What

>>87743397

But why? They are shitty covers, who orders this besides retarded collectors?

>>87743424
Actually the question I have is why is the UK the one ordering the most, and for that matter why are they doing UK and Canada as "states"?

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>>87743397
>United Kingdom*
>Canada*
>*Yeah. We know.

>>87743397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es7BgsWq1_g

>>87743424
People like the idea of having covers for their state?

American Kaiju ongoing when ?
It is November 2016 and we still don't have a series worthy of greatest hero of them all ?

>>87743441
Because the UK was the first state. It is the true state. The one that should be obeyed above all others. We were the fathers and mothers of the American colonies and we should be treated as such. America should once against embrace the UK and make it their capital once again.

>>87743397
What Texas cover look like?
Might join in and buy it too.

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>>87743848

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>>87743814
>greatest hero of them all
But we did.

>>87743397
Yeah, I'm surprised so many people in the UK read about superheros, too. So many that retailers are confident they can sell more than their Canadian brethren, apparently.

What kind of stupid marketing ploy is this USAvengers shit?

>>87743923
Apparently, they're a new superhero team tied more clearly to and accountable to the US government.

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>>87743826
Sorry, is somebody asking to get annexed?

>>87743441
Lots of comic fans over here anon, did you expect them to be ordering the Maryland variant?

>>87744124
To hear Warren Ellis and Alan Moore talk, I would've assumed you wouldn't want to buy a variant, much less a variant to USAvengers.

>>87743871

He's British, Yankee. Not European. It's official.

>>87743923

Why would you make a distinction in -kinds- of marketing ploys? Marvel is Bambi on the ice right now.

>>87744465

>Listening to bearded Albionites who think superheroes are for fags

Look, I don't want to interfere with your life decisions, but this is just DUMB.

>>87744465
It's written by a Brit, anon.

>>87743888
Even as a kid, I couldn't get over how generic Action Man was. It's like if they made a superhero called Super Man.

>>87743948
It sounds to me like someone is asking for us to Make Britain Great Again.

>>87743441
The UK cover is a Forbidden Planet retailer exclusive, so they paid for it. I'm assuming they ordered a whole fucking lot of them.

>>87745123
fuck you

What's Arizona's?

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>>87743397
>bar graph
>no axis information

For all we know, this graph could signify that only ten UK variants were ordered and that around 6.5 Texas variants were ordered, et cetera.

I swear to God, even PBS' Cyberchase taught kids the importance of labeling your fucking graphs.

>>87743888
>Action man
Fuck, can anything be more boring and generic than him?

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>>87746532
Here's the rest of what's released so far

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>>87746646
Shill has arrived.

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>>87746667

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>>87746667
>let's keep Patsy as far as possible

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>>87746712

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>>87746532

Well, at least AZ has a pretty cool Avenger. If Nova ever wants to come to Tucson for some Mexican food he is welcome.

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>>87746723
I'm pretty sure this guy is from Greece

>>87744124
I suppose they don't have an Islam variant, so you went with whatever was closest, huh

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>>87746771
Greece, Colorado?

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>>87746797
Sorry Illinois

>>87746797
Oh so that's where she slept with Juggernaut

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>>87746811

I'm dreading who will be representing Texas

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>>87746831
Already been posted >>87743882

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>>87746834

>>87746831
It's Firebird, here: >>87743882

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>>87746554
Fuck you. Action Man is absolutely based. He makes bad puns and befriends giant robots.

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>>87746850

>>87746646
Oh, Christ, please don't.

I thought a first that there was no way that there were avengers from every state they all come from new York. Didn't they do something like this 10 years ago called the 50 stats registration?

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>>87746865

>Still haven't revealed Ohio

FUCKING REEEEEE

YOU FUCKS I WANNA KNOW WHOS GONNA SAVE MY ASS

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>>87746898
It's probably Squirrel Girl

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>>87746919

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>>87746956

>>87746956
...what
who

>>87746968
Is he red because he's been in the sun too long?

>>87746956
It seems they ran out of heroes already

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>>87746753
why delaware?

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>>87746865
Wow the ONLY hero from KY gets it, I'm shocked

>>87747000
Husk is from Kentucky. But she was never an Avenger

>>87746991
First state in the union?

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>>87746919
Why do we get worst Avenger?

>>87746982
New Hampshire got the best one.

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>>87746982
I'm ok with this, but why?

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>>87747020
At least you didn't get Hellcat

>>87743397
Who's Ohio?

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>>87747043

Should be Agent Venom

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>>87747054

So what does Doctor Strange have to do with Pennsylvania

>>87746532
Now that I think about it, Arizona basically is Sam. Living here is suffering at times, and most of it has to do with the fucking older generation. God damned elderly fucking snowbirds come down here during the election season from shitholes like Minnesota and Michigan and vote against the interests of everyone raising kids here.

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>>87747074
The super heroes don't have to be linked to the state they're the avenger of. What the fuck does spiderman have to do with New Hampshire?

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>>87747043
Hellcat was great as the only hero in Alaska

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>>87747080

>>87743882
>>87746831
Firebird?...can we get scarlet spider back please? I'm sure there is some diversity quota or something but come on.

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>>87747097
Kaine was never an Avenger

>>87746712
Wolverine BTFO

>>87746991
You'd think due to it's proximity to DC but why not just give him Virginia then

Carol is going to be New York isn't she

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>>87747112
Last one

>>87747125
Luke's BBC runs NYC

>>87747112
why they keep calling Jimmy neutron the "Totally Awesome Hulk"?

>>87747142
Sweet Christmas

>>87747113
And Spider-Man shouldn't be the Avenger for New Hampshire, but here we are. The whole concept of these covers is stupid, so they might as well just throw random characters who aren't Avengers into the mix, too.

>>87747043
>Gets a Brazilian dude
This is what you get for not voting Trump, Oregon.

>>87747094
Heroic as fuck....but where is Hauptmann Deutschland?

>>87747193
Too busy fending off refugees.

>>87746646
As a person living in Alabama, you have no idea how hilarious this is.

>>87743397
There are no numbers on the x axis. There is no way to know the scale, the differences could be .00000001. This chart is useless

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>>87747211
I wish...

>>87746834
>iowa hawkeye
heh

>>87746982
Why isn't he the Avenger of New York? this confuses me.

>>87747303
I hate how people feel the need to give every country their own superhero wrapped around it's flag, it just doesn't work most of the time.

>>87746946
>Quake

Who?

>>87746946
whatever happened to quake?

>>87747348
Her name fell on the "Characters Disney will never want for movies and won't mind if we waste on TV" bingo, she got inhumaned and now is probably in that SHIELD book no one reads.

>>87747348
She's been in that shitty Agents of SHIELD book, taking orders from Coulson

And they made her an Inhuman so she shows up in those books sometimes and may save their asses in IvX

>>87747348
if there's still a SHIELD book, probably there.

>>87743826
Cap and the Falcon destroyed your madbomb faggot. Your dream is dead.

>>87747345
He is better than Captain Nazi and Canada Man is actually breddy cool as well.

Same with Captain Britain.

>>87743826
WE WUZ

>>87747016
The Thing or Parker should get NY. They were there first.

>>87746778
Well Fazzia is literally who tier so yeah. Personally I'd have preferred Union Jack

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>>87747142
>>87747155

>this exchange