Homestuck

>>87739874
We have this "thread" every time. It sucks. You know exactly what we're going to say. Fuck you.

>>87739874
He was an unfinished character, honestly. He had a great thing going for him during his time as the leader of the Hivebent team, but halfway through A5A2 the emotional romance bullshit started to get to him, and being an emotional punching bag slowly went from being one of Karkat's less-shown traits to beinh his entire character.

TL,DR; another would-be great character with wasted potential

>>87740227
>Answering this legitimately.
I wish I was as naive as you.

>>87740301
How so, Anon? So you can waste your time and energy in pointless discussions over the internet for hours on end?

>>87740383
Moreso just have fun with them.

>>87740383

Not him but it's because it's a meme

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Why does it hurt my eyes to look at the updates on the Snapchat?

It doesnt feel right. Hell the whole idea of them USING SNAPCHAT TO COMMUNICATE INSTEAD OF PERSTERCHUM MAKES NO DAMN SENSE CAUSE THE FUCKERS HAVE TO STOP TAKE A PIC THEN WRITE DIALOUGE THEN RINSE AND REPEAT

>>87740471
Who is the beautiful woman? She is now my wife.

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>>87740471
having your characters go from mid 2000's chat clients to snapchat is pretty jarring.

>>87740471
It doesn't feel right because it ISN'T right. But hey, that's just the kind of stuff you have to deal with when the writer of your favorite webcomic is a fucking sellout who panders to whatever happens to be the biggest number in his fanbase at the moment, said number being Dumblr in Homestuck's case

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>tfw dreambubbles went from limbo tentacle hell where you relive memories over and over, dying over and over, while never remembering to Neverland full of shitty teens and their drama

>>87740471
>I've been kidnapped by rebels!
>Selfie! :B

>>87740520
Especially since fucking no one uses Snapchat just to chat.

>>87740557
Even she knows she's not in real danger.

>>87740549
Basically the same thing.

>>87740616
presentation

>>87740625
I was making a joke but come on, Anon, the plot did what needed to with the mechanic.

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I've not been keeping up with Homestuck since Act 7? Have the snaps actually been anything important at all? Any news on Tavros, the ghost army and all that shit? Is Sollux still OOTS? This big-lipped fucking hack has left me so confused.

>>87740745
Out of the stuff you mentioned, all we get is GCATavrosprite^2 appearing in a couple snaps.

>>87740745
Pretty sure there is a tumblr page with all the updates.

>>87740745
I think it'd be fucking hilarious if Sollux just hated Vriska's crew enough that he left to get himself killed.

>>87740745
Ghost Army Remains are getting sucked into the black hole created at the end of Act 7. If there are any that are not they havent been seen

Nothing new for Sollux. Just kinda vanished

>>87739874
Because he realizes that Vriska is a much better "anti-hero" character, then castrated Kadkat again to create Caliborn and then trashed him as the shipping bait who should suck Terezi or Dave's dick.

>>87740781
Wouldnt it be funny if, like, Sollux just started licking vriska's feet? like just for laughs. Haha.

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>>87740867
hahahah yeah

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-fund-tensei-s-strife-2-multi-album-project-music-rock/x/15448257#/
Why haven't you donated to this yet?

>>87740867
Anon, I had something going and you just had to make it weird.

>>87740885
because i'm fucking poor

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>>87740885
Lack of interest.

I know Homestuck's got some good songs but I pick and choose alot of the songs I like. Any songs I like I've probably already downloaded and I don't like the idea of donating to a project and getting songs that I may or May not like

>Vriska will never kiss his balls

>>87740954
What if the project gave you a free roxykitten at higher backing tiers

>>87740954
If you liked Strife you will 100% like strife 2. I guarantee it.

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>>87740912
What do you mean, weird? I just thought it would be funny. Haha. I think about the characters licking each other's feet all the time, it just cracks me up!

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>>87740981
If its in my price range

>>87741005
Anon..... Please don't bring this into here. It's a Christian image board.

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>>87741034
Roxykitten is worth any price

>>87741087
I would NEVER give her a hug.

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>>87741124
But would you take one from her?

>>87741157
No, NEVER.... OK, maybe.

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>>87741177

>>87739874
What's his name again?

>>87741237
>TFW no very own Roxykitten.
Why live?

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>>87741124
You're what lead to her bad behavior.

>>87741303
Wait, no, I'm not a dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBFaSPsdYoo

>>87741337
How did they know?

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>>87741333
You are now.

>>87741303
Suck it, nerd

www.strawpoll.me/3315133/

www.strawpoll.me/11666127

>>87741391
I can't believe that first thread. How can so many people be so wrong?

>>87741391
F. None Of The Above

>>87741379
What do I do?

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>>87741424
Learn to change diapers and start a college fund.

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>>87741408
Everyone had shitty nuRose on the mind. Who would want to vote for that?

>>87741442
>college
>In the future

anon you ain't ever goin' to college and neither is she without a trust fund

education is for rich stupid people now

>>87741442
Am I going to change into a ginger?

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>>87741465
I already graduated from college. The real question is what are you doing to help your precious daughter become a world-famous scientist?

>>87741464
But why wouldn't everyone think of Rose when she was relevant and good/ an actual character?

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>>87741464
>Rose used to be funny, cute, catty, smart, and clearly hurt in away you hoped she resolved
>Now all she's good for is writing fics where she's bullied so hard for being an orange cone moron that she cries

>>87741478
>Women
>Succeeding in STEM
LOL.

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>>87741506
>dashing your roxykitten's dreams

>>87741520
Damn it, how did you know it was me? Why does she have to be a doctor anyway? Because you said so?

>>87741478
Depending on How Roxxkiten is raised by Anon I see three possibilities

>Starts new business based on selling Alcohol

>Bartender

>Becomes a scientist and discovers the cure for cancer From Liquor

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>>87741553
I said scientist, not doctor. She just has to get her PhD in something cool.

>>87741595
Still, scientist. What if I want her to be a businesswoman? Or movie star? Or adult movie star? She is a living nekogirl after all.

What song do you wish got used in flash but never did? For me it's Earthsea Borealis.

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>>87741608
>adult movie star

You're a godawful parent.

>>87741626
She could be a billionaire though, Anon.

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>>87741608
Ya gotta teach her what right and wrong Anon. Its to make sure she chooses a good career

>>87741660
And whatever she learns she passes onto Rosekitten

>>87741660
Morals don't mean anything if you make money.

>>87741737
that's kind of what we've taught ourselves as a species and it's gonna end our lives and future as a race relatively soon geologically speaking so yeah

I prefer Jadebunny or Jadepuppy

>>87741762
Nah, it's the only thing keeping us afloat.

>>87741814
money to the exclusion of morals has kept us afloat?

rich detected, someone gets the knives and steak sauce, we're having dinner

>>87741839
Nah, I'm actually really poor but I'm grateful of my rich overlords everyday.

>>87741798
>Jadebunny
Shit I mean janebunny

>>87741858
I kind of hope there ends up being a way to find out richposters so they can be threatened with cannibalism and random bannings and the like though

>>87741987
God, Anon, why do you hate rich people so much?

>>87742030
No war but class war, anon.

Tale as old as time. Murder the rich, eat them because they're not actually human, and then laugh as the rest of the suited pigmen cry about their cuck fantasies before they're dragged out into the streets next to become dinner.

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>>87742072
You sound both unhinged and not very clever.

>>87742072
I think you need help.
>>87742112
Don't bully the mentally ill, Anon.

>>87742112
Oh you can call me and say whatever you want, but just remember, no war but class war.

The rich aren't people like you and me, and you were born with the right to murder them for meat and resources, because as non-humans that's all they're good for. That's all.

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>>87739874
N O T H I N G

I find homestuck's use of snapchat as a storytelling medium to be highly unrealistic
there hasn't even been a single dick pic yet

>>87742172
Hussie ran out of ideas and instead of challenging the medium, like all quitters and losers, he instead desperately jumped on what 'The Youngs' find cool and current to use

>>87742185
>, like all quitters and losers
WTF, I hate Hussie now.

>>87742200
this but unironically

>>87742143
Stop taking meth

>>87740503
Glades Plugin

>>87742216
Anon, think about it this way, if Hussie never existed, we would have never met.

>>87742226
Never had it. Wouldn't mind trying it once. I hear it gets used a ton nowadays cut with other drugs to give them an oomph in more seedy areas of the country. As the midwest keeps dying, you're sure to see a lot of parts of it turn into outright meth lord wargrounds.

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>>87742244
She is the love of my life.

I don't like Time On My Side.

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>>87742276
I miss Glades. I miss bad and sincere Homestuck jokes. I miss the 2010-2012 years. I miss a community that wasn't gigantic and shitbrained about everything as populist politics smothered it all. I miss all the artists and fun freaks we had hanging around. I miss Homestuck.

I miss you.

>an entire civilization just handed power over to a few 16 year olds

Are they fucking stupid?

>>87740981
Can I have a tubby weeb girl instead of a roxykitten

>>87742334
Hussie isn't exactly writing anything profound or sensible here anymore man, he's forcing out all he can from his bloodied colon before the game flops and we all forget about him

>>87742320
>. I miss bad and sincere Homestuck jokes.
Glades is NOT a bad joke.
>I miss you.
I appreciate it.
>>87742334
Who? Skaia?

>>87742334
They have as much actual political power as the queen of England for all we know.

>>87742320
This made me really sad, anon.

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>>87742344
no

>>87742359
If they didn't have any power the rebels wouldn't make any sense. It'd be like trying to overthrow a mascot.

>>87742474
It could be a symbolic murder or they could be pretending to be rulers?

>>87742320
>populist politics
wtf are you talking about
I would call the homestuck fanbase "progressive" and "progressive" isn't the same as "populist"
for reference, trump is considered a populist candidate
I think the term you're looking for is "identity politics"

>>87742474
Maybe it's just Jane overreaching by leveraging her status into a business empire.

>>87742498
>"identity politics"

populist politics

>>87742459
What if I say please?

>>87742531
the difference is subtle but real
populist politics seeks to appeal to the majority, identity politics seeks to form alliances between minorities

>>87742550
>identity politics seeks to form alliances between minorities

Not when they're co-opted and trashed by a bunch of shrill teenagers on the internet desperate to look trendy and valued, without understanding or caring what they're being so shrill about.

Populist politics.

So, which Homestuck character is most likely to go evil in Universe C?

Hard mode: No John

>>87742579
why do you keep trying to use populist like it's a bad word? I'm having trouble figuring out your perspective here

>>87742582
Vriska.

>>87742599
I'm implying that the garbage, overheated, worthless current politics of Tumblr and 4chan and most of the internet are all populist and nothing more, with no value or contribution to the reality of those politics. They're popular to talk because they're popular, not because SJWs care about how they turn out or why they're happening, just that they can click a like button and feel morally pure without raising a finger.

>>87742582
Jane

How did Gamzee get over to Caliborn's land again?

>>87742628
This's not what "populist" really is though

>>87742538
Then you get a chubby Roxykitten

>>87742628
That's not what populist means, at least, the word loses meaning when you break it down into so-called "populism" within a given community like that. It's not a synonym for "popular".

>>87742637
hahahaha he's a clllooooouuuuunnnnnn >XO)

He can do whatever he wants!!

In actuality the answer is that he time traveled to the end of Earth C.

>>87742637
Black Hole when he was in a fridge.

>>87742637
The fridge landed there

>>87742661
Wait I thought Caliborn was on Earth B?

>>87742700
Nope. Pretty sure Earth C is where he actually originates from. fukken loooool you thought the retcon CHANGED anything and wasn't actually just the same old time shit all along!

>>87742727
But why.

>>87742731
bugs bunny tactics

>>87742740
Why "OTP" though?

Do we know when the next Snapass update is coming?

>>87742776
Five minutes.

>>87742727
That would have been fun

But Dave was not allowed to actually keep his cool or his persona, it had to be a complicated facade for his ~toxic nature~

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Update!

>>87742865
Dave's gonna catch Jade's cold if he keeps that up

>>87742845
>it had to be a complicated facade
But that was always the case, Anon.

>>87742845
He was always faking it though

It was obvious from the time he was walking around his apartment pretending not to get freaked out by the puppets and Saw notes

Hussie just picked the dumbest and least satisfying way for him to come to terms with himself and stop putting on an act

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>>87742885
Yeah anon but there's something that would have been nice about "Dave learns that he is actually kind of cool, relaxes, and has a more comfortable and gentle cool kid persona"

Instead it has to be "Hormonal frightened and retroactively abused 16 year old freaks the fuck out over his identity after the world is dead and gone because the internet told him to, and not in the fun way like we used to"

>>87742918
>Hormonal frightened and retroactively abused 16 year old freaks the fuck out over his identity after the world is dead
Should've been this desu.

>>87740549

I never did understand how dreambubbles worked.

But I remember dead!Tavros and dead!Dave hanging out, so I don't think it was meant to be that hellish.

>>87742949
They were never hellish or anything else. They were a poorly thought out and poorly written out excuse to keep dragging an already dead plot along. Cool concept, INCREDIBLY boring and sloppy execution.

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>>87741499
Don't forget being stretched out by horse dicks
Whichever one of you keeps commissioning that shit from sparrow needs to stop

>>87742949
dead!Dave called it his own personal Hell though that wasn't literal.

>>87742970
Hey, hey no, there is NOTHING wrong with being raped by horsecock

But, I agree, there is everything wrong with Sparrow and his god awful sense of how dick stretching should be, christ I hate that guy when he could be so good

>>87742985
I am still just, incredibly fucking bothered and grossed out by Hussie and his bizarre thing where he constantly shat on doomed timelines as being meaningless and forgetful and pointless, when he constantly brought them back and brought them up, often to no avail, like shit boy can you be consistent about any-fucking-thing

>>87742992
>should I make a big insertion bulge out even feasibly realistically?
>nah I'll just make them into flesh balloons, lmao
I guess it's his fetish, but it's a really shitty one.

>>87743002
Ultimate shelves, LOL.

>>87743006
WTF, I ship DirkJohn now.

>>87743026
>I guess it's his fetish, but it's a really shitty one.

It really is. If anything, it's a juvenile and pleb version of the entire fetish. It's so lame.

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>>87743002
>everything in doomed timelines is cursed to oblivion!
>except this one dude
>also except all these other dudes
>oh and johns now in a doomed timeline too
>but he doesn't count either
not to mention how shit like the horrorterrors completely fucking disappeared from the plot after such a big deal was made out of them

>>87743078
Hussie is just... like shit dude this is some next level Bad Writing. This is shit so disappointing and badly done that I had never thought it possible to be set up to experience this kind of existential-level frustration with shitty entertainment.

>>87743096
Anon, there's much worse things out there. For one, there are more consistently bad things out there. Most of the frustration comes from the rapid spiral and less of the actual quality of shit.

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>>87743078
It still rankles me to this day how he made this cheap and throwaway comment of "Well shit nobody cares about the timlines where Mario dies from a pit" YOU IDIOT THAT IS THE EXACT TIMELINE WE CARE ABOUT BECAUSE WITHOUT ALL THE DOMINOS NEATLY AND PERFECTLY LINED UP, SHIT CHANGES AND IS NEW, GODDAMN RIGHT I WANT TO SEE THAT DOOMED TIMELINE

Then he just contradicts and juggles shit around stupid and used the whole concept as a really bad crutch and I could probably rant until page 10 about the Horrorterrors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y84NkK7pCho It has begun- for some reason.

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>>87743119
Welcome to the graveyard, motherfucker.

>>87743119
If you name it that then the mod will delete it. And even if you don't, he still might despite there being a topic.

>>87743119
not entirely
we just have regular threads here now because shit's actually 'updated' again with the snapchats, and old wounds have been ripped open
occasionally a dude comes over to earn his for free and deletes the thread conveniently ignoring everything about context and also the shitload of actual generals /co/ seems to host these days

speaking of snapchats, aren't the next ones supposed to be soon?

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How do I know if I miss snapchat updates? I don't really understand how this app works.

>>87743154
just follow one of the tumblrs that repost them

>>87743154
Just go to the Tumblr page that collects them if you missed them. However, I believe the story just stays there for a while until you open it.

>>87743154
Just check here once in a while I guess, or check the tumblr.

>>87743154
>Ara Ara in red and stockings

MORE

>>87743154
Ayy, Cuntpi, what's shakin'?

Also, yeah what the fuck is all this Snapchat nonsense? Looks like there's some epilogue going down, but how much have I missed?

>>87743187
>but how much have I missed?

Nothing. Nothing.

>>87743187
SoL bullshit.

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>>87743164
>>87743167
>>87743174
This is such an inefficient way to update.

>>87743187
Story goes that everything except what appeared in the credits isn't canon. You have seen the credits, right?

>>87743208
>smoking
>shit horns
>weird hooves

GET RID OF IT

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>>87743217
I'm sorry, compromises have to be made when requests are specific.

>>87743228
>bright red tumbl nose

no, why do you do this God, everything else was perfect

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>>87743197
>>87743198
Oh boy, time to catch up.

>>87743208
No, I didn't know there WERE credits. I actually just left it at that once the disappointing finale dropped. Since /hsg/ was gone, I didn't have any info sources either.

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>>87743239
The comic updated, go read it.

>>87743236
Here, how's this one?

>>87743239
nobody tell him

>>87743245
>high heels
>nothing weird or changed for no reason

A+ would Ara again, good work

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>>87743261
Glad you approve.

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>>87743245
On it.

>>87743252
Nobody tell me what. How bad is this thing gonna be?

>>87743267
I really want to like this one, because a suit with skirt and those boots is great, but I can never not notice how super small her legs are past the knee compared to how nice and big the thighs are.

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>>87743274
Do you like John? Do you like the idea of John experiencing happiness?

>>87743280
You're killing me, man.

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>>87743274
>How bad is this thing gonna be?

>>87743291
>You're killing me, man.

Different anon. I still like it, it just sticks out to me. Keep going.

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>>87743303
I was expecting more talkback, which is why I had this chubradia lined up. But maybe you're into that.

>>87743315
I know you're all about the backtalk, but yeah, I am into Aradia whoring it up in that and too-tight stockings. Those ears, though. Christ.

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>>87743335
God dammit, I never noticed those ears before.

>>87743341
Now that is an Aradia. But yeah it took me a moment, they blend in with the rabbit ears.

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WHAT ABOUT JOHN/ROXY?!
WHY IS JOHN ALL ALONE IN THE DARK ON HIS 20TH BIRTHDAY!?

>>87743354
>WHAT ABOUT JOHN/ROXY?!

KEKED BY AN ANGEL

>>87743354
>Johnroxy
Kill yourself.

>>87743354
ROXY IS A WHORE! ROXY IS A PEDOPHILE! ROXY FUCKS ALIEN CHILDREN!

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ara

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>>87743364
NO THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL.
ROSE/JOHN GOT SUNK, TEREZI/JOHN GOT SUNK, WHY THIS TOO?!

AND POST FINALE MIGHT I ADD FOR INCREASED SALT

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>>87743383
h e l l e n d

>>87743383
Such is the downfall of Straight Man.

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>>87743383
We're not allowed to have nice things. And neither is John.

>>87743383
Because ships don't define a character, you autist.

>>87743401
>Johnroxy
>Nice thing
Nah.

>>87743417
god, we get it tipsy

Homestuck has been fucking awesome. But i have to say, it might as well have ended after Cascade and some of the intermissions after. After meeting the new kids, new people who know more than them but are unwilling to say all the new secrets, the formula is getting old and its not as interesting.

>>87743451
We're called /hst/ now. hsg is dead.

>>87743455
>tipsy
Nice buzzword. Doesn't make your ship any less shit though.

>>87743489
HSG is dead, long live HSG

>>87743383
>Terezi/John got sunk
Where?

>>87743455
Dude, just call him a John/Vriska shipper. The latest survey proved that these guys and Davejade shitposters lurk here.

>>87743507
I don't ship it.
>shitposters
Nah.

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Do you think, with her broken joyful mind and new life, that Aradia sometimes just wanders into a city, and presents herself to them? Just smiles, gets down on her knees, and waits.

>>87743489
What is dead can never die.

>>87743500
I mean it's evident from the snapchats that they never get together.

>>87743341
what are these lines in the fabric of her dress/sweater called, can someone who is good at clothes help me out

>>87743534
Terezi, thanks to her broken GO self, will now spend the rest of her long dark existence looking for Vriska, and looking to sell her life and soul to Vriska.

>>87743550
You don't know that.

>>87743525
Yes

>>87740471
Not to mention they somehow developed or recieved the snapchat application sometime between opening the door and arriving in the new universe.

which... let's face it, was bullshit.

>>87743610
That's a bit of a nitpick.

>>87743621
It is, but he's right when the whole comic was built off of weird silly program analogues. Homestuck just utterly lost its soul.

>>87743006
Dirk... is a good bro...

>>87743643
It's true. I bet Dirk would give you head if you really wanted it. No homo or anything though.

>>87743621
I'm willing to overlook it, but you have to agree it's implausible.

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hussie looking for new web technologies to reference in homestuck

>>87743633
Pfft, who needs souls anyway?

ITT: we predict the next snapchat update
>next update on christmas
>the jane kidnapping event never continues
>mistletoe update with Rose and Kanaya kissing
>Davepeta now exists
>Jade, Roxy, Calliope and Jane are eating christmas dinner
>John is dressed as Santa Claus
>Dave, Dirk and their buttmonkey sextoy Karkat are decorating the tree
>Jake acts like a retard and eats the christmas tree and he is naked
>everyone starts laughing
>even Caliborn
>The End

>>87743689
wow you're pretty good at this, are you cohen

>>87743689
>the jane kidnapping event never continues
jesus for a while i didn't think there could possibly be a more disappointing way this could end than political bullshit, but you've nailed it
why aren't you writing instead of cohen?

>>87743689
>>Jake acts like a retard and eats the christmas tree and he is naked
Frighteningly accurate. Have to have someone comment on his butt again too.

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>>87740981
>>87741034
>>87741087
tensei just said he would do it
that's one of the backer tiers, $45 and you get an animated doodle

>>87743710
Jake is a progressive and clever subversion of the useless girl character who only exists to cause love triangles and provide fanservice and who has vague powers based on girly emotional things like hope and faith, because he is this character but with a penis

Hussie and Cohen are geniuses

>>87743752
You say that as a joke but that's half of his character and why the fandom loves him.

Poor Jake. He didn't need this shit.

>>87743732
I want Roxykitten dancing under a disco ball.

https://youtu.be/DNc4betndz8 Get it weird how that worked

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>>87743766
>>87743752
And yet he's somehow still slightly less pathetic than Karkat
Really makes u think

>>87743811
At least Jake can get men to fuck him.

>>87743689
I also forgot:

>WH4TS CHR1STM4S? (you see Equius screaming for help in the background while he gets sucked into the blackhole)

>>87743867
No, it has to be another Nepeta.

>>87743874
It should be a Nepeta and someone with a lot of red in their outfit for the festive red/green combo

>>87743902
Damara?

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>>87743902
>nepeta vanishing into the black hole (again)
oh noooooo
>kankri vanishing into the black hole
oh yessssss

>>87743917
Kankri did nothing wrong.

>Kankri will never strangulate Meenah for all the bullshit she caused in their session

>>87743989
>Kankri will never get a proper arc.

>>87742999
sigh i want to fuck her corpse

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Guess who made this animation.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-fund-tensei-s-strife-2-multi-album-project-music-rock/x/15448257#/
Donate you fuckers.

>>87744180
What a cool guy. Thanks, Tensei.

>>87744180
Roxy is shit and so is this.

>>87743665
I am glad John/Vriska is dead.

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Suicide when?

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Guess the characters.

>>87745038
Dirkjake?

>>87745038
Well, on the right is probably Dave or Dirk, if I'm going crazy with it, maybe Kanaya.

Left is more difficult. Maybe Jake?

>yfw Cohen decides to make Jade gay for Terezi and John dies alone

>Beach snapchat update
>Rose and Kanaya tanning
>John taking snapchat screenshots of kids playing on the beach
>Jane, Jade and Roxy getting creampied multiple times by other beach visitors while Calliope innocently watches and smiles
>Dave and Dirk are building sand castles shaped like dicks, Karkat is attempting suicide but fails, caption: "karkat is problematic again lol"
>Davepeta and Jasprose exist and play beach volleyball
>Jake setting himself on fire and everyone on the beach starts laughing at him
>Caliborn showing off his mad gainz
>Terezi posing and showing off her butt while an alt Nepeta screams in agony of being sucked into the blackhole, caption: "WH4T'S 4 B34CH?"

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>>87745644

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How do I get snapchat to notify me when there's an upd8 ? Seems like I have to check it constantly by hand, and if I don't get to the "stories" in time then the snapchat pictures are gone permanently.

I know I could just use upd8.ninja . I want to know how to use this snapchat thing as intended, without depending on someone else building a work-around.

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Guy playing a console in public = Jake
Nigger trying to sleep = Karkat
Guy looking depressingly towards the plane window = John
Bald Guy in th background = Vriska
Skyscraper in Saudi Arabia = WhatPumpkin Studios

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What did he mean by this?

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When dreambubble dave asked Aradia "asl?" she immediately knew what he was talking about.

She has held some less than wholesome conversations on the net

looking back, Sollux had one of the most interesting and subtle powers in homestuck.

he can redistribute his own death.

After horrorstuck, Sollux was down to one blind but alive self with no more psionic powers, but then when he met aradia at the green sun he did something he shouldn't have been able to: He left his dream bubble. In doing this, his dead self exchanged half of his death for half of his living self's life, creating two half-dead solluxes with one eye each and half their psionic abilities.

Later, in cascade, the sollux on the meteor uses the remaining half of his life to propell the meteor to the green sun, leaving only one half of a life left, but when gamzee prototyped his body, he sent over the dead half of himself to be reanimated by the kernel sprite, leaving him now with two alive parts, one of which was merged with eridan and the other of which was blind and powerless

>>87742582
Terezi.
>>87743867
"it's like uh... what did karkat call it again? the sufferer thing?"

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The thiccness gene is strong with this one.

Every time you look at thicc Jade; remember that she got it from Jane.

>>87745670
what about Jane
is she gay for anyone yet

>>87746960
Roxy and Calliope.

>>87742320
wasnt involved in communities until this year
what was it like, 'ol poppop?

>>87746997
jane can't be gay for calliope

roxy, though...

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>>87740570
I do

>>87746960
>>87746997
>>87747260
janeroxycalli 3way
dirkjake
davekat
rosekenya
jasprosefefepta
jadenannasprite
johntavrospsrite
gamzeecalliborn
scorgcest

there everyones gay

>>87747376
*jasprosedavepeta

>>87742582
>no one mentions Kar-
Pfffthahahahaha

>>87746361
that cohen is more concerned with pushing his ship rather then telling a good story

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Hussie lied
Homestuck died
Now it's Cohen's pride
I want off this shitty DaveKat ride
Just please don't ruin my Aradia bride

>>87748319
Aradia is nothing but a semen demon

>>87748319
aradia died in the black hole

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huh

>>87748756
Davekat shippers wanting her to die

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>>87748756
But here's Rose for comparison

>>87748798
>>87748756
>common google searches
>How to kill Jade Harley
>Jade Harley dying
>Can a troll poison Jade Harley
>Is Jade Harley literally hitler

>>87748798
I can't think of any other reason but Dave is the same as Rose as well.

>>87748756
what if in earth C Jade is like the pikachu of that world, just the most popular thing that's in all the advertising

>>87748857
Jade "SHE'S JUST VISITNG SHE DOESN'T LIVE WITH THEM!!!" Harley

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So do you have hope Hussie actually plans giving John an ark, or do you think we're just reading too much into things and John is fine?

>>87748857
>why is jade harley evil
>is jade harley a furry

>>87749724
>am i furry?

>>87749631
>hussie
>plans

>>87750236
>Connie as Aranea

unsure if disappointed in her or boner because Steven scorin that

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>>87750271
Well the alternative was

>>87743006
He still has his hot teen mom...

>>87750395
>“Happy V-day, S0llux. I made a vide0 f0r y0u when ever y0u’re thinking of me. S0rry we c0uld'nt spend time t0gether t0day. s0mething Bigger has c0me up.Have fun!”

don't think so

>>87750318
is there more

>>87750456
No.

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>>87750395
ARADIA HAS THE TIGHTEST PUSSY! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!

>>87750486
ARADIA IS FOR TENDER LOVE!
TENDER! TENDER! TENDER!

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>>87750486

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>>87750452
Not sure if she wanted to get into things with a blue blooded snob. But she did anyway.

>>87743752
MUH "DECONSTRUCTION"

SO DEEP

>>87744390
Quit falseflagging. I hate Roxy and love Roxykitten.

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>>87750513
Getting literally fucked to death and reviving you mean

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>>87750810
Roxykitten is pure

>>87750810
autism

>>87746509
Too bad his character is two-dimensional.

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>>87750821
>fucked so hard she's torn open
>ruptures from cum inflation
>strangled to death in the middle of orgasm
>torn apart in a bestial gangbang

jesus this woman hits every single dark fetish I could pick

>>87750857
This.
>>87750896
Fuck you, nigger.

>>87745764
This sounds hilarious. Someone should draw this.

I wish Homestuck just became a self-parody of itself by the end.

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>>87750960
Eq is virile af

Why does everyone like Aradia so much?

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>>87751230
because it was encouraged

Are all Mages really destined to 2uffer?
What do they even do?

>>87751282
By who?

>>87751291
Yes.

They suffer and maybe get smarter from that or something.

>>87751291
They do magic
They are the wizards who did it

>>87751395
>who did it
What did he mean by this?

>>87751230
same reason they like jade

>>87751478
Which is?

>>87751514
Long dark haired girl with lots of enthusiasm and general implication they're a fucking sex maniac.

>>87751529
>general implication they're a fucking sex maniac.
Wew, nothing really points to that.

>>87751555
see>>87746460

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>>87751529
But some long dark-haired girls are pretty mean...

>>87751583
Oh, come on, that's not enough.

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>>87751555
Read between the lines

>>87751555
Jade had a furaffinity account.

>>87751608
The ass is fat.

>>87751608
>>87751633
Jade is pure! Pure!

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>>87751648
Jade is probably the least pure of the four kids. Even Rose ended up having a traditional wedding and family life. Jade's a fucking freak.

>>87751648
pure breedslut, yes

>>87751702
>>87751730
Jade would never have sex! Sex is impure!

>>87751648
She's pure concentrated sex maniac. The kind of shit they put in bottles that you're meant to add water to because it's so concentrated.

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>>87751750
You're right, because the shit Jade gets up to is so crazy scientists don't have a word for it yet.