JSA Storytime OF PAIN

Ay bruv it ain't even 7 central time yet

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Also, I'll knock off the all-caps shit now, it's getting old

>>87612108
>pain
>comfy
Memes
Also wasn't there a whole thread yesterday dedicated to these ending?

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>>87612131
I DON'T CARE, IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY

OK, starting now

It can't be replaced. RIP.

>>87612154
Storytimer just being a drama Llama.

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Truth is, I'm starting this early because I gotta go do that at 7

>>87612154
It's on hold, maybe JSAnon will come back

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>>87612176
I may not be a chill, opera-fanatic semi-alcoholic and lack a vagina, but I'll do my best to make this an at least torelable temporary replacement

>>87612156
>>87612176
She didn't even say she wasn't coming back, that was some other anon.

"indefinite hiatus" could mean a week, it could mean a month.

Just watch the skies.

>>87612188
JSA on hold? The subject clearly states this is an active JSA thread.

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So yeah, Austen's Supes is preeeetty fucked up

>>87612225
You're not drunk enough.

>>87612247
I kinda like him.

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Scare tactics too huh
Nice, Austen

>>87612235
No, this is a JSA Storytime OF PAIN, not a JSA Storytime. Different thing.

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>>87612254
That can be fixed!

>>87612269
Not muh

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Reis draws most of this run, so there's that I guess

>>87612247
Austen is pretty fucked up.

>>87612227
Sure, I've just come to associate "indefinite hiatus" online with "over"

It's dumb but I cared a lot about those threads and the people in them, even anonymously.

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>Marvel and I never really clicked when it came to plans for the mutants. A brief capsule of my aborted plans: a three-some relationship between Havok, Polaris, and Nurse Annie. Nurse Annie is based on my 3rd wife, or is it my 4th wife? I can never remember, but anyway, she's based on one of my ex-wives, so it'd have been a very realistic relationship that happened to me in one of my many fantasy lives. To change it up a bit, Iceman would be gay with Northstar, but in a twist, Iceman would only like golden showers of ice piss. Mike Marts once said to me regarding that, "Name one person who would ever love being ice pissed on, you sick freak of a man". After giving him a pamphlet on ice piss and jizz fetishists, he became sickened and fired me off the X-books

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>that dead-eyed Supes

>>87612407
>It's dumb but I cared a lot about those threads and the people in them, even anonymously.
me too anon, I got attached to you folks

even cranky anon a little

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Pouty Clark

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JOBBER PRIME IS HERE

>>87612487
I wonder what will happen to Cranky, he doesn't seem to have joined us

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I'm pretty sure a New Gods axe should hurt Supes at least a little bit, just saying

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>>87612407
it's indefinite hiatus

I just gotta do some other shit for a while

peace out

(I got linked here)

>>87612426
Everything about what you just posted makes me a weird cocktail of sad, amused, and kind of angry.

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And people say MoSupes was too careless with private and public property

>>87612541
Wait until Catwoman shows up, he'll make himself known.

""I'm very public in my dislike of Lois. She's the original gold-digger. Clark meant nothing until he was Superman. She was horrible to him, and he chased her like a whipped puppy. Any therapist would tell you, this is not a romance made in heaven.

"So to all that, let me just say ... Lana's single again. And she liked Clark as Clark first, and then also as Superman. Much healthier.

"And, of course, Wonder Woman's still out there. But Rucka says, 'over my dead body,' and he's tough. Used to be an EMT. I respect his toughness."" - Chuck Austen

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This isn't Darkseid btw, it's Jobberseid

>>87612585
At least we can all rejoice in the fact that Austen is gone and never coming back because he has a better paying job right now

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>>87612426
>Iceman would only like golden showers of ice piss. Mike Marts once said to me regarding that, "Name one person who would ever love being ice pissed on, you sick freak of a man". After giving him a pamphlet on ice piss and jizz fetishists, he became sickened and fired me off the X-books
what in the hell

I heard the part about golden showers before but not the rest of it

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>>87612622
Both his Lois and his Lana are downright awful, as we'll see in a few issues

>>87612631
Not looking forward to his Donald Trump graphic novel hagiography? I heard Jim Steranko was gonna write the intro.

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>>87612631
Yup

>>87612622
>>87612653
Keeping the Shooter dream alive.

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>>87612653
Austen is fucked up, I'm debating whether to run more stuff from him after this

>>87612659
>Not looking forward to his Donald Trump graphic novel hagiography?

I don't care how much of a /pol/ shitposter you are, seeing your favored candidate as the subject of a comic written by a man that even liberal-as-fuck Big Two gave him the boot has GOT to make you think less of him.

>>87612573
Your threads were a weird little internet anchor for me when I was going through some seriously bad times, so I hope you get your other shit done and come back, I really do. Hoot hoot.

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Toldja, Jobberseid

>>87612659
I thought Chuck Dixon would be writing that? Drawn by Brendan McCarthy

>>87612726
>>87612712
WHOOPS

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>>87612573
You goddamn legend, you do what you gotta do

>>87612653
>>87612573
>posting images during storytime
Have things changed or is this still considered shitposting?

>>87612758
Desu with the 250 image limit I don't feel this is a big deal anymore.

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Do solicits drop next week?

>>87612679
Nah, you can't only do Austen. We'd just get desensitized. Who can get good and mad over some shit Bendis did, after Austen does a shitty story about mutant being food whores because they can't get STDs

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>>87612758
This is a JSA storytime (OF PAIN), posting images here is fine

>>87612758
It's less shitposting and more "general rudeness". But even though OP isnt posting them, JSA threads are still just comfy gossip with comics of varying quality.

>>87612782
You know I actually didn't think Bendis' Riri Williams #1 was that bad.

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>>87612782
You're right, gotta shake it up

Oops, that thing I mentioned I had to do just popped up, brb

>>87612573
It's cool.

I don't think we should carry on the thread without OP, it's really not the same thing so no use pretending it is.

Just everyone keep doing whatever you do on your off nights. Or join in the various storytimes you see from everyone else.

It ain't the end of the world. Whatever will be, will be.

This'll be my only namefag post, I swear

>>87612779
I think they'll drop on the 21st

>>87612407

>It's dumb but I cared a lot about those threads and the people in them, even anonymously.

wild right? new OP is lighting a candle

>>87612564

>My city

You mean his planet?

Also, what the fuck is with this meta-snarky Supes?

>>87613212
>Also, what the fuck is with this meta-snarky Supes?

Blame Austen.

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Aaaaaaaaand I'm back

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Jack "Crazy-eyes" Ryder
I guess it's only appropiate

>>87612890
I'll probably only do this run and then stop, depending on how we all feel, this is mostly for cathartic purposes

The Eye of Bendis turns

>>87613393

>>87612108
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CHUCK AUSTEN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OP

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhCm66QhW_Y

>>87613423
fugg

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>>87613508
Bringing the good times
It's the part of the end of the world
Everyone's invited

>>87613516
This is a nice page.

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smug kon

>>87613558
*party

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>>87613562
Hard to fuck up a classic

>>87613622
Maybe, but Austen.

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Superman II did it better

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>>87613651
Yeah, for every nice page there's 21 bad ones.

>>87613663
Shut the fuck up Gog

>>87612541
Blew his own brains out, hopefully.

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Took you long enough, Bart and Cassie

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>that fourth panel Supes
Wow, someone fucked up big time

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You know, just because you point out how bad your writing is doesn't make it any good, Austen

This has more quips than a Marvel movie

>>87612247
Lol and people talk shit about Clark "threatening" people in BVS.

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I wouldn't be so blase with the guy who almost trashed all of your hometown

>>87612622
I agree
Lana>Lois

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OH NOES

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>>87613995
Lana isn't any better in this run tho

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Like many hacks before him and since, Austen has some serious issues with and writing women.

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I still don't understand how 30-year old Superman talks like a guy in his early 20's.

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Less yapping, more fighting

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Don't these guys have superspeed or something

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>REEEEE

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>HNNGH

Come on people, this is a reaction image goldmine

>Leonard Cohen is dead
This is a shitty fucking year.

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This is uncharacteristically stupid, even for Bart.

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>>87614575
The fucking worst

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Just use your tactile TK, dude

>>87614680
RIP

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Are you fucking serious
That's ALL the people they evacuated??

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OH
NOES

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Whelp, he really is dead

Let's pack it up, folks, storytime's over

>>87614635
>>87614799
Well he did say some. What did he just grab people and move them into random directions?

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Oh, and here's the ripper tag. I'm sure OP would appreciate it

>>87614056
He may have written Lana like shit but the principle is sound.

>>87614575
Are you fucking shitting me?

>>87614865
Thank you

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Keep the faith

>>87613949
This is pretty much a Silver Age "Why's Superman acting the fool?" story. Though his behavior is more Golden Age "I'm all outta fucks and all I got left is this can of whoopass."

>>87612426
I think Austen is a generally normal guy, but without any kind of filter between what he thinks and observes and what he communicates.

He would have a blast here.

>>87612426
Mike Marts deserves a goddamn award for that.

>>87612541
>I wonder what will happen to Cranky, he doesn't seem to have joined us

He's busy, he just got elected President.

Reis is wasted on this run.

>>87618889

>>87616199
>implying he's not here already

>>87618889
This

Thanks other anon

>>87623879