Whomp thread

>>87767850
Mine would be worse

>>87767850
>Did you just fabricate Little Debbie cakes out of code?
Ronnie is a gift to mankind.

It would be hard not to indulge yourself

>>87767850
looks like someone just rewatched the matrix on netflix

>>87767850
You would think Ronnie would get stuck in the drain pipe when the machines flushed him

>>87769615
That's what make this worse. He wouldn't be fat in the real world evetlryone gets a machine produced nutrient rich red juice diet. He's mentally made himself fat in the Matrix.

>>87767850
Would he turn the bullets into chicken nuggets?

>>87770776
(cue slow-motion turn-around sequence of chicken nuggets lazily zooming towards Ronnie as he bends backwards, not to dodge them, but to snatch them mid-air in his mouth)

>>87770823
lel

>>87767850
I'd probably turn into a fatter version of the elephant man with a little John C.Riley mixed in the worst possible way.

>>87770650
>He wouldn't be fat in the real world
What about his genetics?

>>87770823
>bullet time position is just rolling on his back like a ball

>>87772714
>even his y-chromosomes are starting to get a little pudgy

Someone add Matrix Ronnie to the chart.

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>Sad Fat Man has run out of ideas again
>Please select a comic template:
>Videogame and/or anime reference [x]
>'Ronnie is sad and fat LOL' [X]
>bathroom humor [_]
>SUBMIT

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHnoxtfF5_4

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>>87773232
I'm sorry but you got the wrong artist, this is Fat, Stupid Man

>>87773294
a stupid man wouldn't scam shekels from patreon idiots through Lol, Humor I Can Relate To In An Easily-Digestible Conveniently-Shareable Format

so double-lol at having no life skills besides anime/videogame trivia and panhandling online i guess

>>87773232
There's no problem with filler comics as long as they're funny and not the only thing he does.

Also the Matrix is a great anime, up there with Cory in the House and Food Fight.

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I saw Ronnie Filyaw at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>87773626
Wow I thought Ronnie was a cool papa, but I guess he's just an anus.

>>87773626
This would be so good with McDonalds and McNuggets but unfortunately McDonalds doesn't work that way. Oh well.

>>87773626
Ronnie once stole my ice cream cone

>>87773714
It's copy pasta, anon. Stop being so new.

>>87773949
You're the new one if you don't recognize that phrase.

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>>87772978
It's also missing Camp Weedonwantcha Ronnie.

>>87773626

wtf i hate ronnie now

>>87773626
>that gunt
ew

I want to fuck Matrix Ronnie.

>>87773626
He kicked me in the dick twice.

>>87770650
>Pointing out fictional logic holes in a comic where the fictional logic holes aren't even relevant.

Wew.

>>87775187
>What the heck can I do ya for?

I don't know why, but I really like that phrase.

>>87775380
That's not nice.

>>87775380
Damn, he must have a really good aim.

>>87773626
>>87773900
He burnt my shake

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>>87767850
>the fast-food-anime shill shills Matrix
Turn of the millenia called. It said you are a bit late for that

>>87777501
>not realizing that time is cyclic

>>87777501
>nobody can actually be a fan of something
>only shills

>>87777558
well, yeah I thought everyone knew that. How are you going to show how cool and nonconformist you are if you -like- things?

>>87775380
I don't think he'd have that kind of dexterity. And to do it twice? That's crazy.

>>87770650
>He wouldn't be fat in the real world
This is Ronnie we're talking about, his round shape is literally just a lifetime of bad posture.

>>87770650
>>87778630
In truth Ronnie escaped because, slowly but surely, the pod he was in turned into a Hawaiian shirt.

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>>87777501

>>87781261
I know this feel. Christ, I have almost 70 games that I've never once played.

Granted, several of them are games I owned physically on CD back in the day and I just wanted to have a more convenient method playing them again the future, but still.

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I love Ronnie threads.

Let's continue where we stop last week

>>87767850
I'm sure my self perception would break the rules of the matrix.

>>87782169
Do you have the edit?

>>87782169
Jesus why

>>87782169
I don't know this feel because no one has ever been attracted to me.

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>>87784220
I feel your feel.

>>87767850
>go into the matrix
>turn into daffy duck in a zoot suit

>>87784220
I went to the prom in a shitty button-down shirt and black jeans while everyone else went in tuxes and dresses.

I even got to dance for like little over a minute. Then I retread to the snack table, grabbed some grub and sat at one of the tables feeling out of place.

Was the first and only time I held a woman by the waist.

>>87773626
One time I saw Ronnie kill a man at a con.
He blamed a Homestuck cosplayer and everyone bought it.

>>87784921
tbqh it seems more likely the homestuck cosplayer did it

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:3

>>87777777

>>87773367
damn nigga, you just inspired me to open a new salt mine

>>87775187
I wish someone had told Ronnie that he's supposed to hide a cat in the strip.

>>87780045
I wonder if he'd like the books.

>>87775187

>let's just cuck this, cuck that...


what the fuck

>>87785859
Look closer, anon.

>>87773626

i too love pasta

>>87785859
yeah, what the FLICK

>>87785073
Ronnie loves a male?

>>87782169
This comic reminded me of being in a very similar situation and now it is making me want to kill myself.

>>87786106
If it's any consolation, you would have had millions of opportunities to fuck it up after the first one.

>>87780045
Ronnie really is stuck in the 90's huh?

>>87786171
So is /co/.

>>87773626
Ronnie turned me into a newt

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>>87786203
Starman omnibus 3 reprint when

>>87784833
My prom was pretty boring up until one of my classmates decided to be an annoying shit and run around on the dance floor while hitting and chasing people.

>>87770650
I was telling my friend today that being fat is a lifestyle.

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Whomp makes for some really good reaction images.

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>>87786030
Is isn't weird if the gorilla is a bro.

>>87786244
a newt?

>>87786610
I'm pretty sure there was a version with kittens, "Gain". Or it wasn't Whomp?

>>87787793
Ronnie used to have a moostache?

>>87788401
You're thinking of Sandra and Woo.

>>87787895
I got better.

>>87767850
Haven't giggled at a Whomp in a while.

>>87777457

He burnt my patches

>>87773232
The matrix is an anime?

>>87767850
I would show up in the matrix as a monster, albeit a highly athletic one. Tentacles, teeth, loose skin and horrible freckles everywhere.
And ears. So many ears.

>>87782169
This reminds me of the time I heavily suspected one of my classmates, a chubby weeb (I know, redundant) with glasses, to have a thing for me. I didn't make a move though, she was kinda cute but not really my type.

It would be interesting as what those *gender_people would show up in the matrix.
I would show up as an attack helicopter.

>>87789643
The character "Switch" was supposed to appear inside the Matrix as the opposed gender they were in real life, hence the name. Did not make it into the final cut however.

>>87773626
He dried up our wells and burned down our crops

>>87782169
fmys
no less than 8 girls have had crushes on me through school, and I only realized once I was in college
If you have young male relatives it is your responsibility to teach them so they don't make the same mistakes

>>87787793
I thought bros were into John Mayer

>>87789243
The Animatrix, anon
go watch it

>>87789643
>hot redhead goes in
>is now a dragon

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>>87773949
I love it when newfags inadvertantly reveal themselves.

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>>87781625
Only 70? I don't think I touched 10 of mine, but I keep buying them.

>>87775187
I WANT TO MAKE 17 MY DAUGHTER