LET'S MAKE A /co/MIC

Steven Jewnivrse

/co/ is shit at making web/co/mics

>>87816188

SEXUAL TENSION

Jesus Christ give me a fucking 7 already

>>87816188
Matt Fancy Butthole

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>>87816217

everybody gets one

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>>87816217
WE HAVE A WINNER

0 will decide what happens in the first panel

I'm not an artist, so don't expect high quality

>>87816217
>>87816238
Title should be: Epik

>>87816265
Jesus Christ lounging on a couch holding a number 7

>>87816265
A man opens a door

>>87816310
Came here to post this.

Let it be so

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>>87816310
Enter our main character
I hope this doesn't end up like what I'm thinking

Anyways, 3 will decide what happens in the second panel

>>87816362
A little girl is sitting on a bad

>>87816362

He sees his son watching cartoons despite being over 20 years old

>>87816362
A bed is resting on a little girl

>>87816362

he walks up to a receptionist's desk

>>87816362

It's actually a BDSM club

cthulhu smoking a joint

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>>87816188
Am I doing it right?

>>87816362
he sees American Kaiju

>>87816413
D U D E

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>>87816413
Dank and eldritch, man

9 decides for the third panel

>>87816497
then Dora got fat

>>87816497

The man reaches up expectantly.

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>>87816529
Huh, what an... interesting(?) choice

4 will decide for the last panel, this is the BIG punchline, so make it count!

>>87816637
Man does a 360 and walks away

>>87816637
Man looks over /co/, who's dying on a bed

>>87816637
the man says cuthlu we've talked about your pot smoking and inflating dammit not in the house

>>87816637
Jeff Goldblum appears and starts flirting with him, man says 'fucking okcupid'

>>87816637
>>87816497
>It's called Jesus Christ give me a fucking 7 already
>Got two sevens
What is this witchcraft?

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>>87816724
AMAZING!

Now then, every great comic needs a great author.

6 will decide who the author is

>>87816838
Genghis Khan.

>>87816838

Bendis

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>>87816838

Alan Moore

>>87816838
Jon Snow

DICKS

>>87816838
Ben garrison.

Anonymous

>>87816838
Andrew Dobson

>>87816838
Kishibe Rohan

>>87816838
Big Boss

>>87816838
Trump.

>>87816838
(c) 2016 brian michael bendis written in paint pencil

>>87816838
This comic will never have an author at this rate

>>87816838
Seth Rogan

>>87816838
Jontron

>>87816838
clark kent

>>87816838
Bendis

>>87816838
/a/

>>87816838
lobo

>>87816838

Vince McMahon

>>87816838
Bill Wilson

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>>87817106

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>>87817106
And there we have it!

Do you guys want to make another one?

>>87817126
yes

>>87817126
nes

>>87816838
Dobson

>>87817126
yes but lets make it longer and vertical fromat so we can make really stupid shit like, the /mu/ song.

>>87817126
Si!

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>>87817141
>>87817147
>>87817165
>>87817195
Alright, is this should be good
We're going to make and ebin saga

Yet again, 7 decides the title.

>>87817234
I feel very, very small... please hold me...

>>87817126
Amazing, this could be an actual webcomic, and no one would be any wiser.

>>87817234
Scrimmy Bingus and the Scrungry Spingus

>>87817234
The day anon made a shitpost.

>>87817234
4 kills

>>87817234
I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you for playing with me.

>>87817234
Dick Days

>>87817234

not loss

>>87817270
Its actually better than most of the webcomics I read.
>>87817234
I can't belive is not murder

>>87817234
the rise and fall of /co/

>>87817234
atomic diarrhea

>>87817234
loli haet pizza

>>87817307
spot on

>>87817234
Loss Origins

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>>87817307
DING DING DING

1 for the first panel, where our main character will be established

>>87817234

Jonathan Toews buys a miller lite.

>>87817342
Is david bowie riding a horse in the desert.

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>>87816188
I can only shake my head in disgust.

>>87817342
Fat man dressed up as Batman on a building looking over his city.

>>87817342
A loss edit to the previous comic.

>>87817342
Andrew Dobson crawiling in a desert.

>>87817342
All the farts of the world released this paast second gathered together in a human-shaped latex suit

>>87817342
/co/nrad opens a door

>>87817342
Bendis comes home after a long day of work.

>>87817342

deep space nine

>>87817342

Didn't we used to have a flying city?

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>>87817431
Enter /co/nrad
A familiar start

5 decides next panel

>>87816838
My god, this is awesome.

>>87817522
Conrad closes said door

>>87817522
/co/nrad's abusive wife Marvel comes in drunk again.

>>87817522
Close up on his eyes, as he looks suspiciously left and right.

>>87817522
/co/nrad sees Fifi laying on the table, seducing him.

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>>87817545

>>87817545
Nice one

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>>87817545
good one

What will our hero do??
8 decides!

>>87817661
Sighs.

>>87817661
She vomits all over his good shoes.

>>87817688
oh god

>>87817688
this only gets better

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>>87817688
How vile.

2

>>87817806
close up on conrads horrified face

>>87817806
co walks away in disgust, calling her vile.

>>87817806
Push the bitch out the window.

>>87817806
Wife Marvel cries about victory of Trump.

>>87817806
co punches her skull out of her head

>>87817806
She smacks him across the face with the bottle and tells him to clean it up. Then she calls him a cispig.

>>87817806
He goes watch tv and ignores her ranting

>>87817806
co strangles marvel, his face twisted in furious anger

>>87817862
How 90's.

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>>87817862
AAAAAAHHHHHH! HAS OUR HERO FALLEN?

WHAT NOW, 4?

>>87817951
marvel's hotter sister, DC, watches behind, horrified

>>87817951
Lady Liberty crying on the background.

>>87817951
/co/ sits alone, in the dark, his face haunted by what he has done

>>87817951
DC, Marvel's sister, walks in and tries to stop /co/.

>>87817951
A skeleton pops out of co

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>>87817951
Last pannel is revealed to be the day dream of a /co/nrad who's getting his face slammed repeatedly against a wall by Marvel

>>87817951
BLUE DIDIO OF HOPE ENTERS THE SCENE

>>87817951
He fucks her corpse laughing, tits exposed.

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>>87817951

>close up on co

> "your cheating me with /tv/, arent you you cheap slut. thought no one was going to post that new capeshit movy on my board?? you were supposed to listen to your fans, but you keep fucking shit up with more retarded superhero clashing dogshit.

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>>87818004
The BLUE DIDIO OF HOPE appears!

Let's go to 9.

>>87818110
didio says good job, and offers co a beer.

>>87818110
The watcher shows up

>>87818110
good job, /co/, you have defeated the evil that was here.
Now, for your reward....

>>87818110
>>87818139
...a DVD of Teen Titans GO!

>>87818139
nice get

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>>87818139
WHAT IS THE REWARD???

3 DECIDES

>>87818235
getting shot in the fucking face

>>87818235
Batman v Superman:ultra full lenght edition with inside pubes and the autograph of Zack Snyder

>>87818260
seconding

>>87818235
I'm sending you back to panel 1.

>>87818235
Didio revives the wife saying "You get to relive your choices"

>>87818235
A graded copy of Death of Superman

>>87818283
holy shit

>>87818235

Dr. Manhattan's penis follows you around forever.

>>87818283

holy kek

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>>87818283
Enter /co/nrad
A familiar st... wait a second...

5 decides what happens next

72 goats.

>>87818363
Marvel's a man.

>>87818363
marvel comes in, and shoots him in the fucking face

>>87818363
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

>>87818363
I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HERE!!

>>87818363
Marvel shot herself and the cops are coming

>>87818363
conrad sees cthulu smoking a blunt

>>87818363
Moot is watching in a snow globe

they are both tragically blown up in the terror attacks on 9/11

>>87818363

it's image now and she's shit herself

>>87818408
this.

>>87818363
/co/nad checks these dubs

>>87818378
rerollin'

>>87818363
Loss ending

They decide to make the Blunt smoking C'thulu comic, by suggestion of a cocaine snorting C'thulu

>>87818363
Marvel is getting fucked from behind by Disney.

>>87818363
dc comes and vomits something in his face

>>87818403
Rerolling, I don't know if it's permitted

"I got you babe" plays on the radio

>>87818363

it's /v/ dressed up like a french maid

>>87818445
OH LAWDY

>>87818424
You mean these

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>>87818363
conrad gets arrowed

71 goats. This post doesn't deserve 72.

>>87818445
too real. such metaphor.

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>>87818445
What an ending!

IT'S AUTHOR TIME!

DECIDE WITH A 0

>>87818567
Bendis Garrison

>>87818575
>>87818567

>>87818567
Gallagher(add a small sketch of Heathcliff)

>>87818567

Joe Kelly

>>87818567
H. Forever

Anon, but the fucking stupid one from Tumblr.

>>87818567

Jim Davis

>>87818567

Dave Sim

>>87816188
The Adventures of Shota Lad in Lonely Milf Town

>>87818575
>>87818584
>>87818567

one more time

>>87818585
Reroll

lets be honest; /co/

Charles "Dutch" Schwartz

>>87818567

my dad

>>87818567
Jodie Foster.

>>87818567
Viewers like you. Thank You.

>>87818567
violently shitted out by Tim Buckley I I H L

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This peice of official card art

>>87818567

WoolieWoolz

>>87818567
image comics

>>87818567
Robbie Rotten

Chris-Chan

>>87818567
Bum "Tickley" Garrison

>>87818567
Any Means Necessary

Jesus fuck, this is taking forever jr.

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>>87818680
>>87818680
>>87818680
>>87818680

>>87818567
Dan "the hymen divider" Snyder

>>87818567

ford, built ford tough

>>87818567
KELLY

>>87818680
Oh well

>>87818680

whoa

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>>87818680
VIOLA
what a great (and accurate) comic!

Now then, do you guys want me to keep going with these comics?
If so, do you want to continue these adventures with /co/nrad, or do you want to start with a clean slate?

>>87818734
thirding this

Wipe it clean. They must never know what happened here today.

>>87818755
conrad. but lets get back to our roots as a simple 4 panel comic

>>87818755

god this is glorious

continue with /co/nrad

>>87818110
"Please be my new wife."

>>87818755
lets just keep with /co/nrad so things keep /co/ related at least

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>>87818785
>>87818788
>>87818856
Alright, majority rules

2 will decide first panel

>>87818907
conrad sits in his living room, dc and marvel dead at his feet.

>>87818907
conrad lays in bed

>>87818907
/co/nrad desperately tries to hide his cum jugs.

>>87818907
Conrad's corpse is sprawled on the ground, rotting and wreaking from weeks of decay.

>>87818907
conrad has just finished mounting dc and marvel's heads above his mantel

>>87818907
conrad jerking off to huntress and black canary

>>87818988
conrad has just finished digging a grave in his backyard

>>87818907
/co/nrad sad and alone

>>87818919
seconding this

>>87819022
i meant to reply to you.
>>87818907
still counts right?

>>87819035
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87819042
>>87819022
yea, now it counts

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>>87819022
/co/nrad likes yard work

8 decides

>>87819128
a sksleton hand reaches out and conrad is spooked

>>87819128
"Here lies conrad's hopes and dreams"

>>87819128
conrad is afraid because the sky has turned white

>>87819128
/co/nrad looks lovingly into his sack of dead babies

>>87819128
Conrad observes the tombstone writing

>>87819128
dc's head pope out of the grave.
"BUT IM NOT DEAD"

>>87819128
he crawls in.

>>87819128
DC jumps out of the grave
"REBIRTH MOTHERFUCKER"

>>87819128
Conrad falls into the grave

>>87819128
the grave explodes suddently

>>87819128
buries himself

>>87819248
we're going off to a good start already

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>>87819248
/co/nrad happily bids the world farewell

what now, 1?

>>87819318
years pass....

>>87819318
cartoon dog buries bone.

>>87819318
Seasons change. Time Passes by. As the weeks become the months become the years.

>>87819318
/co/nrad rises from the grave as an unholy wraith

>>87819318
conrads spirit rises form the grave

>>87819318
/aco/ masturbates on the grave of /co/

>>87819318
conrad exits from the grave because it was a bad idea.

>>87819318
He rises up as a ghost

>>87819318
/co/ fucking dies
/aco/, /trash/ and /x/ come to lament his demise

>>87819391
kek

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>>87819391
what were you thinking, /co/nrad?!

go, number 7

>>87819470
an anvil falls out of the sky and hits him on the head

>>87819470
an asteroid comes outta nowhere and kills conrade

the end?

>>87819479
/co/nrad opens the door again.

>>87819470
death pops up.

>>87819470
/co/nard is on a plane!

>>87819470
a frog jumps into panel, right in front of conrad

>>87819470
he sees that the city caught on fire

>>87819470
a bird lands on conrads head

>>87819470
death takes conrad inside the grave again unexpectedly

>>87819470
He sees the year is now 1995

>>87819470
Underneath the ground is the cast of Steven Universe

>>87819470
A pair of sexy legs sprout up beside /conrad/

>>87819470
Death appears and says: "You should stay down there."

>>87819470
/co/nrad enters a wormhole inside the tombstone and is sucked into that scene from that batman movie with the fucking bat-credit card

>>87819470
The tombstone pops over and hits conrad in the head

>>87819470
xtreme radical thor is here to offer some gogurt

>>87819470
Yandere /co/llete pops out of the ground saying DON'T YOU LOVE ME /co/?

>>87819470
Another conrad emerges from underneath the gravestone

>>87819470
conrad grabs a 7 out of mid-air

>>87819470
a 7 falls out of the sky next to conrad

>>87819470
A "DC Rebirth" logo appears at the top of the panel

>>87819470
homestuck general arises AS A ZOMBIE

>>87819470
didio comes, 7 in hand

>>87819687
gay

>>87819470
/co/nrad realizes he forgot the casket and decides to dismantle his house for wood

>>87819687
fuck

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>>87819687
OH SHIT

QUICK, 3!

>>87819764
/co/nrad starts digging into the ground, but hsg is in hot pursuit

>>87819764
/co/ shoots /hsh/ but it does nothing

>>87819764
Moore shows up and takes a shit

>>87819764
/co/ goes back into his grave

>>87819764
/hsg/ slowly moves towards him with a trollsona drawing

>>87819764
/co/nrad reveals himself to be Andrew Hussie and fucking kills /hsg/ with his enormous lips

>>87819764

/frz/

emerges also

>>87819764
Suddenly, a bolt of light beams down from the heavens, and imbues conrad with tremendous power.

>>87819764
/sug/, /tlhg/ and the rest of the containment threads start to arise as well, closing in on /co/nrad.

>>87819808

re roll

>>87819764
a bolt of lightning strikes hsg...but...

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>>87819833
BUT WHAT?

6

>>87819878
It turns him into a horrible abomination.

>>87819878
static shock reboot confirmed

>>87819878
but nothing, /hsg/ fucking dies and /co/nrad stares blankly at the corpse

>>87819906
what a shitty turn

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>>87819906
well, that was anticlimatic

your turn, good ol 0

>>87819975
Conrad takes a bite
next panel he vomits up /gfg/

>>87819906

fuck thats bad

>>87819975

/co/nrad comes out of the grave only to fall into another grave

>>87819975
/co/nrad looks in the mirror to find troll horns growing on his head

>>87819975
Conrad begins to undress the corpse

>>87819975
my dad comes and tells /co/nrad to come inside for dinner

>>87819975
SUG comes in and starts devouring hsg charred remains.

>>87819975
Death appears/

>>87819975
Conrad spreads his arms, waiting to get struck by lightning, and welcome the sweet release of death

>>878199
/co/ breathes a sigh of relief, but the corpse begins to move

>>87819975
conrad wakes up

>>87819975
/sug/ slowly descends from the heavens, a prominent bulge poking through his skirt.

>>87819975
/sug/'s pop up everywhere but /k/ throw's conrad a gattling gun

>>87819975
/co/nrad goes to subway

Paul Blart eats a pizza roll

>>87820070
great

>>87819975
/sug/, /tlg/ and even /mlp/ appears behind /co/ replacing /hsg/

/co/ is horrifyed

>>87820070
well ok

>>87820070
subway tastes nice

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>>87820070
/co/nrad gets hungry too, you know

for the last panel, let's go with 5

>>87820202
conrad sees jonah hill on subway

>>87820202
/co/nrad buries the cashier and /hsg/ together in the grave while shedding a single tear

>>87820202
the subway girl vomits on him

>>87820202
the woman's head explodes into demons

>>87820202
He asks for all those hamboigahs.

>>87820235
10/10

>>87820235
The plot thickens.

>>87820235
this should be a recurring gag in these /co/ webcomics

>>87820235
That actually saves this horrible comic

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>>87820235
goddammit all

AUTHOR TIME, 7!

>>87820235
Is it just me, or is this thread getting bad deja vu?

>>87820348
Bendis

>>87820348
Homer Simpson

>>87820348
Darkseid

>>87820348
Grant Morrison God Emperor of Hyper Time

>>87820348

Daniel Way

>>87820348
tim

>>87820348
Deez Nuts

>>87820348
"should be on the /trash/" comics

>>87820377
J U S T FUCK

>>87820377
Well then

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>>87820377
alright, that was... something

I've been doing this for a few hours now, so I'm gonna take a break.
I'll be back this evening if the thread is still up, so just in case, more /co/nrad or clean slate?

Santa appears and says "Finally we meet"

>>87820460
conrad

>>87820460
conrad

>>87820460
All for more /co/nrad, given that it seems we got some sort of overarching plot going.

>>87820460
I vote for a clean slate and only use /co/nrad if he's rolled.

>>87820460
yep, looks like this is going to be a /co/nrad's adventures webcomic

>>87820460
conrad, but in a new thread, pls

>>87820460
>>87820519
this is inevitable going to happen though. the gets decide it all

>>87820480
>>87820502
>>87820517
>>87820519
>>87820523
>>87820534
>>87820555 (trips don't lie)

Well then, more /co/nrad it is
I'll see you all later this evening

>>87820460
/co/nrad, i wanna see what's causing all this puke

>>87820614
nice. see you then, comic drawfag.

>>87820724
Brilliant.

>>87820724
oh shit.

>>87820460
Clean slate, Conrad if rolled.

>>87820519
>>87820981
tell you what
we'll start the next thread with /co/nrad, then do a clean slate and only use /co/nrad if he's rolled

>>87821125
sounds good to me. but well, we'll just do what the gets say anyway

>>87820724
kek

>>87816442
is this the one about the couple who are from two different earths but have a crush on their respective home earth version of each other and they team up so that both end up with their version of each other? Was that an actual thing or am I just hallucinating?

>>87822411
Wait, what?

I wish the /qst/ draw threads were half as active as this. Maybe it's because of how slow everyone else other than NaP and Opee and the other /v/eterans are but it's disappointing to go in one, barely 30 posts, like 4 illustrations, two anons railroading the thread and no replies for 6 hours

>>87822558
I need to get back into questing, but I don't have the drive anymore. I was the guy who used to do the text adventure threads because I am a terrible artitst.

>>87822558
I was just thinking about stealing this thread concept to run a /qst/ thread. I fucking love quests, but that place needs some life breathed into it

>>87822558
>>87822662
>>87822812
comicfag here.
Should I move it over to /qst/ or just keep it here?

>>87822897
stay, brah.
You gotta build up a following to even have a chance on /qst/

>>87822897
I'd totally recommend staying, just, if you're ever feeling up to it, you'd definitely be welcome on /qst/

>>87822911
>>87823011
double of the SAME dubs don't lie

I'll stay

>>87820724
lol

>>87823037
next comic when?

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>>87820348
>final panel
always fucking gets me
now I just keep laughing inwardly like a retard every fucking time I look at that panel, fuck me

>>87818755
This one went together almost perfectly.

Alright, almost ready to go

Should I just start it here or make a new thread?

>>87826632
new thread, link to it from this one

new thread
>>87827007
>>87827007
>>87827007