Homestuck: The Continuing Post-Canon Content adventures. 11/11

>there wasn't going to be an 11/11 update! they all said

Fucking told you idiots.

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>>87631079
Yeah, that's what I meant to articulate. Either stop being such a coward ruled by internet mob mentality and COMMIT, show us it's a scummy relationship, and then let it fail and there be fallout and show Dirk trying to change and move on after admitting to Jake he used him for sex and to prop up his emotions.

Instead they did nothing and sort of let it happen, while ALSO having the bizarre stupid unnecessary shit of "Bro was a crazy possessed abuser"

>>87631185
>Is it romantic? Is it not?
It's an orgy.

also, mods are deleting thread for no reason.

next snapchat update: john's dick just falls off

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>Able to throw planets, kill players with a single eyebeam or trident thrust
>walks left and right, then dies

Was there a more wasted villain?

It's good to know that Hussie cares so little about his comic that he hires people who share the same attitude about it.

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Is John /ourguy/?

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Biggest Roxyfag here, I ain't even mad. This feels like fanfiction.

Roxy was always close to Calliope, but she didn't like girls. It was a big part of her characterization. Jane almost dies because Roxy can't kiss girls.

Course, I know what some of y'all are itching to say

"B-but sexuality can change!"

Sure it can. It'd be awfully nice to have seen that.

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On a scale from beaten into bloody pulp with a showel to completely annihilated in a universe-sized explosion, how dead homestuck is now?

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>>87631225
Should Jane's really oddly prevalent blush be an indicator, that dick may be the last straight dick left in existence.

TAVROS: sO, wE PROBABLY DEFINITELY WON THEN, rIGHT?
PORRIM: “Pro+bably definitely” is as go+o+d as true with lack o+f co+ntrary evidence, I'd say.
TAVROS: oH MAN, aWESOME,
TAVROS: it WAS, a REALLY COOL THING, tHAT I WAS PROUD TO DO, aND BE A PART OF,
TAVROS: aND I DO THINK WE SHOWED HIM, a THING OR TWO, nO MATTER WHAT ELSE IT WAS THAT WAS GOING ON,
TAVROS: sO AT LEAST, wE HAVE THAT,
PORRIM: Heh.
TAVROS: }:?
PORRIM: It's no+thing.
PORRIM: Yo+u just so+und like so+mebo+dy I kno+w.


dead!alpha!Tavros a cute

John "cuck" Egbert


Even Jane is getting more action than him now. L m a o

>>87631213
>>87631079
But it is actually addressed.

And the real manipulator/abusor almost get killed.

Reminder that it is AR that is responsible for this messed up relationship and Dirk almost kill him when he confront it about it.

>>87631226
In a weird way, the Alpha Timeline is still a doomed timeline, it's just a the lottery for whether you're fucked and forced to fail because of 'destiny' or not

>>87631248
soapbox/10
Homestuck's now gay slice of life. Yay?

So what group are they going to blame when this gets cancelled.

>>87631248
LMFAO


HOW DO YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS EVEN DEFEND THIS

IT'S SO PATHETIC

>>87631247
>Jane almost dies because Roxy can't kiss girls.
When she talked about it she said because it was a dead body with blood on it.

>>87631248
didnt she literally already have this job with her own comic

>>87630992
Good moments were Hussie writing the dialogue. But he's not writing Hiveswap and the platform for the Homestuck franchise has shifted away from the original mission statement that made it great, and now operates on buying fan loyalty through cheap, progressive platitudes. Hiveswap will neither have the inventive foundation nor the brilliant executor that made Homestuck notable.

>>87631221

Mods are deleting threads without a topic of discussion. Gotta post content to remain relevant.

>>87631213

And I really can't talk with people about it. On some other platforms, I've been told that people didn't get those vibes from the relationship and it was just AR and they're precious babies who are both pure and innocent yaoi lovers.

I guess this is what happens when a straight? man writes a gay relationship without understanding the subculture around it.

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>>87631248
Oh great, Shelby is involved and she's bringing her stuff in. Sure, why not? Cause that's what people paid for four years ago. A game about being gay.

Alright, it's official. I'm staying to watch this train crash. I'm onboard. How terrible can we make Hiveswap and Homestuck?

>>87631248
It's okay.
>>87631272
What's to defend, there?

>>87631225
Well then he can join the lesbian orgy at least

>>87631259
Reposting;

Dirk understood the situation from day 1, and pissed and moaned at AR and never did anything to oppose it.

Dirk is wholly responsible, and merely shifted the blame.

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>>87631239
He fights for the freedom to beat gays in the streets. He truly is the hero we don't deserve.

>>87631282
This.
Homestuck has absolutely NONE of the elements that made it interesting now. Not a single fucking thing remains.

>>87631283
But topic where given.

>>87631272
>everyone on /hst/ and /hsg/ hates it
>LOL HOW DO YOU EVEN

go to bed MBG

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>>87631225

Why do the lalondes go gay for ugly aliens?

what the FUCK is Hussie doing? Not in a management sense, but what is he actually wasting his time doing?

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>>87631239
Of course he is.

>>87631248
STOP IT, STOP IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU ARE NOT MY GODDAMN ALLY AND I DON'T WANT GAY THINGS PAINTED OVER EVERY SINGLE FREAKING THING THAT'S WRITTEN AND HAPPENS

I WANT BALANCE, I WANT IT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT IT TO NOT BE COMMENTED ON OR THOUGHT ABOUT, I WANT SOMETHING THAT LOOKS HUMAN AND REAL INSTEAD OF THIS DEMENTED GODDAMN FANTASY WORLD WHERE EMOTIONS ARE FREE AND UNYIELDING AND YOU CAN FUCK WHOEVER WITH NO REGARD TO THE HIDEOUS COMPLEXITIES OF HUMAN EMOTION AND RELATIONSHIPS *BEFORE YOU EVEN INVOLVE SEX IN IT*

FUCK. FUCK ME WHY CAN I NOT TAKE DRUGS RIGHT NOW. I HOPE ALL YOUR FINGERS GET BROKEN SHELBY.

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JOEY

JOEY DON'T COME HOME

YOU NEED TO SAVE ALTERNIA FROM TROLL DONALD TRUMP

ALSO FIGHT FOR TROLL LGBTQ RIGHTS

ALL TROLLS ARE BISEXUAL SO IT SHOULDN'T MATTER BUT

YOU NEED TO FIGHT FOR TROLL LGBTQ RIGHTS

NOW EXCUSE ME JOEY I NEED TO LUBE MY ANUS FOR HAUNTSWITCH WHICH WILL NEVER BE RELEASED SINCE YOUR GAME WILL END AFTER EPISODE 2

>>87631320
Some sbahj tihngey

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>>87631283
>I guess this is what happens when a straight? man writes a gay relationship without understanding the subculture around it.

Worse, anon. This is what happens when a man writes a gay relationship when he's already out of touch with regular human emotions and relations. It suddenly becomes a smiling advocacy for "It's ok if you're gay to abuse and hurt"

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Is today and yesterday the biggest example of cutting off your nose to spite your face?

I'm serious Hussie and his cohorts are going batty.
They're seriously giving the finger to people who backed them with millions of dollars.

>>87631326
Why can't we have wacky interuniversal space adventures AND some gay stuff?
Like, why does it always have to be cutesy inoffensive SU-filler-tier slice of life stuff from these cunts?

>>87631299
>Dirk understood the situation from day 1, and pissed and moaned at AR and never did anything to oppose it.
Except, not. Dirk is the one who put an end to the relationship, precisely because he knew it was unhealthy.

And Dirk is as responsible as Jake was. Reminder that Dirk also WAS inexperienced. With literally no other boy to interract with but Jake. In contrast with AR who relied on super computional power to get things go his way.

Dirk let himself be carried by AR the same way Jake let himself be carried by Dirk.

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How does it feel to be so fucking wrong all the time, /hst/?

>ROSEMARY WILL NEVER BE CANON
LOL
>ROXYGEN IS CANON
LOL
>DIRKJAKE ARE JUST BROS
LOL
>TRUMP WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT
LOL
>DAVEJADE IS CANON
LOL
>COHEN WAS JUST PRETENDING ON TWITTER
LOL

>>87631330
I WANT HELL END JOEY! GENOCIDE JOEY! MURDEROUS JOEY! KILL ALL THE TROLLS JOEY! DOOM THE ALPHA TIMELINE JOEY!

JOEY WILL MAKE NOTHING GREAT AGAIN! JOEY WILL TAKE AWAY ALL THAT IS GREAT AND LEAST! JOEY IS THE PROPHET! JOEY IS THE EQUALIZER! JOEY WILL END ALL LIFE AND LOOK BACK ON THE ETERNAL SILENCE, AND SMILE!

>>87631359
How So. Again, what is dmanable in that reddit message?

He is actually saying that his tweet wasn't about hiveswipe.

>>87631248
Why do these people use the word "queer" for everything? It's such an ugly sounding word.

>>87631326
i always thought it was strange how people have parades to prove lgbt are accepted, like if that were the case you wouldn't have a parade

>>87631367

Dirk's own sexual inexperience wasn't really the point. The attitude displayed was more akin to the experience difference a chickenhawk brings to a relationship.

>>87631376
>>COHEN WAS JUST PRETENDING ON TWITTER
Well, so far, he hasn't instated Davekat or any other ship, for what matter.

>>87631398
that's not what pride parades are for holy shit are you retarded

you have pride parades to show pride in the face of everything going against you

>>87631393
not him but can i just ask what is going on with your typing

>>87631363
Right?? These people could still be out exploring paradox space. They haven't solved the mysteries of the universe yet, but they have no ambition now. After being exposed to the infinite cosmos, they're all content to live out the rest of their lives in banality, playing soccer and eating steak dinners.

>>87631394
Come on anon act educated for once, it's 101 to take words of hate from your enemy over time and turn them into your words to deny them the same power they used to have.

When someone calls you 'queer' and you smile and say "I am, the fuck are you going to do about it?" it forces the power of that word to shift

>>87631305
>freedom
Okay I need to ask. Does breath have anything to do with freedom?

>>87631376
>DAVEJADE IS CANON

Well... yeah?

>>87631419
but there's nothing going against them, if there was pride parades wouldn't be so numerous, that's sort of more my point

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Relax guys. You pay for a game to get the artist's vision. This is Hussie's vision. A game not written or directed by him in the slightest, but by a guy known for his twitter who wants to use this 2.4 million dollar Kickstarter project to preach about queer identity.

As you know, Hussie's previous game, Namco High, was a massive success. I think you 4channers are being too negative. Sure, the game is four years late. Sure, the game went through three builds. Sure, the game will be short. Sure, the game's animation has no keyframes and looks clunky. Sure, the music used in the trailers was made by Toby Fox, a man who left the project years ago. You need to look at the others working on the game.

Shelby, Cohen Edenfield, and John Warren. All good friends with Zoey Quinn, an established video game developer.

This game will be knocked out of the park you guys. Man I just love Homestuck! Watch out Danganronpa V3, you got a serious thread coming your way this January!

>>87631409
But the point is Dirk was put in the same situation has Jake, when it comes to AR.

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>>87631367
>With literally no other boy to interract with but Jake.
There was one other
He had the rare privilege of interacting with the best boy

>>87631440
>homosexuality is totally accepted
LMAO
WHAT SHELTERED SAN FRANCISCO BUBBLE DO YOU LIVE IN
ROFL

>>87631420
It's 1 AM where I live I am trying to answer fast and English isn't my first language.

>>87631457
hahahaha yeah no fuck

"Uhhhh gay ppl are loud on my internet they must be accepted all over"

>>87631431
I mean the word itself sounds stupid and I wouldn't want to call myself it. It reminds me of "queef."

>>87631419

The problem is when others can't disconnect always showing that pride with occasionally showing that pride. If you constantly mince about like you're at mardi-gras, of course you're going to have a bad time.

Fuck, if you met my BF and I you'd probably just assume we were friends. We look goddamn normal, because we both realize the gay community is a fucking cancer.

oh shit
shits happening??

>>87631444
>A game not written or directed by him in the slightest
Hussie IS directing the game.

>>87631457
well in that case why do so many pride parades happen in these san francisco bubbles

At least you arent being the faggots thst cried davekat anymore.

what update ?????

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>>87631464
Well so much for "Cohen isn't behind today's update."

>>87631444
>All good friends with Zoey Quinn
Is-is this true?

>>87631464
Okay, this is literally a joke tweet. i can't be theonly one getting that, right?

Or do you really believe that Jane/Roxy/Calie is really canon, now?

>Jane's short skirt
>in addition to her low cut shirt
WHO IS THIS HOT NEW SLUTTY JANE

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>>87631464
>indirectly confirmed

fucking coward can't even come out and just say it

it's ok John, you can change this, just vanish from this false timeline and go back to the very start, you could change it all

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>>87631511

The amount of delusion in these threads is pathetic and amusing at the same time.

How desperate do you have to be to cling onto something decent from over seven years ago?

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>>87631486
Wrong, friendo
>>87631502
hells yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofJzavEH12A

>>87631511
>Jane slunting it up business style but image so low detail it just looks janky
>Hijacked

Welp no snake sex for fatty tits, what biiiiiig twist is this gonna be

>>87631511
JANE
ASSASINATED
AND
RAPED

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The plot thickens, and so does the heavy handing of the writing.

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>>87631505
MEMBER WHEN NAMEFAGS SAID COHEN'S QUEER IDENTITY POLITICS TWEET WAS A JOKE AND THEN HE WENT INTO REDDIT TO CONFIRM IT WASN'T

I MEMBER

>>87631512
All lesbians are sluts especially ones in interspecies poly lesbian relationships

>>87631511
Unf,UNF

>>87631446
Except Dirk can litterally just turn AR off. He can cut him off from talking to Jake. He could do literally anything. But he doesn't.

Because AR is Dirk. They are literally the same.

>>87631544
Why is she wearing a slave tiara as a necklace? Is Jane just really hot and wet for the whole aesthetic of "Wear the colors of your dead enemy"

>>87631523
Creative direction isn't the same.

>>87631559
this. the whole point of Dirk and AR is that they are
TT: the same guy

>>87631544
Incoming Caliborn with trump hair.

wow snapchat

such relevant

so contemporaries

RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

>>87631486
Cohen was promoted to "creative director".
Hussie is basically just the producer at this point.

>>87631446

The purpose of Dirk's conversation with Dave about him being responsible for all his alternates includes AR.

Also, then he gives AR sprite life.

>>87631560
She liked crockercorp before she found out it was corrupt

I guess she wants to make it her own thing now. Like, reclaim the brand

>>87631559
I feel like Hussie did absolutely nothing interesting or challenging with the idea of "A literal Dirk copy combined into Lord English" like how can that not be a tremendous damnation against Dirk for basically being living garbage who'd betray them all for his own ego

>>87631570
I actually really want this

>>87631552
I fail to see the point, there. He went to reddit specifically to say he wasn't using Hiveswipe for that.

JANE > JADE

C O N F I R M E D

>>87631596
>We all thought this was the end
>Caliborn actually wins by just using John's creation of a new Alpha to escape into it and stay safe there

>>87631544
is this going somewhere?
I'm getting interested but I don't think Cohen is authorized to write anything plot-significant

>>87631601
>>87630909

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What the hell happened, /hst/? What made Hussie go full sjw? What made him fill the comic with homosexual gay transgender landwhales? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>87631570
I can't believe this dumb dinner date story is going to segue into a heavy-handed monologue about the election

>>87631620
YOU
BULLIED RACHEL THE BITCH BUT CONSERVATIVE OUT OF HUSSIE'S LIFE


YOU
FUCKING
RETARDS

SHE DID N O T H I N G WRONG

>>87631611
It's probably just dirk and/or jake

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GAMZEE: brother...
GAMZEE: you ever feeling like.
GAMZEE: something just ain't quite right?
KARKAT: LIKE WHAT?
GAMZEE: like somethin's gonna motherfucking happen.
GAMZEE: or maybe somethin all up and already got itself to be happening.
GAMZEE: i don't know.
KARKAT: HEY, YOU CAN'T LET YOURSELF GET ROPED INTO THAT KIND OF RECURSIVE MENTAL BULLSHIT. IT WON'T HELP. TRUST ME.
KARKAT: I'M SPEAKING FROM THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HERE. IF THEY HAD A SELF-SABOTAGE OLYMPICS, YOU'D HAVE TO DIG MY UGLY CORPSE OUT FROM UNDER A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD VICTORY WAFERS.
GAMZEE: aww :o(
KARKAT: NO, NO FROWNING. ONLY LISTENING.
KARKAT: YOU NEED TO STAY STABLE, GAMZEE. FOR MY SAKE TOO.
KARKAT: YOU HELP ME OUT A LOT, YOU KNOW THAT?
KARKAT: I CAN'T EVEN NAME HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE DRAGGED ME OUT OF A PATENTED SHAME SPIRAL ONTO THESE SHITTY HORNS WITH A SINGLE PUTRID HONK WAFTED IN MY DIRECTION.
KARKAT: YOU'RE HALF THE REASON I'M NOT FREAKING OUT AND MAKING AN ASS OF MYSELF ALL THE TIME. OKAY, MORE THAN HALF.
KARKAT: IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU, WHO KNOWS WHERE I'D PROJECT ALL MY WEIRD INSECURITIES? I'D PROBABLY TRY TO MICROMANAGE A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY MY FUCKING BUSINESS. I MEAN. IT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO.


oh no old Gam<>Kar feelings that I thought were gone

i can't be doing with this

>>87631568
yeah Hussie's a director of the "non-creative" type
he just directs people where to get coffee and shit
it's a very influential position

>>87631608
Huh. I just realized that stupid theory of them escaping the canon or whatever is completely wrong since Caliborn still showed up.

>>87631620
He let the internet think for him. Never let the internet think for you.

>>87631559
>Except Dirk can litterally just turn AR off.
Just like someone in abusive relationship can leave any time he want right?

>>87631569
They made a whole point that AR was his own person.
You keeep failling to get my point. Dirk is as much a vitim of AR as Jake was. And had as much freedom as Jake to leave it.

The fact that AR put Dirk as the "benefitor" of that manipulation made things even more difficult for Dirk.

>>87631631
>Rachel
>conservative
Rachel was a huge SJW who was always nagging random tumblr users for the most minor things

>>87631544

please be aranea please be aranea

>>87631486
Cohen is the Creative Director

There's no hope. Give up. Stop trying to be optimistic about Hiveswap, because it is a fucking trainwreck.

If the fanbase was actually more than 60 people, we'd be suing Hussie's sorry ass for fraud.

>>87631640
Yeah. The implication is that Caliborn never actually existed in the previous timeline - he had always existed inside of the new Alpha John created. Fate was not averted. Everything still happened exactly as Skaia's plan foretold. It was all over before it began. Nothing they do has any real meaning.

This is like the third time Jane got personally hacked when is she getting fucking McAffee or something?

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UH-RAD-IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87631619
There is nothing obtuse about any of that. He say clearly that what he does is sanctionned by Hussie and that he won't use Haveswipe has his soapbox. Again, I fail to see your point.

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>>87631648
>Just like someone in abusive relationship can leave any time he want right?
Oh yes, a disembodied chat program that enacts your own desires is the exact same as an abusive partner.

Jesus fucking Christ.

can someone remind me the alan moore quote about how adaptations feel like your children were kidnapped by gypsies and then sold to prostitution and every now and then tey keep sending you pictures of them?
i feel its apropiate

>>87631636
It's called executive producer.

the same title Kojima has when he worked on Metal Gear.

>>87631686

What's the given value of 'soapbox', though?

ROXYFAGS ON FULLBLOWN DENIAL


ROXY SHITTERS BTFO

ROSE WINS AGAIN

GAMZEE: can’t.
GAMZEE: CAN’T BE REMEMBERING THIS.
GAMZEE: can’t be taking it any longer to ruin at the motherfucking core of me.
GAMZEE: IT'S MORE THAN CAN BE MOTHERFUCKING BORNE IN MY PAN AGAIN.
CALLIOPE: this is the only opportunity i have to ask you for what i need.
CALLIOPE: the sylph of light is dead, and the void will soon come for what remains.
CALLIOPE: even you, here in this dream.
GAMZEE: good.
GAMZEE: GOOD.
GAMZEE: let it motherfucking come and take all this wretched shit away forever.
GAMZEE: LET ALL THAT IS BE TEARING ITSELF AWAY FROM ME AND EVERYTHING.
GAMZEE: best for it never to be seen or heard again by any motherfucker.
GAMZEE: LET IT END, SISTER.
CALLIOPE: i already have. as i was obligated to.
CALLIOPE: you are the one who stands to allow it. not me.
GAMZEE: why the shit do you think i am the one to even motherfucking care.
GAMZEE: I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER.

wow Act 8 Gamzee shares our sentiments quite well about the state of the comic

was he /our guy/ all along

didn't these threads have a guy constantly defend the comics direction during the frog platform, but he couldn't speak english properly
i wonder if it's the same guy

>>87631662
What bad work has Cohen done, so far?

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>>87631674
YEEEEEEEE

>>87631711
faggot stop eating shitate

>>87631711
no one cares about this fucking fanfic

now if you'll excuse me i'm reading my fucking fanfic where jane was visiting roxy and calliope for a threesome and then got hacked

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>>87631620
So it was cool when Hussie annoyed other people, but when he starts to annoy you, you think he's compromised? You think he's coerced?

I think you didn't know Hussie at all.

>>87631711
WHERE ARE YOU SEEING THESE ?

>>87631700
Kojima was also the sole director, you ignoramus

Producers have some influence but the most important creative position in a given work is the director. Producer credits are often handed out like candy as contract bonuses to sweeten the pot and make the person sound important.

>>87631696
You are aware that abuses can be non-physycal right.

And that the relationship betwee Dirk and Jake, if abusive, wasn't in a physycal way, right?

we are talking about experineced lover taking advnatage of inexperienced one who lack confidence. We are talking about emotional blackmail and manipulation.

Again, the way things were between Jake and Dirk, they were between Dirk and AR.

>>87631686
He says he will apply the message of his tweet to Homestuck EXPLICITLY, then says he won't turn Hiveswap into a political cartoon or a soap box, which means his definition for a soapbox somehow doesn't include using writing as weapon to make things more queer and political. So in fact, he's just taking those two terms of "soap box" and "political cartoon" and, they being negative terms, saying they don't apply, while also saying he plans on enacting all of the things that make something a soap box or political cartoon.

>Jane's gonna get kidnapped to be Caliborn's fuckslave
Yes
YESSSSS

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It's not gonna be fun seeing Cohen baffled as to why people hate his game.

Detached "cool" writers are always the most butthurt with criticism. His easy out of course is that we're all homophobic. I'm sure he'll find a way to throw race in there too.

>>87631743
it's called fanfiction he's finding it on fanfiction websites.

>>87631746
>And that the relationship betwee Dirk and Jake, if abusive, wasn't in a physycal way, right?

he had a robot him beat the shit out of Jake like literally every day

Dirk would hit you and tell you to be proud you're wearing the mark of his hand

Drik can go get castrated in a car accident

>>87631754
>He says he will apply the message of his tweet to Homestuck EXPLICITLY
He literally doesn't.

>>87631185
who is this semen demon?

>>87631769
Man I got a lot of ideas and ways you could redo Homestuck but everyone just wants their super gay ending to be done their way

>>87631764
>His easy out of course is that we're all homophobic.
If people stopped complaining about the shipping, though, he wouldn't have so much wood to put in the fire.

>>87631775
>this wiki is a little outdated. ryan and andrew collaborated on the characters and overall story quite a while ago but the overwhelming majority of act 1's writing has been done by me, as has the creative direction. andrew's gone over what I've done and liked it. make of that what you will, I guess! unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.
>unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

He literally does.

>>87631716
What good work has Cohen done, so far?

What makes it appropiate for him to be headwriter and director of a multi-million dollar project?

What are some games he's directed?

>>87631604
>willing to be in a gay threesome versus girl who restraightens a gay man and gets a trollslave out of it

No

>>87631798
dunno, broski

i hope no OC DONUT STEELs show up. There was one in the prologue, but I think that was the author "starting the story" so to speak

>>87631797
>restraightens a gay man and gets a trollslave out of it
sorry man
jade is just the friendly next door neighbor to her homosexual friends

>>87631795
What WORK has Cohen done so far? The stuff he's written we've seen is hamfisted and unfunny.
But then what other stuff? What qualifications did this twat have that Hussie looked at him and went "Yeah he's a good fit! He can emulate my style and do Homestuck justice"
The fact that Shelby is also writing shows how fucking detached Hussie is from reality.

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>No, I wrote these. Text, plot, all of it. Same with the Halloween updates.

If any of you are wondering why these are so unfunny and awkward, here's your answer.

>>87631798
those are two different fanadventures

>>87631821
icels she has a garden growing in that house, sorry.

>>87631774
>he had a robot him beat the shit out of Jake like literally every day
Uuuuuhhh... that's is not part of the issue. Jake literally asked for a sparring partner to learn fighting. Then AR messedup with the settings.

>Dirk would hit you and tell you to be proud you're wearing the mark of his hand
That is literally not how his character is. Fuck, he is the one who put an end to the relationship when her realized that it was bad.

he actually see it was shit and did the responsible thing.

>>87631828
He can't write. He really really cannot fucking write. That CG porn comic was funnier and better written than what he's writing. How the fuck did this clown get a job?

>>87631822
or he's more attached to reality than us, dropping this shit already like he wanted to do years ago and passing it off to other people who will satisfy the fanservice

>>87631841
>Fuck, he is the one who put an end to the relationship when her realized that it was bad.
After a whole year.

>>87631828
it seemed like normal act 6 homestuck

>>87631847
CG porn comic?

All these updates were Cohen confirmed

"Sarcasm" deconfirmed.

This is the future you chose.

>>87631852
>5 months

>>87631822
Dubs of truth.

Shelby was a major part of the best HS fanfic, but what I think Hussie doesn't realize is that she wasn't the WRITER of that project. She was the artist. Shelby can't write worth shit.

>>87631860
http://i.imgur.com/TAq5XCo.jpg

enjoy

>>87631858
I could see that with the Halloween update, but these have been a train wreck. We've had one joke so far, Jane is acting all kinds of OOC, and the entire premise is missing the atmosphere of Homestuck super hard.

>>87631872
"Writing is easy"

>>87631791
You didn't post the rest of it. He explictely say his tweet is about all of his writing in general and isn't about Hiveswipe.

Learn to read.

>>87631633
What is this from? Is this from the comic?

>>87631884
I literally posted the entire post.

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>>87631884
And then his updates for Homestuck have Roxy being gay

REALLY FIRES UP THE OLD NEURONS

>>87631795
What we have seen on snapchat, which ain't all bad,
>What makes it appropiate for him to be headwriter and director of a multi-million dollar project?
Hussie apointed him.

>>87631880
>>87631872
man what a fucking joke, even trainwiz's dead game had a better process for writers than this shit.
Hussie can not art, fine. But him not WRITING is just a huge nail in the coffin. What does Homestuck have if not his writing?

>>87631879
>Jane is acting all kinds of OOC
well she is 4 years older.

>>87631828

Gonna give us a source? A tweet link, maybe?

>>87631894
>And then his updates for Homestuck have Roxy being gay
so did the credits which were hussie

>>87631822
it's just because Hussie is dating shelby's sister

>>87631852
5 months and as being manipulated himself, of course he didn't see immeditaley it was fucked up.

>>87631834
>a garden
she has one, maybe two potted plants dude
"a garden", jesus
it's "b2 john is wearing a rose because he LOVED ROSE LALONDE" all over again

>>87631905
>https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/5ch1zr/yo_for_one_about_these_upd8s/d9wjsiz/

For you.

>>87631908
piggy is shelby's sister

>>87631895
>which ain't all bad
Fuck yourself.
>Hussie appointed him
He shouldn't have.

>>87631865
What do you mean?

>>87631886
>>87631769

>>87631511
Damn hot look for her

This twist is probably gonna be unfunny shenaniga though

>>87631879
the other characters seem off too, a bit exaggerated maybe
but that might just be because Hussie only ever had the one voice and used it for all of his characters, differentiating them only by font color

>>87631914
TT: Also, if I bitched about your tragic, embarrassingly clingy approach to the relationship, it would have been hypocritical of me.
TT: Just as it would be hypocritical of you to whine about my elaborate machinations.
TT: Because we are.
TT: The same.
TT: Guy.

>>87631865
None of us wanted this.
None of us deserved this.

>>87631918
I mean, you're grasping at straws that she lives next to them because there's a house with green awnings because you can't accept that Dave is screwing the pooch. That's a fairly bit more pathetic.

>>87631711
>actually reading this shit fic with red-skinned fat karkat

>>87631894
>And then his updates for Homestuck have Roxy being gay
Roxy an Calie inviting Jabne to diner doesn't confirm anything.

Do you force yourself to have interpretations you don't like just so you can be butthurt about it?

Do you really believe Roxy/Jane/callie are having a threesome?

>>87631964
lol i didn't say anything about green awnings
meanwhile you're looking at a potted plant and going "OH MY GOD A WHOLE GARDEN SHE PRACTICALLY OWNS THE PLACE the place that is literally Karkat's house HOLY SHIT"

>>87631878
Well that was better than the last few updates.

>>87631892
You didn't post.
>I referred in the tweet to "my writing" in general, but you framed it as if I were specifically talking about a plan to make Hiveswap into a political cartoon.
So again, he was talking about his writing in general, not Hiveswipe, who actually get supervised by Hussie.

>>87631971
You are literally the only person not interpreting that as a date between Roxy and Calliope.

>>87631973
Icels, she's gardening in Karkat's house, her last words to Dave were talking about how good a kisser she is, she's constantly seen near them. Guess what is happening?

wait did something happen?

no updates on mspa

>>87631953
That's AR being manipulative.

Later on, he actually go a whole rant about how he is his own person and don't want to die.

>>87631971
Why would Jane have to get involved at all for it to be gay

>>87631880
God fucking dammit, don't remind me of this stupid shit.

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Hope you're enjoying the updates guys:^)

>>87631971
>Roxy/Jane/callie are having a threesome?
yes

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>>87631992
Nussie trolling you and confirming Davekat.

Seriously, are you still in denial? I already lost all hope in this comic and Karkat is still worthless.

>>87631992
>her last words to Dave were talking about how good a kisser she is
wow are you really hung up about the joke she made about being kissed by davepetasprite

after all this year, singular

lol move on dude

>>87631994
it's one of those updates on snapchat, like the halloween ones

>>87631994
snapchat

>>87631953
Reminder that AR here is criticising Dirk for not being more of a manipulative Dick to keep Jake

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>>87632017
Even the davekat shippers know which way the wind is blowing, sorry guy

>>87631982
Holy shit, this is real simple.

First post:
>(Question answering) and MY TWEET WILL HAVE RELEVANCE TO HIVESWAP

Third Post:
>I did not make that post specifically about Hiveswap, a declaration to use Hiveswap as an insane political cartoon out of left field as any dissent must clearly imply.

>>87632003
Andrew Fauntleroy Hussie is officially completely detached from Homestuck now

>>87631971
Cohen, who this currently writing these snaps, confirmed already. Jane is now a homosexual. John is officially the only straight guy in the entire universe.

How the fuck are you fags still butthurt over Davekat. it's not a confirmed ship. it's never been confirmed anywhere beyond shitposts

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>>87631921

>Not drawn by Hussie
>Not written by Hussie
>Not on MSPA's site

Yeah, okay, cool.

This isn't canon, then. Same with the Halloween """update""".

>>87631998
She doesn't have, but she was literally invited to join them. Something you don't do when you are on a date, unless the thee are dating.
>>87632008
You know it as Joke Tweet, right?

>redditors entering the thread suddenly go on about how the update isn't that bad, Karkat isn't dave and jade's short lived troll slave, and that things could still be good

This is fucking hilarious.

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So how do I get my money back?

>>87632038
jane was a dude?

>>87632025
TT: But I am only doing exactly what you would be doing if you were in my situation.
TT: Do you know how I know that?
TT: Because I am literally you, actively in the process of being in this situation.
TT: I know!
TT: Ok, we're the same person!
TT: I fucking know that!

>>87632046
yeah but everyone else is acting like retarded faggots over this I thought I might join in

>>87632018
>>87632019
where can I see them? don't use snapchat

>>87632044
cohen is creative director of hiveswap, this is all as canon as hiveswap is

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>>87632031
>>87632043
d0n't
trust
nussie

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>>87632031
Everytime I see davekat shippers acting smug, I just remember how much breedposting and these comics trigger the fuck out of them. And it makes me feel good.

>>87632053
I think you need to get your eyes checked out, Anon.

>>87631896
>What does Homestuck have if not his writing?
Have you seen Homestuck WITH his writing for the past 3 years?

Good FUCKING riddance to Andrew Hussie, abject failure and emotional con artist

>>87632060

So...not canon.

>>87632031
you probably think johnroxy isn't dead either "because hussie totally put evidence for them in the comic"

maybe you should read a better written comic if you want pay off for emotional investments

>>87631986
>Two co rulers can't go out for a bite to eat without it being a date.

>>87632035
>>(Question answering) and MY TWEET WILL HAVE RELEVANCE TO HIVESWAP
Wrong!
Learn to read really: First post is: Hussie approved my writing, also, I am not denying my tweet.
>I did not make that post specifically about Hiveswap, a declaration to use Hiveswap as an insane political cartoon out of left field as any dissent must clearly imply

Well , he didn't. And he clarified that his tweet was about his wirting in general, not Hiveswipe.

>>87632059
they are here in this thread and the last one

>>87632060
so not at all?

>>87632072
>past three years
Let's be real, it's more like half a year's worth of updates.

>>87631921
A thread popped up with that "last hetero on Earth C" comic. It's by icels? Isn't it the same person who drew all those comics of John "slaying the gays"? They're a davekat shipper?

>>87632038
It was a joke Tweet.

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>>87632047
Yeah. They're the last remnants of the fanbase, with Cohen Edenfield as Admiral Doneitz, the Fuhrer of the franchise for a whole four weeks.

Walls gonna come crashing down soon.

>>87632064
>>87632047
>>87632031
>reeee my ship is canon it's canon it's YOU who are butthurt ;___;
bro

it's just a ship bro

the comic it's in isn't even good

>>87631896
>nanosteam dead
>hiveswap shit
>star citizen never coming out
>every other fucking thing i liked or wanted gone to shit because of stupidity
End me

>>87631326
But anon, don't you want to see QUEER people have GAY relationships that are so SMOL in their verisimilitude instead of an actual plot?

Why can't we just have normal fucking gay relationships instead of this shitfest? And why can't Roxy end up with John? Isn't Calliope mentally 12? Isn't she unable to feel love?

If I ever want to convince a homophobe to change their views, I will make sure that they stay the fuck away from Homestuck.

>>87632082
>unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

While answering a question. About Hiveswap. With none of his other works relevant to the conversation. There is nothing else he could be referring to, because ONLY HIVESWAP was being discussed.

>>87632054
Again, AR Manipulating Dirk, making him thing it is all his fault. it's calmost classic emotional Blackmail.

Also, the end of this conversation result in Dirk actually understanding this relationship is bad and putting an end to it.

>>87632099
>the comic it's in isn't even good

Maybe post-retcon, but back in act 5, no. I don't think anyone beyond icels-tier fans considers post-retcon characters really worthwhile.

>>87632047
>Karkat isnt dave and jade's short lived troll slave
No

Even worse

Dave's housewife, his only purpose in life

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>>87632095
You are LYING. Here, he confirmed it on Reddit again

https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/5ch1zr/yo_for_one_about_these_upd8s/d9wjsiz/

Gee guys it sure is funny that Cohen keeps making these tweets which are obvious jokes, then makes comments on reddit saying they're not jokes.

Why, he's comitting so much to the joke that his title is Creative Director of Hiveswap now!

That Cohen Edenfield!

What a kidder!

>>87632116
And then he explicitely clarify this comment wasn't about Hiveswipe, but his writing in general.

It's like you refuse to comprehend.

Cohen clearly stated that his tweet is about his writing in general. A statement he made in reponse to someone who made the exact same assumption as you and confronted him about it.

>>87632123
>Maybe post-retcon, but back in act 5
act 5 was six years ago
the comic hasn't been good for six years
get over it

The fact is, neither davejade or davekat is confirmed and never will be because Hussie's a pussy that doesn't wanna step on anyone's toes

They're both boring ships anyway goddamn

So in the end the world really did become a gay dystopia where gender and sexuality have no meaning

A hero must rise.

>>87632125
His short, short life.

>>87632123
>but back in act 5
>act 5
>good

>>87632117
>Dirk was a good boy, he dindu nuffin, despite him admitting to having done sumfin and nothing in canon ever point towards AR being responsible for his guilt
>dindu nuffin!

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>>87631359
>>87631393
>my writing is going to get so much more political and queer and antifascist than it already was cause that's the weapon I can lay hands on
>make of that what you will, I guess! unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions in my tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.
do you know what 'forestalled' means, anon?
it means obstructed, stopped, prevented in advance.
he is literally saying that he is going to turn his writing into a political 'weapon' and that he doesn't plan on changing this.
he is writing hiveswap, and has just said that the 'majority' of act 1's writing is his own.

he isn't confirming whether or not the tweet was about hiveswap, but he IS confirming that he's going to be keeping to the tweet in the very same post in which he's talking about writing for hiveswap. anybody with even a couple of braincells to rub together'll be able to put that one together.
who knows, maybe he'll have a bit of fucking sense and keep political bullshit out of the game, but that's a real stretch to believe, unfortunately.

>tfw your favorite media franchise ended terribly and was shunted off to the greasy hands of a gross looking Jonah Hill abortion of a man who swore to make a comic derailed by shoehorned political soapboxing into a bastion of "queer" writing

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Guys cut Edenfield some slack. Remember his formspring where he called Vriska fat? Remember Problem Sleuth?

He's done a lot of good work, that Cohen Edenfield. We all know Hiveswap would follow his artistic vision when we backed the kickstarter

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>>87632148
>The fact is, neither davejade or davekat is confirmed and never will be because Hussie's a pussy that doesn't wanna step on anyone's toes
Why would he be scared of stepping on those particular toes? It's not as if he hasn't confirmed ships with competing ships before. Hell he confirmed this one like three times.

>>87632172
He knows how hated Davekat is. That fuck knows what he's doing isn't liked, but he's so passive-aggressive he doesn't have the balls to do anything one way or another

>>87632172
Because if he didn't have one gay ship he'd have been beaten to death in front of his house

>>87632131
Just in case I wasn't clear.
This is the joke tweet I am talking about >>87631464
WHERE HE DOESN'T EVEN CONFIRM JANE ROXY OR CALIE ARE GAY, BUT ANSWER TO SOMEONE WHOASSUME THEY ARE IN A THREESOME
Second, your reddit link doens't confirm any gauness either. Fuck, he doesn't even confimr anything, only thta he wrote the stuff.

COULD YOU GUYS AT LEAST COMPLAIN ABOUT REAL STUFF? NOT SPECULATIONS?

>>87632163
If he's writing the show too, things are irrevocably screwed.

>>87632172
competition for rosemary died long ago, after act 5

>>87632172
he made that back before the hatred and apathy

>>87632188
>He knows how hated Davekat is
By who? People in /hsg/? Why do you think he'd care what anyone here thinks? All he's been seeing are the crowds of vocal and enthusiastic fans who made Dave/Karkat the number 1 pairing on AO3, next to John/Karkat and John/Dave.

>>87632146
Also I referred in the tweet to "my writing" in general, but you framed it as if I were specifically talking about a plan to make Hiveswap into a political cartoon.
>but you framed it as if I were specifically talking about a plan to make Hiveswap into a political cartoon
>as if I were specifically talking about
>specifically

He has said right in the quote I keep linking, that Hivebent is subject to the sentiment of that tweet. He is claiming that the tweet is not specifically about how he plans to use Hiveswap.

How is this not linking up for you? That tweet is about his writing, Hiveswap is what he's writing, it is included, he stated as much in actual words. He has only denied it is referring exclusively to Hiveswap.

>>87632213
And reddit, and tumblr. There's tons of hate out there. Shit's the narusaku of Homestuck

>>87632158
Changing my words again. My point has been that Dirk has been as much manipulated as Jake has been. Not that he is innocent.
>and nothing in canon ever point towards AR being responsible for his guilt
AR Literally glorify himself for manipulating the chain of events.

>>87632229
Fuck you, Naruto/Sasuke had two characters with a good rapport and much of the conflict centered around their friendship.
Davekat came together because... reasons?

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>>87632208
>tfw rosemary is the only part of old Hussie and old Homestuck left in the comic originating all the way from Act 4
Maybe that's why I can't bring myself to be as bitter about it as I am the rest of the comic.

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It's funny how every time Hiveswap Apologist Anon tries to bullshit up an argument, the actual Cohen Edenfield shows up to completely debunk him.

It should be SO EASY coasting on "ambigiously" and "maybe" - Cohen's never written before, so "maybe" he'll be good!

But don't worry Apologist Anon, your hero is here to shatter your delusions of competency. After all, he's a very inclusive and virtuous man - why should the world wait until his game is out to know that?

>>87632245
>AR Literally glorify himself for manipulating the chain of events.
And is then about 20 PSI from getting murdered. He had zero influence over that conversation, and in no way wanted Dirk to feel guilty.

>>87632162
>r
He literally said he is going to use his wirtting in generale and that his tweet wasn't about Hiveswipe.

the rest is just you deciding to assume the worst to get butthurt about it.

>>87632229
>and tumblr
Where do you think all the people who READ those AO3 fanfics come from dude?

Were you even around back before Davekat was canon? You don't know what you're talking about. You're making up a narrative to justify your own sour grapes.

>>87632262
Tipsy, icels.
Why are these people so fucking insufferable?

John/Vriska is all that's fucking left.

But Hussie isn't going to do it. He's going to have her come back, and she and Terezi will screw, possibly with John masturbating in the corner.

>>87632213
I get the feeling he doesn't really like davekat himself honestly, but he feels like he's got to make up for the few very shitty m/m pairings there's been in the comic. But he doesn't care about it enough to actually write it. All davekat stuff was drawn by other people

I still liked it.

>>87632277
>narrative
This isn't a fucking narrative. The davekat tag was often freaking out because they got so much hate. That shit icels posted where they were flipping out wasn't just one incident. You talk about narratives yet you're the one trying to give this idea that only icky 4chan hates Davekat, when that's definitely not true. tons of people fucking hate it, a lot of the art team and music team hate it! The person who drew the iconic davekat pic that those cunts seize on didn't even like it!

>>87632277
Not them but I've seen lots of davekat hate on tumblr
It's a big site, every person on there doesn't share the same opinions

>>87632218
>He has said right in the quote I keep linking, that Hivebent is subject to the sentiment of that tweet.
he isn't.

>How is this not linking up for you?
Because if it was, he wouldn't have made the distinction. eh would have acctually claimed that Hiveswipe was included too.

what he did instead is mention that Hussie sanction his writing.

>>87632312
yeah i liked it too in fact im v glad about how gay they being

its been.... a terrible time, to say the least, for the gay community

so seein stuff that was formerly Queerbait Central end up getting some kind of Payoff, as ambiguous as it is rn, is reassurin 2 me and 2 everyone else that these guys dont bear any bad feelings

a little morale boost in these times when folks like us are getting kicked off of public transport and in some cases beaten up already (blood warning on that link btw)

>>87632307
You can tell he doesn't like Davekat because he puts zero effort into it.

>>87632267
>He had zero influence over that conversation, and in no way wanted Dirk to feel guilty.
And yet he did. And yet this convo was what made Dirk decide to put an end to the relationship.

>>87632262
Again, what is this image supposed to prove?

No one here is denying he is writing it.

>>87632323
>This isn't a fucking narrative.
It's such a narrative, the only thing missing is the giant eagles at the end to rescue Frodo from fucking Mount Doom

>>87632299
I think Vriska's gonna permadie by Terezi's hands after Terezi tells her she loves her

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Eyup

>>87632280
Davekat fans are fucking insufferable. Have you ever seen one that wasn't? Cause I sure as fuck haven't.

>>87632389
Zoom closer on her breasts.

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>>87632271
>specifically
quite a fun word, actually.
however he tries to maneuver afterwards, it doesn't change the fact that he's now on record saying he's going to try as hard as possible to write as terribly as possible '''in general''' and doesn't stop keeping this up in the same breaths he's talking about hiveswap in - the game he's a creative director and lead writer in.

actually i'm curious, what the fuck does cohen even write outside of hiveswap? tweets? fanfic? he's a literally who.

>>87632389
TIME FOR CALIBORN RAPE

cohen is as qualified to write hiveswap as trump is qualified to be president

>>87632405
Davekat haters are almost as bad.

the fuck is roxy doing

>>87632418
I guess Hiveswap's about to be GOTY then.

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>>87632389
JANE'S SEXY SEXY CLEVAGE

>>87632389
If Jane gets kidnapped by Caliborn, how does she show up later to fight him
Or is this another one of those things where the writers completely forgot about it because Hussie and his team are now FUCKING INCOMPETENT

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>>87631185
>Double D Vriska
I'm in diamonds now

>>87632417

What is she stabbing? What is that green stuff?

>>87632417
the hell is roxy doing

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>>87632372
I'm sorry but what the fuck are you even trying to argue?

Cohen wrote this update. Cohen turned Roxy, a character who was previously straight, gay. Cohen tweeted about making his writing gay.

There's just no fucking denying it, asshole! He's doing EXACTLY what people were afraid of - ruining characters for the sake of queer pandering.

His "clarification" that he was talking about his "writing in general" means nothing when he's ALREADY begun the WORST CASE SCENARIO NONSENSE in the MAIN COMIC

In fact, saying he was gonna ruin Hiveswap was conservative! It seems that fat fuck Edenfield feels like he has to burst a load in Homestuck's decayed corpse before he begins executing the game!

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>>87632409
4ubby

>>87632443
She cut a hole in her tie. For some reason.

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>>87632431
Yeah no.

>>87632376
And risk sinking a "queer" ship? No.

>>87632443
Her tie

Is she making a rogue mask by cutting holes in it?

>>87632435
>>87632443
>>87632446

She's making a mask from her tie, I think.

Why she doesn't just materialize her god-tier outfit I dunno. Maybe Cohen forgot that was a thing they could do.

>>87632331
Let me pose a scenario for. I'm building you a shed as a subcontractor to a company you hired to build said shed. I say to Bob that I plan on using recycled fiberboard.

So you come up to med, and you casually bring up the fiberboard thing, and then ask me if I'm the one who is putting up your shed. I say, "Well yes I am. And by the way, I am definitely starting to use recycled fiberboard without delay!"

Now. What kind of fiberboard is used in your shed?

>>87632446
>>87632443
Making a mask, they look like eye holes maybe

>>87632431
>almost
half the post is "ooh dave/jade is canon" and if you disagree they shit their pants and go "UGH DAVEKAT SHIPPERS ARE SO BAD, GOOD THING WE NEVER ACT THE WAY WE SAY THEY ACT"

and it's like

shit

these are the lower quality ships from an already mediocre webcomic why do you care so much

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>Trump takes a small loan of one million dollars
>Becomes President
>Cohen takes a loan of 2.4 million dollars
>Makes Hiveswap

>>87632280
Both of them are people who like to say ""haha straights btfo"" but both get into damage control mode when their ship is bashed on by edgy comics

Tldr all davekat shippers are obnoxious

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>>87632442
Those have to be a hell of a lot bigger than double D, F maybe.

>>87632431
aaaand found the davekat fan.

>>87632389
>>87632417
Yesss I was worried it was just Jane pulling a prank
Might still be though - "Whatever do you mean~?"

Oh shit Roxy's going full rambo/rogue

>>87632443
>>87632446
She's making a mask for her rogue outfit. For some reason, instead of pulling it out of the void or some shit like a normal god.

>>87632478
>making a mask
the fuck? she has void powers she can just magic an outfit from nothing

>>87632411
>he's now on record saying he's going to try as hard as possible to write as terribly as possible '''in general'''
No, he is in record for saying he will use his writing to fight for his ideas, as many writers actually do.

>and doesn't stop keeping this up in the same breaths he's talking about hiveswap
He stop to corrct that he wasn't talking about Hiveswipe.

>ually i'm curious, what the fuck does cohen even write outside of hiveswap? tweets? fanfic? he's a literally who
He has written the snapchat, who have not been bad so far.

>>87632483
Yeah, never forget they're always fucking flipping out over all the anti-davekat stuff. Or even just pro-Davejade stuff.
Yaoi shippers are fucking scum.

>>87632481
I'm laughing harder than I should be

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>>87632489
If i'm wrong I sure as fuck don't wanna be right

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ARqiussprite is the one doing the hacking, for the less clever among you, by the way.

>>87632466
A confession before rightfully killing someone who needs to die would be tragically romantic

And they couldn't cry about "killing off the lesbians" because the comic's packed with gays and married lesbians

>>87632470
She left the mask on the sword of Rose's tombstone.

>>87632479
Tipsy, is that you?

Davejade shippers are fucking annoying, but Davekat shippers are the worst.

>>87632513
>He stop to corrct that he wasn't talking about Hiveswipe.

SPECIFICALLY
He said he wasn't talking about Hiveswap SPECIFICALLY.

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>>87632479
Guy, I'm sorry to say it but Karkat's a slave.
He's forced to dig up statues while the actual gods watch.

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>>87632481
Holy shit

>>87632539
davejade shipper detected

>>87632449
Thanks.

>>87632447
Not them but dude I'm pretty sure these particular updates were prepared long before the election

>>87632529
>A confession before rightfully killing someone who needs to die would be tragically romantic
yeah but it would be boring because it would be terezi
same old sexless, unpassionate, and unexciting terezi

>>87632529
What was that tweet Cohen did yesterday?

Yeah, no. Maximum gay at every opportunity. That's just what they're going to do.

>>87632489
who fucking bred with vriska....

>>87632539
It's icels most likely. Tipsy doesn't come here but icels does, and always fails to stir up shit before going out to cry on their blog.

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>>87632555
I'm making a promise to finally finish this shitty fucking comic before next week.

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>>87632565
__Me__

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So when did you realize that Hussie killed off Aranea, who pre-GO was just a vessel for worldbuilding, to symbolize that he was killing off all of the worldbuilding in Homestuck?

>>87632559
>d-davejade sh-shipper detected
No, I am a fucking angry Karkat fan and his character arc is to become fucking shipping accessory or eternal OT3 ambigious shit. Go fuck yourself.

>>87632539
>>87632568
>this samefagging
>actually having a feud with a specific internet person about a ship in a dead comic
you need to evaluate your life
you won't survive in trump's america

"hey yeah I'm super concerned for my friend let me just spend 20 minutes awkwardly stabbing at some cloth with a steak knife so that I can put it over my face"

I hope hiveswap isn't going to be full of this tryhard shit

>>87632577
Good man.

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>>87632449
we have to go deeper
show us the pixels, anon.

>>87632470
even if she couldn't, she'd have the thing in her sylladex, wouldn't she?
i mean, i know i'd keep my comfy-ass magic pyjamas in my hammerspace inventory at all times, why the fuck wouldn't you?

>>87632513
>No, he is in record for saying he will use his writing to fight for his ideas, as many writers actually do.
>weapon
whatever somebody writes as a 'weapon' it's going to be fucking terrible
>He stop to corrct that he wasn't talking about Hiveswipe.
while still going on about it in the same fucking sentences as the ones he's talking about writing hiveswap in
>He has written the snapchat, who have not been bad so far.
it's been mediocre at best
you are a very optimistic person, anon, which is at least a good thing.

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>>87632555
>>87632577
Holy hell I've been waiting for this.