How does Batman deal with his crippling loneliness?

By being Batman. And punching criminals in the face.

>>87736987
by forcing at-risk-teens to dress up in homo erotic outfits and spend countless hours with him in his basement

>>87736987
He hides in his parent's basement

>>87736987
He's got a butler.

>>87736987
No character has more companions than Batman

What do you think Alfred is, chopped liver?

>>87736987
rape

>>87736987
Violence.

>>87736987
By repressing it and becoming more and more withdrawn and lonely despite being lucky enough to have a group of people around him that don't want to see that happen to him.

>>87736987
He's lobotomized himself several times

>>87736987
the same way we deal with ours
shitposting
he could be in this very thread right now

>>87736987
the truth is hes never alone

Alfred jerks him off.

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>>87736987
4chan.

>>87736987
Batsturbation

>>87736987
He takes out his issues by capturing the bad guys and brooding... lots and lots of brooding...

>>87738577
Nobody masturbates in the DC universe.

>>87736987
Every evening he lies on the bed, curls into fetal position and cries for half an hour while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d7Soe_MiqQ

>>87736987
By taking in nubile young wards.

>>87736987
By founding at least two superhero teams and having a virtual army of sidekicks.

>>87736987
He has bats to keep him company.

And by keep him company I mean fuck. He fucks the bats. Obviously.

>>87737079
Pretty much this. The guy has the biggest underage harem/family in comics.

>>87736987
Well having two kids, a butler, and friends probably helps.

>>87736987
The butler, the cop, the army of sidekicks, the League, the Outsiders and more. Honestly, Batman has a friend on pretty much every team at DC except maybe L.E.G.I.O.N.

>>87736987
He meets people who bother to love him and then asks them to hang out