Jim Starlin attacked by nefarious soda-machine

>>87668663
On the plus side, 2016 only maimed him on its way out instead of just outright killing him

>>87668663
Haha. Not this time, Stan.

>>87668663
I'm really looking forward to Marvel's next miniseries, "Thanos vs the EVIL corporate Soda Machine"

>>87668663
Hot damn he got fucked up.

>>87668728
>we've got it all! red cola, blue cola, green cola, even clear cola!

>but it's all the same thing! how can you justify this?! it's madness!

>>87668663
>creator demands royalties from Marvel Studios
>gets involved in weird accident
Hmmm...

Jesus, that's pretty bad.

Hope he makes a speedy recovery.

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>>87668728
TO USE THIS MACHINE... IS TO COURT DEATH

>>87668728
I kinda want this.

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>>87668774

>>87668663


Getting your cornea scratched is no joke. I hope his vision fully recovers.

>>87668663
Jesus, I'm just glad he's alive. I don't know if I'd be able to take another death of someone I respect in this clusterfuck of a year.

>>87668728
>Thanos vs. Luke Cage mini
>it's actually about Luke and Thanos teaming up against a cosmic soda machine

>>87668663
I always thought those things were a scam.

>>87669435
>a cosmic soda machine that belongs to Galactus and which makes delicious planet soda
Fixed.

>>87669417
On the other hand, death by exploding soda is a funny was to go. Even more so if it's someone who's made a name for themselves instead of a random nobody.

>buying a shitty sodastream instead of just getting a bottle of coke
This is how you identify stupid people

>>87668663
Was the Soda Stream wearing a MAGA cap

>>87669435
Ive seen this meme a few places, and it's completely nonsensical, but that comic sounds HILARIOUS.

>>87670309
Did it say something about Jason Aaron's Thanos being better?

>>87669731
Sometimes you just want to carbonate your enema water

>>87668663

>accident


yeah... right, what is Stan Lee alibi now?

Lawsuit

>>87668663
BEEBOP COLA
OH YEAH

>>87668663
GOAT filename, how has this gem.gone unnoticed

>>87673124
Because too obscure a reference?

>soda machine
I think anyone that owns one deserves it blowing up in their face

>>87673158
Has this place become this plagued by casuals that Starlin's bar would be unfamiliar to those posting in a Starlin thread?

AND I SAY TO MYSELF... I NEED EXACT CHANGE!

>>87673403
OK, I'll try. DnA's cosmic Marvel?

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>In 1998, SodaStream was bought by Soda-Club, an Israeli company founded in 1991 by Peter Wiseburgh, who from 1978 to 1991 had been Israel's exclusive distributor for SodaStream, creating the world's largest home carbonation systems supplier.[4][28]

>>87668663
How dos that shit work, exactly?

>>87673467
Starlin's bar is a reoccurring location seen throughout Starlin's cosmic stories and is referenced and seen in other writers work as well. I believe it was the bar used in GOTG film, gotta check though.

>>87673630
either a directional valve or a pressure limiting valve fucked up, and the soda container which is most probably not designed to withstand pressure levels of several megapascals exploded

>>87668663

It is exact change you piece of crap!

>>87668725
So his ploy against Starlin narrowly failed... Who will he target next? Englehart? Claremont? What's left of Bill Mantlo?

>>87670309
>>87668663

>SodaStream is an Israeli drinks company that is best known for being the maker of the consumer home carbonation product of the same name.[3][4]

>SodaStream is an Israeli drinks company

>SodaStream

> Israeli drinks company

>SodaStream

>Israel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SodaStream

You fuckers have no idea how deep this goes.

(and preemptively... no I am not serious, if my tongue were any deeper in cheek I'd taste my own asshole)

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Mfw Sodastream is made in Isreal.
Mfw the jews nearly killed Jim.

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You know if this fucks up his drawing he could sue them.

>>87674855

He's left handed

>>87668663

how the fuck do you sit there at watch the fucker fill up enough to blow?

>>87668663

Shit. I have one of those gadgets. Should I throw it away?

>>87675992
It seems to be a common problem

>>87675566

its a gas, fuckwit, you can't bloody see it.

>>87675992
dont
if you throw it away and it somehow explodes in the trash you could be labeled a terrorist just give it to the old folks home

>>87668663
Congrats Starlin, it tried to claim another but you beat 2016

>>87677447
>implying
2016 still has a month or more left anon

>>87671834
BA BOO BEE BOO BA BOO BEE BOO BAA BOO BOW

>>87677472
So it's Final Destination rules then

>>87675566
>pumped CO2 into the bottle
Are you retarded?

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>>87668663
Starlin, you fool. How could you have overlooked this? Soda water is one of the favored weapons of the clown!

>>87668663
Jesus that blood spray