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I hope this shit won't be the last thing Dick Van Dyke's does.

>>87852012
>The Asylum
Of course, you think they have a bigger budget after Sharknado?
>>87852133
>Dick Van Dyke is still alive
Holy fuck

>>87852221
He's 90

You gotta pay the troll toll

>>87852012
>Ja Rule
What the honest fuck is this

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Why do people do these things to the movie industry.

I dunno. FF had that bizarre backstory about industrial sabotage shit.

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My dick

Oh Asylum. I love ya, but animation is not for you.

>>87852012
My despair is complete

>>87852012
>Behind the shitpost: the true story of 4chan

>Evil hunter's name is Olaf.
Real subtle there Asylum.

>>87852602
The fuck kinda name is that?

>>87852012
So that's where Ja Rule has been

>>87852012
How do you pronounce this?
Traw-lind?
Troll, and?
Troll land, despite not being spelled that way?

>>87852012
When I seen "Ja Rule" I slumped over in my seat, grabbed my sides, closed my eyes, and laughed until I shitted myself.

>>87852012
>chris daughtry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZQnJCnpeuQ

>>87852718

Like Holland.

>>87852012
I forgot Ja Rule even existed.

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>>87852012
>Ja Rule outta fucking no where!

>>87852012
Dick Van Dyke is still alive? holy shit.

>>87852012
People at least had some expectations for Foof Fight.
This? Expecting anything from Asylum? Literally everyone knows better.

How?

Just, how?

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>>87852133
>>87852221
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>>87853457
Didnt Dora already make this movie?

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>janky mocap that somehow manages to be worse than Foodfight
>fucked-up perspective
>Ja Rule, T-Boz and Dick van Dyke as VAs

>>87852133
>Dennis Hopper's last movie was Alpha and Omega
>Sean Connery's last movie was Sir Billi
Seems like it might be.

>>87852012
is this 4chan the movie?

>that mocap

I've seen pony sfm animations better done than this, Jesus.

>>87852012
Well, this was like... The whole movie already in the trailler

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>>87852012
>>87852133
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my fuck

how much money do you think ja rule is laundering?

>>87852698
>this nigga don't know T-Boz

>>87856192
SFM can look pretty good if you put effort into it.

The jerky spastic nature of those models is great

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So is this an ironic bad movie (like Sharknado) trying to cash in on the kids who like Delgo and Food Fight, or was it a legitimate effort?

>>87852133
That's really depressing.

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this is some Pillgrums-looking shit

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>>87853136
I fucking died laughing.

Who greenlighted this jaggy mess

>>87852221
This was him this august 2016.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWKXI8nEOQ

As you can see he's still very much alive.

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>Ja-Rule
>T-Boz
>Dick Van Dyke

What.

>>87852012
Nope

>>87859119
Ja rule just got out a jail to right? Or is this part of his sentence?

what's up with directors making animation movies about shitty trolls and other ugly creatures. They are 100% unappealing no matter how you look at it.

>>87852012
Aren't Asylum's movies made intentionally bad? Doesn't feel as genuine, yah know? Not as fun.

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>>87852012
>Dick Van Dyke is still alive
>staring in this broken piece of shit

>dick on dyke

>>87852133
A lot of actors appear in garbage for their last time out.

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>>87852613
Damn right.

>>87852012
I see that movie sitting on the shelf in the DVD section at Walmart every week.

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>>87852613
Are you telling me you didn't like "Izzie's way home"?

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>>87852012
any porn yet?

>>87853710
Sean Connery is still alive, so it doesn't apply yet.

Anne Bancroft, though? Her final film was Delgo.

>>87852763
This.
My chest hurts from laughing

>>87852012

>JERRY O' CONNELL
>JA RULE
>DICK VAN DYKE
>COMIC SANS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Seriously how much did they get paid?

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>>87852012
I never thought for a second we would see Food Fight tier looking shit like this after this glorious year of our Lord, Jesus Christ, 2016. This is already destined to be in our "Animated Movies so godawful you need to see it" threads.

>>87852698
T-Boz is the singer of an R&B/hip hop girl group from the early to late 90s called TLC. They did new jack swing in 1992, hop hop soul in 1994, and slightly experimental but also generic R&B by 1999. They were a group of womanlets who could really perform, and were famous for getting screwed out of their money.


TL;DR/C, 90s names are weird.

>>87869631
*hip

>>87852012
>>87852133
Dick Van Dyke is too good for this, someone help him.