When will Stan Lee die?

He died long ago. What you see today is a hologram.

>>87614845
when his life extending potion brewed from Jack Kirby's bones run out

>>87614845
How long are the Marvel phases going to last

>>87614845
hell be fine

When he runs out of powerful souls to absorb. However, on that day he will cut a swath through the population in a desperate last-ditch effort to absorb enough to sustain himself. I hope no one here lives nearby at that time.

>>87614845
With how this year is going sometime before Christmas.

When the universe does.

>>87614845
All hail the immortal lich king

Whenever his potion runs out and he fails to kill three celebrities in a week
He absorbed Lee and Bowie's souls so he may be immortal indefinitely now. He'll still kill for pleasure

One day, the stars will go out. The entropy that runs the universe will slow down and stop. All of existence will converge into a single point before ceasing to be. A bright flash will signal the culmination of all that was, is, and ever will be.

And in that last instant, long after any sentient life capable of understanding it has gone extinct, a voice will ring out as reality reaches its long climax:

EXCELSIOR!

>>87614845
He'll just come back as a powerful revenant.

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>>87615111
Trips confirmed Lee's Godhood. Praise him or be absorbed like so many others.

I think he'll let himself die when he realizes that absorbing the life force of celebrities will only make him live longer and not keep him young. He'll choose to die before he loses the option.

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>>87614969
>hell be fine

>>87614845
when you stop making these threads. /co/'s meme magic is keeping Stan Lee alive, that's why it's weak.

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>tfw Stan Lee will live to see you die

>>87615590

>he'll make a speech at your funeral

Face front, true grievers!

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>>87614845
>When

>>87615590
>by his hands

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Stan Lee needs to fuck off already.

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>>87614845
He won't ever die. Possible reasons for this are:
- Marvel sliding time scale is halting his aging process
- he is eating the souls of other celebrities to keep him alive
- he is regularly de-aged to prevent dying
- when he dies, he just reincarnates in a younger body
- he immortal, being the earthly guise of all-father Odin.

>>87615839

>- Marvel sliding time scale is halting his aging process

I like this one.

>>87615685
I hope you live longer than him. I hope you live longer than all of us. I hope you live forever, boco,just the way you are. As yourself.

>>87615820
Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery in firey plane crash.

>>87615009
>Implying 2016 isn't all fucked up because of Stan violating the laws of reality
>Implying it's not going to get worse as time goes on

>>87615739
Fuck, man. I did not need these feels.

>>87615864
To quote Col. Gathers, "Sweet Lord why?"

>>87615951
Because he's boco. Death's sweet release is too good for him.

>>87615739
wait what?

shit, time to listen to Hallelujah on repeat

>>87615983
He's with Marianne now.

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>>87615820
THERE CAN ONLY BE 1

>>87615981
Ahhhh, I get your game now.

>>87615839
How about all of the above. Only his vanity keeps him in his current decrepit body. When the celebrity souls no longer do the job, he'll be forced to inhabit a fetus of his choice. God help us when babby Stan Lee emerges from his host's womb to wreak havoc anew in this world.

>>87615997
Horcruxes, all of them.

>>87616026

Ia! Ia! Stan Lee f'thagn!

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So real talk here, when stan does die.

Who becomes the next lich?

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>>87614973
>Stan Lee is Father
It all makes sense now

>>87614845
He will absorb Joe Quesada, George Lucas, and John Williams, sustaining him for another 6 month.

"Need... more souls!"

>>87614845
tomorrow

>>87616092
Steve Ditko?

>>87616160
Oh god!

Never, hopefully. I sincerely love Stan Lee and all the /co/ntrarian fags can such my dick. He's the greatest.

>>87616092
>Who becomes the next lich?

There are several roaming the world simultaneously. Look at Hugh Hefner for example; 90 years old and still fucks 25 year old bitches every day.

>>87616194

We joke because we love, Anon.

>>87616179
Eventually he's going to run out of Randroid Chick tracts to make.

>>87615820
Bendis, the writer.
Michael Brian Bendis.
That one writer
The writer who made JJ, Powers and the mess that's Civil War 2.
That Bendis.

>>87616194
This one must have looked him in the eye without his glasses. A shame that he doesn't know he's become a thrall and will eventually be consumed.

>>87616209
Hugh doesn't kill to sustain himself. He harnessed succubus magic to feed off the life energy of spilled seed. Without, you know, having to touch it.

>>87616281
>He harnessed succubus magic to feed off the life energy of spilled seed. Without, you know, having to touch it.

You mean he's an incubus (male succubus).

>>87616226
I got something signed by him at NYCC this year. It's his last appearance there ever, and I think he's retiring from cons for good soon.

He can barely see and had an assistant who repeated everything I said into his ear, but it was cool to see him in person.

>>87616313
Incubi do the depositing, succubi deal with extraction. He deals purely in extraction.

>>87616410

Well, theres a mental image thats going to linger...

>>87616410
So he's a succubus (male)

But he's not cute like all the succubi (male) in my anime

>>87614845
The day he dies there's going to be so much shitposting. For weeks and weeks and weeks.

>>87616434
Hef did admit it that he experimented with bisexuality.

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He lives off of the marvel cinematic universe. When it dies, he too will pass with it, remembered as a legend in our time.

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>>87614845
>implying that an immortal lich can die

He died three decades ago.

>>87616313
No he's a succubus (male)

>>87614845
He should pre-record his cameos for different settings so that when he finally dies movie directors could still use those clips of him for their movies in the future.

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>>87616249
>>87616194

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Highlander battle to finally decide East vs West when?

>>87614845

This year.

With everything else that happened we just need one more to solidify this as the most meme year of all time

>>87615820
John Wagner

>>87614845
He'll die either just before or just after Spider-man Homecoming. Best send off.

>>87615820
It's probably going to be someone beloved like William Shatner instead of a shitty celeb.

>>87615820
The Simpsons

>>87614845
August/ 19 / 2018

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>>87614969
>>87615380

>>87615820
bernie

>>87614845
He just took Leonard Cohen

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>>87617229
I think this is a solid approximation
https://youtu.be/Z07GWchndjI

>>87615820
Reggie from Nintendo

>>87615820
4chan

>>87617699

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

>>87617716
saved us

>>87617699
So, how will Stan the man kill 4chan?

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Stan will die during his epic battle with Harry Dean Stanton at the end of Time.

>>87617761
Maybe with a pan?

>>87614845
He'll suck your energy bitch

>>87614973
We well see Stan Lee outlive Gilbet Gottfried

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>>87614845
Never, not as long as he still continues to draw immortality from here.

>>87614845
In the year 2525.

>>87614845
When hel friezes over and the devil becomes lucifer

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>>87614845
>Stan Lee
>dying

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>>87617699

>>87615820

Bob Dylan.

>>87617699

How does that count? 4chan is a place and organization, not a person.

>>87620371

Cubs won, Trump won. Anything is possible this year man. If I were Stan I'd be taking as many souls as possible to get past January first.

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>>87617699
Finally we'll be free

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>>87617699

>>87615285
kek

I hope he lives to be 120 and dies in a good old age full of years.

I doubt he'll live more than 3-4 more in reality.

>>87617699
Thank you based Stan.

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>>87617699

>>87617449
Its worked for him

>>87617608

This. And with that kind of power he will thrive for much longer.

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>>87617699
Literally who?

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>>87614845
Don't say that! I'm seeing him at Comic Con this weekend!

>>87615983
Listen to You Want it Darker. He put it out 3 weeks before he died and is about death. Very much like David Bowie's final album they both said goodbye in their album, and were in intense pain the entire time.

Leonard Cohen was an idol for me, so this kills me...

Disney and Marvel has probably uploaded him somewhere and all his movie appearances are CG.

>>87614845

When Donald Trump become president of the United States of America, Stan Lee will deceased. Future MCU movies after Thor Ragnarok will become to shit with shit reviews and shit rating below 50%. This will become true.

with the heat death of the universe

When another immortal takes his head.

>there can be only one!

>>87614845
Heat Death of the Universe

>Stan Lee could actually live to see Avengers Infinity War and its sequel

Neat.

9 and he lives to be a hundred.

>>87617449
I feel bad for the anon who killed Lenny with meme magic

>>87623570(me)
Oh well.

Dubs and he dies tomorrow.

>>87623583
Damn, I'm on a roll.

Trips and he's immortal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhT5pHmBBuU

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After Stan cucked his best friend and sacrificed the band of marvel studios he is now in God hand and has been reborn throughout he soul of David Bowie

>>87615864
Calm down Hank's wife!

>>87614845
When Marvel gets Fantastic Four back

If dubs, he will die in 2017.

>>87614845
The sooner he dies and can't do those stupid cameos in every single super hero movie, the better.

Oh who am I kidding? They'll just use CGI to keep the cameos going post-mortem.

>>87624574
FUCK

>>87614845
Dubs and he feasts on every soul in existence.

>>87614845

Fucker will kill us all. If someone sees him at the Comicon tell him we want Steve Dillon back.

>>87614845
when the universe ends

>>87616092
Bendis

>>87617449
It's worked for him

>>87615051
No, he shall survive that and become GALACTUS, devourer of worlds

Never. Meme magic will allow him to live forever.

After the Simpsons series finale, but before Half Life Episode 3 is released.

Dear Stan Lee,

I know you are always looking for celebrities to steal life force from. I happen to know a rich guy that had his own TV show who recently became an elected official.

Love, anon.

>>87628847
Hey, let America be great again

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Ugh, I hate how every thread about Stan just talks about how old he is and when he's gonna die. Here, why don't we talk about some of his early work, like pic related

>>87616463
what a manlet

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>>87615997
Anon we are all Stan Lee.

>>87622575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_56ep729TE

I'm sorry for you anon.

>>87629776
Kek Anon