>Steven, I know you been collecting moms like they going outta

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Carl please leave my son alone.

>>87755464
>>87755539
I guess the episode was kinda a mini ATHF reunion.

>>87755539
Fuck you, you are not the Neil Young monster.

Alright /co/ be honest
Would you watch a ATHF parody of Steven universe?

>>87755464
I knew that voice sounded familiar

>>87758672
why not

>>87758672
Very yes.

Amethyst is basically Meatwad already.

>>87758672
Absolutely.

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>>87758672
I'd watch an ATHF parody of fucking anything.

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>>87758672
oh my god yes

>>87758874
Fucking this
>Mastershake as Pearl
>Frylock as Garnet
>Carl's mother is that burrito thing

>>87755464
I see no downside to Carl being Stevens dad. Lets put the show on hiatus, and just redo everything but only this time we include Carl and his shenanigans
>Hey Stuball, every since your mutha.......freakishly morphed into you. I kind of always saw you as a thing I could live next to.
>Are you trying to say you love m-
>Whoa whoa whoa there. Now get your suitcase and go over to your friggin rock people.

>>87759104
Is Carl's Steven's dad then who would be Steven?

>>87759102
>Peridot and Lapis are Dr. Weird and Gentlemen

>>87755464
>SU ends up nabbing George Lowe at one point
>Zorak and Moltar are still gone forever

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>So, when you fuse with that Connie broad, is that like you get both sexual organs?
>Cuz I see them tits and I'm wondering if you get one hunk a junk or if its just a MESS down there.

>>87759222
Literally just Steven still

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>>87758672
>>87759042
>>87759081
>>87758874
>>87759102
>>87759265
>>87759104
This needs to happen. Let's do it /co/mrades.
Let's write the plot of Carl Universe.

>>87759369
What? Fuck that
Carls has to be Steven if no one is gonna replace him.

Andy is the best Civi to ever grace the show. He easily outshines even his cuck brother.

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What did he mean by this?

>>87759222
Greg and Steven can be those spiky aliens. Bismith can be The Ghost for Future Past.

>>87759415
>Dad I thought you washed cars, not fix them?
>Erm uh, its a special we're running here. I take these parts out and wash'em later. Yeah thats it. Now take this hacksaw, and start cutting. You see a cop, I don't know you.

>>87758874
No she's not, bitch.

>>87759512
Anon, there's a reason the show is called ''Carl Universe''.

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>>87755464

Behold >>87757458

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>>87759502
>the ending scene with the plane damn near made me cry
>it hit pretty close to me

>>87759102
Why would master shake be pearl when pearl is more like frylock?

>>87759479
Its funnier if its just innocent Steven and his dad is terrible old Carl

>>87759575
Yes, she is you assmad

>all I know is that I found this cord plugged into my house and your barn was glowing like the FREAKIN sun

>>87759591
THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND

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>>87755464
>Conservative strawman learns to be less racist plot
The only saving Grace of this episode was
>"Hey yo, gem man"

>>87759608
Cause its funnier

>>87759648
BETWEEN TWO STEAMED BUNS

WAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT
THIS IS HAPPENING
>>87759608
Because Garnet and Frylock are black
I mean
>Amethyst and Meatwad are dumd fatties
>Pearl and Master Shake are unlikeable assholes

>>87755464
I'd kill to see Carl in SU

>>87758672

Yup.

>>87759608
frylock is black and also the only useful one on the team, aka Garnet.

Master Shake never shuts the fuck up, like Pearl

>>87759762
>>Pearl and Master Shake are unlikeable assholes

Similar color scheme as well.

>>87759764
we just did. Check the latest episode.

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>>87759764
Watch the new episode, the new character is literally Carl with a plane.

>>87759806
>Someones looking for a knife fight, someone Im looking at!

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>Look, Steven, I know you're all broken up because that blue broad formed a lesbian monster with that butch tiger lady.
>But look, I'm just like Lapis! Isn't this fun?
>Alright enough of this. Gimme my frickin $10 Pearl

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>>87759762
Forgot pic
Now the movie makes sense.

>>87757076
<Dat filename
holy kek

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>Ah protecting the Earth, whatevah
>Yeah, whatevah!
>You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, okay?
>But you're a sucker
>You're getting fed this line about how, like, "the Earth is worth protecting" or whatevah.
>It's gonna die, humans will kill it, humans will kill it with some nukes
>Make sure them fields are freakin' green, you got some blue skies
>You want it to look go for when it gets nuked
>Sorry, that how it works

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Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
I HAVE MADE LOVE WITH THESE ROCKS!
AND NOW, UPON RETROSPECT, I ASK WHY.

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>>87759659
Actually the plot was:

>The gems have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner!

Not Carl was just the racist Uncle that starts an argument.

>>87760003
Makes sense...
Thanksgiving dinners traditionally have one old racist and family in-fighting.

>>87755539
Man, I didn't even realize that.

>>87760003
Carl's best uncle.

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>>87759993
>So 'corruption' that like, a STD or somethin'?
>Humans can't get it? So she's good to go? I mean I ain't gonna get no frickin' spikes growin' outta my junk, right?

>Rose was the Russian mail order bride
>Carl and Shake-Pearl both trying to marry her

TONIGHT!

>>87759808
>>87759840
Supposing I've not seen a SU episode for as long as I can remember and don't know where to look, where do I get ahold of this?

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>>87760252
Carl, I don't think you're getting it. She has no human reproductive organs. I doubt she even knows what they look like.

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>>87760452
>I know what fisting looks like, though!

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>hey yo gem man, can you explain sumthin to me.
>i snuck up on the skinny one, see wit a bucket of water, tryna get a wet t shirt contest goin, y'know and i gotta ask...
>do they wear clothes or is that just like dey skin or something?
>i mean im tryna decide if im turned on or creeped out y'know.

>>87755464

That was really fucking cringy.

>>>/tumblr/

>>87761052
>[current year]
>using the word cringe

Back to plebbit

I want to see Uncle Andy's Stone Cold Lock of the Century (of the Week)

>>87760385
Just go to /sug/

It's the new thanksgiving special where Greg's, voiced by Carl's VA, takes a visit and flips out as he's a conservative but learns to accept changes from the passage of time, including Greg having a boy out of wedlock and that the mom is related to the hippie illegal aliens/lesbian farmers taking up to barn

>>87761638
*Greg's cousin

>>87759042
I agree wholeheartedly.

>>87759222
Spaghetti

>>87759502
Seems fairly straightforward.

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LION AROUND

>>87758627
It was Willie Nelson, silly.

>>87759042
ATHF is finished.

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>>87762493
Forgot my reaction image.

>>87759659
>people you don't know move into your cherished barn where generations of family memories are stored and fuck with everything
>they are literally illegal aliens and weird as fuck
>respond violently when you tell them to get off your property
>your hippy ass cousin can't keep the family name but decided to give away the family barn

Honestly the only dipshit thing he did was not visiting family, but apparently Greg was equally dipshit about that.
All in all pretty fair on both sides.

>>87755464
I never realized until this moment how badly I wish Carl and ATHF were Steven's neighbors

Steven would get a hundred more challenges to his worldview just from 5 minutes of dealing with them over any adventure he's ever had, and Pearl's need to genocide the human race would be kept nice and topped off

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>>87755464
On the moon, we smoke crystal. Not talk to it
> Stop your yaping and get to smokin.

Also, what about if the mooninites were in SU?

>>87763541
They'd have long ago taken over the Moon Base and defiled it beyond recognition

>>87758672
Without a second thought

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>>87759993
>The VA for Dr. Weird and Steve is dead
RIP