You can only choose one of them.
>>87587504
Haley, experienced and a massive kinklord. Also black pussies can sometimes be weird a purple. Gross.
>>87587504
I choose the door.
Meg
>>87587504
Hayley >Black Girl > Meg
>>87587504
I'd have to go with Hayley. Meg is established as ugly many times, and I'm not into black chicks.
>>87587504
Meg's face, Haley's Body, Black's Tits.
Only correct answer.
>>87587504
Hayley is chill as fuck
Meg is waaay to clingy
Roberta is a bit too "urban"
>>87587504
Assuming they're all clean
Fuck the negress
Kill the hippie
Marry the low self-esteem
>>87587655
Roberta's tits and ass*
>>87587504
>Three Worst Women
You're an Idiot, OP
>>87587872
Francine
>>87587504
>Meg's got a cute geekiness but also established muffin top and bad zit problems. Also she's a little insane and unhinged, and just a shitty person like most family guy characters.
>Haley's decently hot but is also a hippie who probably goes long times without bathing, has shit taste in music and eats carob.
>Roberta's got a great body but basically coasts through life on her looks, is a bit too wannabe hood. And she's established very smart.
I'd have to say Roberta. She's got the best body and she's actually a sweet person deep down.
Meg's cute but unhinged and gross and Haley's too wishy washy and too much of an activist for any kind of intimacy.
>>87587504
Meg probably
had a crush on her when i was younger, stuck a bit longer than i thought it would
>>87587625
>Meg is established as ugly many times
Early on, she was just boring and plain. In one of the early season episodes, she got cheered for flashing her titsThe worst comment was 'one's an innie and one's an outie'when later on, her breasts melted a bully's face.
Christmas tree. it looks nice.
I wonder how growing up with Rachael for a sister affected Seth's focus on having older sisters in his shows.
>>87587712
>Hayley is chill as fuck
Have we been watching the same show? She's a bitchy neurotic cunt. Francine is the chill one.
>Spoiled bitch
>Dirty hippy
>Ugly fatass
I'd rather kill myself.
>>87587504
Francine.
Only correct answer.
>>87587504
Marry meg. If she works hard at it she can be kinda hot. Clingy, but a good cook/homemaker so it would work.
Fuck Roberta, she looks like she likes to have fun. would work as a side bitch.
kill Haley, useless in all manners except baking. Bleeding heart libtard. Also, she's a sleeper agent for CIA. Not getting anywhere near that.
>>87587504
>Shapely, busty, sassy black chick, but is only 15? 16?
No
>Herpes-infected, pot-head hippie
NOPE
>Plain-looking girl that possibly has some serious mental issues
Yeah, okay
>>87587614
same
>>87587504
Hayley, all the fucking way, final answer
>>87587504
from left to right
>the sassy black spinoff that never should have been
>the PROGRESSIVE STRONG FEMALE hippy druggie
>the punchline
i'll take the punchline
>>87588696
We are of the same mind, you and I.
>>87587504
Hayley
>>87587504
why choose when you could fuse?
>>87588231
So people get a crush on girls like Meg and Velma.
>>87587504
Fucker, it's barely Thanksgiving
>>87590575
Has anyone done a mcfarlane Teen hexafusion?
because they should.
>>87591733
I've made the charts but no results yet
>>87592459
and the one I'd prefer to be done, if mostly cause it'd have a bit more variety in the results
>>87587504
Francine
>>87592483
You could also use idol Meg or Hayley in her Carlotta Monterey outfit..
>>87590523
You and I are of a kind... in a different reality I might have called you, "friend"
>>87587504
left
>>87592655
true makeover Meg, and Carlotta Monterrey would be a good alternate as well
Meg is adorable, so her.
>>87587712
>urban
Shouldn't you be on a boat or something, kenny?
>>87587504
I choosethe mothers of these young women
>>87590589
The image posted is why I go for girls like Meg (And Velma)
>>87588612
I think it was a Walking Dead reference.
Hard to pick.
>>87587504
I choose to jack off while the three of them cheer me on / yell mean things at me during the act.
>>87587504
Roberta, duh. If she's not available, then Hayley. Meg is a fat ugly psycho that isn't worth the low self esteem, eager-to-please insanity sex. I'd rather have Hayley's lazy hippie ass dead-fishing under me because at least I could maintain an erection. Of course, Roberta's body and black sexual ferocity beats all.
I choose the tree
this episode kindled a love for age play/regression i never knew i had. oh my god it was so hot
also just think of the insane CIA tech you can get your fucking hands on
>>87587520
>>87587614
>>87587625
>>87587712
>>87588474
>>87590476
>>87590542
Hayley canonically has herpes
also how can you say no to Roberta's sweet tits?
>>87587504
Hayley
>>87596569
>also how can you say no to Roberta's sweet tits?
Because she's a black.
>>87587504
I'll take the tree for $500, Alex.
>>87592655
>>87587504
The box! The box!
>>87587504
Meg is the only option. I'm not fishing for oil and I'm turned off by belly-button piercings. Plus I thought Meg was quite attractive in the early years before they started shitting on her.
>>87587504
Haley if she's hot like in the pet. She would be completely submissive and craves sex.
>>87600577
This or Francine
>>87599192
kek
>>87587504
That Meg is actually pretty cute.
>>87593291
God dammit Clem, Wellington's just around the corner!
Cleveland Show girls are underrated.
I liked when Meg went full bitch after going to jail. Those tattoos and voice were what she needed to change.
Roberta>>>>>Hayley>>>>>>>>>>>>Meg
Love me the brown
I cannot understand how anyone is attracted to these characters. Or any character from the Simpsons.
>>87601416
true
>>87602002
What about Futurama characters?
Haley is the hottest, that red dress she wore while she sang at Rogers bar made me so hard.
But both Hayley and the black girl have awful personalities.
Meg however gross she sometimes is depicted is the only kind and sweet person in any of the series. She would make the best girlfriend.
Additionally, despite claims she is ugly, she looks almost identically to Lois who is supposedly hot.
>>87587504
If I could activate Haylee's CIA brainwashing to make her the canon best waifu, Haylee. If not then Meg because meg is dog shit with no self-esteem, so you could get her to do whatever for fear or losing you.
>>87602241
>>87587504
In that outfit, I choose meg
>Finding anyone from these poorly animated stock photo cartoons attractive.
Did Seth draw this?
Gonna have to give it to Roberta on this one.
Roberta, because she's the only person canonically smart enough to have a conversation with.
>>87587504
Meg. That bitch would be loyal for life.
The others would get bored and move on.
Haley is the hottest but has Herpes, and I don't think Roberta and Meg are 18.
So, none?
Alternative Roberta design
>>87603485
>>87603503
>>87603538
>>87603549
>>87587504
Meg >>> Hayley >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Roberta
I can deal with dating a black chick but not when they go "black culture"
>>87587504
Meg is a nutcase (membuh the Brian episode with her)
Hayley has herpes and is a dirty hippy most of the time and only really polishes up when she is challenged by a family member or some shit but still has that boil puss filled vaginis ready to infect your dick
Roberta loves white dick, has great tits and ass.
The choice is obvious here.Roger dressed up as a touhou
>>87603798
its funny cause the nigger makes more money by doing nothing in comparison to the black person
>>87596569
chocolate
>>87587872
Roberta's tits are fake, she's as saggy as your grandmother's tits.
>>87603207
Meg is 18 now, and I thought Roberta was a senior.
>>87587504
https://youtu.be/0GjSyEXRP7Q?t=4s
Female Stan
>>87587504
Not sure who the black one is, but one has mental issues and the other has an STD so it defaults to her.
Also, I choose to celebrate Thanksgiving like an American, not shopping day like some Eurotrash or Christmas for three months like an 80 year old female post office worker.
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>>87608391
question which would quagmire have sex withor brian
>>87588056
>>87592518
>>87588696
This
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