Homestuck

homosuck is irrelevent

>>87718630
you were told wrong. it's gonna be on friday

>>87718630
I don't get why you are so angry. Jane was caught off guard because her teleporter was hacked because she was slutting it up for her girlfriends.

IT'S
SO
BORING

>>87718630
The trollerists should just get demolished, I don't see what their plan could possibly be screwing with a god tier. Maybe Caliborn has a hand?

Or maybe John smelled the homosexuality growing on Jane recently, and he's gonna get all hammery.

Why the fuck did they kidnap Jane?

Cohen gonna set up his Trump oc and Karkat has to stop him by becoming a politician? Fucking lol.

this doesn't register as a story

do teens not learn basic plot elements anymore so they grow up to make this?

>>87718947
that's the genius of a twitter "funny" "man"

>>87718805
It's not that about her kidnapped, idiot. It's about the tension being borderline non-existent.

>>87718898
>Or maybe John smelled the homosexuality growing on Jane recently, and he's gonna get all hammery.

>John kidnaps Jane so Roxy, and Callie come and then kills all of them in heroic deaths and no Jane to revive the rest
who does he go after next

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>>87718936
The sickle all makes sense now.

Karkat is just a Bernie victory fantasy for them.

>>87718975
its supposed to be tense? she's still a god with girl vim or whatever

>>87718991
What's the point if it's not tense? What's the point if there are no stakes to a kidnapping plot?

>>87719002
to stop fans from leaving since hussie's dead, the game isn't out yet, and HS2.0 is deader than hussie?

>>87718935
Huh. Comic got deleted. Well if ya wanna see it just look in the archive.

>>87719014
You just proved my point. The story is whack.

>>87719043
my point is that there is no point it's just pxs but they dont have to pay people. because hussie is dead and homestuck 2.0 was doa and nothing ever happened for some reason

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So what are the rest of these gods doing during the uprising?

>>87719058
Anon..... Be quiet. You're just repeating yourself.

>>87719062
Karkat even looks miserable. It's hilarious.

>>87719069
I'm just saying I don't know what you were expecting or why you thought it'd be tense

>>87719087
I didn't. I'm just saying it's not.

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CANWC music albums have some suprisingly good art for a thing done by leddit.

Would fugg that Rose.

I wonder what Hussie saw in Cohen

I wonder what Cohen saw in Hussie

Does Cohen even like Homestuck?

>>87719091
then why are we arguing if we agree

>redditors still trying to shill their shitty comic
Sigh.

this is like one of those episodes of dbz where someone tries to mug goku

like its silly since you cant mug goku

>>87719135
>I wonder what Hussie saw in Cohen
someone blackmailing him
>I wonder what Cohen saw in Hussie
a horses dick
>Does Cohen even like Homestuck?
does anyone?

>>87719138
Because you're kind of dense and/or stupid.

>>87718630
Why are you all still following The Cursed Child of Homestuck?

>>87719156
just tired.
and drunk
and sad

>>87719169
because I need to see Caliborn's kid with Terezi after he cucked Gamzee

so now that homestuck is dead, what fanaventures should i read? is there anything good on mspfa?

>>87719171
At least I know you're intoxicated and not just oblivious. Good talking, Anon.

>>87719203
yeah sorry for repeating myself, I just misread due to those factors.

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This is Aradia, say one (1) thing nice about her. If you do, your death is guaranteed to be quick and painless.

>>87719227
Aradia is a shit character

>>87719227
She's ugly.
>>87719237
Also, this.

>>87719002
Show that these douchebags aren't actually managing to maintain a good public image with their people because they have no idea how to run a kingdom

>>87719227
I love Serkets more than her!!!

>>87719283
Do you think Hussie realizes the irony?

>>87719283
But why a kidnapping? And the point in showing this is what? To set up a new show?

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This is Karkat's Kiwi. Say one (1) nice thing about Karkat. If you do, his Kiwi will die a quick and painless death.

>>87719348
Can I save the kiwi somehow?

>>87719358
no

>>87719314
does hussie even care anymore

>>87719316
the point is to have a thinly veiled trump parody hurt the hilary clinton jane

>>87719348
FUCK THAT KIWI

>>87719348
If I insult karcuck can the bird be saved

>>87719363
Why not?
>>87719374
Karkat, no.....

>>87719199
Double-death of the author. it updates weekly and tells an alternate ending to post-GO homestuck. The pacing is iffy as is the art, but there are more interactions, and fewer plot holes and loose threads. Over all better than the canon end.

Things it corrects
>Land quests completed
>land quests for the alpha kids included
>denizens met
>the condesce's immortality curse is still a thing
>calliope's black eyes are built on
>droog, deuce, erisol and bg!dirk re-appear
>more davesprite, no davepeta
>the arquius problem is solved
>meenah fucking dies
>griska sucks less
>Mother/Daughter banter between Condy and Nannasprite

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This is a wh8re. Say even one (1) nice thing about her and she will die a slow and painful death.

>>87719227

She has a nice smile 0u0

>>87719125
wait is she supposed to be a Lord of Space

>>87719385
Get away from her, Vriska, you cunt.

looking back, what even was the point of calmasis again? Why was that heavy-handed foreshadowing even there?

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This is Andrew. Say one (1) nice thing about his later work and Cohen will die a slow and painful death.

>>87719199
cool and new web comic, lucidstuck, oceanfalls, nightfall, hackbent.

kill six billion demons and prequel are also good, but they're not mspfa.

>>87719409
To be extra subversive.

>>87719396
Yes.
Hecka jef is a muse of time and roze is a lord of space.

>>87719438
Cohen didn't write it. Please kill Cohen now.

>>87719438
what later work

>>87719454
I ship it.

>>87718630
Just die already! Holy fuck!

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>>87719440
ocean falls is GOAT waifu material

fuck [s] collide. BKEW could have written a better climax. Hell, fucking PoM could have written a better climax!

>>87719513
>PoM

????

>>87719535
Paper of Mario

why are you still here?

I'm thinking of making a documentary where I track Hussie across the country and try to figure out where the fucking Hiveswap money went

Unfortunately I have a lisp so I'd come across as a creepy stalker.

>>87719542
Literally who?

>>87719290
1. She is the 8est
2. She was the true MC of Hivebent
3. Better than Karkuck
4. Has a loyal waifu looking for her
5. Better than (Vriska)
6. Able to act edgy compared to the rest of the cast
7. Is hilarious when she gets angry
8. Forged a plan and did shit against LE and the other bosses instead of moping around and being worthless or turning into Dave's sex toy.

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>>87719579
Very niche game for the n64

>>87718630
I saw some cunt wearing a shirt on a bus (which is semi rare here) a few hours ago. If you're here I was the one with the books.

JANE A SHIIIIIIIIIT

>>87719620
I don't understand.

>>87719658
Where do you live where wearing clothes is a rarity? Can I live there?

>>87718630
Isn't there a limit to how much you can say on a snapchat image?

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>>87719658
Jane coulda been good

>>87719692
Obviously.

>>87719723
Everyone but Roxy could have been good. Roxy needs a complete reworking. Her character has zero tangible potential.

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>>87719681
Ooooh- Sorry. It's kind of just a close-friends nation. I would invite you but, like, I don't know if our leader really wants people immigrating there tonight. I mean, we sort of just planned an economy for -us- not sure if there's enough financial stability if we have to factor you in as well. You could probably come but it would just sort of be really awkward you know? Maybe next time, if we see enough industry growth, I could ask to see if you could immigrate.

Thanks for understanding.

Why is this still running why did Homestuck have to continue through some image messenger instead of just uploading it through the site why did Hussie have to drop the ball so damn hard 1/4 of the way into the end of Homestuck like why Hussie why

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>>87719672
Paper Mario (or Mario Story in Japan) is a turnbased JRPG title for the Nintendo 64 gaming system.

In this game Mario, along with the help of some new friends, must help free the seven star spirits and Princess Peach from Bowser (who is using the stolen Star Rod).

The battle system in this game is turn based. The player can select an attack move for both Mario and his current partner. This game uses action commands. In order to perform an attack correctly, the player must input the command correctly.

>>87719793
How is this a person.

>>87719823
Paper Mario is a paper version of
Mario.

>>87719850
How would he write the ending of Homestuck.

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>>87719759
nah

>>87719906
>

>>87719917
Please Delete This Rose Is Not For Sexual With Men Shoutpole

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>>87719943
She damn well is

i hate kanaya she reminds me of the girl who stole my gf

>Cohen used 11/11 for this lame plot instead of showing the alpha kids and cherubs having fun

>>87719940
I don't even understand.

>>87719917
Posting porn doesn't make you write. All of the Alphas have more to their potential and uniqueness. Jane has being raised to propaganda and being a spoiled bitch. Jake has obsessing over movies and imitating them in real life and his general egocentrism. Dirk is well, Dirk.

All Roxy has is "lol im lonely and stuff" and alcohol. She needs to be fundamentally reworked to be truly made interesting.

>>87720022
>write

>>87720022
*right
Fuck.

>>87720025
Fuck you, I fixed it. I have a lot of back pain right now.

>>87719975
Mario is mute in the Paper Mario games.

>>87719917
Rose can't even take John's dick? What a lightweight.

>>87719917
>Four stages.
>Only three photos.

>>87719513
>>87720062
What did this mean? Finally unraveling the mystery.

>>87720099
for fucks sake they are talking about a shitty tripfag called PageofMind who had dumb ideas like Davesprite being the real dave

>>87720137
but rose was the one in the suit

>>87719125
only followed canwc vols. 1-3, any really catchy stuff in later albums?

>>87720121
Thank you for finally telling me.
>Page of Mind.
>Originally lacking in Mind.
LOL.

>>87720084
The fourth stage cannot be shown.

>>87720147
canwc greatest hits is an album that has only the good stuff, i recommend that.

>>87720380
Is it birth?

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>>87720418
Sort of. Either way it's not like Honey Select can show it off very well.

>>87720418
Yes. So please give the happy couple some privacy.

>>87720437
>Sort of
What does that mean?

Also, holy shit, that picture.
>>87720469
>It's actually Kanaya's.

I am going to spam all Honey Select screenshots on leddit.

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>>87720507
>It's actually Kanaya's.

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>>87719511
five is best girl
loli monster girls make the best waifus

>>87720514
Is Rose a secret breedslut?

>>87720507
John's sperm beats Kanaya's sperm up and makes it sit in a corner while it cucks said sperm.

>>87720512
post the davejade one
trigger icels and tipsy please

>>87720530
>secret

>>87720530
Every human girl (and even some troll girls) is a breedsluts.

>>87720544
>Being petty enough to be spiteful towards random people over a ship.
But why.

>>87720548
Well, everyone's always dissing her breeding.
>>87720557
I'm going to need a definitive list.

>>87720569
Jade
Rose
Jane
Roxy
Kanaya
Vriska (reluctantly)
Aradia

>>87720582
Bullshit. Where is Aranea?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-fund-tensei-s-strife-2-multi-album-project-music-rock?announcement
fund it

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>>87720592
Aranea is dead. Ghosts cannot breed.

>>87720582
>Jade above Kanaya and Rose
they are taking care of thousands of babies

>>87720604
She's alive in my heart.....

>>87720608
Yeah, other people's kids.
jade is the top-tier OG breedslut.

>>87720561
why not.

>>87720622
Breeding memes were a mistake.

>>87720608
Not their kids though. That's like saying that nurses in maternity wards are high breedsluts.

>>87720622
with her grand total of zero kids?

>>87720633
they are literally breeding them though by giving the material to the mother grub and then taking care of the eggs

>>87720627
It doesn't seem like a good way to live, Anon.

>>87720645
So they're raising other people's kids.
There's a word for that

>>87720656
parents? it's not cuck. no matter what your shit memes tell you

who is the best homestuck husbando?

>>87720670
>it's not cuck.

They are raising other people's kids.

>>87718775
They said "see you next week", not "in a week", it was never said to be on Friday.

>>87720670
>what your shit memes tell you
>Legitimately discussing breeding.
>Calls other memes shit.
Yeah, OK, buddy.

>>87720684
yes and? cuck refers to someone fucking your wife it has nothing to do with raising kids you fucking retard

>>87720690
breeding is still better than /tv/ memes

>>87720677
Andrew Hussie.

>>87720699
No, it isn't. It really isn't.

>>87720677
Pre-A6 Karkat

>>87720710
it really is. I've been on /tv/ before it has literally no redeeming qualities

>>87720725
No, it really isn't. Breed memes are a cancer to these threads.

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>>87720582
Aradia isn't a breedslut. She THINKS she is a breedslut but actually gets very sad when she finds out she hates pregnancy.

>>87720719
>Wanting to fuck an angry midget.
What is your justification, sir?

>>87720735
>why do i keep erupting semi-digested food from my mouth 0n0
>why cant i ride the roller coaster?
>i cant fly with this wriggler inside of me

>>87720761
>why can't i smoke or eat sooper slime
>why can't i let guys punch me in the stomach
>why can't i eat glass anymore

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>>87718936
I'm pretty sure jane is the trump caracature here

>blatantly and unapologeticially sexually harasses a man to the point of sobbing over the course of several years

>when her inhibitions were removed she tried to rape him

>is LITERALLY the eternal totalitarian dictator of all her species in the entire universe sans 8
rivaling the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND HIMSELF

>is a self made woman, started a successful multi billion dollar baking goods company with only a small loan of BEING RANDOMLY SELECTED MAGIC POWERS AND IMMORTALITY from this universes closest analog to an omnipotent omniscient god

all this and she's only 20.
what a terrible excuse for a human being. Sad!

>>87720798
>what a terrible excuse for a human being.
She seems to be doing pretty damn well, actually.

>>87718630
who told you that? and tomorrow as in today wednesday or tomorrow as in thursday

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So I was bored and wanted to do some snaps for fun. I have no idea what the captions would be so I throw it for /co/ to have fun with. The base idea was GO!Karkat somehow snapping his experience as reality falls to pieces around him.

About 7 snaps total.

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>>87720975

2/7

>>87720975
>>87720997
so far better than anything cohen wrote

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>>87720997

Go!Kanaya loses her Rose forever and ever. It's some sad shit.

3/7

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>>87721012
>>87721010

Thanks but that isn't much an accomplishment.

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>>87721038

Forgot to say that was 4/7, this is 5/7.

>>87721074
eri no ;_;

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>>87721074

I wanted Kar to be pissed off in this last one but it's my weakest I think.

Anyway, 7/7

that wasn't roleplaying you dumbass

>>87721074
>>87721083
>>87721107

Was my facetious comment immediately deletion worthy or is drawing someone crudely flipping someone off against the rules? I honestly can't tell.

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>>87721126
mod is just a retard

>>87721141

Ok thank you; that's the missing 6/7

>>87721126
just don't use quirks, as idiotic as it is

>>87721056
>eridan embraces his troll slavic heritage

>>87720886
I hate when people get told a day, and they just assume it's the next day. Like, if I say "I'll see you Thursday" to someone on wednesday night, I mean NEXT WEEK THURSDAY. Otherwise I'd say -tomorrow-

>>87721056
>>87721099
>>87721141
if you read it in this order it looks like karkat is scolding eri and he gets sad

>>87721152

Okay, gotcha.

>>87721188

There's no accidents in this world only happy coincidences

>>87720975
theyre pretty powerful wordless but if i had to cap it, i guess something like
>I HATE THE CHARACTER LIMIT ON THESE THINGS

>>87720997
>BUT I GUESS ITS FITTING. NOT MUCH TO SAY

>>87721012
>I FAILED. WE FAILED. AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT

>>87721038
>NOT MUCH LEFT TO DO BUT DIE. AGAIN. I GUESS.

>>87721056
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT ERIDAN.

>>87721141
>I DIDNT THINK IT COULD GET ANY WORSE AND YET HERE WE ARE.

>>87721099
>OF FUCKING COURSE EVEN IN MY DEATH IM NOT ALLOWED PEACE. FUCK EVERYTHING.

>>87721210

Pretty true to form for the character. I dig it!

>>87721210
there's a character limit? Cohen was writing paragraphs in the last set

why does snapchat exist

>>87721301
Literally nudes

>>87721301
Sends images that can quickly be deleted to a lot of people at once. Besides the deletion part, it is probably the most efficient mobile thing that did it first.
In the context of homestuck, andrew hussie once again wanted to be "hip" but has failed miserably in that snapchat will be dead in 5 years, possibly less.

>>87721187
I ask because I don't know what timezone op is in. It was wednesday for me when they made the thread, I don't know if it was for them, thus I wasn't sure if it would happen on wednesday or thursday

>>87721228
thanks fampai

>>87721247
maybe in recent updates on it?
but i guess you could chalk up to
>its homestuck
>snapchat changed
>they bypassed it (though i would imagine not karkat whos bad with tech)

>>87721012
that's sad for both her and jasprose

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>>87721324
That guy
>>87721187
is an idiot for thinking that because if someone said Thursday on SUNDAY that it meant Thursday THE THURSDAY BEFORE SUNDAY.

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>>87721333

>implying Jasprose cares

Reminder: she was trying hard to mack on Nepetasprite. If she really wanted to be with her own Kanaya and she knew how Spritesquared works she would have pushed Kan into it and tried a risky Spritex3 combo to merge them both into a singular existence.

>>87721354
it's not her kan. and remember when davepeta first came into being, jasprose said she was doing the whole nepeta thing to forget kanaya. she was trying to do whatever she could to forget that the person she loved was gone forever. the feelings were still there but she was trying to ignore them because they hurt

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>>87721210
I think it would be funny if he sounded sarcastically upbeat, mimicking the saccharine tone of Cohen's snaps.
>HANGING OUT WITH MY BROS
>ARENT YOU GUYS HAPPY WE PLAYED THAT GAME
>WOW! IS THAT MY BEST FRIEND ERIDAN
>COME HERE BUDDY
>#BFFS

>>87721325
I think they just photoshop the text directly onto the image

>>87720829
morally terrible, i mean.
of course she is doing well for her self, that is a given, as she was selected to be important, and deserving of a happy end.
but now it looks like cohen is seeing she gets what she deserves, or at least treated that way for a while

>>87721404
topkek
thatd be pretty great too.

>>87721405
oh no senpai, i mostly mean in like how itd work in the comic

>Trolls kill Jane. It's a Just death because Trolls are an oppressed minority.
>Roxy starts mourning.
>Calliope realizes that there's still one way to bring her back to life, but it's something that Roxy wouldn't approve of.
>Without a word, Calliope silently slides the ring of life off her finger, and hands it to Roxy.
>Roxy starts to speak, wanting to beg her friend to stay, but Calliope puts a single finger on her lips. Her time had come long ago, she had accepted that she was just living on borrowed time. If she could do one thing of importance with her second life, she's glad it was saving another's life.
>Jane is brought back with the ring, and Roxy is left to mourn the passing of a loved one, Egbert comes to the funeral to comfort her.

How would you react?

>>87721465
>trolls
>repressed minority
how? have you seen rose breeding them? if anything humans are

>>87721459

They could handwave it as Homestuck Snapchat working different like real Snapchat since it's in a fictional universe :^)

>>87721465
Shocked. also Roxy would still be with Jane or would they break up because Roxy had to give up Cali's life for Jane's.

and wait are we sure taking the ring off kills who is wearing it? Aranea didn't die until she got her neck snapped

>>87721465
meh
I don't care about any roxy ships, they're all dumb because she's a mary sue

>>87721493
all of the convenience of writing for a fictional technology and none of the obligation to do something creative like come up with a new name!

>>87721493
silly anon, thats one of the things i listed
but much clearer and better put

>>87721465
>JohnRoxy shippers

Holy fuck.

>>87721522
desu names are hardest more me personally but arent they the easiest generally? especially when you have shit like "sburb"?

>>87721489
You don't have to be in the minority to be a minority.
All non-white and/or non-males are oppressed minorities.

>>87721498
Note: Cali died on her way back to her home planet.

>>87721535
nah names are hard for me too
I think the trick is to not care about picking a stupid name

>>87721532
John deserves something more than hermithood. I mean after shoving JohnRoxy in our face (after shoving JohnRose in our face (after shoving JohnVriska in our face))?

>>87721539
but theyre neither a minority or opressed

>>87721543
i feel silly no matter what i do but its nice to know im not alone in the boat

>>87721556
>after shoving JohnRose in our fac
bitch where

>>87721557
>but they're neither a minority or opressed
That's just your white privilege talking.

>>87721556
>john commits to religion
>starts church
>becomes Father John
>resigns his chasity
>preaches about the evils of the gays

>>87721563
It was teased in the Grimdark Rose Walkaround.

>>87721556
You forgot shoving blackrom Johnrezi.

>>87721567
oh shit i need to check it
even though im a spic

all john ships feel forced because john has about as much romantic appeal as a minecraft let's player

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>>87721465
>>87721498
>huge dramatic scene
>calliope says her farewells
>lots of crying
>calliope takes the ring off
>she doesn't die
>there's a distinct lack of the thing everybody was getting emotional about
>it's all kind of awkward really
>turns out she never really needed it after initially getting revived
>everybody feels kind of silly that they didn't try this earlier

>>87721591
Oh, spic is like 2 shades removed from white.

>>87721597
Minecraft let's players need love too dog. You're the type of person who spend their entire life bullying people who are lonely, aren't you?

>>87721579
>one line of text that you have to go out of your way to find
>shoved in your face
how fucking huge is your face?

>>87721632
Pretty big.
Pls no bully.

>>87721597
he has that adorkable thing going for him and he's cute when he's pissed

>>87721617
maybe the lesson I needed to learn
is that the person I was bullying the most all along
was me

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>>87721656

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>>87721569

I wonder how he'd go about building up support for this life.

>>87721713
>that troll
fuck hes too cute

>Karkat told John to hatedate his ex-gf
What did Hussie mean with this?

>>87721744
>Implying the human girl isn't far cuter.

>>87721744

Thank you!

>He only joined because his troll symbol matched the church's iconography

>>87721758
theyre all cute, but im a sucker for that baby face

>>87721778
dont make me want things anon i dont need this at 5am

>>87721465
Can I post this greentext on leddit?

>>87721816
please don't
it's not even very clever or anything
we can bait better than this

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>>87721799

It's 2am for me and I'm in a drawing mood; sorry anon but I'm afraid it's critical cuteness disease.

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>>87721866
ANON NO
STOP
ill probably doodle him in the morrow too

>>87721713
What are their names? Especially the carapace fellow

>>87721896

I'm glad you like the design so much. Try going to bed and resting though, you need it!

>>87721948

I don't know, I'm terrible with names. You all can name them if you want to.

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What did she show John?

>>87722016
Her no no place

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What did he mean by this?

Reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/11633224/r

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>>87722078

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>>87722078
looks like he's taunting a fan
captcha: Service ICEL

>>87722078
MISTLETOE UPDATE
FUCKING
CONFIRMED

>>87722078
IT BEGINS

>>87722078
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SIX YEARS

THIS IS FUCKING KARKAT'S CHARACTER ARC


THANK
YOU
NUSSIE
AND
COHEN

>>87722204
>>87722212
>>87722264
samefag
cohen was literally just joking
stop overreacting/trying to force your bullshit opinion on hst

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>>87722273
What did he mean by this then?

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>>87722016
her BIG FAT TROLL ASS

Every time you think to yourself "okay what the fuck is even Homestuck's plot anymore", remember this:

Shadow the Hedgehog has 326 paths in total that result in reaching one of its endings.

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>>87722357
Terezi kissing John's Nanna!

But yeah, Johnrezi is doomed to fail for Scourgecest.

So what the fuck Godtier immortality was even about?

Can anyone list all deaths that weren't Heroic or Just? Other than John being tabbed by Bec Noir and Jake being stabbed by Tiara!Jane

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>>87722393
Scourgecest a big steamy shit, considering that part of Hivebent was about showing how their relationship was actually awful
Not that anyone working on Homestuck remembers that anymore

The only thing I really like about this is the implication that Roxy immediately makes a domino mask whenever there's danger afoot.

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What did she mean by this?

>>87722405
I can't think of any
I guess it was just yet another completely unnecessary form of resurrection, exploitable for a cheap twist
how did we not realize hussie was a hack sooner

>>87722565
She doesn't need John or his bulge

But she can't hold out forever!

>>87722588
She's not really out there in space to find Vriska
She's just distancing herself from John so she can keep herself from raping him
But she'll have to come back eventually!

Is johnrezi our last hope?

>>87722739
Maybe, but we can create tons of porn before Scourgecest happens

>>87722897
aradia is my wife. do not sexualize her please.

why the fuck is there nothing good in mspfa

oh i get it

cool and new webcomic is a satire of act 6 and beyond

the joke is that all these once interesting characters are shitty

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>>87722016
keep forcing that meme

>>87723322
Fuck off, Makin

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This looks like it could be cool. Pity it's going to be HTML5, I usually play games like this on my phone.

>>87723329
>that one time Terezi shows up on the meteor naked and all the Trolls have no clue how to tell her

>yfw hussie shuts down mspfa

yfw Dave ends up being the cuck to JadeKat

>>87723349
wtf is "black oracle"

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>>87724125
comic fucking the read

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>>87724125
her panties

>>87724125
An 8 Ball?

>>87724191
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT VRISKA'S BUTT!!!

>>87724298
Well think about her tits instead, dumb ass.

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>>87724312
what tits?
(and: black oracle x2 combo)

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>>87724298

>>87721713
JOHN IS A PEDO
JOHN IS A PEDO

DOC SCRATCH DID NOTHING WRONG

>>87724543
>>87724596
>you get this instead of karezi
Okay...

>>87722897
>implying aradia will do this
Aradia is too much of cinnamon roll to do this.

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>>87724596

i hope the surprise of JohnRezi being a thing shocks Dave into not being a faggot anymore

>>87724904
>JohnRezi
>being a thing

Three years without making a move. It ain't happening.

>>87724904
John told Dave he had a crush on Roxy and Dave said he didn't care. Why would seeing Johnrezi do anything? This is just stupid.

>>87725103
well i mean its not like complete left field asspulls aren't a thing in Homestuck

>>87725109
stop taking 10AM shitposts seriously anon

>>87725179
Crablouse?

>>87725179
It looks like you used the pinch warp tool on her waist in photoshop.

>>87725179
Hair is too short, itty bitty forearm and trident, posture is rigid and unnatural.

>>87725305
dangit, I could have used that advice last night when I asked for it.

>>87725611
Aside from the fore arm, adding more hair and the back foot needing to face at angle, it's just orientation. Assuming you properly layered everything it's an easy fix.

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>>87722447
I like scourgecest because its two hot teens making out

>>87725051
>tfw I assumed from the thumbnail that Kanaya got creampied by Gamzee

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>>87725835
what kind of angle for the foot, like toes away from the view?

I'm not really sure on how much hair I want to actually add though. Condy has enough in canon to go off the page in my drawing.

>>87725936
that hair looks much better

>>87725931
the fuck is wrong with her knee's?

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>>87725931
sure, it's fine for porn
but Terezi's endgame being her practically obsessed with someone who doesn't even really respect her is just sad

>>87725936
Much better.

>>87726076
Saving Vriska is the right thing to do though, no obsession needed.

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>>87726131

>>87723349
Wait, what is this

every single possible hetero ship in homestuck is automatically better than all gay ships.

this is a true fact that cannot be denied.

>>87726513
Even karezi?

>>87726513
Gamzee.

>>87726513
even john/condy?

>>87726513
Even Jane/Anybody?

>>87726542
yes

>>87726523
yes!!

>>87726533
what

>>87726561
Name any Gamzee ship, straight or gay, it's worse than any other gay ship.

>>87726585
>gamzee/terezi
>gamzee/vriska
>gamzee/jane

shit-taste peasant spotted.

>>87726645
You are literally worse than Hitler.

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>>87726585

>>87726645
>gamzee/jane
how about no

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>>87726720
Yes

>>87726745
jane is not for serial killers
jane is for actual relationship and actual character development, fuck hussie's lack of plans for her

>>87726645
>2 crack ships
>and one discounted by canon, was shit anyway
lel

is it bad that i want to tenderly[/spoiler fug jane

A certain board is now rubbing on me.

>>87726902
HUNTER MODE ACTIVATED
PREPARE YOUR MICE

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>>87726895
Nothing bad about that

>>87726968
>shipping jane/born after post-canon
friendly reminder: callie and caliborn are most likely underage because of the way the matured (and they skipped that); nepeta, feferi, equius and eridan also probably are (since they died at human's equivalent of ~13; unless the ghost also age).

Meanwhile everyone else (who's still alive) is 20 in human years.

>>87727020
What is this anime?

>>87726968
>>87726895
>meaty
I think the word you're looking for is chubby.

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>>87727124
Thicc

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>>87727138
We post only high quality thicc.

Hiveswap OST pv is out

What do you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAohtSjXEk

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>>87727176

>>87727183
Shit wait wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxxnwGJXg68

>>87727191
Thiccness must be genetic in their family.

also that is cute as hell. ms. jade-goofy-smile-harley

http://www.strawpoll.me/3315133

>>87727251
>1 Rose
>3 Roxys
really made me think

>>87727251
>roxy is 64%
Welp, someone will be offended, a lot.

Where did this poll originate from, anyway?

>>87727262
Alpha Rose is Roxy?

>>87727262
>one rose
Teach me your maths, dude.

>>87727275
Probably Reddit, they adore Roxy.

>>87727275
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/3315133/

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>>87727233

>>87727299
>january 2015
Well this is old.

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>>87727297
>>87727299

>>87727308
Jesus fuck you could fit a city between those hips

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>>87727339
Bless the mom.

Couldn't find anythin good enough, so have this. Yes, it's a thing.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11666127

New poll for the modern audience.

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>>87727339
Well yeah

>>87727411
>gunsord
1) who drew it and is there more jade or any other girl
2) *breeding sounds intensify*

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okay folks, let's do this
>fave Alpha kid
>fave Beta kid
>fave Alpha troll
>fave Beta troll
>best act
>worst act
>OTP

>>87727468
Roxy, I guess
John
Damara
Aradia
3
6 obv
I don't have one anymore

>>87727468
>roxy
>jade
>meenah
>aradia
>Probably fifth.
>act 7. 6 was my guilty pleasure.
>I don't ship hard enough to have an OTP.