What is /co/'s opinion on elves?

I'm with /tg/ on this one.

Fuck 'em.

Meat Toilets

>>87767641
Remove elf

>>87767641
Angry.

Elves are cool

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>>87767661
Didn't you get the memo? /tg/ loves elves now.

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>>87767641
Made for marying

>>87767641

Can't trust them. They'll just fuck you over because they always think they're better than you.

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>>87767641
Dwarves >>>>> Elves

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>>87767661
>>87767667
>>87767669
>>87767672
>>87767686
>>87767690

they're cunts

>>87767690
Okay guys, This brings something to mind.

Best Tolkein animated adaptation?

Rats wearing human skin

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>>87767730
I remember that thread!

>>87767690
>tfw created by based Mahal long before the dagger ears
>proven to have spirits of our own
>Ilúvatar still puts us to sleep so "muh elves" can be the first-born
Fucking elves!

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Would you an elf?

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>>87767760
Is the Pope catholic?

>>87767641
tree hippies are the worst

>>87767641
Elbereth protects.

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Elven girls are the cutest and no one can tell me otherwise

>>87767760
that's a middle aged human with stubby arms

>>87767929
>excellent control of depth and shadow
>2d face

top kek

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REEEEEE FUCK YOU /twg/ STOP POSTING THESE THREADS ON EVERY BOARD JUST BECAUSE REALM OF THE WOOD ELVES IS COMING OUT

>>87767929
>that fucking face

It's horrifying

>>87767953
>after 10 years I can finally have an all waywatcher army
If tw:wh had come out when I was 15 years old ago I'd probably have creamed myself to death

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>>87767641

female elves.. good, id kill to have a real girl with pointy ears like that.

dude elves.. meh. they're alright I guess.

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>>87768001
>dude elves.. meh. they're alright I guess.
Excuse you

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REMOVE

>>87767953
Are Brets actually completed yet?

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For enslavement or removal nothing more nothing less

>>87767773
I mean, that's a nice ass. But is it really worth putting up with elf faggotry. I do t think so, anon

>>87768017
Kinslayer pls

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>>87768018
Wrong crusader, anon.

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>>87767773
Has to be a /co/ elf

>>87767739
>>87767730

I don't get it

>>87767641
Elves are xenophobic pricks that specialize in magic, unless you are significantly better than average no kind of magic will prevent you from an axe to the face (not to mention they're all tall and spindly). Considering how much elves seem to have a disdain for humans I find is surprising how may more half elves you'll find that half dwarves.

>>87768129
Literally nobody wants to fuck a dwarf. Not even other dwarves. Meanwhile, elves may be pricks but they're liquid sex regardless of gender.

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>>87768058

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>>87768138
>nobody wants to fuck a dwarf
Speak for yourself.

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>>87768138
>Literally nobody wants to fuck a dwarf.
>implying you wouldn't

>>87768219
>no beard
Not even with a ten foot pole.

>>87768001
>id kill to have a real girl with pointy ears like that.
You could try a cosplayer.

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>elves

>>87768138
>Not liking THICC busty short girls

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>>87767641

>>87767641
Female elves are the fantasy equivalent of yellow fever.

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>>87768231

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>>87768294
She has the face of a fat girl. Plus no big green eyes like Evangelyne has.

>no nagi ichi posted yet

Disappointed in you, /co/

>>87768323
But her eyes are green

>>87768001
>implying Cra are elves

>>87768350
>expecting moonspeak gibberish
>on /co/

>>87768022
They're being released in February as an FLC to coincide with the release of the "Old World Edition" rerelease of the base game.

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>>87768359
But not BIG.

>>87767929
OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACE

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>>87768365
>implying a bunch of blond, knife-eared, arrow-welding rangers are not elves

Next you will be saying Xelors are not time wizards

>>87767641
They're fucking cunts. Especially >>87767691

>>87768473
They're humans with pointed ears

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>>87768294
i've seen her. have several pictures of her.. she looks amazing

>>87768323
Looks like a lot of make up really.. and maybe she was a fat girl but look at those guns.. looks more fit than me.

>>87768647
>but look at those gun
That could be arm fat. She may be wearing a corset and actually be fatter than she appears

>>87768365

in their universe.. technically not. But they're clearly based off Elves.

every god damn fantasy story or world created in the last 20 years has had its roots based entirely in Tolkien lore. Cras are just an alternate world Elves, same as Orcs basically being retarded Elves.

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>>87768686
>>87768647

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Never gets old.

>>87768686

dude, fat arms DO NOT look like that. That is muscle.

>>87768705
>manlets

>>87767953
Is the AI still doing that obnoxious Agent Spam?

>>87768698
Codex Alera? Eberron? Thief? And that is just off the top of my head.

>>87768705
I want to hang out with that lady.

I think they're cool. People need to stop copying Tolkien though, his elves weren't that great.

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>>87767641
Depends largely on the setting. TES elves are pretty solid due to their diversity. Warhammer Elves/Eldar never really caught my interest, but I do like me some Dark Eldar. Never totally dug Tolkien's elves either.

Malekith is probably the best purely /co/ elf I'm aware of. I really dig his design.

>>87768807
why does sokka have tits and pointy teeth?

>>87768790
Elves are the most diverse race in nearly every setting, next to humans. In some they even beat humans in diversity

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>>87768790
Is that a Vivec reference?

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>>87768960
Malekith predates Vivec.

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Elves are for bullying.

>>87768960
Vivec is a Malekith reference

>>87768986
Whats he like except being a two-face elf?

>>87767641
They are faggots in every form of media.

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>>87768024
Inhuman Beasts

>>87768705
top kek

>>87769181
He's your typical elf villain. Racially based superiority complex and a little bit of "my people are dead" when the writers decide the Dark Elves are all dead. Admittedly my interest in him is entirely based on his design and the adaptations . I've never been a big Thor reader.

>>87769181

He's a dick who wants to rule everything.

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>>87767641
KILL THEM ALL!

Why do we hate elves so much? This meme is completely out of control

>>87769374
This poster is an elf.

>>87769181
Elf Hitler who channels The Joker.

>>87767641

Always the most obnoxious, gayest race.

Always.

>>87769583
But this thread is about elves, not dwarves

>>87769590
>Dwarves
>Not one of the coolest races

Dwarves range from being fearless berserkers to legendary craftsmen to outright engineers.

Elves are always "we're really old and we're really good-looking and magical and you are not so fuck you"

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I like Poison Elves as a guilty pleasure.
It's unapologetic edgy goth 2cool4school stuff but it got soul.

RIP Drew Hayes.

>>87769604
>Elves are always "we're really old and we're really good-looking and magical and you are not so fuck you"

Dwarves are always drunkards who swing runed hammers around while swearing on me mum.

>>87769604
not to mention Dwarves love to drink.

>>87769604
>liking hyper masculine midgets who get drunk all day and fuck bearded "women"
Sounds pretty gay to me

>>87769631
>>87769645
See I know you're trying to devalue Dwarves as a race with these descriptions, but you're only highlighting why they're superior to "Fuckboy: The Race"

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Actually overheard in a comic book shop...

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Truly, dwarves are the proudest and most noble of races

I'd dick one but I don't have to like them.

>>87767683
Only Marcille.

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Not gay if it's an elf

I want to be a cute elf so everyone will want to have sex with me.

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>>87770000
god damn those digits don't lie

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All this talk of Elves and Dwarvs and no talk of Happy Elf Songs, /co/ I am disappointed.

Have the best /co/ & /tg/ related Elf and Dwarf comedy duo. From IDW's run of Fell's Five D&D Comic.

>>87770000
There are no elf men. Only elf girls(male).

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>>87770158
I want such a pastry

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>>87770171
I mean, look how self important and smug this mother fucker is.

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>>87770191
And more! Who else but an elf would be so flippant to a magistrate?

>>87770158
This comic was the fucking best, and I'm so sad it got canned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNd5sOZSkH4

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>>87770200
And I still don't know how he had this cantrip in his back pocket!

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>>87770257

>>87769627
Hayes was my neighbor growing up. He was faaaat

>>87770273
Did he ever mention Bendis?

In the 90' they had a pet rivalry in the letter columns of their comics.

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>>87770272
Tuka = Deedlit with PTSD & daddy issues

>>87767683
He means literally fuck em anon

>>87770030
Do elf women really like human men?

>>87767641
Annoying, but not enough to qualify shoot to kill upon sight.

They can however could stand to learn what the goddamn fuck a bra is though. Probably panties too.

>>87767641
They think pretty highly of themselves despite the fact they live in crap places like forests.

>>87768073
That's a /ck/ elf
We're stuck with that wannabe dentist and maybe the A-holes from the 70s hobbit movie.

>>87768138
>I'm a big faggot who hasn't read Alfie from Incase

Reminder that Elf Hate just means you can't stand the idea of something existing out in the world that's just better than you by default.

You fucking baby.

>>87770518
Not so. I wouldn't respect athletes if that were the case.

Elves are self-important but we can still waste them with good old orc...er, I mean, human ingenuity.

>>87767714
Rankin-Bass Hobbit

>>87770598
> yfw humans are the elf equivalent of nogs

>>87770218
A-FUCKING-GREE

>>87770666
Objectively. I really wished they got to do all of LOTR and not just ROTK

>>87770462

female elves do that to get you hard and daring you to pollute the gene pool with your seed
It worked in Errant Story

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>>87767929

>>87767641
The Californians of fantasy

>>87770512
>he doesnt know alfie is full of halflings not dwarves

>>87770695
I dunno man. I love their RotK, but for being campy nonsense, not as a good adaptation.

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>>87767641
REMOVE ELVES!!!

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>>87768138
>Literally nobody wants to fuck a dwarf
you're a homosexual. not that there's anything wrong with that

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>What be goin' on in dis thread?
>OI

You never hear Orcish songs about fleeing from lost cities. Just saying.

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>>87767760
Why elf when you could thri-kreen?

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>>87768960
>Vivec
my n'wah

>>87770000
I'm convinced there's not a person on earth who wouldn't Link, so I don't think that's a fair example

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>>87770000
God damn, that's a spicy get

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>>87767690

Noldor, man.

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>>87771209
>implying orcs can build cities

>>87768647
is her leg a boot?

>>87771542
WHEN WE WUZ WARGS AN' SHEEEIT!

>>87768711
That's a fat arm

>>87771552
thigh-high boots

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Elves are nice.

Lamia are better

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>>87767661
>Fuck 'em.

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>>87771542
All things are possible with Jesus, even horrifying Orc Cities with human chattel.

>>87771056
Fuck is wrong with her eyes?

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>>87768001

You've gotta believe me! Someone's gotta believe me!

They have pectorals like harvest-time hams and they pose everywhere they go! None of our warriors can stop them! Our kingdom is about to collapse to their sideburned glory!

You've got to help us! Please, dear gods, someone's got to help us!

>>87767685
>>87767683
>>87767641
Leave the elf making to Japan as they perfected them

Elves are waifus for laifu

>>87772288
Jap elves are shit, Marcille is a cosmic anomaly

>>87767641
Op all you've done is remind me that emh isn't coming back

>>87772375
That's not true, elves in JP videogames are usually great, that's why I also linked to a picture of Margaret

>>87772449
No tears now, it was nice while we had it.

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When do the Christmas waifu threads start?

>>87768129
Even if they're tall and spindly, they're really agile and dexterous because of it.

and elves don't hate humans nearly as much as they hate the other races, either that or they're just tsundere.

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>>87770191
>Just say "shortcut"
>I would never offend you that way
Fucking Varis

>>87772545
Tolkien elves love humans. But mostly because they're very fuckable. Their entire grudge with dwarves more or less boils down to them seeing dwarves as "unlovely"

>>87768138
What about Incase's dwarves?

Or are they hobbits? I forget.

>>87769604
Dwarves are the most boring race around. Elves range from Eldar to Wolfriders in diversity, and that's not counting Santa elves.

>>87772582
Yeah I remember that, though I was going off of a more modernized fantasy that dnd sort of created.

>>87772604
They're halflings

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>>87770200
>tfw no qt Bree gf

>>87772582
So if elf men want thicc they have to go to female humans, make sense.

>>87772582
>But mostly because they're very fuckable
There's only like, three cases of an elf fucking a human, and they're all from the same family.
Tolkien's elves mostly treat humans as ignorant children, though not retarded like most elves.

>>87772631

>Dwarves boring

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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Elf is my waifu

>>87772718
So elves who fuck humans are child molesters?

>>87772784
No, i'm guessing it's more like teenagers in Japan that do gay shit. Their parents are like fine, that's okay for when you're a kid, but when you grow up you gotta marry someone right.

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>>87772718
It's Tolkien; only what noble born people think matters.
And you can't tell me Finrod doesn't have some unnamed bastards scattered about the menfolk. He had a harp. Bitches love harps.

>>87772784
More or less, and Arwen is incestuous to boot.

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>>87772770
My melanin enhanced brother

>>87772826
I want to know more about Elwe, Luthien's father.
How the hell do you convince a Maia to fuck you, let alone actually do the deed?

>>87772826
>It's Tolkien; only what noble born people think matters.
To be fair, it's Tolkien; the noblemen like Aragorn and wealthy like Bilbo were wise and actually responsible.

>>87772891
Whatever it was it took two hundred years of game to do. Mere men simply don't have the time to get that good

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>>87772667
By D&D elves don't hate anyone except those goddamn orcs

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>>87772677
She is very practical in all situations.

>>87771542
Of course, Mordor was obviously just one big wasteland with no infrastructure whatsoever.

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>>87767641
Surprised no one has mentioned Elfquest comics since they're actually /co/ related.
I've never read them because of a traumatic experience as a child.

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>>87772288
Japan elves are titty monsters, completely flat or traps, and I really appreciate that.

>>87773037
>Implying it wasn't just magicked into existence by Morgoth
>Implying the orcs were at all capable of maintaining it when he fell
>Implying Sauron wasn't the only reason orcs managed to still be a threat at any point after
>Implying an orc can even spell infrastructure without a dark god screaming the instructions into it's ear
Orcs a shit. REMOVE ORC.

>>87770737
Explain.

>>87773076
Is this some elvish reverse-BLACKED?

>>87773120
name one book with flat non-trap elves that aren't lolis.
bet you can't

>>87773200
Outbreak company had some flat elves

>>87773200
Why don't lolis count?

I also said Japanese made elves, that can be anime, visual novels and games too.

>>87767691

Thassa gnome, y'all.

>>87771028

But Eowyn was awesome.

https://youtu.be/hWjt6LGhHsI

>>87767747

Still crying about that, Low-Pockets?

>>87770497

No, those dudes are Halflings. What is up with calling every smallish point-eared demi-human (outside of D&D) an elf?

>>87768229
Oh, gross, a hirsutist.

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I gotta say, I love the elf Hitler trope. The psychotic elf ninja prince from Hellboy II was pretty cool.

>>87770257
>>87770272
>>87770332
Gate is fucking terrible though, even by bad manga standards.

>>87768705

I want Gary Busey Elf to die in a fire.

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>>87768705

>>87769627
>RIP Drew Hayes.
Too good for this wicked Earth.:_:

>>87772631
>Santa elves

...are gnomes.

>>87774226

>that Skeletor-ass Witch King performance

I don't know if I love it or hate it

Also

>"Or he will slay THEE in turn"

Fuck's sake, if you couldn't make the line work then leave it out, don't make it the exact opposite of what it's supposed to be

>>87774445
Too close to home?

>>87774575
Gnomes are a kind of elf like how halflings are a kind of human

>>87774655
I always assumed Gnomes were a kind of dwarf since they also lived underground and were known for making things.

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>>87774736
That's dwarven propaganda to make themselves look more intelligent by associating with gnomes. Gnomes are fey creatures, and thus closer to elves than dwarves.

I mean look at this little nigga. You think dwarves can spit magic like that?

>>87768705
Why does he look like James Franco?

>>87774736
Gnomes were originally just another name for elves or fairies. Tolkien originally called the Noldor gnomes before he cheesed the name because he thought people would take it the wrong way. Whatever post-D&D bullshit classification gnomes have nowadays, I have no idea.

>>87774655


Now that you bring it up, IIRC, an early name for some of Tolkien's elves was Gnomes.

Hmmm...dubs don't lie...

>>87769631

Don't forget keggling in forest clearings, and murdering people for gold.

>>87770438

If the D&D game I play in is accurate, YES.

>>87770438

Wow elves definitely do, the windrunner family is notorious for their love of human interracial.

>>87768085

Me neither.

>>87775070
Gnomes were originally another name for elves, fairies, brownies, goblins, kobolds, pixies; the list goes on. All that folk shit had very thin dividing lines and got all mashed together as people tromped across europe. Pretty much anyone who tells you x was not y is talking bullshit into your ear
And D&D lumps gnomes in with fey stuff

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>>87770443
Hey!

>>87769123
Why is that elf angry?

>>87767641
around elves watch yourelves

>>87770257
>>87770272
>>87770332
>Unironically posting GATE

This series is so garbage it wouldn't be worth reading even if it had a thousand elves.

>>87775303
are kobolds supposed to be dog people, or lizard people? I've seen both.

>>87772475
Daria>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Margaret

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>>87775657
They're little people. I have no idea when the dog/lizard/rat thing started

>>87775747
japs only got to 2nd edition dnd where kobolds used to be gnolls/dog ppl. nowadays, they're lizard peeps

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>>87775819
Gnolls existed since first edition, and 2e kobolds looked like this

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>>87775958
it looks vaguely dog-like

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Fun fact: Khajiit are technically elves.

>>87776262
Everything is an elf in TES.

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>>87776292
Humans and Argonians are not.

>>87776292
except for the actual humans like bretons, imperials, and 1 more but I forget
khajit were turned into cats by their goddess, argonians are ruled by sentient space trees, and bosmer are cannibals

>>87768289

But I like black chicks, this analogy makes no sense

>>87770228
The cemented Varis as a god tier elf.

Fucking savage.

>>87776351

Bretons are half elfs

>>87776358
>what are thicc orc females

>>87776351
Imperials, Redguard and Nords. Bretons actually have elfblood

>>87776371
sorry, i dont remember, but there are actual humans. also other beast races on the other continent

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>>87776384

But I like female elves. Hence why the analogy makes no sense

>inb4 dark elves

Please, they're just elves with a heavy tan

>>87776371
More like 1/5 elves.

>>87776395
imperials=bland "romans"
redguards=north african we wuz kangs with sword magic
nords=snow niggers with dragon shouts

>>87776423
>what are drow

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>>87776492

Assholes

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>>87768790
Not even best Malekith.

>dad was Elf King Arthur
>elf senate tries to dick you out of throne
>fuck you elf senate
>walk into magic fire in a huff, get burned horribly
>FUCK YOU ELF SENATE
>become Doctor Doom basically
>start a thousand year war of succession
>break the alliance between elves and dwarves out of spite
>don't give a fuck if nobody wants him as king
>don't give a fuck if his name is cursed from Ulthuan to Cathay
>don't give a fuck if his less charcoaled nephews are more popular with the people
>he's the rightful king niggas, gimme dat throne

And in the end he was right, too.

>>87775741
Daria is cute too, but Margaret is my elfu of choice

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>>87767641
Great.

>>87776541

Malekith being right all along was the single most retarded retcon in the ocean of retarded retcons that was The End Times.

It's so fucking unbelievably stupid I honestly can't believe they went for it

>>87776592
>has sex with you because she needs to procreate
>has sex with you because she enjoys it
>has sex with you because she literally can't stop thinking about dicks

>>87776602
It was pretty stupid, but at that point I was just laughing as the bombs fell.

I think some of the vampire count stuff may have been dumber. And the shit with Be'lakor.

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>>87776526
Anyone have the version of this where it's two elves and and orc woman, and the elves are making fun of her because they're all gay?

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>>87776645
I don't but I know what you are referring to.

>>87776574
I find Margaret kinda boring

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>>87776690
>Those ears
Oh goddammit.

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>>87776592
Different elves for different types, every other race can't even compete.

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>>87776726

Deedlit is adorable. She has her human husbando though so she's taken.

>>87776645
you mean this? >>87768807

>>87776693
Maybe a bit since she was that game's 'main girl'

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>>87776690
Deedlit a cute

>>87776756
Yeah, atleast she wasn't shara tier of boring

>>87776541
how was he right?

I didn't keep up with the End Times

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>deedlit

I prefer Pirotess when it comes to Lodoss elves

Daily reminder that Tolkien didn't start with the whole Elves are "pure" and xenophobic trope.

>>87776827
Apparently Asuryan wanted a warlike king all along, and the misfortunes of the elvish race have been him punishing them for poisoning that choosing flame thing against Malekith.

If Malekith had endured the fire a little longer Asuryan would have swooped down to heal him. Instead he decided the elves, and Malekith, would have to be forged into the hardest stone cold motherfuckers imaginable by centuries of constant war. At some point in the End Times this all comes out, Malekith is crowned the Phoenix King, and Tyrion nopes so hard over it he draws Widowmaker and sparks of a new civil war.

It's pretty dumb.

>>87776842

Only wood elves were xenophobic in his work, and out of necessity because of an orc fortress in their kingdom.

>>87776756
Yup, that's the one.

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>>87768728
They toned it down a little while back but it's still a lot. You can just get a mod for stopping the AI from making aggressive agent actions if you want.

>>87776541
> End Times
Anon...

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>>87777123

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Mignola's fae were pretty cool

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>>87777419
I love how they continue Tolkien's theme of a race with its glory days far behind, that is fading into the dark forever

>>87777467
A lot of things do that. Witcher, Dragon Age, Warhammer, etc. Elves are always falling, it's practically a racial trait

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>>87777511
While I don't really like Iron Kingdoms' general aesthetic, I do like that it's elves are actively trying to do something about their decline, and a lot of them are pretty mad about it.

>Butterfly, what is your wisdom?
>"Fuck Thamar."
>And so we went to war.

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>>87777467

>>87777511
Yeah, but his aesthetic really fits with the material I find.

>/co/ and /tg/ is now a pro-elf, pro-haflhuman board
Disgusting race traitors you will be the first to hang during the day of the emperor

>>87775819
Kobolds were always described as with "dog-like snouts". Japan took this (probably through mistranslation) to mean "dog-like" rather than dragon worshiping lizards.

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>>87777620
THIS

>>87768085
>>87775215
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/50096488/

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Childhood is when you idolize dwarfs. Adulthood is when you realize elves make better waifus.

>>87770497
Dude, ElfQuest.

>>87773170
More or less.
Cutter steals that brown guy's fiancee.

>>87772735
Name a dwarf that isn't a Gimli derivative. Tyrion Lannister doesn't count.

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>>87778390
There's always Varric AKA the one good thing to come out of modern Bioware.

>>87777583
I remember one anon on /tg/ talking about how his fantasy elves were basically Fantasy Baltics. He had this race of incredibly long-lived creatures who had dedicated their entire lives to fighting each other in the forests for reasons that have long been forgotten. So while mankind was slowly dragging itself out of the caves and developing tools, the elves were fighting.
While mankind was developing complex feudal hierarchies, the elves were fighting.
When mankind finally ventured into the forests, chasing the legends of ancient, wise and powerful fae that lived there, they found a race of cynical, stone-faced knife-eared bastards that merely looked at these new comers, asked them if they were with those Varanduil fuckers from across the woods, then told them to fuck off unless they had something useful to offer.

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Just so you know, you can read entire ElfQuest for free on the official site.

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>>87778627
Yeah, baltic elves are a ye olde /tg/ meme. I'm sure someone will post the copypasta at some point.

IK elves are a little different in that they're not really fighting each other. But they're just as miserable and trigger-happy. Their fluff can be boiled down to something along the lines of:

>Jonwen, are we sure these people are responsible for our problems? This evidence seems sort of circumstantia -
>Just shut the fuck up, Philowyr, holy fuck, you suck the joy out of everything. Now pick up that crossbow and shoot faggot.

>>87779139
What's the point of dual wielding crossbows?
Wouldn't that be a huge pain in the ass?

>>87779209

A crossbow and a hand crossbow are not the same thing

>>87779246
Unless he has two extra arms it still looks like a pain in the ass

>>87779209
I dunno man, elf magic?

Look how old that nigga is. He's probably got 2000+ years to his name and has level 'I Win' on his stat card.

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>>87779139
>I'm sure someone will post the copypasta at some point.
Don't mind if I do

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>>87779717
Though I favor slavic interpretation

>>87767773
Jesuits aren't Catholic. They're the whiney liberals of the religious without someone oppressing them they become a bunch of cunts.

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Leprechauns or nothing.

>TFW we had almost a month of nonstop threads

>>87780000
t. Society of Saint Pius X

>>87780124
At least I'm not a spic who was a 'chemist'. Or doesn't preach moral relativism all the time or is fine with Muslims attacking us and our places worship. He's not a bad Christian, but he's like Obama, a spineless shit who talks big about meaningless shit, but never cracks down on behavior that is killing and damning us.

>>87780485
Sorry he does preach relativism. That was a typo.

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This is an elf thread, son.

>>87777123
Is that from a movie?

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FUCK THE ELVES!

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I've never actually seen what eleven fortress is supposed to look like? Always see them in their nice homes or god damn trees.

>>87781039
Depends, are they high elves or wood elves.

High elves make some pretty nice shit, wood elves would just have some nice tree houses, but they're still probably nicer than most civilized people's cities.

>>87773076
see >>87767760

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dorfs >>>>>> elfs

>>87770443
Damn is that a nethack comic? Is there any more?

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REMINDER MAN'S GREATEST ALLY ARE THE UNDEAD

>>87780746
That's the end goal, yes.

>>87780682
World of Wolfram. It's a German comedy.

>>87781391
http://maze.icomix.com/index.html

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>>87776645
this one?

>Breeding Season dies in 2016 along with other cultural icons
>most of the elf animations weren't even done

I just want this year to end.

>>87777877
is that macha?

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>>87784051
yup

>>87782356
>World of Wolfram
thanks anon

>>87772829

I think that's a distant enough relation to not matter.

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>>87773138
as an orc myself I don't appreciate that kind of language. My kind have fought long and hard to be helpful members of society.

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Who is best /co/ elf?

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Elf-girls are mean!

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>>87787061
Orc girls are sluts!

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>>87786489
Hurry Allura, before the eldar steal Lance's hot mon'keigh dick!

>>87778531
Eh, he's pretty much your stereotypical rogue but as a dwarf.

It's a bit uncanny how all of modern fantasy fiction is still bound to Tolkein in almost every way.

>>87780746
Wasn't there a version of this where the male elves actually look more feminine?

>>87769578
Please tell me this is the cover of some porn comic.

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>>87768705

Im my country's culture, elves are evil trickster spirits that live in dark marshes and deep forests fooling men by appearing as beautiful women.

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>>87788797
Why don't you check it out yourself?

>>87788973

not him but it's a web comic and you can read it for free on their site

>>87788889
I thought those were troll maidens.