This movie has NO hype
I remember Frozen filled up an entire page of this board from the trailers alone.
Well, I mean...
They aren't white.
does Elsa have a cameo?
This thread proves it
I've seen a few commercials and some "exclusive sneak peaks", yet still know nothing about the plot or characters, except for the Rock.
Internet neckbeards aren't excited for a children's film! Moana is doooomed!
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/box-office-moana-allied-fantastic-beasts-bad-santa-1201925913/
Brown girls are cute
>>87908386
>princess character has a piggy face
>brawny male lead has a super piggy face
>include an actual pig face for comparison
didney rayciss n shiiiet
the trailers and sneak previews make it look crushingly cliche and boring.
but 97% on RT opening day is impressive
>>87908454
the reindeer does
>>87909166
>RT
>impressive
>>87909166
Zootopia got 100
We like furries more than brown tribes
>wanting multiple threads about one movie to take over the catalog
Why? Although I don't think it'll get much discussion as people here seem to only latch onto things if they have plenty of waifus/fap-bait in the main cast and strong shipping potential.
And the porn potential seems low as well.
>>87909289
>Zootopia got 100
It got a 98 dumbass
>>87909414
>porn potential seems low as well.
It's a 16 year old brown chick with a fat ass, maybe not to your taste but I think people will find a way
>>87910002
There is like no porn right now.
There was porn of Zootopia a year before the movie came out.
>>87908386
You remember wrong. Frozen threads were few and in between before the movie came out. The trailers played up the obnoxious Olaf angle, and all threads reflected pure hate dubbing him Jar-Jar Brisk. Once it came out threads never stopped (until /frz/ was banned of course) and even the hate around Olaf mostly disappeared, but until then there was most certainly little hype.
Even outside of /co/, if you remember the movie didn't really become a phenomenon until it started wrecking the box office week after week through December and January. When it first came out the hype was somewhat concentrated.
>>87910113
>Furries are quicker at creating and commissioning porn
What a revelation.
>>87908386
No fur, no buy.
don't even know what its supposed to be about. frozen at first glance made it seem like it would be about a snow witch/queen.
>>87909166
>Rotten Tomatoes
when will this meme end
>>87908386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1x76DoACB8
Frozen's official Teaser Trailer gave absolutely no hints what the film would eventually be about, it just gave the impression that the film would be a stupid flick about a dumb reindeer and a moronic snowman.
At the time it was believed that Frozen would become one of the biggest Disney failures ever, all because of that stupid teaser trailer.
>>87908386
GOOD.
Frozen general irrevocably ruined the board.
>>87909166
It's a fucking Disney movie. If you give it less than a perfect score they'll put a bullet in your brain.
>>87910405
You know that's not how RT works... right?
>>87908386
This is a white SJW-ish board.
SJW's want muh diversity. But when it comes out and is both well reviewed by critics on RT and has an A cinemascore. The SJW keyboard warriors stay home.
In other words, white girls are stupid, fake, bitches. Oh and there's no love interest, for the white fillies to finger their gashes to.
>>87910351
I still don't get the butthurt. Tangled was the same way, having a dumb comedic trailer with slapstick scenes not even featured in the movie, but that turned out to be a full fledged musical that took itself seriously. Winnie the Pooh was similar. Posters gave off a bizarre "edgy" vibe, trying to attract older viewers by showing characters about to get hurt ala Jackass. Frozen's trailers didn't convince me for a second, and I recognized it as Disney's usual, somewhat cynical, advertising style of tricking audiences into seeing a movie different than advertised (they've stopped doing this in recent years). Why /co/ never caught on, well the populace on /co/ is one of the dumbest of all boards,love ya guys, but I guess it can't be helped that animation studios do this with a lot of movies. Also see: The Croods, Peanuts (sort of), Big Hero 6 (to an extent).
>>87910681
/co/ is far from being the conventionally dumbest, they're just the most autistic, inclined to take things overly literally
>>87908386
>if a movie doesn't reach cancer levels of overposting on /co/ it has no hype
>>87910801
Well hype is cancer, so yes
>>87910515
That's the most retarded thing I've read all day. Please, just go back to /pol/ and post some trump memes or something.
Fucking hell.
>>87910765
You might be right, but whenever I'm in an animation thread anons drive me up the wall.