What made her a misfit toy?

>>87732914
A naughty elf sewn in a fleshlight in her

>>87732914
She had a penis.
That's what you wanted to hear, don't deny it.
I think this thread is now completed.

WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY IS HERE

>>87732914
I wanna fuck that doll

>>87732914
Nobody wants a red-headed doll.

>>87733563
>what is Raggedy Anne

>>87732914
was an agent of the patriarchy

>>87732914
Anorexia

>>87732914
Some kind of mental disorder.

Her hymen is broken.

>>87732914

feminism. there was actually nothing wrong with the toy physically.

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>>87737606

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DECEMBER APPROACHES

GONNA SUE
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>>87732914
Believe it or not, this >>87737407

She feels unloved, so she sees herself as a misfit

Depression, I think I remember reading.

>>87739750
>>87737407
>>87738814
Eugenics is a concept very much alive in the toy community.

>>87738868
FUCK YOU IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET
HAVE SOME FUCKING MERCY

>>87732914
I remember the creators commenting that she thought she was a misfit toy because unlike modern dolls she couldn't greet kids with a prerecorded message.
Her part on the misfits toys song is pretty self explanatory.

>>87733582

He knows what he said

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>>87737606

>>87732914
The pussy fell off

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>>87740543
Somebody grabbed it too hard...

>>87732914
I want to fuck her on top the square wheeled train.

>>87742384
please stop making fun of trump. we won. get over it.

>>87742426
Its a joke man. Chill out. I voted for him and i still love the dank memes he produces.

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>>87742426
Boo hoo for you. Expect a lot more of this over the next 4 years.

>>87732914
She was one of those courtroom dolls

>>87742477
Fucking kek

>>87742426

No it's the reverse. The jokes would be over if he lost. Now you're getting 4 to 8 years of jokes.

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>>87742493
>>87742426
It's only fair considering the salt of the last 8 years from the right.

>>87732914
i just want to make her not feel sad :c

>>87742426

Remember when America voted for Gore and then got Bush instead? Remember how warmly he was embraced by by the population afterwards?

Here we are again. The majority voted for Clinton. They got Trump instead. Expect them to be just as cordial about it.

>>87742477
Under fucking rated

>>87732965

>>87737606
>tfw 22 year old virgin but no one would ever believe it because I used to shove wads of toilet paper up there when I was 9 to clean it out
>now left with loose mess

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>>87744281
Fuck off back to /cgl/, you degenerate roastie.

>>87740125
You can't market thanksgiving, nobody gives a fuck about it.

>>87732965
>>87732980
well now I'm getting conflicting information.

Does this doll have a bepis or a vagruba?

>>87744281
Did you shove the entire fucking roll up there? Christ, they invented squirt bottles for a reason. Blame your mom for not teaching you how to decrustify a cunt.

>>87742450

He's not gonna make it four years, pumpkin. And you can take that to the bank. I am not even talking about assassination.

>>87742585

That's more history's irony. Those rednecks have been waiting 150 years to say that. Let them have their moment.

"On the Island of Misfit Toys, Dolly for Sue seems perfectly normal on the outside, and for decades fans have debated as to why she was there. Producer Arthur Rankin finally revealed on NPR in 2007 that Dolly considers herself a misfit due to her low self-esteem issues and psychological problems. She’s a doll who feels that she is unlovable."

Poor thing.

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>>87742904
>The majority voted for Clinton. They got Trump instead.
You wish. The truth is that the majority of "not my president" people didn't even vote.

>>87744417
Well God help us all if he ends up impeached. I'm not sure this country can survive Mike Pence as president.

>>87744433
>>87737407
This shit is too heady for a Rankin-Bass production.

>>87733464
THE MOST WONDERFUL

>>87732914
>>87732980
OP, you should marry this anon. You won't meet no one who can read your mind so easily

>>87744891
You talking about Mike "Every fag on the electric fence" Pence?

>>87746235
I think he means
Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Ohm my God" Pence
Mike "electric fence" Pence
Mike "Ol' Three-phase" Pence
Mike 'Watt up faggots' Pence
Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
Mike "zap the fag away" Pence
Mike 'ACDC for the LGBT' Pence
Mike "Amperes in Queers" Pence
Mike "Ride The Lightning" Pence
Mike "I shock gay people" Pence
Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence
Mike "Watt watt in the butt" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the Fruits" Pence
Mike "The destroyer of dykes" Pence
Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
Mike "Gay 2: Electric Boogaloo" Pence
Mike "trading dick for electric" Pence
Mike "Raining men with chlorine" Pence
Mike "Curing queers with amperes" Pence
Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence
Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
Mike "Put the fag in the body bag" Pence
Mike "Reach around, short-to-ground" Pence
Mike "Like a guy? Abreit macht frei" Pence
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "drop the soap, day of the rope" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the Male Prostitute" Pence
Mike "Electrocution, That's the Solution" Pence
Mike "Transgender? More like Transformer" Pence
Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
Mike "The Thomas Edison of faggot medicine" Pence
Mike "anal penetraror start the generator " Pence
Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
Mike "Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
Mike 'you sucked a cock? It's time for a shock' Pence
Mike "If you like dick, it's gonna get electric" Pence
Mike "if you like the cock, prepare for a shock" Pence
Mike "Stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
Mike "If you take a cocking, things'll be shocking" Pence
Mike "If those scissors lock, it's time for a shock" Pence
Mike "If he hops on a cock then we'll give him a shock" Pence
Mike "if you cheer for the colts, you're in for some volts" Pence

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>>87744281
why is every vagina story women tell fucking gross?

>>87746632
>Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Okay I like that one

>>87746679
>>87746679
Because as much as I want to fuck one, I can admit they're gross as hell.

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>>87744281
I can take your virginity away

>>87744433
So...Santa gave her to a child that loves unconditionally?

Or was her only problem the fact that she was never given?

>>87732914
Fucking HATES jews.

>>87746679
It's made to recive semen, expel blood for a week once a month when eggs are unfertilized, and squeeze out a child
It's not heaven on earth, it's just another body part