ITT: gut-punching panels
/thread
goodnighteverybody
>>87786478
What is even happening here
>>87786524
did he die from a blast
>>87786540
It's from Flashpoint, where Bruce gets shot instead of his parents, and Thomas and Martha become Batman and The Joker respectively.
He's talking about how he's seen the 'real' timeline where Bruce becomes the bat instead.
>>87786540
Alternate timeline where bruce dies and his parents live. Mom goes crazy, becomes joker, dad becomes batman.
>>87786540
flashpoint, where bruce died, batman is thomas wayne and joker is martha wayne. Thomas is telling Martha what Bruce did in the timeline he did not die in.
>>87786551
...no.
Not a panel but.. F
>>87786606
What the fuck is happening?
Also, contributing to gut punching thread
>>87786714
>/co/ shit on him for years for his sameface
>turns out he was just taking the piss
we didn't deserve him
>>87786720
Wade was trying to save a chick he knocked up and her daughter. Wolverine and Cap thought it'd be best if they went ahead first and he rushes down to see his baby mama is dead along with a shit ton of other people
>>87786606
Deadpool is the worst.
>>87786714
>read invincible
>decide to read superman next to alleviate that last page of 131
>get to that page
>shit hit me too hard
>>87786720
Deadpool: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
by Gerry Duggan/Brian Posehn and Declan Shalvey
Deadpool has been having his organs harvested for years by a man named "Butler" for North Korea's knock-off edition of Weapon X.
Using Wade's organs to graft mutant powers to folks, at the expense of Wade's visceral appearance.
He seeks help from Cap and Wolverine for intel, seeing how they're both supersoldier-related, but they have nothing.
Wade ends up shanghai'd to North Korea and given a showcase by Butler after attempting to escape, at which Wade decides to kill Butler and bail.
Then Butler reveals he has leverage: Wade's illegitimate daughter and her mother (before shooting him in the head)
Wade escapes again with help from Kim, the knockoff Nightcrawler, and discovered Butler nabbed both Steve and Logan believing they were planning to work with Wade, and the trio decide to shut down the Faux-men program once and for all, freeing those experimented on and their hostage families.
This leads to >>87786606
>>87786737
he was just taking the piss? what?
>>87786866
he said in an interview I think that he was aware of the meme surrounding his frank-face early on, and he started doing it as a gag to see how far the editors would let it fly.
he franked for our sins.
>>87786478
Bruce, did I ever tell you about your mother? After you were shot, she went crazy and literally became the psychopath you call the Joker. Her antics involved torturing, mutilating and killing innocent children. She was a good wife.
>>87787115
tbf Flashpoint Batman kicked the tits out of Martha!Joker even despite the fact she was his own wife. then the real Batman will never really hurt the Joker and just locks him up
>>87786486
I love eric powell
>>87786801
Criminy, I'd forgotten about that guy.
Usagi Yojimbo is such good stuff.
>>87786886
...He was one of us.
Godspeed, brother.
>>87787127
>never really hurt the Joker
Hmmmmm.
>>87786486
What is the story behind this gif? I know it's from the Goon but I never had the chance to read it.
>>87787222
I'll be a friend, and suggest to others not to spoil it for this anon.
I read it blind and shed tears at 2 in the morning.
You deserve the same experience, anon.
>>87786478
>>87787242
Do I have to read the whole collection? Or any particular issue is enough?
>>87787255
Why are you on /co/ if you have an aversion to reading comics?
The Goon is outstanding.
>>87787283
>>87787255
the laziness of kids these days
>>87786552
That's so fucking edgelordy and cringey, like just pushing for attention and hamming it up..... but I also really like it too.
>>87787255
Go blind buy the first two Library Editions of The Goon.
That's what I did, and I have the opposite of regrets about it.
>>87787418
It checks out.
>>87787283
>>87787325
It's just that's I don't have any money to buy comics and I prefer read them on paper rather than on screen
gets me everytime
>tfw Infinity War part I won't be a retelling of Thanos Quest
>>87786801
Wait, isn't that guy with the spear dead? I only just started reading and he just exploded after getting struck by lightning. How is that piece of shit still alive?
>>87786563
It would have been more interesting if Thomas was shot, Martha became Batman and Bruce became the Joker
>>87787523
10/10
>>87787615
The gods protect their faithful servants like Jei-san.
>>87787523
Should've put his hand all the way through, like his dad did to the Joker.
>>87786825
Who's in the bed?
>>87787751
was that the most dickish thing John ever did?
>>87786552
>>87786556
>>87786563
Does he fuck her crazy brains out?
If not, I may have to request r34 of MILF Joker getting plowed by Batdaddy
>>87787843
You should also check out the Thrillkiller's Joker while you're at it. She's not Martha but she's pretty smoking.
>>87786503
put up the one where he pushes her
>>87787838
It's up there.
>>87786606
Would have been better if he farted and broke the fourth wall. Maybe even a penis joke.
>>87786815
this is awful writing
>>87788476
>>87786801
That was the biggest punch in the dick in the entire series. And it's a series which gave us the motherfucking bridge of tears.
>>87787615
Keep on reading and you'll find out.
By the way, his name is a pun and gives some context/foreshadowing about his true nature. If you use the honorific, he becomes Jei-san. Say it fast out loud and think about another guy with a high bodycount and a signature long blade in his hand.
>>87788569Jason?
"I do not know that I can save you..."
>tfw wondering why Galactus didn't say "I do not know IF I can save you..."
>tfw realizing that there is no 'if', Galactus WANTS to save him
>>87788737
I love that whole fucking comic.
>>87788848
Context?
>>87788861
>>87788848
Didn't read it but I guess it's fallout from the videogame bombs
>>87786478
>He's Batman
>OH MY GAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD
The hell's so wrong with being batman? He's doing more good as bats than a doctor ever could
>>87788639
Yup. Both have a tendency to come back from the dead as well, though Jei actually has some character traits and has an actual agenda. A twisted and dark one, but an actual agenda none the less.
>>87788919
Batman is not a well adjusted individual.
Everytiem
>>87788861
It's a whole arc, difficult to explain if you don't read it
Harley goes for a bounty, this Clint Eastwood looking guy also goes for the same bounty, Harley discovers the kid is the bounty, tries to protect the bounty, Harley scans the kids eyes with the promise of looking for a cure so the kid don't go blind, this Clint Eastwood looking guy put Harley between a Rock and a hard place, has to choose between leaving the kid go blind and go out or during the kid, finale is that page
>>87788971
Forgot pic
>>87786478
Somebody tell me batdad VS joker milf ends in sex. I mean, it's the only logical conclusion
>>87787255
You can just buy the Chinatown graphic novel, it's where that panel comes from and it's a standalone story, more or less. You're missing out on a lot of great comics if you don't just read all of The Goon though.
>>87788476
>>87788481
The hell happend to him?
>>87786606
This is my favourite DP arc.The Korean X-Men are a huge part of it though.
>gut-punching panels
okay.
>>87789079
Doesn't it always?
>>87789729
What an effeminate joker...
>>87789603
good call, made me remember this one
>>87789603
The fuck? That's like something born out of a gore fetish.
>>87789788
You say it like it's a bad thing
>>87789958
Welcome to Robert Kirkman
>>87787918
no
fuck you
>Come home with me, all of you.
>I'll stay with you until the Great Dog calls our names...
>I'll keep you safe and warm...
>And I'll sing to you in the dark, so you'll never be afraid again...
http://imgur.com/gallery/DqiQK
>my son is DEAAAD
>>87787242
>I'll be a friend, and suggest to others not to spoil it for this anon.
I fucking hate people like you. You're not doing anyone a favor by withholding trivia.
*I'll* be a friend and answer his question:
>Years ago, after growing to adulthood, the Goon met Isabella, a girl he had always loved back in the Circus, as the slave of Xiang Yao, a Chinese mob-boss in the local Chinatown, and eventually bartered with Xiang Yao for her freedom. He has the time of his life courting her, falling deeply in love and even considering giving up the mobster lifestyle so he can have a decent life with her. And then she breaks his heart by telling him to his face that she "doesn't want him".
>>87790170
I read a Beasts of Burden storytime and I don't think there was a single happy ending
10/10 comic
>>87787341
Then just say you like it instead of pretending to thumb your nose at it
>>87790247
Ah, good ole' classical telenova drama.
Actually, that read out of something like the movie called Big Fish.
>>87790247
Too close from home
Read the series three times, every time I got to the end, I cried like a little bitch.
>>87786714
Was this actually something printed in the books by DC this month or was that just something the scanners threw in on their releases?
>>87786737
i`m not falling for it
>>87790591
DC actually did it.
They did it for Cooke too.
>>87790170
>http://imgur.com/gallery/DqiQK
ok... that was a bit to much.
>manly tears
>>87790170
>reading this when you already know what happens
>>87787523When do they fuck?
>>87790963
I opened this thread to post some of this too. That whole finale fucks me up everytime I read it.
>>87791022
Journey into Sadness
>>87787282
ah man
the Rhino parts of "The Gauntlet" are probably my favorite issues of Amazing Spider-Man in the past couple decades.
>>87789958
I see you're new to Invincible
you should really give it a shot you seem like someone who can still be shocked
>>87791115
Quick question, what parts of the gauntlet do you reccomend? I've already read sandman, that was pretty sad.
>>87788919
>He's doing more good as bats than a doctor ever could
Objectively untrue.
>>87791280
The Rhino parts are definitely the best, but I'd say it's best to just read through the whole thing+Grim Hunt. It's been awhile since I've read through it, but the Sandman part was pretty good too.
>>87791314
The following panels, where the mother breaks down with no no speech bubbles to soften the blow
Wow
>>87786478
Why is Mama Joker so hot?
>>87791184
that's just retarded edgy shit, bro
You're a faggot.
>>87791347
In contrast, I thought the Lizard part was terrible.
>>87790386
No no no, it's fucking stupid. I like hearing twists and ideas, but when they do them like this it always makes me roll my eyes.
>>87791369
>a "right in the feels" thread
>no we3
Amateurs, all of you.
>>87791369
>>87791460
I fucking love Gleason.
>>87791459
10/10 filename
>>87791462
We3, All Star Superman, Hitman are all things that get posted in these threads every single time. We already know the sad parts that it's kind of redundant to post them every single time
>>87791369
This entire fucking issue got me
>>87791347
Thanks mane, I've read grim hunt, that was cool
>>87786886
Or he just retconned himself for extra approval
If it's an old interview from before I would believe it
I cry like a little girl every time
>>87787838
>Sorry chaz
>>87787838
It's probably in the top five.
>>87788879
>I remember the evenings we would all stand around grabbing the family cactus. Good times.
1/2
>>87792247
2/2
>>87786478
He follows in his father's footsteps, but doesn't murder people like we do.
>>87792626
>>87787566
Great page.
>>87787282
Aw fuck out of this whole thread, for some reason this one hits me hardest.Oh god it just keeps getting worse the more I think about it
>>87788737
Maybe Galactus could appear in a movie based on this, instead of against FF
>>87791459
At least it was quick :(
>>87791519
oof
that gets me right here man
>>87792854
The whole Manhattan chapter made me feel like shit for about a week
>>87788919
Bruce, He's a miserable wreck of a human being, ofc his mother would like it better if he was a happy doctor instead of some tortured vigilante who has to risk his life every night fighting costumed psychos in order to deal with his emotional scars.
>>87791184
>>87791365
Yup.
Even barring the gore, Invincible sucks.
>>87788879
This is tragic and all, but J'onn's pose in that flashback screams "it ain't gonna suck itself"
>>87791672
>Joseph Joestar vs Forever.jpg
>>87787418
Should switch it to manga
>>87790170
>all those dead puppers
That faggot got what he deserved, fucking sick little sycophant
>>87790780
>I guess one of those guys had a story to tell.
>knowing that Revengeance! will never be released.
Fuck, man.
>>87791280
I agree about reading the whole thing, It's great. I miss that time in ASM very much.
>>87793212
puppers is the most autistic unwashed faggot redditor - word I've ever had the cringe to read.
these are all so fucking cheesy i hate comics goddamnit
>>87793355
lol, but then look at your post
>>87793373
>local man blames other for sociopathy
>>87793355
>autistic
>redditor
>cringe
lol all these buzzwords, who hurt you anon? Why are you so angry?
>>87793465
I don't think that I dislike them because they're emotional but because they're trying SO HARD to be emotional
I think so many of them are so samey that I get the impression they're trying to manipulate me to feel sad instead of actually making me feel sad or something
>>87793540
What, in your opinion then, is a good emotional scene from comics and/or movies?
>>87793355
no point in being mad about fads anon.
Like Doge, pupper will too come to pass.
>>87793571
Well I really like >>87787282 and in terms of movies, I just re-watched Lost In Translation and that made me really emotional
I'm trying to think about why so many of these are annoying to me, and it might have something to do with how the writing and stuff changes for these scenes. Like characters act less flamboyant or expressive and all their dialogue becomes more simple and short, but I don't know why the change annoys me
>>87793875
It might be because only the critical parts are being posted? Due to the limited number of images per thread the users generally don't upload the buildup of these scenes.
>>87790565
oh my, I read this maybe 2 years ago and kinda forgot about it, thanks for bringing this up again ... Fantastic series, very sad and powerful ending
>>87793373
>Why isn't this thread talking about Avengers movies like the rest of the board? I hate comics!
>>87787820
Butler's sistermay or may not actually be his sister
>>87793875
maybe it's something like how in older, golden age comics, the sad scenes had characters talking more, like they were audibly saying how sad they were, and they were very over-the-top, etc. and so these comics feel like they subvert that only so that the audience is surprised, rather than actually fitting the story or the characters better. Hellboy is probably my favorite comic, and I feel like the scenes in it that are sad are presented just like the rest of the comic. The artier Hellboys are already pretty sparse in dialogue, slow-moving, lots of panels that don't necessarily move the story forward etc.
>>87791369
That's the moneyshot.
That's the one that kills me.
Glad they included the script in the trade. Gleason/Tomasi scripts are great to read.
>>87786478
>gut-punching panels
>>87793540
What makes you sad, anon?
>>87786714
Reminder that Dillon knew about Frank Face and put it in his books on purpose.
>>87790247
Thoughtful of her to wait until he sacrificed everything to tell him.
>>87794465
>>87794366
fucking hell
I love dogs.
>>87788971
>>has to choose between leaving the kid go blind and go out or during the kid, finale is that page
So how are the ESL courses treating you?
>>87788848
This is what made me realize Harley is just a victim.
>>87787843
It ends in MarthaJoker killing herself and laughing.
>>87790412
It gets worst. She has a kid by him. Years later She tries to tell him, but dies. The sister of someone he had to kill knows this and never tells him.
>>87792755
Where's this from?
>>87792247
>>87792270
i'm fucking crying, my cat died three years ago and I still cry whenever I think of him, he also looked like the cat in the comic minus the scar
>>87794612
>that Photoshop filter over the whole goddamn page
>>87790247
Fuck. This page man.
I still love her.
>>87790170
>>87794612
>>87794494
God fuckin' damnit. Of all things,sad stories involving dogs are the ones that hit me closest; they're innocent,you know? All loyalty and love for us. We don't deserve them.
>>87792338
>Goodbye, Dad
That's good shit
>>87792755
WTF is this? Not angry, just curious.
>>87797439
You'll love this shit then
>>87787838
When he lost his shit at Chaz. Told him he was shit, his wife was shit and basically that his life was pure shit.
And then he became a bum.
>>87797395
dogs are literally LITERALLY just dumb animals
people just like to personify them and give them all these stupid attributes because how we've domesticated them over the years to be the perfect pet
but who honestly gives a fuck in actuality? the only reason that comic pulls on the heart strings is because they make them behave and act like humans or give them some sense of humanity which actual animals in the real world lack.
you sound like one of fags who prefers humans die over a dog or something.inb4 some butthurt who cant handle the truth calls me a Edgelord or makes a fedora joke
>>87786714
Did we finally get a confirmed date of birth? Everywhere I looked after he died, everybody just had the year.
>>87787918
seconded.
>>87798208
Seconded. Dogfags btfo.
>>87798208
>hey make them behave and act like humans or give them some sense of humanity which actual animals in the real world lack.
Animals aren't people,that's true,but I'll be damned if I haven't seem a true sense of loyalty in most dogs I've met in my life (not counting here purebreeds and such,'cause they're just retarded mutants).
And getting this bitter really makes you sound like an edgelord.
>>87798453
its not even about dogfags
its about nearly ALL animals in general.
theres a reason "humanity"(a word akin to benevolence) is derived from the word "human" and not animal.
Animals are brutal and do whatever the fuck their instincts dictate while humans have grown beyond that.
Do you think the snake constricting its prey until its lungs pop thinks about the suffering of its prey?
the crocodile that deathrolls? the big cat that scratches and mauls? the ants that swarm and rip its prey to pieces alive?
If you found an abandoned cub in the woods im sure most people would take it in but ask yourself if a bear would do the same for a human ?
Animal activist always trigger me slightly. Naive children who think nature is their friend.
>>87798773
>but I'll be damned if I haven't seem a true sense of loyalty in most dogs I've met in my life
yeah because we've literally LITERALLY over thousands of years BRED that into them.
like 90% of all dogs today are in actuality an abomination of selective breeding. They love us because we are their source of food and their guardian. Its practically bred into them to serve us.
>>87798208
>>87798775
>Getting this assmad about someone loving dogs
You're not an edgelord.
You're just autistic.
>>87798208
Dogs are pretty stupid but they experiment the same dopamine/serotonin rewards we get from family when they regard their people.
Which is basically love.
They are intellectually profoundly dumb but have a honed emotional/social intelligence.
>>87798208
Calm down there Dahmer
> why'd you do it Jack
>>87791634
It wasn't him who said it in an interview, one of his friends said in an interview after he died that he was aware of the meme and he was doing it on purpose to feed it.
>>87786503
Jesus Christ.
>>87790170
>http://imgur.com/gallery/DqiQK
...fuck, man.
>>87787115
But that doesn't make any sense.
>>87790941
SOON.
>>87791115
The real punch being Spidey only made things worse by not letting him handle his business.
>"This is your fault. I will NEVER forgive you."
>>87788334
Go away Daniel your run was awful.
>>87791519
Who are the villain douchebags?
>>87799331
Get AIDS, fag.
>>87799394
They used to be friends of the protagonists, but they've been corrupted by the evil from the gate the keys are from.
>>87792755
Context.
>>87790170
>pets
>souls
I love my dog, but come on now.
>>87791672
First comic to make me genuinely cry. About a fucking monkey of all things.
>>87791034
The callback to this in Agent of Asgard was also pretty fucking sad.
>>87798208
Dogs are useful animals who just happen to be personable.
>>87798775
Look, I'm usually on your side, but dogs have been selectively domesticated for thousands of years. Our earliest ancestors were doing it.
They've become part of the human identity.
>>87799499
Corruption is always a weird thing in comics. It's like, is it really you, or is it something pretending to be you?
I find it hard to believe any deal is so sweet that you'd suddenly become an awful person.
>>87790821
I have nothing but questions about how this world operates, now.
>>87790170
WAIT
Did Hellboy had a in universe crossover with them?
>>87799601
I like how the easterners deal with corruption. I've seen too many stories in western comics where they completely alleviate the blame from the protagonist by saying it was never their fault or they are being too hard on themselves.
>>87799601
>It's like, is it really you, or is it something pretending to be you?
If I recall correctly, they establish in the comic that they are all aware that they're doing awful things, it's just that they no longer have any desires outside of the sense to do evil.
>>87786503
This comic literally saved my life. Without Grant Morrison and some shitty music I'd be dead. Also, modern medical technology becase I tried anyways but I don't wanna detract from it's emotional punch.
>>87788879
I prefer the one where his wife and kid come back but as fire ghosts, yet he still hugs them even with his weakness/fear/whatever it is nowadays while burning
>>87790238
Context?
>>87791369
Story time?
>>87792738
then what's the right question?
>>87799526
Define soul
>>87787751
Yeah without context this page is completely incoherent.
It's so confusing it's like a realistic dream sequence.
>>87800634
If someone has somehow never read Hellblazer but still comes here then they don't deserve to know the context and should probably go back to their movie threads.
>>87799744
yeah.
they helped him stop a witch or something.
It got story timed some time back
>>87799575
>any sort of smalldog
>useful
>thinking you have any use for a dog if your not a hunter,farmer or something
L O L
O
L
Dogs are literally "buy a bestfriend"
You guys want feels? I gotcha feels
>>87800908
>>87800937
>>87800958
>>87788919
Batman isn't exactly the most stable human, anon
>>87800992
>>87801043
obligatory
>>87800877
It was tho
>>87801134
>>87798914
Autists love dogs.
>>87801160
>>87801080
>>87801134
This fucks me up every time
>>87801185
>>87801220
>>87801257
>>87801262
>posting a retarded edit
neck yourself you fucking faggot
>>87801296
>neck yourself
>>87801262
Thanks for posting the true ending, Anon
>>87801296
>>87787624
This.
>>87788890
Wasn't that when Harley had the roller derby costume?
>>87788971
>has to choose between leaving the kid go blind and go out or during the kid
What?
>>87801322
>>87801262
>>87801257
yeah, sorry about that.
Here's the ending you're wanting.
>>87789603
Seeing women geting the absolute shit beat out of them caught me off guard in that
>>87798775
>theres a reason "humanity"(a word akin to benevolence) is derived from the word "human" and not animal.
Wew. I've got a quote but is in spanish so maybe that will trigger someone: "La humanidad es todavÃa algo que hay que humanizar". It translates to something like "Humanity is still something needed to humanize". Do you think the militaries who shot farmers in vietnam were thinking about the suffering of those people? The rapist in a family? The cop that shots someone out of the blue? The supreme gentleman going full RAGE OF THE VIRGIN?
Humanists are the ones who should trigger you. Nature is not our friend, it's our playfield and our grave. Of course nature is not a caring mother, anyone who thinks or says that just does it because he never slept in the open, but that doesn't mean that the animal world isn't full of kindness aswell.
Animals can be brutal, but what can you say about humans and their history?
>>87789802
Just wondering
But has Lois ever been killed before in other worlds?
How did Clark react in those worlds?
>>87801602
fuck it gets me everytime
>>87791459
I'll be honest that was just another in a VERY long list of cheap shock deaths in that comic.
>>87792933
had some impact however
>>87790963
>>87791022
>>87791034
Which was the better Loki?
R63 Loki or Shota Loki?
>>87791184
It's been a while since I've read that shit.
I think I should get back on it
Here, have something humorous but also sad.
Enjoy
>>87801796
>>87801678
Have you missed the entirety of Injustice? It does not goes well.
>>87801834
>>87801134
ids habbiding
>>87801873
>>87801647
so whats your point then?
>>87801905
>>87801954
>>87801943
It's right there in the post. You can read it if you really try!
>>87798775
>>87798208
I came
>>87790062
Calm down /co/mblr.
>>87788923
So was that panel his most recent appearance?
>>87802112
>>87801943
>>87798775
>>87798208
Did you lose a dog recently, anons? Can I buy you a new puppy to make the pain go away? No need to make false dilemmas and strawman arguments to take away the joy we get from having pets.
There we go, fixed the file.
Seriously, though, something about this page hurts way more than it should.
>>87802018
>animals are droll creatures with no sense of humanity of deep level of thinking unlike what is depicted in the media,books and society. They have no morals
>"oh yeah well humans can be mean and brutal too"
I mean it doesn't devalue or counter the original topic. Your'e just stating something obvious.
>>87802152
not everyone wants an animal. The only real redeeming feature is that they are very transparent about how they act most of the time and you never have to worry about betrayal (unless you get a large predatory creature )
also
>false dilemmas and strawman arguments
literally what did I say that was false?
I just think its weird people project so much into animals
>ywn have Martha jerk you off while she laughs maniacally at your tiny penis
Why are we here? Is it just to suffer?
>>87801719
Shota Loki, obviously.
>>87788737
It's not that Galactus couldn't. He was asking Norrin if he should.
Shit just thinking about it makes me sad again.
>>87795111
Victim only in the sense that she did it to herself.
>>87802438
Not really Joker messed her mind up.
I didn't expect to get so fucked up from this thread.
>>87802656
what
>>87796704
>>87797775
>>87799501
Sorry boys, I don't know. Saved it off a similar thread months ago.
>>87800346
"How can I make a difference?"
>>87786503
I hate this fucking page
does anybody have the panel where Spiderman gives his jacket het got from uncle ben to a homeless guy?
>>87797814
>author even has the same name as me
didn't need this
>>87798208
Well that's the point, isn't it? They're stupid and loyal... But happy too.
Yeah, they're dumb, but fuck it, they don't care. You care for them, they watch out for you, maybe it's a true sense of care for you, maybe it's the "hand that feeds" attitude, but at least they don't pull this bullshit people do.
I like people, I try to be kind to people, but it's not hard to see that bullshit. They cheat you and abuse you and give you a raw deal, and explain why you're an asshole and deserve it the whole time. And even then, they're only calling you the asshole just so they feel a slight sense of self righteous superiority and less weight of their actions. And even then, even when they have done EXACTLY what they intended and screwed everyone else over in every way to "get what's theirs and what the world owes them" they STILL aren't happy. Because it wasn't what they wanted, just a ghost to chase after, a selfish lash out at those around them who seemed happier, but really weren't.
I like people, I try to be kind to people, but even a kind caring man can see their bullshit.
>>87800346
If finding the right question were that easy, they wouldn't have had to build a planet-sized supercomputer to figure it out, would they?
>>87802112
Whose body is it?
>>87794612
Interesting story all the sudden has random dog that keeps a person as a pet.
Makes it lick his asshole.
Just outa nowhere.
>>87804435
Garth Ennis
>>87798208
>(You)
But there is a unique aspect about dogs that explains why we like them as humans and why you are a sociopath.
Dogs are dumb, yes. Although a few breeds/individuals are smart enough to understand noun/verb based language.
What makes dogs special is that they evolved with us, and we selected those we attached to. Dogs have been selected for to respond to our emotions and physical expressions.
Dogs understand us better than any other animal on the planet. They understand pointing. They can read our faces. We gave them a little bit of our humanity in the process.
>>87800908
>MJ and Gwen
Certainly looks like art was done by Sale.
>>87802343
I usually avoid making le ebig xd fedora jokes, but with that kind of attitude, you deserve it. You adopt a pet because it needs a home, and you have empathy for it, not because it won't betray (like women do to such gentlemen as yourself)
Please learn what a fallacy is by the way, you created a false dilemma out of a comic thread about people loving dogs. Same with the strawman.
>>87802957
Rare case of copypaste art actually working for something
>>87786478
instead of the "no", they should have keep him silent in that panel.
>>87800908
>>87800937
>>87800958
>>87800992
>>87801043
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>>87804834
>You adopt a pet because it needs a home, and you have empathy for it,
bullshit
thousands of animals are born and die everyday
people dont go out and get pets because theyre thinking of animals that suffer
they go out and do it because they crave interaction with another living thing.
mans inherent lust for friendship is what drives people to go out and breed/adopt pets NOT thier need to give ease something elses suffering. Despite what you may believe the relationship between man and animal starts almost purely out of selfishness in most cases.
>>87804559
>We gave them a little bit of our humanity in the process.
Is that what you think?
you ever heard of wild dogs?
>>87804358
a good friend.
>>87806837
>>87801838
Yeah but he's asking if it's happened in another comic storyline
>>87787523ow, my beef!
>>87803058
bump
>>87806998
>try to shatter the illusion of flawed concepts like "mans best friend", religion, marriage or true love
>always get bombarded and undermined with post like this
you win
>>87787282
It still boggles my mind that people can see the everyday human stories come together at the end and still say Ozymandias was right. These were people with their own hopes and dreams and he killed them all. And it wasn't to save the world, not really. It was so that cunt could live out his Alexander fantasy
>>87802112
>>87802145
>Great men are not always wise
>>87807417
>>87802496
Eat shit. Harley is a fucking monster
>>87807417
>Stand on soapbox and spout overly cynical, irrelevant opinions like they are universal truth
>Get surprised when people call you a fedora-tipping edgelord
You're so deep in the spectrum, you're autism needs a lead vest to be viewed safely
>>87804358
>>87806861
>>87786815
>>87786803
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>>87786606
>>87786524
One of the things I liked about this scene is how Agent Preston is trapped in Deadpool head ala pink text. Wolverine and Cap aren't aware of that, and Deadpool is answer both Wolverine and Preston at the same time.
If you read it and ignore Preston pink text Deadpool speech becomes more surreal, like he is losing his mind with the knowledge both his baby mama and daughter might be dead.
TFW last issue of Deadpool
>>87802145
>>87798914
Source? I'm glad they finally called out Millar's bullshit.
>>87808074
>>87808108
new warriors.
it was a short lived series, but i liked it.
>>87807936
>TFW last issue of Deadpool
that was brutal.
>>87808160
Cool, I'll look it up on viewcomic. Thanks.
>>87801984
Some times just some times there are good people and that dude just made my day in the end.
>All rocks go to heaven
>>87791457
What's stupid?
That Thomas becomes the Bat and Martha the Joker if Bruce dies or Martha realizing that, whoever makes it out of Crime Alley is always destined to be Batman and live a life that will almost certainly be filled with pychosis and end in a brutal death? I'd be pretty fucked up knowing that, even if my kid DOES survive the horrible shooting that kills me, that he will grow up to be Batman and suffer for the rest of his life.
>>87808074
>>87808111
I never followed bprd religiously and recently got into hellboy so I'm glad to see some of what happened to roger.
>>87807417
>>87787736
Justice was fucking GOAT.
>>87788737
>>87806837
that was some pretty fuckin cringy ass edge ive seen this entire week
>>87786714
WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW DILLON DIED.
WHAT THE FUCK.
>>87788737
>>87809567
So glad somebody posted these
>>87810880
>>87810931
>>87793206
Your gut doing alright, pal?
>>87791533
It's not like we've got a particularly large reservoir here.
Not quite canon in any respect, but I always liked this pic.
I don't have the scans, but N52 Animal Man Annual #2 was a gutpunch issue
>>87806837
>mans inherent lust for friendship is what drives people to go out and breed/adopt pets NOT thier need to give ease something elses suffering. Despite what you may believe the relationship between man and animal starts almost purely out of selfishness in most cases.
Let me tell you about my girlfriend, Cathy. A few years ago, on her way to work, she found a runty little feral cat with a broken leg and a broken jaw, crawling with parasites and starving to death because it could no longer eat. The poor little thing had never had a home and was going to die less than a year old.
She got a cat carrier and came back to where she found it and managed to catch the poor little guy. She brought it to the nearest animal shelter who told her "this is a lost cause. The amount of work it would take to nurse it back to health would be the same as caring for ten other animals who are actually likely to survive." They refused to take it in.
She then took it to the nearest vet, who also told her it was a lost cause and it should be put down for his own sake. She refused, and asked what it would take to give the poor little guy a chance.
Paying for the supplies, she took him home and named him "Shusha;" a cutsey version of the russian word for "vermin" and spent weeks and weeks gradually nursing this poor crippled beast back to health.
That was two years ago. Today he's happy, healthy, and loves her dearly. This picture I took of her over Skype as she drifted off to sleep cuddling the poor little thing will probably be my favourite photo of her that I'll ever take.
tl;dr: Shut up.
>>87800617
Hitman is always cheating in these threads
>>87801080
Oh god, he wrote that note on my birthday. Didn't need this in my life right now.
>>87811700
Is your girlfriend a man?
>>87798208
cat lover detected
>>87788377
Fucking kill yourself.
>>87802927
>>87802957
>>87802978
This is why I really didn't like the idea that her memory got fucked with again during Infinity.
They already did the whole story arc about disconnection from her previous life due to memory/identity fuckery, and actually did it pretty well in my opinion. Mess around with her memory again, and you're just treading the same ground and doing it worse the second time.
>>87806837
>you ever heard of wild dogs?
You ever heard of feral children?
>>87786606
why is batman there?
>>87786524
Fuck, this shit made me love Wade even more
>>87786606
I think the slip on the dead bodies is what did it for me. If they could make Deadpool more like this and less like waypool it would have a permanent spot in my pull list.
>>87786714
I'd be sad if he stopped ruining comics before he died.
>>87801413
damn son
>>87790963
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>>87791034
Speaking of which
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>>87786503
is that suppose to be a girl or a boy?didn't want to assume their gender
>>87811700
that was a nice story anon, I'm glad the kitty is okay
>>87806837
*tips*
the scene when legion erases himself from exsisitance always makes me sad
>>87807417
*tips*
>>87798208
*tips*
>>87806837
I actually completely agree with you. I don't know if that makes me an edgelord too but i think people drastically downplay the amount of influence we've had an a dogs biological structure. We literally breeded them to be our companions and then people make it out to be some magical connection between man and nature. An animal is an animal. It will NEVER be more important than a human life. Bottom line: tell that to a person living the suburban life and you get a load of shit. Tell a farmer that and he'll look at you like a retard for stating something so obvious
>>87812201
You missed a page
>>87811700
Fag
>>87812320
>I don't know if that makes me an edgelord too
It does. Faggot.
>>87811819
he died!?
>>87812362
Good one. Cock sucker.
>>87812320
There's a line between "your dog isn't human" and "I'm shattering the pathetic illusion that your dog is more than lunchmeat" that is being crossed, and I feel that's more the issue than anything else.
You can think humans are more important than animals (they are) without being a sanctimonious, condescending prick like >>87806837 >>87802343 >>87798775 etc.
I don't at all disagree with the opinion nor believe animals have souls, but I do believe you this fellow is a humongous douche who thinks far too highly of his own mundane opinions.
>>87807417
I know you might be a troll, but know that i fucking hate you, i hate literally every facet of your existence.
I hope you live a long, long life, full of nothing but misery and prolonged agonizing suffering.
You pathetic, joyless subhuman.
>>87806837
*tips*
>>87807417
*tips*
>>87788959
;-;
>>87812517
>>87812507
>>87812474
And you fuckers need to stop feeding him. It's literally the whole point of this, it makes him feel smart and validated that your only response was "BLAH MEME I HATE YOU", regardless of how stupid he really is.
>>87807417
*tips*
>>87806837
*tips*
>>87812675
backstory?
>>87812694
Looks like some sort of New Gods retelling.
>>87812694
He's being dumped outside the stadium he was supposed to perform in.
>>87791184
It was her face mostly. I swear I've seen that kind of face in some gore stuff that gets shitposted.
>>87812395
>she was dead before your webbing reached her
but what about *snap*?
>>87811700
You and Shusha share an amazing person.
>>87812694
Darkseid was possessing a human gangster, sent his goons after a now powerless Mister Miracle to have him destroyed in every way, shape, and form. Has his goons dump him outside of the stadium he was performing in. Then visits him at the grocery store where he was buying depends because of the genital mutilation and puts the diapers on a higher shelf than he can reach.
Or something like that, it was a stupid period of time.
>>87792315
Damn, I guess the death of Superman does affect the other superheroes that much.
I remember reading the collection, but didn't remember this part. I should really re-read it.
>>87792338
What happened here? Did Batman actually die?
>>87807681
How about you go fuck yourself? She clearly has shown she is capable of good that's why they make the distinction between Harleen and Harley
>>87791115
How come the Rhino lends himself to sad stories so well?
>>87813082
A pointless distinction. She's a monster with pools full of blood on her hands.
>>87792738
JMS and Romita were the best creative team working on ASM ever. Shame about the rest of JMS' tenure tho.
>>87813121
You act so high and mighty when you don't consider the shit she has been through. We see her tear herself apart over trying to save this kid but nothing ever seems to go right. She is just another victim in the cesspool of what Gotham is. Not everyone can be a pure white knight like Batman.
>>87813203
>You act so high and mighty when you don't consider the shit she has been through
You think that excuses all the shit she's done? Everyone has a sob story. Not everyone puts on a clown suit and murders people.
>We see her tear herself apart over trying to save this kid but nothing ever seems to go right.
Karma's a bitch. She's killed kids before, shouldn't be a big deal.
>She is just another victim in the cesspool of what Gotham is.
And yet some Gothamites become heroes, not murderers.
For a moment, however brief, he was good.
>>87813260
>You think that excuses all the shit she's done? Everyone has a sob story. Not everyone puts on a clown suit and murders people.
But you're not understanding, she needs help because she doesn't know what she is doing.
>Karma's a bitch. She's killed kids before, shouldn't be a big deal.
That's an asspull to make her seem edgy.
>And yet some Gothamites become heroes, not murderers.
Yet all of them are fucked in the head.
>>87813302
>But you're not understanding, she needs help because she doesn't know what she is doing.
She knows exactly what she is doing. That's the thing with Joker and Harley. They aren't actually insane.
>That's an asspull to make her seem edgy.
Still happened.
>Yet all of them are fucked in the head.
And they rise above it.
>>87813312
>She knows exactly what she is doing. That's the thing with Joker and Harley. They aren't actually insane.
You act like she is some evil mastermind like the Joker, she just wants to be happy.
>Still happened.
Entirely out of character.
>And they rise above it.
Don't write them off, people like Harley can change.
>>87813351
>You act like she is some evil mastermind like the Joker, she just wants to be happy.
By killing people as he tells her?
>Entirely out of character.
Was pretty in character.
>Don't write them off, people like Harley can change.
She still deserves punishment.
>>87813359
>By killing people as he tells her?
We never really see her do much killing. Maiming sure but she doesn't have the heart to kill.
>Was pretty in character.
She never did anything like that before or after.
>She still deserves punishment.
A slap on the wrist and some therapy. All she really needs is a second chance,
>>87800120
Harambe's family
>>87813379
Not him, but yeah, that's all Gotham's villains need. 2 weeks in Arkham and their debt to society is paid. They can go ahead and break out after that, the whole "2 life sentences" thing is really just a formality anyway, right?
>>87813443
I'm not saying for all the rogue gallery just Harleen.
>>87813126
This was the first Spidey comic I got, and it still hits me hard in the emotions. Good shit.
>>87813466
That's why you're an idiot.
>>87813466
The useless skank who slept her way to a career and then became a follower of a deranged clown?
That Harleen? Who has, in fact, murdered? Helped Joker murder hundreds?
>>87813488
Why? Because I see the good in her?
>>87813492
Key word "helped" she is not a killer just a person chasing a better life. Also she is still a doctor.
>>87813499
That's still called being a killer.
>>87787418
Nice edit.
Somebody got the page of Frank and the parents who shot kiddie flicks of their own children.
>>87813518
But compare her to the rest of the antagonists. She doesn't eat people like Killer Croc, she doesn't torture them like Penguin, hell she doesn't decimate them like the Joker. Compared to the others she is innocent.
>>87813535
Penguin has more claim to innocence then her, anon.
Penguin COULD probably go straight. But Harley? She's been the cocksock of a death worshipping clown for years. How many bombs has she helped him plant? How many people has she helped abduct? And yes, how many people has she helped torture.
>>87813547
All allegations we have no proof. For all we know she was sitting on a recliner eating bon bons.
>>87812764
he means she was falling at such a rate she was already dead no matter if the webbing or ground got to her first
>>87812194
>>87812201
Whoa, what happened to Thor's arm?
>>87811700
May that cat and the lady have good days ahead of them.
>>87811996
Oh yeah, that part really got me too.
>>87797775
>>87799501
Supossedly a hillbilly family or something catch the Punisher and they are divided over killing the Punisher right away, or trade the guy to some crimeboss for money. They have a shootout, Punisher gets out and kills the remaining people, especially the kid that was gonna kill him himself earlier in the issue.
>>87801647
That is such a pretty cat, oh my.
>>87786478
Can't think of something more cringy than this. God you're pathetic.
>>87812688
>>87812675
>>87812663
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>>87812634
jesus, whats the story with this
>>87813750
Why is Marvel so unlikeable nowadays?
>>87798208
Dogs are stupid
Sky is blue
Grass is green
You're an edgelord fedora tipping cunt
>>87799526
They've got more souls than most people
>>87807417
I feel sorry for you
>tfw can't have doggo till I get my Masters Degree this May
Might get a Golden Retriever
>>87800671
Even then It was in that series.
>>87813286The most gut punching part of Multiversity is that it's the sum of every reboot and universe changing event, every story left unfinished and every "life" left hanging.[/spiler]
Fuck off animal lovers! (kidding, I like pets too)
>>87801262
Shit was do cash is prefectly timed
>>87807417
Your notion of trying to shatter these flawed concepts is equally as flawed as the concepts themselves. All thoughts and acts are flawed.
>>87804435
Ennis is one of those guys who is at his best when someone edits him down a little.
>>87814755
Suprising amount of bad writer become rather decent wiith some good editors.
>>87792663
>>87792626
Southern Bastards is fucking great
>>87804314
>Not just inventing something that sounds plausible
Nigga do you even capitalism
>>87801678
It happened in Kingdom Come.
Joker kills her just like in Injustice, but it is a new hero named Magog that kills the joker after he is captured.
Magog is then put to trial and when everyone lets him off for no punishment Supes decides to quit because he feels like this isn't the brand of justice he signed up for.
>>87801718
She was there from pretty much the beginning.
She had been basically the main character almost as much as yorick.
They invested time and thought into making her a beloved character that a reader would hold dear in their heart.
That ain't cheap, that heavy cost.
That's an expensive shock.
>>87814235
Don't just get a dog because you like it. Research into what dog you are able to care for and the potential health issues with the breed.
>>87786478 I dont have the pic but when Atom Eve told Mark(invincible) she was in a relationship when he went back in time kinda sunk my heart a little.
>>87814010
mister miracle(the black version) is suffering from the effects of darkseids omega sanction where he continuously suffers a horrible fate
>>87810989
So was he faking or not?
>>87812184
Girl, she became a world famous singer was assassinated a as a revenge scheme against Superman in N52?
>>87800877
And now THEYRE fighting.
Wish people would post this quote more instead of the other one.
To add to this Dr Manhattan's origin story issue is also beautifully tragic
>>87786478
I really liked this story. How come all the best big two stories are elseworlds, what ifs and all that?
>>87816140
That's a very wild exaggeration, for every good non canon story you get a lot of shit like Super semen or any What if from the last 5 years.
1/2
>>87814492I didn't really understand Multiversity. It seemed like something you have to read all the back-issues to get
>>87816228
2/2
>>87801602
This is basically a shitty version of the"The Little Match Girl"
>>87816168
I said "all the best stories are elseworlds", not "all elseworlds stories are the best". That's a huge difference. Still, my question has not yet been resolved.
>>87816324
I'm not really I understood what's going on, context please?
If Mona is a girl, who is him?
>>87816352
My bad but it's easy to equate the two as meaning the same. Usually there's less editorial interference I presume. They're allowed to take the stories in the way they want which usually wouldn't be accepted in mainstream continuity,
>>87816394
>If Mona is a girl, who is him?
Lucifer.
She wanted to help him out when he was in trouble - turns out she gave him her life. She just discovered that she died and that her friend Mona also died.
>>87813104
I like rhino when he's more of a dumb but well meaning guy who doesn't know a better path to take.
Like how in the middle of Infinity Gauntlet when half the world instantly disappeared, he was worried the zoo animals would be neglected so he set them free and they ran amuck.
>>87799601
Have you ever been angry and could never explain why?
Have you ever just wanted to break something? Drive off the road into a ditch? Have you ever held the thought something awful to you or a loved one with no understand why?
Have you every acted on something to only pause wondering why did I do that?
Corruption is when the filter is strip and you act as your body pleases.
>>87816477
why didn't superman stop him
>>87786478
Don't get it. What's the reference here?
>>87816538
This remains my favorite Astro City story.
>>87816538
>>87816564
I agree, an instant classic.
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>>87816496
>corruption is acting on intrusive thoughts
no its not.
It varies from comic to comic but in most cases its just a 180 change in character or embracing the repressed bad thoughts
>>87816545
Supes was in on it. He wanted to give kids a taste of his kryptonian footlong.
>>87814031
Much liking the media in general
>what the internet post the most must equal grand majority
They are all now learning that they are neither a buying force nor a voting kind.
>>87812441
they aren't though retard
>>87816477
Uh oh
>>87792247
>>87792270
... It's just raining indoors, what are you talking about - I'm not - I'm... ... ... Fuck.
That hit me right in the horribly sad yet bittersweet-beautiful spot.
>>87786478
Meh
>>87786478
Meh...
>>87798775
>Do you think the snake constricting its prey until its lungs pop thinks about the suffering of its prey?
>the crocodile that deathrolls? the big cat that scratches and mauls? the ants that swarm and rip its prey to pieces alive?
No, but humans do similar, and worse despite being fully aware of the pain they cause.