>You're a credit to your people, boy

>>87697050
>Uh... thanks?

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>>87697050
>Every DC team has "Le Stoic Upright Black Person" standing in the background

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>>87697185
Can you spot the afro-American on this team?

Could you not at least wait a couple days before making this thread again?

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>>87697050
>Y-you too

>>87697263
Dr. Fate?

>>87697263
sandman could be black
>>87697297
you can see his neck is white

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>>87697050
>The classic, iconic Justice League

Ever notice how almost all the comic and cartoon low life street thugs who rob people in Gotham alleys and gang up on people at night are white, but in real life they are all black?

>>87697379
Gotham City is not real

>>87697379
Alex Ross made them the Cosby Kids that one time.
I bet editorial never realized it.

>>87697263
>Spectre and wildcat on the same team.

>>87697379
There are like 5 black people in Gotham City
They would be nervous as fuck in a dark alleyway.

>>87697454
Timber Wolf and Mon-El on the same team.

>>87697426
But it is based on real cities.
New York and Chicago particularly.

>>87697480
Batman and Sandman on the same team.

>>87697483
Again, Gotham has less than a half-dozen blacks in it.
If one of them mugged someone, they police could put the entire black population in the lineup.

>>87697050
could they get away with this today?

>>87697379
There's been plenty of black thugs in DC animated shows, as well as games like the Arkham series.

>>87697735
>>87697735
>There's been plenty of black thugs in DC animated shows,
proofs?
>as well as games like the Arkham series.
No one cares about vidya.

>>87697764
Yous tarted this conversation faggot, you post all the white thugs.

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>>87697735
>Even in Vidya it's just "that one black guy, cuz we ain't raciss".

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>>87697788

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>>87697864
>Being that one black guy in the all-white street gang
>>87697788
what now, faggort?

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>>87697379

>tfw if Batman were real everyone would think he was racist and Black Lives Matter would start riots until the police intervened and arrested him

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>>87697316
Why doesn't J'onn just take the role of the black guy on the JL?

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>>87697955
see
>>87697934
Batman is white-on-white violence.
Gotham's five black people are all model citizens.

>>87697998

But if Batman were real and lived in a real city like Detroit he would be seen as racist.

>>87697959
>Two Green Lanterns.
Why don't they just make a good Black Super Hero?
Or give the role to Black Lightning? Everyone likes Black Lightning.

>>87697050
He said son.

>>87697959
>Let's have the green Martian put on black face
Even WB isn't quite that stupid.
And having a non-autistic Superman who solved dilemmas without punching everything to wreckage would destroy the team vibe.

>>87697955

Imagione if Bruce Wayne ran for President. It would be like Trump

>Womanizing Scumabg who got a small inheritance loan from his dead Daddy says he's going to make America great again.

>>87698022
Real billionaires don't dress up as bats to fight street crime, Anon.

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>>87698084

He's just missing the dressing up as a bat part.

>>87697316
>Shazam will never get the respect he deserves
>No ongoing
>Doesn't even get to appear in the background of pictures like this
Fuck Cyborg.

>>87698115
>a big guy with a big bat
for you?

>>87698039
Im positive he said,
>"You're alright for a colored"

>>87697959
No one cares about Martian Jobshunter.

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>>87698143
Jesus it never ends

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>>87698191

Baneposting is one of the fundamental elements of the universe.

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>>87697955
Batman is clearly racist, look at this: him telling a black guy to get over it when he is a rich white billionaire

>>87698353
I think he saves him in this issue and hires him to inflate the tires on the Batmobile (State minimum wage of course).

>>87698084
Tha's exactly what I would do if I became a billionaire.
I mean, it's not like shitposting would have the same thrill to it as it does now.

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>>87698411

>>87698420

>using your billions to fight crime
>not pioneering an outpost on Mars

This is one of my favorite episodes

>>87698191
STOP POSTING THAT GIF

>>87698420
You'd be dead the first night you step out to fight crime.

>>87698461
I can send the criminal to mars and beat them up in low gravity.
Maybe film it and turn it into a gameshow where prisoners try to escape the martian Batman.

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>Everyone living under the ocean is white

>First black to master Submarine technology tries to steal everything.

>>87698509
Well I live in a high crime zone and I haven't died yet thanks to Daddy's money, I'd say I'm adept at mimicking Bruce Wayne already.
:^)

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>>87697379
>people leave out the movies whenever they bring this up

>>87698540

He was a high ranking white collar mob criminal. We're talking about how in real life the majority of mundane street crime would be committed by poor blacks.

>>87698509
Also, quit the fucking bullshit, you're taking things seriously.
Plus you're a fucking moron, my country has absurd rates of vigilantism and basically our entire police force works a side job as a vigilante, criminal, militiaman or as corporate security.
If anything you underestimare how crazy people can be because you're some american white faggot.

Please stop being such a bitch.

>>87698581

>my country has absurd rates of vigilantism

Philippines? Is it true you can kill drug dealers without fear of legal repercussions there?

>>87698540
These are guys in expensive suits, not alleyway muggers, as the post you are quoting suggested.

>>87697955
SJWs already hate Batman. Look up the Kotaku review of Arkham VR

>>87697955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l1PMVvfjDM

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>>87698540
Hey, it's the ferry scene in that same movie, notice anything?

>>87698679
9 out of 10 of the prisoners on that ferry were not Black.

>>87698603
Not phillipines. It doesn't have government approval.
People are insane though, I mean, have you ever heard of a manager having to control his employees (all of which are armed) by threatening to kill them all if they don't stop trying to lynch another employee, after a failed robbery attempted resulted in an argument between them? The dark side of security in the third world.

>No legal repercussion
Consider that Duterte sponsors assassins, I'd guess as much.

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>>87698603
>>87698736

>tfw you will never be filipino and get to be irl Punisher

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>>87698679
There were a total of 2 black people on the other ferry, one of which was Le Stoic Military Guy.

Gotham is a very very white city. Rich people don't ride ferries, btw.

>>87698762
They ARE the most powerful race

>>87698762
Well, you could be a bounty hunter of sorts. Only Philippines and some parts of America have that in play.

>>87698762
Just travel to the Philippines anon, on the off chance that you last more than a week trying to be Punisher you could just use the money from the dead guy's wallets to fly back. Murder-hobo-dom is near anon, all you need is a few grand then you'll be set!

>>87698778
>Joker starts monologuing'
>People realize other ferry is full of back inmates
>Prison ferry blows up mid-monologue
>Joker "......you people are all raciss."

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>>87698022

>>87698606
There weren't any allyway muggers white or otherwise except Joe Chill. Everyone else worked for someone else.

>>87697959
Why do you seriousLY want the Martian back on an already broken team. Get over it.

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>>87698540

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>>87698852
All of Joker's minions, and all of Scarecrow's drug dealers, were white of course.
Ra's had a lot of Arabs, as did Bane, which made sense.

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>>87698964

I thought the general problem that anons usually have is that they are never portrayed as antagonists. The League of shadows is portrayed as an multi-ethnic group, which some of you might scoff at, but I can see why in canon especially at this part of the trilogy where they're letting anyone in.

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>>87698995
>but I can see why in canon especially at this part of the trilogy where they're letting anyone in
Yes, because at this point in the series they are symbolic of all the non-white Poorz invading Wall Street and threatening rich (white) people's well-deserved profits, and Batman has to sweep in with the almost-entirely-white Police to save the day.

Previous to this ham-handed analogy, the League were all shown to be white or very white Arabs.

>>87698420
Fuck that, I will hire someone else to fight crime. I have not problem financing someone, but I don't think I can't stop any crime even with billions.

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>>87699226
>hiring

>>87698515
Truly he was a Martian Manhunter

>>87698881
Is it just me, or has no one seen the potential to cut that comic in half vertically to make a blow job joke.

>>87699764
Neither

>>87697864
black people don't like ICP

>>87699764
There's a reason the filename is "3 comics in 1".

>>87697225
Starman
>>87697311
Wesly Dodds is white.

>>87700138
Mother fucker. I need to start paying attention to file names again. I got so used to people naming them strings of numbers.

>>87697225
Isn't the dude behind Diana Cyborg?

>>87698140
He, Martian Manhunter, and Zatara need to get two other guys and make their own team. Maybe Hawkman and Green Arrow, I don't know.

>>87697225
Hawkman is so Egyptian he's a bird person. And Starman is made of space, the blackest of blacks.

>>87698675
>when casuals try to badmouth Batman
I was laughing, but not at his jokes.
:^)

>>87698535
>Why don't we call you White Fish?

>>87697316
Cyborg wasn't even in the DCAU at all, was he?

>>87700218
>Egyptian
We wuz kangs and sheit?

>>87700523
>Its a shame people haven't realized how boring batman is and come to the epiphany that deadpool is the best comic book character ever

Wew Lad.

>>87697185
>Tyroc was our only shot at a black member of the LoSH
>we got...that thing instead
Isn't he supposed to intentionally be shit though?

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>>87697050
>Tfw you will never be a credit to your people

>>87700847
Harley Quinn is way better.

>>87698762
>wanting to be filipino

>>87701355
Aren't they like the sand niggas of Asians?

>>87701371
more like the mexicans of Asia

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>>87701055
They've both got annoying fanbases, but Deadpool is the only one with dozens and dozens of good comics while Harley Quinn's popularity peaks in her Waypool knock-off.

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>>87698143
>it was proabably some chink with half a broom's stick

>>87700775
Neither was Barry or Hal, what's your point? And no that one joke scene doesn't really count for Hal.

>>87698143
>>87698115
>tfw you realize Trump was blessed by the Supreme All-Meme from the beginning
>tfw becoming president was all part of his plan
>tfw he's crashing the Democratic party with no survivors
>tfw he was the true big guy all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

>>87697050
No no, it was "I wouldn't lynch you negro"
But what did he mean by this?

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>>87698115
>"Mr. Trump," he said, aiming the camera at his benefactor.
>"Yes," Trump said, pulling on the lapels of his jacket.
>"Are you Batman?" the boy asked.
>"I am Batman," Trump said.
>The helicopter roared to life, causing another windstorm, hurling more dust at the people outside. William looked out the window, marveling at the power of the machine.
>Here was Trump's vantage point: a comfortable seat in the eye of the storm, a place to watch the rotor wash without messing up your hair. To William, this was the best moment of the whole ride. It felt just like a video game.
ABSOLUTLEY BASED

>>87701389

Can confirm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM

>>87698535
>>87700765
>white people founded atlantis as the most exclusive gated community

>>87698146

I just watched the episode. He said

>" You're leauges above the other niggers."

>>87700957
His origin was suppose to be serious; the old people running DC at the time had no idea how racist they were.

Grell designed the costume to be as stupid as possible.

>>87697316
I just noticed that the background of this has Hawkman, Green Arrow, Atom, and Black Canary, who are all classic additions to the League in the 60's.

But then also Element Woman and Deadman(?) for some reason?

And GA has his goatee that he lacked in the New 52 series, and of course Atom did not even show up at all in the New 52.

So I'm going to take this as more evidence that they had no idea what the fuck they were doing with the New 52 and Lee just wanted to get his shitty Justice League movie pitch comic out as fast as possible.

>>87698816
He'd have to rob about 3,000 people to get enough for a flight back home.

>>87703129
Yes, this was the planned Justice League additions after the launch of the New 52 team. I think the white haired woman was called Lady Luck or MIss Fortune or something. Also they might have said Atom was Ryan Choi but he looks a lot like Ray.

Either way none of this happened.

>>87697959
You've never gotten laid, have you?

>>87698078
Except Wayne Enterprises actually makes a profit without doing shady shit, beyond supporting Batman anyway, and I'm sure Bruce would actually release his plans instead of saying "We're going to do X and have Y pay for it" and leaving it at that.

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Perhaps you haven't heard. But in Seaboard City, being a nigger doesn't pay

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>>87698115
>45th st.

>>87698115
>"A lot of people were surprised that he got out to see what was happening," Romeo said, adding that the bat-wielder ran off just before Trump actually appeared and that Trump, "just looked around and went back into his limo."

>>87700957
They had Jacques the snoozefest too.

>>87698736
No wonder my aunt tried to get out of that shithole as fast as possible

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>>87698029
My name WAS Supervolt. Black Lightning was Aquaman's idea - so I said, "well, maybe we should call you White Fish!"

>>87697050
Why do you feel the need to make the same thread every day?

>>87703952
What a racist bitch.

>>87697892
>Latinos
>all-white

Pick one

>>87698778
>Rich people don't ride ferries, btw.

You've clearly never been to NYC, ferries are expensive, avoid traffic, and are mostly for rich people.

>>87703513
I don't get it.

>>87704271
The Donald is our 45th president
>and meme magik is real

>>87704499
MORRISON!!!

>>87702114
That was Barry that raced Supes in Speed Demons.

>>87697379
welcome to safe-space comics

>>87697225
Why Hawkman is screaming?

>>87703441
fuck sake anon

>>87697316
Wonder Woman looks good with pants. The underwear was a step down but the new skirt is cool