What is Carol's problem?

>>87922129
Didn't she just betray Alpha Flight to prove a point?

>>87922129
She tried to dress down Galactus in the first series, too. And that was while he was the only thing keeping the alive outside of the Omniverse.

Carol doesn't give a FUCK

>>87922129
Alcoholism.

Also, Fascism gets her hot.

>>87922129
She has one autistic fan on the real world that spam herself like a loser.

>>87922198
>Carol doesn't give a FUCK

Carol thinks she's more important than she is, and that's probably what turns a lot of people off when it comes to her and her comics. No one likes cops. Cop is like her entire thing.

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>>87923381
>No one likes cops.
Are you black or a sjw?

>>87923644
>Are you black or a sjw?

lol, I forgot that there's a very real fascist element on this board. Good luck at the police academy anon.

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>>87923644
Haha Jesus Christ dude go fuck yourself with your baton

>>87924111
The nu/co/ scares me

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>>87924207
>baton instead of boxing glove

>>87924111
>>87924207
Make sure not to dial 911 in case of an emergency. Just let yourself get murdered, raped, die in a car crash, etc.

>>87923381
That's only when Bendis is writing her.

>>87922129
Carol likes to blame other people. She shifts blame onto people for not working with her, working against her, or trying to argue with her methods.

When they come back with a valid point or an example of why she is doing something wrong she usually replies with what seems like a joke or quip but she actually just said a very personal insult aimed to hit that character's nerve.

She did it with Tony.
She did it with Cap.
She did it with Cap'n Falcon.
She did it with Magneto.
She did it with Ms kicks star shaped holes in reality.

Its her style of dealing with people that aren't directly under or above her authority.

>>87924433
I'm not a libtard, I have guns. I'll just defend myself thanks.

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>>87924804
>I'll use my gun to defend myself from the car crash.

>>87924877
How are cops going to save me from a car crash?

>>87924804
Yes, 45 year old man with bad knees that has his concealed carry permit, I'm sure you'll be able to stop anything bad from ever happening to you and won't ever need to dial 911.

>>87922776
Because not killing baby Hitler is a good idea.

>>87924932
Clearing the area to allow for emts to get safely to you and try to repair any damage you may have sustained in the crash,

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>>87925017
Firing his weapon into the air would probably clear the area effectively if he could communicate his intentions to the EMTs.

>>87924976
Yea, it feels nice being competent. Not that a nu-male like you would know that. Also,
>needing a permit
>not living in a free state
What's it like getting fucked in the ass daily by commiefornia?

>>87925060
Or get him murdered by police. Or by someone with a gun who thinks he's some insane asshole firing a gun for nothing.

>>87924732
Now that you mention it, this has been the case for years. I wonder if it's deliberately consistent characterization or just coincidence.

>>87924932

>Not avoiding the crash altogether with a gun and a witty one liner

>>87924433
>police save people from car crashes

>>87925336
See, now this guy knows how to freedom. Eat your heart out, liberals.

>>87925207
Of shooting someone's dog, just because.

>>87925419
You know damn well that dog had drugs on him. He was a former police dog, couldn't keep his nose clean, lost his job and family and finally committed suicide by cop. He wanted to die and I hope he has found peace.

>>87925207
>Or get him murdered by police
So what you're saying is that the only problem here is the police?

Checkmate, atheist

>>87924433
>Just let yourself get murdered, raped

Yeah, call 911 and have the cops come to your house and shoot your dog and then shoot you. And then they'll arrest you if you complain too vigorously about the dog thing.

Keep sucking that cop dick. They love it.

No frigging thanks.

>>87924433
Someone can like the services that police are supposed to provide but find cops themselves to be generally distasteful or abusive, anon.

To be fair, American policing is pretty terrible compared to other 1st world countries, so I understand why people there dislike cops more. The way it's structured just lends to abuses of power so easily.

>>87925017
>Clearing the area to allow for emts to get safely to you

Yeah, by shooting at people wildly and taking random people's cars apart on the side of the road because their dog smelled another dog on one of the tires.

>>87925078
>nu-male

You know how I know you're a dipshit?

>>87925702
Are you literally shaking right now? Like, you can't even?

>>87925627
Or you know, the asshole firing a gun in the air for no reason in this made up scenario we're talking about but whatever.

>>87925666
Tell me more about how cops are bad, Satan.

>>87923644

Anon, cop culture isn't dome made up boogeyman. I knew some cops when I lived in New York.

There's a whole other mentality there.

>>87925737
>Are you literally shaking right now?

I'm eating soup watching some poor lad dribble buzzwords like you guys do. I think you guys have a disease and you don't even see it. You no longer think before you reply, you just drop some meaningless jargon that no one outside your little bubble even bothers to understand.

You have the dipshit disease.

>>87925745
Hey now, you don't expect me to go to the store without my rifle, do you? What if WW3 breaks out and they come for my women, well, the women I'm surely going to get once the shit hits the fan.

>>87925813
To be fair, the NYPD are pretty bad for it. You've got an already pretty bad general city cop culture in America crossed over with NEW YAWK pride. That shit is vitriolic. It's religious.

New York isn't even that good a town, why are New Yorkers so obsessed with the fact they're from there.

>>87925909
What kind of soup? This is important.

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>>87925680
He's free to do whatever he wants inside his property, bootlicker.

>>87925813
>cop culture isn't dome made up boogeyman.

Guy thinks you have to be black to notice cops are self righteous dicks. Not so. Living with one for a few years will show you just as well how they act. How their cop friends act, how they drive and the shit they get away with.

>>87926005
>What kind of soup? This is important.

Chicken, home made. No noodles. Lots of veggies.

>>87926052
>No noodles
Why even bother?

>>87926145
>Why even bother?

Noodles just get soggy as fuck when you store the soup away. Replace with crackers as you heat up each bowl.

*kisses fingertips*

Perfection. Well, good enough since I'm tired of my Aunt's plain ass turkey anyway,

>>87922129
>What is Carol's problem?

She is the Donald Trump of the Marvel universe

nobody likes her and her fascist shit, yet somehow she's appointed to a leadership position and just keeps shitting on everyone, and when they call her out for it she's like NUH-UH FUCK YOU YOU JUST DON'T GET IT

>>87926313
>*action*
Get out of here with that shit.

>>87926373
>Get out of here with that shit.

*kisses fingertips*

That's a spicy reaction, anon.

>>87925314
>I wonder if it's deliberately consistent characterization or just coincidence.
Coincidence most probably. They're attempting hard to write her as their top female character and failing at it that it ricochets back to her old characterization.

>>87923644
You know the only reason people like Hal is because he's an idiot.