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You are falling off pic related, but luckily (or unluckily) you have a random superpower.
How do you save yourself?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>zoolingualism (communicate with animals)
>call a flock of seagulls to fly me away to safety
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Summoning

Not sure how I would survive, but it would be fucking awesome.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation
Just make gravity non existent before I hit the ground.
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>>87803090
Wouldn't that send everything tangent off their orbits and basically fuck the universe.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Strike?useskin=oasis

I guess I'm gonna sucker punch my rival hard as fuck.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Siphoning
>The user has the power to drain godly energies from divine entities such as deities and utilize their immense power to add to the user's own strength.

Can anyone think of anyone way I could use this in this situation?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs
great, i can still save myself aslong as I pop a boner before I hit the ground.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personification

I guess I build a wall, bomb the fuck out of someone, and then land in a soft cushion of burgers.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness

Yeah, I survive the fall and take over the omniverse.
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>>87803666
Please Satan no!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I have no idea if i survive, or not. Seems like i would die, and take a large population with me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Restoration

>The user can heal others memories which have been altered or even deleted. Those suffering from amnesia will fully regain their lost memories, Victims of Memory Manipulation and Mental Manipulation can go to the user to get them back/unaltered.

I try it on myself just to make sure I'm not being psychically fucked with by a telepath, and then hopefully have the composure to not die screaming.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Manipulation
Help, I'm falling! Oh, wait, no, I'm not.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dust_Manipulation

Great. I'm literally powered by the gay. I guess anon was right all these years. I really am a faggot...
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Transcendence
How about I save myself by just not dying?
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>>87803650
Based :DDD
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Aura
i use my airbending skills to.. not die?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wall_Gyration

I'll just sonic down the building behind me
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Palmistry
>look at palms
>Shit.
>Die
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>Aerokinetic Wing Manifestation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Wing_Manifestation

HMMM
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mother_Goddess_Physiology
>Applications include elemental manipulation

I use wind powers to slowly decrease my descent until I'm no longer falling at a speed that could hurt me.
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>>87803250
It depends on how the variable manipulation works. If you mess with gravity, can you do so within a certain area or on a certain object or is it just all of gravity?
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miming
I would mime a rope around my neck to break the fall cause I don't wanna wait to hit the ground
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>>87803299
Turn into super saiyan pink
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Users are superhuman/metahuman/mutant so powerful they can be considered first rate deities. They can intuitively manipulate many if not all aspects of reality on a gigantic scale (planetary, cosmic, universal, multiversal and even omniversal), and enhance their physical abilities to nigh infinite levels, making them all-powerful and virtually unstoppable.

With infinite power and infinite ways to save myself, my crippling indecision lets me plummet to my death.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Communication

>The user is able to form a psionic communication line with another being, essentially rendering them capable of having comprehensible conversations with others using their minds.

"THIS IS GOD SPEAKING! OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW AND HOLD YOUR ARMS OUT" to about 20-30 floors.
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

...

I can't even fall to my death properly.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Magic
I guess I make a floating disc out of metal and just stop my falling?
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ignorant_Limitation_Transcendence
We Fighter now. I'll simply hold the air tight and everything will be fine.
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>>87803090
Inertia would still kill you.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Disguise

Well I guess that for my last few moments, I can pretend to be a human instead of an empty worthless piece of shit.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Physiology
>can mimic/transform into mathematical figures
So uhhhh I just turn myself into pi, get to the ground before I hit a lethal amount of velocity, then slowly round off so I can manage my descent
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>Sonic breath
Try and either a: Slow myself down by sending sonic waves straight down, or b: blow up the building, with sonic blast because if I'm dying, It wont be me alone.
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Recoil_Manipulation
So All i have to do is just remove newtons third law? sounds easy enough.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Growth_Negation

>User can cancel/negate the growth of anything/everything (physical, emotional, mental, spiritual, evolutionary, etc.)

I'd negate the growth of my velocity, floating slowly to the ground like a feather.
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>>87802896

i will be finally be at peace with myself before i become a ground pizza http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Healing
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hero_Embodiment
Not even a challenge.
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Manipulative_Puppetry
Puppet my ass into floating down safely
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation

Get really angry that I'm falling I guess?
Depends on the strength of the power - the Hulk and Sailor Guardians survive, Mr Furious probably not.
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>>87802896
>Wound manipulation
I guess I inflict wounds on the building in a way that saves me; cause girders to bend so one of those segments acts as a slide back into the building, water pipes break to create jets that slow me down, all the soft furnishings shred and turn into a collective mass to break my fall.

Hard mode; only organic wounds: I'd have to pull some serious shit on myself to create either a carapace of scar tissue or undo the wounds the split second they happen.
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>>87803299

Pray your universe has a God and steal his powers briefly to become omnipotent and undo your situation.
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>>87803829

Easy mode, Bro, just turn yourself into energy and either dissapate and reform elsewhere or just zip around like a bolt of energy.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Element_Manipulation

jesus this is practically omnipotence with enough creativity

I could make the air below me denser to slow my fall, the earth at the bottom cushiony. or just make gusts of air lift me up, since it encompasses regular elemental control as well.
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>>87806679
You can't learn to control them in time and die struggling

>>87804394
>>87803666
You may survive, but it still hurts like hell.

>>87803563
nofap could save your life

>>87806651


>>87809402
Too much velocity, they couldn't catch/hold you. You ded.

>>87810367
You're home safe

>>87810877
That doesn't make any sense Anon

>>87810723
<3

>>87812026
You're too dead inside for this to be of any use, Anon.
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>>87802980
Take the whole world with you as you fall, or you could create a meteor from the materials around you and save yourself from the fall.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasol_Proficiency

fuck yeah i marry poppins my ass to safety
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>>87803299
What >>87812052
said is one way or with that kind of power you could actually survive the fall.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concussive_Force

It's going to suck for everybody below me.
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>>87812139
>>87809402
I know, but with enough people opening their windows on the way down, grabbing enough people's arms as I go will slow me down to the point where someone could possibly catch me. Maybe. Probably break a lot of arms on the way down.

Worst case scenario I use my power to keep pedestrians out of my way before I hit the ground.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Magnification

This isn't what I want! This is the exact opposite of what I want!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacy

I save myself by awakening my masters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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>>87812358
not necessarily!

if you increase your mass, naturally either your size or density has to increase. if your size increases, well at a certain point the impact is spread over a large enough surface area that it doesn't hurt. if your density increases, congrats, now you're super durable! you might make a crater shaped like your pic, but you'll be able to walk away from it.
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>>87812598
>now you're super durable! you might make a crater shaped like your pic, but you'll be able to walk away from it.

It'd be more like a meteor strike. You'd kill tens of thousands of people.
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Generation
Just remove the space between me and the ground as soon as I fall and it'd be like I fell a foot or two
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>>87812657
Or you just smash into the ground much faster, Okuyasu.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Inducement
I get a bunch of people to kill themselves, creating a pile of bodies to cushion my fall
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Ectoplasmic beams.

Make a ghost ray/wave/orb and stop myself from hitting the floor.
Unless I have to be a ghost to have ectoplasm powers then
>splat
>get up
>walk away
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>>87812664
Nuh uh, if I act quickly, I would not have enough time to reach a velocity that would be lethal
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stench_Removal
Fucking seriously?

At least I'm able to get a free ticket to afterlife.
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This is a good thread.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement
I guess I'd try to make someone below me jealous that I'll die before they do, so they'd move under me and break my fall.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Pressure_Generation

Well...
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>>87812619
uhh... hardly. you don't need to become the mass of a fucking planetoid when something like titanium will do the trick.

besides, you can wait until the last <100 ft so that you don't gain any significant velocity from your added mass. terminal velocity of a human is around 120 mph. at the scale we're talking about, that's practically nothing.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption

wow. they really made this a catch-all.

easiest solution, absorb the impact. or I could absorb the velocity. or the distance. or I could absorb the concept of falling. or the concept of death.

bitches I just absorbed this thread, none of you have powers any more
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Timeline_Creation
I make a reality where I didn't fall like a dumbass. Easy.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Vitality

I have to do absolutely nothing to survive the fall
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Helicopter_Propulsion

I guess my dick will be useful at least once in life.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Whip_Generation

Even despite it's limitations there's lots of shadows there so I think I'll be alright.
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>>87802896
I save myself by not saving myself.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Based_Power_Activation
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtue_Inducement

Maybe I can suddenly convince thousands of people it would be virtuous to act as a human cushion for me.
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>>87806832
Underrated.
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>hand physiology
I turn into a really small hand to reduce fall damage
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dust_Manipulation

Oh this is no issue for me. If i couldn't just make myself fly via wings or basic fairy magic, I'd polymorph into a bird or something and change back as needed.
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>>87815034
Could you think happy thoughts in the few seconds before you hit the ground?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crustacean_Physiology

I use my barnacle powers to stick the wall and gradually climb down.

Alternately I really, REALLY hope my exoskeletal armour is rated for this impact.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boneless_Body

Sorted.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Blast

Well I guess I create shockwaves in the darkness to slow my fall.
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbra-Electrokinetic_Combat
Okay, uhh, I'll shoot lightning against the building until the power of electromagnetism makes me stick to the wall like a gecko?
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Optical_Phenomena_Manipulation

Easy, I just manifest the light around me in to wings and glide my way down.
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>>87815043
Depending on how used to these powers i am, i probably know enough to keep some surface level happy thoughts on hand.

Depending though, on what tried to kill me, if it was a friend or loved one that betrayed me i might be too depressed to fly...
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apsara_Physiology?useskin=oasis

A Hindu harpy. I can fly or shapeshift into a flying animal. I can manipulate my chance of death to 0. Sure I'd be in incredible pain and fucked for life but that wasn't the question.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Constructs
>The user can turn hell-fire into tools, objects, weapons and other items, create semi-living constructs and/or create structures/buildings of varying permanence. Users who have mastered this ability can use it for almost any situation, creating anything they need.

I'd construct something that'd softly break my fall, fire wings or a fire flying mount to ride the fuck outta there
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Assignment
I fall to my death cause this power is uniquely unsuited to resolve this situation in my favor unless someone else is falling right next to me and fated to survive.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Roar
I VTOL this shit.
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection
Oh fuck yes
>I CAN USE THE POWER OF FLIGHT TO ESCAPE
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>>87802896
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prehensile_Wings
>May not be able to fly
kind of ironic
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vocal_Narration

>EXT. DUBAI - DAY

>Anon suddenly appears near the top spire of the Burj Khalifa and begins falling. A voice-over narration appears over the scene as he falls.

>NARRATION: "It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, anon had materialized half a mile above the surface of a Middle Eastern desert. Since this is not a naturally tenable position for an anon, this innocent poster had very little time to come to terms with his predicament. This is what it thought, as it fell:

>ANON: "Ahhhh! Wooooh! What's happening? Why am I here? Why am I falling? What do I do? What can I do? Okay okay, calm down calm down, get a grip now. Alright now think, as long as you can narrate your way out of this you'll be fine. I can't conjure up a parachute, I didn't have it when I started falling so it'd be a continuity error. Think think think. Wait! That's it! A cutway!"
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy

who the fuck cares?
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>>87819549

>EXT. ISLAND - DAY

>Six weeks later. Anon finds himself relaxing on a beach. The narration resumes.

>NARRATION: "Having found a way out of his predicament, anon finds himself relaxing on a tropical beach, reflecting on his good fortune."
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Destruction

What the fuck? I destroy the concept of falling

this is the most broken power I've ever gotten out of one these threads
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>>87819623
>tfw nobody will ever fall in love with you
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Immunity
Well, shit. I hope there is sand at the bottom or I'm fucked.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Blades
I'd fly
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>>87819963
It's fucking Dubai.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Body_Manipulation
I'm going to fucking die, aren't I? Lay it on me straight, doc.
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>>87820103
... well, not from any illnesses at least.
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>>87802896
>Ethereal Constructs
>User has the ability to create near-indestructible, otherworldly constructs out of a substance which acts as both Matter and Energy, but at the same time being neither one. Users can change ether into tools, objects, weapons and other items, create semi-living constructs and/or create structures/buildings of varying permanence. Users who have mastered this ability can use it for almost any situation, creating anything they need.

So I'm Ghost Green Lantern?
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>>87820152
I would rather die of a horribly, debilitating illness than from a fall
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>>87802896
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Subatomic_Manipulation
>Known Users:
>Doctor Manhattan (Watchmen)
>The Sentry (Marvel Comics)

I think I'll just fall and "die" for the experience.
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