Let's face it, Marco isn't royal material. He doesn't have the things needed to become a king, no matter what kingdom. He doesn't even want to become a king, just a janitor.
>>87779088
excuse you he's obviously gonna grow up to rule hell with tom
>>87778923
>Star writing Tomco smut
Because Star hates Tom, I wonder if her Tomco stories has Tom being an absolute bottom that Marco completely dominates.
Maybe some public humiliation play
>>87779088
He doesn't want to be a janitor. The idea was planted to him by the guy who was working for the jealous Tom.
In the very same episode he clearly expressed desire to be a royalty.
>>87779088
>Implying Marco wants to be a janitor
Get the fuck out Tom
>>87779137
Be co-ruler with Tom in hell, have Star as the beard, thus making him also a king of Mewni.
Sweet life of double king
>>87779137
Good. Time for Gypsy queen of Mewni to take her prize and rule the streets.
Tell Janna something nice!
>>87779161
You're right, he doesn't want to be a janitor.
He wants to be Queen.
>>87779137
>rule mewni with star
fixed that for you
>>87779208
You smell
>>87779234
>>87779208
Adequate taste in Romantic poet.
>>87779088
he'd make a hell of a wazir though
>>87779146
>ywn read Star's fanfic about Marco's adventures as a kung-fu power dom
>ywn read Starfan13's superior fanfic about Marco's adventures as a kung-fu power dom
>>87779088
>just a janitor
Will he do itfor free
>>87779262
bad taste, Rousseau is superior, philosophy>poetry
i wonder how girls like jackie who hit puberty first feel when they get that hourglass figure first and their classmates still look like skinny fridges
>>87779269
what if during the friendenemies duet Starfan13 was passing by the street and saw everything and now she's also Tomcofan1?
(i want these fics too)
>>87779368
I said adequate. For poetry. It's a literary back-handed compliment.
I'd much prefer if she would liked Romantic music.
>>87778662
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOroFwdupU
Unlikely and strangely appealing!
>>87779557
best ship for Tom
>>87779137
He's always wanted to become Queen. I'm sure that with Miss Heinous' excellent princess training he'd make a grand Queen to rule by Tom's side
>>87779480
>Tomcofan1
Unlikely.
Because that's ME!
>>87779150
Yet he doesn't do anything about it and would much rather stick his dick inside a future heroin addict.
>>87779632
Give it time. We all know Jarco isn't going to be permanent.
>>87779150
>>87779601
I remember when a character acting slightly effeminated used to be a stock joke, not a proof of transgenderism
>>87779480
I could see it, it was so over-the-top romantic
>>87779663
Oooh I member
>>87779088
>just a janitor.
Get off 4chin Tom
>>87779663
Isn't the present glorious? So much understanding.
>>87779663
Who the heck said anything about transgenderism anon
BY THE EMPEROR
STARCO WILL REMAIN CUTE AND PERFECTSTARCO WILL REMAIN CUTE AND PERFECT
>>87779663
It's still not. With over exposure of information in every direction, you'll come across pockets of misguided dumb-ass groups. Just like in the real world. (Flat-Earthers, etc)
from last thread, sorry late reply;
>>87777648
Professionalism
They made a 550-page webcomic "in preparation" for this one and have a 3-year degree from graphic design / illustration, so I guess it's just the insanely fast drawing skills one develops after having practiced drawing professionally for a full 9-5 work day erryday for the past 4-5 years.
Also I think they did a kickstarter or smth for the book version of the comic, which pre-sold quite nicely, essentially netting them an amount of money corresponding to a couple of year's decent pay even with the printing and shipping costs reduced - so it's literally their day job now, and they have a high work ethic.
Still, a single person doing the story, lines, inks, colours, lettering, everything - putting out a page per day is a crazy fast pace. It's just knowing what you do and working hard.
But yea SSSS is a nice comic. A bit slow-paced, so if someone's thinking it'll be full of gritty grimdarkness and fast action just because it's got zombies in a post-apocalyptic setting, they might get disappointed - it's more a slice of life story about friendship, just in a tank with occasional skirmishes. But I like it
>>87779755
Someone has a real love/hate boner for the trans-drama and wants everyone here subjugated towards it.
>>87779663
I member too.
But then they went all
>"Marco is ashamed of his OWN BODY."
Cringey ass Naysaya. This shit is getting too blatant now, it's not very subtle anymore.
I'm not really happy with this whole Trans thing.
Why cannot he just be a beautiful sissy trap Queen without needing a "Coming out" party?
>>87779809
in the name of the emperor, it shall be done
And River was royal material?
>>87779716
Remember when we all hated Tom and snapped at any other non-Starco Shippers?
Remember when Tom and Tomco has less than (3) whole fans?
I member.
>>87779608
Starfan13, it's you?!
>>87779837
BEING ASHAMED OF YOUR OWN BODY WHEN YOUR AT THE AGE OF PUBERTY IS NOT A SIGN OF A TRANS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDS.
>>87779837
>socially awkward teen boy
>not ashamed of his own body
Besides, Marco wants to be manlier
>>87779858
best of the best, suited to the role and wants it rather than wanting a normal life
>>87779864
we still do, its just that some people have decided to come out of hiding, now that there is some real ammo to use, and
>>87779832
Nah.
There's maybe 1 person trying to push the actual trans drama.
Then there are several-ish people who like Princess Marco, which is more trap / crossdressing / gay weirdness. I don't know, I like the idea of his slight reluctance mixed with guilty appreciation of wearing girly dresses. I think the vast majority of people spamming princess marco in a dress don't see it as him actually wanting to be a girl. It's just Marco in a dress.
...Mewni is a matriarchy, what exactly is he not qualified for? He wouldn't be making big decisions, he would be looking pretty for the press and teaching kids to eat healthy.
>>87779876
who are you capsing at anon
chill
>>87779876
The only other conclusion to take from it is
>Marco is insecure about his lack of masculinity and wishes he was stronger or manlier
Does Marco, Trap Queen Princess of Saint Olgas the 1st seem to fit that description?
Look I was in denial too but I'm just saying don't be surprised if they go this dumb route. And not the Ranma Tomco route that many of us all wanted.
>>87779921
Marco isn't a native Mewni? Tainting the blood-line with earth blood?
>>87779663
I member Josh form Drak and Josh as well.
>>87779958
That joke is fucking old. It's very easy after all.
>>87779948
It's already tainted with manlet blood
>>87779878
>Character comfortable in a dress
>Ashamed of own body
>Wants to be Queen
>Sings boyband duet with emo demon price
>Besides, Marco wants to be manlier
He certainly has a funny way of showing it. Why cannot you just accept that Marco wants to be a semen-guzzling trap faggot qt?
>>87779947
Did you even watched that episode? Marco was complaining why Star didn't make his disguise as one of the guards instead.
>>87780007
By that tumblr logic then Bart Simpson, Timmy Turner, Spongebob and Bugs Bunny are all trans.
>>87780007
>Why cannot you just accept that degenerates like me want Marco to be a semen-guzzling trap faggot qt?
>>87780007
whats with all this gender politics?
shouldnt we be talking about magic and rainbows and starco?
I'm hoping season 2b will have episodes of Moon and River in their youth.
can a therapist answer why I have a thing for teeth
>>87780093
That would be cute. River's family seems so rowdy like vikings, him as a little prince in the comics doesn't really makes much sense.
>>87780037
>Timmy Turner, Spongebob and Bugs Bunny
Well I mean the homo undertones are all there. We've just come a long way in depicting traps since a crossdressing rabbit molesting Elmer Fudge..
>>87779822
I have SSSS bookmarked, and I'm waiting for them to build up a massive archive before I binge it.
But yeah, their scene-framing and coloring skills are beautiful. Even if the story is meh (dunno if it is yet or not) I'm still gonna binge it just for the beautiful artwork.
Her, the Unsounded chick, and Tom Siddell are the artistic standards webcomic artists should strive for (assuming they're not going for a more simplistic/minimalist style).
>>87780093
>prim and proper lady, with magic powers
>gung-ho and adventurous man, with physical strength
sounds like gender swapped marco and star
>>87780114
It's the same problem why some people have a foot-fetish.
>>87779947
>And not the Ranma Tomco route
i-i-it could still happen ;___;
Ranma was undeniably manly as fuck but didn't shy away from working his womanly curves and donning gorgeous dresses and fishnet stockings if the situation called for it. No-one thought he was a closeted trans person for it.
I don't see why it couldn't be the same for Marco, just with a bit more sensitivity, less arrogant douchebaggery, more graceand maybe an interest in experimenting with Tom.
>>87780007
>Proud of his chest hair
>>87780037
enjoying being an occasionally crossdressing sissy =/= being trans
you have to understand there's a distinction
>>87780139
I have confidence that even if they did make Marco go full trans-Trap they'd still make him kickass everywhere like Star, which I'd be cool with. Fighting monsters in dress with nothing to it, and trying on dresses after.
I'm just not looking forward to that inevitable cringe-worthy "Coming out" episode.
maybe keep 4chan on 4chan and tumblr on tumblr and shut the hell up
Weird and adorable!
I'm surprised people didn't pin SheZow as a trans during it's run in /co/. Just a trap.
This fandom is weird.
>>87780184
>When Marco realizes why he's more attracted to the idea of Jackie than the person
>>87779088
>doesn't have what it takes
On the contrary, he planted the flag on top of the hill.
>>87779088
If we go full McCorkle and get a whole season of Star and Marco being a couple it'd be cool to have an episode of her parents secretly judging his worthiness.
At first Moon's not sure about her daughter dating some peasant but gets won over by how classy and responsible he is.
River thinks he's too soft until he sees Marco take out monsters with his bare hands.
By the end they both ship it.
>>87780193
>Having so much tribalism you start identifying with a website
What do you want "4channer" on 4han to do, start posting pepe and pedobear memes?
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
what in the FUCK is this thread
>>87780184
>I'm just not looking forward to that inevitable cringe-worthy "Coming out" episode.
It's not going to happen to Marco. Just like how so many SUG faggots strongly believing on the whole Connie on her period episode was gonna happen. Then they got all pissy when it didn't happen.
>>87780228
yes
>>87780229
it ain't happenin anon
>>87780242
memes anon, memes
>>87780210
>Marco gets so curious about Jackie he actually convinces Star to let him try a day in her life
>Accidental Body Swap episode
>Marco gets so attached to throughout he actually starts actively forgetting himself and settling into his Jackie identity
>Episode ends with Star crying with 2 Jackies and begging one of them to turn back, not sure which
>>87780255
Come monday we'll see. If Star shows feelings toward Marco that are beyond just friendship then we might as well make plans for the Starco wedding.
They're from different worlds
>>87780250
>y SUG faggots strongly believing on the whole Connie on her period episode was gonna happen
But they did do that.
The ep was called Mindful Education.Fun fact, ME was actually based on a real therapy/meditative method used in psychology, which was kinda interesting.
>>87780184
I don't think there'd be a "coming out" episode as that would just make it all weirdly serious, even if they'd pull a Marco 1/2 storyline. It'd just be treated as a slightly amusing matter-of-fact necessity. "what? It's comfortable!"
And most likely, in the end Marco would get with Star anyway. Again, Ranma was really shameless about running around as a girl in sexy skimpy outfits, working his curves and flirting outrageously with men in order to get treats or an edge, but this was handwaved away with "haha he likes free dessert treats haha" and he still married Akane in the end and was romantically interested in women throughout the series. No-one was crying about transsexuals or their representation, things just were as they were, it was fun.
But having serious discussions about what, exactly, is going on would ruin it and move it to some serious gender identity discourse level, and I don't think Star vs. is a show like that.
I mean the friendenemies poster was undeniably, unashamedly romantic featuring the fuck-me eyes of romance novels, even featuring Marco in a dress and Tom in an open swashbuckler brigand chest flaunting shirt. They sang a romantic duet. And after that went right back to lusting after girls. It doesn't need to be that serious.
>>87779208
I AM AFRAID OF GOATS AND MUSHROOMS
>>87780309
>In the end she's so heartbroken she just gives in and decides to become Jackie too, forgetting herself permanently
>Then they all f- I mean hug it out
>>87780352
Mindful Education wasn't about Connie being on her period. It's about using her mis-using her skills and fucked up by hurting an innocent kid.
>>87780255
You know what sucks about seeing the future?
Inevitability.
The knowledge that something is going to happen, and no amount of preparation or planning will change it.
So instead you learn to find joy what small, insignificant moral victories you have along the way to your destruction. You push your crushing eventual defeat out of your mind and try to enjoy today.
But it doesn't change anything. You know how this ends. You can read the writing on the wall. Your moment in the sun will pass, giving way to an eternity of dwelling in the shadow of disappointment.
Enjoy today, my friend. Because we all know tomorrow is coming, and it will becute and perfect.
>>87780378
Right.
Because she was on her peri- know what nevermind. You ruined the dumb period joke.
perfect and cute
>>87779208
NICE
LEGS
>>87780424
Is there a way to make a male Star that doesn't look like a twink?
>>87779088
These coming-up stories are about leaving the fantasy land behind so if Starco is endgame, that would imply Star leaving her kingdom and probably her magical powers too for living as a normal human
>>87780527
The hearts on the cheeks probably mean the body would need to be bulked up a bit to balance it out
>>87780527
Not really, Star's body language is a rather important aspect of her normal design, and when transferred over to a male design it looks very twink-like. The cheek hearts also don't help.
>>87780131
So, Jackie is a monster in disguise trying to murder Marco?
I'm a bit behind, and don't feel like watching right now. Could someone catch me up to date since season one finale? Has anything actually happened yet?
>>87779905
Agreed, Marco is one of /co/'s trapfui's.
>>87780362
Maybe Marco was heterosexual, but couldnt deny sexual atttaction to Tom.
So maybe a 2 on the Kinsey scale
>>87781024
who is the artist that made this sexy pic
>>87780217
>Got invited to the family gathering
>Happy with him sleeping/living so close to her
I got the idea that they already do.
Maybe that weird comic done by the sonic pedo might have some grains of truth to it.
>>87780986
A lot, actually
Ludo has half of the crystal of Star's wand and is gathering forces or something
Other monsters are stealing corn from Mewnians
Buff Frog is now a proud father and is friends with Star (despite stealing corn from her father)
Toffee had supposedly planted his finger in Star's wand before his death, which was causing the wand to malfunction
Marco confessed that he has a crush on Jackie and they are now becoming a couple. Star is jelly, but doesn't realise it yet
Tom is now over Star. He and Marco are now buddies and hang out sometimes
Marco finally got red belt at karate
Glossaryk is actually very ancient and has been training Star and all the other Queens before her
He, Queen Moon Butterfly and other members of some magical committee are concerned because something is draining the power of magic from the Universe
One of the Queens up the line married a monster and disappeared. It is speculated that she may be Toffee's ancestor
Toffee himself was actually allegedly immortal. He wan enemy of young Moon Butterfly, it was her who cut off his finger, using the "darkest spell"
Miss Heinous is looking for Star and Marco for destroying her school. She still believes Marco is a princess
>>87780362
>Married akane
Fucking self insert kept ruining the series
why are people that go with the "they're trans theory" always the worst people
>>87781480
Because they're usually people that deliberately look for non-issues to treat like an issue and complain about
>>87781367
Here:
http://themanwithnobats.tumblr.com/post/153352921077/marco-alp
>>87781427
Well, I guess I need to start watching again.
>>87781423
River is under the impression that Marco is her boyfriend but I wouldn't say that he ships it.
>>87781468
True, Akane was undeniably worst girl. Macho chick, built like a brick, can't even kick, cooking makes you sick.
Or perhaps she was a bit better than Kodachi, but not much.
>>87781427
This thread needs more Toffee.
who /stillwaitingforthemtohaveanormalconversation/ here
I want to fuck the Butterfly so badly
The Bon Bon The Birthday Clown poster remind me to this
>>87779088
>He doesn't have the things needed to become a king, no matter what kingdom.
Neither did River, a barbarian from a barbarian family, but he's king of Mewni anyway.
Every time I hear about Moon and River I will always be reminded of the song Moon River.
>>87779208
They will never find all the pieces when I'm done with you
>>87779368
We've got intellectuals and literature connosseurs up the wazoo in here.
>>87781938
It's long, long overdue at this point. Here's hoping they can at least manage talking normally in the next episode.
>>87782093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirBWk-qd9A
you wear a dress that one time and BAM! tranny for life
>>87782131
Well, they'll dance, skate and hold hands. I guess they will talk in between.
>>87782238
It's kinda funny how Toffee is literally the guiding hand.
>>87782246
>I guess they will talk in between.
Well therein lies the problem, will they actually talk?
It honestly feels like there should have been an episode or two after Naysaya to set them up at least a little, have them interact a few times before dropping the bombshell with the whole school dance plot line.
>>87782303
Who knows? Maybe Marco and Jackie will end up a couple at the end of Bon Bon and we''ll actually get to see them interact normally.
>>87779663
>>87781977
FOURTEEN
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>>87782380
Who the hell cares, she's a cartoon character.
I don't want to fuck actual 14 year olds
>>87782330
Here's hoping I suppose, if nothing else I'd just like the see less of Marco being incredibly awkward. Watching the episodes where he gets like that is painful.
Marco and Jackie will get together. This will slowly influence Star to start using negative magic. Corrupting the wand even farther to the point it will be as dark as Ludo's wand.
Then finally Ludo will have a completed evil wand.
>>87780550
But for Star, Earth is the bizarre other-world.
>>87779236
Gooooooood
Glossaryk will tell him guys
> be star
> get cucked by marco
> Glossaryk wants to train magic
> fuckthat.jpg
> he ask whats wrong
> tell him everything
> cry like a bitch
> glossaryk left
> hear some noise outside
> marco getting his ass beaten by glossaryk
> holy shit
> glossaryk spill the beans
> welp time to leave the dimension
>>87782039
Ha, she's head over heels for him.
That is to say she's lost her head in this whirlwind romance.
What I'm trying to say isshe gets decapitated and dies
>>87782629
I guess Star will have to run crying to her Mami.
>>87782303
I think that's being done on purpose.
Marco knows fuck all about Jackie, and Jackie knows a little too much about Marco through his awkwardness. The moment they actually do interact, there's a high chance that they will have 0 incompatibility. Which is how a lot of teen dates go.
>>87783204
That's certainly a possibility, but Marco does seem to mesh quite well with people who are quite forward, such as Star, Tom and even Ferguson to an extent. From what we've seen so far from previews for the next episode, Jackie is the one who asks him to the dance and gets him to ride on her skateboard.
I can imagine them getting on rather well, though I do expect the inevitable ending to their interactions to come through Marco missing all the stuff he and Star do, realizing that whilst Jackie is great, Star is what he really wants.
>>87783402
>A magical princess with near God like magic is better than a chick who has a 50/50 shot of getting fat by the time they hit Senior year.
Who woulda thunk?
>>87782238
hey this is pretty neat tbqh
>>87782261
The fact that he was able to generate enough of his hand to grasp that part of the wand horrifies me.
>>87779137
huzzah
>>87779864
i member
>>87780346
is this whole show just Escaflone?
>>87783956
>Holy fuck, he's been stalking me for years.
>Thanks Star! You stopped me from dating a creep.
>>87783956
>Giving that much help to the competition
Not even Star can be that naive
>>87784161
SUCK IT STAR
>>87779208
I shall marry the gypsy queen
I'm pretty glad that Star and Marco aren't going to be together. the idea of a human mixing with a non-human creature is pretty gross.
>>87784233
star is too pure to suck it
>>87779208
>>87783976
That ain't stalking, that's just good looking out.
>>87782561
But Star said it was a great place and she doesn't want to be queen
>>87784139
See >>87783976
She is just showing Jackie how much of a pathetic beta orbiter Marco is, so she dumps him and Star can have him all for herself
>>87784298
Brittney, go to bed
>>87784353
Yeah, that's her arc, growing to accept her destiny as queen of Mewni.
>>87784433
Then Star will become queen and Marco will marry either Jackie or Janna. Problem solved, everyone happy.
How did this week go by so fast? I'm not sure I'm ready to see Starco sink yet
>>87784427
No, Star wants him to bang Jackie. She already banged Oskar and wants him to feel the same pleasure of sex as she did. She's only worried that she'll be ignored because, let's face it, she has the personality of a kitten that wants all the attention.
So are we still gonna do that stream of S1 and S2 before the Mid-season finale?
>>87784468
I'm ready, but those police reports are going to be brutal when Starco fans start blowing their brains out.
>>87782380
Fourteen years old
Fourteen dicks in the hole
>>87784517
Fourteen holes to dick.
I hope Star's 2B will be better than Gravity Fall's 2B
>>87784427
>>87784340
Most girls would find it pathetic or downright creepy. Beta males are the ultimate turn off
>>87784567
Huh?
>>87784567
Well, considering Star 2A hasn't been particularly strong, I certainly hope so.
There's a few great episodes in 2A, but not enough to make it amazing
>>87784567
Unless Nefcy has lost all love for the show, her fans and her life like it with happened with Hirsch, it will be
>>87779948
> implying it wasn't tainted when Eclipsa took the BMC (big monster cock)
>>87784646
That's the secret, though, the queen after her was adopted. There has been no true bloodline since Eclipse.
>>87784607
Hirsch just went out of his way to check out the incest porn of his family-based characters and suffered from cognitive dissonance because he secretly liked it
>>87784646
But we don't know if she already had a kid with her first husband before taking a monster cock.
>>87779809
ONWARDS
>>87784607
I think Alex just burned out from trying to work on every aspect of the show.
I don't think Nefcy tries to control everything like Alex did
>>87784719
NONE PURER THAN STARCO
>>87784597
That's true, but it's not so much stalking as it is some cringey gestures. And whether a girl would find it off-putting depends heavily on the parties involved.
Considering that Jackie asked out Marco to the dance even after the metric shit-ton of spaghetti baggage he dropped on her, I'm starting to think nothing short of a school shooting will stop Marco from scoring
>>87784800
Too bad about Jackie winning the Marco Bowl.
>>87784821romantic false lead to create conflict prior to resolution of the favored pair
>>87784800
Star isn't pure and Marco will only be pure for two more days
>>87784800
> You will never have someone who just loves to hug you
> You will never have someone who just loves to feel your warmth against theirs
> You will never have someone who slowly falls in love with you
> You will never have someone look into your eyes with so much love that you forget everything else
> You will never have someone that you can truly call your soulmate
Or, even worse:
> You had someone like that once, but you lost them
why live
>>87784719
>didn't hold hands with any of the qt foreign exchange students
What a beta
>>87785037
>> You had someone like that once, but you lost them
Anon pls, I watch these cartoons to escape my feels, not re-experience them.
>>87779208Hellfire
would Marco be a good boyfriend for Star? i think it would ruin their relationship
>>87785445
He already dotes over her like a boythang. And they go on outings/hang out 24/7. And they already hold hands and hug all the time.
>>87785482
>they already hold hands
They don't according to Marco
>>87785505
Marco and Star are both in denial about their feelings. Give it time
It was dead from the beginning let's face it.
>>87785561
At least wait until the end of Season 2 to declare Starco dead
>implinyg Marco isnt basically Doomguy
considering he can take on Ludo's flunkies how likely is this?
>>87785578
They could show onscreen sex between Marco and Jackie and Starco would still be clear endgame as long as Star is shown to have romantic feelings for him.
>>87780210
A rare trope that happens in any media really
>>87785687
Oh Koro-Sensei, you're so weird.
>>87785037
But I do.
How I became yours
>>87785711Is calling Yoko Taro(Emil) Koro-Sensei a meme now?
>>87785787
There /is/ a strong resemblance.
>>87785841
is this trying to imply that she's depressed because Marco and Jackie?
Everyone's freaking out about Starco sinking ship, but I'm over here wondering when we'll see that sexy Lizard man again
>>87785841
The USS Starco is done. Join us on the USS Stanna, we have cookies and bigger guns.
>>87785952
Seriously.
The episode's bound to have more of a plot besides shipping shenanigans.
>>87785445
Marco would be a good boyfriend in general, clingy but not too clingy, voice of reason but still goes along with it, stays in shape, good grades ect ect.
If it wasn't for his almost crippling insecurities and no powers he'd be Kim possible level of Gary stu
>>87784703
>>87784646
Considering the cheek mark things, I'd believe Eclipsa produced a legit heir with her first husband and only ran off later.
>>87786170
>stays in shape
How can Marco be insecure of his body? He's slim and trim and athletic based on his karate prowess. He's got to be in great shape for his age.
>>87786192
but he's not uber buff which most people seem to assume means you are scrawny and weak
>>87786192
Maybe some accident when he was younger.
Might be explored later on, seems to pop up too much not to.
Maybe one of the other exchange girls walked in on him showering and laughed at his Diaz one time and he took it badly.
It'll turn out she was just nervous and intimidated or something
>>87786192
I want to say it's not really his appearance in itself so much as he's generally insecure and neurotic.
Don't know how well that holds up since they said ashamed of his body specifically though.
I still hope we get a Starco kiss this episode
>>87786303
he's ashamed of his appearance because he feels ugly and unattractive.
or at least that seems to be the more likely route instead of assuming he has a mental disorder
>>87786406
Really? Even if Starco is end game, I think its still a little early for that.
I wanna see where Jarco goes first
>>87782238
When I open this picture into a new tab toffee disappears, how the fuck?
>>87786192
Have you seen his dad?
Buff
Moustached
Tall
Great Big Booming Voiced
He's even more svelte than his ma.
>>87786475
It's a transparency, numbnuts.
perfect and cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1aFgeRnQ70
>>87786536
it looks like Chat Noir and Korra
>>87786536
I still don't see the point of gender-swapping Star and Marco.
>>87786578
4chans gotta get its delicious brown somehow
>>87786561
That was surprisingly well put together.
>>87786406
You really want that Starco kiss? Just stick jalapeno peppers jalapeno peppers in your eyes. I promise that this will guarantee that Starco kiss becomes endgame
>>87780210
Just like in The Great Gatsby
>>87779208
"A warrior's death... I could not ask for more!"
>>87782330
Marco will be riding Jackie's skate and that's the most Marco/Jackie thing
Bonus points if Jackie also use karate
Double bonus points if they use this to save someone somehow
>>87783956
I'm still impressed Marco can fix a broken door like that.
>>87784719
Wait, who's that girl kissing Marco?
>>87785841
wait, is 'verses' the correct spelling
I've been using 'versus' for literally all my life
>>87780225
>tfw your stupid uncle won't stop asking for loans
>tfw his weird pipsqueak sidekick won't stop hitting on you
>>87780250
Eventually there'll be a good cartoon series that does explore those themes Tumblr wanted cartoons to explore and then I don't know how I'll think.
>>87786578
It's for people that are in denial about wanting to fuck Marco.
>>87787014
I just wanted to suck his COCK
GODDAMMIT WHY CAN'T I SUCK MARCO'S COK
>>87787027
Because he's not real anon.
>>87786967
Nah, it's definitely "versus."
Storyboarder just spelled it wrong.
>>87786967
It's "versus", but apparently there'll be singing and so the verses of that song will probably be a plot point. I'm not sure if it was Brian H Kim who mentioned that he gets to sing in this ep. I could misremember. But possibly Bon Bon will pull some dark magic incantations or such
It's a pun, kinda, or a hint
>>87787082
Yeah, "I wrote music and sang for Bon Bon"
http://brianwithanh.tumblr.com/post/153321298346/amelia-lorenz-giancarlovolpe-arythusa
>>87779088
>a janitor
Speaking of, I think a few of us Star-anons should apply for janitor spots, see if we can't moderate the influence of wack-a-mole mod.
>>87787182
No way a star fan will ever get janitor, much less influence a Mod. Star Wars, maybe, but not a Star Vs.
>>87787182
You're gonna end up getting a mod cherry-picking favorites in arguments that way.
>>87779088
Marco will become king but he wouldn't be a ruler. He will be more like a trophy husband. He will take care of the castle and be Star adviser.
>>87787249
I actually think it would be the other way around. Star is technically the ruler, but everybody pretty much knows Marco is the one keeping the kingdom afloat.
>>87787249
>Star being a ruler
>Not just being the figurehead while poor Marco has to do all the work
>At least he gets to smash that butterfly puss
>>87787302
>>87787315
You guys are really ruining my femdom fantasy here.
>>87787322
Sexual femdom is still there, but legislative femdom is not there.
Or is it executive femdom? Are there branches of government in (what seems like) absolute monarchy?
>>87787322
Fetishes are fine anon, but don't destroy characters to apply them.
Can you honestly see Star being anything other then a Figurehead?
>>87787322
Well. I imagine Star would probally manage most military matters. But administrative, economical, and diplomatic matters would probally be handled by Marco.
I mean, could you honestly see Start managing taxes?
>>87787333
Yes and no. While a king does have unlimited power in a absolute monarchy. He does still need to delegate a massive amount of tasks, if only to make sure he doesn't die from stress.
>>87787370
True enough, but delegation does not equal separation of powers. Although kings have underlings that do work in separate fields of government, full power still belongs to the Monarch.
I think the closest thing to a 'separate' branch is probably the Church, but then again in some monarchies the religious supreme leader is under the king's rule.
I wonder if Marco would be fine with absolute monarchies, though.
this outfit is the cutest outfit in the show
>>87787647
Yes.
>>87787647
Would be cuter if Marco wore it imo
>>87787668
marcos suit is cute as is
http://starvstheforcesofevil.wikia.com/wiki/Star_vs._the_Forces_of_Evil_Wiki?useskin=oasis
WHY STARCO IS WINNING THE POLL?!
YESTERDAY TOMCO WAS LEADING!
WE MUST TURN THE TIDE!
VOTE TOMCO!
>>87787693
Starco has won every poll I've seen, usually by huge margins. Right now there's a couple of anti-Starco folks running around, but they're still a minority.
Also, judging ships by fan headcount is probably the worst metric I can think of. At least Haikus were creative.
Hey guys. I just wanted to give an update for anyone who's interested in what I'm up to.
First I want to apologize to some of the requesters who I said I was going to do stuff for them. I've scrapped the sleep over drawing because I'm totally unsatisfied with it. I think there is a shitty WIP on Booru.
Pic related is the line art for the Hotline Echo Creek that anon asked for. I really want this one to be good so coloring it is going to take a while. I'm still learning how to digital color so I'm pretty critical of myself.
I worked on the Manna animation a little this morning and found myself making numerous changes to keyframes. I have to redo Marco's legs. they're not working at all. I'M NEVER going to bitch about how long ZONE takes again. this shit is hard.
Right now, I'm open to requests(sorry I'm not doing lewds right now.). They're going to be sketches though and will not be colored. At least not by myself.(shout out to the awesome dude who colored my princess buscemi drawing. it was really well done.)
And to contribute to the thread... there's not enough Kelly.
>>87782610
>Glossaryk unleashes his true form
>Goes like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iqM6iy7sY
>>87787827
Glad to have you back, Pizza!
Please draw me something with Brittney. Brittco maybe? Or anything you want, really.
>>87787880
here you go
>>87787880
fml
>>87787953
Thanks senpai
>>87787333
>>87787343
>>87787355
You guys don't understand. When I've watched this. I just want Star to be the dominant one.http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1834957
>>87787970
I don't see what's the problem? In bed, this is exactly what's going to happen. But in politics, she's hardly going to do any ruling herself, she's just too irresponsible, so Marco will be doing most of the governmental business for her.
>>87787827
Are you still here?
Requesting this but with Star instead.
>>87780199
Probably because the guy got super powers by transforming, so he had a reason to wear a dress other than wanting to be a girl.
>>87786561
like
>>87788067
yup I indeed am still here,
I'll be here all morning
>>87784307
How long was she dating Tom?
>>87788179
3 days
>>87787333
In England the king was the executive and could rule through the royal prerogative but needed to summon parliament (the legislator) to pass new laws and raise taxes.
Fun fact: after Oliver Cromwell removed the king parliament wanted him to become the new king, rather than Lord Protector, because the powers of the king were known and limited but the powers of the Lord Protector were not.
>>87788179
8 hours.
>>87788179
12 minutes
>>87779208
I'd rape your ass till the end of time, you gypsie mongrel slut.
>>87788179
I'm guessing 6 months
Anyhow definitely long enough to french with and get groped by him, possibly more. She seems to have a thing for delinquent rebel types so it's possible she thought getting heavy with him was deliciously bad-ass and rebellious
Seriously though, the way she is with Oskar now - she was like that with Tom for some time, and he apparently ran with it
Imagine
>>87788247
Marco was born here tho
Its Star who needs to boot
>>87781423
What comic?
>>87788252
>Marco was born here tho
Like that matters. He looks foreign.
>>87787668
It looks about the same.
>>87787693
Somehow there's way more Tomcofags than I expected
>>87788252
this
Star is the illegal here, m8. She bribed her way in the school too
>>87788692
Why does Starfan have a t-shirt with her name printed on it?
>>87788689
They're on tumblr, mainly. I'd guess that the 4chan and reddit fandoms are skewed towards males, so there's less popularity for male/male ships.
I've seen it in other fandoms too - sometimes a ship has very little support on 4chan or reddit, but a rather vibrant shipdom on tumblr
>>87788783
Yeah but the fact they exist in droves to match even so much as Starco still surprises me, regardless of most of them being on Tumblr.
I've seen them on Tumblr but the numbers still aren't what I quite expected.
why isnt tomxjackie called tackie
>>87787693
Starco is the most popular ship in the fandom, anon, it's a fact. It's cool, no need to go all caps.
Here, have some Iraqi Tomco
>>87788849
>being so fujoshit that you'd risk getting literally stoned to death to draw tomco
can tom like.. bleed?
>>87788796
There's also a bunch of Russians on their own site, like this Russian version of facebook, vkontakte, and they have an active tomco subgroup with some 4000 followers and in my understanding urged fans to go vote. At least I saw a pic of the poll, I don't speak Russian, but I assume that was it.
I'm not sure how active they're on English-speaking sites, but it could explain at least several hundred votes, I guess
>>87779663
I MEMBER THAT
Someone should help me fill the VOID that Kelly left in our hearts by being a one off character
>>87788869
I'm really tired and maybe didn't express myself clearly - I meant that it could explain a lot of votes seemingly "from nowhere" because there's a thousands-strong pocket of Russian tomco shippers who maybe aren't normally that visible in normal English-speaking fandom sites.
>>87788885
No.
>>87788862
They think it's totally worth it, apparently
>>87788712
You don't have a t-shirt with your name printed on it? Shame on you.
>>87788885
here's a doodle
lets pray the homos away
>>87788961
Does Tad even eat, or does he just drink water, absorb nutrients by covering himself in mud, and bask in the sun?
>>87788974
you'll never get rid of me
>>87788990
Let's pray the gay away.
>>87789009
hissssssssssss
>>87788866
Don't see why not, perhaps it takes a certain type of weapon to do it, something holy or whatnot.
>>87788817
Because it's not tacky hue hue
Tomckie is nicer
Priest Tom or Priest Marco?
>>87789015
>>87789009
never
>>87789102
pls stop it actually burns
>>87789095
>Tomckie
I still can't decide if that ship is completely ridiculous or actually pretty neat.
>>87788171
Sorry, I had to kill the flower
>>87789112
>>87789152
HAHAHAHA excellent!!!
I only put a flower there because I forgot what went on that dress.
>>87789152
Incredible.
>>87789160
ok jokes over it kinda overstayed its welcome
>>87788981
Maybe Tad absorbs nutrients from Kelly. Inter-species romance must be very strange for their kind.
>>87789152
gave me a hearty kek
>>87789151
>>87785841
Star is going to destroy the world. See >>87782039
>>87787531
I don't think he cares, at least not enough to try and institute a democracy if he really does marry Star.
>>87789265
glad to see tad out of that picture. I hate him.
>>87789412
Not a big fan of the Starco child, but the Mackie kid's pretty aces.
>>87789412
I'm glad there are these comics to tide us over. I'm also annoyed because it means I can't leave not!/sveg/.
>>87789412
That's great.
>>87789412
Jarco kid >>>>>>>>>>>>> Starco kid
>>87789151
That's an improper use of dimension scissors.
>>87789467
You can leave during the Mid-season hiatus
marco would make a great mother
>>87788252
With Marco's bad luck, he'll be deported anyway
>Marcos Diaz, you have to go back
>But my name is Marco! I was born here!
>They all say the same
>>87789589
>tfw the Season finale is about Trump deporting illegal immigrants and its revealed Marco's parents are illegals
>>87789589
>Trump will deport every non-white regardless of whether they are legal, illegal or US-born
Can this meme die already
>>87789574
Would Tom make a good mother?
>>87789621
>making fun of bureaucratic incompetence
>STOP TRIGGERING ME! MUH GOD EMPEROR!
>>87789655
how could this happen to meeeee
>>87789621
Only if Trump stops being a awful person. And, call it a educated guess if you want, i don't see that happening.
freckles are hawt
>>87789670
He could have been a mother to me.
Can we stop discussing politics
This thread is for happy
>>87789675
Trump is incompetent, but I don't think he wants to deport legal immigrants and/or US borns
>>87789412
Fire Emblem awakening 2 is looking great.
>>87789655
Star have really small bazonkerdodders
>>87789687
All politicians are awful. Its impossible for them to be good
>>87789705
I don't think he can, even if he wanted
>>87789412
Clearly Marco has to chop off his dick to make them both disappear
>>87789724
Yes. But there is such a thing as degrees of awfulness.
>>87789733
I think just his balls would suffice. You need your dick for things besides sex.
>>87789717
>>87789762
Yes. He is, that doesn't take away the fact he's still a awful sorry excuse for a human being.
>>87780629
Link to the fic? I dont think I was able to read it.
>>87789615
>tfw Trump, or at least a blatant expy of Trump, is the main villain of season 3.
>>87789761
But he needs the balls for more chest hair
>>87789824
It's generated some laughs though.
>>87789831
No joke at all, I would immediately drop the show.
I hate politics in cartoons
>>87789824
I feel like both sides are massive crybabies
>>87789691
Yes they are.
>>87789863
True. Very true
>>87789849
first time he's been funny for years
>>87789705
Come on, it's an old joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWbIxFKtTmE
That guy was arrested because a typist killed a fly while typing and confused Tuttle by Buttle
>>87789864
>>87789850
I would be mostly fine with it since i hate Trump. But i do think it's a stupid idea.
>>87789863
Absolutely. Well, expect for the rational people stuck in the crossfire.
>>87789863
literally every side in every argument ever has a bunch of loud crybabies in it
it's amazing how so little people seem to realize this
>>87789940
I don't like Trump either, but that would make the show less fun to watch.
I watch cartoons to escape reality
When the fuck did this Star vs thread become a politics thread?
>>87789831
Well, interdimensional creatures cause a lot of destruction on Earth and the kingdom of Mewni basically sent a walking H bomb to our world without consulting the UN or any embassy so there are valid reasons to fear them and wanting to build an interdimensional wall. The problem is this a kids cartoons regardless the vast majority of the audience are hipsters and they tend to evade moral ambiguity. The political climate is too hot right now. Marco being hispanic make things worse because he'd be called out a soap box or an uncle Tom, no middle point.
>>87790002
Left's got louder ones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSoTX8xzqDI
I noticed Marco keeps his skinny jeans through the rest of the episode. Also:>Tight jeans but no outrageous bulge
>The (D)iaz is a lie
>>87790127
>1/19/16(Sat)08:44:01
>>87790127
The moment that people started responding to /pol/ shitters, rather than ignoring them or telling to to fuck off.
>>87790009
I really dislike escapism as a concept, but i do think overt political messages nearly always results in bad storytelling.
>>87790129
I would like a story-line about Earth considering Mewni a possible threat. Just not as a metaphor for current events.
>>87790452
cute and perfect.
>>87789412
After seeing this Marco should clearly stick his dick in Jackie to have the superior child
>>87789412
>"Ooo-kay, this is weird... Let's not do anything drastic. Marco, they're both your children, talk to them... Marco? Marco?!"
>but Manna kid has already lead him away to safety
How would Safety Kid, Mr. Always Wears a Latex, Mr. Planned Parenthood, react to an unexpected pregnancy?
>>87789146
Well I hope you like it because I drew fanart for it instead of working, because I like to live dangerously and procrastination is a bitch
>>87788189
>>87788201
>>87788206
>>87788241
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
>>87779837
He's 14. OF COURSE HE'S ASHAMED OF HIS BODY.
Is there an alignment for SVTFOE like "chaotic evil" "lawfully good" etc?
>>87790654
>and then the Ponyhead/Marco kid appears and attacked Marco
>"WHY DO I EXIIIIIIST"
>>87780117
The comic was probably made without knowledge of the episode and the writer assumed River was a pampered princeling without realizing Mewni had multiple branches of royalty with different traditions.
>>87789655
but.....thats stealing
They're just as cute as genderbents if not more
>>87780184
oh man are you one of the guys who came over from SU. is that what this is.
>>87790701
Freak out about the responsibility of it all and the cost of child-rearing
>>87780362
People now call Ranma problematic, btw.
sigh.
>>87790621
How is he superior? He only looks so badass because he has to survive in a nuclear warnicorn blast wasteland. He comes from the darkest timeline, where the evil forces took over the Universe, because Marco didn't stick with Star and alone she wasn't strong enough to defeat them.
>>87790767
THIS
I was ashamed of my body when I was a teenager.
I'm pretty sure everyone goes through it, whether they're good looking or not
>>87790848
>>87789655
Yeah, some fans have an interesting concept of morality to the tune of "the character I like can do whatever, while the character I dislike can be treated however"
>>87790800
No but you can do one
>>87790701
He'd frantically start buying all kinds of baby stuff and guide books and shit like at 5 AM. He would always worry twice as much as Star.
>>87790864
>SU
whut
There are no traps or trans people in SU, there's zero discussion about that shit in /sug/, it's all just gem waifufaggotry and whining about lore or the lack of it
>>87790954
>B-b-but Jasper is coded as trans, also Lars is very clearly trans!
>>87790950
Marco will be so caring, Star's normal parenting style will seem like neglectful abuse
>>87790977
Literally never seen that shit at /sug/ and I've been there over a year. Also how the fuck would Jasper be coded as trans, bitch uses female identifiers, has a curvy hourglass waist, massive 80's glamrock mane and wears eyeliner. Are you just pulling shit out of your ass
>>87790856
Where's pussyslanted Jackie
>>87791015
>I've been there over a year
Why are you lying?
>>87791015
Because she's "masculine"
and with that i mean she's violent and has big muscles
>>87790848
Then Janna's corrupted them both.
>>87791095
I'm not?
>>87790867
His parents are loaded and don't seem to be the kind to kick out their kid for knocking up a girl. They might make him get a job though.
if I wanted to talk about su id be in their thread but look the is the not/sveg/
>>87790909
He has got Ann anti-magic gun. Clearly Star is the force of evil in his timeline
>>87788961
Why is Kelly blushing at the berry?
>>87791269
she's gonna fuck it
>>87791015
Nobody on /sug/ is that crazy, this is all from tumblr.
Japser is so muscular and butch, so she clearly must be "coded" as "assigned male at birth". And Lars was clearly a girl who became a boy, because he ties too hard to be manly and feels uncomfortable with his full name Laramie, which is mostly a girls' name, or something.
I can't even begin to imagine the mental gymnastics one has to forego to come up with such bullshit. Even trans Marco theory looks credible next to this
>>87791230
Star died a martyr trying to stop the evil from taking over the Unvierse, but clearly it wasn't enough
>>87789412
Is it wrong that I want to ship the Starco kid with the Jarco kid for some cross dimensional incest?
>>87789412
>Jarco kid is wearing a time tape measure thing from Gravity Falls
>SvTFoE is in the same reality as GF
Why do I want this so much?
>>87791372
I love me some wincest just as much as the next person, but they are quite literally from two different worlds. Not just the society, but reality itself will never accept them. The universe will be consumed in a paradox if they stay together for too long.
>>87791432
Because you have taste
>>87791372
I had a similar thought. Temporal paradoxes make for great ships.
>>87791449
Nah. Timelines can co-exist across dimensional lines. The key difference of their realities is who their dad hooked up with.
As long as their timelines are distinct enough in their differences to remain separate they should still be stable.
>>87791290
>>87791015
Just look at this shit.
https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/153339481753/
>>87790848
when has Star ever given two shits about the law
>>87788866
HE WILL.
>>87791561
>tumblr
We were talking of /sug/ in my understanding
>>87790710
Nice drawing! I like this ship. A chill girl like Jackie is going to benefit Tom's anger issues. Plus it removes two obstacles to cute and perfect at once.
>>87791691
Initially, no.
>oh man are you one of the guys who came over from SU. is that what this is.
>>87791691
we should be talking about /sveg/
>>87791693
Also, it's an actually interesting ship that's not a Marco ship.
>>87790161
>>The (D)iaz is a lie
No anon, no.
Marco is a considerate young man who would never dream of inflicting his toxic masculinity on the world. So he carefully arranges his Diaz family bequeathment along the waistline of his jeans, and drapes his beloved, and ever-present, hoodie over it.
>>87789412
It's never easy with alien princesses is it? The future where the jarco kid come from seems like it had a war between Earth and Mewni. Better not fuck this up then Diaz!Also have some jantom kid.
>>87791735
right I thought that meant /sug/ because how else would it make sense. Unless anon is actually misguided enough to think that somehow tumblr users, upset at SU for not being progressive and sensitive and safe-spacey and pro-lgbtq and anti-right wing enough, would decide to flock to 4 CHAN instead, in search of a safe haven? Really?
>>87791737
Just pick up a topic and talk about it then
>Marco I'm boooorrrreeddd
>Uh how about we play some board games
>But we've already played all of mine and yours too!
>...
>Oh wait! How about we play THIS one?
>>87791869
>>But we've already played all of mine and yours too!
>>87791812
>ships that need both parties acting very ooc to work
meh
I need that monster!Diaz like yesterday
>>87790895
what
literally what the fuck is wrong with people
do they not have hobbies? Why do they need to try to feel important through whining about meaningless shit like this?
>>87791895
Yeah that's true... but Jane is still cute tho
>>87789412
you know, neither of those HAS to negate the other one.
>>87791832
There was talk about SU fans abandoning ship after the latest episode and jumping onto SvE instead, I thought that's what the anon was referring to when he said "oh man are you one of the guys who came over from SU. is that what this is". I mean, we have one or two trans Marco theory supporters here, what if somehow there are some here who buy the similar shit about SU.
So how's the episode for you guys, just watched it last night
>page turner
It was fun to see gloserik being fucked with and just be annoyed in general.
>read a whole chapter of forbidden dark magic
>"it was meh, not my thing." "*silent yes*"
>Naysay
Marcos got the BIGGEST BALLS, though i thought trying to bribe it would have worse consequences.
>spent hours spilling your own guts to the one you love
>curse cant even do its job, cause fuck you if this is gonna happen imma do it myself
I give both a 10/10, lets see how marco and jackie go on from here. Poor star.
>>87791812
>>87791955
She and Comet are cute together.
>>87792030
It was fun to see Glossaryck getting pissed off and flexing his powers. 99% of the time he's just kooky weird pervert uncle (which is fine with me, but it's good to see he's more than qualified to teach Star underneath all the weirdness). I'm really excited to see Jarco progress, but I'm still wary because Jackie hasn't really had any meaningful development.
>>87791980
Are you sure they're actual theory supporters, and not just paranoid anons mistaking princess marco -fags for trans pushers and lamenting the perceived presence of trans theorists?
I've mainly seen trans shit brought up in a "why the hell would anyone think this" context, and it often seems people are confusing princess marco or Marco 1/2 shit with people actually hoping for trans marco
Honestly I think a lot of anons are just being too paranoid about sjw bullshit spreading
Oskar is a zubat
>>87792124
>"We need to accelerate stars training."
>"mmmmm no."
>"why must you always speak in riddles?! You never give a straight answer."
I wanted a "looking right at the camera" moment.
For a second i thought naysay would be stars subconscious doing dark magic shit to marco and that would lead to SOME discussions
>>87792038
>>87791955
Literally who's
are these some sort of ship OOC AU headcanon fanfic ocs
>>87792253
yep atomicmangos has it all covered
>>87789412
>>87791812
>they actually don't come from two different timelines
>Marco dates Jackie for a while, eventually they break up
>not realising that they conceived a son
>before Jackie even learns about pregnancy, the Earth-Mewni war breaks out
>Marco is presumed dead
>he is actually a fugitive on Mewni
>marries Star, they have a daughter
>she fights against Earth
>meanwhile Jackie's son fights against Mewni
>both sides suffer severe loss
>both sides send them back in time to prevent the war
>the two of Marco's children meet and have a series of fights across the past
>not realising the collateral damage made the Earth public aware about magic
>not realising this alerted Earth about the existence of Mewni
>not realising this caused the war in the first place
>>87792038
Who's Comet?
>>87792367
nice
>>87792221
I think I saw at least one person saying they'd like the actual trans Marco theory to become true, although of course they were pointed and laughed at
would any of you date a mexican guy irl?
>>87792498
No, unless he makes a very convincing trap.
>>87792353
>ship a crackship
>make it "work" through twisting both into ooc versions of themselves
>develop headcanons
>by this time the only thing the characters have in common with the original canon versions are some external markers like name, eye and hair color etc
>invent kids for your ocs-cosplaying-canon-characters couple, name them
>headcanon even further, invent personalities and adventures for your oc ship kids
>marry them to each other
>invent a kid for them, name it
>fanart and fanfics at every point
>other people start to discuss your AU headcanonverse and produce fan content for it
>full on crack AU spinoff thing going up in this bitch
ooookay. I'm honestly glad you've found content you enjoy, anon, but personally that shit puts me off, even when it's for a pairing I ship. The characters always seem to drift too far from who they actually are in canon
>>87789412
How has no one noticed the Gravity Falls time measuring tape?
>>87792498
I've had a huge crush on a Mexican guy and had a fling with a Chilean guy, so very possibly
>>87792571
Everyone did.
>>87792392
I have no idea but I'd imagine it's an OC character who in that headcanonverse is Star and Marco's son.
>>87792498
Ex-gf was Mexican-Jewish, also one of my high school BFFs was a Chinese-Japanese girl who was really crazy about Latinos.
Marco has a fair number of fangirls.
>>87792392
>>87792253
>>87792353
>>87792656
Are you a Phineas and Ferb character?
>>87792678
>I though they liked me for me but they only liked the demon part
>oc kid for Jantom, the main reasoning for which is "Janna would totally be into him, he's a demon and she likes occult stuff and magic powers"
>excluding the demon prince stuff Tom's actual personality doesn't match with Janna's at all
oh the ironing
>>87792678
So lemme get this straight...
Star and Marco have a son, Comet
Tom and Janna somehow get together and have a daughter, Jane
Comet and Jane, in turn, get together and have a daugher?
Wew.
Well, for a start, it should be Jackie instead of Janna, and Comet should be a girl (or at least have a sister, because all Queens are female)
>>87792863
No. The little kid with the Ace cheeks is Comet's sister.
>>87792563
>The characters always seem to drift too far from who they actually are in canon
Honestly you're not alone with being peeved off by this. Reminds me why I hated H*me*st*ck fandom so much. I feel more chill about this though, mostly because it hasn't devolved into full on levels of retardednessyetand it's only one person doing it. Just enjoy the cute. Or don't, that's cool too.
>>87792910
Oh. Well, it makes more sense now
>>87791372
If he hadn't revealed who he was then Jarco kid would have most likely cucked his dad.
>>87792863
No, they actually have twins.
>>87792982
So these are Star, Marco, Tom and Janna's grandkids already?
We need to go deeper. Pair Atlas with Brittney's grandkid and Vega with Ferguson's.
>>87792952
But he very obviously looks like his mother and father...
Then again, that only makes it hotter.
>>87779088
so which Inuyasha ending does the show go for? Marco sticks around in Star's world to be her prince or Star Sticks around in Marco's world to love him
>>87779088
Ok when did ep 13 come out? I've been in these threads all week and never saw it come up
>>87793185
Star is sent home abruptly at the end of season 2 and the rest of the show is spent focusing on Marco and Jackie's relationship
>>87779088
I am very gay /co/, and even I want to see Marco and Star end up together
>>87793241
See? I told yall suckas CUTE AND PERFECT is unbeatable. But tomco is pretty nice too.
>>87783956
Well that's kinda fucking creepy.
>>87791693
>>87791756
Thank you! Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how Jackie develops on monday and whether or not she'd be shippable with Tom. Currently she's still a blank slate.
However, seeing how it'd be a sort of "pair the spares, the exes of the main couple, who are both based on crushes of their respective show exes' real life counterparts" situation. Pottery. Also actually feasible for once as it doesn't clash with starco
>>87789146
Hot headed guy and a calm girl would make a good balance.
>>87792926
I don't enjoy the cute because in my eyes it has nothing at all to do with svtfoe. The characters are all total oc, it's literally just someone pushing their fantasy YA storyworld at me - one that apparently isn't even that original or interesting.
>b-but the original characters
they act very ooc and they're drawn in a generic non-recognisable style. It's just someone's oc characters I'm supposed to care about because the first generation is named Star, Marco, Tom and Janna - even though they act and look completely unrecognisable.
I'm sorry if I'm harsh, it's great if you like that headcanon-fanfiction-storyverse and keep on enjoying whatever you do, truly. But frankly it doesn't have much to do with Star vs. the show at all imo. It's someone's original project, they just used Star vs. as the first springboard off which they jumped into their separate original storyverse.
>>87784506
I really believed in Starco desu
I guess it's more interesting to have broken heart!Star or whatever, so I won't blame the writers, but damn was I confident in Starco
>>87793776
>Actually thinking Starco was going to be canon around mid Season 2
Your writing ability must be as awful as your shipping taste.
>>87786957
A trap version of Star, maybe?
>>87793858
I enjoy these
>>87793858
Ludo should be something Plankton related
>>87786957
One of the old foreign exchange students
>>87793776
NEVER DOUBT STARCO BROTHER
>>87793776
Dude we still have at least 1.5 ahead of us.
Starco is still very likely happening in the end. It isn't simply going to go away just because Marco is currently dating Jackie.
>>87794355
*1.5 seasons
>>87789714
underrated post
Did someone make an alignment list?
Chaotic good = star
neutral good = glossaryck
lawful good = marco
chaotic neutral = janna
true neutral = buff frog
lawful neutral = skullnick
chaotic evil = ludo
neutral evil = Miss Heinous
lawful evil = toffee
what did I get wrong
>>87793858
Maybe Karate Sandy should be Marco instead, along with what >>87793962 suggested.
>>87794595
I think it's pretty accurate
>>87782055
barbarian ROYALTY.
They've got their own coat of arms and everything, they're just the conquering, head bashing, ale quaffing royals you get before you get the types like the Butterflies. What Pratchett called old fashioned Kinging.
>>87779088
So would Marco have to be Knighted to marry Star?
>>87782610
oh like glossaryk cares about Star as anything but a job.
Come on now, if he thought Star being on fire would train her to be a better queen he'd do it.
>>87789412
>Marco bangs both Jackie and Star and gets both
>>87784433
But we've already seen that doesn't mean being her mother's kind of queen, which is what she's really afraid of. A big part of into the wand was letting Star know that every queen of Mewni's been unique.
>>87794595
Your evils are mixed up
Lawful evil=Heinous
Neutral evil=Lido
Chaotic evil=Toffee
>>87786192
Because he's 14.
You're insecure when you're 14. Marco's especially neurotic, which is kind of a bummer because I liked that he was pretty non-beta at first but god forbid I guess.
>>87794895
If Mewni follows irl customs, they'd slap him with some title a short while (possibly mere hours) before the wedding once it'd been indeed established that yes, he's going to marry the princess and no, the princess won't be persuaded to marry anyone else and yes, he's a decent chap and can be allowed to marry the princess.
Duke or Earl of some county somewhere in Mewni that happens to be available. Tadah.
>>87795044
Ah yeah that does fit better. You think Ludo is more lawful than Toffee?
>>87790266
Never happens on these shows. Except Symbionic Titan where the human military had TWO factions debating what to do about Titan, both of whom were legitimate threats to the heroes.
>>87791290
Dude I just meant that the latest SU episode had a bunch of the tumblrites in a tizzy and a bunch vowed to move over and shit over here.
>>87795267
Symbionic Titan was a masterpiece. You really can't compare the two shows. It might be Gendy's best work.
>>87794595
what >>87795044 said
Ludo wants to enslave the universe so i'd say NE, Toffee wants to send it down the drain so CE and Miss Heinous is evil but she does "nothing wrong" so LE
>>87795105
Toffee acts lawful but is ultimately only out for himself. He's got organizational skills but as far as we can see his ultimate goal seems to be wiping out at least the wand, and maybe magic itself.
Which'll fuck up EVERYTHING but benefit him, personally. Ludo's goal of mastering magic for personal gain is way more lawful.
>>87788712
It's not her real name, onviously
>>87788712
printing her face on the tshirt was a little too much for her
>>87795083
Or they'd just name him as a royal consort. He'd be Star's recognized spouse, but would hold no regal authority.
>>87795662
i'm trying to think which other male cartoon character had so much art of him wearing a dress
>>87795694
>but would hold no regal authority.
He would have regal authority over the care and feeding of the Mewni Royal Pucci.
>>87792367
double nice
You making me want to fuck Marco!
...continue.
I really like Princess Marco
>>87795083
This seems the most likely thing.
For comedy purposes they'll probably demote one of Star's prick relatives.
>>87795694
He'd still need some sort of title so it wouldn't be embarrassing, and the crown princess wouldn't officially resort to marrying a filthy commoner.
Like they could literally invent up a dukedom or a made-up title without land holdings. But they'd somehow turn him into a suitable match prior to the wedding for appearances' sake.
I mean being a titled peer or a member of the nobility doesn't mean you have authority. It's just a question of belonging in the right sphere.
>>87796151
They can say he's a prince from Earth, it's not like anyone would know that that's not exactly true
>>87796151
Mewnians don't know about Earth anything, just say he's the Burger King.
>>87795964
Everyone likes Princess Marco
>>87796208
>>87796207
Might just as well invent a title and make it legit, could be embarrassing if they're caught on the lie.
It's really not a big thing.
>>87796151
I don't think Mewni customs are 1-to-1 with how things are done on Earth.
>>87796293
No, but it does seem like the Butterfly family at least is somewhat old fashioned and wants things to be done the proper way. They've got that protocol, pomp and ceremony thing going on.
remember, a real topic
>>87796243
I hate Princess Marco. Crossdressing a shit.
>>87796613
GTFO normie