Jokes you didn't get as a kid thread Farquad=Fuckwad

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>>87802423
>Farquad=Fuckwad
WOAH!

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>>87802423
>at this scene he gets a boner after dreaming about Fiona

>>87802423
>You think maybe he's compensating for something?

>>87802423
Reminds how an early draft of Star Wars had a villain named "Cos Dashit"

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>>87802805
>Cos Dashit

Holy shit! It's real!

>>87802423
writers said they named him that so that when little children would pronounce his name it would come out as "fuckwad."

>>87802423
"READY KAFKA?"

He's also based on, both visually and in personality, Michael Eisner.

>>87805436
Shut up Boco.

>>87805477

Yes sir...

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>>87805544
GODDAMN IT, MAN! STAND UP FOR YOURSELF! EVERY DAY ITS THE SAME SHIT WITH YOU. YOU JUST GIVE IN, MAN! YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE! MAKE A CHANGE! GIVE SOME WORTH TO YOUR NAME! YOU CAN'T LET THE WORLD STEAMROLL ALL OVER YOU, SOME DAYS YOU JUST GOTTA GET ON TOP OF THAT STEAMROLL AND YELL "GO POOP A DICK" AT IT SO IT KNOWS WHO'S BOSS. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BOCO? YOU GONNA LET THAT STEAMROLLER TURN YOU INTO A GODDAMN PANCAKE OR ARE YOU GONNA GROW A PAIR AND SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS?

>>87806020
Damn, son.

>>87806020
Yeah, Boco. Learn to say "fuck you".

>>87806020
Boco, please. This. I want you to have a good life, nigga.

>>87802423

Holy shit I didn't even get that until you pointed it out nigga.

>>87808656
He does that once every dozen "shut up"s.

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>>87809541
What is that called again

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>>87809779
a sextant

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>>87809972
>sextant
ANON PLS

>>87802423

WASH YOUR.....FACE!

>>87809972
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>>87809541

>>87802423
Oh shit, thanks for pointing that out.

There was this joke in Shrek 2 I didn't get until a few weeks ago.

>Shrek wakes up as a human
>one of the girls says "I fetched you a pail of water"
>later says "I'm Jill"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCAcJFv6M7w

Not sexual, but it was an interesting sudden realization moment.

>>87802423

...I didn't get that until you pointed it out.

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>>87802423
well shit

>>87812640
...what?

>>87812640
What?

>>87813015
>>87813049
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

>>87802805
is that like the legendary dindu nuffin?

>>87813079
Just watched the first Shrek a couple hours ago.

In the opening fairytale narration by Shrek, he laughs rips out the page (to wipe his ass) and says "What a load of *flushes toilet*

>>87813015
>>87813049

Its from a nursery (mother goose) rhyme

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>>87802423
>Jokes you didn't get as a kid

>>87813079
like seriously, even I know that rhyme and I grew up in fucking soviet union

>>87813361
>420

>>87813570
Because it was Hitler's birthday, you 13 year old

>>87802423

>islam
>is mal
>malis
>malice

I'll just see myself out. >>>/pol/

>>87810200
this makes me hard for a number of good reasons.

>>87812640
NANI?

>>87802446
Yeah, the joke was he was based off the guy at Disney who turned the script for Shrek down. Hence the whenever at the castle.

>>87813361
>childhood is when you idolize Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
>adulthood is when you realize Columbine makes more sense

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>>87809541
Here i made the reply image extra cartoony for you.