/co/ is gonna ship it

>>87628640
I'm going to ship toddler Moana and myself.

>>87628640
i ship the chicken and the pig

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>>87628640
>dreamworks smug face

>>87629378
No, Turducken > Chicken Cordon Bleu.

>>87628640
/co/ shipped a sorcerer with a cloak, this shouldnt surprise you

i do not

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>>87630745

>>87630745
Not really

>>87628640

I ship Moana's face with my dick.

>>87628640
Tumblr already does. Of course they also love the movie for the body positive black people from the Caribbean.

>>87634421
>black people from the Caribbean.
But their not

>>87628640
I seriously doubt they'll be more than friends in the movie, but sure we will, assuming the movie's good. I like size-difference couples.

>>87634458
If ATLA and LOK have taught me anything it is that tumblr rarely knows anything about other cultures.

>>87634942
Tumblr may act like they're deep, but they're only deep as the skin. You can have a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German princess as long as she is darker than India.

>>87628640

So whats the relationship between the two?

He is a god or demigod, is she just a mortal who gets wrapped up in some adventure with him?

What was with the water being seemingly sentient around her in the trailer? Is she perhaps of godblood herself? Is this movie going to end up a father/daughter vehicle?

>>87628869
Fuck off degenerate

i had my eyes on her first

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>>87630745
May have something to do with him being voiced by this guy.

>>87628640
You're welcome.

>>87628640
Pretty sure /co/ only wants to get pegged by Maui.

faggots all of you

>>87628640
>cankles

>>87628640
Chicken and Pig? Yeah.

>>87634421
Did you miss the shitstorm they had because they were "fatshaming" Polynesians by making Maui stereotypically obese?
Which is hilarious, because Maui is not even fat, he's fucking built. That's one big mass of muscle.

>>87640592
The guy looks like he can run 5 miles on his arms. Obese my ass.

>>87628640
They're gonna have to ship him with the two split halves of her after he taps that.

>>87628640
>Ugly fat guy and a cutie small girl
It's just like one of my japanese porn animes!