It looks like Al Gore is going to be All Sore!

>Chinese character performing sepukku, a Japanese ritual
It's the little things, it really is.

>>87711317
>President the Donald
I don't know why I'm laughing at this.

I've missed the last few, anybody mind if I post them here?

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>>87711412
Go right ahead, anon

Well thank got global warming is over.

>>87711468
Before and After what?

>>87711317
>Al Gore

Even in these trying times, Kelly manages to bring a smile to my face. Truly, America's eyes, ears, and throat.

>>87711489
No idea, probably gamergate. Or the decline of the Wii.

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YEW
ESS
AYY
YEW
ESS
AYY

>>87711503
>Kelly making a comic about "an actual event" with "his neighbors"
this is abnormally funny.

I'm new to this
Is he on multiple layers of sarcasm or is he being serious?

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>mfw I actually saw one of these, but it was for a church, with no actual church in sight

>>87711550
Kelly is the head political cartoonist for The Onion
Of course he's serious.

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>>87711481
>>87711503
I love the ones that are clearly about his own life

>>87711345
And using Iranian buzzwords "Great Satan".

>>87711543
The schtick with Kelly has always been not that he's a political hack but that he's intensely self-absorbed.

>>87711468
>video game
>same thing he watches in every strip

O kelly

>>87711562
Well, I didn't know that's where it is published
Serious it is then

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Kelly is a partying man, he can't be tied down by a money-wasting machine!

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>*america the beautiful plays in the background*
>*and also the foreground*

>>87711624
>pregnancy far too advanced to legally abort
Details!

>>87711543
if you go down to the details most of the strips are about his life and him projecting his issues as being problems of society.

>>87711317
THE FANGS

YA GOTTA LET ME HAVE THE FANGS

>>87711650
I would unironically buy a Kelly book.

>>87711766
Then why haven't you?

It's available now, and it's your patriotic duty to buy it!http://www.idwpublishing.com/product/kelly-cartoon-america-turns/

>>87711858
Oh shit. I couldn't find it when I looked myself. Thanks!

>>87711666
My favorite part in the videos is how he says that he "sometimes" puts Lady Liberty in his comics and that you shouldn't over do it when she's in every one.

>>87711503
Holy shit I missed this one, goddamn Kelly.

>>87711503
seems oddly specific

>>87712154
Only if you're a filthy commie, all red blooded Americans have been in that situation.

>>87711317
It's ironic because China approves of Trump.

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>>87711543

>>87712255
Thank you.

>>87712238
Of course they do. He's easy to bribe.

>>87712238
yeah because china wants america to shit the bed dramatically, both to prove their way of "democratic capitalist communism" as correct and to gain more power and dominance

whether you like trump or not the man has been bankrupt like three times, and had charges of fraud brought against him six times

>>87712255
>that manager
NEWMAN

>>87712238
Except when they don't.
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2016/11/14/china-warns-iphone-sales-could-be-hurt-if-trump-begins-trade-war.html

>>87712334
They also say they don't want to do that and they want to work alongside him

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Here's all Kelly cartoons I could find, it's missing few of the newer ones.

https://mega.nz/#!10tXAYDQ!bj1LCbTzf8MCdqkuJeaMLXFy4x5C8dPOm9rc74bCAgQ

>>87712373
So Kelly is a Mormon?

>>87712385
He's an idiot, mostly. You're not meant to take any of his opinions seriously.

>>87712401
I know who Kelly is. I'm trying to have fun. Kelly made a joke about a patriotic Jesus, as he has been known to do on multiple occasions. I'm insinuating he's Mormon because they believe Jesus came to America and did shit. I could have also claimed he's Funny Valentine but I figured /co/ get's enough Jojo shit without me contributing.

>>87711666
>FANGS
No. Don't you get it? they've been "defanged"

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>>87712432
>Jojo shit

>>87712450
>sophisticated readers read DC
I like this guy.

>>87711664
>>87712255
Post DVD Collection

>>87712432
A'ight. Every once in a while we get a guy who takes Kelly seriously, so I can never tell.

I doubt Kelly is meant to have a specific religion. He's generic white dude. If I had to choose a faith for him though I'd say Protestant because a WASP is the most generically american thing I could think of.

JUST SELL THE SHIRTS ALREADY YOU FUCKS

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>>87712485
What else? Marvel? Don't make me laugh.

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I can't stop laughing. Kelly does the best metahumor.

>>87712298
>>87712301
Actually no. They like him now for not supporting the TPP, which screws over Taiwan, which China approves of because Taiwan has been real bitchy lately.

>>87712531
I hate it when a joke becomes reality

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>>87712555

>>87712334
>fox news

Anon...

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>>87712488

>>87712571
>he thinks it didn't happen

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why is lady liberty so cute

>>87712631

cause she got fat titties.

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>>87712631

>>87712657
>Democrat
TRAITOR!

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Maybe this will become a reality now.

>>87712668
He did the same comic for the RNC and the DNC

>>87712535

my favorite bit is the fucking slim jim guy

>>87712718

Is it exactly the same? If so, that's a great meta joke.

Who's your favorite character. Mine has to be Lady Liberty, Innocent Kids is my second

>>87712766
Lady Liberty is best girl. I want to lick her tears.

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>>87712766
>>87711468
>>87711489
>>87711520
>>87711614
It's a edit. Kelly would never promote something as unsophisticated as video games.

>>87712903
wellitstrue.gif

>>87712744
edit?

>>87712255
One of my favorites.

>>87713337
No.

>>87713337
Surprisingly, no.

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>>87711555
> mfw I have one right down the street from me and it looks like a blue police box
Oh who am I kidding, it's a TARDIS. I know the person who put it there and she flat out told me it's a TARDIS.

>>87711555
You might've gotten trips but the real truth of the matter is that it isn't these little neighborhood lending libraries that are putting honest mom and pop bookstores out of business but the iterate what with your "Kindles" e-books and the likes. Nobody's going to buy a book at a bookstore when they can read the text on line. Not only is it bad for the economy it's killing the art of the written/printed word.

>>87712450
I don't know why "manga" in quotes is so hilarious to me

>>87712772
>clocks says its 2am
damn, that is a long wait.

>>87714255
Are the free books really bad Dr. Who books?

>>87711317
>chinese performing seppuku

>>87711317
>ministry of deceit
To be honest that sounds like a pretty fucking boss ministry to have.

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>>87714497
>Not getting Kelly.

>>87715397
Or perhaps I gave Kelly an idea for an even better cartoon.........

>>87714497
I still buy paper books, because I prefer read them that way.

>>87711481
>Not taking pride in taking care of your yard.

This guy is an idiot.

I don't have baldness in my family, but if I did amd it happened to me I would grow a mustache and wear a "Sophisticated Adults" smoking jacket.

>>87712255
>(The one at 274 Clark Ave)
Pfffft

>>87712238
Not for the reasons you seem to think.

>>87712940

If the benefit is so awesome why don't you break your legs and get your own wheelchair?

>>87711555
>>87714497

Well, if videogame and movies industries can survive the inmense amount of piracy they suffer, I bet bookstores can survive that. Specially since there have been libraries since Ancient times and books are still made and sold.

>>87715951
>having a pointless suburban yard

Why people do this?

>>87714960

Though you shouldn't call it "Ministry of Deceit", it kinda gives away its purpose. It should have a deceitful name, like Ministry of Honesty.

>>87716256
99% of people are idiots.

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It's funny because Budweiser is garbage.

>>87716306
>Britain
>Euro
>2008
What year does Kelly think this is?

>>87712599

So, is there a comic where Lady Liberty isn't crying? I mean, she doesn't even have a reason to be sad there.

>>87712301
>bankrupt three times
You do realize he has had hundreds of businesses, right? You don't diss an NFL team for losing a couple of games when they won the Super Bowl.

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>>87716345
Tears of happiness.

>>87716351
he bankrupted A CASINO

>>87716426
This one seems kind of absurdist, even for Kelly, I mean I'm laughing pretty hard but it's really out there.

>>87716351
>You do realize he has had hundreds of businesses, right?
The problem with him bankrupting isn't the fact that he "failed" a business, it is the fact that through bankrupting he is willing to ruin the jobs of hundreds of workers just to cover his own ass. Remember Trump Casino? Trump doesn't seem to.

>>87716276
Why would a Ministry of Honesty have a deceitful name?

>>87714497
I don't pay for digital unless there is no physical version. But I still buy my books from Amazon.

>>87716325
>gay high-five
Is... is that a thing that they do?

THOSE FUCKERS!

>>87712450
>no crying lady liberty
what is this nonsense

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One of the few times the dead celebrity isn't in hell.

>>87716682
That reminds me, the comic about Bowie dying implied that Kelly didn't like him.

That can't be true...right?

>>87712574
Just the first result. You can double check with any of your personal trusted sources, anon, but it's true.

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>>87716725
Why would he like sickos?

>>87712366
>they approve of him, they just disapprove of the things he says he wants to do as president
>so, you know, they approve of a different, hypothetical, alternate universe Trump

>>87716765
You disappoint me, Kelly.

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>>87716801
He does not like devil music.

>>87716537

Because it was the Ministry of Deceit all along!

>>87716644

>There's always a guy saying "b-but"

At least articulate your position, you faggots.

>>87716531
omfg I could relate to this one so much as a kid. The adults made all the kids stay at the table even though we were done, and we just had to sit there in silence while they talked about adult stuff.

>>87712255
I work at a grocery store and Pepsi is on sale this week and there's a coupon on top of the sale
We got a shit load in in anticipation but still sold out pretty quick
This old guy straight up yelled at me for like 5 minutes about it
I don't even have anything to do with stocking or ordering man c'mon

>>87716445
That's what everyone says about that strip. It really is weird though, like he was just phoning it in.

>>87716765

kelly aside that crosby/bowie duet of little drummer boy is so odd in concept yet so great in execution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk

>>87716725
>>87716801
You'll notice whenever a celebrity dies Kelly always sends them to hell. He sent Bowie to Heaven because he couldn't bring himself to draw him in hell.

>>87716959
But if it's a Ministry of Deceit, it should be called that, otherwise people might be mistaken.

>>87716765
I'm impressed in a way that he drew David Bowie in heaven when everyone else he dislikes is in hell. Maybe we can assume the man behind Kelly liked Bowie?

>>87716446
History can be written by the losers, too.

>>87711579
The fuck could he have against Arnold Palmer?

Is it just him hating people who are more famous than him?

>>87717310
>crosby/bowie duet actually happened
this pleases me

>>87717678
>more famous than kelly

such a person does not exist

>>87711579
This is amazing. What a random person to hate with actually no merit given.

This has truly become the most clever webcomic.

>>87711317
>Al Gore is beaten by the electoral collage yet again
Loving every Laugh

>>87717091
Do you not do rainchecks? The store I used to work for used to do that.

>>87716641
OUR SHIT

>>87716446
Is this legit? How long has he been doing this? Damn.

>>87711317
>Doesn't believe climate change.

Obama is all for the keystone pipeline, so I suppose he isn't either.

>>87711555

To be fair, I've seen alot of used bookstores have religious books for sale when they were explicitly supposed to be free to the public.

Fuck those heathens!

>>87712298
>Easy to bribe
anon, I'm a liberal shitbag and even I know Clinton is the one you can buy easy.

>>87720665
Out of the two, Clinton's certainly the susceptible to special interests groups.

Trump *being* a special interest group, he's fairly immune to that.

>>87711317
You know you're a super shitty artist when you have to write on things what the things are suppose to convey.

>>87716531
God, the running thread of how half the shit he's railing against is just stuff his wife was bugging him about kills me.

>>87716628

How exactly does socialism contribute to pizza making?

>>87712903
>dat Lady Liberty
K E K

>>87716573
yes, and then we say "down low" and slap our dicks together

>>87711503
Lady Liberty dressed as Supergirl is my new fetish.

>>87712427
I love how they're exact same size

>>87720831
Boys will be boys.

>>87712238
Of course all the superpowers are happy at the thought of America whimping out of the world stage and leaving it to them, having a businessman that will be easy to pay off in charge or simply outmaneuvered, and doing their best to shit on their own economy by thinking they can somehow compete through magical subsidies for dying out industries when they've gone so far into services sector that they're completely reliant on foreign products and will eventually come crawling back and have to make deals on the stronger manufacturers' terms.

>>87722073
>easy to pay off
>net worth of $3.7bn
>already spent a bunch of money paying off Clinton

>>87716256
>being THIS poor
Gardens are like dogs and kids, you only get them for the social position it offers.

>>87716518
o no, those poor wage slaves abloblobloo

>>87722073
>all the superpowers
There is only one superpower.

>>87720743
Put back on your "unaware anon" shirt, you're making things confusing.

>>87716477
>Founding fathers
>Lincoln
This is brilliant

>>87714960
you probably would call it the ministry of love tho

>>87712298
>It's easy to bribe the billionaire that has so much money he can decide to buy a presidential campaign out of pocket, and then refuse the presidential salary because it's like peanuts to him

Anon, short of literally offering him all of the tea in China, you're not going to bribe Donald Trump.

>>87722423
>this is what the chinese actually believe

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>>87716777
They like Trump for the same reason anyone likes Trump, for the memes.

>>87717091
>>87717091
We all know shops have it all secretly stocked in the storage rooms.

>>87716426
>2+2=5

>>87716581
I love how this contradicts this>>87711555

>>87716606
>Masturbating to Christine O'Donnel.

So I'm new to this Kelly bullshit, I can see he's too over the top and anvilicious to be taken seriously. So is he just using layers of irony as an excuse to push out shitty artwork? Is sarcastic extravagance literally the only trick he has?

Or does /pol/ just not like him?

>>87716518
>Remember Trump Casino? Trump doesn't seem to.
And the government doesn't remember what veteran benefits are, no ones got a clean track record here.
IHOP and other similar chains practically do more for vets at this point. If our best shot at "not the same old politician bullshit" had a casino go belly up, so be it. In many ways it really can only be a good thing.

>>87722594
Shut up and read more Kelly until you get it.

>>87722594
You must be new to political cartoons in general, then.

>>87722610
Lemme guess.... /pol/?

>>87722614
No, I just happen to not be a burger

>>87722473
>Property developer runs for president promising huge program of infrastructure spending
>Puts the same people in charge of his business interests that are his closest political advisors (and also his children, by the way)
>PROPERTY DEVELOPER
>INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING
>STILL; FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, RUNNING HIS DEVELOPMENT BUSINESSES WHILE IN OFFICE

If this isn't setting off major alarm bells for you, then I don't know what to say.

>>87722614
Political """""""""""""""""cartoons""""""""""""""""

>>87718776
Rainchecking, and other forms of over-accommodation in retail are cancer.
>oy vey I "misplaced" my coupon, the reason I even came here, rain check it so I can come back after the sale ends
>oy gevalt, sold out, well you better make up for the mistake of your superiors by losing money selling it to me later at the lower price, despite me being the one who should've been motivated to be here sooner
>(Jewish euphemism), expired coupon? Good one goyim, you can't say no to a customer, you silly shlameal.
>(Yiddish slang), an long-expired sales tag that was clearly on the floor, you better honor that even though I see the date, you mishuggunah.
No. Shoppers have enough concessions in their favor, fuck them.
>t. Retail worker

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>>87722666
>77
>22
>666
Clearly more proof that I speak truth, retail policies need some back bone.

/pol/ containment generals are a necessary cancer

>>87722666
Why should it be the customer's problem if you distributed more coupons than you should have?

>>87722696
>/pol/ boogeyman
>after the election
You will understand soon it doesn't work anymore.

>>87722730
t. /pol/

>>87716217
>tfw my father has shattered ankles, is on his feet all day at work and walking is a struggle for him but his doctor won't give him a new disabled parking permit because he wants him to "walk around more"

>>87722751
You didn't mention your father's race, so your post becomes invalid

>/pol/ will unironically bring politics into medical science

>>87722610
Just tell me, retard

>>87712535
>slim jim
Every fucking time

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>>87711624

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>>87711624

>>87722666
Could you type your posts without the antisemitism next time?

>>87722710
There isn't more coupons than supply.
Only less wares in the central stores for the thursday rush.

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>>87711317

okay, somebody's going to have to explain this shit to me, because I can't quite work out what Kelly's angle is.

On the surface it all looks like a /pol/ wank fantasy, but the fact that every single one is so on-the-nose about everything and about as subtle as a thermonuclear detonation in the middle of a Rammstein gig that it could equally be making fun of all the /pol/tards.

Are we laughing because we agree, are we laughing at the satire or are we laughing at Kelly's legit views? I just don't get it.

>>87722833
But this is accurate

>>87722960
Thank god "Harassing Waitresses" has so many letters.

>>87722937
It's funny, because it's less about the topic and more about the idea of Kelly himself.

The idea that there is someone who honestly, enthusiastically thinks that Lady Liberty cries at things he doesn't like, and that MLK is smiling on him from heaven for buying interracial porn, and that people seeing him drink diet soda think he's the shit.

It's like laughing at an idiot, but in this case the idiot is an abstract personality, shown to us purely through an exaggerated (but genuine) version of his worldview. We don't know how this man speaks or what TV shows he likes, but we know he thinks that Chinese officials are committing seppuku because of Trump, and that tells us more about him than those other details would.

Depending on how you view it, it's either elaborate and fascinating, or its just funny because it's stupid.

>>87722903
/co/ you truly are one of the most pathetic boards on 4chan.

You really are.
Fuck you.

>>87723010
You took the bait

>>87723010
After so many years the jew/nigger memes do get a little old. But whatever, behave like a kid.

>>87723006

OH so this guy's legit. Sign me up then fampai. Thaks for filling me in.

>>87723028
I see the kikes have warped your mind.
Truly sad.

>>87723029
no, anon, he's not legit. protip: do you see "Onion Syndicate" on these comics? The Onion is America's major satirical news outlet

>>87722544
What part of it?

Honest Info Seeker is looking trough the magazine, to see if it contains what he wants.
Library is more about reading the whole book

>>87723049
I desperately need a Rap Band shirt.

>>87723053
I can smell the virgin neckbeard basement dwelling musk all the way here.

>>87723072
On top of that, Ward Sutton is actually liberal.

>>87723049
Wonder who's his favorite rap band. Mines is the Earl Sweatshirt.

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>>87723124
I get it.

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She'll be fine.

>>87712401
Kelly the character is always right and his opinions are great, the creator of behind Kelly on the other hand..

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>>87723080
>weed is bad because the munchies negatively impact the food industry

>>87712688
>Chelsea Clinton

For all of his merits, Kelly lacks taste in women.

>>87723244
>Kelly lacks taste in women
>Christine O'Donnel
>Melania Trump
>Lady Liberty

Seems fine to me.

>>87723303
I'll give you two of those

>Lady Liberty
>225 tons

Why are we lowering our standards for these landwhales

>>87723452
This my favourite edit yet, but shouldn't "moot" be "hiro"?

>>87723550
Pretty sure the edit was made before hiro took over

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>>87723562
It took my 1 minute to fix it

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>>87723593
Improved the font

>>87720456
The whole comic is from the Onion you dunce. It's all satire.

>>87714960

The problem isn't the name anon, its the fact that its an oxymoron, for who has ever heard or seen a honest ministry in the first place?

>>87722561
It's not his fault! She ensorcelled him with her witchcraft!

>>87716531

Kelly's 100% right on this one. It makes no sense for fast eaters to have to match the pace of the slow.

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>>87722625
Listen, just keep reading them until you get it.

>>87723686
She's not a witch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask

>>87722594
It's from The Onion

>>87716644
>EVIL PACIFISTS

That's on the same level of genius as SICKO SLUTS

>>87716765
>weird clothes
>drugs
Kelly does it again

>>87723729
EXACTLY WHAT A WITCH WOULD SAY!

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holy fuck, I don't get half of these

>>87722937
It's making fun of political cartoons

>>87723812
okay, now I finally get it

>>87723617
Thanks Friendo!

>>87723153
problem solved

>>87722937
both. he makes them for a comedy site so I assume he is joking but there have been I few that I would agree with

>>87723871
Read the ones made under his real name.
Never again.

>>87722873
>>87722880
Oh all the Kelly tropes, jealousy of more successful cartoonists is by far my favorite.

>>87723870
>This one anime isn't aimed at me so it's bad.

>>87723617

Can someone post the original of this?

>>87723922
>how does kellyism work?

>>87723928
it's mostly the same, the abbreviations are just LOL and such

>>87723919
this is dark as FUCK

non-american here, is this a troll or is he serious?

>>87711317
I never understood Kelly. I always thought using text to label things in political cartoons always kills the humour, it's particularly egregious when the "cartoonist" has to label people. It's like admiting his artstyle is so shitty he can't cartoonify someone at all.

Are there any cartoonists that don't use this label stuff? Or abuse it at the very least.
Oddly enough, i find text ballons acceptable.

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>>87724008
http://www.theonion.com/

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>>87723914
I don't get it. Why is terrorist wearing a Bernie shirt?

>>87724059
Because the election was rigged

>>87723870
> Free
> Keijo!!

I watch both for the plot

>>87724115
Excuse me, but it's Keijo!!!!!!!!

>>87724059
He does political porn?

Does anyone have the one with Death covering his eyes and picking a name out of a phonebook? I really wanna find that one

>>87723006
>We don't know how this man speaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtbkQMwJS4

>>87723962
Why? There is no man better than Kelly and if she is smart then she know it.

>>87711481
I always love the blatant alcoholism

>>87724059
...I don't get it.

>>87716531
I felt this way many times growing, I had fucking DBZ to watch dammit

>>87725549
some people though the movie Sully was racist because it showed an old white man saving the day.

>>87725462

>once in a while I like to put Lady Liberty in my cartoon

I lost to this hard.

>>87725772
...there were Arab terrorists in Sully?

>>87724059
Because Bernie supporters think that everyone who doesn't agree with them thinks that Bernie supporters are evil, part of their whole victim complex.

>>87722951
Anyone have the "Sickos this way" crop with png transparency?

>>87723166

This... This one makes me sad...

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>>87725868
The BernieBro smear was a deliberate and transparent attempt by corrupt media hacks in the pockets of the Clintons to discredit a viable candidate.

Bernie and his supporters are victims.

>>87711563
what is this reaction image? why is there a weed leaf on his cup? is this supposed to represent smoking up but seem classier? so many questions. why is there a weed leaf on the cup!!

>>87725973
Well maybe next time Sanders shouldn't try to take over a party that he was so disdainful of right up until he wanted to run for president, fuck him and fuck you.

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>>87722245
>>87715951
>Wanting a literal green desert instead of of a place which gives you food and cools your home
What fucking loosers think having lawn grass makes you look smart or rich?

>>87723138
Innocent Babies

>>87726137
Lawns were expensive to maintain in the days when you had to employ people to cut the grass by hand every few days, while other types of gardens only need periodic attention.

>>87723829
Is that Samus?

Trump will provide ENDLESS material for Kelly. He'll really need to restain himself or it'll become pretty stale after a while.

>>87726109
So now you're implying Bernie supporters ARE evil?

Face it, Bernie didn't cost your queen the election, her own corruption and the excesses of her SJW minions did.

>>87723859
>Ben Garrison stamp at the top right corner
Kek.

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>>87712903
Couldn't resist.

>>87724017
that's the point. it's a parody.

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I love these threads

>>87726109
Maybe next time you shouldn't vote for a robot in a pantsuit.
Stay mad bitch, after she stole it from bernie you fucks deserved to get trumped.

>>87726109
trump was a message from half of america: we will watch this country burn down before we accept the establishment's dick.

the democratic establishment could have so easily won this election if they weren't quite so set on dicking the progressive half of this country over.

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>>87727009
i cant imagine ill ever get to use these

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>>87727076
this one looks like it could get some mileage

>>87727057
I love that Gore is just hanging out with a bunch of chinese officials. It's amazing.

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>>87726061
Do not dare question the wikihow, you are not ready.

>>87726335
>>87727044
>>87727056
Well then you blinkered fucks deserve everything that is going to happen to you.

>>87711317
Is it smart for him to keep doing these?
As I understand it all the smugness and piss-taking and generally treating the right like morons played a big part in Trump getting elected and liberals getting triggered. Seems kinda counterproductive to learn nothing from that and keep dishing out the jabs.
I'm politically retarded if you couldn't tell

>>87727154
Nah, these are funny as fuck.

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>>87711624

>>87727145
We deserve it? WE didn't cause it. YOU and your corrupt DNC establishment caused it.

Fates and the heavens handed the Democrats the perfect candidate to win this election - and you and yours rejected him in favor of a corrupt wife of a former President, like we're in some fucking banana republic.


Now we're all going to have to suffer the consequences of your hubris, and you still HAVEN'T LEARNED A DAMN THING. YOU'RE STILL BLAMING THE VICTIM.

>>87727110
I love how he squints to fit in

>>87727154
Smugness and taking the piss are ok when they're even-handed, and more importantly, funny.

Kelly mocks political cartoonists much more then he mocks political positions.

Smugness really chafes when it's rich white SJWs looking down on poor white people for the crime of being born white.

>>87727145
hey, i voted for hillary, but at least i realize why she lost.

she avoided attacking trump on economic issues, because she was barely any better and didn't want to point out her own flaws.

she couldn't attack his corruption issues for the same reason.

she was the closest thing to a neocon like bush that you could find in the democratic party. weapons deals to violent countries, strong supporter of interventionist policies, supported trade deals like the TPP. didn't want to fight for single payer, didn't want to fight against corruption in politics.

trump may have been a blatant con man who didn't mean a single word he said, but hillary couldn't even find the right words.

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>>87727286
That is true, and looking at those SJWs it seems they did not learn their lesson.

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>>87727286
>>87727328

Forgot to attach my pic

>she was the closest thing to a neocon like bush that you could find in the democratic party.

And yet somehow the DNC managed to miss how thoroughly Trump trounced Bush, and tried to force the Democratic equivalent on us.

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>>87726061
Anybody's guess, really.

>>87722903
>oy vey
>oy gevalt
>antisemitism
Brush it's a fucking joke. I want to think you're baiting, but I was just taking the piss. I've had far more Asians and Asian-Indian folk do shit like this than anyone else, but since I'm here where I can tell an off color joke if I want, I did a shtick with Jewish euphemisms. Sue me.
Real talk, when I unfortunately worked for target long ago, I met a Jewish couple, and they were not the stingy types what so ever. They didn't even gripe when they grabbed something they thought was on sale but wasn't, they paid for it in full. It's Asians and Indians that get huffy about this shit though, it's crazy. Where my retail brethren at, back me up.

>>87722710
>what're online coupons
The coupons are almost unlimited nowadays. A lot of people call ahead to non-grocery, non-superstore stores to make sure the item is still in stock.
Not everyone, sadly.

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>>87722907

Fixed the cartoon to show true reality

>>87727057
Well, that one ought to be pretty frequently used. Just toss it at any kind of ecological disaster.

Like, the next time a superhero movie comes out, and there's a gif of a tidal wave or something. Bang. Sad Al Gore.

>>87722960
This is wrong but, I wanna fug that waitress.

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>>87723729
>I'm you
Holy shit I'm Christine O'Donnell!

>>87726242
Yes, this particular brand of /v/ Kelly parodies replaced Crying Liberty by Crying Samus.

Which makes this strip >>87723844 particularly funny seeing as Metroid originated in the East.

>>87722903
You're asking Satan (check those trips) to stop being a dick to God's chosen people. What on earth makes you think you have any power to stop him.

>>87711524
hon hon hon

>>87723138
The dead eagle really adds to the flavor, I say he should incorporate it in more strips.

>>87722336
souce?

>>87711317
>No rice hat for Al Gore
Ya blew it Kelly

>>87727923
>Literally a source in the picture
>Asks for source
Are you literally blind and/or retarded?

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>>87714913
you mean just doctor who books.
Love me some doctor but god why are all the books so bad?

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>>87718270
>webcomic

It took me years to realize that Kelly was a character.

I always knew the comics were satire but I thought Kelly was the name of the actual artist and the drawing of him was a rough depiction of what he actually looked like. But nope, the artist is not named Kelly and he looks absolutlely nothing like the character.

>>87727211
>>87727328

The only reason Sanders is clean and is able to spout a bunch of nonsense about attacking Wall Street is because he's never had to actually make policy a day in his career in federal politics, he only looks good because he's never actually done anything.

You think the Clintons are corrupt? For what? Doing some paid speeches for financial firms? Literally every politician has done similar, finance is a hugely important sector of the economy and constantly antagonising them may win votes with economically illiterate chucklefucks like you but they are a group that you actually have to work with if you want to get anything done. You all act like making politics squeaky clean would be fucking easy but the reality is it is next to impossible, and if you don't play the game you will be beaten by the guy who will in the end.

Enjoy four years of the leader of the free world pissing away what legitimacy the United States has left while he pays himself billions in construction contracts, you populist class-baiting fuckers.

>>87716846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM