ITT: Objectively terrible Simpsons characters

>>87780133
Really hated this episode's ending. The girl tells Bart that he needs to let a woman change him. Ha! When women successfully break a man down and change his personality to suit their needs? Women lose all attraction in said man and begin cheating on him. Bullshit propaganda lies.

Women, they don't know what they want and only stupid men care about what they want.

>>87780133

In Zombie Simpsons?
All of them.

>>87780167
Calm down, /r9k/.

>10 year old girl moves to New York and becomes a SNL writer
What the hell was that?

Zooey Deschanel sux.

>>87780133
Bart is ok

>>87780524
Reality, if current SNL quality is any indication of their writers' ages. Bazinga.

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>>87780642
Not in Zombie Simpsons.

>>87780662
I know...

Hurr durr Trump is bad and evil and of racist. RethugliKKKans are bad and evil derp de derp de derp.

>>87780691
>>>/pol/

Wait, why was Mary 13 in this episode and magically dropped back to 10 in the next one?

>>87780662
SNL was always only funny when you were a kid.

You were just happy to be able to stay up that late.

>>87781394
No she just dressed older.

>>87781489
oh

>>87781439
>Muh nostalgia!
Nope. It was on Netflix a while back and '70s was great 80s not so much, 90s was a bit better, and CC reruns of 00s were wonderful whenever Tracy Morgan and Chris Kattan showed up, at least.

>>87780615
Well, she can't voice act for shit...

>>87781021
t.reddit

>>87780339
Truth through

>>87780167 is redpilled as fuck

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>zombie simpsons
>one off character

lisa is objectively the worse simpsons character after she met paul mccartney.

>>87783138
She appeared three times.

>>87783138
Shame really. I honestly thought when the guy died, she could go back to her old self.

>>87783697
oh

>>87780133
the one on the left or the right?

>>87780133
Oh god, this is canon endgame, isn't it?

>>87783805
Paul Mccartney is still alive
you are thinking of George Harrison

>>87784544
he's thinking of john lennon, george harrison was the outlier of the beatles

>>87780133
Langdon Alger

>>87784447
It is?

>>87784559
Yeah but George Harrison died after this episode aired and the Simpsons did an "in memory" titlecard in the end credits featuring a frame of the episode he was shown in.
John Lennon died in the 80s and I cant remember him ever being mentioned on the show.
It seems much more likely that she is confusing Paul with George

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What the fuck was her problem?

>>87784736
The girl that spawned 100,000 shitty R34 pics.

Cordless was one of the only decent Simpsons fanartists ever.

>>87784878
Hi, Cordless.

>>87784616
>Alaska Nebraska
Holy dated topical jokes, Batman.

>>87785131
That was a terrible episode anyway.

>>87785211
Waverly Hills 9021-D'oh?

>>87785318
Whatever the fuck it was called.

>>87785318
what I liked about this episode, is that for an episode that focused on pop culture, nothing felt forced. The Alaska Nebraska thing was spot on and when the girls used their cell phones to text, they didn't execute it with some lame joke. Instead, they kind of acknowledged it as if it was normal and part of modern culture (which it is). I liked the joke of Homer tea-bagging his enemies while playing video games. The xbox and wii reference didn't feel like they were taking some lame shot at the video game industry, but instead just recognizing the 2 out of 3 main consoles in this day of age. I don't know who the writer of this episode was, but I'm going to guess...... Matt Selman? He's usually the best writer when it comes to displaying pop culture in the show.

>>87785415
The writer was J. Stewart Burns.

>>87785318
>>87785415
i'd also like to add that i actually liked ellen page's voice acting here. for some reason, her voice tone actually seem to fit into the situation very very realistically not forced or anything

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>>87785446
These 2 had a kid?
sheeiiit

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>>87783069
Shes number one on the west side you fuck.

>>87780133
I saw "Apocalypse Cow" when it first came out, why are they trying to convince us they used to be an item when it clearly never happened?

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>>87783138
Wait, you began hate her at the point she decided to become a vegetarian?
What is your beef with vegetarians?

>>87786263
>What is your beef with vegetarians?
Carlos pls

>>87786247
Mary was a rather minor character in AC, it was later that they did this other shit with her.

>>87784616

Jessica is top tier and only choice.

>>87786385
>implying Gina isn't...

>>87780167
>virgin detected

>>87786291
AC was an ok episode but kinda stupid.

>>87786447
Explain.

>>87786466
First act
Wow, that rabbit at the beginning of the act looked really weird.
Instead of this crappy clown/transformers show, why couldn't they have had an episode of Itchy & Scratchy? And it looks like I was wrong about the filler.
The segment with Bart driving the tractor was kind of long without much payoff, although the joke about the manure shooting out Pirates of the Caribbean 3 DVDs.
Wait... I thought it was called the 5H club now...
Mary's voice sounds too old. She sounds like a teenager.
Wow, a montage that doesn't have some kind of pop culture song, that's something they don't do often.
Nice montage, but again it didn't have much of a payoff considering that it was a minute long.

So far, so good. They did an okay job of building Bart's relationship with Lou, but there wasn't much for laugh out loud moments. 3/5.

Second act
Oh great, another meta reference, this time for Tress MacNeiile. They took a great scene that started with Bart feeling bad with and ruined it by mentioning her.
This episode has some nice animation, well done Nancy Kruse.
Damn, her father is Cletus.
They missed a chance for a nice meta reference, they could have had Cletus dancing like Homer did when Lisa played a jug in Homer the Vigilante.

Overall, not a bad act. Again, not a lot of laughs, but some nice buildup, mixed in with some terrible jokes (Barry Bonds, the growth hormone thing). 3/5.

>>87786495
Third act
Damn, they are making Mary into a one-dimensional hick character like Cletus.
"We name all out kids after stuff that will happen to them. Ain't that right? Stabbed in Jail?" - Best line of the episode.
Dia-Betty is back. At least they use her sparingly, unlike the rest of Cletus' family.
Wow, that's the Plopper moment everyone was excited about?
It's nice to see Homer and Marge trying to help Bart like in the good ol' days.
"Laughter house", not bad, not bad.
It's Apu! Yay!
The marriage stuff kinda ended quickly and was replaced by the Homer/Marge savinf Bart thing.
And, of course, the inevitable "Don't have a cow man" reference.

t. not as bad as I thought it would be, but it didn't have a lot of laughs in it and there were some pretty stupid things.

>>87786466
Hilarious. Mary wasn't stupid. Bart had a cow, man. Homer was funny. The episode didn't feel rushed, nice sequence of events. Clown o Morphs or whatever was really funny, it made me spill bong water everywhere.

>>87780167
Wew lad

It was alright. Homer was funny.

>>87780167
Time to head back to /r9k/ or r/redpill, m80

>>87780133
Smithers

The joke has been driven to the ground. He's gay.

>>87780167
Sounds like you've met some shitty women.
But that has nothing to do with gender.
People are just manipulative and flawed.
I could come up with an equally damning appraisal of men, but it wouldn't be productive to generalize the entire gender as having a single mindset.

Meet some nice normal girls. They exist.
But I suspect you aren't willing to go to the effort to find them.
And if you do, you may be incapable of the required compassion and compromise to sustain a healthy relationship.

>>87786263
>beef with vegetarians

>>87780133
ALL of them

>>87787548
all women are shitty unless you break them to your will

>>87787703
have fun being miserable

>>87787753
have fun being a cuck

>>87787812
I like to watch

>>87787548
I've had a few gfs and bfs before, and I can tell you that women tend to be more manipulative and irrational when it comes to...everything, really. Especially relationships. I think men tend to love in a more pure manner, while women usually prefer gratification and material stuff.
Again, not a woman scientist or any bs like that, just talking from experience

>>87780133
all the guest stars?

>>87787951
and that is why it was a mistake to give them the right to vote