BUT WHY

im glad op is an idiot and this thread will die. let homosuck be forgotten.

>>87788023
Because you fucked up OP, you fucked up good.

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Clover is overrated

crowbar when

>>87788023
How do you get these?

>>87788023
thanks doc

Wait but what about Jane?

Is this supposed to be the continuation to that? What the fuck is Cohen doing?

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Just kill urself Hussie. Everyone stop caring about your comic since 2013.

Thanks, doc

>>87789962
>Jane

Who?

This snap was definitely sent to karkat. Clover is so kinky

Is it just that one. Man. Fuck this new cunt. I hate homestuck

>>87788023
>it's a Cohen-written Karkat story

fuck my shit up

Cohen came out as Bi
This was the next logical step

>>87792249
>Cohen came out as Bi
He probably said that so he could still fuck ladies while still getting gay status.

>>87792249
Rich liberal New Yorker faps to a few traps, and thinks he's gay.

Watch as he never touches a guy, but uses this to claim he's not just some "privileged" white male.

OP here
Just want to clarify
Exceedingly lazy

>>87788023
What's his endgame?

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>>87789880

>>87792520
Sounds pretty gay to me.

Besides, look at him.

I downloaded Snapchat but it seems to be a worse version of text messaging. I don't get it.

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>>87788023
They've really thrown all the caution the to the fucking wind didn't they? The shame levels practically plummetted to such levels that it came back around. And to think you cunts defended this shit.

>>87793027
>And to think you cunts defended this shit.
I have never defended Cohenstuck in my life.

What aspects of homestuck made you want to read from the start? Whenever I talk to people about the beginning they mention shit they didn't like or 'trudged through' but there's always something that kept them reading. What was it for you?

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Why is Kanaya so cute?

>>87793140
You're attracted to autism.

>>87792951
Lets you send nudes, tease pics, and accommodates a lot of idiots who aren't very good with their words.

>>87793122
I read Problem Sleuth and trusted Hussie's writing abilities.

2008 Hussie and 2016 Hussie are two different people, though.

>>87792951
Fucking, this.
Out of all the social medias he could choose from he chose the one that literally makes content INACCESSIBLE after 24 hours of it being uploaded. Hussie isnt deluded is he? He doesnt honestly think that every one of us are gonna check every day (on what has been confirmed to be a shit app before the fact) after all those pauses towards the end. The fucking pacing Huss subjects his fans to is borderline sadistic. "Hey guys, i know i made you wait months on end 2 years ago just to kill the entire cast, and then drew out the rest of the comic slowly, like a rusty knife from a wound, but hey....check this shitty ass app every day if you want content or get fucked."

>>87793122
>Implying the first four acts aren't the best parts of Homestuck
You should be asking how we survived the ending.

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>>87793027
One person who was probably icels defended Cohen's Homestuck

>>87792883
Okay, but how do non-normies get these?
If there an archive?

>>87793122
>>87793217
Innthe beggining the writing was really entertaining and a webcomic that incorporated flash and gifs was mind blowing to me (no one else really did it sonce either), and from there honestly all the individual storylines running in the background motivated me through the lesser bits of the comic, spades slick included, its kinda bizarre how sharply the whole thing dipped in quality at the end

>>87791790
>It's a Cohen-written anything

>>87793312
Ya gotta check the app before 24 hours after its posted, so to answer your question, you dont. Theres probably a tumblr thats collecting them tho

>>87793338
>>87793312
https://homestucksnaps.tumblr.com/

>>87793257
Is icels really that identifiable?

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>>87793400
Fairly. If they're a cunt, it's probably her.

>>87793356
HOORAY! I now have zero reason to keep this app installed on my phone (except for the off chance that this girl i know sends nudes)!

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>>87793555
Post Ancestors(not cisswap)!

>>87793555
Shitty art style.

>>87793631
Great art style, horrible tumblr rashes

>>87793631
No u

>>87793412
Cohen's gonna ruin Anna

>>87795080
Grandpa already did.

>the piece of shit will actually do a Troll Trump vs Karkat story

KILL ME

>the only people left in homestuck threads are obsessed with either the hiveswap writer or redditors
stop making these threads anytime

>>87795573
You mean the people making this once-good comic now?

>>87795520
Yep homestuck is dead. Karkat wouldn't fight Trump.

Kankri, sure. That might actually be interesting and wouldn't be utter character assassination.

>>87795615
a snap isn't a comic, nor is the game, and the redditor paranoia bullshit sure as hell isn't either

>>87795670
Hussie is clearly leaving Homestuck behind, and putting new writers in charge. And they suck.

>>87795573
>>87795670
I never go on reddit so could someone explain why reddit is such a hot topic in these threads?

>>87795984
There's a few crossposters from there, and they're all fucking terrible, like icels.

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So when is John finally gonna pull the trigger?

>>87796203
He'll live for his children

>>87796457
Child

>>87796547
Drawing of a toddler.

>>87796624
Photo of Jade's kids

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>>87796624
Suggestively shaped calcium stain on his sink that he masturbates to.

>>87796719
Jesus, was that image made to troll people or are their people out there that genuinely want to draw john this fugly

>>87796044
>this irony

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>>87796775
>irony
Icels really is a godawful poster, both here and reddit.

>>87796770
Always assume the latter.

>john- do i know you people.png

>>87796840
Wait, is that person icels? The one who keeps saying to give Cohen a chance, masturbating over Dirk, and saying Davekat isn't that bad? Because I'm pretty sure that's all one poster, but is that Icels?

>>87796890
Yeah. Especially if they start saying "Davekat is super popular elsewhere". Icels never stops using that as a defense.

>>87796890
You're asking the anon who constantly pins every post he doesn't like on icels, of course he's going to fucking say it's icels

>>87796996
>the
Pretty sure quite a few people hate icels. They're a good public face for everything that's wrong with both Homestuck and Davekat.

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Prom night is coming up and you don't have a date. Every other girl is taken, all except Kanaya.
No man has ever asked her out for fear of ultimate rejection by her. Are you up to the challenge?

>>87797037
What happens if she says no?

>>87797034
I don't give a shit about your davekat obsession, stop making these horrendous posts

>>87797037
Why the hell not, she seems like a nice enough girl. May as well try to be at the very least friends with her and get to know her. She might even make my prom suit.

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>>87797087

>>87795573
>obsessed with the hiveswap writer
Hahah don't give yourself that much credit twitterman, people are just rightfully astounded that Hussie would put some random fuck in charge of his multi-million dollar crowdfunder Kickstarter game

>>87797322
I'm just gonna start reporting posts that do this whole accusing of being x or y from now on, assuming the threads even last

>>87797111
You sound a lot like icels

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>>87797379
Ok dude. People are upset because they were literally defrauded, the terrible writing is evident, but threaten to report people for being upset, sure.

Why the fuck are you even here? What the fuck do you want to talk about?

>>87797111
These threads must never forget just how godawful Davekat and its fans are
Hussie's mistakes need to stay with him until the grave.

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>>87789963

Is that some Toby Fox?

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The OST for Hiveswap will sell more than Hiveswap

>>87797488
Cohen confirmed he didn't write post-retcon stuff, so Hussie's fuckups really are his and his alone. The man should never have been in charge of a team, or anything other than a recluse occasionally asking others for art.
It also seems like he has no backbone or principles, he just say "okay" to fucking everything.

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>>87797556
But that's wrong, idjit. Hussie wrote Credits, Cohen wrote every other Snapchat. Hence why Credits isn't awful.

>>87797556
>Cohen confirmed he didn't write post-retcon stuff
Why would you take someone like Cohen at his word?

Have you seen his profile picture vs how he actually looks in real life?

>>87797487
how about stop making threads if you don't have anything to talk about
>thread OP is an image of clover
>9 hours ago
>ctrl-f clover
>2 results
>ctrl-f cohen
>12 results
just don't make these threads

>>87797589
He's not clever enough to lie like that. This guy is not subtle or smart. Davekat is Hussie's fault and Hussie's alone, because Hussie is a fucking dork.

>>87797601
You don't have to enter these threads Anon

See "Homestuck" is in the title, so you can even filter it!

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>>87797639
>See "Homestuck" is in the title

No it's not.

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>>87797610
Davekat sucks but I feel like it takes the blame for Act 6's biggest flaw - the near complete lack of humanity

Caliborn is the only character that seems like a person

>>87797639
>See "Homestuck" is in the title, so you can even filter it!
it's literally not, though

>>87797674
Well then just don't enter Homestuck threads.

Is that really so hard?

And no shit people are talking about Cohen, he's the guy who is writing the comic now!

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So what COULD have Karkat done, besides being Dave's buttslut?

I hear people say he had potential but what kind of potential?

>>87797610
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/5cpb2d/andrew_hussie_drew_cohens_godtier/da10a9d/?context=3

Stop being stupid and wrong.

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>You'll never insert your dick inside Kanaya's troll vagina

>>87797744
>three upvotes
It is kind of funny and sad how irrelevant this comic is

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>>87797737
The comic is over.

He is a fucking joke and Dave's girlfriend. Stop giving a shit about him.

>>87797824
It just oozed so much potential at the start. Fucking sad.

>>87789963
The problem is hussie handed this off to a SJW who cares more about how gay the ships are then anything resembling humor or even plot.

"This shit ain't cannon" is general opinion.

>>87792909
Yeah there is more then a small stirring of faggot in this faggot.

>>87797935
No beef with SJWs

Beef with a megalomaniac who tweets about using a crowdfunded game as a political weapon

>>87793319
Hussie got assfucked by a bad contract in the gaming world and then Karkat killed his dad IRL. I can see where he snapped.

>>87797601
>How DARE /co/ come to a generally negative consensus!

Get out, faggot.

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Which one, /hst/?

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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>87798018
Dirk plushie, obviously.

>>87797976
I got no beef with most. And Cohen would probably have always sucked. But it's an SJW flavor of suck cause he's an SJW. He's even said he's just trying to cram as much gay into it as possible. For the sake of more gay. Which so far is leaving no room for any real plot.

The credits were Hussie actually showing he could still do something and then, oh hey, an epilogue... and it's this horse shit.

>>87798018
Aradia. Only one without fangs, piranna teeth or a goddamn catpaper tongue.

I'm still so fucking mad about this mess

I spent a fair chunk of money on this stupid kick starter. Why isn't there more outrage about how hard we're getting fucked over?

>>87797601

were here for the comic's last flaccid updates

homestuck's bad enough that we re just coming around to act 6's minor flaws

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Is it too late for ironic fantrolls?

>>87798338
didn't donate lol

>>87798338
You wanna see the outrage you can always check the comments on the kickstarter itself, people over there have been mad as fuck for a while
You wont see anyone commenting on hiveswap's progress unless they can make themselves look like the victim, like what happened when people found out the NY team got fired

>>87798403
>To Hussie and WhatPumpkin: I'm looking at the stretch goals, and noticing that the 1.5M goal (reached) states "All backers can beta test adventure game". As a release timeframe has been officially announced, I'm quite curious when this promised beta period is supposed to begin and be open for. Could this information please be included in the next backer update? (Which I'm expecting to be fairly soon since we're less than 3 months from announced release, and I would expect there to be a beta test period of at least a few weeks to avoid a potentially disastrous public release.)

:^)

>>87798403
>>87798589
The fanbase is just dead. Plus /co/ and /r/Hiveswap suffer from the same problem of removing "drama", even though the "drama" is "Hey I paid forty bucks and am getting nothing of what I was promised."

>>87793122
Knowing how shitty it will get, because then you'll want the early acts to last as long as possible.

>>87798609
We'll get our own back when the game finally launches and there's no one left to buy it. Part 2 won't be funded and this fucking wretched monument to Andrew Hussie's failure as a human being will collapse in on itself.

Cohen was suckered into being made captain of a ship that's under the ocean already.

>>87798686
Imagine if they have the balls to do another crowdfunder for Part 2

>>87798721
well, the fact they're not giving backers part 2 is already pretty bad

>>87788715
matchsticks, fuck yeah

>>87797737
Well he was set up to be some kind of leader before everything went down the shitter.
He was able to lead a group of murderous maniacs to the end of their game in mostly one piece and was able to calm everyone down and stop his best friend's psycho rampage when things went to shit. He was brash enough to get to the point and didn't beat around the bush when talking to people.
Unfortunately all that potential disappeared into thin air immediately after Cascade.

>>87798761
They're not?!

>>87798871
nope, the kickstarter update that mentioned splitting into episodes also mentioned backers only get every episode of the first game

It's not like they'll make enough money back for a Hiveswap 2 anyway.

I don't even know how they're funding the first one right now.

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>>87799154

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>>87799173

>>87793122
>Whenever I talk to people about the beginning they mention shit they didn't like or 'trudged through'
This always kind of ticked me off. As much as I know people will have different tastes and all that, I find it baffling how they can denounce the earlier acts as being boring. I loved the humor and dialogue in it so much.

>>87799191
I've waited for this for a long time.

>>87797737
The blood aspect's powers were never seen in action, so anything was possible, there was a theory that it involved interacting with other players aspects or the aspects in the world and enemies in different ways depending on the class

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>>87799191
Oh shit it finally got finished.

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>>87799154
>>87799173
>>87799191

>>87797989
>karkat killed his father irl
I see what you did there anon, its bad, but i see what you did

>>87799191
What a bummer, shouldve invested on a better joke for the end.

>>87798346
That bretty good, u got a tumblr or da?

>>87799154
>>87799173
>>87799191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQCmDfKFac
John E. Cash

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>>87799154
>>87799173
>>87799191
I can't wait for Reddit to lose its shit again.

>>87799355
The joke is the fact that I took the effort to finish it after a year

>>87799441
But you finally did it. Here's to you.

>>87799191
The comic was perfect when it ended with John barging in and saying "Not on my watch." That was a good, simple, funny joke. We got it.

It didn't need the drawn-out Eri-like murder sequence, that doesn't add anything new to the joke. It's just an unnecessary extension leading into a much less satisfying final punchline. Learn comedic timing.

>>87799511
are these 3d models?

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>>87799514
You're telling me that a comic drawn for the sake of being edgy and not for a joke isn't completely funny.

fuck off tumblr.

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>>87799514
I like the absolutely insane and completely unrealistic murders john does of his friends. It makes no sense for him to whip out a fucking GUN or to be homophobic at all and it makes it that much funnier

>>87799566
Yes, I think so.

>>87788213
>this thread will die
cancer only breeds more cancer anon

>>87799441
srsly, good shit, thenks anon

been a while since ive bothered to click into one of these discussions, so serious question, what kind of content can Hussie make that 1) Is productive enough that he doesnt straight up sudoku in this shit show of an aftermath, 2) is entertaining (PS or early HS entertaining, the tumblr presence fandom can go to hell for all i care) 3)distances itself from the feel and theme of homestuck enough that we dont get ptsd while reading/watching, and 4) pisses all over the charred remains of homestuck?

im thinking maybe a webcomic with less gimmicks, i wouldnt even hold it against him to shill out as much ad space as it takes to keep him afloat

>>87799761
i honestly just want something from hussie that isnt homestuck at this point

>>87799417
http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/post/153401449666/hello-its-me-from-2010#notes

>>87797744
Nothing indicates he wrote Act 6.

>>87799948
Davekat

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Joey being a good big sister to Jade!

>>87800052
Kawaii

when cohen started writing homestuck he energetically went into gay ships

thats why no one else could have written the updates, they were lifeless and pointless and seemed primarily concerned with justifying themselves

>>87799514

thats just a non-sequitur

>>87800052
Joey suppressing the urge to violently kill baby Jade (the bitch who took away her father) for the greater good.

Reminder that Joey is the only kid who grew up with a functional family. Also Jude

>>87800151
these sound so tinfoil hatty. These snapchats are just paradox space again only with a little quality control.

>>87800152
But small Jade is adorable, how could anyone hate that

>>87792520
It's almost weirdly amusing to watch the lengths that jews go to to not appear "privileged."

>>87800052
It seems odd at this point that Jade has never mentioned that she and John had two dead siblings.

>>87799355
>>87799514
gotta agree w these guys but i still love you the same

>in response to honeyselect a bunch of tumblr people are trying to do gay shit with awful ships in other programs
>they all look terrible
Haa

>>87800342
It looks terrible on hetero too so its a lose lose

>>87800383
HoneySelect looks just fine though.

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>>87800383
Nah, that was artificial academy

>>87800300
yea that IS weird, then again i cant think of a context where it would be brought up, from experience when it comes to dead family of friends theyll probably tell you once off hand and never mention it again regardless of how close they were, unless they were practically dependant on them

>>87800432
This pic proves my point and you're deluded.

>>87800433
Yeah but, the revelation that she and John are siblings or meeting Jake, and she never brings up "Hey John we had a brother and sister but not anymore lol"

>>87800446
Looks fine, don't be a cunt.

>>87799781
bretty good content, your theme is shit and doesnt let ya note/reblog in desktop browser tumblr

>>87800446
You're definitely in the minority there. Most 3D stuff is weird and awkward, but this HS HS stuff has been just fine. Minus the asian males.

>>87800458
yea, i think theres still about 5 or 6 loose ends left from hard canon homestuck and the way that jade and jake were able to communicate was one of them, also, where did the game come from *spoooky ghost noises*

>>87800432
>John's shirt not loosely hanging off Rose
Missed opportunity

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>>87800546
>where did the game come from

Grandpa adapted it from the glyphs in the frog temple. Sburb was not from anywhere, it's the reproductive system of universes, which are lifeforms.

>>87800550
It's a Rose-sized shirt with John's symbol printed on it. Rose bought it from What Pumpkin

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>>87788023
This picture exemplifies how pandering to tumblr shipping human garbage ruined the comic:

1. Once again, any sense of plot/continuity is completely subverted by insipid shipping humor.
2. This was done with the intent of appealing to the specific portion of the fanbase in a "hey, remember when we all went crazy with shipping trolls and kids together? haha."
3. These so-called "updates" were done not by the original author, but a fan who got close to Hussie. It is literally the shit fanbase taking ownship of the comic they ruined.
4. Hussie either gave him the green light to post this, or didn't even look at it at all. Either way, he in no way gives a shit.

>>87800586
Hussie probably has never said no to anything. You've seen the guy, he's spineless.

>>87799761
>>87799780
>>87800586
*le sigh*

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>>87800613
ayyyyy

>>87800627
Case in point. Have we EVER seen Hussie actually stop something from happening because it was clearly fucking stupid

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>>87798346
It's ALWAYS time for ironic fantrolls!

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>>87800660
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>87800689
God he's a pussy, no wonder Dave ended up being one

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>>87800711
ayy
y
y

>>87800550
There is a single oversized shirt in honey select but unfortunately it's a button up

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R-remember me guys?

>>87800746
Man, why can't the Japanese have good fetishes

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lol

>>87800768
I remember your corpse

>>87800711
Why don't davekat shippers like davejade, it's a large strong woman reversing gender roles by fucking Dave's pussy

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>>87800780
>homestuck used to be one of the biggest things on the internet circa 2012

>>87800780
ahahahahahah

>>87800857
>tfw i heard it was a great fandom way back when
>put off reading it for ever
>binge read it summer 2013
>comic hasnt completely gone to shit yet but the fandom is salty at the staggered upload schedule
>fan interaction has declined rapidly already
>i arrived into all of this hype as fuck cus i know people had a blast back in the comics hayday
>so this is what it feels like to arrive to the party after everyones passed out

>>87800519
>You're definitely in the minority there.
You're talking about a really tiny group in the first place. This stuff is pretty uncanny valley desu, but I don't hang around HS threads often anyway.

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What will he say when he plays Hiveswap?

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>>87800768
I miss him.

>>87801025
be happy you weren't there during the middle of the party and catch food poisoning from the update bowl. Feel actually sick thinking back on what used to be compared to now

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THIS MESS CALLS FOR LEADERSHIP IN THE WORST WAY

>>87801103
John E. will make Paradox Space great again;

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>>87801103
go get em champ

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>>87800780
guffaw

>>87801181
It's funny how act 7 has so fewer views when it had all the years-in-the-making animation

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>>87801057
>The game will never make a ripple in video games
>Conan will never know what Homestuck is
>We'll never watch Aaron Bleyart will try to explain the plot of Homestuck to him while buckling his legs together and feeling ashamed for even knowing who Lord English is
>We will never watch him scream at Hussie: "WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS SHIT? WHY DO THE KIDS LIKE THIS? THE TROLLS ARE JUST GREY HUMANS WITH HORNS!"

>>87801223
It should be funny but that's exactly why animation is a dying medium on Youtube.

>>87801092
do tell me of this aids, im intrigued

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>>87801181
>the kikestarter literally marked the decline of the comic

>>87801251
eh, I think the fact people lost interest after collide is more the reason than any outside interest in animation, or lack thereof
at least animators have patreon now to make their livelihoods even possible

>>87801293
Even at the time, I couldn't understand why Hussie decided he had to start this big giant Kickstarter. It was the definition of biting off more than he could chew.

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>>87801103
In the other corner

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Let's see what happens.

>>87801604
intrigued

>>87801029
>uncanny
Nah, no more than Skyrim waifus

>>87801907
There was a Jade companion for Skyrim funny enough

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>>87801181
Those are search requests, not visitors. How much of the internet do you think are mouth-breathers that type "mspaintadventures.com" into google instead of the address bar?

The # of impressions from Project Wonderful only measures people who don't use adblockers, but still gives a better idea of number of visitors.

>>87801907
That isn't saying much at all.

>>87802019
I said Skyrim, not Oblivion. If you're going to have shit taste in general what makes you think your opinion ultimately matters?

>>87801965
>jade being subjected to skyrim porn mods
Oh no

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Things seem to be going well... So far.

>>87802113
Let's face it, if Jade had been around when Skyrim came out she'd install most of those. Jade is the most degenerate of the original cast.

>>87802001
Thats the search query for "homestuck", not "mspaintadventures.com". Actually much less views would appear if i used this term.

>>87799191
This is like the anchorman director's cut where the joke just keeps going and stops being funny. sad.

>>87800689
I actualy like peachy better. it works on multiple levels

>>87802163
Jade liked furries for innocent reasons

Why is it all you fuckers do is complain about Davekat? you are complaining about something that doesn't exist. there is a lot more to get irrationally angry about like all the actual problems but an imaginary ship aint one of them

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>>87802196
My point is: it's views in google search, not visitors to the website. It's like saying how many tourists visit New York City by asking a travel agent "how many people asked you for directions to New York City." A phenomenally popular travel agent, but still.

>>87802291
>the thuckbuth
what fucking decade is this image from, how do you have this

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>>87802310
I've been here a long, long time.

>>87802291
>>87802367
now, I know there's an image of the puppet sollux getting fucked

The entire epilogue summed up in 17 seconds

>>87802417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqyG3CcoLM

>>87802405
found it
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/581570

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>>87802447

>>87802264
She favorited a known porn artist
In terms of innocence it goes

Dave > John > Rose >>>>>>> Jade

>>87802280
>icels pathetically attempts to bring up her only conversation subject by baiting

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>>87802405
I have pictures of Sollux puppets but not one getting fucked.
>>87802447
Is that art by Milk White Rabbit? The artist that did the bitch-maid Karkat comic?

>>87802447
Man we've porn of everything/

>>87802509
>Is that art by Milk White Rabbit
yessir

>>87802515
Doesnt matter what it looks like porn is porn

>>87802515
What DON'T we have porn of

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>>87802529
yaaaay

>>87802573
thicc

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Well, it looks like I fucked that one up.

oooh, 239 posts before porn got brought up, that must be a new record

>>87802610
She did a sort-of-thick Karkatslut Terezi. I miss that era.

>>87802631
Fuck off icels

>>87802617
>john gets majority in most of the southern states
uncanny

>>87802617
You gave John all fives and Dave ten charisma.

>>87802666
>Dave
>charisma

The people who wanted to fuck him were either desperate or retarded

>>87802666
Well, I figured Dave would be charismatic. I'll fuck around with their stats some more.

>>87802567
That cake with arms at the beginning?

>>87802713
Yeah but not TEN, of course he fucking won. John's more than all 5s, too.

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>>87802633
Pepperidge Farms remembers.

>>87802567
Humanized versions of the kids' houses?

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>>87802847
Closest i've seen is ecchi stuff of the allegorical versions of the Kid's lands.

>>87802633
I miss it when Terezi liked red and wanted to suck Karkat dry

>>87802812
That's not thick that's straight up fat

>>87802910
Holy shit, where?

>>87802482
it was already brought up. you are bitching about literally nothing

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RIP

>>87803649
not soon enough

>>87797671
Caliborn really is the best part of act 6
He was the only one who actually wanted to surviveand enjoy life unlike his sister and all other apthetic characters

>>87799191
The hero of our time. Is he, dare I say, our guy?

>>87799514
It's a modular continuation, based not on archival consumption but the continuation of interest in the consumerbase. Learn how to interact meaningfully with your clientele, hussie, you hack.

>>87802617
John has had the most stamina in all meanings of the word, task based and dedication. He is also the most credible.

>>87803649
what a rotten way to die

>>87803197
Terezi is no fat, just preg

http://www.strawpoll.me/3315133
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>>87806169
She's not Jade

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>87806873
I stopped reading at act 6 so i dont know

>>87801565
>Money 8/10
What the fuck, Dave is made out of pure money, he is like a money golem, the richest creature to ever exist in any universe.

>>87807924
He's the Earth C god of wealth, a modern Hades

>>87801223
It's funny to me that they still somehow think Homestuck has the momentum for a TV show. Maybe they don't honestly believe it anymore but are just in too deep to get out.

>>87808005
I like that he is the god of both wealth and poor quality creations.

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>>87806873
"Not even a thousand deaths would be fitting punishment for thy sins! I shall smite thee, and in hell I shall torture thee over and over! After an aeon, I shall reincarnate thee, and thy lives shall be those of endless torment, thy bodies tortured in life and thy souls in death! The same shall come to thy children, and thy children's children, throughout all eternity until the end of time! Feel the wrath of my divine lightning, and plummet into the bowels of hell, burning in its unending flames!" -Andrew Hussie

I'm almost certain Andrew Hussie said that.

>>87808157
If they had gone full pantheon and myths, he's the wealth god because he can never create, so he made money so that he could always purchase from those who could. Married the earth and mother god because of her creative powers.

>>87808288
That doesn't reconcile very well with his massive media and industry success and the huge amount of jpeg-artifacted garbage with negative value that was manufactured at profit.

I want to stick my dick in Clover

>>87808222
Butter face.

>>87808404
Yes, but what he makes is corrupted and wrong.

>>87808222
>fishnet materials that make your limbs transparent
kind of want

>>87808288
>And the God of Time saw that which had been wrought by his sister and peers, and weaved the gears of the stars to bring forth his own creation.
>But it was jagged and wrong, made out of colors that did not exist and speaking in a language that had no letters. From this sprung three angels of yellow, blue, and red.
>"From you shall be the spectrum" said the God of Light, amused.
>But the God of Time was saddened that his begetions were insincere.

>>87808541
>mistaking elements of light for the elements of the human eye
Wew

>>87808588
It's religious bullshit you faithless pleb.

>>87808627
I have faith in John and his wayward mortal champion Joey to bring justice to the realm of the Gods.

>>87808541
I wish we had gotten more godlike stuff, instead of just "Buy this genocidal fish hitler costume from party city"

>>87808671
>And the God of Wind saw what his realm had become: a singularity of what shouldn't be and a shadow of what it was.
>And thus he sought to change it, as he had many times before.
>Two Million and Four Hundred Eight Five Thousand, Five Hundred and Six times he circled the world, searching for his champion.
>"You shall be Joey, which means 'The One Who Saves'" he spoke to his champion.

>>87808541
>implying SBAHJ isn't a series of religious stories taught to children about the lessons of the gods, staring Jeff and his brother

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>>87808222
> heart-shaped peekaboo bra
garters that pull her underwear down instead of her stocking up
Kanaya would dress better.

>>87808895
Kanaya can't dress for shit. There I said it.

>>87808895
Kanaya canonically dresses like shit.

Which kid achieves CHIM

>>87808671
>And though the Wind did carry them unto their ascension, the Gods did not prove virtuous.
>The covenant with the Wind was abandoned and the Gods took from their New World it's bounty.
>With the Gods no longer choosing its bearing, the Wind did cease to blow, and settled upon the lands of the New World.
>The Wind lamented it's now prison abode, and thus the Aspect of Freedom was lost to the Wind.

>>87808832
More like
>the Gods saw that this was good
>having forgiven the hubris of man, carapace and troll alike their Prince, John took on himself of their sin
>such was the strain of this benevolent effort that the Gods saw him die countless times
>every death was the removal of mortal weakness from John, God of the skies
>many thought the Prince of Skaia had died for good but after a long and harrowing journey he returned
>this was not the God prince
>this was something more akin to a titan
>he was now devoid of mortal weakness, in its place forging magiks upon himself
>in his new form he brought peace to the realm of the Gods defeating the sealing the undying titans in a realm of his own design
>the Gods saw that this was good
>having forgiven the hubris of man, carapace and troll alike their Prince took the role as King of the Gods
1/3

>>87809384
>as other Gods frolic and play with their people the King is unable to
>the price of his sacrifice was too large
>on a constant vigil he awaits any threat to his dominion
>removed from the titan's wrath the other Gods become greedy and arrogant
>in his benevolence and disraction their King allowed it
>so great was his love for his brothers and sisters that it became his weakness and the people of his Kingdom rose up against their tyranny
>john was distraut and unable to assail the two groups, his kindness binding him
>in their time of need one rose
>a child born in the realm of the titans between God and mortal sinner
>a demi God by right and by action
>with a heart of steel and an oath of devotion Joey pledged herself as John's sword

>lacking the heart to do what had to be done John accepted
>in his wisdom he knew what must be done
>joey purged the ranks of God and men with divine fury
>the blood ran thick and mortals wept in confusion
>they were only defending themselves against the corruption of the Gods who lauded over them
>after a time the deed was done in full
>john, King of Gods, heir to the sky itself, grew more weary with responsibility than ever before
>looking with kindness down on the chamption Joey he saw sin and virtue in concert
>his influence would be too much for this world
>his mighty hand too potent to touch such a delicate design
>offering up nothing but the greatest of feasts he recovered the immortal, now punished, Gods of his court
>leaving all in the hands of Joey he departed, taking with him the final dregs of corruption, his friends, and sealing them all in the same prison he had designed for the Titan
>through his sacrifice and virtue, through saint joey's duty and honour we live today

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>>87809194
I like it

>>87809145
John already did in canon

I LOVE CONDY

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>>87802291
Sheeeeeeeit scrolling past this on the way to the bottom of the thread brought back some memories

Those were some of the happiest Homestuck times for me

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is karkat still shit........?

>>87812180
Always and forever

>>87812180
He will still never be as awful as what Vriska became, in EITHER timeline.

>>87812268
Nah, Karkat got an even worse fate than that

being permadead and cucked in the afterlife
OR
being dave and jade's pikachu or dave's housewife

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r-remember me guys?

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I honestly feel like writing, recording, and uploading a giant plinkett esque post mortem video on homestuck, because jesus christ you could write a whole book about how hard the ball got dropped.

That and I honestly can't stand the idea that homestuck is basically this dragonball esque thing that's just going to go on and on forever made by other artists and writers to a fanbase that doesn't really care anymore instead of just fucking ending. And I fucking bet whenever hives was does come out its going to be the equivalent of dragonball gt.

Though I'd also like to really showcase all the good shit the comic had going for it. This is the comic that inspired me to pick up a pencil and get serious about drawing again.

It just needs fucking closure.

>>87812528
Nope

>>87788023
Is that Homestuck? Why does it look like shit?

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I don't really get all this fanfiction stuff. Sure, Homestuck ended at something of a cliffhanger during the Scratch, there's no reason for people to keep on about it.

>>87812704
Because the original artist didn't draw it.

>>87812704
FAST AND LOOSE

>>87812704
Because Hussie Zahaak couldn't take it anymore

>>87812528
This makes me sad

>>87812704
Because we need an Evil Troll Trump vs Karkat psx story

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>"You want to know why I'm acting different????????Alright, alright, 8ut you asked!!!!!!!!"

>"Things were cool when we used to hang out. Remem8er when we'd see who could eat lunch the fastest? Or that time you challenged me to push Tavros down the stairs just to piss him off???????? That was seriously good fun. I still laugh a8out that stuff."

>"And you just got me when every8ody else didn't. Playing Flarp, 8eing competitive and playing pranks? Hardly anyone else understands. 8ut you were okay with me just 8eing me."

>"8ut things changed since then. Ever since I lost half of my loot, and you spent the day hanging and making me feel 8etter. That's when it started. Now, instead of doing fun stuff like that we've 8een "camping" or "nature walking" together. I mean, I enjoy that kind of stuff, 8ut......."

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>>87812959
>"You........ you're changing me, and I don't like it!!!!!!!! I used to extreme role play and 8ully some trolls, 8ut now I 8arely do that, I role play a 8it and I just say hi to some people as fast as I can, just so I can come hang out with you!!!!!!!! I always want to trick other persons now and not you!!!!!!!! Well, mostly. Ngh!!!!!!!! 8ut that's not important!!!!!!!! I can't get you off my head anymore!!!!!!!! I always wonder what you're up to, and I have to stop myself walking out to see!!!!!!!! I try and think up ways we can hang out without anyone else!!!!!!!! I care more a8out making sure my hair and clothes are nice!!!!!!!! And when you got a cold from our trip in the mountain, I........ I felt so terri8le, and........ and I cried 8ecause it was my fault!!!!!!!! Okay???????? I........ I cried........ mn........ I........ why the fuck can't I stop thinking a8out you???????? Huh???????? Why c-can't........ h888888888........ I........ I........ 8888h8888!!!!!!!! I love you so much, and I'm........ I'm scared, Anon!!!!!!!! I'm s8 scared, ple8se........ *sniff* ple8se d8n't let g8 of m8!!!!!!!! I........ nnnnhhhnnnn88888888........ I need y8u to h8ld m8........ I need y8u t8 find m8 pretty!!!!!!!! ........ 8hh88888888......."

>"G8h........ wh8t........ th8 fuck........ I'm n8t me8nt to 8e 8ll mushy ........ I ........ j8st....... I've never f8lt like th8s 8efore, and........ I'm sc8red 8t will g8 away........ I'm sc8red........ th8t you'll 8reak m8 heart........"

>"I........ if y8u like me........ I'd like t8 try 8eing together. A-and we c8n just........ we can have each other........ is........"

>"Is that okay with you????????"

>>87812528
Who's that? She kinda looks like Rorb.

>>87812959
>>87812970
Is that the Cohen-written Scourgecest story?

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>>87812528
nevr 5get
NEVR!

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>>87788023

>>87812993
Nope, it's a Vriska x Anon greentext.

>>87789963
>>87797510
>>87797546
Tobyfags, please go.

>>87793257
>>87793412
They didn't speak English well. It wasn't Icels.

>>87813094
>not being delighted by memes involving andrew being outclassed by a former underling

>>87797456
Kill yourself.

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Anadia!

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>>87813094
No.

>>87802652
Stop. calling. everything. Icels.

>>87808883
>Implying Hella Jeff is Sweet Bro's brother.