UPCOMING DISNEY LIVE-ACTION MOVIES

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>Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins.

>Ava DuVarney's A WRINKLE IN TIME, starring Chris Pine and Oprah Winfrey.

>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling.

>James Ponsoldt's WILD CITY, a fantastical family drama.

>James Bobin's TRIBYVILLE, a period musical comedy.

>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

>James Mangold's CAPTAIN NEMO

>Jon Turteltaub's IT'S A SMALL WORLD

>Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

>Lasse Hallstrom's THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS

>OLIVER TWIST, a reimagining of the classic story starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

>HAPPILY EVER AFTER, a comedy about a fairy tale couple going through marital problems, tentatively starring Reese Witherspoon.

>THE WATER MAN, a musical drama about a boy and his father who must mend their strained relationship to find a magical man known as "The Water Man", who can cure the boy's mother from a terminal illness. Tentatively starring David Oyelowo and Oprah Winfrey.

>JUNGLE CRUISE, about a rugged adventurer who leads a group of scientists down a perilous river to retrieve a rare flower that can cure diseases, tentatively starring Dwayne Johnson.

>SPLASH, a genderswapped remake starring Channing Tatum as a Merman and Jillian Bell a the human he falls in love with.

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>Mark Waters's MAGIC CAMP, about a banker who returns to a magic camp he attended as a child to reclaim a prize that eluded him, starring Adam Devine and Gillian Jacobs.

>DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, a family comedy about a workholic NYPD detective who receives help from Santa Claus to reconnect with his son, starring Kevin Hart as Santa.

>ROCKETEERS, a sequel/spin-off of the original movie centered on a young woman who adopts the mantle of Rocketeer, mentored by an elderly Cliff Secord, to prevent the jetpack technology from falling into the wrong hands during the Cold War.

>NOTTINGHAM & HOOD, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque buddy cop movie centered on Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham.

>DELILAH DIRK, a "female-oriented Indiana Jones" movie about a young adventuress and treasure hunter.

>DR. Q, no director attached, a real-life story about an immigrant farmworker who manages to put himself through medical school and become an acclaimed neurosurgeon

>DON QUIXOTE, no director attached, produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.

>SKY HIGH 2, no director attached.

>INSPECTOR GADGET, no director attached.

>THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, no director attached, a "The Black Cauldron" sequel/spin-off about a young stable boy who must protect the kingdom from an army raised by the sinister Horned King.

>>87691501
THE.

RIDE.

NEVER.

ENDS.

>>87691427
Some of these are jokes, right?

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>>87691427
>Tim Burton' DUMBO.
pls be real

>>87691427
>>87691474
>live-action Chernabog
>live-action Horned King
ok, I'm listening (they will be CGI, but still)

Member' when Disney made 2D theatrical films with artistic integrity and effort and didn't just churn out live action shit and soulless 3D garbage?
I member

>>87691628
Wouldn't that make you like 80 or something?

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>>87691628
Member when Walt Disney broke down crying when Fantasia didn't too well at the box office because he knew that animation will never be treated as a serious art form?
I member

>>87691680
I was around for a few movies you may have heard of, Notre Dame, Treasure Planet, Lilo and Stitch.

>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.
Sounds good

>>87691716
Pretty sure they were doing live action around then.

>>87691474
>THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, no director attached, a "The Black Cauldron" sequel/spin-off about a young stable boy who must protect the kingdom from an army raised by the sinister Horned King.

this could be good actually desu

>>87691427
Oh good then /co/ can become even more like /tv/ 2: Tumblr edition

>>87691474
>>DON QUIXOTE

Aw yeah

>produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.

Oh no

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>>87691453
>It's a small world gets a film
>Journey Into Imagination doesnt.

>>87691474
HOLY FUCK HOW MANY OF THIS SHIT IS COMING OUT???

>>87691427
>Night On Bald Mountain
>The Black Cauldron sequel
Too good to be true

>>87691427
as someone who loves The Little Mermaid
i just want to see how the live action turns out

>>87691453
>Gary Marshall
but Gary Marshall is dead

>>87691453

>another Haunted Mansion film

JUST STOP

>>87691874
It needs to be animated. Something that goes nuts with medium blending.

Like using the comic as a starting off point, have the real world as a standard CG realm, Figment and the world of Imagination be 2D animation, and incorporate stop motion into a "Falling down the rabbit hole" sequence (set to Magic Journeys) and the Nightmare Nation. That or finally put the Paperman system to work in a full length feature.

A story about creativity just seems like a natural way of showcasing everything animation can do and we could really use something from Disney with Fantasia-level ambition again. Not to mention that live-action fantasy films just all look the goddamn same. And the last thing a Figment movie should look like is fucking Oz The Great and Powerful or Burtonland

>>87692109
Whole point of it is Del Toro wants to erase the Eddie Murphy shitstain from memory and do something that better captures the tone of the ride. Also, he started it as a means to prod Disney into bringing Hatbox Ghost back because he's a giant Mansion fanboy.

>>87692117
That idea sounds fucking glorious.

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>>87691427
>PRINCE CHARMING

Is this about the prince form Snow White, or the prince from Cinderella?

Also holy hell Disney why all the live action versions of 2D movies instead of focusing on making something new and original?

The Winnie the Pooh movie sounds nice though.

>>87692412
Cinderella. Snow White's Prince was only ever known as The Prince.

>>87692412
>new and original
do you hate making money or something

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>>87691453
>>SPLASH, a genderswapped remake starring Channing Tatum as a Merman and Jillian Bell a the human he falls in love with.

I'll love this if we get to hear him sing "Part Of Your World".

>>87691453
>>Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

YES.

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>>87691711
>Walt Disney broke down crying when Fantasia didn't too well at the box office because he knew that animation will never be treated as a serious art form?

Oh that's sad as fuck.
Someone needs to take over Disney and make more serious animation/make the company do more than just family oriented/kids movie and cartoons. (tfw this will never happen.)

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>>87691427

>>87692412
The one from Shrek

>>87692700
Get Jaime Lannister's actor on it and it would make gangbusters.

>>87691746
Yeah, I'd check it out. I loved Artemis Fowl as a kid. I should finish the series. Fell off the wagon after The Lost Colony or The Time Paradox. Whichever

>>87691846
Don't worry, the curse is strong.

>>87691797
Probably the only justified "Live action remake of an animated film".

>>87692846
Agreed, though I think Jungle Book justified its existence too with it's efforts to recapture the Kipling tone the original Disney movie lost. Also Christopher Walken as Louie.

>>87691427
>>Jon Favreau's THE LION KING

What could be more pointless? There aren't any humans who interact with the animals through movie magic. It's just redoing what's been done.

>>87691427
>>THE SWORD AND THE STONE, no director attached.

Extended human Hazel subplot when?

>>87692957
I personally think it banked more on nostalgia for the original movie.

But yeah Walken singing made it all worth it.
>>87692986
Anon.

There will be humans. I have no evidence and I don't have any insider info, but I know it will happen.

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>>87691427
>features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends

I'd better see some legal Human on Kangaroo action on /co drawfaqs.

>>87693025
>after Mufasa dies, Simba escapes from a hunter
>the same hunter comes back at the end and shoots Scar

>>87693061
Yup, or he's raised back to health by some human girl.

>>87691427
>>SNOW WHITE, no director attached.
>>ROSE RED, no director attached, spin-off about Snow White's long-lost sister.
>>PRINCE CHARMING, no director attached, spin-off about Prince Charming's adventures.

Wait...are they trying to make a fucking cinematic universe?

>>87693054
>features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends

Why does that sound like Seth McFarlane's Ted?

>>87691427
Mulan is the only one I'm interested in.

Potentially Night on Bald Mountain as well.

>>87693089
I think more Spielberg's Pan.

>>87693144
Oh no wait that was Hook.

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>>87691427
>WINNIE THE POOH, no director attached, features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends.
Let there be baseball

>>87691568
Elephants on Parade gonna fuck you up man. Damn I can only anticipate the utter Mindfuck that sequence is going to be.

I'm on board for that and also Porch Crows. Because Burton gives no shits to PC if it's accurate.

>>87693160
So fucking good.

>>87693025
It respects and homages the original movie, but gives it a little more weight. It feels close to what I imagine the original Bill Peet version was going to be, but with Lion King elements replacing the abandoned Buldeo subplot/third act.

>>87693100
Mulan capturing her own "Night on Bald Mountain" if you get my drift I'm sliding past.

Girls into sucking Pussy.

This has to be a troll.
This is like 15 years of movies.

They can't shit out more than 3-4 per year.

>>87693070
Kinky.

CGI is the logical progression of animation. If the animators back then had access to it they would've ignored 2D animation for it.

>>87693088
Well they're two princesses down.

Disney's live-action Snow White might have a tough time because Snow White and the Huntsman did the dark epic take and Mirror Mirror did the light breezy take recently.

But it's Disney.

>>87693167
Ends all Field of Dreams. Christopher Robin walks up to the mound. Pooh walks up to the plate.

Why must you do this Christopher?

Because silly old bear.

Christopher grips the ball.

All Dreams Must Die.

Ball comes screaming towards Pooh.

Oh Bother.

>Tim Burton' DUMBO.

>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN

What? Goth dumbo and crime action aladdin??

>>87693025
>>87693061
>>87693070
>Lion King has a Harambe cameo

>>87693371
>crime action aladdin
So, faithful to the original?

>>87693190
It's interesting. I actually have a little hope for the Winnie the Pooh movie as long as the CG 100 Acre Wood Animals don't look horrifying.
>>87693225
>Bill Peet

I just googled him. Interesting.

I wonder if they're going to dig up some ideas from the older Lion King drafts with the live action one.

>>87693371

Cave of Wonders sequence is going to be sick.

>>87691427
>Jon Favreau's THE LION KING
There are going to be human characters aren't there?

Do you think Eddie will be with his waifu?

>>87691427
> Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN

If that means Jafar will be Mark Strong, I'm all for it.

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>>87691453
i misread that as "trilbyville"
pic related

>>87693442
WHITEWASHING, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87693442
Entering a Non PC era so maybe skimpy Jasmine. Cut so low we get bone. Maybe a whiff of cleft.

>>87693486

lmao, Mark Strong plays arabs so well that he's said several time arabs fans can't wrap their head around the fact that he isn't one. The dude has some legit cred in that regard.

>>87691453
>>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling.
>JUNGLE CRUISE, about a rugged adventurer who leads a group of scientists down a perilous river to retrieve a rare flower that can cure diseases, tentatively starring Dwayne Johnson.

These had better be good and not as lackluster as Tomorrowland... It's such a shame that Pirates is the only successful movie based on the theme park attractions.

>>87693595
Nice.

>>87693676
Tomorrow Land was sloppy and too far up its own ass.

>>87691427
>>Tim Burton' DUMBO.

I GIVE UP

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>>87691474
>ROCKETEERS, a sequel/spin-off of the original movie centered on a young woman who adopts the mantle of Rocketeer
It's still happening. Disney is still doing their version of riri

>>87693676
>>87693855
Tomorrowland's problem was that the lore was more interesting then the actual movie and they deleted almost all the cool "Walt was in on it" stuff because Lindelof thought it made the movie "feel too much like a Disney movie".

>>87691568
>>87693177
Will it be in 3D?

>>87691427
>>87691453

Oh so we're getting OUAT but in movie version. Let's hope there's less Tumblr.

>>87691427
>>WINNIE THE POOH, no director attached, features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends.

This is gonna make me sad, isn't it?

>>87691427
>CHIP 'N DALE, no director attached.
Is this that Live Action Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers movie?

>>87693979
Make a Disney Movie NOT feel like a Disney Movie.

I feel bad for Brad Bird.

Course might have been that massive mismanagement that they finally let him do Incredibles 2 as an apology.

>>87692530
>I'll love this if we get to hear him sing "Part Of Your World".
"Splash" isn't a remake of The Little Mermaid, it's a remake of the first film Disney released under the Touchstone label:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_%28film%29

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>>87691427
>Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN
It's not going to be any fun without Robin Williams.

>>87691474
>DON QUIXOTE,

THE MAN OF LAMANCHA!

YES!

>>87691427
Any chance that James Earl Jones will return as Mufasa in the "live action" Lion King? He always played Darth Vader since that's the voice people associate with the character. Will a similar Principle Apply here?

Also, if the Lion King is a hit, I want to see Jon Favreau's The Lion King II Simba's Pride

>CHIP 'N DALE, no director attached.
IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO DO THE SAME MISTAKE THAT THE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS DID

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>>87691474
>DON QUIXOTE, no director attached, produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.

>>87691711
Let the fucker cry. He's the reason animation isn't a serious art form. He castrated it so that Disney could have a monopoly on animation and convinced an industry they'd fail without the backing of a multi million dollar company. Fuck him. Glad he died young.

>>87694406
It's specifically a Rescue Rangers reboot.

So if anything, it's the same mistake as that Guinea Pigs movie they did.

>>87691427
>>NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN, no director attached.
>
>WINNIE THE POOH, no director attached, features an adult Christopher Robin reconnecting with his old friends.
MUH

>>87691453
>>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling.
>>JUNGLE CRUISE, about a rugged adventurer who leads a group of scientists down a perilous river to retrieve a rare flower that can cure diseases, tentatively starring Dwayne Johnson.
now this would either be complete shit or actually good, i trust my totoro on this one, not sure about the other one, reminds me of journey2

>>87691474
>>ROCKETEERS, a sequel/spin-off of the original movie centered on a young woman who adopts the mantle of Rocketeer, mentored by an elderly Cliff Secord, to prevent the jetpack technology from falling into the wrong hands during the Cold War.
>>DELILAH DIRK, a "female-oriented Indiana Jones" movie about a young adventuress and treasure hunter.
im in for both of this shits
>>DON QUIXOTE, no director attached, produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.
JUST KILL MY HOPES AND DREAMS DISNEY
>
>THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, no director attached, a "The Black Cauldron" sequel/spin-off about a young stable boy who must protect the kingdom from an army raised by the sinister Horned King.
they surprisingly redeemed them self

>>87694593
To be fair, during his lifetime, all the competition was pretty mediocre.

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>>87691427
>>87691453
>>87691474
Half of these are either A. made up from some autistic wiki or B. just spitballed ideas that leaked out into the public that have a 75% chance of not getting past the drawing board.

You'd be surprised how many ideas movie studios go through that don't get far

>>87696614
Disney has officially announced all of these projects, guy. If they stall at one point is anyone's guess, but they're all real.

>>87696702
After the track record of Haunted Mansion, I have no faith in them to hold up to all of those

>>87691474

HOW THE FUCK HAS NO ONE GREENTEXTED

>starring Kevin Hart as Santa

>>87691427
>Tim Burton' DUMBO.
what the actual fuck

>>87696886
Honestly it just seems par for the course at this point.

>>87696886
That actually sounds funny

>OLIVER TWIST starring Ice Cube as Fagin

this one tho

>>87691427
I seriously hate Disney more than any other company in the world.

>night on Baldwin mountain


Holy fuck

>>87696886
y'all little nigglets betta keep yo bitch asses in line or you gonna be gettin coal up the motherfucking ass this christmas

>>87691628

Yeah, Lion King 1 1/2 will last for generations

so beautiful it made me cry

>>87691427
>>Tim Burton' DUMBO.
please be real, please please please be real

>>87691474
>>THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, no director attached, a "The Black Cauldron" sequel/spin-off about a young stable boy who must protect the kingdom from an army raised by the sinister Horned King.
>Not making Taran, Wanderer
faggotry of the highest order

>>87691427
>Tim Burton' DUMBO.
>Jon Favreau's THE LION KING
>CHIP 'N DALE, no director attached.

Uhhh, what?

>THE SWORD AND THE STONE, no director attached.
Hazelfags rejoice! Or despair

>>87697857
Dumbo kind of works, since the titular character is a freak and outcast.

People forget how utterly depressing the entire story was.

>>87693521
>Disney "No more slave Leia" Studios
>Skimpy anything

>>87691427
>ROSE RED, no director attached, spin-off about Snow White's long-lost sister.
>PRINCE CHARMING, no director attached, spin-off about Prince Charming's adventures.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins.
OH GOD WHY

>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.
I actually did want this one. This is long long overdue

>SKY HIGH 2
Okay I like Sky High but this is just stupid

When the fuck did Disney start seriously caring about their live action again?

They're trying to do a Disney Live-Action Cinematic Universe aren't they?

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>>87691427
Oh how I never wanted a Cruella movie. Especially after Maleficent

Also, you can't seriously think Emma Stone is going to be able to beat Glenn Close, come on son

Alright admit it, how many of you were just going to ignore the trailer until the piano started playing?

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>>87691619
>live-action Horned King

There is no WAY Disney will allow Horned King to be as scary as the original and we'll be lucky if Eilonwy even remains white

>>87698553
>we'll be lucky if Eilonwy even remains white.
W-what if she were blue skinned?

>>87698582
from asphyxiation?
hot.

>>87698601
No like, she were a mermaid.

>>87691453
>>SPLASH, a genderswapped remake starring Channing Tatum as a Merman and Jillian Bell a the human he falls in love with.

So it's fujobait?

>>87693855

Tomorrow Land was fucking awful.

>>87693893

That might be hilarious and the elephants on parade could be interesting but I honestly don't know if it would be good at all.

>>87693177
>Elephants on Parade gonna fuck you up man. Damn I can only anticipate the utter Mindfuck that sequence is going to be.

This. I hope it fucks me up.

>>87694231
>it's a remake of the first film Disney released under the Touchstone label:

...are they still gonna keep it under Touchstone or are they gonna have it fully under Disney? I'm a little disappointed now that I know it's a Touchstone movie, because if it's put directly under Disney instead it'll probably be more kid friendly.

>>87696886
>>starring Kevin Hart as Santa

Fucking Kevin Hart. I can't see this being good.

>>87691474
Man, I'm down for a Don Quixote movie but Johnny Depp needs to stay the fuck away. Almost all his recent movies have been complete and utter shit.

>>87691474
>SKY HIGH 2
MUH

>>87692412
>Also holy hell Disney why all the live action versions of 2D movies instead of focusing on making something new and original?
The obvious reason, money. These live action reboots/remakes are basically printing cash for them. The only way they'll stop is when it stops being profitable.

>>87698641
and drowned?

hot.

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>>87691427

I've seen this list a few times, but not the source.
Can someone post the source for this?

>>87693408
I think they'll be incredibly faithful to the characters. I have no doubt in my mind that the toys will be some 1990 issue of each character, and then when they're animated they're more like their usual animated selves.

>>87691427
>Genies
ROBIN WILLIAMS IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE

>>87699096
You can google each one if you want

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>>87691453
>Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins.
What was the point of even making this movie?

>>87691427
>>Tim Burton' DUMBO.
...
Mildly interested.

>DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, a family comedy about a workholic NYPD detective who receives help from Santa Claus to reconnect with his son, starring Kevin Hart as Santa I read kevin hart as kevin james and laughed my ass off. Hell remake the santa clause and have kevin james be the main character. CGI his fat away then just put him in the big red suit and let him walk around.

>>87700061
please let tim burton forced them to keep in the black analog crows.

>>87699972
CREAM

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>>87691474
>INSPECTOR GADGET, no director attached.
Since when has Inspector Gadget ever been relevant outside of the original series to warrant a reboot?

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No really, why?. Seems like all humanity run out of imagination. Is the internet to blame?.

>>87700521
Not the internet, blame social media sites and Google for selling information they gathered from our search histories, subscription/browser data to Disney market researchers, who than run the data through their models and coming to the conclusion that the majority of their targeted demographics WANT rehashes or re-imagining of old shit.

>>87696563

Not true. For film maybe, but for TV disney was always behind. Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry and other stuff had a lot of appeal and attention. They never tried to make shorts to elevate the art form. They all kind of did the same stuff.

>>87700521
It's not a lack of imagination, it's a lack of money. Films are huge risks and no one goes to the movies anymore so major companies only want to do hard established properties. And it's funnily an oroboros, part of the reason no one goes anymore is because tickets are so expensive but the high price are the only way anyone makes any money.
Eventually you'll just pay for a disney streaming service where they'll release most of their shit
Movie theatres will all become specialized like Alamo Drafthouse (and some other gimmicks I'm sure, a mystery science theatre thing where they have comedians do riffs on shit movies stuff like that)
However it is possible that in 15 years or so when a lot of this guard of old penny pinching executives and producers die/retire we'll see a new Renaissance like the one in the early 1970s

>>87691427
Great. Cruella de Ville with her eyes two feet apart.

>Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, tentatively starring Ryan Gosling.
I'm always down for more Del Totoro. I hope Doug Jones makes a cameo.

>Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
Cautiously optimistic here. I love the original film and enjoyed the novel.

>DELILAH DIRK, a "female-oriented Indiana Jones" movie about a young adventuress and treasure hunter.
Neat. The preview of the comic makes it seem like a fun adventure series.

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>>87691474
>>DON QUIXOTE, no director attached, produced by Johnny Depp with a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque feel.
>mfw
I'm not sure if I'd rather it gets made or it fails somehow and this becomes Johnny Depp's second Don Quixote failure.

>>87691427
the idea of Tink and a bunch of fairies gets me real hard

>>87691474
>DR. Q not DR. MCNINJA
why

>>87693088
dubs
Princess vs. Avengers
who wins?

>>87698553
The Horned King wasn't scary in the book. He was just a huge buff guy with a deer skull helmet.

>>87692429
No, Snow White's prince is either Florian or Ferdinand

>>87691474
>SKY HIGH 2
About fucking time

>SKY HIGH 2

But they're too old to be in high school and too young to have high school-age children.

What's it going to be about?

And I hope everyone one of these fail because fuck live action remakes that no one fucking wanted.

And spin offs work so well remember how well Huntsman did.

>>87702664
Shut up, tripfag

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>>87691474
>Rocketeers
Why are you faggots still going through with this?

Do we really need another Peter Pan movie?

>>87702680
You know its true. They all pale to the original except Jungle Book. It was pretty good would have casted other folks but i enjoyed it.
And you cant tell me you honestly think Emma Stone is a good casting choice for Crullea fucking de Vil.
Please. I hate these prestory shit they are doing. She loves animal fur and fashion what fucking backstory can you make out of that shit.

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>>87702401
he's still pretty scary

>>87698582
>W-what if she were blue skinned?

Just do The Neverending Story again and make Atreyu the right skin tone.

>>87702682
Hollywood loves Peter Pan and Robin Hood. Spec scripts about them always sell.

>>87698647
It's not fujoshi if it's a heterosexual relationship, dumbass

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>>87691453

>>Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

WHAT? WHAT?! WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS?! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>87691427
Come back Ron Perlman!

>>87701656
>TV
those were theatrical shorts, the fuck you talking about
>youngfags don't know about shorts and newsreel before your double feature matinee in a movie palace
Sad!

>>87693987
It will be stop-motion

>>87702642
College years? They'd be nearly done there too. Becoming teachers themselves at skyhigh? Mayne it's a new cast with some of the returning cast.

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>we'll never a live action Hunchback film based off the off-broadway version
It's the only one deserving of a film

>>87691568
He's been fucking almost everything up recently.


I was so disappointed that Ms Peregrine didn't even have a distinctive visual style, let alone a good plot.

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>>87703139
I hope it's good.

>Tfw they're gonna whitewash the fairy cop-fu

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>>87705083
Please no

>>87704949
Josh Brolin was reportedly eyed to play Quasimodo in an adaptation of the novel by Warner Bros a while ago.

please make it stop.

>>87693955
I don't care about that, I just hope that they do it while Alan Arkin is still alive because fuck you he needs to be in this.

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>>87693521
Meet your new Jasmine.

Kill me if this turns out to be true

>>87705788
And they better compose the soundtrack by locking Alan Silvestri in a room, have him listen to James Horner's soundtrack for the first movie on loop for at least three days straight, then let him rip.

>>87700521
Blame copyright/Disney.

The public domain well has basically dried up and nobody wants to make something original in fear of it being too similar to something else because of lawsuits. So everyone is just playing it safe with reboots, remakes and sequels.

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>>87691427
>>87691453
>>87691474

>>87706715
It has nothing to do with copyrights

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>>87701595
Nobody wanted this... not this. What a horrible conclusion this all came to.

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>>87704949

The world does not deserve such beauty.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIoxqM4loNw

>>87691453
>OLIVER TWIST, a reimagining of the classic story starring Ice Cube as Fagin.
You had me until this one

>>87691427
Why were they so lazy with the beast's costume? He was designed to be a clusterfuck of animals not a werewolf with horns. I especially don't like how he still has a human face

>Having the Jungle Cruise movie not starring a rag tag group of bumbling tour guides going on an adventure with the rugged explorer with humor in the style of Airplane!/Naked Gun.

It's gonna be shit.

>>87708670
I'll take Skipper The Rock in a 1930s period setting over the original "Tim Allen taking Tom Hanks's family into the jungle" version of the plot any day.

>>87701595

It's really very true. People want the thing they like again and again. We see it every day on here with people bitching about Civil War not having Captain America die by Crossbones like "muh comics" or how they need to reboot transformers and do a direct adaptation of the original G1 episodes. Or so on... As many people that bitch and moan over reboots and remakes, you have as many people clamoring for "shot for shot" adaptations of what they already have in one form.

I don't get it cause it's not what I want. I see Harry Potter fans demanding a reboot, people saying the only thing ASM2 got "right" was killing Gwen Stacy, it's just utter insanity to me they hold their original work like a damn bible. That quality of the product isn't important. Originality certainly isn't either. As long as the moments and things they remember from it are translated to trigger their nostalgia, they're happy....though apparently, ideally, it'd be exactly the same only animated, or live action or what have you for that rehash. It's why some people loved Star Wars episode 7 and some did not.