ITT post cartoons in desperate need of merch

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I win

>>87702644
Shittiest Peach bootled ever

>>87702724
>implying nick would ever support their biggest critic

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I'd pay hundreds of dollars for a leni bodypillow
Too bad nick doesn't want my money

>>87702644

>Jointed limbs

One job

>>87702813
Would it be naked or not?

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>>87702644
>no mini pink car to drive around in with your Lola and Lana dolls
Nick better start making them soon

>>87702795
>implying Nick didn't start it

>>87702850
Ofcourse they did. Greenblatts response is a result of years of choosing to spout out more schnider shit on their scheduling then actual good shit like harvey beaks.

>>87702813
If you're willing to pay hundreds of dollars then you can commission an artist for a better daki than whatever Nick would sell.

>>87702830
>naked
too lewd
night dress is good enough

>>87702899
It wouldn't support the show itself though, which is half the reason people buy official bodypillows and assorted merchandise.

>>87702819
It has joints. Are you blind?

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>>87702919
Figures usually don't have joints is the point he probably was making.

>>87702944
If im gonna hot glue it i still want to play with it and have tea partys with it while its drenched in my cum

>>87702952
Andy pls

>>87702644
Give her painted toenails and I just might be interested.

>>87702958
>not wanting a removable dress and painted nips

>>87703123
I assumed they were already part of the package.

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>>87702916
>which is half the reason people buy official bodypillows

>>87703145
Good point

>>87702724
I already own both comic releases but I went ahead and ordered Nickelodeon Pandemonium #1 just to see if it's got any different Beaks stuff in it.

>>87702803
WAIT!

THERE'S NO MERCH OF THIS?

>>87702644
Does bluray count?
Seriously, I want some fucking blurays again.

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>Most popular show on CN and one of the most popular shows on tv
>Huge fanbase
>Been on for 4 seasons now
>only has god damned funkypop figures
Legitimately what the actual fuck? I do not understand how you can fuck up this badly. They have iconic weapons to go along with action figures even.

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>>87703689
Oh, apparently it does. Good.

>generally avoid getting into any trouble.

Welp.

>>87703769
Funko must give pretty good blowjobs because they've got every license in history.

>>87703769
App games?

>>87702644
we get it, you're a pedophile, shit

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>>87702916
>which is half the reason people buy official bodypillows.

That is not remotely the case

>>87703769
>Rejects many good pilots
>constantly fucks up their scheduling
>imposes hiatus in everything
>doesn't get any merch out of absolutely anything except AT

How the fuck does CN stay profitable?
Oh, that's right TTG

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We all know.

>>87703769
Fuck off, walk into any hot topic and open your fucking eyes or go to WeLoveFine
Hats, shirts, dresses, jewelry, what more do you fucking want

>>87702944
That's just statueshit.

>shit post merch

>>87702916
If an American company sold lascivious merchandise of an underage character that show would be buried so fucking deeply in the ground, that even the wikipedia article would be destroyed.
This isn't Japan, creep.

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It needed it a year ago 2bh

>>87704854
It's not so much the US as it is about Canada.

>>87704705
He wants to support the show by buying official merch.

>>87703884
>Still no Pokemon
Why live

>>87705016
Hot Topic and WeLoveFine shit is still official merch. They wouldn't get away with it if it wasn't.

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>>87704854
I always forget how hung up americans are about sex.

>>87702644
If she does get a figure, don't expect it to look like an anime figure.

>>87702644
Why is the loud house so popular?

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>>87702644
Literully nothing. God-tier graphic style and nothing used.

>>87705302
that gave me an abstract boner

>>87705302
It's less about morals and more about litigious viewers.

>>87703884
Yet we can't get Pops of Loud House, Gravity Falls, or MST3K.

>>87704174
Its a cartoon voiced by a 40yr old milf. Fuck off.

>>87703769
>>87703884
Other companys are makingn good minifigs and plush. So if you want steven interacting with muscle figures or legos, your in luck.

>>87704854
Thats why our lewd loli waifus need to be shoved into the throats of prudish amerifats. I fucking hate this country.

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>>87704705
>>87705241
We want toys faggot

>>87703718
No retailers wanted to carry toys for this show after how badly the Ryan Reynolds movie had done, a shame since the show was really good, like a less sporadic B:tas in terms of quality.

>>87703718
I know there were prototypes made. Weve seen the kilowog and zilos zox figures. Im sure theres an entire wave of sculpts we havent seen
>>87709970
I didnt know that was the reason.

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>No figures
>No Detroit Deluxe/Morotcity landscape sets
>No Burners' weapons as toys
>No 'Motorcity' Hot Wheels toys and car tracks
>No remote control Mutt
>No Detroit Deluxe Marshmallow Cubes for Halloween


For fucks sake, Disney...