Can short male superheroes be sexy? Asking for a friend

>>87800863
DUDE MANLETS LAMO!!!!!

No, girls go for Chadclops instead.

>>87800863
Bitches love Spidey, so yes.

>>87800863
Dick is short compared to everybody, so yes

>>87800863
Huge Jacked Man made Wolverine sexy.

>>87801173
Spidey isn't short though, just young.

>>87801654
That and he crotches and crawls around a lot, making it hard to tell his actual height most of the time.

Also he's a heavy enough of a hitter to frequently go up against actually huge villains, which also make his look smaller than he is.

>>87801654
He's a grown adult whether marvel likes it or not.

>>87801654
He's 5' 10" though. he's a MANLET

>>87803857
He's a teenager still growing. Logan is like 100 years old.

>>87800863
Wolverine is Wolverine, he's just sexy by principle regardless of his height.

>>87803910
What? He's, like, late 20's?

>>87804179
Well now, when he started he was a teenager.

>>87800863
Yes

>>87800964
are you talking irl or in the comics
cause everyone wants Hugh Jackman's dick aye

>>87800863
No manlets should stop breeding so the global gene pool will be better

>>87805300
>are you talking irl or in the comics
>thread about manlets

I think it's pretty obvious which version of Wolverine we're talking about.

>>87805300
Honestly if you don't want Hugh's Jackman then they're something wrong with you.

>>87805429
Well regardless, Logan is still the biggest pussy magnet in the Marvel universe.

>>87805468
>Logan
>in a world where Peter Parker exists

They call it Bitches love Spider-man anon, not Wolerine.

>>87805300
>cause everyone wants Hugh Jackman's dick aye
Jackman is tall as fuck

>>87809879
Logan's canonically fucked the most women in the Marvel universe.

Not sure about western superheroes but that short guy from attack on Titan has more fangirls than anyone else in the series.

>>87809987
There's more to being a pussy magnet than just sleeping your way around the world. Bitches lusting after you comes into play too, and we all know Bitches love Spider-man.

>>87804261
...okay? What's your point? He's STILL a manlet.

>>87800863
No, comics are only written and drawn for horny male teenagers. And that's sexist against adult women who want to pretend to read comics.

>>87800863
here are not many short heroes, unfortunately. Maybe, if they let Sam / Nova get to the adulthood, we will have a new hero below the 5'11 mark, because I bet he's going to be a short adult.

>>87809987
>Wolverine Fucks The Marvel Universe

>>87800964
You mean girls who are telepaths with big boobies.

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>>87800863