/sug/ - Steven Universe General & Gem Harvest Talkback

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GAY VEGETABLES

5/10 episode, 4/10 special
back to the drawing board

>>87756156
*Steven DeMayo General

WE

WE

WE

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You guys, I don't know how much more I can take. I love this show so much. I love the characters, I love Beach City, I love the lore, I love it all. But I cannot take any more of these shit episodes! It was literally 22 minutes of nothing! The gems acted like meme spouting robots, it looked like crap and Steven's voice is getting squeakier and more annoying with every episode.

What is happening to the show? Is it Zukes fault? I feel like her memey ways have corrupted Sugars mind and her art

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IT'S TIME.

FUCK YOU THAT ALREADY WATCHED, I WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED LIVE.

>>87756177
>not posting the gif

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>>87756194

WE

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This episode met NO one's expectations, not the ones who saw the title a year ago, not the lapidots, not the SoLfags this is literally too garbage to like and i really want us to be booted back to /trash/ now.

>>87756200
>>87756206
BEES

Gem war and the new crystal gem better be real. There's no way those would be misleading titles

How much longer can they coast off the success of the first two seasons

>>87756194
What kind of last name is DeMayo anyone? What's the ethnic origin?

Is anybody else having trouble with Sauce?

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WE ARE BACK
come little ones, and let us rejoice

I bought that sweater

I'm wearing it right now

I bet Nick voted for Trump

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http://nowwatchtvlive.co/cartoon-network-live-cartoon-network-ondemand-watch-cartoon-network/

Here's a CN live stream because I'm not a fucking leaf and don't keep episodes to myself.

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>"we're all going to get married"
>breakfast friends and lunch enemies all come together to make brunch in Steven Reacts
REMINDER THAT GIANT LESBIAN ORGY ENDGAME IS CONFIRMED

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>>87756194
>>87756227

>tfw so white your name is literally mayo.

episode


Mega: https://mega.nz/#!K1EijbYQ!82-8GbmRX795BnP0oExqTLQL_HD9hX3InDJGLsNwyIM
Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9zt9i9xRRG_VEVSeTFLblRndHc


thanks to the based Madr

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I think we can all agree that this single line made all the ships canon and you all can stop crying about what's canon and what isnt

>lapis is a squirter

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>>87756227
beats me

It's been a while since I "We"'d

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the cake leak was real

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>>87756244
So did Peri and Pearl

/sug/ is back.

Look at Lapis' dead, cold eyes

What IS the point of corn, /co/?

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>>87756156
I'm already loving this.

>What's the point of corn?
This show is to deep.

>>87756263
She's seen some shit

>>87756224
*everything up to Jailbreak

>Lappy wanted living corn
;_;

>>87756209
I'm in the exact same place. It's depressing me. Used to love the show, now I actually want it to be canceled so Rebecca can go on to do something better. If she even still knows what she's doing.

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First for Pumpkin Pals.

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>>87756260
I can't believe Greg married Lapis

is that straight up a pokemon

>>87756269
Corn cob pipes, of course.

>>87756260
Is that NTR happening on the top of the cake?

>>87756266
To be made into chips and enjoyed with salsa and queso.

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Kek

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>"we started writing episodes with the bomb format in mind"
>all the episodes since have been bottom of the barrel scraping and mindless foresight-politics jabs
>but muh ships / [ship]fags on suicide watch
I'm jumping off this trainwreck in the making

>The way Lapis said she isn't leaving
Well I guess the memebarn is here to stay.

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Behold! Corn!

Who would win in a fight. Watermelon Steven vs. Pupkin?

>fucking disemboweling a pumpkin in front of the puppy

Jesus CHRIST, Steven

>>87756261
Do you know how to use photoshop?

>it's a "jerkass conservative family member" episode
>he was actually right all along

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God I'm so happy seeing Lapis not angsty and bitchy

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Brutal as fuck Steven

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>>87756269
>Lesbians
>what are they gonna do with all this corn

so carl is canon now?

>>87756287
Meant for >>87756265

Fuck the haters, Andy was a fun character and had some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

CARL

>>87756288
>My wife's wedding

wew

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They were way too pushy with the message but I enjoyed the episode. Lot's of cute moments. Nice to have a human actually reacted surprised when they see gem stuff. I like Andy too and hope he's recurring.

But why make it a half-hour?

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>>87756252
God bless best ship

A HOBO IS A MAN'S JOB.

>Hobettes

CARL?!

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>>87756156
1080p when?

>>87756296
Oh my god that was fucking intentional wasn't it

Almost made the episode worth it

CARL WHY

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Is that fucking Carl?

Is that Carl's VA? It almost sounds like it.

>>87756288

Is this loss?

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I'll take what I can get

hahaha holy shit it's carl
and he's a strawman

Holy shit this character is fucking amazing.

>>87756317
Andy was fine, the episode was terrible.

I like Carl already

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I want to genocide everyone who works on this show for making it shit when it used to be so good.

The extremely tired conservative learns to be more liberal plot bugged me. The gems were technically on his property, and they were messing with his stuff. Yet Carl was the bad guy

>Carl gets his home ruined by mutant people

NEVER ENDS

Why dad why?

>>87756156
Carl

>>87756333
Kys Lapidot, it's not happening

Dude it's been 5 minutes? Why are we already going to commercial break?

>Carl
>hippies
>fine American barn

yes

>>87756296
How appropriate.
>hippies
Kek!

HOLY SHIT ITS CARL!!!

>>87756227
Sounds Italian. Andy himself has an accent commonly associated with Italian-Americans.

Fucking Carl, man.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO MAH FREAKIN BARN?"

>4 minutes in
>commercial

American TV was a mistake

I like that even though Andy was a stereotypical republican uncle they portrayed him as an overall good guy. Even though the entire SU crew disagrees with him.

That's respectable.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN' BARN!?

>>87756209
Same, there's been so much missed potential. This show was so great once, I don't know how they dropped the ball so hard. I used to blame Zuke, but I don't know anymore.

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"Greg, ya little turd."

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>every episode of TTGO

I came here to ask if that was Carl.

That seems redundant now.

Is Carl Steven's great uncle?

>>87756209
we could all just get together and make a better Steven Universe
one with more blackjack and hookers and less memes and character flanderization

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good episode

>>87756296
>Corn
>Carl
I'm out

>>87756340
Wow, I'm actually liking Lapis this time

WHO THE FUCK IS CARL

>>87756340
The episode was just about how people are scared to change their views because they're scared of change itself, but you're right in that Andy was in the right sometimes.

Carl?

MY NAME IS

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>Three days of TTG

>>87756260
Loss.jpg

Steven Mayonnaise

>>87756358
Capitalism.

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Alright, it's okay so far.

I missed Peridot so fucking much.
>"HEY STEVEN! I'M ON A TRACTOR!"

Fucking Carl, man.

well, I don't need to watch the rest of this
>>87756379
yeah that.. that is gonna be fucked up

>>87756388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Brutananadilewski

>>87756333
I'm so glad Zuke is leaving, that entire scene was cringey as shit

>>87756388
https://youtu.be/m3b0RBwkIrA

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>>87756339
get in line, there's a lot of people wishing the show never got turned into memebarn shenanigans

Still, Andy isn't half bad, I can't belive I caught myself saying that yes, that's a townie I want to see more in the show

>CN wasting an entire weekend's worth of their schedule to show every episode of Teen Titans GO ever.

This is why most people hate you CN

>>87756260
and I though harem animes were wierd

>>87756393
SHAKE ZULA, THE MIC RULA

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MOST DISSAPOINTING EPISODE EVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Now, seriously, it gave nothing and it was a 20 minute special, wtf. Bisbuth is one of my favourite episodes, i can't belive this was so empty, 3 fucking months for nothing

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>>87756333
They're such a pair of bros

possibly homo bros

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shit, is steven universe just gay aqua teen hunger force now?

>>87756388
You have to be 18 to post here

>>87756417
Is she real leaving?

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all the carl shitposting has led to this moment

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>Its a trump episode
weirdo hipe marcian INMIGRANTES

GET THE HECK OUT OF MY PLANET,OUT OF MUH CONTRY AND OUT OF MY BARN!

>lesbian couple realize they cannot produce life without outside help
Its like Sugar is redpilled now

>>87756389
when you have change shoved down your throat, it's understandable you'd start to gag on it

>>87756388
I hate you so goddamn much.

>>87756430
I wouldn't complain.

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>Gay lesbian illegal alien
they need to get out

>>87756430
So regular aqua teen?

>>87756148
nope: episodes take as long as any other animated overseas at korea show (UG, WBB, AT,RS, etc)
most korea animated shows are animated on paper and are only composited digitally

This was like a "fuck you" to everyone who complains about the 10-minute episodes

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>>87756356
>They all got married
all ships canon, except anything with Jasper cause she wasn't there and is dead

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>>87756447
Alright, Andy.

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>>87756409
>Tron Bonne + Peridot
MUH DICK

>no new batteries needed ever
.. the fuck?

>>87756156
My biggest gripe is that it was actually a fine episode. Narratively speaking, everything worked well. The conflict made sense, the character behaved in a realistic manner, the pacing was good, the exposition was on point and the finale was satisfying.

It was DAMN better than Bismuth special writing-wise, I can tell you that much.

The problem it had, was that it was aired, well, now. After months of hiatus.

I hope the Winter Special is better than this shit. It's hard for me to feel excited for this show anymore

>Trump posts till everyone lets it sink in there was nothing else supporting this episode besides what they interpreted as trump jokes.

>>>/pol/ is that way too.

>>87756467
Solar.

>>87756388
it don't matta
none a this mattas

>>87756460
>Lapidot isn't cannon
>By Lauren Zuke

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>>87756472

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i got some reactions

I felt bad for Carl. The gems were being dicks

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>22 minutes of literally nothing

>>87756496
>>87756472
He's right though. If they just threw this in at the end of the last batch we'd all love it. It's what they planned to do and what they should have done.

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>>87756488
I remember that one!

Just kidding, please don't kill me

Why is Greg RED

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I fucking hate this meme gremlin
Yet it didn't feel as annoying because there were way more interactions between everyone else, and her part was mostly transitional and/or reactionary to the flow, rather than being at the center of it for no reason

Interesting, but still needs to die in a fire

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>>87756252
>>87756322

>>87756446
Jasper is supposed to be the one who gives birth to the Lapidot fusion

>A big girl to keep him in line.
Based.

Why would Greg be Steven's "1st cousin once removed"? Help.

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Illegal lesbian aliens leave!

>>87756472
>Thanksgiving type episode airing a week before Thanksgiving
Seems like a sensible place to put it.

STEVEN DEMAYO

This is surreal.

ANDY IS CARL!!!

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>have an uncle who is outwardly politically incorrect and out of touch with modern society just like andy
>my family is a bunch of hippies

Relatable

>>87756514
She was a bitch this episode like always

>Demayos

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Andy spinoff when.

>>87756513
Cause he is a true american

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>>87756457
>>87756497
goddamit , i was going to post it first!

>Demayo

>The Mayo

What did he mean by this

>>87756156
Andy got good taste

>Gregg DeMayo

fucking hippie

>>87756427
Basically, it was a holiday special. Get all the characters together and just being happy to be in each others company for once. One grumpy member of the family isn't feeling it but cheers up at the end. Doesn't do much in the lore, but is just some filler you can play at Thanksgiving or Christmas.

It's not a total wash. We know Greg's actual family name, plus a bit of a family tree there, and now we actually have another human relative now (Which is important for Steven as he's been going through the angst for ages now that he's just an alien boy instead of a human boy). Also, it introduced Lapis and Peridot's new pet (Though I guess we knew about that for months).

Steve DeMayo

Priyanka was right!

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Steven Fucking DeMayo

>>87756514
I wish Andy had deported Memedot back to homeworld

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE GET IT HE HAS A JERSEY ACCENT FUCK OFF

>Greg and Steven are Italian
>His cousin is old man /pol/

This is the best episode yet.

>>87756438
>Illegal Alien Criminals stealing American land with ties to an existential threat to America
Trump became President just in time
>Greg changed his name to Universe
I fucking knew it.

>DeMayo
Does this confirm their heritage as Italian?

ILLEGAL ALIENS

>This really can't be an illegal immigrant episode right?
>/co/ must be shitposting

>It actually is

SUCROSE

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>man comes home to find his beloved family barn taken over by strangers
>assaulted nearly immediately by them
>finds out that he's got a nephew who knows absolutely nothing about his side of the family because his father (for no clear reason) decided to disown himself from them for 20 years

>look at this angry unreasonable guy screaming about immigrants!! how socially conscious!

>Illegal aliens
kek

>>Universe is a stage name

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Carl DeMayo is the best

NO FRIGGIN WAY

>>87756156
ALL THESE ILLEGAL HIPPIE MARTIAN ALIENS NEED TO GET OFF MY PLANET

>>87756566
No he got it legally changed

>>87756563
My problems with the episode exactly

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>>87756517
I'm actually extremely happy about this

Glorious OT6 is endgame boi

I don't usually join these threads and I haven't seen the last 2-3 episodes, but I'm dropping in to say holy shit that guy was racist. That was pretty fucking funny. Glad they got that in.

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>Why don't you put that corn in a mirror for thousands of years and then see how it feels about the table
>HAHAHAHAHA
>It would really hate the table!

>>87756518
the corrupted one in the bubble?

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>Carl is literally a character in SU now
Holy shit

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>Illegal aliens
BASED

How triggered are you now /co/?

>Our Greg is clearly the superior one.
I ship it.

>>87756533
Yes, but she was a bitch FOR the flow, the part with the engine was taken off by pearl and they both didn't overstay their welcome, it was on point
Still annoying, "say clod" was unnecessary and not that funny

>Andy DEMAYO
>Greg DEMAYO
>Steven DEMAYO

So Steven is gem/Italian?

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Build a space wall and make homeworld pay for it
Deport all (dangerous) gems
Ban gem marriage
Drain beach city

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>20 FUCKING MINUTES OF FILLER
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>>87756583
Just for this one episode.

>>87756472
It was a tired premise and message, the jokes were sparse and a lot of them didn't work, the plot as a whole was completely inconsequential, and after the opening scene the gems barely did anything except spout one-liners at the right times.

In no way was this better than Bismuth.

>>87756597
Gem Italian America

Commence the footfags

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>>87756252
it's gonna happen ya'll

>turd
They actually did it

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>Carl is in SU
>Don'tbelieveit.png
>Check
FUCK THIS IS GONNA BE AESOME

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>>87756559
You mean you didnt know?

>Peri's being a little nazi again
YAY

I don't know what it is but I dislike Lapis more every time I see her. It doesn't help that for some reason she and Peridot are an inseparable matched set now.

The only good thing about this episode was the ending theme song. It sounds really cool so far

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Holy fucking shit that sucked. I actually had to skip over parts it was so boring

>first we were disappointed about the title literally meaning harvesting crops
>no guys the part with steven disemboweling the pumpkin was creepy, and it's a half hour special, surely it will take a turn
>the pumpkin dog isn't even relevant the entire episode so that first bit was literally useless
>lapis and peridot weren't relevant either so lapidotfags, the only people who were excited for this ep, were let down too
>they're all talking to each other as a group finally but it was cringy
>animation was godawful too - there were bits where the pumpkin dog was standing with it's mouth open but not moving at all
>so lapis and pearl are the same height now..?
>forced shitty message with no impact about a guy who's sad his family broke apart and said a bunch of generic outdated traditional value stuff for no real reason besides "haha look at this dinosaur"

The episode felt like a shitty patchy quilt of things that didn't fit together. I mean I get now that it was just supposed to be a mindless thanksgiving thing but yeesh

Andy looks like Marty, that's weird

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IS GREARL ALIVE

>>87756583
>/pol/ themed episode caused by meme magic

>>87756588
Only slightly. Only slightly

>>87756641
YES

CARL DID NOTHING WRONG

>>87756641
No.

Why does Shake come in and ruin everything?

>>87756633
Lack of development - she really needs some. This is coming from a Lapidotfag.

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>Carl is Steven's uncle

Byoutiful

>>87756472
It seems more like you hyped yourself up that huge things were going to happen

I didn't even know the episode title and had a great time, everyone got their moment and we learnt more about Greg/Steven's family

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Man I don't know how to feel about this episode.

>it's a white man is portrayed as evil and bigoted despite being kept out of the loop and getting all his shit tampered with episode

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>literally an illegal immigrants episode
How long until Trump arrives at beach city to deport the gems?

>>87756639
SU has been shit.
Why are you surprised?

Oh dear

I sympathize with Carl

Surely this was not intentional

>You weren't technically married
This episode is just load of info dump

>What do you mean you weren't technically married!?

I cant' Argue with Andy. I'd be pissed if someone came to my house and dismantled my old car and turned it into a stove.

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>>87756641
We're back baby

>>87756579
Sure is a shame that was the only time they even touched on the tension between them.

>It's an immigrant/colonization episode
I should've known

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>>87756649

Fucking Gems, man. What a bunch of dicks

>>87756661
Greg and Steven lied about their last name.
This episode sucked.
Might as well name it Steven DeMayo.

>people defending this train wreck of an episode
Literally why

What the fuck is happening?

>CARL
Friggin space rocks.

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I don't even think most of the posts in this general are from /sug/ itself, all feels like /pol/ invading just to shitpost something a couple anons joked about.

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Why are the homeworld gems giant cunts?

>Why don't we all marry each other?

YES

This is ALWAYS the solution

LET'S ALL GET MARRIED TOGETHER AND THEN ALL GET BORN AND THEN DIE TOGETHER.

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>Lets all marry each other

oh man

>>87756666
>portrayed as evil
Oh come on now Satan. He was just a grumpy uncle. Nothing he did could even be slightly misconstrued as evil.

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We
Are the Crystal Gems...

>Why don't we all marry each other
Holy shit

Remember when everyone though the wedding cake leak was fake?

>we all marry each other :)
fucking gay show keeps being gay, what did i expect

>>87756704
>why people allowed to have an opinion

>>87756674
>Surely this was not intentional
Yeah it was, they show him as a nice funny guy but that he was unable to move on from the family moving on

he wasn't meant to be a bad guy, and him wanting the barn isn't shown as a negative or wrong just they want to keep it so find an agreement

PEARL IS THIRSTY

>>87756666
>Demayo
>white
Not so fast Satan

>Gay Polygamist Fertility Death Cultists
What did you stick your dick in Greg DeMayo
>>87756704
Because Carl.

>AQUA TEEN 2.0

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>tfw you're a Lapisfag
>tfw all her potential has been destroyed
>tfw all her development is off screen
>tfw all her conflicts with the cast are outright ignored
>tfw the only person left who had an interesting dynamic with her is now a dog
>tfw everything good about her was sucked out and replaced by memes and retardation

Well

At least Lapidots got btfo

>>87756666
Literally tumblr the show.

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>>87756156
Andy only enjoyed most of this episode because of steven, how can anyone believe he isn't best boy

He's rockin' the Marty hairdo. Clearly it's a popular hairstyle.

>Fucikn Loss.jpg on the cake
HAWHAWHAW

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>tfw Carl returns during a big battle scene later in the series in a plane that's armed to the teeth and fires everything.
Let me dream, damn it

>>87756563
this

>>87756704
Too much for you, CTR?

>>87756735
Literally gonna be Future Boy Zoltron 2.0

>You will never mass marry Pearl.
It's probably for the best.

>Carl suddenly becoming so sick of this alien shit he's just giving up.

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>Why don't we all marry each other?

Good to know all ships are canon now

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This episode is shit, you guys.

You guys.

You didn't tell me this episode was going to be shit.

But it's shit, you guys.

It's shit.

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>Andy comes home from a long time of work to find hippies living in his home
>Gregg (who's fucking rich and hasn't seen family in ages) mooches off of him and steals the barn
>fucking hippies steal his shit
>hippies don't even take the time to learn earth culture

Andy did nothing wrong

Is this episode only good if you know who this Carl guy is? Am I missing references or something?

>>87756697
Greg did. Steven was just misinformed.

GET THE GEMS OUT OF HERE
YEAH
GET EM OUT

>>87756719
I think we can all finally agree that Lapis is a Crystal Gem now, right?

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>Why don't we all marry each other

>>87756764
>Jasper wasn't there

>>87756612
I mean... You're not entirelywrong. Whether the jokes worked or not is ultimately subjective, I liked them. The plot may have been inconsequential, but that is difficult to judge for now and I'll tell you something, it was far more consequential than fucking Onion Gang. At least it developed characters a bit. The premise and message were tired, I'll give you that, even if I think they were shown in a way that was engaging. Like I was still sitting there not knowing exactly why is he so cross with Greg and what the story behind these two is, so in that regard it worked.

>In no way was this better than Bismuth.

Bismuth was a train-wreck of a story. The pacing was completely off, the conflict didn't make sense, the exposition was forced, the ending was completely out-of-the-blue and what SHOULD have been a consequential episode was brushed aside and forgotten about. Bismuth doesn't get as much as a mention. It felt like a feature-length movie to an anime. It was "cool", but ultimately it felt hollow and it's made worse by the fact that it should have been really game-changing.

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>>87756764
Not any Jasper ones

No one will marry her and she will be christmas cake

>>87756666
You're making that narrative in your head. No one stated he was evil.

>>87756719

>she sees your dick.jpg

>>87756771
>His home
No it wasn't

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>>87756748
>>87756333
I got exactly what I wanted.

>>87756776
Andy came out of nowhere for this episode, it's his first appearance.

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>>87756722
>>87756649
>>87756608

Is it on commercial break right now? I'm trying to sync my download with the episode.

>>87756743
Turns out EVERY Pearl ship was right. She'd litterally settle for anyone.

>>87756704
Because Steven's last name is DeMayo not Universe.
BTFO.

>>87756776
Nah it's just the VA for that character is probably the same VA who voiced Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Episode is shit, but it brought us best character.
New Greg is red pilled.

>MAGA

>>87756794
His property then. My point still stands

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>>87756780
If Lapis is a crystal gem, so is Jasper
they're a package deal

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ANDY'S HEAD?

>>87756156
MORE??? SU?

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>"Why don't you put that corn in a mirror for thousands of years, and then see how it feels about the table."

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Are you guys really just gonna shitpost and relay the one or two noticeable jokes in this episode?

>>87756672
It hasn't been THIS shit. This is a new low. I at least expected some quality out of a half hour special

>>87756768
>You didn't tell me this episode was going to be shit.
Literally hundreds of posts in the last thread told you

>There are many indicators that the name de Mayo may be of Jewish origin, emanating from the Jewish communities of Spain and Portugal.

Probably a childhood friend of Sucrose's.

Why doesn't Greg just buy peridot and lapis a new house?

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>>87756783
>>87756789
She'll be there in like...10 or 15 episodes. Trust me. I know things. She'll get married too.

>>87756333
10/10 perfect

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>>87756776

>>87756563
Dont forget they destroyed his airplane.

>>87756744
They're white because fuck white people.
Thank god Trump is president.

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>>87756792
>she sees you dick
Tonight you.

so... they will show anything lore relevant in the end of this episode?

>>87756563
Are you surprised? We all know the Crystal Gems are bad guys after they killed Pink Diamond over muh feelings.

>>87756718
That's exactly what a dirty hippy would say you dirty hippy.

>>87756803
Is there a pence version of this

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>>87756838
>and pearl is here too

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>>87756746
The only gems who hasn't been soiled horribly are Rose and Jasper, I don't know how you didn't change into a Jasperfag or Rosefag

>>87756803
>illegal immigrants on a barn
>still haven`t been deported yet

you`re slipping, mr. president.

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Wait, is it just me or does Andy look a bit like Marty?

Is it just them using similar types for the "angry old dude" idea or could there be some distant connection?

Also, fuck you guys saying filler, we now have a new bit of lore.
>Greg left about 20 years ago "in his van"
>He was 22 when he met the gems
>Based on Sour Cream's apparent age, we can guess that moment was about 18 years ago max.
>Ergo, Greg was with Marty for at least 2 years before Story for Steven
If the next episode actually talks about Steven's birth or whatever, we may get a full picture of Greg's life soon enough.

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Pwepayo Demayo

>>87756848
No you lorefag

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Hey Andy. Did you know there's a gem base.
On the Moon?

Hoe don't do it

>>87756563
This episode was made as a response to Trump.
What did you expect.

So all Pearl ships are canon?

>>87756842
I think we get it, man

>>87756783
>to take my underwear

Peridot is right, they should have access to everything for free.

This episode was great example of the crew's lack of perspective

They don't truly understand those they disagree with, which is always a bad thing

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>>87756842
are you crying anon?

>>87756867
God dammit

I'm sitting a little far away from my screen so I can't tell, are there female couples on the cake? I guess it doesn't really matter but I'm curious.

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>>87756871
almost all of them!

THEY INTRODUCED A REPUBLICAN ESPECIALLY SO THEY COULD BLUE PILL HIM AND INDOCTRINATE CHILDREN INTO THE LEFT

WEW
E
W

>The Gems will neve be asked the question "count the bullets"

>>87756878
They're basically all Tumblrites. Why are you surprised

>>87756777
Point is, they can't call this SU when that isn't even his last name. That's false advertisement.

>>87756867
>WHO KEY SCRATCHED 'GEMS RULE' ON MY FRICKIN' PLANE?

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>Every episode of TTG this weekend

>>87756871
Yes
Also she's canon bi
Tumblr btfo

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Have you paid your respect to the corn?

I love this show, but this is way too political for my taste.

>>87756833
The Show's animation director is named Nick DeMayo

>The cake has loss on it

MEME MAGIC

Well if your going to do a Thanksgiving episode....

I think you guys are doing some serious projecting with the political stuff. Andy was just a grumpy uncle.