If there was an episode called Dan vs 4chan would you want it?

If it involves bashing in Pepe's head while Wojak cries over his corpse, sure.

>>87723938
Sure. I would love to see Dan react to people drawing him and his friend having sex and getting mad that he's not the top.

>>87723957
>Getting mad that he's not on top.
Fucking.... priceless.

>>87723938
>Dan finds out there are threads of him in /co/
>Gets triggered
>Dan trying to burn moot house
>He realizes moot is just a loser like him and does not own 4chan now
>He seeks the way of destroy de 4chan fuel "waifus"
>Dan bombs Japan
>

>>87724005
Why doesn't Dan just buy 4chan and employ his nazi rule on them?

>It's spelled "wife" !! You mongolian slanty-eyed wannabe loser.

>>87723938
>Chris somehow convinces Dan to try out the internet again.
>Dan reluctantly tries it out again and somehow stumbles upon some website that resembles 4chan.
>Dan at first likes this place due to it's same want of destruction to what Dan hates.
>Dan then starts a thread about his cat, saying it's the only good thing in this world.
>But then he finds this place to somehow be more evil than he is.
>With talks of rape, pedophilia, bestiality, and murder.
>Dan then types in how far they gone.
>They then begin trolling and mocking Dan.
>Even threaten to skin Mr Mumbles.
>Dan then throw his new computer out the window.
>He then screams the website's name to the world.
>Title drop.

>>87723938
Dan gets addicted to 4chan and has to try and go cold turkey.

Given the show that it is, his addiction manifests as mirror version of himself that tries to tempt him with dank memes.

>>87724243
Does the tilt drop include someone saying ">rape" or ">implying"?

>>87723938
There is no episode of Dan Vs that I wouldn't watch

>>87723938
He kinda looks like /pol/-tan already, why not.

>>87724243
>/b/
>threatening a cat

>>87724622
Sounds plausible to me. When did you last take a look at that board?

>>87724622
/b/ is full of teenage edgelords now.

There should have been an episode called Dan vs. Everything where Dan destorys the Earth. It would be the series finale.

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>>87723957
>>87723986
this situation is the best, if only because imagining them trying to use words/get the idea across using PG terms is hilarious.
>Dan: "These people are drawing me and you living together."
>Cris: "Psh thats absurd"
>Dan: "Yeah and I think you are unmarried or something, oh wait no, we're married"
>Chris: "I mean, us living toge- wait WHAT?!"
>Dan:"I KNOW, it's HORRIBLE. Marriage is such a scam, we wouldn't need it."

>>87725159
If there's one positive thing /b/ has going for it, it's that they are notorious for going full-on internet bounty hunters on anyone caught abusing cats and dogs

>>87724237
i would buy this!

...is Dan still the only Waifu-of-the-Month in /co/ history?

>>87724622
it's sad now to say /b/ won't respect even cat, we're reaching bottom

>>87723938
dan watching trap porn in secret

>>87725920
>now

>this entire thread
i didnt know i needed this