Post scenes that gave you awkward boners

Nothin' awkward about that one, anon

Just your regular bareback doggystyle suggestion on children's television

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>>87840640
>Bouncing tits
unf

>>87840734
That's gayass worship

>>87840860
>trans-dog
>green mutant excited
what the fuck i am looking at?

>>87840640
... What is the contect here ? Also, need more.

>>87840640
Will she be impregnated by his retarded seed, /co/, or did she receive the mixed blessing of him putting it in the wrong hole?

>>87841430
>Eris ends up living with Billy or something as part of some plan to cause chaos
>billy and his dad are fucking retarded and the mom is mentally unstable
>billy and his dad keep trying to Horse back ride her which causes her to snap (the eye twitching)

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Don't judge me too harshly.

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>>87841868
i got one when they first met, i think it was one of my first boners

That scene burlesque scene from great mouse detective. Greatest 4 yo boner

>>87841898
The penis of a full-grown banana slug is hard to miss. First, it’s enormous. Banana slugs grow to be 6 to 8 inches, and the slug’s erect penis can be the same length. These slugs are so well known for their massive genitals that one species, Ariolimax dolichophallus, carries a name that literally means long penis (dolichophallus).

>>87842032
HAHA YOU ARE DOING THAT MEME, SAYING THAT SAME THING THAT EVERYBODY IS POSTED WHEN SOMEONE POST THAT PIC.

HAHA FUNNNEY.

>>87842046
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>87842046
Autism speaks

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Damn it Calla

>>87842032
Fuck off, /an/.

>>87840860
there was this...um comic...

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This fucking Squirrel and the entire goddamn scene.
I blame this movie for me becoming a degenerate.

>>87842142
Do tell.

>>87842213
i can't fucking find it, but it explored this idea.

>>87842408
Do you know the name? Or what happens?

>>87842467
Doug fucks/molest/gets sucked by a cross dress pork chop. i'm looking for it atm

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f-fuck

>>87842032
Slugs have dicks?

>>87842575
>rape or eat
>
>
>rape THEN eat?

>>87842600
Google "slugs mating", it'll blow your mind.

>>87842600
Every animal has a dick, except the ones that don't.

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>>87842059
>>87842099
I'm terribly sorry nobody laughed at your shitty joke repost. don't twist a tit.

>>87842780
Sshh, baby, sshh.

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>>87842032
dayum slinkman

>>87842780
>don't twist a tit
you were the one typing in all caps

>>87842536
I really want to see this too

>>87842948
Lazlo knows where the goods are at.

>>87842187
As a kid I always saw that scene as more cute than anything else.

>>87843202
You were an innocent kid anon.
For me that looked like 5 minutes of a squirrel desperately trying to get some dick.

>>87842544
Fuck me too.

>>87842126

They're not even that great.

>>87842575
Oh deer

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>>87842575
Rita in general is awkward boner.

>>87842544
probably the start of size fetish and possibly /ss/

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>>87842032
>a banana slug has a bigger penis than me

>>87841468
There is no wrong hole.

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>>87840640
I love that episode.

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>>87847141

>>87847269
There is when you're considering if she has to bear his genetically diseased retard spawn. In that case, I guess right and wrong are reversed in this case.

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>>87842046

>ITT: completely normal boners

>>87847429
Why were animators such furries?

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>>87842544
> that whole "please come back and fuck me" roar/groan she does when Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona finally escape the castle, and the chain around the dragons' neck stops her at the gate

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>>87844196
>Ta Have!
>Splits at the end scene

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>>87847429
Man, I watched almost all the episodes of Animaniacs a few months back and whenever Rita would show up, I wondered why the hell the animators made her so seductive

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>>87842187

>>87844149
Same, had a crush on her when I was younger

>>87842187
I remember some top tier fanart that was floating around here of her being turned into a human. SHit was cute as fuck.

>>87851775
The answer is that Cassandra Cat is lying because she's a woman.

>>87851775
>implying Cassandra does these things for any reason other than to try and seduce Slylock
>he's too fucking dumb to notice and always brings that faggot mouse along

>>87851775
Slylock Fox isn't sure whether ignoring the steaming coffee or blackmailing her with it will give him his greatest chances to fuck Cassandra Cat.

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>>87852181
pretty much

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No joke

>>87852212
>not taking the hint when a woman invites you to her place and she's just in a bathrobe

>>87841945
Man, thought I was the only one.

>>87849115
This was probably one of the first boners I'd ever had.

>>87842544
I could've sworn there was one part in that scene when she was giving him a implied blowjob?

It like the screen cut off right at her eyes as she was looking at him and licking something?

>>87851775
If she were really hit in the head so hard that she's out for THREE FUCKING HOURS, she probably has brain damage and should call a doctor instead of a private eye.

Also, the coffee is still hot.

>>87852212
Max you little shit you're ruining the mood also don't fucking skateboard inside someone's home

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>>87851775
>>87852212

>>87840860
Lee Goldson?

>>87841945
Same here.

>>87853537

OH COME ON NOW!! No way this isnt supposed to be lewd!

>>87854791
the time on the cat clock and outside are different. I believe she replaced the clock's battery with the vial.
so no its not actually lewd

>>87854833

I think we both know where she hid the vial for Slylock to find. A revealing bathrobe didnt work twice, she needs to be more direct.

>>87854895
to be fair she's a stupid bitch
its some really dumb evidence to leave behind

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>>87840640

>>87854985
slylock and layton crossover when

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>>87854950
>>87854983
>vore

>>87840640

I remember at one point in my life as a kid, that I couldn't handle seeing kissing in Disney movies or my loins would catch on fire. Funny enough it was only kissing scenes that did this to me. I felt like a degenerate little girl.

>>87842187
I remember watching that in elementary school. I think i cried, good thing the lights were off.

>>87854985
oh dear god

is there more of this?

>>87841768
Are you gay?

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It was only awkward because I always watched this movie with my parents and I was too young to understand why this scene made my tic-tac feel funny.

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>>87853537
in her pussy

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>>87855047
>every artist just makes their own halloween OC instead of making art of the two stupid dogs Eris lookalike

sasuga, internetto

>>87842690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUvw66h0nbQ

Holy shit, this video is the gift that keeps on giving. I just saw two blue dicks twist around each other.

>>87855194
>"Were prostitutes" as played by a seven year old

Your parents knew they should have turned it off but if they had it would have been an even bigger deal

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Yeah, it was a long time before I figured it out.

>>87855002
It would require some unbelievably fucking stupid asspull in the plot department to justify the existence of furries in 21st century Britain

so yeah, considering the shit layton games have pulled off so far, a slylock crossover would probably work

>>87855331
didnt they come up wit some unbelievably fucking stupid asspull to get pheonix wright in the universe?

>>87855305
dobson pls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpZjULSaHM8

I'm only moderately ashamed

>>87855331
i haff twelve match stick

>>87855347
I've only played the first three layton games so I wouldn't know

>>87855288
Now try "penis fencing".

>>87855176
I hope not. That would be degenerate.

>>87855391
Air inflation doesn't get me, for some reason. Needs to have weight to it, a sense of mass and sloshiness. Like a water balloon.

Also, pathetic as they are, the inflation community itself has disowned Dobson. Nobody wants to be associated with that piece of shit.

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>>87840640
The only one I can think of would be this one.

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>>87855682
>inflation community

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The fuck was wrong with me? She is already naked all the time and only now do I get a boner.

>>87855823
I know, I know. "Handful of circlejerking fetishists on the internet" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

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>>87855047
*gulp*

>>87855402
are you the same guy who keeps posting that they want to fuck the kid from the ant bully

>>87842032

Slugs are hermaphrodites and have vaginas inside their penises. They interlock penis-vaginas to mate and then one drops the other off the branch they hang from while in the act.

Y'know, just like humans.

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>>87856118
No but i would fuck the kid from Dino Time

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>>87856193

>>87847141

>heiroglyphs in background
>cat dancing suggestively

literally Bast worship

>>87847199
>that part where he puts his head between her boobs

wew

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>>87855047
>>87856102

>>87842032
>>87856193
Slugs are pretty hot.

>>87856118
That's a thing?

>>87849689
Because she's voiced by Bernadette Peters who can turn on the pure sex in her voice.

>>87847429

A CAT IS FINE TOO

>>87856623
>Bernadette Peters is 68
I'd still smash.

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>>87856194
>90's kid wannabe with bobby hill's voice

yeah I would too

>>87855682
...what the hell ever happened to him?
He's not even hated anymore. He's just...gone.

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>>87842459

>>87856700
Who, Dobson?

I think he mostly panders to SJWs on twitter these days.

>>87855907
Mrs. Brisby is a fucking slut. She wanted Justin's rat dick so bad.

>>87854985
I didn't even read Slylock as a child and this is giving me a boner.

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Every part with her dancing alone, especially when her back is toward the viewer. Strange because I'm a dog lover

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I can't find a screenshot of the scene, but in the Gumby movie there's a part early on where Gumby and his friends crash into each other which causes the clay they are made of to become physically melded together, and they have to get surgically separated at a hospital. I always thought it was both kind of disturbing yet also erotic.

>>87841945
HE DID?!

It's only awkward if you make it awkward, that's what he says atleast.

he is my penis

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[spolier]TWITTERPATED![/spolier]

>>87842459

That fucking rat.

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>>87857156

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Kitty Catswell is a dumb baby.

>>87855805
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>87840640
Rainbow Bright gave me my first boner at about 4 years old.

>>87854833
but where did she hide the battery

>>87855219
Underated

>>87840640
Good Horsey

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>>87840640
Oliver & Company sure gave me some weird feelings, I tell you hwhat.

>>87842408
>>87842142
>>87842536
Well? Any luck? I am waiting on that comic

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>>87856293

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this whole show really

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>>87840640
This scene in that roofi episode of the Simpsons. I don't have the gif but this baby and another start slurping the fuck out of this exhausted lady's boobs. Gave me a fetish for sucking boobs.

>>87855347
Well they didn't really need to pull anything too bullshit. There's no reason why they can't be in the same universe because they take place in different countries so they just said Phoenix was on an exchange program.

>>87853537

She hid them in her vibrator. One of the AA batteries she removed is sitting there by the flower pitcher.

>>87855682
>has an inflation fetish
>doesn't like air inflation
>prefers water balloons
That's called fat, you fat fuck.
>implying there's a community
>>87855823
Realistically, telling the autists to drink bleach would crash DeviantArt.

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There was an episode of this old show called Botsmaster where a kid and his goofy army of robots fought some evil corp led by a smoking hot chick named Lady Frenzy.

So it's time for the main character's birthday, and the robots have two giant gift boxes.

He opens one, and his girlfriend pops out in a swimsuit with a ribbon around her neck, falls onto him and asks him if he likes his present.

In the next present: the unconscious body of the aforementioned smoking hot evil lady. The robots had broken into her home, chased her down, drugged her, and presented her as a gift.

There was another episode where they extracted some pheromones from a flower that they sprayed on her to make her into a ditzy lovey-dovey hippie.

This show was made in France, btw.

>>87847331
context?

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It was at this moment that I said to myself, "This show was made for me."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_TTHbHXswY

>>87856700
He went full SJW, but said the wrong thing once, so they lynched him.

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>>87855445
Same here

>>87852927

Its a childrens movie you fucking idiot

>>87861141
>Making it that easy to defeat the big bad.
Makes complete sense for an awkward boner, this is some /aco/-autist fetishism.

>>87861210
D-did that actually air on Cartoon Network AND Boomerang reruns?!

>>87861183
THERE IS NONE
INCEST SHIPPING

>>87856667
So close
>>87856666

>>87861384

To be fair, they were originally coworkers and while she was evil, she has a sore spot for the hero. They were more frenemies and passed up ample opportunities to kill each other.

>>87857140
>Strange because I'm a dog lover
shaggy, pls go

>>87853537
I remember when the artist of Sherlock actually dropped by.

>>87847199
>That part when he tickles her foot

Does Timmantha count?