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So Uncle Carl is the best character in the show now right?

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So Uncle Carl is the best character in the show now right?
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>>87762565
Uncle Carl is always the best character on the show.
Tonight!
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>>87762565
Which gem is he gonna fuck? He had alot of chemistry with peridot, so that would be her fourth major pairing implied on the show.
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>>87762734
Too bad Peridot is canonically incapable of having sex.
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>>87762826
>implying they dont have vaginas already
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>>87762565
>Some old bitch is the best character.

Hell no.
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>>87762915
>bigoted
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>>87762565
He's the only one who makes any sense around here. That's for sure.
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>>87762875
This.

"I'll get you a stick of pepperoni for your birthday."
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>>87762565
As soon as I heard that voice I knew. I knew he'd be best character. It's honestly not fair, you can't possibly hope to beat Carl, ever. Nothing they do can top this. No twist or lore theory confirmation will ever go beyond the greatness of that glorious moment. It's basically over. Any episode without him will be like comparing pork chops to hot dogs.
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>>87762928
in a cast of young idiots, the best character is always the grumpy old man.
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>>87762565


i was watching the episode and alll i could hear was /co/'s butthurt ..so i gonna cut right to the shitposting
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>>87762875
>Red pilled
I know this is bait, but just like in real life that term doesn't really make sense in this context. Carl was a sad kind of man that was too afraid to change and lost touch with the thing he held most dear--his family. He was old and disliked change but ultimately made peace with his own flaws as presented in the episode. He's still conservative at the end of the episode, but doesn't fit any of the other redpill criteria you fags are always going on about
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>>87762565
>All these ATHF voice actors
So will we ever get Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad as characters in this show? What are they going to be like?
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>>87763275
One can only hope they're the rest of Steven's extended family.
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>>87762565
A terrible bag of stereotypes who was only saved by being Carl.
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>>87763214

>he was afraid of change.

His whole family went from close and tightnit to upping and leaving and never talking to each other again for little to no reason.

it wasn't that he didn't want to change as it was him trying to hold on to the feelings he still had a family.
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>>87763214
This, and honestly that's why I like him. I thought they were going to make him some irredeemable shitheel like Kevin so they can promptly throw him out like Bismuth, but they actually made him the most human member of the cast. I got to give credit where it's due, this was one of the best episodes in a while.
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>>87763214
I love that everybody has already forgotten his real name and just calls him Carl.
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>>87763336
It's not like he couldn't contact them anymore though. Barring Greg he knew where they were and could easily reach them through plane. He even says this himself. He just wanted to blame everyone else when the truth was it was him who lacked the initiative to keep the bond close.
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>>87762565
"Uncle Carl"???
Oh, FUCKME! I missed another Damned episode!
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>>87763275
>>87763308


>Dana Snyder doing his Granny Kuyler voice as Grandma DeMayo
>Carey Means as Greg's half-brother
>Dave Willis as Steven's cousin

I can dig it.
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>>87763436
Can you fuck off back to /reddit/?
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>>87763422
MY NAME IS

SHAKE ZULA THE MIKE RULA
THE OLD SCHOOLA, YOU WANNA TRIP, I'LL TAKE IT TO YA
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>>87763413
and yet everyone hates the episode and the fandom is leaving "cause its filler"
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>>87763487
>>87763505
They're mad because it's true.
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>>87763617
Don't encourage them. I'm certain you know better
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>>87762565
How the hell was he in the wrong?
The barn was rightfully his, and then Peridot tries to fucking kill him.
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>>87763691
Then get ready to get your asshole ripped a new one when you shit up threads with your rehtoric, fuck.
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>>87763758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f2IgIrkD4
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http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Lauren_Zuke
I think someone vandalized Zuke's wiki page.
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post yfw "you couldn't even marry an american"

The episode was decent. A few good jokes.
>Thinking Garnet was Greg's wife
>Our Greg is the superior one
>Let's all marry each other
>I really hate this table

Should've aired on Thanksgiving for maximum comfy.
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>>87763848
Too bad Greg is a cuck now.
Seriously who changes their name?
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>>87763867
He's a rock star, so stage name.
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You know had this episode aired earlier none of this political bullshit would surround this episode.
Literally everyone is analyzing how it "reflects" the current political climate.
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>>87763275
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>>87763867
Holy fucking shit, who wants demayo as their last name?
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>>87763867

well to be fair a lot of musicians and wannabe musicians will change their last name
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>>87763885
That's retarded and beta.
He should be proud of the DeMayo page.
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>>87763896
It's a much better name than that faggy Universe name.
>>87763897
Correction; only complete cuck musicians change their names.
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>>87763867
>changing your name by yourself makes you a cuck
What? That doesn't even make sense.
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>>87763896
>who wants demayo as their last name?
Apparently Steven.
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>>87763896
steven now
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>>87763847
>Gender: Non-binary
>they
This is a joke, r-right?
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>>87763927
>>87763928
If he changes his last name everyone is going to bully him and call him Steven DeMayonnaise
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>>87763934
Unfortunately, no.
She outright says it on her tumblr.
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>>87763927
>>87763928
I guess Steven isn't as big as a cuck as I thought.
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>>87763943
So was being a lesbian not special enough for her?
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>>87763896

looks like Prianka (i don't know how to spell her fucking name) was right when she said "I can't believe that's his real name."
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>>87763945
>>87763972
Foreshadowing.
Of course, common sense would dictate that no one would have Universe as their last name.
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>>87763985
>common sense would dictate that no one would have Universe as their last name.
>Fryman
>Pizza
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>>87763941
1. They would make fun of him more if he had a beta last name like Universe.
2. He's fat, wears sandals and likes wearing pink. His name is the least of his worries.
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>>87763997
>Andy comes into town
>Meets townsfolk
>"HEY FRYMAN!"
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>Greg mentions the Gems are aliens from fucking outer space
>Andy only cares about the fact that they're illegal immigrants

How to spot a liberal writing a conservative character.
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>>87763972
>>87763985
didn't we already know he changed his name to universe
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>>87763997
Obviously, those are fake too.
Is everyone in town a cuck who changes his last name?
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>>87763999
They put a single line over two brides though.
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>>87764015
>reading politics in a kid's cartoon
>when this episode was made before the political shitstorm
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>>87763896
Post yfw Uncle Andy was actually a chopper pilot for Punished 'Venom' Maheswaren waaay back in the day when Connie's dad was a soldier of fortune.
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>>87763999
boi
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>>87763926
Yes it does.
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>>87764020
Retcon.
These writers are shit at continuity.
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>>87764015
Its a fucking joke about how crazy and distant he is, idiot.
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>>87763847
>http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/152265510279
Good for them.
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>>87764100
I'm not sure how making up genders is "good for them".
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>>87764045
Did Doug Maheswaran sell the world?
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>>87763413
It's one of the only episodes in a while.
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>hates hippies
>hates immigrants

Do you think he voted for Trump?
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>>87764115
How are they making it up, and what reason would they do that?
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>>87764192
Non-binary is just some special snowflake trend I see on tumblr.
Every picture I see of a "non-binary" is just some chick wearing a cap and short hair.
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>>87763275
>>87763892
>>87764010
Now we just need Martin C. Croker to come on the show and it would be amazing!
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>>87764297
Damn you anon...
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>>87764010
Underratted post
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>>87764297
It's C. Martin Crocker.
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>>87764007
Would you bully a kid who can throw boulders and be slammed through solid rock with only have a few scratches to show for it?
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>>87764015

Does anyone else intensely despise how fucking dense humans are in this show?
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>>87764139
I meant like before the hiatus. After Mr. Greg, a lot of episodes were bad/meh, so I was pleasantly surprised this turned out as good as it did.
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>>87764637
No, but I do despise how dense the majority of people in this thread are.
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>>87764370
>C. Martin Croaked
ftfy ;_;
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>>87763918
>Freddie Mercury was a cuck
Please die
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>>87762875
>>87762915
you two just shut up and fuck already
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>>87762734
Amethyst
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>>87764297

they aren't going to be able to do that with a Ouija board.

or is it a Luigi board?
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>>87764139
That got a chuckle out of me
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>>87764020
No but it could be easily assumed it was just his rockstar stagename
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>>87764015
The problem is conservatives say shit like "I have no problem with legal immigration, it's illegal immigration that's the problem"

It gives people the impression that conservatives are just idiots hung up on rules and regulations, what they should say is "Too much immigration is always a problem especially when the immigrants are millions of illiterate peasants and criminals, how could you ever think this was a good idea you fucking idiot?"
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>>87763941
There's only one bully in Beach City (I don't think Kevin actually lives in town) and Steven already knows his real name is Laramie.
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>>87763926
Ignore it. Dumbasses have been using cuck as a catch-all insult instead of for its intended use as an insult.
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>>87763999
What is this trying to imply?
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>>87763413
Even though he showed himself to not be that bad of a guy, half of Tumblr is going apeshit hating on this character simply because he's conservative and "probably a Trump supporter" as they put it.
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>>87764100
>It's real
...God damn it Zuke I thought you were better than this..
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>>87763336
It seems like the DeMayo/Universe family has a severe streak of wanderlust, even the one who was most adamant about staying settled and tight-knit got in a plane and travelled the world when the rest of the family left him.
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>>87764283
There are legitimately people who don't feel like they're either a guy or a chick though. "They" isn't some dumbass made-up word either, it's neutral, and we already use it sometimes to refer to people whose gender we don't know. Not a big deal to me.
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I can't believe Carl and Willie Nelson are cousins.
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>>87765944

I don't think many Steven Universe fans actually voted.

Imagine the prospect of being stare raped by Trump supporters. Imagine the difficulty in deciding what form of virtue-signalling rebellious clothing to wear. Imagine the dilemma of whether or not to make a placard. Imagine leaving your cats alone for a few hours.

Easier to just blog about how a Trump supporter touched your ass.
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>>87766142
>zuke
>better than this
I mean, really?

As long as it's not dumb shit like "zer/zim" then I don't mind using they for people that I at least have some respect for.
They still draws the sexiest characters, so they're cool in my book.
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>>87762565
It's funny how the character that was meant to be unlikely and antagonistic felt like the most human character in the show.
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>>87772028

SJWs are cannibals.
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>>87763525
It's rather poor nartive to to 3 episodes world building and then clog it with 20 episodes of filler.
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>>87772028
> Tumblr is unable to tell the difference between a cranky old man who feels uncomfortable that the world has moved on without him and a bloodthirsty threat who was going to inhumane measures to achieve her ends

Did they miss the part that the reason Lapis was cracked and fused into a mirror was because Bismuth had attempted to kill her and then it can be concluded that she then tried to hide the evidence? All Andy did was get mad that he came back to his parents barn to find two hobos had moved in, tore his property apart, and made a mess everywhere.

Also Andy bothered to listen to reason in the end. Bismuth did not.

Jesus Christ, these idiots...
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>>87771644
She said we can use any pronouns for them. For now, anyway. Just that we can't call him a man or woman.
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>>87762565
Easily the best character. Although there wasn't much competition since most of the characters on this show are shit.
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So steven is an italian-american...
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>>87772319
>italian jew
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>>87770674
>There are legitimately people who don't feel like they're either a guy or a chick though
Yeah, the mentally ill

take your faggotry back to tumblr
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>TFW imagining how many time they had to do retakes in the recording room because they all kept calling him Carl instead of Andy
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>Greg went from teenager to 50 year old in 14 years
>also his cousin is like 70

this don't make no sense
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>>87772319
>curly black hair
>obsession with NYC despite living in a Maryland beach town
>inherent hatred of New Jersey
in hindsight it should have been obvious
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GET OUT OF MY FRICKIN BARN
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>>87764297
I saw C. Martin Crocker at a con just a couple of months before he died. He was sitting at a table selling his wares and I didn't buy anything.
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>>87762565
Period.
SWEET NECTAR
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>'ey Steven, I get that you think your little pumpkin abomination is cute, but, ah, you gotta get it the hell away from me
>me an' dogs, uh, we got a bit of a history
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>>87772461
>Greg left when he was 20
>Met Rose when he was 22
>Had Steven when he was 30
>Been raising him for 14 years
>44 now
>His cousin is 15 years older than him
It adds up more or less, it could have been a bit longer than 20 years
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>>87762565
i liked him. i know it was about family and not political shit, but even if you see it in that angle he was a nice person.
also, it would be nice to see steven to spend time with a regular guy
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>>87772402
Not them, but I don't think it's completely unwarranted for some people to just not like the concept of genders and gender roles, not everyone needs that level of structure in their lives. I am autistic though, so I can't in confidence say I'm not mentally ill.

It's childish as fuck to get hung up on pronouns though, only people with 0 respect for themselves get involved with gender politics. Suicide when
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>>87772163
But Bismuth is "black coded" and "badass" and Andy is white.

If Bismuth was literally a black human woman who wanted to kill white people and the main characters thought she was wrong for wanting to murder people the tumblrwhales still would have thrown a fit. "WHY DO WE HAVE TO FORGIVE OUR OPPRESSORS????!!!"
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>>87772688
>only people with 0 respect for themselves get involved with gender politics
Indeed. That goes for people on both sides of the argument.

If your life revolves around, who you're sexually attracted to, what sex organs you have, any fetishes you have, etc. I sincerely pity you. Just go live your fucking life and people will leave you alone
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>>87770674

i don't feel short but i am 5'6".

someone can define themselves whatever way they want, but were just curious what genitallia they have, you dont need to say 'NON BINARY.

your penis is not non binary.
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>>87772758
Fuckin' church.
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>>87772461
>>87772645
We saw Sour Cream's conception basically in the back of Greg's van in Story for Steven.

Sour Cream doesn't look older than 18 years old.
Steven is 14.

This means that Greg and Rose were only together for 4 years MAX before Steven was born.
So it's actually
>Greg left 20 years ago (so when he was 20, yeah)
>Met rose at 22
>Pic related happened in 4 FUCKING YEARS
>Had steven at 26 at most
>14 years
>he's 40
That's how the math should go at least. I think Sugar's official statement was that Greg was "in his early to mid 40s"
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>>87772753
>"WHY DO WE HAVE TO FORGIVE OUR OPPRESSORS????!!!"
Fuck you know they totally would have too.

The fucking Harry Potter generation sincerely cannot handle life not playing out like a fantasy novel. I dated a girl who would legitimately break down if things didn't go the way she expected them to or if people challenged her world view.

We talked about politics occasional and I would try to rationalize to her why someone would support Trump (with arguments like: maybe they care more about [issues] than social politics) and she simply couldn't/wouldn't understand.

We broke up before the election but I could only imagine the tears were catastrophic. Never met anyone so closed minded in my life.
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>>87772753
If Bismuth is "black coded" for being big, violent and having a black VA, then Pearl is "Asian coded" since she is an anorexic assburger with an inferiority complex and an Asian VA.
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>>87772319
Of Southern Italian extraction. Neato.
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>>87772028
Andy wasn't supposed to be unlivable, only stubborn. He's a pretty nice guy all things considered.
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>>87772893
But he's a WHITE MALE!
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>>87772860
Yeah these idiots would agree with you.

Basically
>nonhuman character with a white VA
>non-racial
>non-human character with a minority VA
>racially coded to whatever the VA's race is

None of these people would claim Bender Rodriguez is "coded-Latino" despite literally being from Mexico, involved in petty crimet, and a very aggressive flirt. But Garnet is "coded-black" because Estelle is black and she has an afro.
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>>87772860
She also has the body of a young boy, which I can appreciate
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>>87772860
i never got this meme, she doesn't look black to me. in a different palette she could easily be frymom
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>>87763214
>a sad kind of man that was too afraid to change and lost touch with the thing he held most dear--his family. He was old and disliked change
sounds red pilled to me
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>>87773038
Want to see something funny? Post this on tumblr.
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>>87772597
>>87772634
I can only imagine that Andy rocks out to Chickenfoot when he's flying.
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>>87762565
Please god let this motherfucker be a recurring character for the rest of the show. I love him.
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>>87772998
I mean afros are pretty fucking black, but I still see what you mean.
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>>87773187
Yeah but if her VA was white no one would be saying she's coded black.

The whole "coded" argument hinges entirely on the race of the VA which makes it bullshit. You're essentially saying a minority VA can't portray a character as anything but their minority which is ironic considering how much tumblr cares about 'muh racisms'
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>>87763523
FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP
ROCK YOU LIKE A COP
MEATWAD YOU'RE UP NEXT
WITH YOUR KNOCK-KNOCK
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>>87772998
Rodriguez?
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>>87771485
I'm a Steven Universe fan and I voted for Trump
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>>87773251
you don't deserve SU you fucking white male
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>>87771485
I voted for Johnson, but part of me wanted Trump to win for the tide of salt that would pour from the Left.
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>>87773250
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>>87771485
I'm a SU fan, voted for Clinton, and I still don't see the big deal
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>>87773274
Tide?
We will be mining this mountain for decades.

A mountain of skulls, scalps and salt.
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>>87763967
>>87763943
>>87763934

Who cares?
What's the big deal?
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>>87764908
So you're saying that conservatives should care less about laws and taxes being paid, and should just be straight up racists.

Alright, that makes sense.
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>>87773104
I mean, she's definitely not drawn like the black people in this show
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>>87773215
Tumblr is basically full of non-functional sheltered solipsistic idiots who have no clue how anything works and are in a perpetual state of scorn, so they spend their time doing the closest socially acceptable equivalent of shrieking, flailing and shitting their pants. I hate them.

That being said I feel like Garnet's design has roots in the actual blaxploitation genre and if I have ever seen anything "black coded" or racially coded in my life, it's her. I like her as a character and like SU and this ultimately means nothing to me, but if this were something Sugar was trying to avoid, which I doubt, then she could have tried harder.
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WE

ARE THE HUNGER FORCE
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>>87764908
>It gives people the impression that conservatives are just idiots hung up on rules and regulations
Maybe if you're a college sophomore with absolutely no political intelligence.

Illegal immigrants are generally poor, uneducated, unwilling/unable to learn English, more likely to be involved in violent crime, and be addicted to drugs.

Legal immigrants generally are highly educated, speak english, provide a service otherwise hold a salaried job, and less likely to be involved in any crime.

You're a fool if you think the only difference between legal and illegal immigration is "rules and regulations"
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>>87773274
Literally me. I honestly didn't' think it would be as bad as it was though. First time I've ever been embarrassed to be a millennial.

Honestly even if you're a democrat you should recognize that this loss is a good thing for you're party in the long run.
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>>87773373
>blaxploitation
Save yourself the time and just write a tumblr post. Fucking faggot lol
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>>87773474

Uneducated dumbass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaxploitation
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>>87773474
I thought it was a legit genre of movie, not just a meme.
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>>87773474
Not him, but its an actual genre of movies. They aren't actually that racist outside of having majority black casts that actually act black.
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>>87773507
>caring about low quality black "entertainment"
There has never been a good BET movie. Not a single one
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>>87773465
I'm a democrat
Why would I think that?
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>>87773516
Why do black people have such a massive aversion to being depicted even slightly stereotypically?
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>>87773551
they don't
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>>87773550
It will hopefully make the party look at how they've distanced themselves from the working class and the working class responded by not voting for Hill.
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>>87773546
read the article idiot

>>87773582
what a dick
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>>87773331
Oh yes, the Saltnami.
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>>87773215
Case in point.
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>>87773551
only fags are. stereotypes are funny. it's like that time speedy gonzales was banned
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>>87772461
I have cousins that are 20+ years older than me due to my parents both being the youngest siblings in their respective families. Hell the age gap between my dad and his oldest sister is so big that he has a nephew that's only a year younger than he is.

It's not a big stretch to get that age gap at all.
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>>87773624
>read a wiki article written by niggers
shouldn't you be peddling your bullshit on >>>/r/stevenjewniverse ?
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>>87773465
>you're party
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>>87773678

I should have realised you were baiting sooner.

my bad.
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>>87773274
>>87773331
>>87773465
>>87773639

>>>/wsg/1397041


It's like every time a democrat opens their mouth it's nothing but bitterness, salt, or hypocrisy
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>>87773678
Being this dysfunctional and socially, maturely, and educationally inept gets you a RED CARD
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>>87773550
Because the existential crisis happening right now will make you're party better at campaigning in the future.

Democrats in general became to elitist over the course of Obama's presidency, they disregarded the "Fly over states" as if they don't matter and took minority votes for granted.

The party of inclusion became very non-inclusive.

Both Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama have said things to this effect after the election(According to Obama, he was trying to push for more rural outreach and black outreach but was ignored)

Meanwhile Clinton decided to blame the FBI director as if that was the sole cause of her failure. It just shows that she was never a good pick, and that even a flawed pick like Trump outplayed her by simply going to communities and giving speeches.

In the end, I'm saying that the Democrats will be better off because they'll actually reach out to people who don't fit their mold and try to sway them, like Bill Clinton and Obama did to win their elections, and not just assume they'll win with their guaranteed progressive voter base(which lost them everything this time)

>>87773684
Muscle memory. If you'd type more than thirty words a minute you'd understand.
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>>87773715
I'm being 100% serious.

Take your faggy LA "politics" and go back to whatever Yaoi blog you came from
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>>87762734
The Pumpkin.

Correction, it will fuck him.
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>>87773757
Fair enough
but


>you're party
goddamnit anon.
twice in a row?
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>>87764297
Too soon.
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>>87773804
I didn't proofread my post after reading yours.
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>>87772028
Tumblr didn't really like this episode.
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>>87773878
>Jasper and Eyeball
>black coded
wut?
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Is there some kind of banality generator that is wrecking the minds of all humans so they just accept things dealing with the gems?
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>>87762565
The moment i heard is voice, he could have murdered the whole cast and i would've been on board, hes up there with bender and slade
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>>87773272
Lol
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>>87773550
>Why would I think that?
Because the DNC is a shell of its former self.

>colluded with media outlets to deny O'Malley and Sanders media coverage
>told Biden not to campaign because it was Hillary's turn to run
>took the minority vote for granted
>cheated during at least one of the debates against Trump
>assumed women vote as a bloc
>once they lost proceeded to blame everyone but themselves for the loss

Brazile is STILL chairwoman of the DNC and they are sticking to their guns that Comey cost them the election. Not the fact that they ran the most unlikable and untrusted Democrat in 25 years.

The Democratic Party has two choices.

Either they stop hounding on issues that alienate rural/working class whites like Federal gun control (keep it a local issue), stop insulting their opponents for being "bigoted", and actually campaign outside of big cities. Or they have to keep finding flawless and inspirational young candidates like Obama every single election to get all the people who stayed home to come and vote.
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>>87764178
Eveything is a good pretense to blackmail those stupid men by know-it-all lesbos and feminists.
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>>87772814
Given that his relationship with his stepdad basically boils down to, "when are you going to get a real job?" it stands to reason that Sour Cream is AT LEAST 18, if not 19 or 20, already.

That's still a hell of a lot of aging for Greg to do in a short period of time, but if Steven's fourteen and Greg spent four or five years with Rose before he was conceived, he's at least pushing forty in the show.
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>>87773901
see >>87773215

The only 'argument' for Jasper being "coded black" is that she has a black VA
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>>87773948
they've been on earth for thousands of years

people have pretty much accepted it by now
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Why does everyone read politics into this episode. This is a age old situation dealing with the merits of traditions or a more flowing dynamic lifestyle. and in the end steven valued both.
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>>87774090
Because the writers of steven universe completely lack subtlety

>they're IMMIGRANTS!!
>get off my COUNTRY! get off my LAND!
>what do you mean you weren't TECHNICALLY MARRIED!?
Ham fisted at best
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>>87774078
That doesn't explain all the hand waving normal humans do to just accept the situations. Its not like carl just flew in already knowing about the gems.
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>>87774141
Honestly this seemed less like intentional politics and more like they were literally writing for Carl, because that's the kind of thing he'd say.
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>>87774067
>>87773901

but eyeball's VA isn't black
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He's the only reason I want to watch this piece of dogshit.
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>>87774141
That is not politics that shits been going on since time immemorial. It is straight up age old human condition.

Patriotism fear of the other and secure traditions have existed forever and it is only a more modern branch of the Republican party who have taken up these banners.
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>>87774205
His "hobbies" include hating Steven Universe and crying while masturbating.
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>>87774217
I doubt they went into this wanting to comment on current politics, the episode was probably written 9 months ago

But they definitely meant for his character to be "Racist uncle our viewers on tumblr secretly hate"

I've never encountered a group of writers that pandered so hard to their fans
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>>87774007
I suppose that's true.

We really don't have a solid age on the cool kids or lars/sadie.
We know they all still live with their parents, they can drive, and they have what seem to be full time jobs.

Have we ever heard mention of any college in/near Beach City?
I find it odd that Buck at least wouldn't be in college if he was over 18.
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>>87774282
>I've never encountered a group of writers that pandered so hard to their fans
I seriously can't wait for this show to end/get canceled just so all those faggots go back to rebbit or whatever other shitty website they came from. It's not that I dislike the show but holy fuck those babies act like this show is their whole world.

It's like the MLP all over again
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>>87774282
>I've never encountered a group of writers that pandered so hard to their fans

This, they must have nobody or an actual smooth brained moron to give them PR advice, they have no idea how much they are sabotaging themselves and alienating their audience over some gold stars from the shipping war/cancer crowd.
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>>87774282
But the entire point of the episode is that traditions and connections to the past are important and Steven knows that it is a aspect of himself he never had a choice of being a part of. The human part of himself he "knows" is mostly a fabrication. Fake last name no real knowledge of family. If anything this episode was completely against the tumblr viewership idealized "life style".

Especially because Carl acted rationally and never really changed his point of view. He tolerated Greg and the gems because in Steven is the last hope of a passing on of the family traditions he values.
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>Steven,back in my day when your dad and I were young,he picked up the guitar after watching me play Eddie Van Halen's Eruption,only better
>In fact! I wrote a little something that I know Greg wouldn't ever be able to play!
>GREG! Remember this one?!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo
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>>87774078
Anon we all know that humans would abduct gems then study them to learn how to make immortal perfect waifus or husbanbos for the ladies.
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>>87774441
I'm guessing the writers figured their fans would like to see Steven (and the gems) use their optimistic diplomacy to deconstruct and understand the viewpoint of a common "antagonist" in their viewers lives.

What ended up happening was tumblr throwing a [poopoo peepee] shitfit over the "racist trump supporting WHITE MALE" getting more character development than sociopath murderer Bisumth or Jasper "I like to fuck mutants" Mengele
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>>87762826
Rose and Greg had a fucking baby dude. Crystal gems can fuck, it's canon.
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>>87773988
Even Bill, fucking, Clinton admitted it was Hillary's fault and her campaign staff. Bill tried giving Hillary advice over and over, and she and her staff ignored it saying it was outdated and dumb. It frustrated him to no end.
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>>87773988
>actual good political discussion
Wow
>on 4Chan
Hot Fuck
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>>87762565
so when will we have an ATHF cameo and/or crossover episode?
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If even one special snowflake learns to not ruin family Thanksgiving because of this episode it will have been worth it.

Praise Carl.
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>>87774568
did they get this angry when Pearl Raped Garnet?
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>>87774600
Oh fuck I read that too.

Bill flat out told them they weren't focusing enough on the Rust Belt and they shit all over his strategy.

I hope he managed to get in at least one "I told you so" to Huma. What kind of idiot ignores the advice of a man who successfully ran for president twice?
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>>87762565
I liked how they showed him as a flawed human being, but who deeply cares about his family and is willing to improve himself so he can be with those he loves.
I was afraid they were going to use him as a Strawman or turn him into a (somehow) "irremediable" bastard like Kevin. But nope, I think he was executed well.
And to be honest, his traditionalist views were pretty funny.
Also, kudos for making realize that Steven is a bastard.
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>>87774629
It was mostly complaining that they keep stacking character flaws on to Pearl and having her "sexually assault someone" was a bridge too far.

They pretty much dropped it once Garnet pity fucked her to save their lives
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>>87774613
You can find good political discussion on /pol/ if you know where to look.

Avoid meme threads.
Avoid generals
Avoid obvious bait
Avoid clickbaty news reaction threads
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>>87763037
>any episode without him will be like comparing pork chops to hot dogs
Well, you know what they say about pork chops and hot dogs.
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>>87773901
reddish gem = black
bluish gem = white

purple = hispanic
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>>87773656
To be honest, I had absolutely no idea he was black until I saw the interviews
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>>87774766
Yeah, I know that /pol/ is actually capable of having a non-retarded discussion when you avoid the trolls and shitposters, like most boards, I just have no desire to seek that out.
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>>87774891
As a hispanic, I would feel insulted
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>>87774597
The problem is that Peridot can't shape-shift the parts to do so
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>>87774924
>no desire to become a meme-planeswalker
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>>87774891
I don't think Rose was black
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>>87775074
Memes finally became annoying when they were brought up for the election. It's an advertising tactic now, they're controlled so they're not funny anymore.

>member Pepe?
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>>87762565
Yes he is.
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>>87772912
*He's FUCKING A WHITE MALE
ftfy
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>>87762565
A few of his lines were funny but aside from that he was pretty boring, and all his generic "traditional values" comments were really forced
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>>87775487
Incredibly forced. Jesus christ.
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That first section of the episode that CN released with the pumpkin dog made me think the episode would have something to do with learning about gem production and the nature of how newborn gems are programmed, or at least cute shenanigans with Steven, Peridot, and Lapis as they learn to take care of something and eventually face a hard lesson about the fragility of organic life. Or something like that. But no, the focus was entirely on a new human I don't really give a shit about and the gems being shits and acting like parodies of themselves

I wish they didn't even show us that bit early, it's completely different from the rest of the episode
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>>87762734
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>>87775824
>I wish they didn't even show us that bit early, it's completely different from the rest of the episode

They're just doing what they do best Anon. Creating filler.
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>>87763997
Actually that makes some sense when you consider that most last names came from the trade that the family did.
Miller
Carpenter
Schumacher (shoe maker)
Smith
the list goes on.
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>>87773230
Meatwad something something see. Meatwad make the money see. Driving in my car living like a star something something and something. no
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>>87764015
The thing I had been wondering about that for awhile.
Sense they are aliens and predate the united states they can't be citizens and can't have social security numbers meaning they are prevented from doing a bunch of stuff.
Honesty it wasn't that bad a question to ask.
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>>87774282
>I've never encountered a group of writers that pandered so hard to their fans
dumbass
you know a world exists outside the internet right?
you know this show is mainly for kids right?
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>>87773465
>Honestly even if you're a democrat you should recognize that this loss is a good thing for you're party in the long run.
It would be if they learned anything from it, but it doesn't seem like they are, instead they are just doubling down on the same bullshit that made them lose in the first place.
Trump 2020 you heard it here first.
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>>87764015
it was supposed to be a joke you autist


>>87776586
he didn't know that
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>>87776830
>Trump 2020
Trump gets impeached for doing something retarded and everyone finally realises how full of shit he was
you heard it here first
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>>87776830
>>87776892
I go pee pee by myself.
You heard it here first.
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>>87776852
>he didn't know that
I know but he did ask "So they are illegal aliens?"
I'm just saying that there is good reason to ask such a question.
Honestly I'm just glad at least one character is finally asking questions at all.
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So just wanna clarify, they made a special 30 minute episode, that was just needless filler?
Like what the fuck, why make it extra long when it has nothing to do with the plot.
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>>87776892
>Trump gets impeached for doing something retarded and everyone finally realises how full of shit he was
Obama committed numerous acts that overreached his authority during his presidency that would have been ample grounds for impeachment and nothing happened and he didn't even have congress and the senate on his side as much as Trump will.
I think it's safe to say that Trump isn't going to be impeached.
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>>87776944
>finding out Steven and Greg's real last name
>introducing a member Steven's extended family

nope.
just filler.
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>>87776967
you underestimate how arrogant and retarded Trump is
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>>87777134
I think you overestimate it.
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>>87776944
>It has nothing to do with the plot

As weird as it may sound, it has everything to do with the plot. First of all Steven is half gem half human. This episode was all about Steven wanting to connect more with his human side by adding his blood-related cousin to the family. And as Rebecca once stated that folks equally interested in the family feelings stuff are probably more in tune with the intention of her show than folks just only watching it for the alien adventures lore. Once Homeworld eventually attacks (and by the sound of the credits it could be soon) we need to be able to feel for these character. Believe in why they are scared and fear for each others lives. If we hardly had any family bonding/beach city/human interactions the emotional impact would be very little.

>Oh look character x and y are in danger
>Meh whatever
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>>87762565
>ctrl+F
>no one has mentioned that Andy is holding DeMayo
I am disappointed, /co/.

Hell, I'm disappointed Steven didn't point that out.
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>>87773338
What's that got to do with racism? Having too many people in a country that isn't theirs becomes a problem at some point. Doesn't matter what colour they are, we just don't want any more people here.

We CAN fit them in but it wouldn't be a comfortable way of living. If every country relaxed their immigration laws then every country would be a densely populated shithole and everyone would be miserable.

If we isolate the poor, starving and diseased people to their own shithole of a country then everyone else can actually enjoy life.
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>>87762734
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/153323859714/god-forgive-me-for-this-ship
Or in short, Jasper.
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>>87773474
It's a fucking genre of movies that came out in the 70s, you braindead assrimmer. Get the fuck off this site, you sound like you're too young to even be posting here in the first place.
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>>87763848
>lets all marry each other
I had to pause there to deal with my sides imploding.
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>>87766142
Look, I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but you're a dumb motherfucker. A complete imbecile, really. Everyone, and I do mean every single fucking person, who works on this show is like this. All of them. You are watching a tumblr, SJW approved show made by a tumblr, SJW crew. The fact that I keep coming back to these threads just to see more of you idiots picking your jaws up off the floor when, god forbid, your brain starts functioning and you start picking up what the crew is putting down.
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>>87773878
What the fuck does coded mean?
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>>87773878
Oh, so NOW they're female, eh? I thought gems were supposed to be "genderless". Guess they can be called female for this point, though, because it's convenient fuel for their argument.
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>>87764100
>>87763847
changed it to properly match her self image.
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>>87778919
>Get bullied by fuckface tumblrites
>Believe further into their ideology as a result

How can Zuke be this retarded?
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>>87772163
>property
>absentee ownership

I really love that the Crystal Gems are anarchist rebel squatters.

>>87772319
AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

STEVEN! CHE CAZZO FAI CON LE DONNE DALLO SPAZIO?
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>>87778933
Coding is basically stereotyping. For example, if a character speaks in a way that's considered typically "black", then that's what they'd obviously be if they were human, and if you draw them as any other race in fan art, then you're a dirty racist erasing an entire peoples' heritage.
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>>87779092
Who else /pasta/ in here?
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>>87772319
Explains the fake accent in Historical Friction.
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>>87773878
Did 4chan like this episode?
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>>87778943
They're female when it's convenient to call them lesbians and earn free diversity points.
They're not female when anyone asks about it.
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>>87772319
Explains his inherent greater pizzamancy skill over the Pizza family in Restaurant Wars.
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>>87779340
tbf I think the tumblr post meant "female coded," which is accurate
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>>87779316
>Hey Gems, you wanna get outta my frickin barn?!
>more Lapis and Peridot
>heartwarming and about family

Come on, of course we did.
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>>87772163
I don't think Bismuth tried to hide the evidence, because I don't think she needed to; Lapis was a Homeworld gem walking around a battlefield. Homeworld were the ones who put Lapis into a mirror, and Pearl picked her up when the war was over and kept her fully knowing she was a person.
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>>87778919
No offense to your stupidity, but a bunch of those statements/tweets are clearly way anti tumblr/sjw and you just sound kind of too ignorant to tell the difference, like a little kid trained to squint and at a cartoon villain and say "There's the Tumblr!" at knee-jerk reaction stereotyping this thing you don't understand the difference.

No self identifying tumblrite or SJW would make a statement like
>"there still seems to be such a commitment to the gender binary in a modern day feminism, what it means to be a women."

Like are you just looking at key words like Trans or Queer and assuming this is a SJW saying that? You could just as easy confuse a Rad Femm or TERF who absolutely HATE the tumblr types and couldn't be more opposed yet you're talking about and you'd have them all lumped the same naively.
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>>87772461
Greg was in his 20s in the flashback eps. He's just immature as fuck
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>>87777953
Well yeah but most people don't put it that civilly as you just did.

Except for the last line.
>If we isolate the poor, starving and diseased people to their own shithole of a country then everyone else can actually enjoy life.
Nah let's face it you'd find another scrapegoat to blame all your problems on and go at like a Ram in heat until you're dead.
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>>87773038
Bismuth is Frymom Theory
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>>87778919
>"Gender isn't binary!"
>All the alleged extra genders are just variations of or transitions of the male and female genders to the other.
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>>87777134
You under estimate how arrogant and retarded the senate and our political system is becoming.

We have people on both sides of the aisles calling for censoring of free speech, concentration camps and locking up political dissents and yet half our country are dumbasses embracing it with open arms.
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>>87773988
>>once they lost proceeded to blame everyone but themselves for the loss
And other things that never happened for 500.
If anything they conceded too quickly and folded down like a house of cards. How masochistic can you be to do that?

>stop insulting their opponents for being "bigoted"
Sort of hard when your political opponent is being endorsed by the KKK and white supremacist groups hounding to start rounding up Non-whites once elected.
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>>87773878
Jasper isn't black. Shes obviously white, at worst, slightly Hispanic. Are these people retarded?
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>>87779409
Female coded? You mean because they present themselves as female and use feminine pronouns? Isn't that what gender fucking is in the first place? It's hard to keep up with what the fuck gender even is with nobody being able to make up their minds about it other than it's different from biological sex.

I don't understand this shit, but I try to, and it's made all the more difficult when these people keep changing the rules of what the fuck gender even is.
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>>87763934
>>87763943
This is stupidity beyond stupidation.
They're aliens. They don't NEED to be non-binary or some human shit they're already not.
Does anyone seriously give any thought to if Connie identifies as Non-Geminary?
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>>87779686
You illiterate motherfucker
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>>87779668
Gender is just a social/culture thing. It's not inherently biological and different for every society but yeah presenting themselves as human females (Wearing dresses, getting pregnant, motherly/aunt like roles and stereotypes) is clearly coding them female, genderwise.

Which makes no sense to call them genderless, given their presenation.

Crewniverse gonna crewniverse I guess.
>>
that was the last voice I was expecting out of that man, but it made the episode, I kept expecting something about the giants or "freakin gems".
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>>87779768
What'd I say?
I just think assigning them a special snowflake label like Non-Binary is completely unneeded and also reductive in a way.
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>>87779800


Zuke is a real person not a fictional character, dumbass

read the thread before you contribute
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>>87779686
pretty sure Lauren Zuke is not an alien
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>>87779844
A RL human or a Gem, it could matter less. My point stands. Non-binary is dumb.
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>>87779901
>They're aliens. They don't NEED to be non-binary or some human shit they're already not.

no, pretty sure that logic won't apply to humans
just admit you're retarded and move on
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>>87779778
That's what I thought. So yeah, it's stupid that they're considered "genderless" in the first place, then.
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>>87779995
Why wouldn't it apply to humans? You cannot be non-binary, it's like dying your hair bald. If you're not anything you're not that thing which you're not.

Why did I trigger your FEELS headcanon tumblr?
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>>87770674
Eyup, can confirm. I'm just me. It's not a big deal at all, except to people who insist on making it a big deal. also thanks for your support of non-binary people, it's really nice to see that here
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>>87779995
The Gems are sexless, not genderless. Gender doesn't have anything to do with genitals, so the Gems can just call themselves whatever, they just happen to be feminine so they just go with that I guess. Don't think they really care what they're called though. Gender is probably just some dumb human thing to them.
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Steven Universe would be way better if they got rid of most townie episodes and gave the remaining episodes a 22 min length, it would be better paced.
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>>87776537
My last name translates into broom maker. If things can get that specific I'd totally buy someone being named Fryman in an alternate universe.
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>>87780066
>humans are aliens

truly illiterate or just a troll
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>>87780230
>it would be better paced
This episode directly shows that's wrong.
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So yeah made a stand but not sure on suggestions. As for his power in dog fights he can increase the shine of light off any surface that reflects light to blind his opponent. So yeah!
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>>87780451
I thought it was pretty comfy tbqh, do you prefer the rushed 11min format?
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I thought Andy was going to be the angry old man who comes around to the lesbian commune after 30 minutes but the entire time despite being gruff he was more than understanding with everyone and basically dealt with his personal faults (DEBATABLE FAULTS) with very little assistance from Steven.

I liked him.
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>people seriously discussing gender theory
Never looked up John Money and the experiment that "proved" his "theory," I guess.
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>>87780515
What, no mayo-shooting-from-eyes powers?? Lame. kidding, this is great
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>>87763926
It's about family, tradition, pride and honor for your past, stuff like that, i don't think you care about those things or at least not by honoring your family name so do your thing i guess
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>>87779521

That's mathematically still true, then. Binary means there are exactly two states and no other options. No 'in between', not 'kind of like it but not'. A and B, full stop.

What you are describing is a spectrum.
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>>87780621
Yeah maybe if it evolves lol but yeah I really like the idea of flying around the world while he was younger fighting with his stand. Or when he saw Steven's shield and didn't even question the magic! Of all the things he got angry or defensive about. But why not the magic...unless he had seen before knows it's real....in to deep! in too deep!
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>>87771485
SU overwhelmingly like Trump on /co/
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>>87780701
HIS STAND IS THE ENGINE IN HIS PLANE!
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>>87780699
There aren't even in betweens if you actually look into any of the made up gender shit it's all trannies (aka switching from one gender to the other therfore still in the binary) or "I feel like one gender one day and the other other days" which is still switching between two genders male and female.
It's literally just 50+ words for the same shit.
>What you are describing is a spectrum.
Autism is also a spectrum, coincidence?
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>>87773988

You'd think the DNC would get a fucking wake up call after losing everything catastrophically, and yet here we are. I don't even know where to begin taking this party back from the elitist goons.
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>>87780701

Well, you have to remember that gem monsters are a thing. And have been for a loooong time.

Even if "people" with magical powers are rare, weird magical shit happening is a matter of public record at this point. We just don't know how common it is, though.

The "coven" comment makes we wonder... do you think there are cults or other groups out there with gem tech? Its not like the gems cleaned up after themselves. You can literally just go to Norway and find a field with all that shit laying on the ground, even 5000 years later.
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>>87780756
>Autism is also a spectrum, coincidence?

...yes? Unless you are implying causation?
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They should just make this show about Andy DeMayo.
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>>87762565

I fucking hate his voice
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>>87780807
And I was thinking of that what if he fought against them over the ocean. cause he did say he lost something over the Atlantic
or he fought with some other humans to fend off the gem tech?
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>>87780709
Humans belong on their side of the fence
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>>87780867
bait is too obvious here's your (You)
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>>87773731
>>87773274
>>87773465

When conservatards admit to being petty and desperate sociopaths
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>>87780886
>when people are talking about how they feel like spiting you because you've been being intolerable so you act more intolerable
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>>87780709

source: anon's ass
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>>87773251
same here
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>>87780867
His voice felt so over-the-top for a while and was pretty annoying but I came to like it.
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>>87774682
Right, because the last time a Clinton gave the Rust Belt attention it worked out great for us now didn't it?
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>>87780756
>>87779521
>>87766142

>conservatards still forced to deny countless papers on this subject

It's kind of sad, actually. So desperate as to deny reality
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>>87780936

So, again, they're spiteful assholes who don't care about causing wordly suffering,

I'm pretty sure outright death against conservatives and anti-sjws is permissable if you're this openly sociopathic.
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These fuckers keep hiring VAs I like for their damn rock tumbler anthology series. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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>>87781009
>So, again, they're spiteful assholes who don't care about causing wordly suffering,
Wait, which group are we talking about here?
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>>87780987
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>>87780987
>It's kind of sad, actually. So desperate as to deny reality
>Countless papers prove that mayonnaise is a gender.
How do you prove something that someone made up?
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>>87781019
Andy: .....heheheheh, what d'ya he meant by dat? Hehehe. "Tonite you"

Amythyst: Who the hell are you talking to, fatty?
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>>87781135
>amethyst calling others fat
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>>87780987
Reminder that gender was invented by a mad child molesting scientist.
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>>87780987

no one has ever even successfully described another gender

can't believe in something with no defined attributes, you can only say feel good things
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>>87776578

Meatwad make the money see.
Meatwad get the honeys G.
Travel in my car, living like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes, and I'm a Taurus.
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So yeah Andy has his stand and I love it. What does everyone think?
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>>87780987
>Countless papers on this subject

What, from liberal academia and feminist reports?

Gender is either biological or it's social, why cannot you atleast agree on which? If you're a stereotypical thinking liberal (And not a TERF or RADF) you'll believe it's social. And in that sense, Non-binary isn't real because there's no existing social role for being "non-gendered."

You can not conform to gender roles if you want, but there's no and yet paradoxically infinite number of arbitrary identifiers you could pick up because it has no social definition and is meaningless. There doesn't even need to be a "Gender" for not having a Gender because that's completely self-defeating, do you understand that? Before you know it you'll have more crazies identifying as Non-Binary+ and Non-Binary Super-Level because they'll say they don't fit in with the Non-Binary label, even when it exists to designate against what it represents.

This should be simple logic for anybody.
Like voting for a party. You can not vote for either big party or 3rd party, but you cannot make up a party for "Unaffiliated" and register that too as a party, it doesn't make sense and is a complete paradox. Do you understand this logic?

Unless you believe Gender is Bio-mandated like TERFs in which you're shitheel bananas. You'd have to prove which biological qualities in someones brain indicate 'non-binary' which seems almost insane and probably overwhelmingly meaningless.
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I think Andy really is my favorite character right now, I hope he's recurring and serves to be a human influence on Steven and hopefully the Gems too.
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>>87781134
>>87780987
>>It's kind of sad, actually. So desperate as to deny reality
This is the kind of thing a white supremacist would say. Why is Horseshoe theory proven time and time again? Inherently unequal via "Countless papers denied" and all that.
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>>87780987
>reality
>social sciences
Pick one.
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>>87780886
Triggerd
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>>87782158
How can social sciences be called sciences when they have no predictive value?
These were the same idiots who were so in touch with reality that they predicted with 99% certainty that Brexit would fail and Hillary would win.
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>>87780886
Shouldn't you be destroying private property because you lost an election?
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>>87773757
>Democrats in general became to elitist over the course of Obama's presidency

That's a funny way to spell 'Clinton's presidency'
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>>87777110
Oh yeah
Those are definitely super important and highly exciting details that totally justified the 22 minutes
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>>87780756
What about people that put down their gender as "non binary" or "genderqueer" and refuse to identify as one or the other?
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>>87780638
>Muh traditions

Get fucked, Eustace
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>>87779481
>No self identifying tumblrite or SJW would make a statement like
>"there still seems to be such a commitment to the gender binary in a modern day feminism, what it means to be a women."

Tumblr is very anti gender binary.
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>>87772814
Steven is 14?! I thought he was like 12 max
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>>87783631
>>87772814
Being completely serious here. Is Steven..."special"? The show makes a lot more sense if the whole hybrid thing screwed with his mental development
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>>87763941
>lol steven, your last name is a gender
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>>87782402
Is anyone going to tell him that political predictions aren't a social science?
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>>87782863
If you're only watching this show for the plot then you're missing out.
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>>87783721
Well it depends on what particular thing he's doing that makes you suspect he's slow.

Steven has an annoying habit of not asking obvious questions. To me, that's the most annoying an retarded thing about him. But it makes a little more sense if you look at the fact that he's partly from a species of mindless worker bees who are not designed to question the natural order of their world. Also the fact that half the time he has some big important part of his life explained, it's a traumatizing realization for him. And he was homeschooled by, well, Greg. Most of his actions or inactions make a little more sense when you consider these kinds of factors. He doesn't act like any normal kid because he wasn't brought up like a normal kid and because he's not entirely human. So, yeah, in many ways he is "special."
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>>87780068
jesus christ this board really is filled with fucking tumblrinas isn't it
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>>87773878
>Bismuth
That's obvious, might as well call her Aunt Gemima.
>Eyeball
Eh, Maybe, couldn't really tell
>Jasper
No... Hell No
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>>87783350
Then they are either being deliberately contrarian or they are delusional.
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>>87772814
>>87774007
Having to actually get a job and become a adult was too much for him to handle and he aged all at once.
>>
Keep it to one thread you fucking faggots. Seriously, open the catalogue and look at all the SU thread.
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>>87770674
>>87780068
gn2 tumblr and take your nonsense with you.

When did /sug/ get taken out of the /trash/?
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>>87783631
The episode that revealed his chronological age also revealed that he stopped biologically aging when he turned 8.
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>>87783813
Can you people please fuck off? Like please?
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>>87784384
FUCK YOU
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>>87784302
Considering the first episode they brought this up stated that his age is dependent on his state of mind, does that confirm that Steven' suffering from literal arrested development?

Because there's a world of difference between an 8 year old and a 14 year old if he's been stunted at the age of 8.
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>>87763867
Freddy Mercury, Gene Simmons, etc
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>>87774007
He aged so badly because he lost the love of his life.
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>>87774568
Why do you care what tumblr thinks? Clearly the writers don't.
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>>87780886
When Libtards realize THEY GOT FUCKED
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>>87781092
He is talking about conservatives but is actually describing his side of the color spectrum
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>>87763867
>cuck
That's not what that word means, fuckface.
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I'm so so glad that we have a new human character who is interacting completely with the main cast for once.
>>
I'm imagining Sugar at a meeting proposing they introduce Carl from ATHF into the show and everyone just staring at her in disbelief.
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If Carl is now canon, where is the fryman?
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>>87785432
Describe Fryman's personality.
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>>87771485
I like SU and voted Trump.

The cartoons I like and my unrelenting hatred of Hillary Clinton are pretty much totally unrelated.
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>>87785432
All three of them are still working at the fry shop.
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>>87785432
Here since Season 1.
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>Andy Anderson from Life with Louie with Carl's voice
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>>87780756
>There aren't even in betweens if you actually look into any of the made up gender shit it's all trannies

Has any legit intersex people bitched at Tumblr for their flagrant snowflakes?
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What did Rose giving birth to Steven look like?
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>>87775053
she can reform tho, with a new schematic.
>im thinking ... 4 holes
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>>87785590
Do you mean hermaphrodites? They pretty much always just have a dominant sex and then some deformation resembling the other sex that doesn't actually impact their lives too hard. True intersex people are so unlikely they probably don't exist.
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>>87785639
Intersex is the an actual technical term you tard.
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>>87785658
Yes, and it applies to people who nearly always substantially lean towards either male or female. Intersex people aren't the "they/them noni-binary" types.
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>>87774597
Not the way you think. Its more like she sacrificed her mass to create Steven, but also had enough mass left that only Gregs sperm were contributed to the reaction. Steven's gem basically turned from Rose's physical body into Steven's placenta.
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>>87784505

NAH FUCK YOU LEATHER MAN
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>>87785639
You have that backwards.
Biologically, there's no instances of hermaphrodites in humans.

Intersexuality was coined because hermaphroditism in humans was a misnomer from a scientific point of view and inaccurately described the development of the primary sexual characteristics.

Also uncle Carl is FRICKIN Awesome
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>>87781353
Get that Jojo shit out of here. Shit's becoming as bad as MLP.
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>>87765365
found the newfag
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>>87785609
She can't reform beyond her current form.
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>>87773878
staff: let´s make a cast of colorful gems to promote integration and multicultural harmony

some fans: one of muh favorite characters gets less screen time/development? That is racist.
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>>87783794
Of course not, they're applied gastronomy.
>>
Sneak preview of the final episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PirVtiJuvDs
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>>87775082
tumblr thinks otherwise
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>>87772319
Good to see some italian-american characters in SU and Loud House
>>
>>87763275
Meatwad's voice should be the Cluster's
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>>87787505
Yessss
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>>87787505
>I want my cluster and I want it NOW!
>Yeah ok. But do what now?
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>Uncle Andy walking with Steven on the boardwalk
>Steven sees Peedee and runs up to him
"ey Steven who's this little fryman?"
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>>87762565
Of course. Thread theme: https://youtu.be/pVrf0zLWv0k
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>>87773215
That's reducing it too much anon. Cree Summers, James avery , James Earl Jones, and Keith david ect are black actors who play no shortage of characters who aren't coded black.

If anything, Hollywood's casting rules work heavily in reverse there. It's very unusual for a non-black actor to be cast in a black VA role. Usually only when they're pulling multiple characters at once is it even considered.

>>87779100
Close. Coded is how the VIEWERS perceives a character racially, particularly if it's ambiguous.

For example, Gin Rummy and W from the Boondocks are coded as wiggers.

Conan the adventurer, as in the cartoon character doesn't have a clean consensus on his race, by comparison.
>>
>>87785590
Only one I know of.

>It's a medical condition, not a fucking lifestyle! Keep me off your shit for balls bumperstickers!
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>>87762565
Yep, Andy is super relatable.
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>>87778943
Don't forget

>"The Diamonds are the Gem Matriarchs!"
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>>87780335
I get all that. But why does my last name mean "pigeon"?
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>>87762734
He's gonna marry Barb (Sadie from the donut shop's mom)
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>>87778726
So humans just keep going for Quartz type gems.
Like a stereotype.
>>
>>87778943
The genderless thing has always been a bullshit argument from people trying to fit a fictional alien species in their Tumblrina mindset.
>>
>>87763896
Coming up next: An all new episode of Steven DeMayo
kinda rolls off the tongue doesn't it
>>
>>87778919
While I love Zuke, I really don't agree with her notion of gender. Once you know your sex (and eventual dysphoria) and your sexuality do you really need anything else?
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>>87763867
>Being okay with someone forcing a name on you isn't beta
>>
>>87778919
There are only two genders. That will never, ever change. These people need to stop rewriting reality.
>>
>>87773878
Jasper is Brazillian
Bismuth is Pure African
and Eyeball is an African/Asain mix

Except none of that is actually true because they're rock people
>>
>>87784384
Even Rebecca said something to this effect, though. So maybe you're the one that should fuck off? Please?
>>
>>87778919

I thought Zuke fucked off twitter 5ever because some people said some mean things to her.
>>
He's presented as evil when really he just holds sentimental value to certain things and does not like people stealing his shit.

Also, why Carl? I'm Certain it's Andy.
>>
>>87762565
Forme he's too relatable.
>>
lol I barely watch SU but I caught this ep and immediately said to myself "people are gonna hate this guy for being a "trump supporter""

welp.
Besides that I thought they laid on the "old guy HATES change" a bit too thick but it was pretty fine regardless. I was also sick as fuck so I prob missed some developments
>>
I watched this show and realized something. I've watched this show for 3 years and never really liked it. I liked it when it was on but something never sat well with me. I've come to the conclusion that this is the second worst show on CN's roster. It's so damn inconsistent in everything it tries to do. It's "feels" are weak, the message is a forced liberal agenda (I normally would have no problem with this but it comes off as so forced), the characters are written so inconsistently it's like I don't even know them, there's obvious filler episodes, the plots go nowhere etc. It's all so bland. Why does everyone like this show so much? Other than that godawful PPG reboot, this is CN's weakest. Especially season 4, which has gone nowhere. Does anyone else feel the same way?
>>
>>87773878
Bizmuth basically got the same amount of character development as Andy.
>>
>>87789461
It's because of the potential wasted, that people like it so much. You basically have to fill in the gaps yourself in order to enjoy it. Great premise, awful execution. The staff dont know how to not treat it like fanfiction.
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>>87772814
Greg was worried that being around magic was making him lose his hair and now I can't imagine that he was wrong.
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>>87777134
If there's one thing that can be said about trump, it's that he's not afraid to change his mind. I,m sure he can be convinced out of doing anything impeachable.
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>>87785548
>"One'a these days, you and me, Fryman. BLOW THE LID OFF THE JOINT!"
>>
>>87762565
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO SCRATCHED 'HOMEWORLD RULEZ #1' ON THE HOOD OF MY PLANE, WITH A KEY
>>
>>87772844
did you date my ex, because she sounds exactly like the girl you are describing.
>>
>>87762565
>A bunch of strangers are crashing at his barn without his permission
>They attack and almost kil him
>They tear his plane apart, one of the few things he has left in this world
>They treat him like he's the one in the wrong when he gets understandably upset about this
>Tumblr hates him because he's conservative and conservatives aren't people and shouldn't be treated as such because it hurts their feelings
>The only person who reacts to this shit like a normal human being
>Voiced by the guy who voices Carl from ATHF

Yeah, he's the best character.
>>
>>87772163
Being uncomfortable with change is the worst crime imaginable to SJWs. They'd sooner forgive a fucking murdering cannibal than an old man who's having trouble adopting to the fact that there are 100 genders now.
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>>87792024
They didn't tear his plane apart you retard, it was an engine from the shed
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>>87792152
Whatever, cunt.

Point was his rage was justified.
>>
>>87772028
>Tumblr

Why do people on this site give this much of a shit what Tumblr does?
>>
>>87792199
Talking about other people is what social sites are for.
>>
>>87792288
It's not talking about other people, it's just making the same complaints about another site over & over again.

Again, I don't get why 4chan care so much what people on another site think about shit.
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>>87763046
Always
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>>87792607
A lot of people live with a family member or are in some other way forced to be around those types. They just are referred to as their online presence.
>>
>>87778726
>god-forgive-me-for-this-ship
all i needed to read
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>>87792607
Funny thing is, Tumblr's always complaining about 4chan, too. And yet both sites also have a lot of people that are part of both communities.
>>
>>87793346
>And yet both sites also have a lot of people that are part of both communities.

Right, those people are the most deplorable of all, trying to tard wrangle on both sides. Fucking tourists desu.
>>
>>87772319
>>87779092
>>87779184
DIO CANE
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>>87772382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD2pOtRGaG4
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>>87763999
Lots of things are loss, but the cake was not one of them. Meme harder anon.
>>
>>87764908
You're fucking retarded. Those 'rules and regulations' that you shit on conservatives for getting 'hung up over' are there SPECIFICALLY to keep out the shitty immigrants that fuck up the country. Sadly that system has been fucked up by the liberals so that they can fly in a mass number of minorities who are basically all but GUARANTEED to vote democrat because democrats control the media who paint conservatives as racists and democrats as Jesus Christ reincarnated on Earth.
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>>87795854
Truth hurts, Hitler.
>>
>>87776830
This for real. The one thing Im hopeful for is that Im wrong about how Im reading this and the Dems see this as a reason to actually affect change in their platform.
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>>87763847
>Non Binary
>Is white
>Is late 20s
>Is middle Class
>Is unattractive

Ah, yes, it all makes sense
>>
Illegal aliens are people too, nu-Marty.
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>>87777134
Is it arrogant if he was right all along?
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>>87795854
>keep shitty immigrants from fucking up the country.

It's not immigrants that are fucking up the country, but conservatives. They should deport them instead.
>>
>>87795956
You must not want to live in a country determined by Nazis, why don't you move to Mexico?
>>87796672
Deporting a legal citizen, ok sure, more room for foreigners that don't like this nation.
Admit it, conservatives are saving this country.
>>
>>87796349
I don't think those are mutually exclusive, no.
>>
>>87796349
You can be right and arrogant. In fact, it usually leads to more arrogance because you don't shut up about how right you are.

>>87776967
I'm curious, what did he actually do, and what did he violate or overstep when he did them? Please point them out.
>Inb4 "H-He did executive orders."
Unless executive orders directly counter actual senate laws or judicial decisions, it's fully within the president's rights to use them
>>
>>87788443
how is her gender any of your business?

>>87788854
she did
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>>87789461
then don't watch it nigga

not every show is for everyone
>>
>>87772382
who says steven is jewish?
>>
>>87796349
right about what?
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