"How to Talk to Girls at Parties" Storytime

I forgot about it since no scans. Noice, thanks anon.

>>87617375
Oh my god this page

LMAO

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>>87617375
>"You want to put it in my what now?"

The face of innocence incarnate.

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>>87617419
Triggering intensifies

>>87617486
FUCK

I hope the book title doesn't lie and weactually get to learn something here :(

>>87617675
>Posting an image in a storytime
Fucking ignorant frogposter

This seems pretentious as fuck.
Not that i'm not enjoying it or anything

>>87617235
>Gabriel Ba
Awesome.

Do Gaiman's "Prez Rickard" issue of Sandman. #54, I think.

>>87617773
Im not sure if these girls are really supposed to be weird, or if it's just supposed to be Enns distorted view of things

Getting slightly annoying

>>87617235
Read this last week! Thanks for storytimin', man!

>>87617801
>Im not sure if these girls are really supposed to be weird, or if it's just supposed to be Enns distorted view of things
Girls aren't from another planet, he said.
I want to go back to Sun, she said.

>>87617801
>if it's just supposed to be Enns distorted view of things
More likely this.
It's how we see the world, especially with alcohol and hormones,
And it makes for more interesting drama.

>>87617296
How_I_Met_Your_Mother.jpg

>>87617533
WOH THERE

SUDDENLY CRAZY OUTTA NOWHERE

Doesn't seem out of place at a party though there's always the 1 interesting person like that

>>87617645
Alright

Doesn't seem to be much talking so far

Just being sort of...talked AT

>>87617764
BEST GIRL APPROACHES

>>87617983
Well alright, then. I guess Stella was pretty InterSTELLAr

>>87617983
>ywn bang a universe

Thanks OP, been thinking of buying this.

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So Stella had a dick, right?

>>87618056
>you'd stop being you and being the guy that did that
Oh for sure. It was actually a house of trannies.

>>87618073
so he didn't actually talk to girls

>>87618056
It was feminine though

>>87618065
>this made into a film
Fucking damnit. Another fun story ruined by Hollywood.

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Thanks for reading, folks.

Support the official release!

>>87617933
Art man.

Art...

>>87618100
>64 pages
>18 bucks
Fuck off, Kevin, you cunt.

>>87618056
That's one interpretation. Another is that it was about aliens and such. Me, I like your take.

Means I've fucked a universe.

Ok well that was cool. I think he tried to rape her and that's it. All the actual things girls are doing at parties being substituted for Gaimanisms was getting at first but cool, also helped to isolate what Enn was doing. Girls did seem like extra terrestrials at that age for sure.

>>87617759
Feels like a mystery novel to me.

I'm getting flashbacks to the time I forced myself to talk to women/girls

>>87617759
>>87618324
I still have troubles with it. Going out with this girl that wants to know more about meeting guys out at parties too, we went to one together, but everyone seemed so paired up already we barely even talked or kissed anyone else but ourselves
Cool and all, but we discussed it and we still feel like we are missing some huge societal thing. Like this big step that we never took? This self-esteem boosting thing we never did. Its not even a relationship problem, she has been in an open relationship for the last... what? Seven years? And I've been in one for three and am currently in one since april or something.
We are 20, btw, living the happiest days of our lives, but there is still that little gap there. For me its the fear that after these two girl are all through and done with me or me with them, what will happen to me if I don't develop this skill, this ability that so many people around me have? I don't want to have only the option to yet again wait for an emotional bond to form, ya know?

Something casual can't hurt.
I've heard the "just talk to them" talk again and again, which is why this was so interesting. Maybe I AM being pretentious and just asking out on my own experience. Bust "just talking" never got me anywhere, I need more than that to go on. My record still stands to: a lesbian, a girl that got weirded out and another that had the chillest boyfriend around, dude was thin as a stick and 2 meters tall.

>>87618100
Not sure if I was totally on board with the story, but I absolutely loved the art. Second book I've read with Fabio and Gabriel doing art, I read Daytripper and loved it. I think this might get me to go and actively look for more stuff by them. Any suggestions anons?

So you guys went on an open relationship since before you were 15?

>>87617362
HOW are they supposed to be 15, they look like they're pushing 30

>>87618683
for >>87618623

>>87618683
Sorry, things got confusing there I bet.
Long story, but the shortest version is:
I'm anon, from Town. She is "Jasmine" from City.

Did the dumb "love-at-first-sight" "expectations-before-anything" relationship from highschool up until uni, 3 years relationship, 2012-end of 2015. I was 16, lost our virginity together yada yada. Got in an open relationship with Girl on april, got her out of an abusive relationship, she wanted to be with me, didn't think it was the right time for her yet, that she should enjoy some freedom for a while, yada yada2. Saw Dr. Stranger together just today.

Jasmine and I met at uni, early 2015. She was this really intellectual girl that changed styles everyday, from goth to cutesy to... Idk, she has a lookbook account with over 30 different styles. Got kinda sad when she told me she had a boyfriend. Fast forward to 2016, she reveals its an open relationship, she's with him since she was 13, they don't believe in marriage and stuff. Started hitting on her, she started hitting on me, we had a talk, she said she wasn't interested, she came here September 27th, second sleep over at my place. Watch some anime, was going to sleep on the couch. Somehow woke up with me in her arms, we cuddled, kissed and fucked and we are currently trying to do new things together. Experience stuff we never did before, either because I was too introverted or because she pushed people away. We changed a lot and are still changing each other and back, so we're trying to do these different things, see what can improve us more or just have fun. Its not a BIG deal for both of us, as much as I might make it sound. We are just really curious as to the "ways" behind it all, I guess? What's the 'secret'? What's THE step we are missing, the piece in the motherfucking puzzle.

>>87617675
>posting an image in a storytime

you utter mongoloid, anon

>>87618890
She's still not yours though.

That's the sad part.

>>87618124

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2016) (Rumor-Novus-HD)
http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/IgRm79qY/file.html

>>87617486
This is so relatable it hurts

>>87618627
Daytripper is the GOAT

honestly I need to read more of their comics as well, I know they did a book called Two Brothers as well as some Hellboy issues

>>87618969
Last thing I want or need right now is to be responsible for a serious relationship right now. C'mon, I JUST said how we are trying to see eachother seeing other people.

>>87618969
Also, would you call me having a collar with her name engraved on it with spikes and a chain, which she incomended and gave to me in person as enough sign of me "owning" her?

>>87619224
Nah, meant "yours to take for holy matrimony in one future day".

>>87619293
Don't wanna marry her. She has aversion to kids. I want at least two.

>>87618890
You probably shouldn't mess around with open relationships till you're a sad old washed up double divorce. When you're 20, man, you can do better.

>>87618623

I envy the guy in this comic. Everything everyone says to him is obtuse as fuck, but there's at least some sort of raw emotion in it. Every time I try to talk to a stranger, it's boring, surface pleasantries.

>>87617996
I just noticed that Vic's crotch at the top of the page looks a little "boxy"

>>87618124
>Kevin, you cunt
Was that a reference to the Gary the Goat videos?

>>87617235
Thanks a lot, I've been looking for this one.

>>87617441

Straight to the booze, story of my life.

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>>87617780
Just finished downloading the ENTIRE run.

While I haven't gotten to it yet (collected Annotated Volumes 1+2 thus far), I shall storytime!

>>87619039
noice anon, noice

I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING

Except to not piss off girls that may be actually trannies or sentient universes.

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Thanks for reading (again)!
Have a nice night.

Write to Dan DiDio to bring Mark Russell's Prez back. We need that satire now more than ever.

>>87618006
She had a penis, yeah?

>>87617235
Thanks OP, the book seems a little similar to another NG book called the Ocean at the end of the lane

>>87618089
and he doesn't know how to talk to boys! see full circle?

What is this and is it worth reading?

>>87620904
Prez is a superman.

>>87617759
>pretentious
Here is a word that get overabused.

Sometimes, people just want to tell a story.

Thanks, OP. Been trying to look for this forever

>>87618890
>We are just really curious as to the "ways" behind it all, I guess? What's the 'secret'? What's THE step we are missing, the piece in the motherfucking puzzle.

I mean, you're not really missing much mate. It's all just trial and error. Going to the same parties and talking to the same types of people while drinking the same drinks and making the same mistakes.

Doing that over and over till you groundhog day your shitty personality into something that a majority of people can digest. When you can finally play piano like Bill Murray.

That's all your missing. evolution. Chucking an awkward baby against a wall until you get self-confident social doomsday.

>>87617235
Fuck off with your neckbeard shit

>>hurr durr I'm a socially retarded guy so that means girls are aliens and supranatural and deities

>>87617593
all the girls in the party are high as a fucking kite, aint they

>>87617949
thats the first step, anon.

>It's a "Gaiman writes women like they're mystic, ethereal, unknowable beings" episode

Damn I hate reruns.

>>87618056
>So Stella had a dick, right?


Not just A.

THE COSMIC DICK THAT LEAVES NOTHING UNCHANGED AFTERWARDS

>>87617235
>Not starting it as "/co/ I think it's about time you learned how to talk to girls at parties"

One job.

>>87622405
in this one case I'm ok with it, because the protagonist is literally 15.

>>87617235
Nice, this is one of my favourite short stories by him. I mean, his early stuff is obviously the best, but this one just stands out for me.

I'm actually kind of surprised how long it took /co/ to realize that the girls are actually aliens in this book. I thought it would be obvious by the second chick.

>>87617441
>I went off to see...
>tfw

>>87623637
the big majority of /co/ has never talked to a girl, so it shouldn't be that surprising.

>>87617996
Seems like a decent party, all things considered.

>>87622405
Isn't that the point? Since we're getting the story as a 15 year old guy that never held hands experienced it.

>>87623637
I think most people were just confused as to how literal or figurative the story would be

>>87617508
wait what

>>87618623
I'm my country home parties are generally by people who already know each other / were wooing each other before the party.

Same deal with nightclubs. Half the people there meet up with people they are already flirting with or just come to meet with friends.

>>87617580

aaaand, dropped.

I wanted a ''realistic'' story about meeting people regular people at parties, not special snowflakes that would fuck chads regardless IRL

>>87623956

Even at that age I just assumed that girls weren't into me because I wasn't cool, no parties, no friends, etc.

Not because they were beyond my comprehension, hell, even at that age I realized that girls, just like boys, are shallow as fuck

This song is highly relevant to this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CU9z5TVP3E

>>87626074
lmao

>>87618065
>the film adaptation will be directed by John Cameron Mithell
So I guess they really were trannies in the end.

>>87617235

>>87620792
one big thing/ lots off small things where might i have heard that before?

>>87617235
well, this felt extremely pretentious. I love Gaiman, really... but this is in my opinion his weakest work. I am not a fan of mystifying women, thats beta as fuck and while women love it, i just cannot, sorry.

>>87617580
step 1. Do not offer drinks to strange women, who did not see you pour said drink.

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me and a couple of friends where out drinking and one of my more timid friends thought he saw a 6/10 girl look at him. I goaded him in to talking to her twice, I also spoke with her some and invited her to my friends flat to smoke some weed, she agreed. Anyway once we got there and got high and sat down she started to complain
>what am I even doing here
>why am I here
>why did I come here

Rude. would have told her so but I was indisposed (ralfing in the tub)

My timid friend just kinda sat there lame, not really knowing how to talk to girls. didn't even get her number, what a waste. I didn't even see her leave as I was outside smoking puking in a planter

tl;dr - you can lead a horse to the water, but you cant force it to drink also dont mix mixing alcohols with weed

pic is related to thread. I don't have the story

>>87623637
I thought she was just crazy.