SOUTHPARK WROTE THEIR EPISODE WITH HILLARY WINNING

She's still going to win, retard

>>87572097
>209 vs. Trumps 244

Sorry, bro.

>>87572097

I thought CTR already left?

>>87572115
It's 254

Probably play the victim ad nauseum until randy says something enlightening. That brings everyone together followed by a quick jump of cart man doing something stupid.

>>87572097
Pennsylvania flipped. It's over.
Unless somehow it flips again with several other states.

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>>87572097
Nah son

>Literally so incompetent that an 80's evil businessman stereotype beats you to the presidency

Top wew, dems. Why didn't you get Bernie in there? Even as VP? His presence alone would have mopped the floor with that bloated pumpkin. Instead you had to go with Grandma Nixon.

>>87572168
If you think they could in modern America you're a fucking retard.

>>87572168
>than /pol/ says he is.

It's an entire board dedicated to shit posting

>>87572168
>I hope Trump is more merciful than /pol/ says he is.
This is the future waiting for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEM5hW6BMJA

>>87572085
They wrote two episodes for the two outcomes, which is why an episode didn't air last week.

I don't think the clip meant that Hillary won, I think they just said Bill to troll people.

>>87572177
Bernie was literally cheated out of the nom. All the evidence is in the wiki leaks emails. Then he turns around and stabs his supporters in the back by laying down like a cuckold and endorsing Hillary. Fuck Bernie.

>>87572177
>Why didn't you get Bernie in there?
He didn't fit the image the party wanted, so he got sandbagged. Turns out a pantsuit wearing robot with zero charisma lost the general election for them

>>87572185
>it could never happen here.
The fascist is gonna win and /pol/ can finally apocalyptic america fantasy they all jerk off to.

>>87572168
If all goes well, Trump will spend his term chasing narcos across the border and waving his limp dick at russia. If it goes bad, you'll have 4 shitty years, but nothing too tragic. Libtards and /pol/ overestimate what the man can actually do.

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LOL THE FUCKING KEK DOES IT AGAIN

Banked the 2008 episode on Obama winning, now banked it on hillary winning.

>>87572219
I blame the SJW's and /pol/

fuck 'em both, i hope they enjoy living in hell, fucking cunts.

>>87572233
How is he at all a fascist? Tired of people throwing around that word.

>>87572225
Wasn't Bernie forced to do that otherwise he'd lose his seat in the senate? He should've had the confidence to run third party, he might have pulled it off. Even if he didn't it turns out it wouldn't matter since Trump is winning anyway.

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>>87572219
MAAAAGAAAAA

>>87572168
Not a damn thing will happen and that's the problem.
Both candidates are too divisive. That just means Congress wont be able to do anything due to their own votes and/or potential presidential veto.

>>87572085
Before this devolves into complete shitposting an honest answer. They'll either roll with it and do a follow up that addresses the discrepancy or they'll delay the episode until they can make the necessary changes.

>>87572177
We couldn't have done it without you republicunts poisoning the american voter by making a fact free world where scientific fact is ignored in favor of racist nostalgia.

>>87572257
>He should've had the confidence to run third party, he might have pulled it off.
He knew it would just be splitting the vote between him and Hillary

He didn't want to be the second Bull Moose Party

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>>87572219
Literally all they had to do was stop being colossal shits for one period of time. A month. A week. Maybe even 5 minutes. Take even a scrap of criticism to heart.

I hope to god that "the right side of history" dies today, at least as far as they're concerned. I don't see how they can spin this into that dumpster fire of a philosophy.

>>87572256
How is he not a fascist? He's a political strongman that promises to jail his opponent and to bomb innocent families.
>good god america what have you done?

>>87572278
And let's not forget to thank the fuel to our red pill alt-right fedora fire: the college dropout libtards.
Honestly, i hate the low-mid level power struggle right now. Everything is either a racist plot to KEEP 'EM DOWN devised by THE MAN, or a jewish conspiracy orchestrated by an even bigger jewish conspiracy.

>>87572085
Bill divorced Hillary and married Garrison.

>>87572301
Something amazing.

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>Mr. Garrison is gonna be President

I for one am excited.

>>87572301
You mean jailing someone who has committed multiple felonies and is only a free woman because of her buddy in the white house?

>>87572219
You elected the least unqualified candidate to lead your country just cause somebody hurt your feelings over the Internet?

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>>87572085
Honestly, this is the least of our problems. Meme magic is now real.
>trump
>yj season 2
>bane porn
Memes are bleeding into reality and we are going to have to face both the good and the bad consequences.

>>87572301
Voting out of spite, that's what.
The pleasure I feel right now will sustain me as my family and I are deported, somehow, despite out citizenships.
Voting against your own interests feels so, so good when you know you're taking someone else down with you.

>>87572334
No I didn't vote for hillary

>>87572299
Are you kidding? This is perfect for them. They've got another 4 years of shit to complain about. Not only that, but they get to recruit now.

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>>87572301
He promises to jail her for her crimes, not because she ran against him.
I've got nothing for the family bombing but "optimistic" thinking.

I hope they're still selling these when I get off work.

>>87572328

YES
YES
4 years of garrison shenanigans

>>87572168
>I hope Trump is more merciful than /pol/ says he is

You were honestly more likely to go to war with Russia with Hillary in charge. She deserves this for what she did to Bernie. He would have beat Trump easily

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>>87572301
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING?

>>87572348
congrats on being the cancer killing humanity

>dude nothing matters LMAO

>>87572348
>Voting out of spite
I honestly do believe Trump came about due to spite of the current political establishment.

>>87572334
Michael Moore explained it better than I can

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-CiPVo_NQ

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>>87572343
>/pol/ got Trump elected through memes and gets
>/co/ got YJ and SJ another season
>/tv/ wrote two pornos

>>87572334
> least unqualified
So he's the most qualified?

>>87572334

No, that'd be a Hillary vote

>>87572396
>the penis mask

>>87572247

>I blame /pol/

For looking out for their own interests? Blame all the minorities who didn't vote if you want to blame somebody

>>87572349
So you voted for trump because people on the internet were making fun of white guys.
How are you not the joke in this situation?

>>87572396
>>/tv/ wrote two pornos
Holy shit what?

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>>87572177
You do realize that Republicunts hate Trump right? His demo is just filled with /pol/tards, anti-SJW and people who just hate Hilary. Really everything about this turn out is a complete embarrassment and only shows to prove that people are all talk in the end and the Obama mania pretty much killed any enthusiasm.

>>87572374
All out War is unlikely just more posturing and dickwaving as well as unrelated conquests for her interests under the guise of bringing down Dictators.
Trump's plans are kill ISIS and become a turtle.

>>87572408
/pol/ helped that orange cunt get this far.

>>87572414
Look up Meme Lover

>>87572301
>and to bomb innocent families

Like the Dems have been doing in the middle east for the last 8 years?

>>87572348
Neil is this you?

It will be 20 minutes of garrison angrily shouting at the audience calling them idiots for voting for him
There will be no animation besides small movements and the microphone will cover his mouth

>>87572413
I didn't vote for trump either

>>87572334
I'm not a burger, just explaining what happened. A shitton of white male voters who would not have voted otherwise have gone in and voted tonight. People who would normally not give a shit, but suddenly do because for once they have a candidate who is either openly or implicitly "anti-SJW" something they would never have dreamed of.

Years of being told you're a white CIS male so you're responsible for all the bad shit in the world took their toll and they got out and voted. If SJWs didn't try to put them on the wrong side of history so fiercely it's likely that they would have just stayed home

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>>87572418
You do realize a majority of Trump voters hate the fucking Republicans, right? It's part of why they voted for him.

>>87572392
>vote based on pure emotion and bad feelings
surely this won't backfire

>>87572425
>Trump's plans are kill ISIS

And that's bad because...?

>>87572330
>committed multiple felonies
Years of investigations.
Millions of the taxpayer's money.
Dozens of hillary hating republican committees
Haven't found a shred of criminal wrongdoing.
>innocent till PROVEN guilty.

>>87572445
This
Most people backing Trump dont give a fuck about either party, they're going to grab trump by the ankles and use him to smash the system into pieces.

>>87572085
Air it

Wake up from a dream in the next episode

>>87572429

Yeah because they thought he was best for them. In that regard they did literally nothing wrong. It's like Brexit. Blame the people who didn't vote. Black and Hispanic numbers were down massively this year than 2012

>>87572328
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>87572445
>majority of Trump voters hate the fucking Republicans

>>87572425
I thought liberals didn't like US being the world police.

>>87572450
Because he doesn't actually have a PLAN TO DO THAT

His plan is just
Step One: Kill ISIS
Step Two: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Trump has no actual plans for anything, just empty promises. Any plans his campaign has put out have been made by other people.

>>87572445
State 4 reasons why and fact check them, remember spelling counts as 80% of your arguement.

>>87572343
>Meme magic is now real.

Silly anon, there never was any "meme magic".

The magic was inside of you, all along.

>>87572486
>Step One: Kill ALQUEDA
>Step Two: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
worked for Bush

>>87572470
The system being our government.
>Trump supporters are crashing this plane with no survivors

>>87572085
If trump wins, they will have another blackout week as they make a new episode and this episode will become one of the lost episodes.

They made episodes within a week before, they can do it again

>>87572396
What a great way to end the year.

>>87572478
A lot of that is because Republicans have been spending the last 4 years disenfranchising black and hispanic voters though.

>>87572496
R-Really? I always thought it was hot gas

>>87572486
He's going to drop a nuke on Syria.
WWIII is coming.

>>87572396
>>/co/ got YJ and SJ another season

Did we? That came out of left field long after everybody stopped caring.

>>87572504
Honestly its gonna go like this
Trump does something sensible
House approves it
Trump does something stupid
GOV SHUTDOWN UNTIL HE STOPS
ect ect, repeat for 4 years

>>87572486
Woah sounds like just like a certain president who promised shit and only race baited the fucking country.

>>87572396
>Also Brexit
>Cubs win World Series

What the fuck is this year

>>8757247
They were down because of voter suppression by republicans.

>>87572527
It's what they have been doing forever. People seem to not grasp this simple concept

>>87572503
But it didn't work for Bush! Everything went very wrong during the bush administration.

>>87572527
This. Most of the party doesn't trust him. he's not going to get way with anything too outlandish.

>>87572085
Anyone got an alternative link?

This is some Dewey Defeats Truman shit

>>87572513

Or maybe it's because people just don't like Hillary? This entire electoral cycle has been Pro Trump v Anti Trump.

>>87572504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91usT4P1u0

>>87572522
Samurai Jack is one of this board's sacred cow cartoons and Young Justice's cancellation was the end of DC Nation.

>>87572481
GEEEZ

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>>87572445
>majority of Trump voters hate the fucking Republicans
The demo of people who honestly voted for Trump are old white people who actually believe his bullshit i.e. the only people you'd expect to support republicans nowadays everyone else just did it out of spite or didn't vote at all. Nobody seriously believe he's going to "fix" the Republican Party especially when the part wants to distance themselves from his image.

>>87572559

You have no idea, Did you not know Clinton had a book shipped to stores about how she became the first female president?

>>87572527
Don't underestimate the endless denial of fanboys though. Like everything bad that came of Brexit was entirely the EU's fault, including all that shit they had nothing to do with. Bush was a 10/10 president, he just got fucked by Bill's madness. Capeshit isn't stale, why do you ask?

>>87572233
90 percent of the reason concentration camps happened is because people didn't know they were happening. No fucking way that's possible in this day and age with satellites and drones and social media. THAT'S why it can't happen in modern america.

>>87572567
SJ was brought back to cash in on nostalgia, and Netflix was already toying around with YJ because they need content.

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>>87572532
The scary part is that all the meme things are coming true
>Trump
>Cubs winning
>YJ coming back

The crazy meme shit is all coming true
There is a power at work here

>>87572097
Dude...

>>87572585
Link? That sounds HILL-arious.

>>87572557
What's actually gonna happen is that the traitors who got Trump elected is gonna pass their far right wing ideology into law with frightening ease.
>ENJOY YOUR CHRISTIAN SHARIA LAW AMERICA.
>YOU EARNED IT.

>>87572589
>waterboarding at guantanamo bay

kek beat moloch that's all that matters

>>87572585
>Did you not know Clinton had a book shipped to stores about how she became the first female president?
I did not know this.
I need to see it though

>>87572596
Don't forget that plane that crashed, with no survivors.
>>87572603
B-but we know it happened and it's been stopped!

>>87572588
But did Brexit even happen? I was under the assumption everything bad that came of Brexit was because the Money Jews said "I don't like that" and changed the Pound into Monopoly Bills before they even left the EU.

>>87572466
http://lidblog.com/comey-video-hillary-was-reckless-lied-prosecution-not-recommendation/

Coney said "Others in a similar situation would be punished." That's not 'haven't found a shred' that's 'she's too powerful so we're not going to bother.'

>>87572617
>Don't forget that plane that crashed, with no survivors.
Oh the one that landed in BAINES?

>>87572492
1) The Wall - Trump voters flocked in right at the start when he hedged all his bets on the wall and immigration. Why do you think McCain lost in 2008? Big part was he was complete amnesty. He co-sponsored a bill with Ted Kennedy. Romney was also open borders. Trump voters are sick and fucking tired of getting bullshit lip service from the Republicans about border security and immigration enforcement while the Republicans consistently push for more open borders and expanded immigration and visas. No one else commented on the H1B1 visa bullshit because all o the Republicans support it. Trump goes against Republicans by (seemingly) being serious about immigration enforcement.

2) Blue Collar/Rust Belt - I know it's weird to say this about a rich New Yorker, but at least in terms of talk, Trump is the only candidate that has talked about the problems that lower middle-class Americans have experienced. The drug epidemics, the loss of jobs, the removal of all prospects, and the fact that Republicans ignore them entirely.

3) Social Bullshit - Outside of the Evangelical set, most voters who lean right only care about the economic issues. Very few care about abortion or gay marriage or the rest of that bullshit. Trump paid lip-service to it, but largely ignored it during the primaries, while it was the driving arguments of most of the other 16 candidates.

4) Riot - This one is nebulous and hard to prove, but I'm counting it. This election is a riot. People are fed up with being ignored and discounted by both parties. Trump is hated by both parties, so therefore he's our guy. He's the molotov cocktail thrown into the system.

>>87572343
>>87572596
Guys, this is some heavy /x/.

I still think /pol/ somehow screwed up the whole Winter-chan thing and that power got set free in all our memes.

>>87572596
All of those can be explained without resorting to the metaphysical powers of a cartoon frog.

>>87572617
Stutterposting isn't an argument, especially when you post something that is correct.

>>87572478
>Blame the people who didn't vote
I blame both.

>>87572625
Yes, that's the one. Meme magic became real when Baneposting became real.

>>87572589
Yeah cause this presidency is gonna be so transparent. It's not like Trump has proven that he can straight up lie to us and half of us will still support hi-OH WAIT.

>>87572585
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???

Seriously though, really? That's some Trump-tier arrogance.

>>87572630
Behead those who disrespect KEK

>>87572620
No such thing as a conscious economic, these things just happen normally. Never has instability and disorder been met with economic gain.

>>87572596
Yeah sorry I though the monkey paw was just a gag gift and didn't work.

>>87572630
in my country, pepe means vagina.

That frog is giving birth to memes but for realsies

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>>87572097
About that....

>>87572628
>1) The Wall
Stopped reading there

>>87572629
Who's Winter-chan?

>>87572628
>Outside of the Evangelical set, most voters who lean right only care about the economic issues. Very few care about abortion or gay marriage or the rest of that bullshit. Trump paid lip-service to it, but largely ignored it during the primaries, while it was the driving arguments of most of the other 16 candidates.

Actually, Trump was the only one who paid more than lipservice to it. The Party has been paying lip service to it for years as bait for the values voters, but Trump's the only one promising results and delivering with his supreme court picks. Also, most americans are against abortion, not just evangelicals.

>>87572585
>>87572600
I'm with anon
google gave me nothing

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meme magic stronger than south park lads

>>87572621
>this blog proves that Hillary proves hillary is gulity!
>Something that almost has apparently done despite the peerless time,effort and money.

>>87572628
>no sources
>talking out of your ass
You have to go back.

>>87572643
Dude she's been like the top female politician since long before you were born, what did you expect? All politicians are psychotics, that's why we have them deal with all that shit nobody else wants to.

>>87572097
HAHAHAHA

>>87572643
http://controversialtimes.com/politics/leaked-newsweek-magazine-already-shipped-congratulates-madam-president/

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FUCK.

>>87572620
England was invaded by Muslim rape gangs.

>>87572664
Some /x/ and /pol/ crossover where they were trying to do rituals to create a cold winter to drive all the foreigners out of their lands, or something like that.

>>87572602
But Trump would be the first on the chopping block for that shit and he's too shameless to hide it. He's married multiple women, his kids are married to Jews, he's a lusty pervert, and he tolerates Gays and Trannies.

>>87572690
cap no :(

>>87572664
The mascot for /pol/'s attempt to end the world using runes or something last year.

>>87572690
Hail Hydra

I want an episode with a clip of Amy Schumer being shot out of a cannon.

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>>87572097
it's looking nothing like that
He gets PA that shoots him to 264.

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>>87572690

>>87572097
>not believing in meme magic

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>>87572692
>tfw I kind of brought this idea up once long ago
Man, did I start a fire without knowing it?

>>87572697
Did you not see before?

>>87572695
Trump somehow pandered to the gays and the evangelicals at the same time. He promised a pro-life supreme court pick and to revoke gay marriage, but he also waved a rainbow flag.

>>87572690
Just another butthurt leftist, his time will come. Sooner now rather than later.

>Women actually voting for the abusive boyfriend rather than a fellow woman

I don't know about anything else but feminism's been set back like 60 years

>>87572695
Yeah and if the christian right actually practiced what they preached it'd look far different. Go look up that Jesus vs Jaysus pic.

>>87572690
>expecting anyone involved in popular media to be pro-Trump

Anon please. The media has spent the past year painting Hillary as Mother Teresa and Trump as Mega-Robo Hitler. If he doesn't speak out against Trump his career is effectively over.

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>>87572690
And then Dark Reign happened.

>>87572709
I want that too, but in real life.

>>87572690
I dont listen to hydra agents

>>87572564
>Or maybe it's because people just don't like Hillary?
Nah, even if you hated a candidate you would still play the Devil's Advocate that's how Obama got a second term despite people being dissatisfied with his first term though Hilary lacks his charisma and is white.

>>87572712
Is this the opposite of depressed Affleck?

>>87572710
>Kirkpatrick out
Thank you based god

>>87572600
>>87572643

Sorry trying to find it. Give me a few minutes

>>87572729
Most evangelicals don't care about divorce.

>>87572690
>hatemonger
Literally a Marvel villain.

>>87572695
Pence is gonna be the next Cheney.

>>87572690
> hollywood shitlib butthurt over Trump
In other news, water is wet.

I'm curious how /co/ related stuff will react.
Obama got to team up with Spider-man. Will Marvel do an issue of Trump teaming up with his favourite hero?

>>87572761
I don't know he does not strike me as that kind of VP.

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>>87572761
I hope so.

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>>87572600
>>87572643

Sorry it wasn't a book it was Newsweek. Still hilarious though as no Trump copy was made

>>87572724
He's gonna give em' guns to fight off the Muslims.

>>87572758
>reminder that Dark Reign is a prophecy.

>>87572710
He's at 254. If he wins PA he wins it all.

>>87572769
Didn't Deadpool kill him already or something?

>>87572097
lmaooooo

>>87572753
>>87572643
>>87572600
http://nypost.com/2016/11/08/newsweek-prints-madam-president-issue-before-election-even-happens/
I think that Anon might be a bit confused. It was a Newsweek cover.

You don't like the NY Post, just google Madam President.

>>87572728
Nah, the women who voted against Hillary did good. Her being the 1st ever woman POTUS would be a black eye to women everywhere. Maybe next time someone cool like Jill Stein will get the nom.

>yfw women are second class citizens again
Thank god

>>87572690
Cap is always right.

>>87572778
>>87572788
I might pick up a copy, those will be worth money some day. Like those "Dewey Defeats Truman" papers.

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>>87572769

I just can't believe how badly the democratic party screwed the pooch. They could have taken any set of actions other than what they chose and they would have won. The limbo stick was set 8 feet in the air and they fucking jumped to hit it.

>>87572085

I want Garisson in the White House for the next 4 years of South Park! Do iiiiiiiiit!

>Oh geeeeeeeeez

>>87572589
>the government wouldn't lie to us

Hahahahaa. I've lived long enough to hear people say this shit unironically. You only hear about a Bay of Pigs or Guantanamo Bay when someone's dumb enough to screw things up.

>>87572807
>Miles is Ben Carson

>>87572807
>it's a "President Trump orders Kamala's family deported" story arc

>>87572747

>Obama
>Not white

I saw that guy get only 2 out of 20 shots at Basketball. He's a cracka with the best tan ever

>>87572769
but the Gold Skull hasn't even shown up yet.

>>87572810
This.

I know all you cocky motherfuckers are reading this and your tears are delicious.

>>87572788
Those are going to be worth so much money

>>87572774
Trump got duped into picking Pence for his VP.
>do you really feel like he's in charge?

I don't know how a Trump presidency will go I just know Marvel is going to be insufferable for months

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>>87572478
>Yeah because they thought he was best for them.
Fucking please. Ya'll niggas just wanted to see the fucking world burn hence all the Ron Paul bullshit going around there 4 years ago and I'm pretty damn sure none of you faggots actually care about what Trump promises and more so how much material he we create for content makers given the 8 years of nothing that came from Obama since people were too afraid of being seen as racist. All you did was abruse your power for a joke and now this country is going to be a laughingstock for the rest of the world...again.

So is Marvel just going to pretend there is no president for the next four years?

>>87572761
Good.

>>87572806
Same here....a lot of people probably have the same idea. So it probably won't be worth the glossy newsprint it's printed on.
>>87572810
ALL of 4chan was waiting to raid /pol/ and just irritate their butthurt. Then the unthinkable happened.

>>87572828
So will yours when you see how the president actually works.

>>87572833
Pence was a better choice than Crispy Cream.

>>87572791
>Her being the 1st ever woman POTUS would be a black eye to women everywhere.
Yet voting for a sexist pig is the better alternative. You know this is a very fitting end to the SJW era.

>>87572840
What did they do during Bush's years?

>>87572851
hahahahaha

>>87572840
Falcon Cap will probably go rogue, Cap Cap will probably as well once he regains his conciousness.
Spencer will probably do a recreation of the issue where they discovered Nixon was a supervillain and he an heroes.

>>87572856
It was a better alternative, and the better candidate won.
Sit down.
Shut up.
Learn your place in the greatest America and apologize to your new president.

>>87572841
Yoy say that no but don't think that will save you from the day of rope.
We're all gonna hang together you dumb fucks but at least I'll have the last laugh.

>>87572861
Had Cable call him a faggot

>>87572816
>Flash back to Kamala's family celebrating 9/11

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>>87572387
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was the one who told Dems they could stay home because "they're on the right side of history."

Fuckers have been conflating progress with their own moral fiber and purity for years now. Taking credit for decisions that they are only tangentially even related to, let alone actually involved with. Genuinely believing that history has a mind of its own, and that it will eventually anoint them with grace and prosperity. Fuck them. They needed a loss so that they can stop associating themselves with everything pure and just in the world. I just wanted it to be close to cut the smarmy wokeposting off at the pass, but if Trump takes it, so be it. The current cult of progressiveness, based on "being" good, instead of actually "doing" good, will either restructure itself around reality, or finally break. Either of those outcomes are the only things I care about right now.

The only thing that worries me ATM is that they will probably deflect, like they usually do. "3RD PARTIES COST US THE VOTES AGAIN REEEEEEEE", and such. The avarice required to blame others, at this point, is staggering, but they're capable of it.

>>87572856
I honestly didn't like Hilary because of her questionable legal background, which seemed worse compared to Trump.

Well, not that it matters. I think we have about 8 hours? till the announcement of the winner.

>>87572690
>have no idea who he is
>google him
>vast majority of his movies are capeshit
He kinda deserves this desu

>>87572334
I didn't elect Obama 4 years ago or 8 years ago Anon.

>>87572855
Yeah but not by much.

>>87572837

>He thinks I'm /pol/

And /pol/ did not abuse their power they simply used it. You could have done that to you know

>>87572856
>Trump is a sexist

Locker room talk, that's all that grab her by the pussy comment was. All men do it, Trump just made the mistake of doing it where one or more women could hear it. Which is not to say women don't engage in it as well, to an even greater degree than men do. Male locker room talk is vague and non specific, but if you've ever slept with a woman, her friends know exactly what your penis looks like.

>>87572856
Trump is also popular for the "Fuck the system" vote.
You don't need to think he's right to want the system to change.
And Trump is gonna fuck shit up.
Gotta knock things down to build them back up.
It's going to galvanize the Democrats in getting off the asses and hopefully air out the corrupt sons of bitches that let Hillary be the fucking nominee. We didn't want her the last time. What made you think you wanted it now?

>>87572871
Well I guess that's what they'll do with Trump, call him a bigot with some random cameo references.

>>87572508
What a crazy year!

>>87572840
When was the last time they actually had Obama on-panel as anything more than a cameo? Hell, he got nuked by Reed in Ultimate Marvel, didn't he?

>>87572880
>He doesn't know Chris Evans

You're on /co/ for fucks sake, even /tv/ knows him purely by memes of his capeshit.

>>87572504
From destruction comes rebirth. Better we endure the pain now than continue the stagnation we've suffered for 16 years with Bush and Obama, where the parties play whatever role they need to at the time while sucking each other off behind the scenes

>>87572909
Ignorance is the new norm, anon. Get used to it.

>>87572893
The thing is, literally everyone other elected official is the system. They will just cock block him at every turn. No matter who gets elected, nothing will happen for four years.

>>87572097
The b8 is just sad at this point

>>87572899
He probably had a lot of references, and I know he had a one-shot issue with Spider-Man many years ago.

>>87572828
Same. The is the first time I didn't bother.

Looking forward to the fall of America. The world is already realizing that the US is no longer fit to be the center of the world economy, and Trump's election will only accelerate that. Time for the world to dump their US treasury bonds.

>>87572890
Is this copypasta?

>>87572837
What's wrong with any of that? As others have expressed, Trump is the human molotov cocktail sent to blow up the political landscape. People were sick and fucking tired of being offered candidates who were corrupt and full of empty promises. The Democrats and the Republicans used up all of their good will, and the American middle class is fucking angry as shit at being ignored. The political landscape in 4 years time is going to be wildly different from any we've seen before. Americans came out and screamed that enough is enough tonight.

>>87572909
>>87572917
I avoid capes as much as I can

>>87572920
So?
Then maybe the next time, other people will be inspired to run.
Trump winning means a lot more for America than Clinton

>>87572937
If there is one thing that has actually be sacrificed tonight its definitely the trust other countries had in America that we took for granted.

That trust is definitely no longer there and its a shame we elected a president who ran with zero foreign policy plans.

>>87572893
Things are good tho. WE're gonna be knocking good things over because people decided how their feelings are nore important than facts.
That's where you guys are at, you vote in the the least qualified candidate cause your feelings got hurt.

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I think we need to take a step back and just breath in that now there's footage of our Commander in Chief quasi-chokeslammed Vince McMahon on WWE.
>>87572952
It effectively proves the two party system is a joke, maybe people will finally look elsewhere.

>>87572085
South Park is fiction, you weirdo.

>>87572950
it's familiarity anon. Even someone who isn't a fan of capes would've at least recognized the face of the guy who laughed whilecalling his co worker's character a whore

>>87572097
Dumbass

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>>87572944
>Trump isn't corrupted
>isn't filled with empty promises

I'll be waiting for that wall. After this turn out I think its needed.

>>87572962
Things aren't good though.
It's a broken record but the wealth gap is insane.
There are so many fucked up shit here.
Healthcare and higher education being too big ones.

>>87572920
The Republicans will control the House and the Senate, meaning they will get the massive tax cuts that they wanted, and Obamacare will get repealed. Trump will probably be able to get them to go ahead with the wall, because the primary bases for the individual Republican congressmen would be angered if they tried to block it.

Trade, on the other hand, will probably get blocked and that won't go anywhere.

>>87572952
Yeah it means we're all lazy fucking idiots.

>>87572893
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

>We're going to fight the patriarchy! Force you to check your privilege! We're going to tear down this corrupt system one brick at a time! Put you fucking bigots in your place!
>Do you have an actual plan to handle any of this, or the aftermath of it?
>lol nope we're just signal boosting, the politicians will sort it out

Voting Trump in is exactly as short-sighted and spiteful as all that shit. This is the time for everyone to start making actual plans, instead of retreating to smugness and conspiracy theories about how some evil group of people are draining your lives of all joy due to some deep well of greed.

>>87572976
Sorry, still doesn't ring a bell. Pretty much the only cape meme i'm familiar am is baneposting

>>87572937
We've survived worse, bu even it you're correct, nature abhors a vacuum. Whatever rushes in to fill the power gap will surely be better. Surely.

>>87572960
He does have a foreign policy plan: abandon NATO unless they're willing to pay more tribute to the US.

>>87572992
They're both corrupt in their own way. Hilary hides it through illegal matters and Donald outright denies everything. The latter is actually a lot easier to say he's a forgetful idiot.

>>87572992
Nobody cares about Trump in anon's scenario. Trump wasn't elected on his ideas he was elected as a giant fuck you to the political establishment.
I think I'm going to watch the Daily Show tomorrow first time in a while

What's holding them back on calling it?

>>87572997
>The failed businessman reality TV star will surely fix the wealth gap problems in America with a senate poised against him who lied about raising minimum wage to get seats

lol

>>87572396
>SJ

Superjail?

>>87572997
Yeah so why do you vote for the guy who isn't actually gonna fix this? What donyou honestly think he is gonna accomplished?

>>87573000
>Trump will probably be able to get them to go ahead with the wall
A wall, at least the one he initially described, is economically unfeasible. I can see them ramping the shit out of security though

>>87573004
Oh alright, at least you're not as ignorant as I thought.

>>87572928
Yeah, but that was some time he was first sworn in, I believe. I'm talking about a recent appearance that isn't simply Deadpool crashing through the windows of the Oval Office or a talking head in a SHIELD war room. I still haven't read the new Captain America, and I'm assuming he appeared there in some major capacity. The book is very much aware of current politics, judging from the panels I've seen. Or in the books which led to Steve regaining his title, at least.

>>87573031
I think Hillary can still win if she wins all the remaining states

>>87572960
we failed George washington

>>87573000
>Obamacare will get repealed.
As soon as they create an alternative.

>>87573032
> wealth gap problem
Is a meme, not a real problem. The problem is that there are too many people trying to ride in the wagon and not enough people pulling.

>>87572992
It doesn't even matter if he is. The establishment fought Trump, so people voted to spite the establishment. They need to realize that the same bullshit isn't going to work come next election cycle, and hopefully sort their shit out.

>>87573047
What remains?

>>87573034
Samurai Jack, goofball.

>>87572937
The dollar has been dropping steadily all night. I'm hoping it's just panicking.

>>87573019
>Lets sacrifice our allies and their trust because they cant afford to help us fight invisible enemies in countries that dont want us there to begin with!

Short sighted.

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>>87573030
>Daily Show

Jesus Christ if Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert was needed during this election year more so than ever.

>>87573038
A 10 trillion dollar tax cut is economically unfeasible, but they'll do it anyway. Remember when Bush jr. won? He pushed through massive tax cuts AND big new entitlement spending AND a war. "Economically unfeasible" doesn't matter to politicians.

>>87572286
Trump was the perfect 3rd party candinate. Enough money to not be bought, fool to challenge the establishment and occupied the second party's nominii.

When the gun pressed on his back, Bernie duck'd. He never had a chance.

>>87573038
So a lot more power to the homeland security who I am sure will use due diligence.

>>87573030
Trevor will act angry to appease his base, but Trump winning is the best thing for his career. Jon made a killing during the Bush years.

>>87573070
Oh, well that's old news. I thought there might have been some news today.

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>>87573048
We did that like literally a term after he left.

>>87573056
Because the republicans courted the "working class" industry workers like they totally werent the ones shipping jobs overseas.
Service industry would have been far more important considering its a growing black hole in our country in desperate need of more people.

But hey, chuds with no degrees who want to stand up all day doing manual labor at a factory are important too.

>>87573066
Pennsylvania
Wisconsin
Michigan
Arizona
Alaska

That's it I think. If Trump wins Michigan/Penn AND Wisc/Arizona it's over. He's leading in all of them.

>>87573055
The alternative is to leave it to the free market.

>>87573093
Trevor isn't really good enough though. He's still been floundering in this shit show of an election and that had more variety than just Trump.

>>87573105
No thats a failure, because it ends up with a shit ton of people without health care again because its something only upper middle class people can easily float.

Either work all fucking day

Or

Do what they said they'd do in 2008 if McCain won and run the episode they prepared with live commentary.

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Just air the episode anyway, because it's not Trump in the SP Universe, it's Garrison. They can still run with that and just act like it's different next season if they want.

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>>87572690
Of course an agent of HYDRA would say that.

>>87573061
You are so childish.
Who is the establishment?

>>87573082
We had Colbert. He did whatever he could, it just didn't work. At least he'll have plenty of material now?

>>87572596
Why don't we just meme ourselves into a virtual reality paradise, then?

If /pol/ can get an incompetent reality star elected president, surely we can meme a good version of the Matrix into existence.

>>87573118
Why should I pay for the shitty health decisions of some fat fuck? Learn some personal responsibility.

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>>87573085
All this is saying is that Americunts are just bored and needed another clown in office to keep them entertained

>>87573118
You need to be 1st world country to run such charity.

I'm glad Trump won because both him and Hillary are total fucking jokes but at least with Trump people realize it and won't deny the fact they made a huge mistake by voting him in.

>>87573129
I cannot wait for John Oliver's show desu

>>87573100
We're not exactly making up for it now, are we?

>>87572690
What a slut.

>>87573072
What allies? The only country that hasn't fucked us over is Japan and that's because they're incapable of doing so.

>>87572177
they rigged it

Hilary was the chosen one

>>87573137
Christ, what I wouldn't give for Jeb now.

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>Garrison actually wins
>He actually meet with Putin and sucks his dick

Were so close to see that happening

>>87573118
There isn't enough money in the whole fucking world to carry all the moochers who want others to pay for their mistakes. No country in the world has both socialized medicine and a healthy debt level.

>Dumbing of Age Anon: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could take.
>Silent Majority: Hold my beer.

I hope Clinton and Obama go off on Trump as they take their leave, shit will go off.

>>87573100
kek

>>87573134
Didn't you watch the Matrix?
People reject paradises.
You need suffering to believe things are real.

Maybe we did meme ourselves into a reality of our own creation.
For every YJ Season 3, we need a Trump presidency

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Thems the breaks.

>>87573085
So you best case scenario is our government completely crumbling and something better rising from the ashes?
This isn't Tolkien anon, the age of man is sustained by man not to the cycle of ages.

>>87572097
/co/mbler on suicide watch!!

It's going to be hilarious when everyone gets a nice, hard reminder that the president doesn't have nearly as much power as they think they do.

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You were warned. You were all warned!

>>87573205
I'm just here for the entertainment. I'm glad I'm not american to take this shit personally.

>>87573135
>>87573170
Wasnt about welfare, it was about regulating a system that was getting so wildly out of control and pandering to the elderly that a collapse was all but inevitable.
Obamacare was a crude tool but it was working towards making healthcare affordable, not free.

Were actually going to go back to these insurance companies selling plans with absurd out of pocket rates for even their shittiest of plans because there is no affordable alternative anymore.

Insurance companies make more money selling plans like that to the wealthy then they do making affordable plans for the middle class.

So why would health insurance companies even care about the middle class?

Careful anon, you will one day become the mooch without healthcare and its going to suck.

>>87573205
And who controls the other branches my friendo

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>>87573137
But Dems said that Dubya was a respectable Rebublican, someone Trump could learn a few things from. How can a clown be someone the Republican party should take notes from?

>>87572556
dont matter got re-elected

>>87573140
The mistake does not lay with Trump.

The mistake was the lying media overtly showing themselves to be propaganda rags, instead of neutrally reporting on current events.

I only voted for Trump because of that.

>>87573189
It's not going to be literal collapse.
The Democrats just lost. HARD
Every single prediction said that Clinton was either favoured to win, or favoured to win by landslide.
And they still lost.

When you lose that bad, you are forced to change how you play

>>87573205
Trump will get to appoint a Supreme Court justice, which is no real joke.

>>87573205
Oh boy, another 4 years of deadlock.

>>87573205
This.

I voted for Hillary but either way, not much is going to change.

>>87573205
Again?

>>87572867
His twitter is fucking hilarious. He might try suicide.

>>87573226
The people who hate Trump.

>>87573205
Reps are winning House AND Senate too dumbass

>>87573213
It's not even funny but I'm still laughing.

>>87573240
More likely, he'll get several. Ginsberg is old and in poor health, she will likely die in the next four years. Breyer might as well. That would give conservatives a 7-2 majority on the court.

>>87573261
No, it's all Republican

>>87573189
Someone should have told that the people crying over Clinton's campaign right now, it sounds like good advice.

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>>87572690

>>87573233
Watching the media shill so hard for two fucking years was painful, but it was all worth it to see their darkest hour come to life.

>>87573241
Does the U.S Government know any other way to function?

>>87573221
>working towards making healthcare affordable
Is that why everyone's rates went up 25%?

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>>87572690
This was the most recent tweet

>>87573179
Trump presidency was always the goal, YJ Season 3 was a by-product. Kinda like how Rebirth happened because Geoff wanted to bring back Wally and the JSA; the return of Ryan Choi and Ted Kord is incidental.

>>87573010
>Whatever rushes in to fill the power gap will surely be better. Surely.

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords

>>87573261
>house is red
>senate is red
>LOL OTHER GUYS HATE TRUMP

Is this your first election, leddit?

>>87573241
The GOP and Trump agree on some things. Like big tax cuts, repealing Obamacare, getting rid of industrial regulation, etc.

So we're likely to get those things at least.

>>87573226
Both other branches are close to 50/50

>>87573254
>He might try suicide

And people say Trump winning is a bad thing.

>>87573241
No.
The Republicans control the House and are leading the Senate now.

All three wings are coming up of Red.
At least two will be

>>87573205
I actually mused earlier this year about the possibility of a Trump win followed by a Trump impeachment.

The American people literally will have voted in an insane tv personality. Is this the worst timeline?

>>87573163
>Garrison becomes gay again

>>87573282
I hope everyone at CNN commits suicide live on air. There are various levels of shitty news outlets, but they were by far the worst.

>>87573241
>deadlock

Republicans took the house, and the senate as well. Trump only needs 15 more electoral votes to be named president. There will be no deadlock, only rubberstamping, glorious rubberstamping, for FREEDOM! There will only be deadlock in the event Hillary wins, in which case get ready for eight years of her crying while congress tells her to sit on it and spin.

>>87573205

I'm just in it to watch everyone on twitter cry like a bitch about Hillary losing

I remember saying to some relatives back in 2015 that literally the only person I wanted to see win this election less than Trump was her and at the time I was really fucking hoping these two clowns wouldn't be the two actual running.

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>>87573273
???
4 republican justices, 4 democrat
Senate is 48r to 46d with 6 seats up
House is useless, but is republican, I'll grant you that. 227 to 163 with 45 seats up

>>87573307
You know they are not required to follow everything the President says right?

>>87573282
That one ad with all the celebrities shilling for Hillary was painful to watch.
In the end, I guess they don't care how stupid they look as long as the checks clear

>>87573318
'member Man of the Year, where Robin Williams was a comedian with a TV show who became president?

>>87573262
>Voted Republican just so Hillary would have a speed bump in the House
Opps.
>>87573273
Republicans hate him, though they might pretend they don't just to keep their power.
>>87573302
>Anthonie just doesn't fucking care
maybe that tweet e made before wasn't a joke

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>>87573318
Yeah but YJ Season 3

>>87573241
Youvsay that but the truth is America is now a right wing government.
>far right wing controls congrees
>and the executives
>and guess what? Soon they will control the judiciary

>>87573233

I genuinely do think Trump only won because a lot of people were fed up with bullshit of one form (the propaganda you mentioned) or another (SJW nonsense which really ties into dems in general)

>>87573300
I never said it was perfect, but there was no alternative.
If you think returning to the system we had before is better than the road we were on you are living in a fairy tale.
Your insurance rates are now in the hand of the same companies that were speeding headlong into a market crash for their own gains.

>>87573331
And you assume all republicans will follow him because? I mean not all democrats followed everything Obama said.

>>87573341
Yes they are just gonna cover their ears

:^]

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>>87573318
meme magic is always the best timeline friendo

They reveal to everyone that they're cucks

Oh wait they already did that a year ago when they had Canadian Trump get raped to death

>>87573353
Everyone loves a winner.

The GOP will fall in line behind Trump because he has given them the white house, and those who opposed Trump will be ostracized for being defeatists.

>>87573366
>>and guess what? Soon they will control the judiciary
Isn't it going to be 50/50 there with his nomination?

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>>87572396
Don't forget the real life Bane plane crash.

Hey this timeline is full of unprecedented wacakdoo shit we'd never expect What if Trump is actually good?

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>>87573318
He's better than Killery

>>87573364
Yeah this is the worst timeline alright

>>87573282
It wasn't shilling, it was merely informing you that trump was a terrible choice.
>which he is
>way to ignore the facts

>>87573366
You are severely misinformed. The majorities are so narrow that they might as well not even exist. Do you remember when the democrats had a supermajority in congress? Can you name one important piece of legislation passed during that time?

>>87573399
>Paul Ryan falling in line
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Trumps gonna have to grovel to that man to get a single thing done.

>>87573395
Actually, Trey did marry a stripper who already had a kid. At least Matt stuck with his woman for over a decade now.

>>87572085
They skipped last week, right?
Best case scenario: They made two episodes.
Worst cast: They just play this alt universe one.

It's not looking good because they based the 2008 election episode on Vegas odds.

>>87573418
Paul Ryan is probably on suicide watch desu

>>87572097
It's going to be okay you will find other records to correct, I believe in you.