Ladies and gentlemen, how do we increase our profit margins?

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>>87898080
More Batman merchandise!

>>87898080
We seem to bleeding out money in the R&D department. Do we ever see any returns in our investments? Maybe we should send someone down to obtain a list of all our items. See what's complete and possibly stage a demonstration to potential buyers.

>>87898080
>Hi, Frank Wojtus, from Accounting here?

>I've been going over the ledgers over the last few years and Mr. Wayne has been devoting a lot of money to projects that I can't seem to find any real point to.
>Like this, look at this. $330 million dollars on Subway construction. Do we even do subway construction? Where is this money going?!

>>87898080
It's simple. We kill... the bat-man.

>>87898282
Well done Mr. Wojtus. Does anyone else know if we do subway construction? Or any type of construction for that matter?

>>87898124
>Wayne industries actually funds a bunch of inappropriate merchandise based off Gotham heroes and villains.
>Constant complaints that Bruce Wayne is making light of the perpetual tragedy that befalls Gotham
>And generally just tacky that he made himself Batman's secret persona

>>87898410
Yeah, but the Batman license prints money.

>>87898080
Literally what is the point of owning a multinational corporation if you can't use it as a personal toy store?

Stop trying to build secret space stations for entire super hero teams.
At least not without charging them rent

>>87898080

Geri Powers seems to have some good ideas. And I hear her son is a genius. Why I think he could end up running the company someday!

If we move out of Gotham our insurance premiums would decrease.

Though I have a hard time finding a city where buildings don't get destroyed?
maybe Flint? Dover? Pittsburgh?

>>87898266
Look, it's obvious to everyone here that SOMEONE in this company is the batman. I'm not pointing fingers or naming names, but it's pretty obvious.

Now considering this city nearly gets destroyed once a month I say we don't investigate this any further or ever mention this again. last thing we want is to be a bigger villain magnet than we are.

Shall we put this to a vote?

also if there is food in the fridge on the last friday of the month we WILL be throwing it out. Some people have been complaining about this, I'm not pointing fingers or naming names, but it's pretty obvious.

Considering no-one here is willing to clear out there own food I propose we keep the current system and you all just set a goddamn reminder on your outlook calendar if you care so much about your 2.50 sandwich that you've been saving for five days.

Shall we put it to a vote.

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Crashing the stock market...with no pensions!