>Everything special about you came out of your wallet

and ninja training, and prison rape

>>87637629
angry Hillary supporter detected

>>87637629

>"Alright Clark, that one hurt my feelings. I want an apology."

>>87637629
Everytime I see this pic, I think they're about to kiss.

>>87637640
That was funded with money though.

>>87637640

>prison rape

Lex pls, Bruce will never violate your boypussy

>>87637698
He paid a guy to rape him? That's pretty hardcore dude

>>87637695

The movie was pretty gay, to be honest.

>>87637791

Every Snyder movie is hilariously homoerotic.

>>87637791
>>87637695
>>87637833
>faggots have sex on the brain 24/7 and project their degeneracy onto comic book movies

MAGA

>>87637847

The Crossfit training sequence was gayer then most porn I've watched. The camera lovingly caressed every inch of Batflack's rippling muscled body, it was like something out of MacGruber.

>>87637872
>gayer then most porn I've watched

I don't know about you, but all the porn I watch is straight or lesbian, so "gayer than most porn I watch" doesn't mean much

>>87637872
t. guy who's never seen an 80's movie

begone degenerate

To be fair, Joe Chill payed for the bullets

>>87637833

It's like... it was way more than the tense moments between them and the whole context of Superman and Batman being frustrated with one another or unable to restrain their emotions when close to each other, but also the whole deal with Batman later pretty much putting Superman on a pedestal as if he had found a new daddy.

>>87637897
wew lad
you guys are sick sick sick

>>87637891

And people have made fun of 80's movies for being homoerotic for decades.

>>87637922
But they weren't.
Your brain is just over sexed.

>>87637930

Or maybe standards have changed over the daces and what was considered cool 30 years ago isn't the same thing as now.

>>87637950
>standards have changed
*people have gotten sicker

>>87637921

Think about it.

It's a movie about two alpha chads trying to prove to one another that they're the bosses of the gym. Their initial distrust and hatred for one another creates such a high tension between them that it ends boiling into a hot and messy encounter. That's when they discover that one another are nice dudes and that they like each other, but at some point Batman fucks up and hurts Superman. This leaves Batman devastated. He had just found a 100% heterosexual male friend who's totes awesome and now he went and messed up his chances. The whole thing ends with Batman pledging to Superman's friends that he can change. That he can be better. That he will win Superman's lo-favor again.

Shit is gay, brah.

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>>87637629

>>87637991
>Shit is gay, brah.
Nah.
You might be though.

>>87637950

Top Gun will be forever gay.

>>87637872
No, that's a female fanservice scene. If you're attracted to it, then you're the one whose gay.

>>87637629
T-tell that to Zod's...*sniff* Zod's snapped neck...

BvS is about how Batman gained a new daddy and mommy that taught he can be a good boy again, and that it's okay for Superman to be a bit selfish and fuck Lois' prime pussy because her pussy juices are actually the secret of his powers.

>>87638013
this

>>87638040

>and that it's okay for Superman to be a bit selfish and fuck Lois' prime pussy because her pussy juices are actually the secret of his powers.

That made me so mad.

Why have Clark's entire life revolve around Lois and nothing else? Does Snyder have any idea how unhealthy and weird he made that relationship?

>>87638147
Do you have any idea how many movies we've had with the standard relationship already?

>>87638161
it what the people want, do you want to defy the people?

>>87638169
yes
The people have shit taste 90 percent of the time.

>>87638161

Except we never have any indication that Snyder knows its unhealthy. He just shows it as sweet and loving, there's no sense that Snyder knows how unhealthy it actually is.

>>87638147

MoS and BvS have this weird fixation about traditional family unit and how important it is to the integrity of the society.

MoS for example placed huge importance on the husband x wife relationship, with the connections shared by Jor & Lara, John & Martha and Clark & Lois being key to their worlds survival.

>>87638268
>weird
liberal detected

>>87637889
lesbian porn is gay, you stupid faggot.

>>87638268

And don't forget that despite how John and MARTHAAA raised Clark, he never finds himself until he meets his "real" parents and learns the literal importance of his bloodline.

There's some bizarre conservative streaks in that film.

>>87638304

It's just very in your face, man. It reminds me a Grant Morrison story, where the whole plot is structured around a single goddamn idea.

Take BvS for example. The whole thing is about boys trying to fill their father's shoes and fucking their mothers in way, and how important it is for us to be like our fathers and have our own wives.

>>87638364
>It reminds me a Grant Morrison story
That's why I loved BvS.
There was a lot to unpack, and it rewards rewatches.

>>87638314

Porn itself is gay. The only non-homo badass thing is reading the bible.

>>87638349

>There's some bizarre conservative streaks in that film.

Right? I wonder what LGBT people think of these movies.

>>87638349
>bizarre
DC has been historically less communist than Marvel.

>>87638314
>LGBT
>L
>not G

gg homos

>>87638419

>communist

Literally nothing I wrote had to do with communism.

>>87638419
>>87638463

Not to mention that Marvel's comics started being all about fighting them communists.

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Amy Adams' Lois' pussy game in these movies is ridiculous. She must have the greatest pussy in that world. Some Poison Ivy shit. It might be like kryptonian's heroin.

>>87638547

I would kill for that.

>>87638314

you're gay

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>>87637695
>>87637791
>>87637833
>>87637847
>>87637872
>>87637889

>>87638592
day of the rope is coming

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>>87638592
Wait wrong one sorry

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>>87638547
can you blame him though

>>87638631
m-mommy

>>87638592

It's all the male macho ego, posturing, aggressiveness and frustration + hate. Things like that end up in greco-roman wrestling and confused but enjoyable butt-rape.

That's how i remind things from high-school, though.

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>>87638547

CHOOOSE

>>87637994
Also he's not even special, there was an entire race of people with the exact same powers, also this isn't even his sun, it's ours.

>>87638872

>also this isn't even his sun, it's ours.

The sun is for everybody, pal. We aren't the only planet in the system.

>>87638872
Yeah, he's a total poser

>>87638859

Man, they seem to be super compatible.

Hentais have taught me that dick x pussy compatibility is super important for a healthy relationship.

>>87637629
>And everything YOU are came from our yellow sun you fucking immigrant

>>87638184
but anon, ARENT YOU PART OF THE PEOPLE

>>87638349
there is no importance to his bloodline, thats the entire fucking point. He gets to choose what he wants to be. Jor-El just knows that whatever he is gunna be, people are gunna look up to him, because he loves his son.


Snyder haters are absolutely delusional

>>87637629
>Batfags blind to this obvious truth...

if you want a not-obscenely rich person who fights crime under cover of night, with the traits attributed to those of a bat, then daredevil is the hero for you

>>87638240
>He just shows it as sweet and loving, there's no sense that Snyder knows how unhealthy it actually is.

"BUT DOES SNYDER KNOW THAT BATMAN IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE"

>>87639667
You know as well as I do that anon isn't people.

>>87640012

Superman being a natural kryptonian baby is super important. Him having his people DNAs in his bloodstream is also important.

>>87640211
Superman, but not Clark, Clark chooses to be superman, he doesn't have to, Martha even says so, if he wants to inspire, if he wants to be a symbol of hope it's his choice, being superman it's hard, but he still chooses to be superman, he overcomes doubts and hardships to help others. Clark could had just been a war reporter or a fireman.

>>87638374
I still get new insights every time. When I realized it was a Platonic-styled argument against the "power corrupts" idiom it blew my mind.

>>87638147
>Why have Clark's entire life revolve around Lois and nothing else?
It doesn't? He just cares about her. You'd know that if you actually cared about someone. It just feels different because he has powers so he can defend her in ways we can't. But if a mugger tried to attack your wife you'd want to stop him, right? What makes Superman different?

>>87637991
You fucking faggots, always trying to shove your gay agenda down everyone's throats.

>>87638268
>>87638349
>>87638364
Thank you for giving me another reason to love this movie. Man, how many times am I going to have to see it to get all of its themes? Are there any hidden themes that no one has discovered yet?

>>87637629
That's what makes him special though?

He's the peak of man, he represents the whole of humanity against greater beings and triumphs

>>87642344
Could anybody who trained as hard as Batman did achieve the same things without the limitless resources needed to build and pay for his gadgets, computers, and general machinery?

>>87637629
>everything special about you came from your heritage

Cuck, chuckety, cuck cuck cuck.

>>87642491
Karate Kid?

>>87637695
worst ship

>>87642491
Bruce is GIFTED on a GENETIC level, he had all the potential within himself to be peak human.

With training you only get to be Ollie or Dick at most. Peak humans are freaks on a world of freaks

>>87637847
>closeted underage pisses himself at obvious homoeroticism in his "OMG so tuff action movie heroes"

Dude, stop embarrassing yourself.

>>87642099
The gays ruin everything.

>>87637950
>Standarts

Its just that faggots think that any guy without shirt means homoeroticism. Its like gays apropriating rainbows.

>>87643201
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SUPERMAN AND YOU SEE THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1-ON-1 WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU GOT A 50-50% CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST OF BEATING ME. THEN YOU ADD LEX LUTHOR TO THE MIX AND YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN.

>>87637695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X457-m7YuQI

>>87642099
>always trying to shove your gay agenda down everyone's throats.

are you sure that was his agenda?

>>87645004
This sounds like it would be from Odyssey.

Is this from Odyssey?