/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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SPICY

>>87787589
I feel truly sorry for you Jasperfags. Meanwhile the green dorito is allowed to say the most precious things

>>87787737
>>87787748

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>"steven did i ever tell you about how i used to masturbate to pictures of Yellow Diamond?"

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All I want for Christmas.

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>"float float float! apple pie, video games, french laundry"
>french laundry

steven is growing up so fast.

>>87787830
a pearl would make a great gift

>>87787839
You already shitposted that yesterday
Should have waited for the cooldown

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Here we go.

>>87787830
>>87787845
If HW showed up and said "yo if you start killing people we'll give you a pearl totes for realsies" would you?

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*RING RING*
*RING RING*
Yes? Hello? It's the Steven Universe voice cast. We read the script of the last episode and we're here to phone in a performance.

will lapis ever progress as a character beyond 'hey guys remember that time i was trapped in a fucking mirror'

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Let's try to create every single character in http://www.dolldivine.com/gemsona-maker.php

>>87787937
They tried to, but it just made her reasons for hating specific members of the rebellion complete bullshit.

>>87787993
Atleast its not a waiter pearl , right guys?

>We'll all marry each other!
>here's a fucking headstone with you name on it, get the message?
Weak episode with some cool lines.

Also do you think Steven is durable enough to survive a 100m fall into water? My guess would be yes, he fell on solid rock surfaces from comparable heights without any injury.

>>87788025
If the show wants to bullshit a character's durability they will.

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>>87787830
Here you go

>>87788038
>bullshit
He's half gem. Gems are extremely durable. And we don't know if his hybridization will result in him surpassing even a gem's natural durability.

>>87787301
>she reduced lapis and peridot to shit characters
So Zuke haters is just lapidot haters.
Good to know, that is just another sort of cancer, for a second I was thought you actually have a reason to hate her.

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>Alone again anons?
>How pathethic

>>87788111
>Natural
The gem's durability is unpredictable in the show, one point where they apparently take a lot of damage can magically be transformed into literally one of the weakest hits in the next moment.

tl:dr: don't put hope in a accurate measurements of durabilities, the show will just bullshit them for each event that requires it.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN BARN

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>They built a pool outside of the barn and they actively tried to keep Uncle Carl out of it

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Here's a Steven. Please protect him.

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>>87788147

>>87788126
>Says the cucked widow
>Says the lonely self-hating trash bag

Garnet really is the best crystal gem.

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I understand that most of this show has been comfy SoL, like all of S1 basically was.

But for FUCK SAKE Sugar I need some plot progression

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>>87788152
>two midget lesbians in a trenchcoat

>>87788158
Make it GOOD SoL at least, oh wait, any hope of good SoL got fucking canned after Sadie's Song made it's name as the worst one yet.

>>87788163
Still better then a smart ass widow who is a total cunt and the class clown.

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>"say clod"
>"wow thanks"

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>>87788152
>Garnet
>best jem

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>>87788172
I don't actually hate Garnet anon. I love all three of them. Cheers.

>>87788025

Even if he isn't he could have just thrown up his bubble.

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>>87788180
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Peridot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Even close to good

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>You respond to a random japanese artist on twitter and he doodles you a free peri
today is a good day

>>87788158
I think we might get straight into that after the December break. Three Gems and a Baby certainly doesn't sound like anything plot-related, although we have been tricked before but that extension to the ending theme sounds too ominous to not be going somewhere soon. Probably. I think.

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>>87788178
>Zuke you can't make a character that only does two things
>WATCH ME

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>>87788180
>ugly meme gremlin

>>87788192
Plot related?
No.
LORE?
Probably gonna be Rose's farewell after a little while of the events of Greg The Babysitter and the gems/greg's handling of it.

>>87787876
Am I guaranteed to not get caught?
How many people do I have to kill?
How long will it take to get my Pearl?

>>87788202

I'd put money on Pearl being a complete bitch for Three Gems.

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You PLACED YA BETS, and here are the results! I held you to this /sug/! Wow I almost forgot about this, long breaks and all that.

On the off chance that you were around for this, honestly wonder how many people have stuck around and you were one of the 10 people that chose option 11, CONGRATULATIONS! It's not a perfect match but by far the closest!

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>>87788216

I keep feeling like they haven't quite decided how they want to draw Lapis's hair yet.

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>>87788218
Can someone save this so that we have evidence of people actually thinking this episode was gonna be important at one point.
I think you mean option 13 there bud.

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>>87788216
What if she isn't?

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>>87788167
>Sadie's Song made it's name as the worst one yet.
This episode give us a glimpse of true beauty.

>"Oh my stars! You're going to HARVEST me!?"
>Gem Harvest
>hype
>it's gems harvesting vegetables
You couldn't come up with a more troll title if you tried.

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>>87788239
I guess the first half of options 12 and 13 work, but the episode wasn't actually about a single townie. Peridot and Lapis started up a farm and Steven's powers did cause some shenanigans involving that, so I'd say it's closer.

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>>87788259
Hit the diamond

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Cuties

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>87788259
It's clearly our faults for getting too hyped over titles we got a year ago.

But i wholeheartedly agree that Gem Harvest and a little bit of >>87788268
Were really troll-esc titles.

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>Andy is actually voiced by Dave Willis

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its happening whether you like it or not

>>87788352
Nah mang. Greg will never be taller than Pearl.

>>87788329
lappy needs a slappy for being crappy

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>>87788329

>>87788352
Not the ideal outcome, but miles above that disgusting dyke.
Ideal outcome is she becomes real and falls in love with me ;_;
>>87788370
She's sitting blindass

>>87787873
Niceeee

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>>87788352
I wish

But crew will never stop pandering to tumblr by making Pearl as lesbian as possible

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>>87788331
Going through the polls and lists, it looks like the last episode left is Tiger Philanthropist. It'll be fun to see how off we all were together!

>>87788387
Proportions say otherwise.

>>87788178
>>87788193
>Forgetting Peridot said something very sentimental and precious about the family being complete and with intention to thank Andy as well
>That scene was boarded by Zuke

Really grasping at straws here to shit on Zuke guys

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>>87788402
>That pic
>First guess was themanwithnobats
>Correct

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>Madridista deleted once again

>>87787873
Why is all of Lapis's art her being a bitch when she's nice to the self-insert?

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>>87788526
You literally just answered your own question.

>>87788541
No, I mean why are people self-aware enough to realize she'd hate them?

>>87788524

this picture would have been much improved if all the characters were wearing suits

>>87788352
Why do you want pearl to die?

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>>87788553
Oh, that.
Everyone and their grandma accepted the fact Lapis and Jasper were raping each other thus making them both just as bad.

It also killed off any hope Lapis apologists had of making her perfect.

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WHERE MY /FREAKS/ AT?

>>87788599
Hopefully as dead as their waifu.

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>>87788599
cruisin for a fusin

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>>87788599
Your waifu is too busy fucking blue gems to pick up right now.
Please leave a message after the sound of Ruby getting mad.

>>87788603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

>>87788610
>hello sapphy did you enjoy last night?

>>87788329
I wish Lapis was my girlfriend so I can kiss her nonstop and never let go

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>>87788599
Not really a /freak/ but I like her I guess, does that count?

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>>87788599
bein a qtp2t

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Hey
You
Yeah, you
Fuck you

>>87788254
It gave me a glimpse of my stomach's contents.

>>87788630
no you have to be devoted to your waifu
death to shippers 2bh

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>>87788645
Blue Pearl is better.

>>87788655
>gem who only appeared on screen for a few seconds
>hasn't even talked
>better than Yellow Pearl

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>>87788707
No personalty > Bad personalty

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>>87788329
Lappy makes me fappy

>>87788654
But anon, I like shipping, I also happen to like living, what do I do?

>>87788716
Entertaining personality > empty shell

>>87788553
It's our fetish.

>>87788734
Shit personalty* < Empty Shell that could go places

>>87788739
>Shit personality
>implying

>>87788599
>/FREAKS/
Now I'm just hearing Jasper delivering Scott Steiner promos in my head.

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>>87788599
hibernating and hoping that Jasper come back someday

>>87788739
>that could go places
You know that's just delusion at this point anon, all of the characters are shit but you love them anyways.

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>>87787839
Because he thinks about eating?

Also
LION AROUND

>>87788767
Shit I didn't spoil it.
I messed up, sorry anons.

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>>87787759
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>87788778
See you in 3 days you sick fuck

>>87788767
YOURE BACK
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>>87788739
I'm going to be honest here, Yellow Pearl does things to my boner

I like her, she's probably very sweet in bed

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Member when Peridot was the villain and not a meme gremlin?

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>>87788599
>>87788742

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>>87788804
no

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>>87788804
Strange how I didn't want this bitch shattered as much as I do now that she's redeemed.

>>87788804
desu besides the people who wanted her to step on them and make them cum while playing the screams of their dissolving family at them i don't think anyone thought she was a supervillainess

>>87788329
/jojo/fags need to leave now, and take your gay porn with (you)

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>>87788836
same t b h
floaty limb villian > meme gremlin traitor

>>87788839
Why dissolving?

>>87788815
You know the rebellion say that all gems are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Rose Quartz and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another gem, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Amethyst to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Kindergarten, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Amethyst KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!

So Rose Quartz, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Kindergarten. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Kindergarten. See, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Kindergarten!

>>87788872
oh uh that was an actual greentext story

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>>87788880
Rose is still sexier then Jasper
milf>>>manly dyke

Three gems and a baby leaks when?

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How would Crystal Gems handle humans that tried to side with and fight for Gem Homeworld, a.k.a. literal race traitors?

Why is Steven so sensitive? He spends most of his time around the Crystal Gems and they don't give a fuck about humanity, Greg is a nice guy but he's no saint and Rose saw humans as pets more than anything. So where does Steven get it from?

>>87788915
Around a week from now.

>>87788912
You sound like one of those girls that like romance. Would you rather come home to Jasper, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Rose Quartz?

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>>87788887
oh shit
you better post it

>>87788933
I'd say it's because of his gem.
>The fair and lovely Rose Quartz, with its gentle pink essence, is a stone of the heart, a Crystal of Unconditional Love. It carries a soft feminine energy of compassion and peace, tenderness and healing, nourishment and comfort
From crystalvaults.com

>>87788927
>pic related
How does that combo work? Is it a guaranteed win?

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>>87788804
>>87788836
>>87788872

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>Three gems and a baby
>It will be about Lapis,Steven and Peridot taking care of a random baby instead of telling about the crystal gems meeting newborn Steven
mfw

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>>87788983
>it'll be the fucking pumpkin

>>87788956
that would require me to figure out how to find it in the archive

>>87788983
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Three_Gems_and_a_Baby

>>87788983
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81o5iUUmAQ

>>87788958
Don't answer questions with questions.

That combo is more or less a guaranteed win, but it's not very practical due to various reasons. Ask on /tg/ so those fat fucking nerds can give you details.

remember when a dude showed up at the barn and lapis immediately grabbed him with her boat ripping water hand?

>>87789035
No one cares about the townies.

>>87789035
i member

>>87788956
it wasn't that deep anyway she just screws anon while piping in his family being dissolved, keeps him as a pet, and eventually replaces him with a set of immortal clones

>tfw three gems and a baby will be 11 minutes of Pearl crying about muh Rose

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Remember when peridot insulted one of the leaders of a galactic empire to her face

newest episode was bad

>>87789123
Yes it was

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>>87788955
>implying Jasper wouldn't immediately murder you and try to find a way to kill """""""rose"""""""/steven
>implying Rose Quartz wouldn't try to do everything you request of her, and pleasuring you in ways you didn't think you could feel
Jasper is addicted to fusion too, so unless you're a gem then she's gonna leave yo useless ass.

>>87788352
Nah man

>>87789093
Peridot insulted YD over Gem Skype.

>>87789123
No it wasn't

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>>87789093
That and pic related were her only good moments.

>>87789192
>peridot being a bitch
>good moment

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WHO LIVES IN A SIX ARMED FUSION UNDER THE SEA?

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>>87789234
The 'Peridot was better as a 2D bitch' type of Perifags are much worse than the Memedot Perifags. All they do is whine and circlejerk about Peridot being 'flanderised' as if she actually had a personality before.

>>87789257
I want to crawl up her dress and make a home between her legs.

>>87789234
Pearl getting her shit kicked in is always a good moment.

>>87789299
do NOT bully the Pearl

>>87787839

He said 'lingerie', bro.

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When are we getting an autistic waifu gem like eska or Maud

>>87789264
Peridot has always been the same memedot. except before she was anti-Earth and now she's pro-Earth.

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>>87789330
Pearls are made for suffering

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>>87788286

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How many human skulls do you think Jasper crushed during the war?

>>87789051

You know, I really wonder at the mindset of people writing that shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO8_9jiJET8

>>87789410
CUTE

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https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ogueebwJkH1tebaod.mp4#_=_

>>87789425
I was making fun of waifufags. It didn't work, they just jerked off.

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I have more than one story about jasper cucking ruby and the majority of my stories involve big fat futa girl dicks.

Is this a problem?

>>87789457
Watchy Watchy Watchy

I don't remember the last time an episode made me laugh out loud multiple times and even get a bit sentimental at the end.

5/5 Andy better not be a fucking one-shot character

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>>87789538

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>>87789362

>>87789541
He will.
Just like Frowny, the only good character in his episode was.

>>87788394
I'm guessing this was more an issue where they assumed that Greg and Carl were the same "type", like two quartzes would be.

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>>87789550

>>87789411

Hmmm. No reference has been made whether any humans even participated.

>TFW they barely had any idea there even was a war going on

I mean, this ended 5000 years ago. Sumeria was... a civilization, I guess, and Egypt, but otherwise?

The Homeworld Gems had no reason to pay more attention to humans than to any other kind of animal on its surface. This was early in the Bronze Age. The wheel was still cutting-edge technology.

So why allocate resources to attacking them? Did Rose pay special attention to humans? (Apart from her harem of sex slaves, of course).

A high-end estimate for the world human population of 5000 years ago is 45 million; 6000 years ago, 28 million. And those are the highball figures - half of that, or a third, is also possible.

So... I don't think Jasper crushed any human skulls. There would be no honor in it, or prestige, or whatever. In fact, she might not even consider humans sapient. If she even gives non-gem life any thought at all!

>Steven explains where he came from
>She doesn't get it
>Steven explains again
>She starts to violently retch

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>>87789570

>>87789579
Humans died during the Gem war.

>>87789502
>It didn't work, they just jerked off.

The motto of 4chan.

What do you think Zuke's last episode is going be?

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>>87787939
I made Andy.

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>>87788441
Pearl NO!

>>87789538
Where did they get the money?

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fuck pearl

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You know who I love, Lapis

>>87788259
I thought they'd never do it. It was a 20-minute special, they wouldn't mess with us like that.

But they did.

Still mad that a shit fusion like Smokey gets two episodes centered around her while Opal doesn't even get anything beyond 5 minutes of screentime and two lines of dialogue.

>>87789650
Greg has stated, that any money the gems need, he gives them.

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>>87789707
you're making me sad anon

>>87789591

Yeah... Greg said that, didn't he?

So I am guessing he knows a story or two he didn't think his wide-eyed, innocent son was ready to hear...

>>87789707
Smokey is cool, Sardonyx is garbage though and it pains me that she has appeared so many times and we'll never see Sugilite again

>>87789707
It's almost like Smoky was important to the plot

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>>87789707

Aimee Mann is probably prohibitively expensive.

>>87789741
His son has to be a huge faggot to get shocked that people died in a war of all things, why can't Steven put two-and-two together and why doesnt he ask the gems about anything?

>>87789579
Humans died during the water, so they either fought in the war directly (doesn't seem outrageous--Bismuth didn't seem shocked at all by a human recruit when she thought Steven was a regular human) or they were killed as collateral damage or both.

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>Does everything to please his family
>They all leave him as time passes
>Nobody cares about him enough to stay in contact with him
>Still takes care of the family property, now his
>Goes exploring around the world trying to find a place for himself
>Still nothing that can fill the void of his family
>Goes back to his barn, the only place he has left
>Gets attacked by illegal immigrants
>They tell him they've stolen his stuff and that it's theirs now
>Doesn't try to alert the authorities or fight back, just tells them to leave
>They threaten to attack him again
>His cousin comes to help
>Takes the illegals' side instead
>He's been stealing your property too
>Still decide to make peace, have dinner together with them
>They all ignore you and don't even try to understand you
>decide it's fruitless and leave
>one of the illegals throws your nephew from a thousand feet in the air onto a moving plane
>save him

Why is this guy so fucking based?

>>87789766
>Sardonyx is garbage
You take that back right now

>>87789803
during the war*

>>87789766
>Smokey is cool
Nope, a bloated irregularly and unattractively designed character with greasy hair isn't cool.

>>87789799
Because this show has shitty plotting, you should have realized this by now

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>>87789798
>that last row

So when's the next episode?

>>87789821
Andy will be forgotten in 3 days tops.
this episode was overhyped due to no context and everyone quickly lost interest when it was no where near expectations.

>>87789847
February 16 2017

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Why does tumblr think lapidot is abusive?

>>87789847
Next year. It's called "Steven and Lars take care of a baby"

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>>87789847
Dec 1th.

>>87789891
>>87789902
Fuck. Oh well, back to hibernating.

>>87788163
>You mean two lesbians having a constant orgy under a trench coat?

>>87789899
>Lapis' right arm
that proportion is pissing me off

>>87789833
I like her personality, I don't give a shit if she's fuckable or not

>>87789926
*1st

>>87789780
This (>>87789833) says the problem I have with Smokey's design.

She also has an obnoxious personality, the least they could've done is make her symmetrical and not resemble those fat "Don't Need No Man" black women, especially not a ghetto one.

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Post yfw three gems and a baby is a lead-up to Rainbow Quartz 2.0 in the episode after that

>>87788767
Heroes never die.

>>87789954
>loud, smug, insecure

Yeah, nothing is good about her personality, especially with that "IN YO FACE" mentality that she adopted from Amethyst.

>>87789899
Because Lapis is abusive and Peridot is autistic

>>87789799
>why doesnt he ask the gems about anything

That's what we are always wondering about.

>>87789833

You are superficial. That is a character flaw. I am judging you. You are diminished in my eyes.

>>87789871

I hope you are wrong, I fear you are right. More contact with the human side of his family would do Steven a world of good. His grandpa is probably still alive.

I mean, how old is Greg, forty? Forty-five, at most.

>>87789899

Lapis has a history of abuse she admits herself, and which is not strange considering the abuse she herself has suffered, while Peridot is recovering from being an enthusiastic submissive.

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>>87788331
If it was youtube, I would have flaged it as click bait.

>>87789939
>orgy
>two lesbians

Come on now, you need more than that to have an orgy. Alexandrite is like the bare minimum for that threshold.

>>87789902

A baby? Whose baby? Have we seen any pregnant women in Beach City?

>>87789939

One for the SU "sugar" folder...

>>87789977

I am not making any more bets based on episode titles.

>>87789692
I'm guessing this shit was technically a Thanksgiving special.

>>87787773
Well, duh. Grays are genderless, anon!

>>87790043

Sadie's.

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I want Blue Diamond to keep me as a pet and let me curl up on her massive thighs, petting me, picking me up, and giving me playful kisses that are more like just gently sucking on my entire face.

Guys lets get my Lapidot folder to 1000 images ;)

>>87790198
I want blue diamond to get lewd with Sapphire like the old days

>>87790198

I wonder if we'll ever see BD again.

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>>87790253
Most Likely

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>>87790253
I sure hope so, after YD's reveal turned out to be such a letdown she's the only villain who we have to look forward to other than White Diamond.

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>>87790275
>Black

Where's the Klan when you need it

>>87788779

daily reminder that Steven is evil and Rose is a weapon

The Opal Office

>>87790275
why is she drawn as black when shes not even black

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>>87790275
>Character vaguely based off the Virgin Maria
>Black
DELET THIS

>>87789652
i like how i have enough reaction time for the 'oh its that thing' moment of regret, but not enough to not click it

>>87790347
She's based off an pre-Islam Arab woman you idiot.

>>87790275
FUCKING TUMBLRS THEY HAD TO DRAW HER BLACK

>>87790198

That reflects an infantile desire to return to your childhood.

>>87790314

It's amazing to me the blacks somehow still kill each other more enthusiastically than whites.

>>87790320

Weapon Rose that reminder is a Steven and that evil is a daily

>>87790402
>the Virgin Mary
>Arab

She's Jewish you fucking retaard

>>87790275
Why is everyone getting so mad at this? She has thick lips, she has the voice of a black woman and she could easily be seen as a Nubian clairvoyant.

Hell even Sapphire is black.

>>87787759
That pumpkin thing is gonna rape uncle Carl?

>>87790475
Jewish isn't a race you dumb retard. Virgin Mary was Semitic.

And no, Blue Diamond is definitely a pre-Arab-based gem/woman.

>>87790402

Either that or a Sith Lord. Or possibly a monk.

The Anonimo Fiorentino tells of an order of monks from Cologne who asked the Pope special permission to wear robes of beautiful blue cotton, so they would stand apart from all other orders. The Pope granted permission on the condition the robes would have hoods that were so large nobody could see how vain they looked.

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>>87790488
>lol all these irl facts make this fictional character black

Keep your headcanon out of what is actually in the show.

>>87790546
MURDERCOCK IS BACK

>>87790488
>she has the voice of a black woman

...Garnet is telling the story. We don't know what anyone besides Ruby or Sapphire actually sound like in that tale.

>>87790488

Sapphire is blue. So is Blue Diamond.

Now, as for their VAs...(BD doesn't have one yet...)

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Can we not start with this racewar garbage.
It's all just so you can headcanon this character as a specific race but it won't change what is actually in the show.

>>87790603
YD's VA is also BD's VA and she's white.

>>87790648

>YD's VA is also BD's VA

Except no?

just finished catching up on the five 800+ post threads i missed since thursday. how's your weekend going /sug/ ?

>>87788218
think i voted 3 or 9, fuck. expectations were definitely not being tempered back then

>>87790672
Same gem type = same voice

>>87790648
>YD's VA is also BD's VA

Absolutely not.

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>>87790402
Actually, she's based on traditional Farsi and Arab princesses back in the Islamic World's Golden Age.

I love Sugar's diverse details.

>>87790672
>>87790706

wrong, I'm with
>>87790694

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>>87790347
They should do like Europeans and get it right. White and blue eyes.

>>87790706
Pay more attention fagtron.

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>>87790688
>Only 5 threads since thursday
>And people used to say /co/sug/ is too fast.

Getting pretty "thirsty".

>>87790734
>Not having diversity

Disgusting.

>>87790688
we're getting our first snow right now, it's pretty nice

>>87790542
>Jewish isn't a race
>Being this fucking retarded

Jews are a race, between whites and arabs in whiteness. And even if she was an Arab, she wouldn't be fucking black, so you have no leg to stand on in your stupid meme argument.

>>87790694

Yes, so Yellow Diamond would share a VA with every other Yellow Diamond.

I NEED ANSWERS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JASPER SNEEZES

>>87790776
This guy says the truth, most Arabs range from medium white to medium brown, only a few of them are actually black and those tend to have an African ancestry.

>>87790741
the /trash/ threads are moving at a comparable speed
The episode just sucked

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Steven DeMayo is a QT

A QT

>>87790834
I really wish we did have a week to spend here for this shit episode.

If we were banned, /trash/sug would get it's normal and calm 60-80 max peeps and with the benefits(depending) of porn.

It doesn't feel comfy wasting a week here with nothing to discuss because we had this fucking episode.

>>87788767
Glad to see you back

>>87788645
Is that Bendy ?

>>87790729

Then you can be wrong together.

>>87790736

Fuck you, you horrible little gobshite. Blue Diamond outright does not have a voice actor.

>>87790805

She doesn't even breathe.

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>>87788767
cucks
>>87788983
she should do it

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What's better, 1...

>>87790834
>sucked
It had Carl disrupt the entire episode, shit was hilarious

>>87791013
>autism

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>>87791032
... Or 2?

>>87790324
Reminder that Amethyst could totally run for president

>>87789798
someone edit Willis into this

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>>87791039

t.cuck
>>87791053
you

>>87791099

He's not a Gem.

>>87791038
Not even Dave Willis could carry it, but he is a great addition to the one-off list

>>87790275
I don't mind her being dark-skinned desu, her palanquin gave off a Middle Eastern vibe and the art style for that part was based on The Adventures of Prince Achmed. It's only ridiculous if they paint all the diamonds as non-white

>>87791032
>>87791053
>shake creates a dog, with his dna
Steven creates pup with his tongue
>meatwad names it handbanana [body part + food]
peridot calls it veggiehead [food + body part]

Sugar, that hack
probably isn't her real name too

>Steven only makes dogs with his plant power
>Has a pet lion who acts like a cat

Is he a cat person or a dog person ffs sucrose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDxih9Ia0wo
Jennifer Paz(Lapis' VA) singing about poop.

>>87788562

why don't you?

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>>87788329

good for you.

>>87791271
I don't think it would make sense to have a pumpkin that acts like a cat

WHEN WILL THE GEMS FUCKING KILL ALL STRAIGHT WHITE MEN GOD DAMN IT

>>87791549
Yeah it makes less sense than a pumpkin that acts like a dog.

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>>87791555
I want all the men in Beach City to have a turn with Lapis.

this thread is deader than hillary's chances at a presidency

>>87791631
>>87791631
I want Lapis to drown every white man in Beach City while Peridot redistributes their stolen wealth to those more deserving

>>87791643

#hillary2020

>>87791643
*Jeb's

>>87788216
Could be Amethyst being jealous for not getting attention.
But yeah probably Pearl being a bit of a bitch too.

>>87788216
i bet she'll be the cause of baby steven almost dying at least once

>>87790688
Why would you possibly read five threads worth of shitposting

Regain control of your life

>>87791862
How many times did Pearl try to kill baby Steven you think?

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>>87790198
haven't drawn BD in a while,I probably should.

I want Blue Diamond to kick Garnet

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>ruined an antique plane engine to build an oven
>have a perfectly functional ruby at their disposal

Why did Rose only save the short bus gems?

>>87791948
Why not have her using Sapphire as a sex toy?
She does it to BP.

>>87791970
Because they were the only ones retarded enough to support her.

>>87791917
other diamonds when

>>87791886
probably a couple of times before they explained to her that it wouldn't bring rose back

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>>87787759
Holy shit andy is amazing.

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The world needs more Lapis selfcest

Why does Andy have Marty hair? Is this implying that they're related somehow?

>>87792082
Since someone posted this in /trash/ and it's also related to your post i'll copy paste it.

"Recap VA's Facebook stream from yesterday:

>Favorite SU episode:
*Deedee Magno Hall (Pearl): "Steven and the Stevens"
* Jennifer Paz (Lapis): "The Answer"
* Michaela Dietz (Amethyst): "It hasn't aired yet"
* Shelby Rabara (Peridot): "Lion 3: Straight to Video"

>Favorite fusion:
* Deedee: Stevonnie/Rainbow Quartz
* Jennifer: Smoky Quartz
* Michaela: Sardonyx
* Shelby: Stevonnie

>Favorite animated movies
* Deedee: "Ponyo"
* Jennifer: "Beauty and the Beast"
* Michaela: "Up"
* Shelby: "Zootopia"

>Favorite animals
* Deedee: cheetah
* Jennifer: husky
* Michaela: bears
* Shelby: narwhal (or as Michaela calls them, "unicorn whales")

>Other personal info:
* Deedee and Jennifer met through mutual friends in the theater business back in 1995 and have been friends ever since.
* Deedee and Jennifer are part of a group called the Mama Bares Project, who just dropped a new single last month and got a gig lined up for the Catalina Jazz Club (California) in January.
* Shelby has a YouTube Red sitcom-style show coming out soon.
* Shelby teaches dance on the side.
* Shelby makes tamales for Christmas.
* They were at Michaela's house for this livestream.
* Deedee calls it "The Facebook"

>Insight:
"Gem Harvest" was recorded by the VAs fairly recently, a couple of months ago, since it was unclear if it could be ready for Thanksgiving. Most episodes aren't recorded that close to airing, so VAs usually don't remember what's going to happen in the episode until it airs. For example, nobody knew if Andy had hair prior to him taking off his hat."

>>87790966
who?

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>>87788804
Remember when she seemed to be an interesting character?

>>87788571
>perfect
Some people like having something to fix, someone to help. Fantasies are easier when they're not perfect

>>87789899
Probably because when they first met Peridot tortured her

>>87792228
By perfect, i meant dismiss her of any crimes she was previously accused of.
When she admitted she got off to watching Jasper suffer basically that prove she wasn't their happy little angel.

>>87792154
>favorite episode: Steven and the Stevens
>Stevonnie
>Rainbow Quartz
I'm mad

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>>87791948
Here you go
>>87791998
Dunno, I'm not really into YD's hair, I'm still trying to figure out what kind of PD I want to draw,
I'm not really sure how I'm gonna tackle WD, with her christmas tree hair and all.

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>>87792297
Danke
Also Yd's hair is perfect how dare you

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>>87792273
Fuck you Steven and the Stevens was great

>>87792256
When did she say that? She said she hated keeping control of Jasper and being fused to her was a horrible experience.
But if she did say that it's pretty understandable, being a prisoner so long. For once she got to be in control.
I don't understand who's saying that doesn't matter though. I've always seen Lapis as a deeply troubled but still beautiful gem, someone with a lot of potential when she's not, you know, trying to resist torture or keep control of the former most powerful gem warrior in history
Her cardinal sin is getting free and being boring, which is probably why fanart always draws her either patching things up with Jasper, being ludicrously deviant with other gems, being happy with Steven or just looking really pretty and interesting. Fanart fills the gaps

>>87792321
Too bad her clothes suck