Etrigan ran for President. This is his story.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
I've been hoping someone would do this today.
>>87566147
>winning smile
>warm eyes
kek
>>87566111
Well we are headed into the final stretch. I should be able to finish before 9 EST though. That's when the real magic begins.
>>87566052
Based
Literally a better choice than Trump or Hillary. Literally.Especially Trump
>>87566285
>Literally a better choice than Trump
You say that, but in many ways his political tactics are close to Trump.
Also, let's keep it friendly. I would hate to have the thread pruned.
>>87566322
I know, but Etrigan is way, way, waaaay more charismatic.He was also created by the King so he can't be that bad
And we're off!
Thanks OP, bump !
>>87566806
>take back america
Just
Thanks for your opinion Guy.
>>87566052
Thanks for doing this storytime, I was wanting to read this story for ages.
>>87566968
On another note, who do you think Guy would support in this election if he wasn't in space?
>>87567050
Trump, Guy's a real conservative and would vote on the party line.
>>87567084
Don't try to claim Guy for your own, asshat. Guy is friends with a black man and a Latino.
>>87567157
Yeah that's why I said he'd vote on the party line, Guy would probably have voted for a different Republican earlier in the election, but between only Trump and Hilary he'd vote Trump .
Keep it friendly.
>>87567157
No, Guy is as red as the tip of Sinestro's dick.
Just because you have a black friend doesn't mean you can't be a conservative.
Suddenly...
Superman!
These new 'draw a box' captchas are strange.
>>87567468
>not using legacy
>>87567220
Listen well, slut. I'm Jarl Balgruuf and I be BALLIN BALLIN BALLIN Jarl BALLIN BALLIN BALLIN BALLIN
Woman I'm LOOORD of the rings
I'm the Jarl of Whiterun! Holla if you need me
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Bitches gonna hate
Yo momma's gonna hate
SWAG
SWAG
SWAG
Holla if you need me
Holla if you need reefer
Bitch
>>87567328
>>87567349
It feels like there is a missing page.
>>87566120
>literally the monopoly man
>>87567787
Sorry, there probably is, but I might not have saved it from the last storytime. If someone happens to have it, I would be grateful.
The Plan
>>87567984
I can't help but laugh.
>>87567984
>reverend tartuffe
nice reference
Aim high!
The end is in sight.
>>87568257
>what I cannot do is save you from yourselves
Then injustice happened.
THE PLAN
...crisis averted.
THE END
See you in four yearsif 4chan still exists.
>>87568545
Thank you
>>87566052
based OP
>>87568545
Here's hoping we get an ending as happy as this tonight.
>>87566052
thanks