Would you do it?

>>87770325
What's the catch?

>>87770330

She might have a landmine hidden in her gooch.

>>87770325
No

>>87770330
She's Aphrodite, a Greek Goddess, so if you don't satisfy her she might you into a pig or something. Then again, if you refuse to obey her direct command, she'd definetly do even worse.
So fuck it, literally, do your best and hope she's in a good mood.

>>87770622
You make a profound argument. TALLY HO!

>>87770325
They don't call me rocket fingers for nothing! I'mma gonna in.

Fuck this is easy:
1. lick her lady sandwitch for 20 minutes
2. manage with your peener after that

>>87770330
>What's the catch?

You have to fuck her like if it was the Waffen SS raping a polish village.

>>87770325
Part 2.
Who would you rather catch you? Her Husband? Or her Boyfriend?

>>87770325
In context is she saying that To Ares?
If not imma assume she's trying to imagine whoever she's fucking to be Ares.

>>87771483
Aphrodite was hired by the opposing side to stop Ares from joining a fight. Ares taunts her that she is a temptress who would deprive him of glorious war. Aphrodite replies with OP line.

>>87770325
>2010s
>women

pick one

>>87770325
Sorry, Ma'am, I'm a married man.

Even if that were not an issue, am being partially-disabled, so, "like [...] going to war" is not an option.

>>87770946
Again, what's the catch?

That is APHRODITE. Of course I'd fuck her. I mean, she's not Athena, but she's certainly more than good enough.

>>87773391
you will never please her. shes way to horny to be please by normal mortal men. she will shame you and then kill you.

>>87770325
How can I make love like I was going to war if love cannot bloom on the battlefield?

>>87770325
What is this from? Agents of Atlas?

>>87773746
Incredible Hercules.
But they do reference Agents of Atlas. Aphrodite is pissed at Venus from AoA for pretending to be her.

>>87773907
>Incredible Hercules

Which issue?

Im strictly a pacifist (read: pussy)

>>87773994
It was during the Assault on New Olympus arc, I don't know the exact issue.

>>87773907
Arent aphordite and venus the same person in Greek mythology?

>>87774107
That's the point. The real Greek Goddess is mad that some mortal is running around using her name.

>>87770998
Her boyfriend. I could never live with myself if Hephaestus saw me fucking his wife. I'd probably kill myself.

>>87770622
Wait is this from that Agents of Atlas or whatever comic?
Because that Aphrodite is canon not the actual Aphrodite.

I took vows of nonviolence and celibacy so ironically yes.

>>87777084
Try reading the thread, {{{anon}}}.

>>87773907
>>87774057

Literally already answered your question.

>>87777131
But I never learned how to read.

>>87770622
thats easy
>first stimulate her clit
>then when she's wet enough finger her
>then slowly insert your pointing finger in her cervix
>if its loose enough try putting your hand inside her womb
>find her fallopian tubes
>inset 2 fingers and find her ovaries
>physically stimulate the ovary while slowly pulling it out
>once its out of the vagina cum on the ovary
>she'll be your sex slave for life
I stayed in a tibetan monastery for 20 years trying to learn this shit