DoA Group Therapy Session: Turkey Day Edition

Also, I'm (and by "I," I mean "patreonanon") not going to be around when the strip posts tonight. Do not lament my death, but someone else is gonna have to get it, is what I'm saying.

>>87921908

We are gathered here today in memory of the nameless anon whose title was Patreanon.

... there's nobody here.

>>87922974
I'm here.
working on recording the porn edits comic.

>>87922974
I'm here. Maybe we should fill the void with lewd pictures and stories?

>>87924580
do it

>>87924580
Weeeeeeeell I do still have this Mary.
http://imgur.com/a/z1TYi

>>87925128
Silly anon, that's not accurate at all.

Her pubic hair is supposed to look like a miniature version of her head hair.

>>87921868
That strip is from weeks ago.

Christ, that "Becky pervs on Dina's scalp" plotline has been endless and pointless.

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>>87925602
It sure has motherfucker.

Here's the latest patreon strip.

>>87925652

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

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>>87925652

>>87925602
>endless and pointless.
It's a perfect introduction to the comic

>>87925652
holy shit, somebody with foot long hair, has hair under their hat


also why does BECKY have regular-ish eyes for once in the second panel

>>87925652
CENSOR THIS.

>>87925652
Goddamn, those eyes in panel four. Panel 2's normal eyes only serve to highlight how creepy the solid black ones look. Also her right eye doesn't clip through her hair in panel 2.

>>87925670
>>87925676
I expected him to stretch the plot to next week.

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>>87921868
Hmm. Well first off, I'll say the coke freestyle line works better in the strip >>87902851 it was used in on the site. The line is really dumb either way, but saying "I will be doing y so hard my x will be like z" feels way better with such a stretch of a comparison than just going "my z will be doing y so hard". At least Joyce comments on it, but she goes back to standard Joyce behaviour too fast afterwards.

I feel like the strip that got posted to the site is better, just by virtue of not using that terrible coke freestyle line. But they're both pretty boring.

>>87925652
Speaking of boring... Becky looks way better in panel 2, but only by going off-model.

>>87925810
>I expected him to stretch the plot to next week.
>implying he'll end it this easily

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>>87925810
We will probably still get at least 2 or 3 comics out of this conversation.

>>87925652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U0ApuC3SKr

that last panel is so unnaturally worded.

>>87925979
That's just hilarious autistic robot speech

>>87926039
it's especially unnatural compared to most of her dialogue.

>>87925796
>also why does BECKY have regular-ish eyes for once in the second panel
She actually looks significantly better that way.

>>87925652

Okay

Now

SLIPSHINE

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>>87925652
2lewd4me

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>>87925979
It's a callback. It's very unnatural and is made more so by making it a question by intonation.

Something like "Sorry, did I not select the appropriate lie?" Would've still accomplished the callback while being a bit more natural.

>>87925979
God bless you, VAnon, and your re-imagining of Dina as an effeminate upper class schoolboy and Becky as cowboy Harvey Fierstein.

>>87925875
It's a massive improvement to Becky's design. I think the only characters that the eye dots really work for is Walky and maybe Joe.

>>87926128
Bizarre right?
And it's not like it's fan art that would take too long to reproduce consistently, its an incredibly minor change that makes the character look more like a person

>>87926312
Adding the white pupil area helps to anchor Becky's eyes to her face instead of just creepily floating around.

>>87926467
and being overtop of her hair

>>87925875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vk6CnXbG6O
one good thing about this comic is that it lets me practice my voice work, which is cool.

>>87926467
If he gave Becky sclera all the time he'd have to do a transparency with her hair otherwise having her eye show through her hair appear very obviously as a layer.

>>87925652
Did I not call it when I said Dina was going to be like "All you had to do was ask" and that her head would be unremarkable?

Is it even a strong character point for Dina that she always wore the hat? Is this supposed to be her version of QC's Claire taking off her pants? Is Becky going to break Dina's heart later, and one of the statements out of her mouth will be something along the lines of "I took my hat off for you"?

It's like Willis was trying to find a way to make a cartoony subplot in his grounded and semi-realistic comic. It never worked in Degrassi; why would it work here?

>>87926564
So it is a calculated artistic decision motivated by laziness?

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New strip!

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BG, why did you ask me to do a parody comic with like...every character? Many of whom are women?

>>87926947
Fuck the chunky chick. Pity sex is still sex.
Pitiful sex but still counts.

>>87927027
Technically, I wasn't the one to ask for the VA. But I'll take the blame anyways, since it's Christmas and all.

To be completely honest with you, I forgot how wordy and overcomplicated "Tales of Sinterest" was. If I had remembered that, I'd have suggested something like "Walky Performs A Sex". I suppose the first thing that went through my mind was thinking of which story had the most coherent narrative, and wasn't just something that ends up in a series of grunts and moans of pain.

But mostly I wanted to avoid "To The End of the Line" being in your radar, seeing how it's the most recent. I'm not too proud of that censorship, primarily because my experiment with the dialogue there is, in my opinion, a failure. But I guess I shouldn't have expected much from the DoA comments section.

So you're free to drop "Tales of Sinterest" if you would like. Again, I'm not even the guy who made the initial request, so it's not too much of a bother for me. I'm almost starting to regret trying to avoid "To The End of the Line" given how I've just now gotten a mental image of Snake voicing Cerberus' comments.

>>87927328
I've already got everyone except ruth and billie recorded, but this would be a bitch to edit together, so I might drop it. if you notice the solid black lines, those are all clips of audio that need to be shifted around and lined up to match with the other characters, who also have multiple clips of audio. The more people, the more clips. The more clips, the longer and more tedious it becomes.

I was thinking of Walky Performs a Sex, or maybe head of the class.

>>87925128
This is really adorable. I like that you gave her the wrist bands, I really like that part of her design.

>>87927377
Yeah. Again, I'm sorry for all of that. By all means, feel free to do anything else.

I do dabble in audio/video editing, though, so if you dumped the audio clips in here when you're done, I may be able to make something out of it.

>>87927439
if you're up for it, I'll export each character as an audio file, then work on 'head of the class' on my own I just did a practice read and burst out laughing halfway through. kudos.

>>87926208

This would have been better if she'd said "making sex", instead.

>>87926208
A good callback refers to a line that was either recent (i.e. not a fucking year ago) or calls back to a line that the story put some major focus on so it sticks in your mind. Or you repeat it so much that it becomes a running gag that you can refer to as you wish.

>>87927856
Willis likes to spread his callbacks way far out so his fans can mock you for not recognizing it immediately.

>lady syrup
>LADY
>SYRUP
Anons, raise your hands if you have ever heard/read that phrase, or anything vaguely like it, outside of a fanfic by a middle schooler, and then follow it up by stating what YOU think made Willis think that phrase would work

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT BECKY IS A LESBIAN?!

>>87925652
this is so fucking inane

>>87925652

I fully expected Willis to do some bullshit where something is blocking the actual reveal

>>87926947
No one wants your unfunny comic leeching from other unfunny comic that is more popular than yours will ever be.

>>87929722
It does work on some level when you remember that Becky was a homeschooled fundie until six weeks prior. It fails because Becky should be similar to Joyce in worldview, but Willis writes her far less sheltered and more secular than he should.

>>87927856
Subtle callbacks work as long as they can stand on their own.

>>87930233
At least that would have been a fucking joke.

>>87931239
Reminder that Joyce was actually judged by her community to be the most suited to go to a secular university, and Becky started off barely knowing what Seinfeld is

>>87931239
Not really. Hell, she shouldn't even be aware of what happens if/when females orgasm.

>>87931910
To be fair, given the sliding timescale, at the start of the strip Seinfeld would have gone off the air when Becky was six, currently it would have gone off the air the year she was born. But yes, Willis wanted her to be a comparison to Joyce and made her secular and worldly rather than a more adventurous version of Joyce.

>>87931965
That's a completely different level of sheltering than this comic works on. Plus she has a vagina herself, so I'm sure she understands that when Satan puts lust in her heart, or God puts love in her heart, it makes her no-no place all drippy.

>>87932690
>>87931965

Now I'm just recalling the strip where Joyce is swinging Sarah's vibrator like a lightsaber and talking about her 'vee-vee'. In the Willis writing handbook, there's not much separating "Acts innocent and naive" and "Acts like she's five"

>>87933538
I knew a hardcore Christian girl in college that didn't stop using euphemisms for body parts until her sophomore year.

>>87935286

Same here. She also thinks she can sustain a completely chaste relationship with a pagan boy for years until they're hypothetically married.

I'm skeptical, and also sorta sad about it. Willy is right on one account, IMO: Fundie Christianity and parents who enforce it strictly tend to cheat their kids out of things unnecessarily.

>>87935573
The same girl I mentioned maintained a chaste relationship with a guy for a few years until they got married. Granted, it was "mutual masturbation doesn't count" chaste, but I really think that's close enough.

And I think your second point is true for all forms of strict beliefs, not just religious.

>>87935730
from what I've seen it's usually one of those "x doesn't count" types of relationships

Mormons do it all the time, usually it's intercural, "just the tip", not moving when it's in, fellatio, or straight up anal.

>>87936028
>straight up anal

Mary seems like that kind of girl.

>>87935730
>>87936028

One major problem with the girl I mentioned is that she very obviously wants to be physical with the guy, but she beats herself up over it because she thinks it makes her a slut.

Doesn't help that she thinks her best friend (my gf) has maintained a sexless relationship for 3 years now, when it took us about a month to realize "anything but" wasn't going to cut it.

>>87936234
You really need to get her some book on sex-positive Christianity or something. Maybe get your gf to talk to her about how having sexual desires doesn't make you a slut, they're perfectly natural, and you're not supposed to beat yourself up for having them but rise above them.

Anyone got the first three Fuck Zones?

>>87936390
The "don't fuck someone if he/she isn't your spouse" rule was way less complicated back when 90+% of your peer group was someone else's spouse.

>>87931965
She left the door unlocked, and someone walked in on her and her roomie getting freaky. I get the sense that Becky is very aware of her bodily fluids.

>>87936028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttw5a6xRj6c

So what does /doag/ think the time frame is until Dina's doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_kTJR3kPtY

I still think ladysyrup is a terrible turn of phrase

>>87938478

Or when you were wed off to somebody right after you got to the age that you start looking sideways at the opposite gender.

The response I've gotten is "God's laws don't change even if society does", which always rang a little hollow to me.

>>87925652
>>87926198

I just realized something

If Willy ever did do a Slipshine involving Becky

Her carpet would look even more fantastically retarded than the rest

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>>87939822
Spooky!

>>87939822
I know Dina is way into fossils, but she's skipping some intermediate steps there...

>>87940485
>vulva is visible through the pubic side cut

>>87939136
Wait, is that what happened to Becky?
Why the heck would anybody just walk into somebody's room unannounced? The only people who don't knock before entering a dorm room are the people who actually live in the room.

Y'know, it would be funny to see if Becky's old roommate comes to campus one day and runs into Becky.

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>>87941655
Here's where it happens:

http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/definitely/

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>>87941917
I see. Out of curiosity's sake, I looked at the next day's strip.

Judging from the flashbacks and Becky's attitude towards the situation, as well as her attitude ever since then, Becky's really not being all too sympathetic. The flashbacks seem to imply that Becky forced herself upon her roommate, whose cries of resistance would probably be the only way I could see somebody choosing to walk in on the two. Becky brushing aside her roommates' parents' complaints that Becky was "a bad influence or something" also leads me to believe that she doesn't see her actions as having consequences for anybody else.

That's just my thoughts on it, though.

>>87942279

I think that's reaching a bit, m8. It seems a given that the roommate claimed "bad influence" to save her ass (evil Christian, of course) when it was by all indication consensual.

Doesn't mean she isn't annoying, though.

>>87942279
>whose cries of resistance
She took her glasses off and is clearly on top of Becky in the first strip.

Like >>87942466 said, she was covering her butt at a conservative school. She seems a bit unsure about her decision in panel two of the second strip.

>>87942466
I'm just looking for sense where there is none. A story where there is only a blank slate.

Becky being a lesbian semi-rapist in denial is a far more interesting story to take than Becky being oppressed Because Lesbian. She wouldn't even have needed to semi-rape Dina because Dina forced herself upon Becky.

>>87942632
The glasses are off, but look at the leg freckles. That's Becky on top.
I was confused too until I saw the leg freckles.

And I do acknowledge that I'm probably stretching it out. But again, it would be a lot better from my perspective were it the case. Sort of like if Sarah had caused brain damage in Ryan after whacking him twice in the head with a baseball bat.

>>87942680
I wish I could believe that Becky would do that. But she is perfect and therefore can do nothing wrong.

>>87944166
Ain't that just the way.

Man, I feel like there isn't a single storyline in DoA that couldn't be improved by removing the characters' plot armor and give them actual flaws or create consequences for their actions.

>>87940029

Eugh

How vulgar

>>87942279
Another life Becky wrecked because of her vagitarianism

Fifteen minutes until go-time.

I predict this next strip will be Willis' attempt to convey the apprehension and anticipation of Becky as she slowly lowers her head into Dina's hair, taking in one big whiff with a flustered look upon her face as Dina comments upon the sudden smell of tuna.

>>87947063
And then they break up?

>>87947063
What if he switches perspective again because he no sense of tone and pacing?

>>87947136
>they break up
>Becky

As long as Willis is the universe's God, Becky is getting everything she wants.
She could wish for the death of any person, and it would be granted.

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>>87947201
I could see that, but this preview panel is dated for 28 November; the strip we'll be getting tonight will be for the 27th.

So given that we've seen Sydney just a few days ago in the same setting, I doubt we're switching locales just yet.

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>>87925652
Did this nigger really just draw 3 strips for this?

>>87947335
That's decompression for you.
You should see it in actual comic books.

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friendly reminder Willis actively prunes passable storytelling in favor of pointless pandering

>>87942279
No offense, but that's Cerberus-tier headcanon.

>>87947586
Cerberus tends to go more for determining character motivations and fills in backstories based on their own experiences. What I did here was create an idea based on evidence presented.

Also, I'm open to having my ideas being decried as shit by others; I don't believe Cerberus offers the same on the DoA comments section.

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Guess what, gang? In tonight's strip, more of the same!

It's actually kinda cute, I think. I'm a sucker for hugs.

>>87947719
Why is everybody in this comic gay though?

>>87947649
Becky's interacted with her roommate post getting kicked out.

And saying Becky is a rapist because of how she's positioned in a flashback and basing it on the assumption that no one would walk in to her room unannounced unless it's because her roommate is crying for help is determining character motivations. Based on evidence presented Becky's roommate being a sadist who entraps unsuspecting closeted lesbians in compromising situations with an accomplice then puts the blame on them to get off scot free is equally valid.

And would make for a pretty damn good villain.

>>87947719

>i am insecure and anxious without something around my head

And no one, parents, friends, doctors, anyone, has ever mentioned that this is something she should y'know, work on? So that she can feel better and improve her mental health so that she doesn't need to have a hat on at all times like a goddamn security blanket? Seriously?

>>87947840

Brownie points

>>87947883

Be yourself, shitlord

>>87947883
you have to pick your battles with spergs, anon

>>87947840
All females in every webcomic are gay or bisexual. Easy way to get idiots to read your comic, because even if it's shit, those two chicks might fuck at some point.

>>87947883

As far as autistic stims go, wearing a hat is pretty socially acceptable. And with the eye contact thing, it's all but confirmed she's on the spectrum.

>>87947719
This is cute, but I dislike Becky so I don't care for this at all.
I'm still expecting taking off the hat to be Dina's equivalent of giving up her virginity or something.

>>87947869
See, now you're getting it. For all we know, both are true: Becky raped her roommate, but her roommate was going to cry rape anyways.

Also, where/when did Becky interact with her roommate after being kicked out? Do you think her roommate knows about the whole kidnapping thing?

>>87947946
Where's that one furry comic parody when you need it?
>Hmm. This comic sucks, but these two characters might fuck, so I'll keep reading it.
That one.

>>87947719
Fuck, that is kinda cute. He still only needed two strips for this and really should give Becky normal eyes.

>>87947840
Becky, Leslie, Rachel, Mandy, Dina, Sierra, Daisy, Billie, Ruth, Ethan, Danny, and Mike, are the only named characters confirmed LGBTQ, IIRC. Which sounds like a lot until you remember there are something like a dozen main characters and 30 supporting ones.

>>87947883
I don't feel secure without my hoodie if you want a real life example. I don't take it off by choice.

>>87948094

Marcie

Carla would be a T

I think Robin would be by the rules of alternate universes

>>87947719

If I didn't grow to hate this comic so much I would find it cute.

>>87948115
And that's not something you're told to work on? I'm genuinely confused here.

>>87948168
Knew I was forgetting one, but in this case Carla doesn't count because being trans or asexual has nothing to do with being gay.

>>87948218
If someone doesn't want to work on it, they don't need to work on it. Stuff like that is not a problem unless it really negatively effects you and those around you.

>>87948305

Right but... that's what the T in LGBTQ is for...

>>87948306
How could something like that *not* have a negative effect?

>>87948350
Tell me about the "negative" effects.

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>Preview for next Pinup

>>87948381
>She kills the Rapeman.

>>87948004
>Also, where/when did Becky interact with her roommate after being kicked out? Do you think her roommate knows about the whole kidnapping thing?
There are only 3 strips that have her in them.

http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/becky+kaitlin/

Maybe she talks about it elsewhere, but she doesn't physically appear.

>>87948381
>starting on pinups on Friday
>to be published Monday
That's certainly professional.

Also, what is this? Joyce kicking somebody in the nuts?

>>87948218
If you're talking about actual autists you need to realize that therapy is time consuming and expensive so you focus on the important things first.

>>87948376
Feeling intense discomfort/anxiety when removed from a certain piece of clothing, which causes you to obsess over it and prioritize it as a basic psychological need. That doesn't create problems? At all?

>>87925676
kek

>>87948441
Hmm.

Well, if you ever find any post-runaway strips that feature Becky trying to get in contact with Kaitlin, which is apparently her name now, let me know.

Because the seed has been planted in my mind wherein the two could rekindle their brief relationship after the latter transfers to Wherever We Are; I Keep Forgetting The University Name.

>>87948470
How would you feel if 4chan was gone?

>>87948510
I'm not really at the point where I *need* the site or even the Internet itself to function. I don't have anything like that going on. That's why I'm asking about it.

>>87948510

I'd probably welcome it desu

It might get me outside

>>87948510
DELET THIS

>>87948342
I don't know why I wrote that, I was just referring to the gay and bi characters.

>>87948441
There should be another one that was an exclusive.

>>87948446
Joe's wet dream took a turn for the worst.

>>87947335
>>87947377
In an actual comic book, those three strips would have been copy pasted too. Maybe with some added lines around the arms to indicate movement.

>>87947719
>>87948004
>>87948094
>>87948213
I can find this strip absolutely cute despite my hatred for Becky by mentally erasing her and replacing her with myself.

>>87948648
Something I realized a few days ago is that Willis is awful at portraying motion, mostly due to the lack of a fluid continuity between cuts as well as the general stiffness of his characters.

>>87948509
Indiana University at Bloomington. Though why would Becky want to rekindle a relationship? She's dating Dina and Kaitlin sold her out.

>>87948688
>by mentally erasing her and replacing her with myself.

Don't do that, it's unseemly.

>>87948698
He doesn't grasp the concept of motion lines very well either.

>>87948727
>I'm dating someone else, Kaitlin.
>I've been wet for you since I found out you lived here.
>Fine, follow me. But we're only doing this bathroom sex thing TWICE, okay?

Becky's been shown to be impulsive and foolhardy in the past. Foregoing Dina in favor of an older flame wouldn't be too unusual.

>>87948698
Is there anything he does right?

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>>87948441
>>87948509
>>87948781
the strip where they met again was a bonus strip its not on the site

>>87948781
There's a bit of a difference between running off with your friend who you have a crush on to go to her parents house and nailing your one-time fuck buddy in a toilet stall.

Plus it'd be way more interesting if Dina and Kaitlin were attracted to each other.

>>87947719
Holy shit, panel 2 Becky is the funniest thing to me. She looks so SMUG.

>>87948859
When is that supposed to take place?

>>87948896
When they took her back to Anderson to get her things.

>>87948115
Numbuh 4?

>>87948896
a day or two after the kidnapping i think, shes going back to get stuff she left in their room

>>87948859
Oh, right, Patreon bonuses are a thing.
I wonder when this is supposed to take place. During the Joyce/Becky joyride that one time?

Also, given Kaitlin's dialogue in panel four, it seems to imply a desire to meet with Becky after the initial discovery, but I doubt we'll ever see anything come of this.

>>87948861
Now THAT'S a twist.

>>87948342
T always seemed somewhat removed from LGBT(Q is basically redundant)
LGB all describe who you want to fuck
T describes who you want to BE. You can be trans and gay. Trans and Bi. Trans and lesbian.

>>87948446
...That's my fetish...

>>87948956

I just assume it's a catch all for "degenerates"

>>87948446

Well the Twitter poll he posted for "Should the next Pinup have "splooge" in it" was a landslide "yes"

So the next poster's gonna have dick in it

Or Roz in a bukkake

>>87948381
"PREPARE YOUR ANUS. I'M GOING UP TO THE ELBOW."

>>87948774
I've found Dina sexually attractive since It's Walky! and by god I am going to imagine myself with her nestled under my cradled arm.

>>87947840
Anybody got the google doc that keeps track of all the sexualities?

>>87948911
>>87948929
Okay, I got confused since she has the haircut.

Here's my official list of orientations and stuff:

Straight:
Mary
Joyce's would-be rapist (Ryan)
At least one of the Rachels (there are two)
Agatha
Dorothy
Walky
Joyce
Amber/Amazi-Girl
Sarah
Sal
Jocelyne/Josh (likes guys)
Roz
Joe
Jacob
Lucy
Ken

Bi:
Ruth
Marcie
Billie
Danny
Mike
Sierra
Grace
Mandy

Gay:
Leslie
Newspaper editor-in-chief (Daisy)
Becky
Ethan

Asexual:
Carla
Galasso

“Straight with an exception”:
Robin
Malaya

Unknown but not straight:
Dina
Bryan
Sayid
Kaitlin

Trans girl:
Josh/Jocelyne (straight [likes guys])
Carla (asexual)

>>87949039
I imagine "splooge" will be used in a non-traditional sense.
>You guys wanted splooge! And where I grew up, splooge is what you call the mixture of bodily liquids that evacuate a person upon being grievously harmed!

>>87949142

I imagine lifting her tiny Asian body effortlessly into the air and impaling her on my cock to nail her until she forgets her name.

>>87949142
That's unseemly, anon.

>>87948956
>>87948988
T and Q are basically descriptors of who you want to be/how you present. And trans and gay folk have always been lumped together for the sake of convenience and somewhat overlapping goals.

>>87949070
>No, Joyce, not like this!
>BETTER HOPE THE LORD IS FEELING MERCIFUL BECAUSE I SURE AS HECK AM NOT!

>>87948510
It'd leave a gap, but I'd be able to replace it. I'd miss Spooktober threads though

>>87949290

>I'M GONNA INVADE YOU LIKE CANAAN, YOU PAGAN SCUM!!!

>>87949290
That, and trans has been traditionally mistaken for or conflated with being gay.

>>87925652
Come back weeks later and see this shit is still going. At least she's cute

>>87948305
carla still likes girls anyway, she just doesnt fuck them

>>87949417
I'LL SPLIT YOU LIKE THE RED SEA!!!

>>87949451
So you're saying she's going to imprison Mary in some kind of fuck machine?

>>87948930
Dina will dump Becky when she finds out Kaitlin will make the dinosaur noises.

>>87949198
I don't know who two thirds of these characters are. Also shouldn't Robin be in the straight category? She's the politician, right?

>>87947719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gI9ZlWjFpQ
cute

>>87948781
>Becky's been shown to be impulsive and foolhardy in the past.
Becky has proved to be completely unaware of the world around her, throwing her previous beliefs out the window for someone we never see again

>>87947883
It's not uncommon for autistics to need certain stimuli or they get stressed out. Some people stim, some people have stuff like this. It just helps manage stress, and it isn't hurting anyone.

>>87949203
I expect it to include the word itself and not actual fluids.

>>87949161
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SNqEtHsg_a2zm0ryB0rG8CzTLEVitftj4kQZ_Kg-Hsg/edit

>>87948956
That's why I like MOGAI better. Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex.

It covers everything and doesn't have to be added onto or subtracted from.

>>87949654
She made an exception for Leslie in Shortpacked, and Willis said all the orientations carried over.

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you guys ready for a narration of one of willis' porn comics?
Here's the comic:
http://bgrevln8fu.tumblr.com/post/97490443575
and here's my narration
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDQePtpbmy

>>87950679
Danny's voice makes me want to rip out his vocal cords, so it's pretty true to the character.

(I really want you to do the Ruth/Billie one now so I can hear the glorious sound of deep voice on deep voice erotica.)

So, hey. One of the writers here.

I know I promised someone on here Dina/Amber, but things fell apart two weeks ago and I've been too busy to do the full write-up that I wanted to do. Also, I sort of lost the spirit for proper erotica somewhere along the way.

But I don't welch on a promise if I can help it, so here's a shorter version of what I had planned. I'll see if I can get around to doing that Sierra dom thing and Ethan/Danny later too.

http://pastebin.com/J67RDYRU

>>87950679
>pornographique
Putain Willis, laisse la langue française hors de tes comics de merde.

>>87950875
As the guy who asked for Dina/Amber, it's all good. Nice work!

>>87950972
Please, like this is the worst thing your language has been co-opted with

I DEMAND SEXY JOYCE

>>87950972
go away, frenchman.

>>87951014
It might as well be.

>>87951155
I will, but I'll be back.

>>87951172
canadian here, french a shit.

you can stay if you're french french.

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>>87951054

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>>87950679

http://pastebin.com/5MwZPhsE

>>87930300
Ever heard of a filter?

>>87951189
>canadian here
A
FUCKING
LEAF

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>>87950679
There is a line of good taste and we have crossed it.

>>87947840

Because Willis is a self-hating straight man. He only WISHES he was gay so he could have the right, in his mind, to act like an oppressed minority

>>87945392
Sorry I offended your gentle sensibilities, anon.

Answer the question. though.

>>87952224
I can't believe amazi-girl is fucking dead.

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>>87947901

>>87950679
This is beautiful.

>>87921868
I want to creampie Joyce and dump her, find out she's knocked up 3 months later, panic, get pressured into marriage and employment by our parents, struggle with weekly bills to barely make ends meet, and not so secretly hold a grudge against her for ruining my life.

Consensually, of course.

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>>87951291