>CANT WING THE PENGUIN Edition
Hey everyone! Welcome back to Season 3 of Gotham! Hopefully we won't get autosaged this season!
Tonight's Episode:
3.9: "The Executioner" (Nov 14th)-
>Gordon and Bullock become suspicious of Barnes, and comb through evidence of the murder at Lee and Mario's engagement party. Nygma goes to Penguin when he hasn't heard from Isabella (guest star Chelsea Spack). Meanwhile, Ivy reveals her identity to Selina and Bruce, but quickly leads them to trouble.
Streams:
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Our GCPD issued Pastebin is available here:
http://pastebin.com/G6iszJuZ
It's full of great stuff like our previous discussion threads, and social media accounts for our Gothamites.
By the way, DesuStorage fucking died over the summer, so some of the links have been changed; others might be lost permanently.
Penguin's Seasonal Body Counts:
Season 1: http://i.imgur.com/YcJuR7Y.png
Season 2: http://i.imgur.com/U8VjOQo.png
>>87692892
Where isn't there a picture of this without the crease?
>It's a Barnes episode.
>>87692900
I have this one. I saw a result in google with a huge looking one but it's cropped to just the face for a news article and no version of the large one on there.
>>87693004
That looks better.
Ah yes, before I forget:
3.10: "Time Bomb" (Nov 21st)-
>On the eve of their rehearsal dinner, a threat to Mario (guest star James Carpinello) and Lee (Morena Baccarin) is exposed, and Falcone (guest star John Doman) looks to Jim for help. Meanwhile, Nygma seeks revenge and Bruce learns more about The Court of Owls.
3.11: "Beware the Green-eyed Monster" (Nov 28th)-
>As the virus begins to spread in Gotham, the laboratory that is developing a cure is compromised. Mario and Gordon face off before the wedding, Selina meets an unexpected face and Barbara comes to Nygma with information about Isabella.
Gotham has listings for new episodes starting Jan 16th 2017 and one on Jan 23rd 2017. A "Winter Finale" is listed for Jan 30th 2017.
Twitter's telling me it's Cory Michael Smith's birthday.
>>87693631
>Nygma seeks revenge
>Barbara tells Nygma stuff about Isabella
Uh oh. Something's telling me that real shit is about to go down
Please don't kill Barnes...
GUIIIIILTYYYYYY~
Ha-Ha Time for Dredd Barnes
>>87693880
They gon kill Barnes before this season's out
time for Justice
>>87693880
He's going to die sooner or later. That much is obvious
Did he Barr or Barr-nes?
So who is going to end up killing Ed's girlfriend? Oswald or Eddie? Any guesses?
>>87694000
bad news m8
>>87694000
Penguin killed her last episode
>>87694000
Fish or Butch.
I like that they're not wasting anytime on the mystery of this
Get right in it
>>87694012
>>87694015
You're going to feel stupid in a minute.
>>87694023
It's a little blatant even for Gotham.
With all the illegal killings Gordon has done, seems awfully hypocritical for him to go after Barnes like this. Just let him have this.
>>87694000
Penguin had his spare Butch kill her last ep.
GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And where is Barnes?
Eh, just hanging around.
Barnes has been busy
He's gone full Dexter.
THE CRIME IS LIFE
Damn, Chiklis can really chew the scenery, can't he?
>he said it again
I AM THE LAW!
TONIGHT I AM THE LAW
What the fuck he escalated his vigilantism VERY quickly.
>>87694084
LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
I AM THE LAW
>>87694088
Alice
>didn't even give them enough slack to break their necks
ruthless as fuck
oh hey that douchebag councilman from Salem
Judge Dredd series when?
Not going to lie but I am digging these criminals' suits and shoes. Alligator shoes!
>an egyptian scarab
o shit we blue beetle nao
d-dom?
TELL ME YOU'RE SEEING THIS RIGHT NOW
Oh, hi Ivy.
This guy sounds like a younger Tim Curry
She's is absolutely nothing like Poison Ivy.
WHADDYA WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFFFFFFE?!?
>tfw ivy will never poison your dick
>You will never blow your load on Ivy's legs
>>87694131
>mind control pheromones
we getting there, just chill
SLUT IVY
>>87694131
Dunno, seems accurate to me.
I want to fuck ivy.
A-am i a pedo?
>>87694131
>She's is absolutely nothing like Poison Ivy.
Oh you.
>smashes him over the head with a vase
Jesus Ivy
Damn, Ivy's been studying some hardcore plants. Pretty smart for a kid.
Penguin what do you actually do as mayor?
Remember when people thought that casting an older actress was so they could sexualize a 14 year old, but Ivy hasn't been sexualized at all
>>87694152
This one's legal. It's as if a 14 year old was in a five year coma just without the time.
>her prepubescent mind doesn't realize that if she just whored herself out to the right people she would be made for life
truly Selina was an awful influence on her
>>87694152
The body is legal
Kringle 2.0 is alive, isn't she
Ozzie, you're a horrible bf
Well, she was a short lived character.
she's two face now!
What a two face
Aw shit, she really did die.
Honk honk ;_;
whelp there's the body
she be dead
Penguin a shit.
Oh damn, they actually killed her! I'm shocked.
Is Oswald the worst liar?
Ed knows.
HE KNOWS! RUN OSWALD IT'S A TRICK!
Can't believe there was absolutely nothing to her other than that she looked exactly like Kringle
>>87694222
Calendar Girl?
>>87694030
Nah feelin pretty good buddy.
>>87694235
Yes, he is and Ed knows.
>Ed hugs Penguin for once
Hnnngh
>tfw no hate-filled three way with Penguin, Ed and Kringle 2
fuck
>>87694228
>>87694230
She will be back.
>>87694244
>>87694235
>>87694245
he doesn't know
but he is gonna run his own forensics and will work it out
Has anyone been hypnotized these last three weeks? Jesus christ, someone throw me a bone.
At least Chart Gal can finally do something.
That file photo of hatter is fantastic.
There's going to be a Kringle 3.0
>>87694271
And confront Mayor Cobblepot, resulting in a heated argument which then turns into hate-fueled sex?
>>87694278
he's in jail no more hypnosis
>>87694283
That was his mugshot, believe it or not. I don't know why they let him pose like that.
>>87694015
Oh, now I remember. They cut the brake line. Thanks.
>>87694287
I hope they kill one every season now
>sugar
we've met him before I think
>>87694278
Ivy just kinda hypnotized someone
i love his little gun
>>87694287
That would be so weird. Even for Gotham. Though I still wouldn't put it past them. Though I am thinking a zombie Kringle is more likely.
Gordon's heading for trouble.
>This episode
GOTHAM NEEDS A HERO
BUT WHO?
oh I hope they don't kill Barnes just have him disappear like Fish and Strange
>>87694303
Nope. That was taken before he was arrested. We saw that same picture a few episodes ago.
>>87694287
Maybe we can keep bringing them in from other universes!
>>87694249
I know right? I was thinking that she would be a Plant for Butch or Fish...
>>87694343
Gotham doesn't need a hero
IT NEEDS THE LAW!
inb4 Barnes just gave Jim a faulty shotgun
I don't like the sound of this.
this car scene is getting kind of tense
I hope Barnes doesn't die. He was pretty noble.
You lyin' motherfucker.
This feels like The Shield now
inb4 Barnes rationalizes at the end and let's Jim kill or take him in.
There's something weird about this green screen movie they're driving past.
I love that 1970's police alarm light. It's so old school. The details in this show.
>>87694462
Me too.
But it ain't looking good.
>>87694462
If the real Barnes was here right now, he'd be having none of the other Barnes' shit.
>>87694462
remember the unwritten rule in Gotham
>you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
barnes calling gordon the fuck out
MY CITY SCREAMS.
I'm enjoying Paladin Barnes so far.
he's a clever man that Judge Barnes
>>87694478
Wrong color? Too bright? Gotham is usually dark and gray-blue.
Hey kid, wanna /ll/?
Its funny how she still acts like a kid.
But dat body, tho...
>she knows it's Ivy because she's a mooch
inb4 she tries to rob Wayne Manor
Oh I get it Barnes n Noble
kek cam is almost grown
Is Alice's blood still affecting Barnes, or is he just going Judge Punisher on his own mind?
Bruce wants some /ss/ action
>You do look nice
Fuckin' hell Bruce
Foot in Mouth Bruce
>like I know their names
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>you do look nice
>You do look nice
Oh Bruce
>>87694537
yes
hahaha my boy bruce fucked up
jesus fuck he hired mercenaries
WITH FUCKING CROSSBOWS
"You do look nice."
Stay out of it, Bruce. Just stay out of it.
>>87694537
Alice blood is long lasting apparently
Selina if you cleaned up your damn house you'd be living better than everyone in this thread.
I can watch these three all day,
Yo mama.
They're going to Narnia?
>>87694581
>these three
Which three?
>insulting the mother of the man who's pointing a gun at you
Gotham.
JESUS CHRIST BARNES
This man just got JUSTICE'D
>>87694595
Bruce, Selina, and Ivy
>>87694595
Bruce Selina and Ivy
>>87694599
Jesus has no place in JUSTICE
THE CRIME IS LIFE
THE SENTENCE IS DEATTHHHHHHH
Who the fuck using crossbows when trying to kill someone?
>But you're not innocent.
This show!
THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
>>87694595
Ivy's left tit, right tit and pussy.
Um, Barnes that isn't how being a cop works.
>>87694626
Vampire hunters.
>>87694644
no, it's how justice works
>>87694626
Everyone in Gotham is fucking weird, crossbows don't surprise me at all.
>>87694626
Crossbows are silent, and leave no ballistics.
>>87694626
saves on the cost of bullets, also very stealthy way to kill someone, no gunfire noise and all that
Usually I find the Jim Gordon Segments of the episodes the most boring but today's episode really switched that around
>>87694662
That's now how that works either!
>>87694644
It's how being the sort of cops Gotham needs works.
>>87694684
that sounds like guilty talk to me
>>87694666
Also, you can yank out the arrows after use. Leave no evidence behind.
>>87694681
Barnes saved Jim's segment in today's episode
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm the driver for a crime boss without realizing it on my first night. Will punisher kill me too?
>$1,000 dollars
jesus what a retard
Ten THOUSAND dollars...
>holds her pinky out
Ivy is a cheap whore confirmed
>fine. fine.
we're gonna be here a while
She is still a little girl after all I guess
Ivy having a Dr. Evil moment.
I don't think I like dumb slut Ivy
Get your doctorate bitch
>>87694712
depends if Frank decided to do proper research first or wasn't in the mood for all that and just goes on a rampage
Dude needs Loomis
>Hello darkness my old friend.
Oh shit he's going to find a clue.
>>87694681
>>87694703
Jim's segments are usually great, just as long as they're not focused on Romance
Though Barnes definitely helped.
He made him single, now how does he turn him gay?
TO THE RIDDLERMOBILE!
>that green tie
We full on riddler now boys
>Oswald puts him on the course to solve the murder he comitted
I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW
The look on Oswald's face. He is about to blow a gasket.
THE LAW
HE KEEPS SAYING IT
That's three.
that's one hell of a catchphrase mr. justice
I AM THE LAW
He's The Question!
Only Siths deal in absolute.
>I deal in absolutes
HE'S A SITH LORD
LAW!
He's Mr. A?
OH GOD HE'S A SITH
I don't know Gordon, Galavant was crazy powerful.
>>87694840
Real talk, I can never not laugh at that quote
>muh Lee
She's not even worth it.
Don't worry, Barnes. You can go to Arkham and they'll give a certificate of Sanity. It worked for Barbara, Eddie and Oswald.
That's some convenient bullshit.
Woo, tense.
Good stunt, Jim.
>>87694867
I mean the phrase itself IS AN ABSOLUTE!
>>87694870
Hugo Strange isn't there anymore
>I AM THE LAW
He's like some kind of Dreadful Judge.
>>87694869
She's the only sane/non-psychopathic woman in Gotham. That's pretty worth it.
>>87694884
Eddie got his without Strange.
You just have to bribe or threaten the warden.
>>87694876
The almighty power of deus ex machina.
>>87694884
Strange wasn't around when they gave Eddie his papers. It's just Arkham has a rubber stamp when it comes to sanity papers.
YOU'RE THE SITH LORDIf someone could shoop Gordon/Barnes heads onto this, that'd be awesome.
>>87694889
just wait there's still half a season or so left
>>87694888
Shut up Clark. Superman wold never make a joke that corny.
IT'S OVER BARNES! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
I just wanted a confirmation on the body before this lol
I feel like I forgot to update this in another episode. Was there a honking I forgot?
>>87694889
But the crazy ones are the best.
Those flowers are just gonna get run over
Are his blind eyes green? Is he The Spectre?
>Well she were dead after.
Eloquent.
Oh shit, it's detective riddler time.
HOW. ODD.
UH-OH
Detective Riddler on the case
NYGMA KNOWS
well then, I guess the mercs work for a third party
What is this Hardy Boys bullshit?
This is some scooby doo shit right here
>>87694700
So much for taking the arrows out.
And now Bruce has a mystery!
He's unriddling it!
>It's a everyone playing detective episode
FUCKING
OWLS
>>87694990
More like Batman Jr.
Lover's quarrel.
inb4 Alfred hits on Ivyinb4 Harvey does too
I miss loli Ivy. ;-;
>>87694959
Blind eyes are usually Blue.
Unless you're Toph
>Child Pepper will never hook up with Child Harley
Such a wasted opportunity.
DETECT BRUCE, DETECT
>>87695022
So he is The Spectre.
Is Alvarez the only cop other than Gordon and Bullock that don't get killed with every raid?
IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME
I can't wait to see this kid be Bats.
If he even does.
>>87695037
he has lasted a while hasn't he
>They won't believe me but the will believe you!
>What are you asking me
HMMM I DUNNO
Worst girl.
"I was like gone for an hour."
Come on, Harvey. You know that this is Gotham.
>>87695024
>Implying Harley will show up in this show
Implying Ivy won't become Barbara's new Love Interest
That was so dumb.
I want a Sprite.
>>87695084
Which part?
>>87694936
Nah he's been super lame this season.
I miss Bane Chick
And he locks the fucking door!
>>87695079
Man I can't wait to see the absolute lack of outcry for that
I honestly said "End of the line" out loud before Barnes. I watch too much television.
>>87695063
Who even is the "Best Girl" of this show?
Most of them are pretty shit to be honest
I checked out on Lethal Weapon second episode, wonder if it got better
>>87695099
>tfw drinking Sprite remix before the commercial came on
It's like they know.
>>87695132
i'd go with babs
>>87695102
He could've knocked him out with the fire extinguisher, instead he smashes his hand which did literally nothing.
>>87695124
Selina.
who else thinks Yung Brucie gonna make a great Batman once he grows up? Do you think it'll ever happen?
>>87695132
>Barbara
>Tabby
>Selina
>both Ivy
>Silver
>Ozzy's mom
Sorry your taste sucks
>>87695132
Barbara, Selina
>>87695132
/co/ seems pretty fond of Selina but she's honestly been kinda boring lately...
>>87695138
lethal weapon without mac and Dennis? Lame
>>87695132
Not sure, but Lee is definitely the worst.
>>87695158
Meant for >>87695132
>who has that kind of money and influence
IT'S BRUCE WAYNE, OF COURSE!
>>87695156
Eh, spur of the moment.
Yeah, ask the mechanic, Ed. He'll know.
>>87695166
>Ozzy's Mom
End of rine, Gordon.
Rine ends here.
_______________________________________________
>Oswald and Nygma will never hook up
Why can no one in Gotham be happy!?
>>87695150
>>87695166
>>87695169
>Barbara
Wow she's really come a long way since Season 1
JUSTICE?
>>87695231
she embraced the crazy
crossing the line aint so fun when you are the one who gets fucked over eh Barnes?
>it's a "someone threatens to kill Gordon but we know he wont die because MC plot armor immunity" episode
>And I'll whisper "no."
Nice shoulder block there Jim
AND NOW, YOUNG GORDON, YOU WILL DIE
Please let him live...
Barnes is probably based on Quincy Sharp now that I think about it
Oh, he mad.
GAZE UPON THE FACE OF THE LAW
I wanted to see him in The Judge outfit.
>>87695231
I know right?
Barbara Best Gril
>>87695286
Holy shit.
>>87695231
We all know Jim's red queen trip proves Barbara is his end game.
It's just a matter of when he gets depressed enough to crawl back to her
>>87695165
I really hope he does, but he may tire of the role.
This has been a very tame and slow episode. I need more weirdness. I need Butch's switch-a-roo hand. I need Fish's freaks. I need Alfred to punch some kids. I need Strange's scenery eating. I need Oswald to feel someone a relative of theirs.
>>87695345
Tame? You call this tame?
>>87695345
here's your implied /llss/ 3way
Why is Ivy such a fat pig now? She was anorexic as fuck as a kid.
Oh shit it's the Masketta Men!
Ivy is gonna go for that bat dick
These would make great black mask thugs
>>87695336
I've said this before, but the best thing about starting with a kid Bruce is that when the wanderlust inevitably comes you have a built in way to write him off with going out into the world to train
>>87695364
For Gotham? Yes. No one was thrown out of a window or from a roof. Tame.
Boco, your husbando is alive.
>she keeps articles of Bruce in he private secret box
such a Tsundere
>>87695329
To be honest I kinda hope he does.
Barbara easily became he most interesting Love Interest
And her and Jim's dynamic is a lot more fun now
>>87695381
Too bad Sionis is dead
OSWALD
I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
>>87694911
Anyone staying for Lucifer? I am.
Selina has a little box for Brucie. Bet she keeps their first condom in there too.
>>87694563
>Telling the girl you're with another girl looks nice right in front of her
There's dumb and there's that
>Eddie in the painting
LMAO
>very fragrant
Ha.
>>87695410
Awesome, m8, thanks.
>>87695398
>>87695398
?????? he hasn't even made it to the show yet.
>>87695419
>Selina
>using a condom on Bruce
>>87695413
Nah nigga I'm watching Mars on National Geographic
YES! BUTCH!
WHEN WILL BUTCH'S SUFFERING END?!
Butch gonna die
Penguin throwing Butch under the bus. Damn.
OSWALD PUT EDDIE IN HIS PAINTING! HOW CUTE!
AND HE THINKS BUTCH KILLED ISABELLA! HAHAHA
Aw, Ed don't be a fucking retard.
No man don't do this.
heh
>Oswald's face when he said Butch.
This is a deep hole we are spiraling down
>Ed can't pick up on Penguin's social cues that he's both in love and possessive as fuck, so he doesn't suspect Penguin
good times
"A very fragrant homeless man...."
Ew.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>87695449
Dude he was in season 1 and died in season 2 premier
Will the kill chart be updated?
Keep digging that hole Deeper Pengy
Butch didn't ask for all this shit. He just wanted to enjoy his life, beating up guys for Fish.
GEAR
Oh wow, he is The Judge.
GUILTY
THAT ENDING WAS AWESOME
GUILTY
>cribbing from the Judge episode
Huh.
OH BABY
ZE
COURT
OF
OWLS
oooooooo that guy with the mercs, he's the rusky from The Americans, was driving me crazy
>Riddler murder trap next week
YEEEESSSSSS
>>87695484
oh yeah I member
>>87695484
That was his father.
Barnes isn't gone forever, right?
>>87695449
His father was.
>>87695490
His problem was he stopped working or the mob and went to working for the crazy. Never work for the crazy when you are sane. You'll end up being brainwashed, losing a limb and on the lam.
>Gotham will Burn
If I had a nickel.
Chiklis is just the best!
>NGC
But I dont have cable..
Now for Lucifer...and his 5 female co-stars...
>>87695542
This is Gotham. So, of course not.
I feel bad for poor Butch.
By the way, whatever happened to Tabitha? Wasn't she on her way to rescue Butch last we saw her?
I wonder what they're doing now
Guess we'll find out next episode
That exploding car better not have had Falcone in it...
>>87695576
On her way? She did it at the end of that episode
>>87695571
I didn't realize there are some many women on this show. It doesn't play the usual GIRL POWER! show.
OY VEY
>>87695180
Made me chuckle.
Hah, so much for therapy.
>>87695601
Just makes for some lovely eye candy.
And damn man, that was a harsh murder, even for this show.
Shrink's face and little pen tapping. It's adorable.
that was pretty brutal for primetime network tv
>I broke my therapist
As someone who has been in mental institutions, that is sadly yet hilariously often
>>87695636
Saved by the douche
>I think I broke my therapist
Heh
>>87695601
Its a show about a sexy bad boy with a birtish accent of course its for women
>>87695645
Not really when you just got off of from Gotham. Stabbing is...quaint.
Will Barnes get an executioner costume?
Lucifer you goober why the fuck would you bury an angelic weapon?
Well fuck.
>>87695659
But it's Lucifer. The Devil.
Remember when Electrocutioner went full Magneto on Gotham, only to be foiled by Gordon with a cup of water?
I think that's the point where the show changed for the better.
>>87695601
My main complaint, like with most shows where the main characters name is in the title is.
There are too many fucking people on the show, focus on the titular character god damn it...
>>87695685
Should have put it in a gun safe. Or in the ocean..... Smelted it. Could you have smelted it?
>>87695685
where else is he going to hide an angelic nuke? I mean even his wings got stolen and those were well hidden
>>87695714
Yeah, thats when it embraced the camp.
>>87695682
Don't batman villains always look better without the full on costume, but instead succeed just with color coordination of suits and keen accessorizing?
>>87695714
>stops Electrocutioner
>disarms bombs
that glass of water is the true hero of Gotham
Did they just imply Azrael is a woman?
inb4 she wants to take him to church
>>87695793
Azrael is a she in here, yeah.
>>87695804
hopefully he doesn't end up banging his niece
>>87695722
keep it in his moderately secure penthouse that also houses a handful of other celestial beings to guard it?
Is that Zyzz
>>87695833
His niece?
>>87695854
That forensic tech's name is Emily.
>>87695817
Hot.
And speaking of hot, nice yoga instructor. Downward dog...
"The Glory Hole."
"The Glory...Way."
I'm 12 and that made me laugh.
Hnh, she's jealous.
>>87695864
Ella*
And of course it was Mom.
Pomegranate paintings in the background.
In Greek mythology pomegranate was the fruit of the dead. A not so subtle hint?
>>87695955
Symbolism!
wow what a chaotic bitch
Dan. Dan, please. Focus here.
Brother Blood please
>>87696033
now we get more impressions
Jealous pining Chloe is making my dick like diamonds
You would think Lucifer would be a lefty being all "sinister" and all.
>angel spaghetti
>>87696074
Hey, not all lefties are evil
>>87696087
Damned bleeding heart liberals! They're all evil!
CORPSE PARTY
I said "Go limp", but this is ridiculous!
I wonder why Lucifer has a Welsh accent while no one else, heaven or hell has one. They all have American accents.
>>87696106
I think he meant left handed people.
Yikes
Lucifer is hitting that second season magic
>>87696120
Yep. The Latin word for left handed also means "sinister."
>>87696133
The entire soundtrack for this episode should be drowning pool
>>87696120
Damned left-handed people! They don't vote how I want them to!
>>87696118
Maybe he is possessing a British corpse?
>Bones is STILL going on
>>87696113
It's a deadman's party. Who could ask for more? Everybody's coming. Leave your body at the door!
dying
>yoga massacre 2016
>>87696155
Oh my lord this recreation scene, why can't this show be every procedural
>>87696156
Bones and Supernatural are having a contest to see who can outlast the other one. Twelve seasons so far.
>>87696192
Well, if Supernatural can come back next fall it wins by default.
>>87696182
Coming to SyFy soon. Starring Tori Spelling.
>>87696192
It's the final season of Bones
>>87696210
it got contract for 2 more years
awfully convenient that the victims were part of a cult
>death confirmed as a woman
>>87696222
Then congrats Supernatural, I hereby dub thee the winner.
And ha, the therapist being demon-obsessed is funny. And relateable.
>it's a role reversal episode
>>87696210
Thirteen seasons for a show about the supernatural would be fitting.
"The Angel of Death is a chick."
Death as an Endless is a chick. And if she showed up on this show, I would be so happy.
>Spice girl references
Am I still in Gotham time?
>Tell me what you want, what you really really want...
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna...
>>87696251
>implying it isnt time for poptarts
I wonder what Lucifer's favorite Spice Girl is.
>>87696255
>And if she showed up on this show, I would be so happy.
Only if she is appropriately goth.
Ruh roh.
>>87696316
Well his secret is slipping out even faster this seasons than last.
Soon the whole cast is going to know.
>>87696255
Helloooo...
>>87696303
Super cute, petite Goth girl, please, thank you.
>>87696303
She's going to be bright and bubbly.
>The Mick
Sons of Tucson 2.0.
>>87696330
The only non-supernatural person who knows that he is actual Lucifer and believes he is Doc. Everyone else thinks he is nuts or one of those Hollywood types.
Is Ella really short or is Tom Ellis super tall?
>I wish she got some Asian Batman dick back on Rush Hour
>>87696389
Maze, and his brother/mother know.
only two that don't know are Dan/chloe
even the daughter thinks he might be what he is saying he is
>>87696330
just as well, characters with secrets are silly and create needless drama
>>87696417
Both. He's 6'3" and she is not by alot.
>>87696425
>Maze, and his brother/mother know.
Well duh. They're celestial too.
So, we're gonna get to SEE Azrael, right?
>it's a rape episode
BROTHER BLOOD NO
AWWWWWWW fuck...
crap crap crap
No, not Dan!
>>87696430
That's not really an acceptable secret to have spread around.
>>87696456
hopefully she is a big breasted lady of killing things.
This show loves casting pretty ladies.
>devil will get smited over pudding
it's like Gaiman was writing this himself
>BECAUSE IT WAS LABELLED!
Yessss...embrace the camp...
>Because it was labeled!
Fuck it, give him the emmy.
>>87696570
Now THIS is comic books.
Turns out Dan isn't that much of a douche after all.
>>87695804
Holy shit that was prescient
>>87695804
Wow, good call.
>>87695804
called it
>>87695804
you called it!
>comparing Trump to some of the worst monsters in history
Aaaaaand you had to ruin one of my favorite shows for me Fox.
So how many angels are there?
>>87696706
probably a lot
>>87696686
It's joke. Relax.
>>87696706
>the blade starts on hellfire
uh oh, that previewChloe versus Mum
How come Angel blades in these shows/movies are always so short. I want a badass long sword.
Oh, shit. MILF demon vs cute cop.
Hm. Think they'll ever have the balls to show The Big G?
wew lads
hope i'll see you next week if family don't take too much time
time to catch up on Supergirl
>>87696706
if it goes by the bible there is a set number
if it goes by how many times god fucked Lucy's mom, who can say
>>87696768
Kinda doubt it.
>>87696768
>God, as played byClancy Brown
>>87696829
Truly, a casting decision made in Heaven.
>>87692892
fuck the janitors, Gotham is best show
For now on can we call this gotham/Lucifer talkback?
Is this when we post pictures of Cat?
>>87692892
>>87693004
Who is he running against for mayor?
>>87699176
>30 posts till bump limit
Go ahead, not like anyone will be around to see it
>>87694462
>Barnes & Noble
>>87695132
Babs.
>>87695329
Well he's gonna name his daughter after her.
Or chose to adopt a Barbara to "redeem" her memory.
>>87692892
I'm glad Bruce is already using one of his most infamous powers, money.
>>87694183
Its not like the previous mayor did anythinhg
>>87695020
silver > anyone else
>>87695132
Silver, hope she comes back
>>87695465
I have a feeling he knows Oswald did it and is setting Oswald up
New Ivy is cute. CUTE!
>>87703173
>I have a feeling he knows Oswald did it and is setting Oswald up
I agree the same way he did Butch.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjRc5n78DU
>implying Barnes isn't right
>tfw no camren gf
>>87699176
Is there a reason you haven't started Catposting yet?