thoughts on Spider-Milf?

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>>87633382
9 out of 10 dicks agree, this is great

>>87633382
>thoughts on Spider-Milf
>thoughts on
>thoughts
>/co/mrades
>actually having thoughts
>implying

Nice try, bitch.

>>87633382
nut/10.

Legs.

>>87633382
We should've gotten this years ago. This should've been 616 canon.

>>87633382

What's her real name and is she really a mother?

>>87633627
That's Mary Jane, anon.

>>87633627
Mary Jane Parker, and she and Peter have an 8 year old daughter.

>>87633612
Damn right. Not sure how I feel about a hero family, but Pete having a good home with MJ and Anna is something I think we all want in main canon. We just need to get by Bendis and his Poochie

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>>87633861
how about this

>>87633382
Not a big fan of the hair bun, other than that, 9/10.

>>87633382
I wish she had real powers and not just borrowed powers via Regent tech suit.

Still all for it. Best Spider book out at the moment.

>>87633382

Don't care for the costume but enjoyed the first book.

Looking forward to seeing more of how her costume "taps" into Pete's powers. Does it weaken him? Personally I hope it does, adult spidey with years of experience is basically unstoppable, him running around at half-power with his partner opens some interesting storytelling avenues.

>>87633382
I would question why she leaves most of her head exposed when Peter has a full-body suit.

But then again I could say the same for Batman and Robin so I'll let it slide.

>>87636349
It's like how the Marvel family all tapped into Shazam's power so they were all weaker the more of them transformed.

Is that still canon in Rebirth?

>>87636349
>Does it weaken him?
yeah that's mentioned in the first issue. she makes him weaker when she taps him

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>>87633382
Pic related

>>87634131
Nobody gives a fuck about Alpha.

>>87633382
Neat

Adorable Spider-Family is the status quo we deserve. Pete would make an awesome dad and it would be a better and more interesting overall canon.

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>>87641759
Symbiote-Family would be better

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>>87633382
How many spiderman characters there is already?

I don't mean different versions of the traditional spiderman in different dimensions or one time aparitions. I mean derivative characters that became an actual characters.

I honestly lost count of them.

>>87633861
>We just need to get by Bendis and his Poochie

The problem isn't Bendis

>>87633382
so are the Parkers the new super hero family in the marvel u now that the FF are gone?

Like some of you said, I hope Mayday is secretly alive in this universe (Annie is their second child).

>>87633382
she should be tiger themed

Jackpot Tiger

>>87642263
19, give or take what counts

>>87642336
Could you please list them, just to verify?

>>87641943
Is the baby Venom over there supposed to be Mania?

>>87642361
>>87642336
This depends on whether it's the mainverse or if he's asking for all the multiverse spideys that survived spiderverse.

>>87642361
Peter Parker
SpOck (Doc OCk in Parker's body)
Ben Reilly (Peter's clone)
Kaine (Peter's other clone)
Spider Woman (jessica drew)
Spider Woman/ Arachne (Julia Carpenter)
Arana/ Spider Woman (Anya Corazon)
Spider Woman (Mattie Franklin?)
Miles Morales
Mayday Parker (Spider-Girl. Yeah she's alternate universe but she has a fuck ton of issues)
Silk
Spider-Gwen

These are all the main knockoff characters I can think of that have/had their own series and are mostly in the same main universe as the original.

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Iron MJ is better.

>>87642782
Go back to writing your clone conspirashit, Slott.

>>87642281
>RYV
>616
>>87642314
I hope not. That wouldn't be comfy.

>>87643177
Why not? I didn't say Osborn raised her. Kaine, probably.

>>87633382
Could do with a better costume.

>>87642628
Miguel/Spider-Man 2099 is still living in 616
Kaine/Scarlet Spider is finally alive again

>>87643289
>happy family has assumed they had a miscarriage,
>nah some mentally unstable dude was raiding their child.
>"""comfy"""

>>87643358
Oh yeah. Forgot about him.

>>87642528
Didn't mean every single spider in the multiverse, but didn't mean 616 alone either I was asking for derivative characters that are more or less actual characters with more or regular preseence in the comics regardless of their universes.

>>87642628 seems to get the idea

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>>87642628
>>87643358
Shouldn't we include the whole symbionte family as well?

>>87645081
Y NO Venom Deadpool from Secret Wars?!

>>87633697
In which universe?

>>87633382
God damn it, another spider person. How many are we up to now?

I don't read new comics and I don't understand something here.
This is the Amazing Spider-Man series, right? With the the tagline: Renew your vows.
Or is it a spinoff series, and there is also the proper Amazing Spider-Man series still going?
If I understand it correctly, Renew your vows is not 616 Peter Parker.

>>87645709
Acording to this very thread around 15

>>87633382
That costume sucks, and ryv was boring.

>>87645081
Shouldn't there be a line going from the clone to Mania?

>>87645081
I don't know much about this symbiote saga, why doesn't scream end up with the other four?

>>87647568
Idk just posted the image didn't make it

>>87633382

She is insanely hot and I might end up reading RYV for her. Like I'm disturbed by how turned on

>>87633382
I don't like the costume, don't know if its the color combination or what but...is just not sexy enough

Wait, this is news to me, what's this from?

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>>87648381
Spider-Man Renew Your Vows anon.

>>87633382
Ugliest costume I've ever seen

>>87648769
You should read some more comics then anon, because Spider-Punk followed by Spider-Bitch have the worst costumes.

>>87643358
Wait when was Kane confirmed for alive in current marvel???!

>>87648800
This is much, much worse.

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>>87634131
>Marvel replacing their most popular and best selling property with fucking Alpha
are you high

>>87648824
Not even close.

>>87648823
This week's issue of Clone Conspiracy, also he never died during Spider-Verse, you clearly see him punch himself out of the carcass of the Other.

>>87648800
Nigga what? Spider-punk has a decent costume. Spider-woman and silk are the most shit costumes

>>87648875
Ah okay, how is clone conspiracy so far? I've been staying away from it cause well fuck clone storylines.

>>87648900
Spider-Punk's costume is shit anon, not as shit as Spider-Woman or Silk's, but it's still fucking awful. Then again I'm not a fan of the punk look.
>>87648927
Surprisingly good for Slott, they had a small twist that I didn't see coming, but it's Slott so don't expect it to be all that great or entertaining like Spider Island was. The guy should just give up writing spider-man after CC is done.

>>87648692
Hrm, continuation of anything, or can I just pick it straight up?

>>87648900
>>87648976
>silk
>bad
Pick one

>>87649021
You can just pick it right up, though you might not know who 'Regent' is if you hadn't read the Secret Wars Tie In first (also titled Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows). That one however is written by Slott, but not as bad as his usual dreck, the one in question is 1 issue in and is written by Conway (same guy who is on the Carnage ongoing). As a Spider-Fag I recommend it.
>>87649081
Sulk herself isn't that bad, I'm not not a fan of her costume, I was really hoping they would stick with the Web ninja look they had for her when she was first introduced. That and the long hair she used to have.

>>87649107
>You can just pick it right up, though you might not know who 'Regent' is if you hadn't read the Secret Wars Tie In first
Can't be arsed with that, who is it?

>>87649124
Basically, he's Slott's OC that has a power suit that can mimic heroes' powers, in the secret wars book he killed off all the heroes in his New York aside from a select few and ruled NYC for 8 years, in amazing spider-man he was introduced, managed to capture literally everyone off panel and they was defeated by Peter, Stark and MJ in the Iron Spider-Costume. All you really need to know is that he's Slott's doughnut steel who looks a lot like Darkseid.

>>87633861
>Pete having a good home with MJ and Anna is something I think we all want in main canon
Wrong. I don't want it.

>>87649193
Ah, right, gotcha.

Why does MJ help him out in fights now? (I know less than nothing about spider-man comics continuity, btw).

>>87649245
Renew your Vows is an alternate reality wherein Peter never sold his marriage to MJ to Mephestio. They had a daughter who inherited Peter's powers, and after the Regent incident Peter crafted a spider suit for MJ so that she could help protect herself and their daughter. She just points out while helping Peter that they do this shit as a family now, no more lone wolf hero'ing for Peter.

Honestly you should check out Renew Your Vows, issue 1 was a blast.

>>87649312
Ah, right, it announces that at the start, then?

>>87649312
>Renew your Vows is an alternate reality wherein Peter never sold his marriage to MJ to Mephestio.
Waitwaitwait, rewind a second, why the hell did he do that? No pun intended.

>>87649371
More or less. It's a direct continuation of Secret Wars: Renew Your Vows, which explains all of that, and this first book does a decent job of summarizing.

>>87649402
To save Aunt May from a bullet wound, because no doctor or scientist or sorcerer in the world could fix a gunshot wound to the shoulder.

It is even more retarded than it sounds.

>>87649426
Please tell me someone got fired for that.

Preferably out of a cannon.

>>87649371
Naw, MJ gives Peter her little sales pitch around the end of the issue, right before they see that Mole Man has captured their daughter
>>87649402
For 2 reasons, the first is that in universe Aunt May was shot during Back in Black and no one in the universe could save her, so Peter made a deal with Mephestio to save her life and make everyone would forget Spider-Man's identity (remember, Back in Black happened on the heels of the first Civil War).

The actual reason is because Joe Quesadilla had his wife leave his ass a year before the comic came out and he said that Peter being married was unbelievable, dispite being a happily married couple for more than 20 years by then, and effectively killed the marriage during One More Day.

No one was fired, but Joey Q should be, out of a cannon, into the fucking sun.

>>87649509
Oh for fuck's sake...

This is why I have never bought a Marvel comic in my life.

>>87649774
Yeah, being a spider-fan is suffering, but they do give us some great things every now and again, like Spider-Man and Deadpool by Joe Kelly, and the old Scarlet Spider and Agent Venom runs

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>>87649447
Oh my, you poor sweet summer child.

The idea came from the fucking people in charge. Qausada himself demanded it as editor.

How have you not heard of One More Day? The amount of rage it caused was legendary. There are people to this day almost 9 years later, that still won't read Spider-Man because of it.

>>87633861
Honestly I think Bendis would love it, it'd give Peter semi retirement so that then Miles could be the main Spider-Man.

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>>87649426
>no doctor or scientist or sorcerer in the world could fix a gunshot wound to the shoulder.

>>87649447
>>87650131

It was so bad that the writer, J. Michael Straczynski, asked that his name be taken off the book.

Of course he also wrote that Gwen Stacey fucked Norman Osborn and had twins by him and didn't ask for his name to be taken off that so maybe he's not completely innocent here.

I see what you mean about this Regent guy, btw. Feels like looking into the plot of a lousy fanfic.

>>87650518
That's mainly because he assumed by the time he got to One More Day, it would erase Sins Past.

>>87633466
Nice

>>87633382
The mask is pretty shit but the rest is ok. It's a interesting power concept though, I wonder if she can leech anyone's powers or if it's just someone how set to Pete.

This is the Renew your Vows that's come out very recently, right?

>>87634131
Worse than what Marvel is doing now.

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>>87650443
Not him, but here is a "sample" of people he saw. Take note he saw Elixir and even Reed fucking Richards.

>>87654574
Wait where's Elixir?

>>87633382
It looks like shit. The whole comic was shit. The daughter is autistic and the costumes were horrendous.
The whole family interaction was horrible. It can go fuck itself.

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>>87652922
Yes

>>87654672
Could have sworn there was someone gold colored in this mess of a shitfest.

>>87633382

Fucking stupid. I'm sick of this "everyone who Peter ever touches gets spider-powers too!" gimmick.

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>>87654814
>he thinks MJ just magically got powers one day
>>87654721
(You)

>>87654812
Oh fuck, I'd been so used to glossing over what issues it came from I didn't know the fucker actually made you buy Friendly Neighborhood just to find out what Strange did to "help." Fucker should have lost his job for this.

>>87654870
didn't she get killed by radioactive semen

>>87654921
In Reign, yeah. In this Peter just took some tech from a villain and made a suit for MJ to help keep her safe.

>>87654870

I don't even give a fuck how it happened. It's fucking stupid regardless of how it happened. It's over played gimmick, especially with Spider-Man.

Pretty for sure they do so sexy cosplayers from tumblr have a new thing to dress up as and take patreon beta bux.

>>87642628
Spidercide is still somewhere... hes basically clayface.

>>87647568
Indeed there should be.

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Oh boy I can't for

>All New, All Different Spider-That-Girl-From-Peter's-Apartment-In-Spider-Man-2.

>All New, All Different Spider-That-Girl-From-The-Background-Of-Panel-Number-Five-On-Page-Three-Of-That-Issue-Of-Spectacular-Spider-Man

>All New, All Different Spider-Aunt-May-Is-Now-Carnage

>All New, All Different Spider-A-Random-Stripper-Uses-Spider-Man-Themed-Outfit-Automatically-Becomes-Super-Hero-Despite-Having-No-Related-Skill-Set-Or-Super-Powers-Whatsoever

>All New, All Different Spider-Black-Hell-Cat-Octopussy!

>All New, All Different Spider-Bondage-Themed-J-J-Jonah-Jamesons-Wife-Don't-Ask

>All New, All Different Spider-Blonde-Girl-Who-Only-Fucks-Black-Guys-Named-Barbara-Bendis

>All New, All Different Spider-Girl-Who-Fucked-Tony-Stark-One-Time-And-Accidentally-Got-Into-The-Left-Over-Iron-Spider-Suit-When-She-Couldn't-Find-Something-To-Where

>All New, All Different Spider-Jane-Foster-Is-Now-Spider-Man-Because-Fuck-The-Patriarchy

>All New, All Different Spider-Mocking-Bird-Is-Pissed-Because-Of-Cancelled-Book-Is-Now-Spider-Man-As-Well-Because-We-Obviously-Don't-Have-Enough-Female-Knock-Off-Spider-Man-Characters-Already

>>87655409
Spidercide died during Maximum Clonage Omega. Unless Slott made mention of him, since Superior only had him "joking" about making another Spidercide. After jacking off Spock.

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>>87655541

>All New, All Different Spider-Bondage-Themed-J-J-Jonah-Jamesons-Wife-Don't-Ask

Pictures, Parker! I demand pictures!

>>87655541
>>All New, All Different Spider-Aunt-May-Is-Now-Carnage
You know what? I could get behind this as a What If.

>>87633382
I don't like the costume, and I really don't like the color scheme

>>87655693
This, it would be really intresting, Spidey most bloodthirsty foe combined with his good natured aunt, fuck.

>>87643014
Iron MJ started out years ago when MJ stormed Doom's castle in Iron Man's old suit. MJ just really enjoys getting into a mech.

>>87650655
>>87650518
Not quite. It was because he originally had the twins as being Peter's children and then assumed he'd be allowed to recon the gobbening the fuck out of existence when he leaves. It sounded like he got the veto against Peter having kids far too late to do any major changes to his ongoing plots but I don't know the exact timing. It could have been him being told it can't be Peter after he already set things up or it could have been him being too lazy to change the story.

>>87633382
I understand why Code green is so important.

>>87654574
It's even stupider when you realize that Peter is clever enough to tell Dr Doom that Richards can't cure a gunshot wound as a motivation.
I wonder how many different ways there are that Peter could have logically saved May.
>>87654812
Lower left corner has a plausible candidate but he looks slightly off-model to me.

>>87656981
I think that's Pym. Or at least Skrull-Pym.

>>87656999
There's a Pym in uniform on the other side of that page.

>>87654574

The fuck he go to Morbius for?

>>87656999
But Pym is in top right corner as Yellowjacket

>>87641943
Imagine the rimjobs...

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>>87641943

>>87657032
>>87657051
Then who the fuck owns a purely yellow room?

>>87657033
Owes him a favor? Until Slott decided Pete should have a "no one dies" bullshit by killing Marla.

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>>87657210
Goddamn Batman is a completely different company anon.

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>>87657235

Give it time. The Mouse can be patient.

i read that there's a mutant that once healed someone who had their heart torn out. somehow that mutant not being able to heal aunt may who just has a "simple" bullet wound makes the whole thing just completely retarded

but renew your vows is pretty fun so far

>>87657301
That mutant has a tendency to end up in comas or dying

Will this make sense if I don't read the Secret Wars storyline first? I didn't read anything from SW

>>87657298
What's this from? Is it a sequel to the one with Joker and Carnage?

>>87657592
The SW will help give some context. But this writer seems to be ignoring a lot of what happened in that mini and is just doing his own thing

Basically you just need to know that Peter and MJ have a daughter with spider-powers, and as a family all three of them fought a villain named Regent who used tech to leech the powers from superhumans.

>>87650131
>There are people to this day almost 9 years later, that still won't read Spider-Man because of it.
Not like those people are wrong to avoid it.

>>87650518
That only happened because he didn't like the mechanism used to erase the marriage. He wasn't actually against the act itself.

>>87657592
Not really because in SW Regent killed all the heroes. In this book, Regent still did his thing but didn't kill the heroes so literally all you need to know is that Regent showed up, siphoned off a bunch of powers, was defeated and now his tech is being used to power MJ's costume.

Think of it like Spider-Girl where the divergence point for 616 is Peter's baby surviving. Here it's OMD didn't happen.

>>87659929
He was planning on reviving Gwen and Harry and Quesada bitched he would retcon over 30 years of stories, then goes about retconning 20 years. Guess who came back during Brand New Day unexplained? Harry and he said he wouldn't use "magic" to divorce them. What did he use in OMIT to explain the mindwipe and the marriage? A red pigeon saves some fat fuck from a cop car, then falls on a guy who can lift several tons and makes him miss his wedding. Also he was able to hit him with a cinderblock.