another long-gone face returns
>>87718574
shits gettin real
>>87718588
in other news no update on friday because gob was sick
update your tumblr gob. jesus
>>87718588
That's heavily unsettling
>>87718574
Nice, he's really making vampire bitch into an actual character.
>>87718588
Welp
so how long until
>this is pasqualo's individual hell and he has to break out of it and save everyone else from theirs
happens?
>>87718588
So, im guessing he's the only one that sees all the crazy shit?
>>87722912
Well Hell-Coach Mr. Gordon is straight up telling him to run from his secrets unless that is in his head too which would be strange.
>>87723410
It could be a personal hell, and everybody's is different
These aren't his friends they're just constructs of hell
>>87724655
I wish my friends were constructs of hell because then I'd at least have friends.
Oh well, time to grab some seatbelts
>>87722912
Satan's probably just fucking with him.
>>87726826
Satan and Jen
It's either his personal Hell or Pasq is too much of a depressed fuck to live in any situation where he's not the king of everything.
>>87718574
wait, Pasq is dead?
>>87727462
Where have you been?
>>87727565
took a break when I had to focus on lab work, and school studies, which was a year and a half ago.
>>87727583
Nigga EVERYONE'S dead!
>>87727583
Go back and start reading from where you left off. You're in for a ride.
>>87727738
I wish I could read the gauntlet of fake-outs for the first time again.
>>87726826
>>87726971
A part of me really hopes that Pasq is gonna hit his lowest in this school hell shit,
then Satan's gonna show up, yell "PRANKED BOIIIII" over a curled up, crying Pasq.
Then he'll pick him up, dust him off and give him back his cyborg shit and go "That was fun. Now, as a reward, I'll let you go do some crazy shit. Punch God in the face for me kid."
And of course, we know what's waiting when it comes to God.
>>87727965
I feel as if god hasn't been foreshadowed enough yet for everything to go full-circle into GODDAMMIT.
We'd at least need aurora back first.
>>87727462
...and in hell!
>>87727986
Did you SEE those quiz questions?
>>87728528
no.
>>87728615
>you will see your face on another face
Reminds me of the handful of panels where Pasqualo would have an expression identical to one Aurora made earlier
>time to try to punch god
oh
>>87728615
Oh, I somehow missed that page.
>face in another's face
Pasqualo's mom confirmed to be GODDAMMIT Pasqualo?
>>87724655
Seriously, that has to be what's happening. Hell without some semblance of hope and good wouldn't be effective because you'd just accept and acclimate. Unless Gob can confirm these are actually his friends.
>>87728932
I will confirm and deny nothing and everything.
>>87729290
You're such a cocktease, Gob. I hate and/or love you for it.
>>87729313
I am nothing if not a man who teases cocks.
>>87729290
gob if you start updating your tumblr again I will reblog all your new comic posts so some of my followers will hopefully see it
>>87729374
Agh shit yeah I've been completely neglecting my dumb Tumblr. Thanks in advance for those sweet, sweet reblogz.
>>87728932
I honestly think that they are all really here, but Pasquallo is getting a special treatment as part of the deal of the Devil with his mom.
Back when I had stopped following it hurts (I stopped for a while because I wanted to read it in a big chunk, I was not disappointed by this choice), I saw a picture of Pasquallo marrying all of his wiafus.
I thought I would see it in the comic or in the fanrt section, but I didn't. Anyone has it?
>>87729467
>>87729370
Hey Gob, I posted your comic on sadpanda. It may have gotten you a fan or two.
>>87729764
Thanks a lot. This look actually like it was done by Gob. Why didn't I find it on the website?
>>87729960
Whoa thank you! PS what's sadpanda?
>>87730116
I drew it back when I was doing Patreon drawing requests. :)
>>87730157
it's a porn site gob. a porn site. that also lets people post non-porn webcomics.
>>87730157
Are they normally only for Patreon backers? Or can I see the rest of them somewhere?
>>87718603
>>87718588
Ah good I didn't miss the departure of the sad train
Choo choo
>>87730157
>what's sadpanda?
Because it's you, I shall spoonfed you:
https://exhentai.org/
but you first have to subscribe to http://g.e-hentai.org/ or you will only see a picture of a sad panda. If you visit https://exhentai.org/ first before login into http://g.e-hentai.org/, you will still be stuck with only seeing a sad panda image.
>>87729432
It might be a bit much, but I would probably also advise some sort of introductory/summary post about the comic that could easily be reblogged to share info about it without spoiling it or just being a link to the newest page.
>>87730291
"IT HURTS!
A slice of life webcomic that is sliced from a much more exciting slice of living with school rivalry and gangster shit and zombies and cyborgs and true love.
It's good I swear give it a chance please."
It's how I've always explained and shared it with friends.
>>87730188
Ah, you know, I'll have to post them on the site at some point. I pretty much just emailed the pictures directly to the dudes.
>>87730256
Ohhh I see! I'd sign up but these days I'm too busy to stare at anime titties. . . . . WINNNK!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>87730291
That's not a bad idea! I really suck donkey turds at explaining my own comic but I might give it a shot.
>>87730550
Oh shit not bad at all.
>>87730772
>Rings on the right
You a lefty?
>>87730877
It's more likely he use the two side of his sketch book and doesn't bother turning it around for every page.
>>87730877
Nah I'm a righty. That just happens to be on a "left of the spine thingie" page.
>>87730938
Dang I was hoping it would be like Monkey Bone and if you drew with your right hand things would get real Salvador Dali nightmares artwork.
You were one hand away from being Brendan Fraser.
>>87724655
Personal hell? Oh please hell doesn't have the money for that.
>>87731010
Idk it certainly would have the manpower.
I'd imagine hell would be a lil like Hades was in Azzerello's WW run, where everything is build with dead bodies and the dead bodies are willing because there is nothing else for them to do in Hell.
So I bet you'd have enough manpower after a few millennia of recruits to convince them to volunteer to build hells for you.
>>87731171
>there is nothing else for them to do in Hell.
Clearly selling cunt blood is a tough job with nothing to do considering hell here is just earth 2.0 stuck in red haze after getting shot in a damn video game.
>>87728615
Oh, that was nice.
Wonder if 2141 will have any meaning.
Yeah, now I'm more hopeful that this is going to end with Satan having himself a laugh before giving Pasq a boost and sending him on his way.
OR, maybe it is Satan and Pasq's mom working together, and they're gonna bring basq way down first.
Then PAPA TRIANGLINI OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>Calls him a piece of shit
>Pasq gets all happy thinking "Daddy! You came to help me cause you love me!"
>"What? Fuck no. I just hate seeing Jennifer succeeding at anything."
>Proceeds to turn Pasq into a giant DOOM reference.
There's tons of ways for this to turn AFTER we see Pasq at his lowest,which will probably involve Rainbow Dash I guess.
>>87730938
Gob, gotta ask, does Pasq's dad even care about Pasq, even a tiny amount?
>>87732934
It certainly doesn't seem like he does. If we happen to run into him again, maybe we'll find out.
>>87733112
Huh, sounds interesting. Guessing it'd be the same answer to ask if his mom cared about him?
>>87733250
His mom's a strange one. She cares deeply about work and accomplishing goals and science and she sort of sees herself as a hero.
I do think a tiny part of her sort of enjoyed being Pasqualo's adversary though.
>>87733250
Here's a good example of what I mean.
>>87733423
>>87733332
would you say that it was kind of a similar to her relationship with Trianglini?
>>87733332
>sees herself as a hero
>working with the devil
Man, not like any hero I've seen.
>>87733525
Haha, her time with her husband was insane. It was a relationship of constantly trying to one-up each other with science. They were adversaries. They constantly shit-talked each other all while doing day-to-day mundane things and coming up with crazy inventions. It was not a healthy relationship in any way, but for those two wacky bastards it worked for s good while. . . until Pasqualo came along.
>>87733969
pasqualo really does ruin everything, doesnt he?
>>87733332
Was it the tiny part that was left when she got exploded?
>>87734984
Yes he's a real piece of shit.
>>87735052
hahahaha!!
>>87735264
Gob, I gotta ask for a thing I'm making. What was pop pop Trianglini's spirit of choice?
>>87728615
>No. No. This isn't just algebra.
That's what Pasqaullo said during that segment, right?
>>87735825
yep
>>87735739
Bourbon
I think this is the most active It Hurts!! thread in a while. Thanks for showing up, gob.
>>87736653
I miss her ;_;
>>87736781
No problem! It's really fun answering questions.
>>87736414
A man after my own heart
I've been drinking wild turkey 101 right now
It's okay
It came in a 1.75 L bottle
Rum is good too. I'm drinking some fancy locally made and bottled rum from an island only accessible by boat. I hope they survived the hurricane.
>>87736841
Gob, how would Pasqualo and Alli shitpost if they were the type to do so? Also, ever plan on adding a characters page to the website for the notable characters? I like reading descriptions that tell me more about characters I know.
>>87736653
>Grating cheese for heaven pizza
Literally too pure for this world.
>>87736781
Well, in all fairness, we were on like a 3 week hiatus.
>>87737143
He's got some of them in the books.
You HAVE bought the books, right anon?
>>87737420
I would if college wasn't draining all my spare funds, Gob :(
>>87737143
Pasqualo would spend lots of time in waifu threads in various forums across the internet. He's big into Rei and Sailor Mercury.
Ally would just troll the shit out of people, but her typing would be limited to "HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU" type of stuff.
>>87738423
Study hard brother.
>>87739285
>He's big into Rei
>tfw haven't read this shit since the part where the MC finds out he's a cyborg
>>87739394
read it
>>87739394
Well, then, friendo, I suggest reading it.
>>87739394
It's certainly a ride
>>87739285
Thanks Gob, your shit keeps me going whenever I'm having a rough week at school.
>>87739394
Get in on this harem animu webcomic, bro.
Bumping for later