Divisive Shipping Edition Last thread >>87768552 Gem

>>87773351
Your show is bad and you should feel bad for liking it.

Truly...they were. Steven Demayo and the Crystal Gems.

https://youtu.be/SJPLnuYNA6A

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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves much more

Way to fuck up op

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im bored

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So, was Lapis on Drugs on the first day?

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>>87773370

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So does Andy live next to a bunch of frickin' freaks who constantly use pool without permission, sometimes for the purpose of producing rapist dogs?

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Lappy makes me happy

>>87773440
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/153347652776/its-the-only-solution

>>87773440
that's how she deals with her depression

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Here we go.

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This is canon now

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>87773472
LAPPY IS CRAPPY

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>>87773440
Lappy is always on the drugs.

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>promo comes out
>/sug/: "why is lapis throwing steven at a plane?"
>"maybe it's a dream because of the backround??"
>"maybe plane man did something really bad???"
>episode comes out
>plane man grumps out and leaves
>steven can talk to him while the lap is holding him
>"LAPIS TOSS ME AT THIS MOVING PLANE"
>"ok"
>"OKAY YOU CAN GO NOW"
>"ok"

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i miss my favorite amazonian woman. i want her back.

>>87773467
>bunch of frickin' freaks
check
>use pool without permission
check
>producing rapist dogs
Don't know about rapist... call this one a half check.

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YO! ya-yo, ya-yo
Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!
Here's how the story goes we find out
About a Treasure in the Grand Line
Theres no doubt, The pirate whose eye is on it
He'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates
I'm gonna be king
Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, ho-ho
His name is Luffy
That's Monkey D. Luffy
Gonna be king of the pirates!
He's made of rubber - (female singers) how did that happen?
Yo-ho-ho he took a bite of Gum Gum
Ya-yo, ya-yo
His name's Zolo he's just like a samurai
and a l-a-d-y Nami's not shy
Usopps' doin' that marksman thing
Sanji's cookin'
Chopper's doctoring
Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, hoo-hoo
Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure in the Grand Line!
Ya-yo, ya-yo
Set sail for One Piece!

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Reminder. Lapis is WORST GEM

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>It's an oven cook-top combo

>>87773370
>He doesn't like SU
>He doesn't want Jasper to shove her manly, yet feminine, 12 inch pecker down his throat while lapis watches
Everyone point and laff

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This is canon now.

>>87773519
You can have her back, but you have to become a furry, now.

>>87773514
People's expectations are way too high for this show, it's just a cartoon.

>>87773440
She was on Raven Molisee.

>>87773501
I both do and don't want to know what comes next

BAN /SUG/

WE'RE BACK FROM /TRASH/ BABY

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My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

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does this arouse anyone else? cause it arouses me.

>>87773569
>>87773571
perfect.

>>87773579
No, honestly I'm really disgusted and I would like for you to delete this.

>>87773538
>"PEARL POWERS, ACTIVATE!"
>nothing happens

Pretty much.

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>>>87770353
>hey 1080p mega guy: I think the note with the season 4 shorts should say "these shorts are best viewed somewhere between Mindful Education and Gem Harvest"

Why?

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>"just make garnet's hand move a bit, it's fine"

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Can someone edit this to Andy, Lapis, Peridot and the Pumpkin.

>>87773579
If the ribs were dry rub and not covered in barbecue sauce, I'd agree with you

>>87773529
HASHIRIDASE

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What is the true identity of Steven Black?

>>87773440
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes

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>>87773633

So did the gems just go grocery shopping? Somehow the idea of the gems all going out shopping sounds more interesting than what we got.

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Should Steven go for superior waifu?

>>87773677

>>87773560

>>87773683
I wish that was actual episode.

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>>87773677
drugs haha, shes on drugs, haha druuuugs, haah

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Is Steven the Meatwad of this show?

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Lol, how's she gonna protect her beloved (loved ones) from the right wing death squad ( Or what does she think up about herself ) ?

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>>87773689
Well, it's at least better than Connie.
But we all know what the real superior ship is.

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How dare the hybrid abomination call himself "human"?

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>>87773440

>>87773751
Don't you mean WordGirl?

>>87773530
Go back to your bubble Jasper

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>>87773440
she'd been taking a heaping dosage of these bad boys

Y'know, I like Gem Harvest more evrey time I watch it.
It wasn't that bad after all.

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So did tumblr throw a hissyfit over this episode because Andy was conservative or something?

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http://faelapis.tumblr.com/post/153324652724/one-thing-about-lapis-i-think-were-meant-to-be-a

>>87773785
The hype ruined it. It's a good, comfy episode. I love Andy.

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Is Steven just the first of the hybrid freaks?

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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


It's good what she is only a storyboarder and can't impact on plot

>>87773798
Yes. Some are so pissed they are leaving the show.

Good riddance I say.

>>87773798
I am sure someone did. But there will always been some to throw hissy fits about basically everything.

>>87773801
I agree, doesn't mean I like them pushing off her arc so much. The slow build-up is annoying, especially with all the fucking hiatuses.

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>Warm Piece of Quartz
>Gets bubbled forever
Just shatter her
Remove her from the show
just kill her off sugar, do it
better than being imprisoned until the very end

>>87773785
I swear Andy gets funnier on every rewatch

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>Yo, Steven, Greg and Andy tried this fusion thing.

>>87773751
you like urusei yatsura too?

>>87773586
really makes u think

>>87773579
uh oh boner, not now...

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Now hear me out, what if a human and a gem used potara fusion?

>>87773835
I don't find what I am reading in your image terribly reprehensible.

I saw more salt from many Mitt Romney supporters when he lost.

>>87773887
That can't end well

>>87773887
Gems don't have ears.

>>87773798
It's about half and half. The top posts are all fairly reasonable, though.

Carl's VA isn't high-profile and expensive like the other guest VAs right? I'd like him to show up more as Steven's cool uncle.

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>>87773912
Amethyst does.

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>>87773835
And yet she gets more pussy than you will ever get in your entire sad existence.

>>87773936
Fake ears.

>>87773922
Dave Willis? I think he could stick around, considering that he works on Adult Swim shows.

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>>87773734
i wonder if the gems are starfire levels of oblivious and would let me do things to them

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>>87773967
No, they aren't.

>>87773887
Gem gets proofed due to pierced ears.

>>87773967
And? Gems are basically fake everything except their stone.

When will Peridots manager come to earth and beat the shit out of her? Need to get this plot rolling

I'm a perifag btw

>>87773986
Ears are an illusion.

>>87773785
Same here. I've watched the episode 3 times over already. I love how they got Dave Willis to provide his Carl voice for Andy.

Now, it would be pretty cool if they got Dana Snyder and Carey Means to voice a couple of Greg's other relatives.

>>87773835
I agree.

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>>87773785
I enjoyed Gem Harvest the first time around, Zuke's storyboarding incompetence aside. I don't know when or why /sug/ decided every new episode was carte blanche for a pissy meltdown.

>>87773871
now imagine her doing some cock worship

>>87774006
That's why gems can't wear earrings.

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>>87773936
So does Pearl

>>87773922
carl's VA is more of a writer

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Does Steven even belong on earth? Will President Trump kick him off planet?

>>87773785
Liked it the first time and I do even more every time I watch it now

>>87774086
He's a born American citizen, yes.

>>87773537
>>He doesn't want Jasper to shove her manly, yet feminine, 12 inch pecker down his throat while lapis watches

Whats it like living with autism?

>>87773990
Potara are clip-ons

>>87774086
do anchor babies have to leave

>>87774086
Steven was born on US soil and his father is an American.

His presence is legit, here.

the other Gems literally have the status of war refugees.

>>87773990
they poof if they injury is severe. they're not balloons

>>87774115
Where's his birth certificate? Can he really qualify for citizenship given his hybrid status?

SO we now know Alexandrite breathes fire because Amethyst can do that right?

>>87774153
Greg has it, and yes he can.

>I love that you eat cake.
>And have a cool hat.
>And can peel potatoes.
>And need a plane to fly.
The first time I heard this it sounded dumb, but thinking about it more it's really heartwarming. Steven barely has family that eats, wears real clothes, can do mundane human things, or do cool things with the use of magical powers like shapeshifting or actual wings. This episode was really sweet.

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Who is best Pearl fusion?

>>87774168
Shit bait you anti-fag.

>>87774138
>the other Gems literally have the status of war refugees.
Weren't they there before the US tho?

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Diamond-shipping?

>>87774189
Wow I want to see a Pearl fusion NOW

>>87774187
Yeah that was a pretty nice moment

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Blue Pearl time?

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>>87774211
Bellow Diamond and Whink Diamond master race.

>>87773351
Right, what happened with Mystery Woman?

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When will the Pumpkin rape Andy?

>>87774201
It's one hell of a loophole, bu yeah. I guess war refugee only apply to Lapis.

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BOI SHE BOUTTA DO IT

>>87774247
That's obviously Lapis, not blue pearl

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Why does Pink Diamond look like Chazz Princeton?

>>87774247
somethings wrong here

>>87774201
Pretty sure that qualifies them for citizenship, they were living here when the country was founded. Amethyst and Jasper in any case were born in US soil.

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Bitchin' Witches?

Did Rebecca Sugar just make an episode about the refugee crisis and make Greg's cousin a Donald Trump stand-in? And isn't Steven wearing a sweater based on the EU flag?

I only watched the first 7 minutes and I'm not sure if I should go on.

I know Steven Universe has always been super liberal, but it's never been outright political till now. It's a shame.

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>>87773370

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Why did Pinky only have one planet?

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>>87774201
>>87774307
When you transcend the age BEFORE the people who made "legalizing citizenship" a thing, you're pretty much overpowering them in terms of ranking.

Also.
>>87774086

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>>87774347
Why did Rose kill Jasper's mom?

>No /sug/ on topic
>Afwul pic as an OP

I had to look the catalog for 5 minutes before finding this thread

>>87774379
>outright political

its a cartoon about aliens, you need to take it at face value

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>>87774378
batter witch
water bitch

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>>87774379
If Clinton won, would we have a cousin that was a wall street chill instead?

>>87774379
>>87774381

>>87774444
No because this episode was written almost a year ago.

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>>87774429
If people were taking things at face value for this show it wouldn't be commonly referred to as lesbian space rocks which god almighty i would gladly live in that world but because we're on 4chan of all places, that'd never fucking happen.

Is anyone streaming the panel with Rebecca Sugar right now?

>>87774429

They literally called them refugees and the cousin is a portrayed as a conservative with an East Coast accent.

It's like saying Ruby and Sapphire aren't actually supposed to be gay because they're sexless aliens.

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>>87773785
This.
The /sug/ hivemind likes to attack any episode not featuring gem lore for some reason. "Townie" episodes are usually bretty comfy tbqhfamalam

>>87774379
The episode was written over a year ago, you fucking retard.

>>87773861

>Yo uh... Bird-mom, hand me some more'a that cake there. Because really, who the hell am I tryin' to impress, right? Yeeaah, the purple midget gets me.

>>87774458

Did you not know who Hillary Clinton was till a year ago?

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>>87774454

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Does Steven's powers allow for Connie to do some freaky shit?

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>>87774480
If you're arguing it's all in the subtext or it just "looks" like that, that's fine.
But the face value if you ignore sugar's ideals and motivations really is because they're sexless aliens.

>>87774491
Except Future Boy Zoltron, Onion Gang, and several townie episodes that weren't very comfy and just made people wish they got back into the action sooner.

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>>87773785
I liked the table scene
It's infinitely better than just townie filler
It was nice to see all the characters being laid back and just enjoying each other's company
I like that Lapis smiles a lot more and can even make jokes
Peridot has to tone it a bit down though
I really liked how Pearl went from finding Greg disgusting to defending him
Pumpkin Dog Amethyst was cute as fuck
Andy was based

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I'M SICK OF THIS FAGGOT ASS SHOW SIDELINING CHARACTERS AND CUTTING PLOTLINES WE CARE ABOUT FOR TOWNIES AND STUPID FORGETABLE FILLER EPISODES

I'M SICK OF MEMES AND CHARACTERS ACTING FLANDERIZED OR STRAIGHT UP RETARDED

WHERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING LAPIS ARC

WHERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING JASPER ARC

WHERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING GARNET ARC GOD DAMN IT SUCROSE

>>87774500

Donald Trump announced he was running for President in 2015 and made his views clear from the very beginning.

>>87773440
How does drugs affect a fucking rock?

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How long before a reboot?

>>87774549

I'm saying that Sugar's motivations for this episode was a commentary on the current political climate, which has been going on since the beginning of 2015.

>>87774407
Shes the baby sister of the Diamonds.

>>87774469
did anyone ever go to Krakencon and record Jasper's VA saying "FREAKS come out at night" for me? I think she's going to be there tomorrow too so it's not too late.

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Can we cure jasper of her herpes?

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>>87773472

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Do you like smoking gems?

>>87774612
I was talking about your hypothetical on R/S.

The face value of the latest episode can be grumpy old man wanting to get rid of protag's friends who are intruding on land he just suddenly wants to reclaim.

>>87774622
No because that's autistic as shit.

>>87774627
The corruption was caused by light and sound, so expect Steven, the gems and Greg to come up with a song that can cure the corrpution.

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Lapis or Lazuli?

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>>87774627
Yes with a good hard dicking

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>>87774648
Yes I do

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>>87774648

>>87774669
That's kinda fucked up.

>>87774565
Exactly my man.

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Prick and Morven?

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>>87774648

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>>87773385
Reminder that she tried to kill Steven, and Connie. :3

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THE FIRST BECKY ARRIVES!

>>87774659
Jasper's corruption was caused by fusing with a dog with aids.

Regardless Steven's healing powers is gonna evolve and allow him to heal corrupted gems and eventually shattered gems, making him a good subject for homeworld to negotiate with instead of outright destroying the planet.
Steven becomes a special leader with his advisors (the CGs) for Earth and is actually respected among homeworld for his revolutionary display of courage and his overwhelming prowess in the gem medical field.

tl:dr Steven and the Earth become neutral/sided with Homeworld and everything is fine.

>>87774696
Whis that?

>>87774573
It's still older than that. We had Gem Harvest as a leaked title by August, meaning the episode was at least already written, which itself takes a few months. So no, unless you're suggesting that they came up with it as soon as Trump announced his candidacy, which isn't surprising given that you're also suggesting that the people behind a show with one-year production cycles and a notoriously unpredictable schedule thought the episode would remain topical by the time it finally aired, and that said episode is anything but a take on the old "bigot uncle" cliché.

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What are the cup sizes of each of the gems? Has anyone ever figured that out?

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Does Steven Universe take place in Universe 6?

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>>87774648
It happens to be my fetish

>>87774565
This, it was a good scene. The only thing I didn't like was Peridot's speech to Andy, it seemed a little too much coming from her. Zuke uses her as a pet too much.

>>87774730
now she molests them both

>>87774755
Proportions depend on the storyboarders, each draws the tits that please 'im.

>>87774762
DBS IS SHIT
SHIT
ORIGINAL DB WAS THE ONLY GOOD SERIES

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>>87774717
>God is dead
Is there a literal god in this universe?

>>87774658
You guys are no fun

>>87773683
>Somehow the idea of the gems all going out shopping sounds more interesting than what we got.

You've literally just summed up everything wrong with the last few seasons of Steven Universe. We could have fun shit like all five Gems going grocery shopping and had zany adventures, but no. We get pizza dreams and Mr. Sadface.

If a gem snorts the crushed up remains of another gem, would they get high?

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>>87774648
I don't know what it is about smoking that make these two extra hot.

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I want to make love with this

>>87774763
The Crystal Bums

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>>87774755

hold on, are the gems' bodies soft or hard, since they say they are projections from their gems, and greg could fuck one...

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can all of the gems fuse with humans? or can only Steven fuse with humans?

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>>87774781
>>87774786
What do we know of the Kais in the Steven Universe universe?

>>87774804
No.

>>87773579
I'm a-gonna be honest-a, guro just makes me hungry.

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Coincidence? I think yes!

>>87774809
You're in need of some introspection

>>87774815
>hold on, are the gems' bodies soft or hard
They can harden or soften their bodies at will. Kinda like nanomachines.

>>87774804
They'd probably get possessed by that gem.

>>87774379
>and make Greg's cousin a Donald Trump stand-in?
How? How is he a Trump stand in? He is actually well written and we understand why he is pissed off. Greg's cousin is actually someone who was written to be liked.

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Why isn't Steven with Lars?

>>87774809
That's because you're a frog fucking autist with shit taste in waifus

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>>87774648

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>Our Greg is the superior one

God I want this ship to happen. I know it won't but fuck if it wouldn't be a fantastic pay off for their character arcs.
Greg learning to be happy again and Pearl learning to fall in love with someone who is completely unlike Rose in any way.

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true story of the most retarded theory out there

>>87774865

>she's just blowing cigarette smoke into her nose

That's hot.

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>>87774809
Me too man

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Can Gems be qualified as androids?

>>87774753

I think it was definitely written with the intention of being a Thanksgiving episode mixed with references to the refugee crisis, which has been going on since 2014.

I do think Greg's cousin started off as a generic bigot uncle, but the prominence of Donald Trump in the media did influence the way the character was voiced.

>>87774838
It really is, it means nothing.

>>87774899
I like how remnants of you guys from /co/ follow us to /trash/ every hiatus and shitpost purposefully off-topic stuff to relate to SU.

>>87774884
I would love to see pink diamond revealed to be a very kind and giving gem. It would make Roses dinamic much more interesting if PD didn't actually want to destroy earth, but did so because she had to

>>87774884
Even dumber than Rose secretly being Lion?

>>87774884
Why does Blue look like she's going to eat her planets?

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>>87774884
you mean that rose IS pink diamond?

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>>87774935
ahah
now that you ask that
yes

>>87774889
With any luck, she'll get cancer from it.

>>87774947

:0

>>87774901
I think you're making out the whole illegal aliens thing more important than the episode actually portrayed it to be.

>>87774932
That... actually makes a lot of sense.

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Can Steven defeat Shredder?

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>>87774947
curious...

Are things still getting spoiled?

>>87774857

He starts off not wanting refugees on his land and pointing out they aren't Americans. If it were just a matter of him not wanting strangers in his barn, them being "non-Americans" wouldn't have been brought up. You're meant to draw parallels between him and a loud, East Coast conservative.

>>87774731
>what
>where
>why

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>>87774907
>GUESS I'LL FAKE MY DEATH
adorably retarded

>>87774884
>>87774907
>>87774932
>>87774950
What the fuck is with Tumblr insisting on making Rose a dindu?

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>>87774876
Anyone else thought that line was extra funny because it almost sounds like there are many Gregs just like how there are also many Pearls/Rubies/Amethysts/Jaspers.

>>87774972
Not for another week. Spoilers only come a few days before the ep.

>>87774648
Vaping is healthier, and produces better and more voluminous smoke.

>>87774972
Yes

Steven dies btw

>>87774731
I
I think I can see her underwear

I need to go wash my eyes now

>>87774995
she's fat coded

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>>87774995
It's Indexer trying to be slick. See
>>87774980
>>87774947
just report and move on.

>>87775002
Fuck off brad.

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>>87774968

Your example for the rose quartz is just an uncut version. Always found it odd that the gem's stones are cut and not just a natural lump.

>>87774995
Pretty sure that's just a parody of all the Rose = PD theories.

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>>87774755
>Pearl
AA-cup
>Lapis
A-cup or B-cup
>Perdot
B-cup
>Amethyst
D-cup
>Garnet
D-cup
>Jasper
D-cup
>Rose
DD-cup

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>There are no Diamonds on earth!

>>87775000
God damnit
Is it still the same guy doing it to?

>>87775049
What about Steven

>>87774976
>If it were just a matter of him not wanting strangers in his barn, them being "non-Americans" wouldn't have been brought up.
I don't see why it couldn't be brought up either. The dude is not just about "keep away from my barn", he is all about fmilly values and american tradition. Again, the dude was written to be understood and in the end liked. How is it a Trump stand in?

>>87775075
Season 1st like Peridot.
Season 2nd like Pearl.

Boy has been working out.

>>87775075
A-cup

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Sisterhood of Evil Gems

>>87775075
THERE'S NO TIME

>>87775039
>Always found it odd that the gem's stones are cut and not just a natural lump.
The gems ARE a spacefaring Herrenrasse so they most likely dispose of imperfect gems.

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>Gems=Commies

smoking is the worst fetish, so bad it kills you from the shame

>>87775039
>>87775118
It's a cartoon, hate to play that card but the gems aren't even accurate representations of the physical ones in terms of looks.

>>87774762
ZAMASU IS FUCKING HOT

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>>87773351
When will she be back?

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I'm addicted to amythists tits

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>>87775140

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Does anyone have the Scribble version of this?

>>87775049
What about fusions?

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>Takes a break after the steven universe hiatus.
>Come back today and watch the episode.
>Finds it cute
>Check the board and others
>Everyone is making it a political matter and bitching
Everyone has their heads so far up their anuses they're completely missing the point

>>87775158
If you're referring to his status in Hell, Hell isn't hot in Dragon Ball, it's a field where stuffed animals are marching in a band.

>>87775184
I can't believe I didn't realize this before but young Chichi was total pedo bait, wasn't she?

>>87775165
she's already black

>>87775165
Twenty episodes from now, Pearl will make an offhand remark about how their relationship never went anywhere and that's the most we'll ever hear from it.

>>87775206
hell yes, im chillin with a sweater and watching cartoons and ready for a nice thanksgiving dinner in this great country

>>87775206

agent47 seems to get it

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>>87775184
I don't think I ever saw that
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/tagged/connie%20maheswaran/chrono

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Best fusion?

>>87775241
how did you find so much SU art with smoking

>>87775114
Was surprised she didn't do anything with her magneto powers in GH. Something as simple as levitating a fork/spoon/knife it being a Thanksgiving episode. However I was very happy to see her engineer with Pearl again and she finally did something with her leftover robonoits

>>87775273
Jesus someone kill that thing

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>>87775118

Yeah, but no gem is just crapped out perfectly cut... Maybe the diamonds and the gems in charge of the kindergartens have to 'cut' them when they come out of the ground. Except pearls, but they're a poor man's gem, don't want to waste time with them, just shuck em out as they're made.

>>87775141

We can't SERIOUSLY just watch a cartoon for the simple enjoyment of it. We have to pick at it like the festering scab it is!

>>87775280
It's all just bad pearl, everything else is probably shit he requested.

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>>87775049
>>87775175
Quartzes are the only Gems shown to have canonical tits. Including Steven I suppose.

>>87775217
I ment hot in like body or face idk

>>87773370
/thread

>>87775273
How would a Gwen/Steven fusion look younger than Stevonnie?

>>87775298
And i've got to point out that some aspects are literally just for the fact it's a cartoon show, it doesn't have to be any deeper then that.

>>87775273
thumbnails makes it look like a fat guy with a beard wearing a little girls clothes

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The panel should be over now, and more Beckys will hopefully be posted soon! I only have one Becky pic from the panel right now.

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Is Aspartame a hack artist?

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>>87775269
>>87775184
Yeah I really never saw this one before
nice

>>87773401
there is only so much /sug/ you can take

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Tiny Garnet is best Garnet.

>>87775386
Is Connie pure enough to ride Kinto'un?

>>87775356
Wow, five whole fingers! Such attention to detail, Donatello is so talented!

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I can't believe Carl Brutananadilewski is Steven's uncle

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>>87775114
We need a pic of Pyrrha and Peridot with Magneto. In fact, how many current /co/ characters we know with magnetic powers?

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>>87774432

How come it's so nice in here and so awful in >>87772505
And then people complain about SU fans on 4chan.

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>Andy is both Steven's first cousin one removed and his uncle
>This implies that Greg and Andy are both brothers and first cousin
>This in turn implies their parents are siblings

How far does the inbreeding go?

>>87775498
The hatebase is pretty cancerous for shows that are actually pretty decent.

>>87775298
>no gem is just crapped out perfectly cut...
Right. They're grown. And as you've seen with Jasper's hole they come out ready for use. In different qualities but I doubt they'd seed the earth to produce rejects.

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FINALLY!! Another Becky!! She is so cute!!

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>>87775309
Mmmm, delicious Quartz Boobs.

>>87775537
Any info on anything relevant said here?

>>87773370

But we don't. We feel great. How do you feel?

>>87775505

He's not actually Steven's uncle. That's just what he wanted Steven to call him.

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>>85712051
BTFO

>>87775537
o shit, that events happened already? I guess they didn't show any footage

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>>87775421
hell no. steven wouldn't talk to her again if he saw her fap folder

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>Mark Millar gets his hands on SU
What happens?

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Three gems and a baby leaks when?

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>>87773675
Super Saiyan Rose transformation when?

>>87775552
>>87775575
I haven't seen anything about what Becky said during the panel. From the posts I'm seeing it sounds like people just got out, so expect more information in the next few hours.

>>87774819
What does BEERUS OR WHIS know about this alternative universe? or worse?! ZENO-SAMA

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>>87775505
He's Greg's cousin, he just told Steven to call him Uncle because it's easier.
Technically, he'd be Steven's second-cousin.

>>87775562
Why?

>>87773675
Well , zamasu... BUT WHO IS ZAMASU IN SU UNIVERSE

>>87775352
>>87775537
Wait. What happened?

>>87775635
There was a panel at CTN anime expo, and Becky was there.

>>87775611
>Technically, he'd be Steven's second-cousin.
That would be Andy's kid, dum-dum.

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>>87775603
Zamasu fusion when?