Homestuck

>>87618863
>What was the point of reviving Vriska if she was going to lead the ghost army anyway?
so someone could fix the problems of the meteor crew like rose being drunk, terezi getting clown'd and dave being straight

>>87618863
>>87618954
And lead the army even more and also find and use the Juju.

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So what do you predict for 11/11

>>87619371
Politically loaded poorly drawn garbage.

>>87619371
trump jokes and davekat
more likely nothing

>>87619371
Always expect the worst from Nussie

>Davekat Marriage
>Muh heavy feels Scourgecest
>John isn't depressed anymore
>John deals with Caliborn in a subversive way

>>87619417
People have been saying Davekat marriage forever, it's not gonna happen because Nussie still knows that there are enough Davejade shippers and people who just fucking hate Davekat that he can't really go for it.

>>87619413
>trump jokes
fuck everything if he does this

>>87619371
disappointment

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>>87619459
I meant besides the obvious

>>87619435
This.

>>87619506
cute jade

>>87619435
Please, Nussie probably is gonna adopt Cohen's passive-aggressive "don't like my thing? you're obviously this group i don't like and that makes everything i say right!" attitude

>>87619435
>it's not gonna happen
Don't fucking jinx it, asshole

We are the fucking minority for disliking it while the majority of his fans eat it up.

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>>87619570
>minority
Don't confuse the only people left who willingly eat his shit up for the majority of the fandom. It's like black hairy Jade.

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>>87619371
>Black jade

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>>87619674
Grimbark Jade

>>87619841
dead ship

>>87619884
They're living together

>>87619966
AND Jade is pregnant

>>87618863
There was no point. Hussie wrote the story heading in one direction, storyboarded Act 7, then pushed it off on someone else to animate. It took years to finish, so Hussie had to keep making filler.

He eventually got tired of being constrained by the ending he already wrote, so he decided to just go nuts and wrote a bunch of stuff leading up to Game Over, figuring he can just retcon it when he needs to. But then he half-assed the retcon and didn't think everything through so everything after the retcon is riddled with plotholes and complete shit.

>>87619437
it's inevitable
Trump is going to have the same impact on internet humor that George W. Bush had
it's already starting

>>87620015
Good thoughts, Anon.

>>87618863
NOTHING

VRISKAGRAM

>>87620065
Shit art.

>>87619884
Well yeah, grimbark Jade no longer exists. Thanks for the retcon Huss

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>>87620052
oh boy, four years of the same tired, low-effort jokes by shitty comedians. Can't wait.

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>>87620100
>chance for Jade to go full on bug fuckery with rage after years of madness and isolation and neglect
>he's too much of a lazy stupid coward to write ANYTHING interesting with it

>>87620127
That's not exactly interesting though.

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>>87620127
>not even Jade just having a breakdown and addressing the unfairness of it all

Fuck his "I don't know where to take this character" attitude for all his characters, the guy is just shit at writing now.

>>87620153
>>not even Jade just having a breakdown and addressing the unfairness of it all
>The "Jade had it the worst" meme.

>>87620142
That's because you have no imagination, anon.

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>>87620161
No, but she had it bad for no real reason.

>>87620162
No, I do have imagination and think that actually limits character opportunities. It's a pretty dumb and straightforward thing to do "lol evil"

>>87620172
That's true though but so did everyone.

>>87620188
everything is arbitrarily unpleasant for everyone
homestuck

>>87620099
I know, but at least it's new art.

>>87620203
Especially the readers. Yup, that's apt.

>>87620172
>has a loving boyfriend and a house slave
>having it bad

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update!

>>87620249
Stop shilling for (yous), man. Once was enough.

>>87620249
The funny part of this
Is that it means homophobia still exists on Earth C

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OH SHIT REAL UPDATE

>>87620162
>rawr Im evil

fuck off that was stupid

>>87620233
>moist.jpg

>>87620271
It's only natural.

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>>87620273
>blush over nose
>not on either cheeks

>>87620273
Kind of dumb to do this desu.

>>87620299
Yeah, I mean who's holding the phone

Why do I feel like icels is in these threads.

>>87620308
Karkat, slave of the flagship couple of humanity-troll control.

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>>87620319

>>87620319
Because you blame every post you don't like on her?

>>87620322
Why would you give Karkat a phone

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>>87620299
Whatever. It didn't make it, it's from deviantart.

>>87620319
Because Homestuck is no longer relevant, and you're desperate for something to happen to feel a part of.

>>87620335
It's a shitty flip-phone probably. Hence the quality.

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He deserved better
he deserved to be more than just shit yaoibait

>>87620349
This is what I'm talking about, Anon.

>>87620338
Go back to posting cute art now. Sorry for insulting you.

>>87620358
Trolls don't belong in the human dynamic

is it 11/11 on the us yet?

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>>87620391
Yes.

>>87620396
Looks nothing like Cronus. Is this some sort of Cronus/Horuss hybrid?

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>>87620384
we know

>>87620408
No.

Just. Cronus.

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DaveJade is big in Honduras.

>>87619320
why do they all have hooves

>>87620442
>not giving her a gunsword

>>87620433
That's retarded.

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>>87620442
>Rose and Roxy never fused and ended up screaming in perpetual orgasm

>>87620442
Seemed big in japan too

>>87620452
Davekat shippers.

>>87620505
nothing about homestuck is big in japan
maybe you're thinking of undertale by toby "radioactivity" fox

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>>87619435

>>87620538
Now post the one comparing sans/papyrus to davekat

>>87620534
I mean big relatively speaking. A lot of the westaboos I saw liked it.

I'm just now getting out of a coma

is there any more davekat or rosemary BS in the snapchat thing

>>87620555
Rosemary yes, Davekat no. The davekat shippers are fuming that Hussie refuses to confirm their ship.

>>87620553
do they identify with jade or what
date a handsome blond american boy from texas

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Hawaiians

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>>87620561
I guess that's expected
thanks

>>87620565
I think it's more Jade being appealing to the japanese?
She's kawaii and wouldn't be out of place in an anime.

>>87620561
After Trump won there's no way Hussie and Cohen aren't confirming it now, even if they'll wait until christmas or valentine's day.

>>87620572
Dave's hair is reasonable, so I can't hate this.

>>87620584
What if Hussie secretly voted for him

>>87620584
This, rip Davejade

>>87620584
They had every chance and no real reason not to, why would they do so now

>>87620584
>Hussie further sabotages his comic out of the need to be passive-aggressive

>>87620622
But who would it even be directed at? The comic is only read by people already swarming on Tumblr.

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>>87620638
Since when has Hussie ever made good decisions? He hired Cohen

>>87620621
that's just great

>>87620674
And he's been confirmed to be writing the entirety of Hiveswap

>>87620621
Does he understand that he's not the boss at all?

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>>87620709
well
fuck this I guess, right?

At least homestuck will be remembered as what not to do when writing out an overarching story.

>>87620721
Homestuck will be remembered as how to fail when you had every advantage.

>>87620739
That too.
For sure.

>>87620572
I see the island honeymoon is going well

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I don't find rose sexy anymore

>>87620814
I actually don't support bullying Karkat, and I feel painfully bad at what he's become

>>87620814
i'm fine with davekat

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>>87620833

To all those oldfags out there
If you could go back in time and warn yourself about how shitty homestuck gets, would you?

after everything that's happened just let the threads die. There's nothing to continue.

>>87620878
No, this suffering is good. This disappointment serves as a lesson to all of us to never fuck up like Huss did. Through hardship, art shall be born.

>>87620612
Why not? Davekat is Hussie's magnum opus.

>>87620878
I'd rather go back and take an archived copy of it then post it entirely on the MSPAforums and see everybody's reaction

>>87620833
My problems with davekat are that it's the result of a fucking retcon, just dropped on us suddenly with no prior warning, and that it left unanswered questions, like what the deal is with Karkat and Terezi, at least give them a conversation Hussie you fuck what was their moment what did you mean by you don't need him why the fuck did you think the retcon was a good idea fuck fuck FUCK

>>87620833
>I am fine with Karkat becoming Dave's wife and that's his character arc

>>87620878
Thanks to homestuck I lost my virginity

So no

>>87620878
And miss out on all the glorious HSG shitposting? Fat chance.

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This is uh-rah-dia. Say something nice to her.

>>87620886

Shush anon...

Let the hatred burn eternal...

>>87620983
Anon, are you stupid? Where's her fang?

>>87620964
no, it just means that I thought all their conversations were the funniest in homestuck by far and I want them to stick together even if that means they're going to stick it in each other

>>87620999
no
your thinking of uh-rab-ia

>>87621012
i made a typo
*ur

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.

>>87621039
Swap Jane and Dave.

>>87621039
>Dirk having more sexual skill than Bro
Literally impossible

>>87620814
I just don't care anymore

>>87621039
>jane "attempted rapist" that pure
>Dave "just wants a family" that impure

>>87621039
put jade right beneath john

>>87621058
Bro is a virgin loser
Dirk had plenty of time to hone his skills on Jake

>>87621012
I think you're mistaken anon. ur-rah-bia is everyone's favorite troll, the fanged one. Maybe you're getting her mixed up with ver-izz-cka?

>>87621086
Are you sure? I think she'd prefer to be right beneath Dave.

>>87621090
you mean trah-pee-z ?

>>87621089
I'm assuming this is pre-SBURB, but even if it wasn't, there's no way Bro was a virgin. It's in his genes, he's a horndog.

>>87621121
bro is a homopuppetsexual

the only non-dave thing that touched bro's dick was lil cal

>>87621001
>their conversations were the funniest
>"dude no ur gay"
>"NO U"
>"lol irony we are the new rosemary"
:^)

>>87621161
How tight was his trollcunt?

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>>87621307
Which Homestuck is the tightest

I vote Rose

>>87621371
Jade
She has resizing powers remember

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>>87621387
I was thinking at default and by habit, but yeah between Jade and all the Time players Rose could be forced into a having a perpetually and irreversibly hot-vice-from-hell of a pussy

>>87621387
Yeah but then it looks just loose but shrunken down, like looking at a picture of a gaping vagina in a 150x150 image

>>87621403
Jade doesn't offer her services to non-breeders

>>87621438
When will Jade "No baby, no loan" Harley finally get taken to court

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>>87621438
>implying Rose has a choice as her pussy is shrunk and she's sent to the breeding farm

>Still doing the Jade breeding meme after the ectobiology shit in the credits

It doesn't have the same punch anymore

>>87621475
We all knew they were going to use that to originally repopulate though.

It was never a matter of Jade repopulating, it was a matter of Jade breeding

So, there will be more snapchat update today, right?

>>87621498
Why aren't their skin completely paper white?

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>>87621506
They're blushing from all the sexy stuff.
More importantly the bloom settings on this are weird enough that pure paper white skin looks off and weird. Even ms. paint has the value toned down slightly.

>>87621498
>dave is so cold jade's tongue gets stuck

>>87621498
So what does Dave taste like?

>>87621498
Why is Yoko hono licking Julian Assange?

What really bugs me about most of the shipping crap that happened in the last few chapters is that none of it was foreshadowed nor even built up in the previous chapters.

Karkat and Terezi was a huge thing and it kept coming up on the meteor ride over and then just sorta got dropped for no reason. Wasn't most of the reason Terezi wanted to fix shit because she felt bad about Karkat dying for her?

Dave and Jade flirted a couple times, she bought into his cool guy persona completely, and she even dated bird dave. But no, Dave and Karkat is popular so that's gotta fuck up the setup ship.

John and Roxy? Forget the fact that you spent every moment that they were together flirting to the point that everyone called them out on it, John has to be alone and brooding and mopey so you can give Roxy her alien skull girlfriend.

Jane apparently can go fuck herself because her whole being sexually attractive and lonely as hell went fucking nowhere.

The toxic relationship between the two human dudes has to be a thing though right? There was nothing fucked up about it that led to a huge fucking character arc or anything.

All the stupid ships got together for no reason other than Hussie threw his hands in the air and shoved popular characters together. I

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This is a stickup.

Post cute troll girls or I WILL shoot.

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>>87621544
tl:dr

this is a chinese image board faggot

not your blog

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>>87621525
Disappointment and molybdenum

>>87621544
He's being subversive, don't you see!

>>87621563
Dave looks so sad

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>>87621545
But I thought John hated the crazy troll girls

>>87621544
>What really bugs me about most of the shipping crap that happened in the last few chapters
What really bugs me about most of the shipping crap that happened in the whole fandom is that NONE of the ships were ever taken seriously. Absolutely all of them were played as joke, even Rose and Kanaya.

The real stuff Homestuck is about is firnedship and always has

yet both the fandom and the hatedom treat shipping as if it was the most important thing or the thing that ruined everything in Homestuck, when, in reality, it is probably the aspect of the comic that has mattered the less.

>>87621581
John is realizing he doesn't have much of a choice and he is coming around.

>>87621544
>she bought into his cool guy persona completely
But this is exactly why davejade is bad, desu

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>>87621586
well alright then, I'll post the one he might still have a chance with.

>>87621572
Well yeah, he has a lot to be sad about. He rules over a country as its god-king, has superpowers and never wants for food or shelter, and has a super hot dog gf that loves him and wants to bear his puppies.
It's a hard life, I wouldn't wish it on anyone

>>87621588
Oh shut up icels.

>>87621593
>five thousand years without gods
>immediately appear and make their your leaders despite them being teenagers with no real experience and a lot of mental issues

Real smart move that.

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>>87621586
Also, doesn't he have a whole human kingdom with presumably hot girls that would love to fuck one of their gods? Or is 5000 years not long enough to make the incest icks go away, since they're all their ecto-baby descendants?

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>>87621611
They share 100% of his genes, because the only person they bred with for years were also related to him.

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Okay forget all the other fucked up shit in Homestuck credits universe C.


Why the FUCK are trolls still having their lives dictated by the color of their blood? Like what the fuck? I thought the point was to free them of this hemospectrum bullshit.

>>87621633
Hussie forgot about all that and went with the most superficial, surface ideas that were popular. Because Hussie is not a smart person.

>>87621633
not shown: rose whipping the trolls to work faster like the unpaid slaves they are.

>>87621636
>Hussie
>implying he even made the snaps

>>87621633
>Why the FUCK are trolls still having their lives dictated by the color of their blood?
How do you know they are? Maybe it's just two jade blood Troll who want to do that job.

>>87621648
t. Shelby

Nice try faggot, you can't backtrack your way out of this one.

>>87621646
If that snap isn't Huss made it's a VERY good imitation of his style

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>>87621623
I guess. I don't know a lot about genetics, but I'd figure in 5000 years, something would change. But I guess that all you have to make a stew with is the ingredients you put in.

>>87621633
>>87621648
Jadebloods are just genetically drawn to the idea of tending to batches of babies, it's literally in their blood
I wonder about the sea trolls and if they have their own little underwater town or if they all live on land with the plebians.

what do cerulean genitals taste like? Koolaid? Blueberries?

I wish Terezi was real so we could ask her!

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>>87621669

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>>87621669
I'll never not be mad at Huss for how he treated Terezi's character
And Dave's
And Karkat
And how he killed off Spades Slick unceremoniously but let Bec Noir live
And basically all of Act 6 and onward

bec noir is best noir
>sexy knot
how can other jacks even compete?

>>87621668
>Jadebloods drawn to babies
>Jade
>babies

Subtle

tuh-reh-zi

>>87621714
What about Cyborg Slick's robotic extendo-dick?

>>87621745
Well the Jade-Kanaya parallels did exist for a reason. Wish they had kept their friendship up.

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>>87621749

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What did John see?

>>87621785
blind girl has a nice ass

>>87621767
I'm sure they compare baby pictures

lmao jade is such a shitty breedslut she gets out bred by kanaya

she got a lower score than rose " NO MAKE HOT POCKET" lalonde

pathetic

>>87621813
>she got a lower score than rose " NO MAKE HOT POCKET" lalonde

Rose cheated on that test

>>87621813
Dave stop bullying jade

>>87621785
John getting cucked by Scourgecest

>>87621813
Those aren't her kids, they're from random trolls and the mother grub. She's a cuck.

>>87621813
Hey! I'm sure Jade is happy with her one child.

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>>87621857

Calvin & Hobbes > Problem Sleuth

>>87621877
That's just Dave with long hair.

>>87621910
You didn't expect the child of two furries to be attractive did you

>>87621698
honestly, i think he may have lost track of spades slick's character, its the only explanation i can think of for tis BS (intermission 2 is my favourite part of homestuck)

>>87621916
They're gods, they should be good looking

>>87621791
please

>>87621944
>lanky, androgynous motherfucker and bucktoothed with glasses hippy

That's a disaster right there

>>87621948
Why is Jade on all fours for no reason

>>87621948
this is kind of embarrassing tee bee aych

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>>87621946

>>87621970
I know, why is the pogo ride just in John's house. Why are Jade and Dave in John's house alone

>>87621970
Least they're eliminating Karkat outright instead of the stupid shit where Jade is all "YAAAY LOOK AT THE GAY BABIES". That shit is just outright stupid.

>>87621956
Didn't Jade have a lot of people hitting on her? And Jake was apparently good looking

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>>87622023

>>87621948
>being this mad

>>87622049
Only weenies like Jade.

>>87622023
Yeah, she was one of the more popular girls and Karkat apparently said she had a hot butt.

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>>87621948
I'm so glad Karkat is dead.

>>87622079
How will Karkat finally die?

jade is a poor man's vriska
>not as fat
>not as bitchy
>not as great
>black

>>87622109
>not as great
You mean
>not as greasy

>>87622109
>not fertile
>no curves
>not enthusiastic
>no cute fluffy ears

Yeah, Vriska is so great

>>87622104
Heart attack at the ripe old age of 43

>>87622104
8URPS

>>87622104
Suicide after Jade accidentally sends him the news that she and Dave are gonna have a baby

>>87622140
"accidentally"

>>87622152
>killing off your slave when they're still useful

>>87622184
Karkat is useless

>icels still bitching and getting triggered over steelcorridor's homophobic John comic

>>87622289
He really is. What is the point to Karkat? He had no role in the final battle, no real role post-game.
Hell, the most he ever contributed now is introducing the kids to the trolls.

So I'm pretty sure the updates always end around midnight for each date, but what time did they start for 10/25 and Halloween

>>87622334
Even if the tv sequel series is real and he's in it he'll probably be comic relief.

>>87622436

>Halloween

There was no Halloween update.

>>87622511
Yes there was, via snapchat.

>>87622479
He'll be the Bolin of the series.

>>87622520

No, there wasn't.

It'd be on the site by now if there was.

>>87622540
You're a dumbass.

>>87622527
He'll be dead by the time it starts. None of the kids will appear beyond vague cameos, the main cast will all be orphans.

>>87622546

Post a pic of it then if it's real, retard.

>>87622546

And you're a baiter.

>>87622558
>implying Dante didn't sign up to play Dave

>>87622520
>not on the website
>not written or drawn or animated by hussie

Literally fanfiction.

>>87619371
Nothing? What's special about 11/11 that something would happen?

>>87622639
act 6 5 year anniversary

>>87622639
Are you being serious?
Why did this thread just suddenly get invaded with stupid posters?

>>87622653
no one's ever cared about 11/11, it's the least important arc number and its way too close to 10/25

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>>87622675
Doesn't stop it from existing. The WLF event ends on it as well.

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>>87620814
i'm still making fancharacters
kind of a shame that pesterchum is dying out though. there's only a handful of popular memos and they're all either ran by assholes or require that you drown yourself in miles of red tape to actually RP, let alone all the fucking retarded politics and powertripping.
only other place i've been able to find decent homosuck RP is fucking f-list.

>>87620833
i wouldn't mind if karkat hadn't lost fucking everything else about his character, if he hadn't just become some growth attached to dave's side whenever he isn't being completely and utterly useless in every capacity possible

same with jade, she just kind of..
well, pic related.

>>87621633
if i recall correctly some colours do things purely because of their genetics, like jadebloods and [BREEDING], and fuchsias and murdering other fuchsias
not sure about the other colours' tendencies though.

>>87622719
>and fuchsias and murdering other fuchsias
Bullshit, Feferi wanted to be friends with Meenah. She just used that excuse because she's a cunt.

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Fortbent seems legit.

>>87622652
Has hussie ever done anything special on act anniversaries?

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>>87622710
>WLF
reminder that this happened

>>87620814
I wish Hussie didn't throw away Jane like trash.

>>87621039
>anybody in the upper-right corner
>bro is lower and leftier than dirk but mom is upper and rightier than roxy
>caliborn that high in the purity

>>87622758
So now that trump won are we gonna get a sale on davejade merchandise

>>87622803
Forget about davejade, Trump winning means it's over. Liberals like Cohen and Nussie had their bubbles burst so now they're going to double down on it so forget about it.

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>>87622049
>so many on Karkat

>>87622826
I can't wait for Anna Claire to be retconned into Jake's transvestite lover: Manna Claire

>>87622826
>rosemarried is illegal with trump

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

rose is the edgy rebellious one

>>87623006
i can't believe gamzee took rose's virginity

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drew this for my master

big shoutout to my master for always being there for me

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>>87623006
how many did he fuck...

>>87623089
Thanks to trump the gay singularity is over.

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>>87623089
Meh, the joke's already been done before. I liked this one better.

>>87623081
yeah, you'd think someone else would have done so by now

>>87623089

Holy shit, full keks

>>87623089
Poor icels, seeing them pull this passive-aggressive shit in response always makes me laugh.

>>87623089
Fuck off traitor

>>87623122
Not just that, they're doing it partially because of >>87619320


They're trying to court upvotes, it's hilarious.

>>87623089
I lost faith in you when you didn't do a comic of Karkat dying of old age.

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>>87618863
>what was the point of reviving Vriska
to cuck Karkat

>she is a better leader than him
>she blew herself out without using chat programs
>she died and saved several universes
>has a dedicated waifu looking for her
>is an actual character and not shipping accessory
>she is the 8est

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>>87623089
A bit WORDS, but still, good stuff.

>>87623166
You mean age 30?

When will John turn the tables and date Jane so he can tell his friends to check their non-incest privilege?

>>87623212
no, stop! they're son and mother you gross freak!

>>87621948
Thats more butthurt than 100 davekat shippers on a7

>>87623089
Thanks bro.

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>>87623333
>Thats more butthurt than 100 davekat shippers on a7


Not really.

>>87623350
>Hussie will confirm Davekat in Collide!
>In Act 7!
>In the credits
>In halloween

Whoops. Man, I feel bad for them, they have to rely on Cohen for that shit now, and Cohen's awful at everything. But then I guess Davekat shippers don't give two shits whether Dave is well written or not.

>>87623364
So you're saying Davejade won?

^ think before posting

>>87623361
Hussie can't even write Dave like Dave anymore. I remember someone posting his conversation with Dirk, then editing it slightly and it suddenly felt WAY more like how Dave would talk. Not just in attitude, but in punctuation.

>>87623370
I wish

At least Hussie can write Kar-
>Karkat kills himself, because Hussie has no clue what do with him other than being shipping bait

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>>87623364
Jadekat never had a chance.

>>87623386
Hussie can't write Karkat anymore though. Karkat just seems like how generic fanfic writers write him.
I dread seeing what Cohen will pull out of his ass for Karkat.

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>>87623389
>cutting out the rest of the comic

>>87623379
Did anyone screenshot that?

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>>87623406
I disapprove of hurting Karkat's kiwi. It has done nothing wrong and doesn't deserve to suffer for anyone else's mistakes.
And because I like kiwis.

>>87623379
I think the biggest thing was how Dave maybe talks like this?
Like he's unsure of himself constantly and also maybe because this is how people on tumblr talk?

>>87623440
After getting fucked in the ass by Karkat for three years of course he turned into a tumblrfag.

>>87623440
Dave using punctuation felt wrong. Like Karkat typing in lower case. Like when it happened it felt like it should have been more significant.

>>87623177
Can you please stop bullying Karkat? Thanks.

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>>87623526
Karkat deserves to be cucked and bullied

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My friend told me that Hiveswap isn't even being directed by Hussie anymore, that nearly all the creative direction for the game is being done by the twitter guy

That's not actually true, is it?

>>87623604
>this wiki is a little outdated. ryan and andrew collaborated on the characters and overall story quite a while ago but the overwhelming majority of act 1's writing has been done by me, as has the creative direction. andrew's gone over what I've done and liked it. make of that what you will, I guess! unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

If autism means anything we've got fourteen minutes to go before King Cohen shows us his 11/11/11:00 update

>>87623585
Do more femdom

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>>87623628
Fuck me why

Wait
>unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

Does that mean the tweet people were getting v&'d for was actually Hiveswap related, that this guy is really gonna Hiveswap a political thing cause of the 2016 US elections?

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>>87623649
Nah

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>>87623656
You expected less?

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>>87623692
I just don't see how we went from "A Homestuck Adventure Game" to "This Twitter Guy uses all of the Homestuck Fanbase's Kickstarter money to whine about Drumpf."

Like this is bonkers. Just- just completely bonkers.

>play fortbent
>sick bronze colossi at the trolls
>only sollux dies
FYI, I gave the two GT legendary in everything and the non-GT had great in their skills (except gamzee who was master and kanaya had master dodging).

The colossi had at least master in fucking everything.

Yes, Karkat survived but Sollux did not. Probably because he fucking threw away his weapon.

>>87623731
The fact that he isn't even writing it is absurd. Does he expect Cohen to write for the show as well?

>>87623731
>reddit was applauding his tweet
What in the world-

I mean /hsg/ was super fucking gay but if you told them some random twitter guy was writing Hiveswap and was making the game political they would have rioted

>>87623766
It's almost as if people care more about the quality than the orientation of things. Which is why people don't like Davekat
Or even Rosemary, like how the fuck do you fuck something like Rosemary up so badly

One minute go go famalam

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

Wow it's fucking nothing

>>87623440
I thought he always talked like a tumblr kid honestly

Either that or tumblr kids started talking like him

>>87623766
What, you don't see the paralels were already there? The heir to a monarchy who likes memes is pretty much the exact same as a democratically elected guy who has right wing opinions.

>>87623379
It makes sense though. People are never the same as they are when they're 13 and he's supposed to have dropped his cool guy facade

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Hold on lads

What if we're being played

Sure it's easy to look at Cohen Edenfield and see a narcissistic maniac willing to destroy a project for his outdated political views

But Hussie and Ryan North gave up creative control to him

They gave up creative control to a twitter guy

What if he's the "fall guy?"

What if they paid him a lump sum to be a scapegoat for all that's wrong with Hiveswap?

>>87623839
Ah yes, to bare to terrible brunt of having some nerds on the internet not like them. Truly worth 1.8 million dollars to avoid such savage backlash.

>>87623791
Nah
The lack of punctuation was his thing, but once he started using question marks for things that weren't questions and that non-committal, always talks with like and maybe because they're too afraid of offending anyone, attitude, then it was full tumblr kid.

>>87623806
>makes sense
Stop trying to justify it with any of that bullshit, and face that facts: Hussie became awful at writing Dave.

>>87623858
Well what other fucking reason would Andrew Hussie have some twitter guy be the CREATIVE CONTROL of the project?!

It doesn't make any sense! AT ALL!

Look at the Kickstarter, Hussie says the game will be "Homestuck, but as a game." He writes a lot saying "I will make an adventure game, I will write, I will create a new setting, I I I."

Why have a pitch where you say you're gonna make the game but then hand it off to some rando on twitter?!

>>87623775
Hussie only makes romance interesting during the chase/questioning phase. It's why he never followed through with 99% of ships

It's like that in a lot of things actually, I guess making people who are unambiguously in love interesting is hard unless you're a real writer

>>87623806
Ah yes, Dave character-developed from an interesting and funny person to a whiny, humorless soapbox. I guess puberty just hit him with the badly-written stick.

You guys realize Cohens and Icels are close right
What else did you expect

>>87623883
How about he made a series of bad decisions and doesn't have the resources to back out anymore after making yet another bad decision?

>>87623889
While I can see it (both are unfunny and painfully passive-aggressive), I'd rather have proof.

>>87623883
hussie always deferred hiveswap to people though
first he gave an outline he wrote in a couple weeks to TOG, and that didn't work out
then he made someone besides him the creative director at the NY office, and that didn't work out
hiveswap was never something he was constantly micromanaging
>Why have a pitch where you say you're gonna make the game but then hand it off to some rando on twitter?!
because people would want to back that way, same reason they promised weekly dev updates (so much for that)

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>>87623889
Well fuck both of them. King and Queen of a barren kingdom. i hope its worth it when hiveswap is a wet fart that has a terrible political cartoon tier story.

>>87623900
He follows her blog and likes everything she posts

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>>87623929
Huh. Well Icels was aggresively arguing and cursing at people who were like "Dude NO" to Cohen Edenfield's announcement he was making Hiveswap political.

Man what a faggot. Danganronpa V3 has a gay protagonist but no one fucking cares since they know the story won't revolve around that. Why didn't Edenfield just like make Joey or Trizza or Jude gay and tell a good story? Why explicitly say he was using Hiveswap as a political "weapon?"

Like I just feel flat out terrible. Maybe this political shift is a good thing if it exposes these hacks, but it's a shame that Hiveswap had to suffer for it

still no update on MSPA

anything on the snapchat

What act of hiveswap are they even working on at this point

>>87624012
1 of course

>>87624010
Nope.

I feel like the only appropiate conclusion to this punchline of a kickstarter campaign is for Edenfield to cancel the game at episode 2 with a long and bizarre political diatribe

>>87623987
God I saw the comments in that thread, it was fucking embarrassing.
Nothing good will come from Homestuck having political elements. It's like Hussie is trying to drive away more and more of his fanbase.

>>87623866
It wasn't even the punctuation that made me think that, but his "cooler than you" attitude and shutting down arguments with single words or jokes

>>87623883
Talking of the same guy who impersonated trump and sanders months ago.

is icels and cohen the new rachel and hussie?

>>87624065
Well the getting cancelled at Act 2 is inevitable at least.

>tfw I will never get to jack off on a chubby Homestuck fangirl's butt
life is tough

>>87624116
Cohen came pre-ruined.

>>87624116
Cohen's friends are all awful. Zoe Quinn was one of them but I didn't wanna mention her since there was no reason to think he'd make Hiveswap a political tool UNTIL HIS FUCKING TWEET WHEN HE SAID HE WAS MAKING HIVESWAP A POLITICAL TOOL

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Icels excuse for Hiveswap bombing miserably

>>87624123
Well it's not like Hiveswap could have sold.

I mean if it was edgy or crazy, if like Joey went full Heart of Darkness and it became this HOLY FUCK kind of deal, people might buy it, but as it stands most sales for Hiveswap were made four years ago.

Bummer.

You bitch too much to cohen and icels they are just symptoms of what the fanbase became.

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>>87624275
Cohen is the asshole in charge of a project I paid money for. He's an asshole, same with Hussie for giving a multi million dollar project to a twitter guy.

I think it's absurd to not go all out on the guy, now that he's confirmed he's using the project as a political weapon(His words, not mine)

Like I know I seem like a shit stirrer right now but I'm not, it's literally what Cohen tweeted and then confirmed on Plebbit. He's using Hiveswap as a political weapon. He's using a kickstarter fangame with a troubled development history, because his ego couldn't take losing an election that no one was happy about in the first place.

Hussie has the right to destroy his own comic and fade into obscurity. Cohen doesn't have the right to hijack a multi million dollar project.

The backers have suffered ENOUGH!