Gentlemen, ladies, how do we increase our profit margins?

>>87782880
CAKES

>>87782880
Rape the Joker.

Maybe we should stop buying radioactive space rocks?

>>87782880
Maybe we could stop spending billions on fighting Superman?

Politics

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>>87782880
CRUSH SUPERMAN

>>87782880
More anti-Kryptonian weaponry.

>>87782880
Run for president

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>>87782893
We can only steal so many...

>>87782880
I think we should discontinue research in hair growth. We've sunk millions into it and we still havent made any progress

>>87782880
MAKE MORE POLLUTION!

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>>87782912
Get out

>>87782912
Defenstrate him.

>>87782880
Lex, for the love of God. Seventy Billion dollars is a waste of money

Especially when used to kill Superman

Especially by building a mega death ray

>>87782880
i know this will sound crazy but what if we make a brothel wait wait... with superheroines?

i-i´m fired right?

>>87783080
There is so much erotica about that

>>87783080
We have that, progress is slow

BY BECOMING THE SUPERMAN

>>87783148

No, we have a strip club with super-heroines. The brothel has nothing!

>>87783176
Yeah but at least Livewire puts out

Instead of spending billions on a death ray to fight Superman, why don't we just throw a rock at him?

>>87783216
BRILLIANT!

>>87783203
>Livewire

she is a supervillian not superheroine

I've got this great real estate scheme dealing with the North pole Mr. Luthor , sir.

We have the technology, why don't we just create sexbots finally? I already have some rough drafts of blueprints made up, and they would be able to be customizable to fit any sexual preference!

>>87783216
A billion dollar space rock?

Set a detective or a reporter or someone to find Superman's true identity. I recommend Clark Kent. He's a good, honest man

Good lord Mr. Luthor! I just discovered that Lexsurance's home insurance plan, life insurance plan and health insurance plan all cover accidents that are results from supervillains or super fight collateral.
He have to stop this right away, sir! It's costing us a fortune!

>>87783258
She has tits, right? Does anything else even matter?

So get this. It's a plunger that you attach to your crotch so you can hip thrust your toilet until it's unclogged.

MORE LASERS

>>87782880

Kill Superman

>>87783357
i have tits too anon

>>87783369
Add a fleshlight on the end of it and you may be onto something!

>>87783384
So logic follows that you're a supervillain

>>87783393
And a computer screen mounted on the wall with all your favorite porn bookmarked.

>>87783369
>>87783393
>>87783441
Needs a catchy slogan. What about Productive Pussy Pounding? And a name, something like the Portable Pocket Pussy Plunger or PPPP for short.

>>87783264
Mr. Luthor keeps having them made to look like that Lane reporter for the Daily Planet.

>>87783481
And we can add other attachments to help you clean while you fuck!
>vacuum
>wet mop
>feather duster
>ironing board

>>87783264
D-Do they come in loli flavor?

>>87783644
Oooh ooh! Can we make the vacuum attachment suck at both ends?

>>87783673
I like the way you think Jenson!

>>87783384
I don't believe you. post proof.

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>>87783739

>>87783384
I bet they're sweaty and saggy. The fact that you browse 4chan implies you're the lowest possible stratum in female hierarchy

>>87783782
you have a hair on one of your nips

other than that what cup size are you bby

>>87783672
Only through the underground market. Gotta maintain company policy!

>>87783279
Well, yes. Is there any other kind?

>Suddenly lexcorp is a sex-driven corporate house

Just fap already, you losers

Why no focus our efforts in fighting another superhero, like Booster Gold?

>>87783868
Hey, sometimes your mother needs a break.

>>87783880
I said fap, not sadomasochistic anal rape

>>87782880
Kill the Batman

>>87783919
You shouldn't judge your mother for what she likes done to her anus, Anon. She's putting you through art school. She's concerned about you too.

What a shitty thread

>>87783978
>not having a scat fetish

>>87782880
KILL SUPERMAN!