Look at this fucker. Gets two hot girls practically throwing

>>87712254
Since Archie was based on Mickey Rooney can we say Archie is a manlet?

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>How come you don't have this kind of luck?

I'm not a cool guy like Archie.

>>87712254
>How come you don't have this kind of luck?
I just assume I did something horrible in my past life

>>87712394
You can however be a superior specimen like Jughead.

>>87712426
If someone ate as much as Jughead, they'd be dead by their 20's.

>>87712254
because betty and veronica are just using him to hide their rampaging lesbianism

>>87712254
Because I'm not a cartoon character.

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>>87712472

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>>87712254
Too bad hes gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7jbDprab-4

>>87712554
>shows affection for both girls
>oggles them
>dates them
>must be gay

>>87712254
Because he's not real and thus has his life altered to suit the creator's desires

>>87712254
I do, but I'm too much of a sperg to do anything about it or enjoy it.

>>87712254
>How come you don't have this kind of luck?

Gypsy curse. I don't like to talk about it.

>>87712525
melody plz

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>>87712254
Remove the dood in the middle, and we're golden.

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>>87714448

POPCORN, MOTHERFUCKER

>>87712254
Well, actually...
Archie's supposed to be america's favorite teenager, I'm surprised he isn't reeling in more puss.

>posts thoes forced feminization archie images

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>>87714613
Like this one?

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>>87714613
>feminization
What

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>>87714683

It's pretty clear that Archie is just the beard for Veronica and Betty's secret lesbian romance. Archie, being the naturally good guy that he is, goes along with it and as a reward they let him watch.

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For one thing Archie and the gang traveled back in time to New York City in 1976 to personally meet The Ramones. Girls will be throwing themselves at you for that alone. Even those who made the journey with you.

Plus...............

THE DOLLY ON THE TROLLEY GOT A SEAT BY GOLLY!

GUS GOT ON THE BUS W/O ANY FUSS!

>>87715100
JOHNNY
TOMMY
CJ
MARKY
JOEY
DEE DEE

they are all dead

>>87715215
CJ and Marky are still alive. (So is Ritchie)

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He' intolerably wholesome and confident in a naive wa which girls find charming, but he's not too wholesome to be a horndog and that seems to seal the deal.

source: just pulling possibilities out my ass, what do I know about women?

>>87712472
Anybody got the story where Betty is revealed to have been anonymously kissing girls? It was posted in the last Archie thread.

>>87715354
You mean there's more to this? >>87714470

>>87715422
No, it's a separate story. Some mysterious figure goes around kissing girls, but it's revealed to have been Betty as a ploy to kiss Archie; she kissed girls to throw people off her trail, you see. Archie and the other girls knew it was her though.

Also that image is sadly edited somewhat. Forget what the original was.

>>87712254
I have an irrational hatred for the indecisive ginger fuck.

I mean have you seen the Riverdale version of Archie? Dude is handsome as fuck.

>>87716003
Did every franchise have a kids-version in the 80's and 90's?

>>87716491
The moneys.

>>87712254
I did back then

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>>87712254

>>87718411
You have my attention

>>87718411
Best of both worlds

>>87712254
>Gets two hot girls practically throwing their labia at him.
>two

This is a guy whose little black book is up to volume eight and who can identify every girl at an entire beach by their ass or tits without even checking their face.

>>87712254
>Look at this fucker. Gets two hot girls practically throwing their labia at him. How come you don't have this kind of luck?


I'm not attractive enough for my emotional issues to be ignored. Basically I can't even try to get someone if I have to make the 1st step (which will always be the case)

>>87712254
what if? betty and veronica acted like asshole to archie?
http://kennycomix.com/tagged/once-you-go-black

what if? a person showed his love for the archie series in the most horrible way possible?http://kennycomix.com/tagged/betty-and-veronica-pinups

>>87718120
YOU'RE A HUGE BURGER

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE BUNS

RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR YOUR BUNS

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>>87712254
Makes me want to hunt him

>>87722735
>little black book

how old are you, anon

i recognized that reference, and i bet you aren't younger than 30

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>>87724021
That was an actual crossover.

>>87712254
Archie is an immortal warlock, and only allows the rest of Riverdale to remain ageless like him if every female agrees to drool over him. Because he's still mentally a 50's teenager, he doesn't expect much more than dates or kisses, so it's a fairly benign dictatorship. But if they ever stopped playing their parts, no doubt Archie would allow them to wither to dust.

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>>87717998
Archie wore it better.