Spider-Man #9 Storytime

>>87723644
Did they really have to repeat this 2-page spread again?

>>87723644
How many fucking times am I going to see this spread

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Bombshell better not hook up with goldballs...

So how much of a timeframe was there between the end of the fight at the Triskelion and Miles showing up in Washington? Hours? Days?

>>87723656
Yes

>>87723687
I think it was the next day.

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There she is

>>87723674
I need to make a collage of Bendis trying to hype up this lame ass spic sometime

Starting with "Poink is the new thwip"

>>87723690
Well this page was pointless

>>87723664
God Sam stfu.

>>87723690
>Poink.
>Poink?
>Poink.
>No
>Poink.

>>87723719
He really thought that some literally who internet blogger would know where Miles is, really?

>>87723644
Wait, is that actually part of this comic?

>>87723644
Wow, never say Marvel don't give you a good amount of bang for your buck. I'd almost forgotten what this page looked like.

>>87723674
>>87723690
Why is Bombshell's outfit white now?

>>87723753
So SHIELD still has bases set up under barbershops? Amusing.

>>87723753
just fuck my shit up

>>87723753
>Say no more

>>87723690
I like this comic and even I though this page was pointless.

>>87723723
Giving King run for his money.

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Is Ganke gonna hit that?

>>87723629
Miles?

>>87723791
You could also arrest Miles for joining up with Stark and the others in attacking the Triskelion for no fucking reason, beating up government employees and massive property damage.

>>87723703
Really Ganke? You go to the fucking blogger?

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Poor Nova, He gets no love

>>87723719
I get his plan: ask the stalker, but Ganke is a fuckin moron.

>>87723741
I wonder if that youtube link is to an actual video...

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Ganke stop giving out Miles secrets damn it

>>87723823
They should give Nova's comic to Loeb, he'd get all possible love.

>>87723832
>>87723820
>>87723732
Maybe Ganke just wanted an excuse to talk to her

>>87723823
>not a fan of him
>he's clearly white

>>87723854
HOW did Miles go all the way from New York to Washington in just a couple of hours? He can't take a flight, he can't drive, he doesn't have access to the Quinjet or Nova...

>>87723788
It might be there simply to remind people that Bombshell exists...and that Goldballs is there.

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Tony going to fight Carol in a War Machine suit is retarded

>>87723805
Please no. Fatso already stole ultimate Gwen.

>>87723629
THIS COVER IS A FUCKING LIE

I loved that part in where Venom fought Miles

WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING VENOM FUCKING HACK

>>87723823
>>Not a fan
>>Because Bendis didn't grow up with him in the 70's.

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Fin

>>87723885
So is Ganke the new Kong

>>87723890
Heh

>>87723823
>you can just tell
She knows he's gay.

>>87723801
>We're going to poink the bat

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>>87723884
>Tony going to fight Carol in a War Machine suit is retarded
ESPECIALLY since War Machine's death isn't even Carol's fault in the first place. Making a vision about Thanos be the instigator of the conflict was a huge mistake, since it has nothing to do with any of Tony's complaints about the problems with using Ulysses. Even Spencer is calling Bendis out on this bullshit.

WHEN IS VENOM GOING TO FIGHT SPIDER-MAN?!!!

>>87723926
>>87723884
I think that was the black girl

>>87723908
Kong never won the Kitty bowl though.

>>87723884
>They're going to kill him
Subtle.

>>87723805
He's a high school student and she's in college, would be weird.

>>87723960
Then you didn't read Ultimate Spider-Man #200 or whenever they did the "Peter is Dead" party right after Cataclysm.

well i like the art, its decent....otherwise.....its meh, for a so far meh day of new comics.

>>87723980
Well America's record on black teens isn't as.

>>87723868
I just don't get what Miles is thinking. Wouldn't it make far more sense for him NOT to go anywhere near Washington?

>>87723908
In this issue: Miles gets cucked from two more potential waifus.
That aside it was good to see the aftermath.

Do you think Bendis plans out his issues? Or does he just wing it every month? I mean, he's the writer with the most inaccurate covers to every other issue.

>>87724025
Welcome to Retards.
The only way to let everyone know that you're not going to do what everyone expects you to do is to merely pretend to do what everyone expects you to do, but asspull an "I'm better than that" right at the last moment when everyone is ready to kill you.

I stopped reading this when Jessica Jones was stalking him and Rio was trying to be relevant.
When the fuck did Bombshell appear?
Is she relevant or she's just there sometimes?

>>87723629
Fuck this book and fuck its lie of a cover.

>>87723839
I tried and no, it's not.

>>87723629
So did Bendis just change his mind about what he wanted CWII to be about half way through? Is that why Venom is on this cover?

>>87723805
>>87723841
Wtf? Miles hasn't even been introduced to his stalker yet and he's already being cucked by Ganke.

Somewhat relevant to Miles, was I supposed to notice ANYTHING in CapHydra's version of the Ulysses Vision?

>>87724105
>I stopped reading this when
>When the fuck did Bombshell appear? Is she relevant or she's just there sometimes?
READ the fuckin comic!

>>87723854
>SO COOL
>(I don't mean the Holocaust)

>>87724025
>>87724072
I think he intends to turn himself in.

>>87723939
How would she know where to go then? She's searching with Kamala and company.

>>87724196
No, fuck you.
I only cared about whatever was left of Peter's supporting cast back when he was Ultimate. There's nothing left of that but Bombshell and she isn't worth another Bendis book.

>>87724212
>Thor drops him at New York
>The Triskellion is right fucking there
>NAW NIGGA BETTER DROP BY WASHINGTON
No.

I should be happy venom isn't in this crap

Did they even mention Venom in the last few issues

>>87724375
I think Miles Venom Blasted™ him in Civil War II.
It's probably why Venom is sperging out again.

>>87724285
He just learned of the news when he was with Thor. It was obvious he need some time to absorb everything. He went to that spot because that is where he supposedly commits his crime. Really only the heroes are looking for him.

>>87724240
Don't ask such a stupid question and claiming to know what you're talking about then.

>>87723644
Oh look... It's this fucking spread again...

>>87723703
Ganke you fucking idiot. Do NOT get tumblr involved!

Why is 616 Ganke so much worse than Ultimate Ganke?

>>87724189
The context. The state of DC and Miles killing Steve has meaning to Steve. Where everyone just saw a horrible tragedy, Steve saw where his plans go wrong.

>>87724647
Puberty

>>87723884
>They're going to kill him
If Miles weren't Black, I'd call that a hell of a jump in logic.

>>87723908
Eh, less antagonist to start. And Kong survived the fall of the Ultimate Universe too. He was shunted into the Star Brand and Night Mask book.

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>>87724988
He looks kinda Asian. Are you sure that wasn't the Korean Kong from the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon?

>>87723996
He didn't. Kitty was still in love with Peter till the very end. And more proof of that is the fact Kong is completely gone by All New Ultimates, and Kitty is somewhat thinking about getting with Parker's clone.

>>87723703
>100% accurate portrayal of a third-wave feminist
Huh

>>87723753
SAY NO MORE FAMB

>>87724196
Why
I read but I can't think of a reason why

>>87723690
I thought the page where Ganke was raving about fat representation was tongue in cheek but now I genuinely believe Bendis has some sort of fat persecution complex.

>>87723861
He's half Latino you shitlord

>>87723889
Jesus H. Christ, I forgot there was a Civil War #8...

I hope people aren't buying this stuff (literally). Not the main series or any of the tie-ins. We have to send a message to Marvel that this is not an acceptable quality of storytelling. Sad that good artists are wasting their time on this bullshit.

>Spider-man comic
>Spider-man is not in it

>>87723656
It's a Bendis comic. Of course there's going to be repetition.

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>>87723884
WHERE'S MY VENOM?!!!??

>>87723690
This was painful to read.

>>87723720
A page where Bombshell comes out is never a waste.

Even if the writer is Bendis

>>87725524
>Venom
>WAAH WAAH NICE JOB BENDIS MORE 1 HIT KILLS
>No Venom
>WAAH WAAH WHERE'S VENOM WAAH
Make up your mind Anon.

>>87723703
I hope this bitch dies soon

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>>87725579

>>87723841
Oh god, he really is using Mile's disappearance as partially an excuse to talk to her.

>>87725320
But is there any black in him?

>>87723841
Good, the college girl have pretty legs

>>87723629
No, Venom is not in this issue in case you're wondering.

Thanks for the storytime.

Is Miles still the Prowler's nephew?
Have they explained how or why he's Spider-Man without the second Oz Spider, killing Prowler, getting his Mom killed or any impact from UltPeter's death?
What about the costume and equipment that UltJess gave him?

>>87725579
It's more like
>Oh, Venom is on the cover fighting Miles. Neat.
>Oh, the actual book doesn't even show Miles let alone Venom

>>87725720
He gave a hamburger to Molecule Man.

>>87724069
There was also that cover that featured Will O' The Wisp alongside Hammerhead and Black Cat.
Wisp has yet to show up.

>>87725823
I read that part.
But how did Molecule Man mix Miles with 616?
What happened to the original 616 Miles from Spider-Men?

>>87724025
I imagine that somehow Ulyses' visions 'convince' the people involved in them to be those things they did not intend to do, manipulating it to believe that they are the result of their own decisions

>>87723629
i am beyond bothered that venom is on the cover here

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>>87723629
>Venom and Miles fighting on the cover
>Venom's not even in the book
kek! How can you get away with this in 2016?!

>>87723841
damn she's hot

>>87723712
>Starting with "Poink is the new thwip"
I swear to god, you better be making that up.

>>87725298
The fact that he genuinely seems to think this almost makes me think he shouldnt be allowed to talk about racism.

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>>87723690
>this dialogue

I'm so happy I don't have to give you a single penny, Bendis, you hackjob.

>>87723664
Panel reuse gag would have been funnier if he dropped the bag in the first panel, then in the second panel it spills over.

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>>87723690

>yfw Bendis created Goldballs just so that he could make "balls" jokes all the time

>lmao he popped out his balls

>>87723690
This is the worst page I've ever read.

If enough of us complain to Marvel can they actually discipline Bendis for the misleading covers? First Iron Man and now this.

>>87723854
She did mean The Holocaust
Damn Nips

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>>87723753
>Say no more

Bendis is the pure internet meme writer

>>87723690

I THOUGHT BENDIS-SPEECH WAS A THING OF THE PAST

>>87723884
If you assume Bendis thinks repulsor blasts are energy-based (which Civil War II showed he does), it makes perfect sense.
Bendis has consistently shown that he knows Carol can absorb energy, and with the above assumption in mind, not only will his normal armors not HURT her, they'll actually power her up. War Machine's armor, on the other hand, uses bullets and rockets, one of which, according to Bendis, can hurt THANOS. Factor in the possibly psychological edge, and that's the closest thing to a fighting chance he'll get, considering the last time Tony fought Carol, she smacked him with a tree through a plane.

>>87725145
Say what you will about Bendis and this book, but his writing for Danika is 100% on point.

>>87726372
>I'm fat, jewish and adopted a couple black kids therefore I am the arbiter of race-relations and a spokesman for disenfranchised and persecuted minorities
You're just realising this now?

>>87725320
Anon, he's still white. He's no more latino than Kyle Rayner.

>>87723629
I suppose nobody would have bought the comic if the cover had just been fatty and the chink girl sitting alone on a rooftop drinking cocoa

>>87723728
I think I'm losing interest the longer this goes on.

>>87725898
>But how did Molecule Man mix Miles with 616?
He did a sloppy copy-paste job and assumed that either Reed, Franklin, or the universe itself would work out any of the inconsistencies on their own.

>>87726862
Bendis has nothing to do with the covers.

>>87726970
Why would you think that? Even Tom King is doing bendisspeak now. It's only getting more popular!

>>87727136
CWII has been a mistake, top to bottom. Even Bendis' books have been made worse by it.

>>87723674
Why the fuck does Bendis try to push Goldballs so much? He didn't even try with any of his other x-men oc's, so why Goldballs?

WHERE THE FUCK HIS PICHELLI?

>>87723651
>>87723664
>Kamala breaks in and finds a hard copy of Miles' fanfiction on her

>>87725320

One drop rule.

>>87728399
tacos and spring rolls dont mix?

>>87728399
High heels can't be worn on a tuesday?

>>87725320
He looks just like the next Trevor tho

>>87724285

I was gonna say "different writers" but it's just bendis not following his own story.

>>87724225
And literally every group looking for him found out at the same time where exactly he is

>>87723753
LEL MT FUNNY INTERNET MEMES

>>87729589
>Implying that was a meme
I bet that you can't even hear the words "big guy" without saying or thinking "for you"

>>87723809
Can't have that logic in Bendisland

>>87729589
what meme?

>>87724117
>Being mad about bait covers
Are you new to this capeshit?

>>87723690
benis pls

>>87723841
Stop Insulting Watson BENDISS!!!