ITT: things in comics that made you laugh
>>87759236
Beast BTFO
I would sell my soul to satan to have a new Spider-Man run written by the ghost of Groucho Marx
Bizarro never fails to cheer me up. It's so stupid, but so funny and weirdly uplifting.
can't remember the last time I snorted
>>87760084
>>87759899
Truly the greatest showdown in comic history.
>>87759553
Beast has never held a conversation with Vixen, Anon.
>>87759899
>Throws grass
>"Oof!"
Holy shit
>>87763030
>that finger
kek'd
>>87763030
Nice to see Reed manning up.
>>87763079
>JEEEEAAAAAN!
Every time.
>>87763079
Comic?
>>87759829
If they exit through the entrance, and enter through the exit, wouldn't that make the entrance the exit, and vice versa?
it's not even fucking funny
>>87759899
my sides
>>87765907
You am stupid
>>87765935
when did paul rudd become such a douche?
>>87759899
Where the fuck is this from? This is brilliant
>>87766031
Sometime around his third staring role in a romantic comedy chick-flick.
>>87759899
My God. This is magnificent.
>>87763030
Holy shit, I love hating Namor.
>>87765970
Holy fuck. Toppest Kek.
>>87766167
X-Statix, I think.
kinda funny how far they made Tony go on this civil war
>>87767128
The only funny thing here is that she was allowed to stay dressed.
>>87764355
yes that's a comic
I don't know the context, and I don't want to know.
>>87767227
kek
>>87761717
Never seen this one before but it's probably Spidey Super Stories, it's always great
>>87767227
There are several panels missing
It's a really good story actually
>>87759829
So it's like a Wal*Mart.
>>87767724
Yes, including down to the weird looking shoppers one would expect to see there at 3 AM.
>>87761746
What's that from?
>>87768049
>naarrgh
evry teim
>>87768049
I'm confused, does supes shoot heat lasers or punch lasers?
He is the shit.
>>87768228
the heat caused a rapid expansion, the glasses shattered before melting.
would've thought someone this autistic would know these things.
>>87767307
>>87759719
he is a relentlessness ruseman
>>87759236
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>>87767152
>Ant Spirit Squad
This is fucking fantastic.
>>87768864
The context makes it funnier
>>87768331
>>87763079
That Reed line not only is a great joke but also fits Spidey's characterization by revealing his guilt complex and how tough he is on himself with his Great Power -> Great Responsibility rule.
Well done.
>>87763030
For some reason I assumed this was Ultimate and got ready to type something up over Sue leaving Reed in the end.
>>87768894
don't tell me it was not wednesday?
>>87768331
>>87768902
>>87768839
I miss Milestone.
>>87768941
Nah, this is the superior Younger Heroes alternate universe.
This is Marvel Adventures.
>>87764355
IIRC, Avenging Spider-Man.
>>87767147
Ms. Marvel's solo from, like, 2005.
>>87759829
The absolute madmen!
>>87767128
This page is missing a Kink.com watermark
>>87767152
I'm dying
>>87768701
Haha what the fuck
Still one of my favorite pages in comics.RIP Dillon
>>87767987
>I'LL BOOMERANG ANYTHING!
Fucking top kek
>>87768945
Do these writers even know who Zeus is?
>>87767227
Name of the story?
>>87769286
idk, but they definitely didn't do their reading on Marvel's Herc, since he's pointedly not a rapist and never has been.
>>87769132
>But father, what does "Rei a shit waifu" have to do with protecting our identities?
>>87769393
>We have to dedicate time to proving these people are just cranks.
>>87759899
>Marvel is this gay
>>87762592
Stupid sexy Felicia.
>>87761746
Is it, Gordon?
Is it easier?
Is that how Gotham spends taxpayer money?
>implying people in Gotham still pay taxes
based atom
>>87764355
It's from a crossover with Spidey, the nuHumans and SamCap involving something with the GA Red Raven. Can't remember what issue this is from, but I'm fairly sure that was a one-shot.
>>87772327
Nextwave is cheating
>>87772352
Nonsense, only Odyssey is cheating
its from Inhuman Special #1
>>87771261
>>87759236
These are real, by the way.
BEHOLD, LADS AND LADIES
>>87768853
A) you post this same page every one of these threads.
B) it's not really as funny without the surrounding pages for context; especially when you understand his slapping the entire planet's female population in one swing.
>>87768573
Ares was the best
>>87772555
I keep assuming there's a fourth panel to the "No, Piglet" comic...
>>87772864
Do planes count as vehicles?
>>87759719
Holy shit, every line is comedic gold.
>>87768875
I used to love reading these in wizard
Goddamnit Vision
>>87765794
I fucking love Peter Parker.
>>87759719
Super quipping is his best superpower
>>87772293
I assume theyre handcuffed together?
>>87759719
Wait a minute...
I'm a sick man
>>87767128
..Okay, NOW I want to buy this.
>>87769945
>HubCity.jpeg
>>87768331
>>87759719
*quips*
>>87761866
not everybody reads Blacksad, anon, go easy on him
>>87765794
>it's a Larroca makes Peter into Jake Gyllenhall episode
Kek
>>87759899
I fucking love comic books.
>>87774725
FINISH IT!
>>87767182
Thanks Lori
>>87759553
>>87761866
it's Wildcat II, Wildcat's son.
I think he took on a different name later on but they dumped JSA All-Stars towards the end of pre-flashpoint DC so nothing ever came out of it.
>>87763226
What kinda drugs do I need to take to see Spyro?
>>87776711
is this dc making fun of Bendis?
>>87776758
Yes.
>>87776818
ATATATATATATATATATA
HOKUTO HYAKURETSU-KEN
>>87776758
yep, but it's also funny how he wants to call it C.P.T.
>>87776131
Actually, he's Wildcat IV, and he was called Tomcat for a while.
>>87768049
>>87777342
where's that from?
>>87777566
grr couldn't find the 2nd page
>>87777566
Injustice Year Four Annual
>>87768573
this series was fucking great
>>87768853
why the fuck didn't you add the other bit? are you retarded?
>>87777342
cyborg looking at him really sells that line
>>87759719
A+ quipping. This is why Spidey is the best at what he does.
>>87777566
>emma not blonde
you had ONE job
>>87778133
i need to catch up with that x factor run
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>>87778326
You do realize you're supposed to post things that make you laugh right?
>>87778524
>not finding the Joker's childlike glee amusing
>>87762592
"butt... butt..."
>>87763226
Okay I don't know what's going on, but is that dragon floating above a burning condom?
>>87767987
"I'LL BOOMERANG ANNYTHING!" is going to be my page quote everywhere until the end of time.
>>87759471
I miss this. I wish evil-Cat would go away.
>>87777042
Source? My interest is piqued.
>>87780057
Who thought that face was okay to print?
>>87779962
>>87779997
>>87780057
Context? Why is someone screaming "deedee" at batman?
>>87759829
>>87780244
They were having sex.
>>87780586
>>87780612
>>87780244
>>87780632
>>87780612
>>87780586
Neal Adams is definitely cheating
>>87780694
Who did she grow up to be?
>>87780612
that fucking one liner man
>>87780725
>>87763030
>>87759719
Which issue is this?
>>87780947
>marvel had an entire year-long event dedicated to again cucking Reed
being a FFfag is hell
>>87772656
I know I'm late, but there is another panel. Pooh says something like "I'll save it for a day when we don't have any jokes".
It's funnier without that last panel, though.
>>87759719
>four panels of pure quips
Someone please use a seance and resurrect Marx.
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>>87780694
does she turn out to be evil or something?
>>87759719
Sauce?
>>87773674
Nah they were bodyswapped, and they felt weird holding a dick that wasn't their own when they pissed. That was how they dealt with it
>>87779721
Legion of Superheroes vol 5 by Mark Waid, the so called three-boot. it was in one of the first issues.
in that future, people aren't used to personal contact so they have problems like these.
funny enough, that whole premise was dropped after a dozen issues (by Mark Waid, mind you) and people are interacting with each other completely normally, so take that with a grain of salt.
>>87762612
I know that exact feeling.
>>87782048
so you brought your kids into the family business, which is dangerous, and got warned by someone who did the same?
>>87781078
classic Marvel civvies
>>87777845
What series is it? I wanna read it now.
>>87782201
Dark Reign Ares mini
>>87777342
This whole issue was fantastic
>>87767152
that's funny and cute
>>87782201
>>87782304
It was pretty good. I may have to reread it now.
>>87776758
And making fun of a retarded idea they had that almost went through back when black superheroes were rare (this guy almost predated Black Lightning).
>>87780326
SPARTAKEKS
>>87776919
>I'LL BOOMERANG ANYTHING!
Fucking hell, gotta love Captain Boomerang.
Nobody actually reads Cerebus but I fucking love Elrod
>>87776704
it's Figment. and she's not on drugs.
>>87779073
it's an electric lantern.
>>87780632
Post the just page
>>87780694
>Kevin Smith
>>87765907
..No?
>>87759719
Jesus christ, 10/10, every panel.
>>87783353
>I can almost hear
>>87767723
Name of the story?
>>87768902
Doesn't DD have super sensitive touch? He should be able to tell there are no words on that paper
>>87759719
>>87768701
I. you.
what.
>>87783427
Underrated post
>>87759719
I don't get mad about quips in Marvel movies, but I was wondering why people love this but hate the ones in Marvel movies. Is it cause these are actually good, well timed, fit Spideys character and the situation?
>>87782098
Thanks for posting,
this one made me laugh
way harder than expected.
Speaking of, where has
Plastic man been these days???
>>87776617
>Kirby sign
>Simonson for congress
>>87784864
Truly relatable.
>>87782304
>>87782201
My favorite part of Dark Reign.
>>87785030
Dark Reign spawned some gems
that series and its Young Avengers mostly
>>87785064
>>87772864
Source?!
>>87761717
Spiderman has the best rogues
>>87786091
>>87780057
>that face
>>87786213
Sorry, I'm retarded
>>87786339
It's okay Ant-man, just because you're not on Reeds level doesn't mean you're retarded.
I just means you're about third place.
>>87786403
>"He's aimed them at every major Australian city
>and Perth"
Living in Perth, I had a fuckin giggle at that, mate.
>>87786582
that's because it's a fucking good joke, I don't know Australian cities, but it's easy enough to understand and translates well
>>87782085
The difference is that Wally was the first of the sidekicks to not only successfully grow into the shoes of their mentor, but actually be legitimately considered the equal of his mentor's peers.
Wally grew up a Flash and was foster by a whole family of Speedsters. His kids have a legit chance of not getting murder-fucked, because that's not what his comics are about and he knows the ins and outs of what to expect when you're a sidekick who will succeed their mentor.
>>87763030
>you can literally hear the 60s stretch sound effect when he touches him
>>87784219
It's cause EVERYONE quips in Marvel movies. It ruins the fun.
>>87784219
>Is it cause these are actually good, well timed, fit Spideys character and the situation
Mostly because it's unique to Spidey. Hell, people love/hate him in universe for his fast mouth.
A lot of people in the MCU are snarky
>>87784236
Being too fucking good for this world.
I assume he's being a cool dad to his son and getting into wacky hijinx with Woozy Winks.
>>87763030
>*touch*
beautiful
>>87786339
Hahaha fucking saved
>>87759899
What the fuck is going on?
>>87780387
I miss Dan...
>>87787178
A man who is hypersensitive to absolutely everything is fighting a man with a weak heart that is battling addictions
>>87759719
Is this Peter David or Tom DeFalco?
>>87772280
>you don't have to fight crime
>but you do have to eat all these eggs
>>87780082
>>87786280
It may look a bit kooky but it's simply expressive of his emotions. It's quite a human grimace.
>>87759236
This is funny for reasons that it wasn't even trying to be, but it's still funny.
>>87763079
Not Iron Man? Odd, given how complex their relationship is.
>>87765907
Oh, man... you're twisting my melon...
>>87767128
...Seriously. Sometimes comics are just... icky.
>>87767307
"You guys are thousands of years old and this is the level of humor where you at? Jesus. No wonder Scandinavia is mostly Christian now."
>>87769132
>TFW /co/ is a superhero conspiracy to protect their identities and loved ones
>>87772389
Using a comic written by someone who thinks superhero comics are not to be taken seriously is not cheating?
>>87780194
NOW LOOK AT THIS NET
>>87774779
You should. It gets better when he switches to tickle torture.
>>87776617
Is that Dan Turpin to the right?
>>87776704
Dimethyl tryptamine.
>>87776711
I can't help but think there IS something about a racist white guy who can gain superpowers, but only if he becomes black.
...The inverse would also work.
>>87783165
Sitting directly on bedsheets? that can't be safe.
>>87759719
I Ii
II I_
>>87780290
This is completely insulting to sharks.
>>87787757
God fucking dammit anon
>>87759719
He is BLACK Spider-Man.
He should've run the second the nurse said "father".
>>87780632
...Nice to see him lose his shit for once.
>>87784236
I think he got two references in the whole of the New 52.
>>87784734
Valeria depicted as an actual tot for once.
>>87761717
They should bring her back as one of those joke villains that you see get defeated by Spidey or whoever in one comic page.
>>87787178
...The X-Statix, the superstar mutant team, are battling the Avengers. They are both trying to obtain the pieces of the Doop, to reassemble him before he explodes - but neither want the others to get him. A cult of nudists have a piece and won't hand it over to clothed people, and unfortunately the respective Avenger and X-Static trying to get this piece are Iron Man and Mr.Sensitive. Iron Man is incorrectly depicted here as still having a weak heart, but Mr.Sensitive needs his armor to protect him; he has super-powers, but, as you see, his skin is incredibly sensitive.
>>87787757
No. No. Fuck you. NO!
>>87761717
You know, when Spiderman has a ridiculous villain it is funny, but put into Batmans rogue gallery and he/she is suddenly the one of the most well thought out villain ever and how great he is representing a faccet of Batmans life.
>>87788410
Don't pretend you wouldn't love to see Batman fight the Wicked Wall.
>>87788559
>Wall, we can help you! Wayne Enterprises has the best masons in the world!
>>87759829
Old Superman comics seemed to be in top tier kek region. Anyone have the cover where that one guy places a bucket above one of his walls instead of the door, because he knows that Superman would be entering through the wall.
>>87786339
Post the trump edit.
>>87788559
I would but only because it would be fun and not because it would be the deepest shit since the ocean.
>>87787700
>>87789000
Nice haircut Bruce.
>>87785922
Marvel Adventures, where else?
>>87781571
>Is that a monkey?
>HE'S GOT A GUN!
Just imagining the way Hellboy says it just kills me.
>>87790008
It's too late anon
All the [Deleted]s in the world won't make you look like a goof
You fucking goof.
>>87789000
No use repeating it now but fucking kek.
>>87790068
Let me make my mistakes anon.
>>87790128
If you were paying attention, you would see that I made a mistake too. /co/ is a board of mistakes.
>>87759236
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>>87790145
daddy says i was a happy accident
>>87790242
Yeah that's what I'm gonna tell my daughters when they figure it out. Put on my best Bob Ross impression
>>87790235
Didn't Hercules have a tiny dick in those ancient Greek statues.
>>87790282
It gets cold, posing.
>>87790282
Hercules usually didn't, as he was considered dumb muscle, but other heroes usually had slightly below average ones. This is because in the ancient world and even up through the renaissance, having a penis too large was considered a sign of a lustful, animal nature, so it would be disrespectful to depict a hero with one.
>>87762612
I thought this was brilliant.
>>87769210
Say what you will about the sameface thing,
Dillon fucking got comedy
>>87790235
is that an unimpressed Laura?
>>87790823
There is literally nothing that's better in comics than Alfred Shade.
>>87790147
classic Reed
>>87768049
Reminds me of that old /v/ comic
>"dad i made a 9.8 on my test
>"dad.....
>9.8
>>87784705
The hero that /co/ needs AND deserves.
>>87790695
she was a child prostitute in ny
she's seen a lot of dick
>>87772409
Source?
>>87783326
Don't have the whole page, but I do have this reaction image cropped from it.
>>87783326
>>87794351
Yes, that's right. Superman turned inside-out (outside-in?) a Boom Tube
>>87767152
there needs to be another joe's apartment comic, with the guy who inherits Joe's roaches becomes a superhero and is ant-man's arch nemesis.
>>87794830
Wait, Joe's Apartment is based on a comic?
>>87796548
lol, what is that from?
>>87787752
to be honest i'm assuming it's a lantern. i have no idea what exactly it is. she invents things in the comic i guess she made a prototype for the next generation of electric lanterns.
before bobby was gay
>>87796670
Hobgoblin during the Axis event
Hobgoblin and Carnage-Man were very enjoyable in an otherwise very mediocre event
>>87796726
at least it wasnt hero vs hero shit
>>87796787
Yeah. I mean I don't dislike the idea of it, but it was clearly not a long-term planned event. It was something they cobbled together at the 13th hour.
Sort of like CW2 in that regards
I think Axis could have been very enjoyable with a bit more planning. Some writers were having a field day, with Zenpool and such
>>87768864
I love that first panel, comics should use weird angles more often.
>>87796726
Oh, thanks.
>>87797316
Fucking kek
>>87794351
>>87794568
Thank you both
>>87766195
I... I need to know what happens next...
>>87798093
It was a hallucination.
>>87798093
its waypool
nothing worth reading happens
>>87767904
it's one of a bunch of parodies this guy has done http://kerrycallen.blogspot.com
>>87791023
>>87791048
whose hand?
>>87787742
>I can't help but think there IS something about a racist white guy who can gain superpowers, but only if he becomes black.
The Black Bomber. It was DC's first pitch for a black super before they got laughed at and went with Black Lightning instead. No, really.
>>87801248
looks like green lanternbooster gold